#Tortoise House

[thewhimsyturtle]

EXCUSE ME, do you know how long I have been sitting here staring at my empty food rock waiting for more noms?!

#EXCUSE ME #WHERE ARE MY NOMS #GRUMP #Kirby #tortoise #Russian tortoise #outside #tortoise house #Aivituvin #demanding #spoiled #doorway #cute #animals

[catboybiologist]

Like many proud and ambitious parents, I'm hoping he grows up to be a doctor

#or maybe just a raging fudanshi #tort #tortblr #herpblr #russian tortoise #house md #tortoise

[mistymonster]

back home with my tablette

#windy #phantom hourglass #back home to my tablet... my bed... my tortoise.... this is the life #decorated the house for fall today #and took myself plant shopping :) #dances.......

[duck-noises]

hi hi hi so art request can you draw freya but with the least effort you can put like silly little doodle the size of a bacteria :›

Hope you don’t mind the addition of Chaurli! But as asked a silly little bacteria sized Freya :)

#i love that tortoise so much i couldn’t help but include him #kinda forgot how the house looked so if it looks a little strange DONT WORRY ABOUT IT 😡 #gow 2018 #gow ragnarok #freya #god of war freya #Chaurli #god of war chaurli #gow freya #tortoise #god of war ragnorak #god of war 2018

[fazcatz]

I just know every time those articles came out during WAD era of Dan describing his and Phil's relationship, Phil would be like "Whyyyy can't this mf just describe our relationship like a normal person 😭"

#simultaneously a house pet #and a divorced couple #and two tortoises #and arch enemies #and just mates #but I guess the more convoluted he makes it sound #the more we understand just how strange and once in a lifetime #their care is for one another #which like #don't know what to do with that information #but thanks! #I am soooo happy for you #(I am so jealous that every time I think too hard about them I fall to my knees and clench my fists and shake them towards the sky) #dan and phil #dip and pip #daniel howell #phil lester #amazingphil #danisnotonfire #danandphilgames

[thefloatingstone]

Look at this tortoise eating my neighbour's grass.

#animals #tortoise #reminder my country's version of a golf estate is very different to the US #and as a result it means we are more likely to see wild species like this on our lawns #because golf estates in my country are part golf. part house. part nature conservation #anyway look at this old guy go at that grass

[bethanydelleman]

Wentworth is probably sleeping in Anne’s bedroom

Okay, so we know that it's fine for the eldest daughter to take her mother's room after the mother dies (Tilney says this in NA), so the rooms right now are:

Sir Walter - master bedroom

Elizabeth - mistress bedroom

Anne - next best bedroom (Sir Walter is all about apparences, so he'll put Anne in the right room even if he doesn't care much about her)

Then the Crofts move in and have Wentworth as a guest:

Admiral Croft - master bedroom (sans mirrors)

Mrs. Croft - mistress bedroom

And the next best bedroom that goes to your beloved brother is... Wentworth is totally in Anne's bedroom.

I cannot stop thinking about how like hilarious but also angsty this whole thing is. Do you think he saw W&A carved into the bedpost or something?

(even if the very in love Admiral and Mrs. Croft sleep together, they probably maintain separate rooms because of the servants)

#persuasion #the most awkward thing ever #more awkward than a turtle #awkward tortoise #anne elliot #sir walter #captain wentworth #jane austen #I mean it's bad enough that he's staying in her house #but to also be in her bedroom! #I cannot get over this #I never will

[juniperdaily]

if she's under my desk, do you think she'll do my work for me?

#peep the dust lol #my house gets so dusty and for what #junie.exe #juniper daily #red footed tortoise #cherry head tortoise

[bumblingbabooshka]

Tuvok and his pet, Torabru-fo. (+ matchmaker's notes)

#Torabru-fo is part of a species of tortoise whose markings look similar to makeup #they're called 'thousand year ladies' bc they're rumored to live for a thousand years - though it's more like 400 #So Torabru-fo was actually Tuvok's mother's father's pet who was passed down #and in my mind she's still alive in canon - though very old! Lives at his parents' house #Tuvok's 'real' childhood pet was a sehlat named Wari but his father thought the tortoise would make him stand out more #Tuvok #st voyager #st voyager art #bea art tag #picturing that Vulcan children usually have a lot of extracurriculars or indiosyncratic skills #bc their parents want to put as much as they can on their matchmaking file or whatever it is - if they don't have familial prestige #Kal-Toh lessons :/ vs Kal-Toh lessons taught by a Vulcan master :O !!!!!

[thewhimsyturtle]

The moment I've been waiting for since last summer: I finally get to STOMP outside again in my Aivituvin Wooden Tortoise House! Time to STOMP all my outside plastic plants to remind them who's boss!

🛒  You can get your own Aivituvin Tortoise House over here! (Full disclosure:  We will receive a small commission if you purchase using this link, at no extra cost to you.)

#STOMP #King Kirby #outside #plastic plants #Tortoise House #Kirby #tortoise #Russian tortoise #Aivituvin #GRUMP #cute #animals

[wingsyliveblogs]

Amity’s day just keeps getting worse, doesn’t it. 

But the real question here is, can Hooty even be destroyed..?

Ah, of course - Amity’s too responsible to leave Luz to handle the fight on her own, not to mention she probably knows Luz well enough by now to guess that she’s completely unprepared. 

Still, unless I’m missing something, Grom is going to be happening on the same day, which means that any training efforts are likely going to be about as effective as Eda’s last-minute training session with Luz in Episode 5. Which is to say, they’re probably not going to accomplish much with such little time. 

Luz: >:3

So that’s the otter suit of legend, is it? How in the world did she bring that over with her?? How much stuff did she bring???

#wingsy liveblogs #wingsy watches owl house #owls ep 16 #the logical explanation is that it's not the same otter suit and she just found a new one in the Boiling Isles somewhere #but you never know with Luz #anyway I'm starting to feel incredibly sleepy so I'll put watching on hold for the night #I'll continue as soon as possible! #liveblog sessions are pretty brief at the moment #but as the saying goes: slow and steady wins the race! #Luz may be an otter but I'm living the tortoise life here

[alumort]

main toh x naruto cast! luz -> lee

amity -> neji

gus -> shikamaru

willow -> sakura

king -> naruto

eda -> gai

#naruto #the owl house #rock lee #neji hyuga #sakura haruno #shikamaru nara #maito gai #might guy #naruto uzumaki #the tortoise house

[pocketwish]

my esterbrook estie in tortoise arrived today !!! i inked her up with dominant industry lungo no. 116

#she's my first ever fountain pen that's on the pricier side and i honestly can't believe she's physically in my house #i was torn between her and the petrified forest model but i think the tortoise suits me very well #she came with a free leather case so she'll be nicely protected <3 #the size of her no. 6 jowo nib versus my lil kaweco sport's is comical #i'm still getting used to how far up from the page she is in comparison #bea's thoughts

[mothlover69]

I wrestled with a tortoise today (which was so fun tbh) and im just like *twirls hair* i wonder if my f/os woulda thought i was soooo hot ;3

#tortoise climbed into my lap bc he wanted pets but hes over 100 lbs and wouldve crushed me #so i shoved him and we wrestled instead #which he loved! tortoises love rough housing!

[muppet-facts]

Muppet Fact #492

The first settler of Woodland Valley was Jeremiah Tortoise's great grandfather, Hepahestus Tortoise on the twelfth of May, 1802. Hepahestus literally fell into the valley and originally called it "Who'd Have Thought I Would Land in This Valley Valley." However, he though the name was too long and shortened it to "Would Land Valley."

Jeremiah notes that he has been trying to get the official spelling changed to reflect his great grandfather's writings for years.

Source:

Bear in the Big Blue House. Episode 409: "History, Herstory, Bearstory." September 23, 2002.

#jim henson #muppet facts oc #the muppets #muppets #muppet facts #fun facts #Jeremiah Tortoise #bear in the big blue house #Hepahestus Tortoise #woodland valley

[selchielesbian]

I went on a nature walk today which was very nice except some old man tried to (incorrectly) lecture me on gopher tortoises and I had to physically restrain myself from turning to him and saying ‘actually I know more than you’

#‘they don’t dig holes in the ground’ YES THEY DO!! THEIR BURROWS PROVIDE HOUSING FOR MANY NATIVE FAUNA!!!! #THEYRE LITERALLY CALLED GOPER TORTOISES!!!!!!!!!!!!!! #*gopher I was so mad when i wrote this i misspelled gopher