#Trying to pull a fast one on me

[staycalm-atthedisco]

I had lent a book out to a coworker like forever ago and over the last year it has traveled to several other people we mutually know before finally getting back to me today and it still has the book mark I left in it and the dust jacket is fine but there’s just one problem. I had written my name on the inside cover with my pink pen and this book doesn’t have it. Lmaoo

Gonna have to assume that somewhere in the line somebody must have accidentally ruined it and had to replace it, therefore leading to me receiving this phony lmao

#I’m obvi not mad it’s just funny #trying to pull a fast one on me #it wasn’t a prized copy or anything I’m honestly just happy to have this book back even if it apparently isn’t the same copy #rdj voice* thought we wouldn’t notice.. but we did #me #personal

[krikitunes]

Hey, squeaker! (/affectionate /p)

I don't normally do stuff like this but I saw you liked Aizetsu and Gyutaro as a QPR and I have shipped them in secret since before I saw that. So it made my day to find. As an aro-spec person, I don't really see QPRs talked about much either and most people kind of just don't care about them as a result.

Anyway,

-> the actual point of my submission is that you recently reblogged one of my arts with the tag "good luck charm" as you were denoting affection to it for helping to uplift your mood during difficult times. It really warmed my heart, so I wanted to make something intentionally for you in that vein of "good luck charm".

I know your original tags were in reference to an endouma doodle, but I wanted to toss you something for one of your rarer pairings. (I was shocked to see it in the wild!! /pos)

Hope your week gets better, man!

I COULD COMPLETELY BURST INTO TEARS,!!!!!!! THEYRE SUCH DORK ASSES I hope someone stuffs them both in lockers they probably already do it to eachother as some odd affection ritual. Weirdos. OBSESSED.. sincerely I do not have the words to describe how MUCH I appreciate this 😭😭😭! Since you sent this things have thankfully gotten better so thank you!! Your charm worked!! (Things are still scary and new! But im feeling much better :-})

actually I am drawing a little something right now for you .holdon.

they're stargazing :-}.. I have so many little things in my head of these two but I wanted to make something quick right this second in exchange because AGWAA!!IM GRATEFUL!! I'll keep them close to my heart for EVER💥💥💥💥💥💥💥

#good luck charm #i adore how you draw Aizetsus facesososo.. i need to see him taking the worlds heaviest nap foreely. #theyre so NASTY!!!! united in grossness its good for them in a way its healthy #BUT YEAH I DIDNT SAY IT IN YHE POST ITSELF CUZ I GET NERBOUS TO RAMBLE UP THERE BUT QPR SND MAKING QPPS IS SOOO IMPORTANT TO ME #it forever makes me sad that people dont really care about it/care to learn what qpr is even about and its like!!! #pLEASE ROMANCE AND PLATONICISM MY HEART MY SOUL! ! #i have a lot of qprs that mean a whole lot to me and this is definitely one that makes me giddy because as a concept its just.really fun #they both are shitheads a little but theyre also kinda feircely protective in their own rights so its a push and pull of trying to show off #while also trying to not have the combined emotional adeptness of a shelter dog #in other words they are like specimens to me.. studys them under.microscope.. #agagagaga ANYWAYS EEEK. THANK YOU. IVERY MUCH APPRECIATE IT #i saw it earlier in the week and got super emotional but got too sidetracked to have the time to say anything but hiccup. cry. sniffle. #thought about it the .entire time... #explodes this entire website #UGHHH TYTYTYTYTYTY 💥🙇💥🙇💥🙇 #gonna need to add staring wistfully at this and various endoumas to my self care routine inthink. good for my health #grhsekeke squeaker.... #cw fast gif #<- jic! #that gif gets such a giggle out of me im fascinated by it

[softquietsteadylove]

We definitely need more Thenamesh presidency AU!

Would you write more? Maybe Thena has to do an interview and the interviewer is a bit too friendly and asks her some subtile weird questions and basically undresses her with his eyes? Let Gil step in and protect his girlfriend in the most professional way? 😄

Thank you! Keep up your amazing work! ❤️

"Thank you for joining me, Madam President."

Thena smiled, nodding courteously but quiet thus far. Not only did she have to be careful of every single word she said these days, but she couldn't afford to get tired and run low on energy part way through the possibly lengthy interview.

"The rumours are true," her interviewer smiled, and that was always a dangerous start to a sentence. He tilted his head at her, "you are as beautiful as you are intimidating."

Gil looked up from Thena's schedule in his hand.

Thena tilted her head, though, "is that part of the question."

Eros laughed, "no, you're right it's off the record. Call it an attempt to get to know you?"

"I believe that is what the interview will be for."

Again, Eros took no offense to what would be a dry response to some and a defensive remark to most. He laughed, letting it roll off of him. He was renowned for his good nature, as well as being so young for the field of very serious televised journalism. He was popular with younger viewers for his looks.

They needed this interview to secure the young vote--the key to real, effective positive change.

"Yes ma'am, I am very honoured to have the opportunity, let it be said," Eros sat up a little straighter, almost like a professional interviewing the president. He had a dry kind of tone, his words somewhat running together.

"Your show is quite popular," Thena began her part of the battle (Sersi had advised her not to call it that). She had to meet him toe to toe so he didn't twist anything out of her, nor get the chance to misrepresent anything. "My people were happy to arrange the interview."

Kingo had told her that they had to do well with Eros if they wanted any relevance with young people beyond being known as the era of betrayal.

"Careful not to flatter me, ma'am," Eros continued to schmooze as if they were having drinks at a work conference as opposed to meeting in a secure location for journalistic purposes. He ran a hand through his hair. "I am prone to ego."

"A privilege few can afford."

"I believe you could be afforded anything," he tilted his head, his eyes drifting over her for just a second.

Thena shifted in her chair. Her hands were clasped together, because it was safer than having them loose enough to fidget and betray micro-expressions for her.

Gil cleared his throat off to the side, motioning for things to keep moving for the sake of time. He was frowning.

"So, Madam President," Eros began a proper question as if he hadn't been blatantly flirting with her - the most powerful woman in the country - seconds ago. "You have arrived to a rather precarious position."

Finally the interview began in earnest. Gil drifted around the edges of it, of course asked to keep his presence to a minimum, but permitted to stay in Thena's proximity, as was her security.

A few things were off limits--the direct mention of Ikaris' vacated position, the status of the staff investigations after his betrayal, suspects, that kind of thing. Although the ramifications of such things were technically fair game.

There were two cameras set up strategically on tripods. Eros' show would use edited footage of the interview, which would be subject to their review for security reasons. Gil mostly stayed behind Thena's shoulder, out of the frame, keeping his eyes on the popular show host.

"Now, I would like to ask," Eros looked up from his dossier of questions and points to bring up. He had done so a few times already and every time he did, the tone of the interview would...shift. "And this can be off the record, if you like."

Gil rolled his eyes.

"But it must be said that this is the first time an unmarried woman has come to power as you have." There it was. Gil shook his head faintly, although it seemed Eros was done taking his silent direction. "Does this affect the office you keep, in any way?"

"Why would it?" Thena asked flatly, not only not dignifying his question but also answering the real point of it. "No one in the cabinet minds if I am married or not, only if I can do the job of serving our country."

"So would you say you're on the market?"

Gil snapped Thena's schedule closed, as loudly as he could but not nearly as loudly as he would like. Eros looked up at him; he swiped his hand across his throat, telling him to cut it.

Eros barely acknowledged being told to back off but leaned back in his chair again. Of course doing so gave him another opportunity to run his eyes over Thena.

She was wearing a light grey pantsuit, but the way he was looking at her certainly seemed as if she were half dressed.

"Perhaps we should take five," Eros suggested in a much more - and perhaps falsely - amiable tone. He uncrossed his legs and stood with his dossier in hand. "I am happy to fetch you some water, ma'am."

Gil held out his hand for Thena to hold as she stood. "No outside food or drink--thank you."

The 'thank you' really was an afterthought.

"Of course," Eros nodded, giving his most charming smile. "I shall return in a moment, then."

Security both let him out and followed him as an escort. Such was the requirement of being alone in a room with Madam President herself.

Thena sighed, accepting the water bottle Gil himself was holding, "how long is this?"

"Probably another hour," he chuckled, speaking quietly as they hovered together. "You're doing great so far. You haven't even told him to go fuck himself."

Thena let out a quiet laugh against her hand, but it was certainly real. A few of the security team laughed too (those close enough to them to hear it).

Gil angled his shoulder for her, getting as close as they could afford when not totally alone. Although it didn't stop his eyes from being a little too soft when he looked at her. "Just a little more. I'm right here if you need me."

Thena's eyes weren't much better at keeping their monumental secret. "Thank you, as always."

Gil chuckled, taking the water bottle from her, "you know there's no need."

Her hand brushed against his on the way, "still."

A knock on the door signalled that their guest was back.

Thena sighed but let Gil hold her hand as she sat down again. He leaned down to her ear, "I'm gonna kill him if he asks you about being single again."

Thena laughed, although she couldn't reply. She gave his hand one more little squeeze, prepared to delve back into their work.

"Come in," Gil announced, although he stayed at the edge of Thena's chair. Eros nodded to him as he walked back into the room and to his own seat. Gil kept his eye on him, "limit personal questions going forward."

It was a very straightforward statement, and one that could be expected from her personal attache. No one would necessarily suspect it was her boyfriend telling this clown to stop hitting on her in front of him.

#Thenamesh President AU #I'm so glad people liked this! #a little forbidden relationship is always zesty #Gil has to watch this idiot try to flirt with the president #and much worse: his girlfriend Thena #Thena both is surprised and isn't #Eros is a little more forward than she would have expected but also he's asking in such a way and being just pushy enough #she can't really accuse him of misconduct because it happens too fast and too lightly #Gil says I can and tells him that he's going to act inappropriately they'll take Thena and walk out right now #Eros plays dumb #who's inappropriate??? #but Gil gives him a look and he's like okay this guy will fight me in the parking lot #the rest of the interview goes well #Eros stands to shake her hand which she allows #Gil sees the hint of him turning her hand over to kiss the back of it #he springs into action and pulls her back to whisper in her ear #scheduling...or something #no one kisses any part of Thena but him! #or another political dignitary if it's polite in their cultural custom #BUT THAT'S IT

[munch-mumbles]

ive been a little upset about it all night so i need to write out all the things that happened at work today and are bugging me so i can TRY to get it out of my head and actually RELAX bc i just keep pacing in circles around it instead of just accepting it and moving on

#for context i was working frying chicken today. ok so i arrive and literally all the chicken out expires within ten minutes of each other #meanwhile to remake everything takes about an hour 20 #tried my best to get everything out and replaced and make sure i have enough of everything and then take my break bc with chicken there are #few narrow windows to take your break in you have very little control over when it is #get back and while im getting ready for my next fry one of the assistant leaders comes back and passive aggressively asks 'everything ok?' #and when i say yeah shes starts saying how shes 'just checking' because apparently i didnt have enough chicken out for her liking and went #on about how we're in a chicken drive (I KNOW. I WORK CHICKEN SHE NEVER HAS.) #etc etc. i just say ok and she leaves #like 20 minutes later she comes fucking back to rag on me again about how i need to choose my break times better and i need to have more #chicken out there as back up (extremely difficult bc there is literally only so much room in the fryers. the batches i usually make already #nearly completely fill them up) blah blah and then when i try to explain how i WAS making pretty big batches people are just snatching them #up fast she keeps trying to walk out the door right away and keeps stopping and looking over her shoulder to just stare at me while i try t #finish my sentence #and she just. doesnt say anything in response when i do finish she just leaves #so clearly she didnt want a conversation she just wanted to rag on me #then later for cleanup the timing of everything just kept lining up inconveniently so i kept having to get in and out of raw cleaning gear #and slowing myself down and i end up having to stay almost 15 minutes late to finish cleaning #during cleaning i have to go grab a key to the back door to take out my trash and this one coworker i have was standing in the way of the #door. i say excuse me and she just stares at me and goes huh? #and i say i need a key and she barely moves out of the way without responding and she has a look like im bothering her #why are you acting like im being douchey. i just need a key. thats something she does a lot she acts like im inconveniencing her by asking #basic favors . ive stopped asking her to help me open the back door (sometimes needed if i also have raw garbage to take out and therefore #cant touch the key myself) for some reason she takes it upon herself to almost completely close the door after i walk out so when i come #back i have to awkwardly use my foot to reach around and pull the door open #ive asked her before not to do it and she just ignored me #GRAH GRAH. and then like i said in my last rb i realized while i was drivign home i forgot to wash a damn pan #im mostly worried about it because ive forgotten a couple times in the past too . in my defense its a pan i personally dont use but it just #gets left behind from first shift sometimes and then second shifters end up having to make sure its clean #im just irritateddd and im mad im worried about it all. its all little things piling up on each other #LOL I WROTE A LOT MORE BUT THE REST GOT CUT OUT IG I HIT A TAG LIMIT. tumblr voice ok dude quit your bitching !!

[hexplaything]

just counted how many calls me and my coworkers did, i did 32 so far, one did 14, and the other has done fucking 7. SEVEN

#SEVEN #AND SHE WAS TRYING TO DM ME AND MAKE SMALL TALK #two times while the phone was actively ringing she dmed me and did not pick up the phone. #she was like omg the day is going by so fast!! yeah bc you aren't doing work..... #i literally had to ask in the chat if i was the only one working on scheduling stuff and she took 10 minutes to reply with some BS answer #i asked her to do two call outs from earlier today that hadn't been touched #she did those two call outs and NOTHING ELSE AFTER #it's disgusting that i do five times as much work as her in a day #and HOW DOES THAT GO UNNOTICED #i shouldn't need to go to my supervisors and say hey cheyenne isn't pulling her weight #WE PUT OUR INITIALS ON CALLS WE MAKE ON A LOG. FOR EVERYONE TO SEE!!!! They can see it plain as day!!!!! #and they're supervisors. it's their responsibility to notice those things #i also dont want it to be an HR thing where i have to meet with them all no way #like i don't want her in trouble. i would just like her to be talked to and told to do her job more . bc it actively affects MY ability to #do MY job #that's why i care #yeah it's unfair but it puts stress on me that makes the job harder #like Just do your work oh my god #she sits there on her phone all day it's incredible #and no one says anything to her #good girl speaks

[bcdwclves]

so, is there usually a shortage of game time cards for FFXIV this time of year, or is this an odd occurrence? bc man, i can not find any gametime cards for FFXIV lately. not on amazon, or gamestop ( which gamestop fucks you saying you can buy it but later tells you it'll notify you when its restocked which fuck you gamestop gimme my money back ), and sure, you can do the regular 30-day subscription on the mogstation but i like buying gametime cards.

#( ooc. ) #i got my money back from gamestop but man fuck you gamestop for trying to pull a fast one on me. #anyways its suepr weird that a lot of retailers don't have codes for gametime cards.

[toomuchdickfort]

Vent abt smth that gets on my Nerves

#tried bringing up to mom like. hey how could I bring up coming out to family. and she was like visibly uncomfortable so I was like dw I’m no #gonna like try to ruin Christmas with it or some shit I’m just. nervous u see. and I’m sat there anxiety rambling abt it because oh my god. #and she pulls out the fucking. ‘can’t you just be a person?’ mom I am a person already. the problem is. the PROBLEM IS. EVERYONE THINKS I AM #AND THUS TREATS ME AS A GIRL. like oh my god. #vent #it’s not a huge vent like if it comes up I’m not gonna Lie moms discomfort abt the matter be damned. #but like. ‘can’t you just be a person’ is what she says every fucking time it comes up. like mom. mother. mi madre. do you realize how much #of an insult that feels like when you say it EVERY TIME I bring up trans anxieties. or dysphoria. or any of the ways my transness affects my #life. like being trans doesn’t make me less of a person oh my god. but also frankly I don’t have the patience to be nice about getting into #things and I don’t have the heart to hurt her about it and even if I did have one of those I don’t have the patience to hold her hand #through all this shit. like I gave up having mom on this journey ages ago do you know how painful it is to un-give up on something that #immense. it’s hard and it hurts and it burns and it’s like. giving up to begin with didn’t hurt too bad- it’s cutting off the festering #wound. but. but then. you find out that. you can in fact work with that. and suddenly you have to try and clean the wound. care for it and #wrap it and do it all over again. and god it hurts. and. I’m not entirely sure I want to un-give up all the way on this? it’s. a lot #like I get and I appreciate that she’s trying to do. something. in theory at least. she avoids the subject when I bring it up and all but #cringed when I brought up coming out to her side of the family. she calls me my deadname and her daughter more than she did before she said #she would try. and I don’t have the energy to uncover that wound enough to start cleaning it. I’m just letting it sit there because frankly #it’ll be such a huge thing because it’s Always a huge thing when I don’t let the subject drop mega fast and I’m. I know she’s not gonna cut #me off for just being trans but GOD I want to keep ONE of my parents in my fucking life when I’m able to stand on my own two feet holy shit #and. man. it appears this is. still more of a thing than I thought it was. thats. annoying and inconvenient

[niicevibe]

ARCHONS BLESS THE LANTERN RITE EVENTS LMAOOO

#I had to screenshot Xiao’s expression tho #the ‘uhhhh…’ sent me LMFAOOO #XIAO’S SMILE AHHHH he’s so CUTE STOP #LMAOOO Paimon trying to pull a thesaurus out of her ass too jeeez #and the fast awkward clapping for zhongli #not guoba being outed too lol #VENTI BLOWING WIND INTO THE PLACE HOLY FUCK IM DYING RNN #and his entry into the restaurant oh my god #almost blowing xingqiu’s cover? #THE LOOK HE GIVES ZHONGLI LMFAO #xiao getting uncomfy… my sweet baby boy 🥺 #and the awkward clapping again for the nominations… I’m laughing so hard in this event #Paimon… you’re so cute 😭😭 #and just like that xiao leaves… only to come right back bc you’re my day one main babyyyyyyyy #✦ jaid plays genshin #lantern rite

[happyendingsong]

ryanair kill yourself also i found that shirt from a post i rbd earlier should i get it

credit for 2nd pic

#o #found it on aliexpress :/ im really trying not to do fast fashion esp the especially evil ones #but it's so cute.. #i hate the frilly y2k hems but that photoshoot is giving me hope i could iron it out or smth #anyway ryanair frrrrrr collapse already #im going to london for a couple days with my friend who's catsitting for her brother :) #ive been following a few london lesbian/doll meme pages on insta who post abt all the ketamine lgbt events there #so i need to spend company time researching what's happening this weekend #but ryanair pulls this verification bullshittttttttt every time that doesnt fucking workkkkkkkk on any device im gonna hurl smth #listening to whigfield megamixes rn as a salve

[tariah23]

Literally never understood any of the ships in jjk akajkaa

#I don’t feel anything for most of the popular ones and even shit like gojo and shoko now like I guess in the latest chapter she was like I #fell for one of you (probably talking about gojo who knows??? which felt out of nowhere and random as hell) like gege is really giving jjk #the csm pacing even tho the diff between the two is that csm is extremely consistent and still makes sense and manages to pull you in even #with how fast paced it is #fujimoto gives you bits and pieces of information while not dwelling on it too much while still managing to get whatever point he was trying #to make across #idk why gege is trying to do the same damn there but erm… it isn’t working at all and is actually ruining the quality of the story all #together and I hate it sm because the story started to fall down right as soon as the culling game/Coloney arcs started like there were high #points but not many of them 😭… and the fact that he’s rushing the shit out of the story now just to say that he’s finished makes me sad lol #like idk if he’s sick again??? or??? is it the editors? jump forcing him to continue on working despite the quality dropping like this??? I #hate capitalism…. I hate the churning out of doo doo just to make a profit to to say that you’re through like #if gege don’t take another hiatus and put that pen down and get some rest because this is not it 😭 #sorry… I was just talking about how ships in jjk don’t make any sense and then I started talking about how shit the stories become sorry #rambling #wait #the only ship I ever liked in the entire manga is gonami now that is something else but everything else 😭 #I don’t think there’s a lot of content for gonami but oh well

[probablygayattorneys]

Yes, yes, I’ve finished Dual Destines so I do know everything but actually I’m holding to my original theory for it all.

I mean, there was a character called the Phantom… and he wore a mask…

#Ace attorney: dual destines #dd spoilers #aa5 spoilers #the phantom of the opera #I grew up in the musical theatre fandom #you can try and pull a fast one on me if you want #but you won’t succeed #because I know what I’m doing #queue takumi defense squad

[regionbetween]

some of yall rly just dislike ftms and are proud of it. not all of us are """"transandrophobia truthers""""" and """"hate trans women and think we're better than them and think misandry is real""""" just bc we talk abt the very specific and REAL issues we face being both trans and men. the trans men who DO do this are not fighting for us and do not deserve to be taken seriously and generalized as the face of "transandrophobia" therefore all of the issues we are fucking begging other lgbt people to pay attention to get swept under the rug bc we're all just whack misogynists. im so done talking abt this. this is why a giant percentage of us go stealth and abandon the community that's supposed to help us. ive literally seen it happen. you people do not care about us and it is so glaringly obvious

#this is swinging a bat at a hornets nest because people will be so fast to claim im like a misogynist bc i recognize trans men have issues #like why do u want us to shut up so badly abt the oppression we face #i very much disagree with the guys who try to make it a competition and blame women for the issues because that is not the case at all #also trans women i know in real life have always been my biggest supporters and i ofc have shown them that same support #they KNOW how ppl view trans men they KNOW we're fighting the same fight #so it is absolutely batshit to 'blame them' and i personally never would #it is definitely the fault of cis people and this does not exclude cis queer people #most acts of transphobia i have personally experienced have actually been from people in the lgbt community #and it was TRANS WOMEN who stood up for me. trans women i hope u all know the right trans man who can actually fucking think with his brain #will always have your back #it just sucks that when we talk about our issues its immediately #oh you must HATE WOMEN HUH #like..no man. yall do hate ftms tho #u hate that we abandoned womanhood and you take it out on us and everything we do is policed like crazy #Whatever. its so upsetting truly #also im sorry but how come you guys can agree thst cis men can be victims under the patriarchy but for some reason trans men just arent #???? #maybe YOU are the ones who need to mske friends with ftms who dont live on tumblr and make stupid fucking comments about how evil women are #bc ive met misogynistic ftms too and yknow where they are in life? friendless and alone and miserable. #like not to pull a not all men but my God

[dragons-and-yellow-roses]

Trying to go for a nice walk before work and someone started following me...

#i left my apartment and walked about half a block #i saw a man walking from the other direction towards the same corner as me #he got there first and just waited #so i crossed the street before i got there cuz he was giving weird vibes #it qas weird that he was just waiting but i figured maybe a coincidence so i quickly walked past #but then he crossed the street towards me #i had a head start and im a fast walker so i just kept going #we were in a pretty populated area around stores and stuff so i was just trying to stay around other people #i heard him call 'excuae me!' a couplw of times but i was not about to turn around or stop #so i just kept speed walking #I pulled out my phone to call someone just to have them on the line #because hed been following me for a couple blocks now #but of course no one picked up #but at that point i noticed he wasnt behind me anymore #but i didnt want to turn back or go back home. even though i want to hide in bed all day now #i didn't want him to end up following me home #and maybe he wasnt being malicious. but also i dont want to take any chances when it comes to this #a man following me. for blocks #its the middle of the damn day. i like to walk at night but... maybe i wont for a bit #im gonna take a different route home. fuck this #i dont thinkim overreacting. right? no #im a tiny afab person and a man started following me unprompted. yeah thats scary. im the right amount of scared. yeah #oh shit thats terrifying oh god #oh boy um thats spooky. okay im gonna welk a bit more and then uh. head home on a different route i guess #okay yeah okay bye

[bitegore]

i had the wildest fucking dream last night. Tfw your friend group goes to a maze, it's really boring, decides to have an orgy instead, and then after tries to leave the maze but the maze is now really mad and wants to kill you so the rest of it is like a slasher horror where the "slasher" is a building that can only move in certain ways moving at the right time to kill you super gorily and super dead

#red rambles #it was GREAT #most of the time the machines wouldn't kill you if you were like... smart about it so you could avoid getting killed if you didn't touch #anything sharp and were very careful about avoiding getting in the lines of motion of anything that moved #but we had to go through these big cement gates that slammed open and shut really fast and you had to trigger them open and hope they #didn't shut on you. and right at the znd before i woke up the structure decided we were doing a little too well and started getting reall #vicious. cutting people off between the doors or trying to catch thzm #picking us off like flies. not me tho i just said no thank you i am in charge and casually scooted myself out of danger with my 'person who #is dreaming' powers lmao #right before I woke up there were only three of us left and ? i think one was wildrider. like the stunticon. not sure why #anyway he gets cut off during this awful climb through a pathway lined with razors you can't stumble on or you die (harder now because #like there's bodies in the way) #he gets cut off between doors and gets pulled out into some sort of turned-off machinery somehow which implies someone started like #physically coming after us. we couldn't see much but we could hear the struggle #then i'm pretty sure they killed him by shoving him facefirst against a spinning wheel or something #idk there was a lot of blood and a LOT of screaming and also the machine turned on. we like did sort of try to get the door back open but #for the most part we just kikd of went 'oh no' #anyway then i woke up but i'm curious if when it got down to just me if things would've changed #it was a really fun dream fr

[amethystpath-writes]

Okay but you'll never guess who this is

- 🛸

😮

#there are so many of you !! #I feel like alien might be my corn anon trying to pull a fast one on me

[a-te-embered]

WAS ANYONE TAUGHT BIO WITH THIS SONG??

i grew up on this shit y'all pls tell me i'm not alone

#cells cells they're made of organelles #try to pull a fast one the cytoplasm gels #biology #bio #school #old stuff #tell me i'm not the only one #Youtube #y'all i am PRAYING this reaches the right audience