#WAHHHHH THIS WAS SM FUN

[twentyfivemiceinatrenchcoat]

hi, ari! This is my first time sending u an ask..nervy ⸜(｡˃ ᵕ ˂ )⸝ what fantasy creatures would different jujutsu kaisen characters ? Like fae, centaurs etc. Dont be hesitant to unleash ur creativity! (˵ •̀ ᴗ - ˵ ) ✧ could I take 🪄 ?

NICE TO MEET YOU 🪄 ANON that’s a great emoji pick…. i approve of your taste >:3 aaaaa and such a fun question too!!!! i’ve thought of this before but this was a great opportunity to make up my mind on it…. i’m on the fence for a lot of these but. hear me out!!

(i thought it’d be fun to just go for all my favorite characters, but i’d love to hear your own takes on some of these/others i didn’t mention 🪄 anon!!)

you said i was allowed to be creative so!! i decided to twist the assignment a bit…. some of these are fantasy creatures, others are more supernatural or mythological!! :3 i hope that’s okay hehe.

with that being said…….

satoru gojo

i’m on the fence between vampire and fae…… literally any kind of fair, pretty creature with a terrifying nature. vampire makes a lot of sense to me — pale and pretty and far too good at convincing you to let him linger near your neck… but there’s something really good abt fae!gojo too. a cute, charming creature who’s actually really horrific. skilled at tricking people. he invites you into the woods with the promise of a good time and before you know it you’re…. wedded to the fairy king? somehow???? no matter the option gojo is pretty chill tbh. not evil, just… mischievous :3 but he’s more than capable of being terrifying when he wants to be.

suguru geto

ANY KIND OF WATER CREATURE!! the one i always end up going back to is näcken…. a water spirit masquerading as a naked man, dutifully playing his violin by the river…. luring unsuspecting locals close so he can drown them <3 just like satoru he’s beautiful and terrifying. i momentarily considered a centaur too. i think that fits him!! centaurs are usually depicted as teacher figures in mythology and that’s just very suguru to me. and ofc i have to mention ghosts because they’re my favorites + suguru literally haunts the narrative of jjk <33 he’s a pretty sad ghost i think… just can’t let go of his grief. it consumes him and seeps into the air no matter where he goes. if you suddenly wake up to a freezing room and the flickering of your bedroom lights, it’s probably suguru.

shoko ieiri

say it with me: WITCHHHHHHH ‼️‼️‼️‼️ this is the highest form of praise btw i LOVE witches they’re my absolute favs (along w ghosts)... and shoko is obviously a witch!! there’s no other option. she’s charming and crafty and i would let her boil me into soup ANY day <333 definitely has a cat…. for the record i do think she’d be a terrifying witch. morally dubious. almost leaning towards a mad scientist type… but she’s usually kind if you treat her with respect <333 sometimes makes flower crowns with the local children. she’s less cordial with adults, though. (if you hear any screams from her cute little cabin late at night, it’s probably best not to mention them <3)

kenjaku

on that note!! here’s a REAL mad scientist <33 i’m on the fence between witch and a frankenstein-esque creature for kenjaku…… as a witch he’s even MORE horrific than shoko. has no morals whatsoever. might invite you over for a nice cup of tea and a chat, but you better not bore him <3 he’s sick and twisted and i like him very much. but i think frankenstein is too fitting not to mention…. he’s both the doctor AND the monster and i think that’s so sexy of him. dr frankenstein was a coward and a bitch but kenjaku is nothing like him!!! he experiments on himself dr jekyll style as he should.

toji fushiguro

werewolf. enough said. he rips people apart w his teeth and looks good doing it!!

nobara kugisaki

dragon!!!! idk why but. my brain tells me it’s the only good choice and i believe it. she’s a dragon girl!!! fiery and wild and brutal. curious and greedy. sleeps on a pile of gold <333 she’s just so cool and fun and i love her so bad…… has a big ol toothy grin and sharp horns and breathes fire………. kidnaps princesses but only to save them from bad situations bc she’s a #feminist and she treats them so well :((( i can imagine a fairy tale au where everyone talks about the cruel dragon who’s been terrorizing villages and castles….. meanwhile the dragon in question is having a tea party w her favorite princesses <333 she’s so cute!!

megumi fushiguro

like father like son <333 by which i mean i can’t pick between werewolf and vampire. i think he’s probably a hybrid? werewolf by nature, vampire by choice?? idkidk i just think it’d be neat if it tied into his backstory and character…. his choice to leave the zenin clan behind and find his own family…. and either option just makes sense. he’s a stoic, pretty vampire but also a wild werewolf…. probably still a polite boy at heart though. doesn’t even bite!!!

mai zenin

MY LOVEEE MY LIGHTTTTT mai is a siren. that’s all. i don’t even need to explain it just makes too much sense??? her beauty and her connection to the sea….. yeah. she’s 100% a lesbian btw that’s canon to me <33 lures men in with her looks and voice so she can drown them but spares the women. she’s that kinda siren (the best one imo!!)… aughhh i just think she has the loveliest silkiest voice and the most beautiful scales :((( sunbathes on rocks…. flashes her sharp teeth at whoever interrupts her……. yeah.

fumihiko takaba

my silly little guy <333 tbh i think takaba is some kind of alien lmao BUT i’m still gna go with ghost :3 a special priviliege from me to him. i also just think it fits him so well…. he’s a funny ghost. but also a sad ghost. contrary to geto he’s completely harmless, just…. can’t seem to let go of his regrets. haunts comedy stages because he misses performing so bad :((( he just wants someone to talk to!!! likes playing pranks on people but they’re always very silly, not dangerous at all. if you ever slip on a banana peel you’re sure wasn’t there just a second ago, it’s probably takaba’s fault <3

#WAHHHHH THIS WAS SM FUN #tysm 🪄 anon!!!! i hope you enjoyed these hcs hehe. very self-indulgent but yk!! i had a LOT of fun writing them :33 #and i would love to hear your own takes if u feel like sharing!!!! <33 #hope you have a wonderful wonderful day or night 🪄🪄🪄 #these are gonna live in my brain rent free i fear………… #ask tag ✩ #🪄 anon !! ✩

[emotionally-creative-rogue]

Here! A swagbag! :]

Oh my gosh you're a lifesaver

#(buf the truth is that i'm having tons of fun with this but it's gonna make it so much harder for me to scroll back down and find old rps) #:( #im SORRY i love you all sm #wahhhhh

[teddybeartoji]

MICKEYYY i’m sneaking out of my blanket fort… leaving a treat and some flowers on ur bed (ominously)……. 🥞🌻🌷🌹🛌 i hope ur day is going super nicely !! :33 IT’S TECHNICALLY SPRING HOW R WE FEELING it’s still gray n sludgy here :((( but i hope it’s better where u are !!!

anyway anyway i just wanted to check in w u BUT i also wanted to ask….. what hq ep are u on + who r ur faves so far ?? 👀👀 idk if u’ve met noya and asahi yet but i love them sm they’re my pookies. IT’S SUCH A FEEL-GOOD SHOW ISN’T IT it makes me smile sm too !! T—T

ily mickey i’m crawling back into the blanket fort (sneakily) (ominously)….. tell armin i love him <3

ARIIIIII MY LITTLE IRIS<33333333 i love me some ominous flowers mwahahahaha thank you they're so beautiful!!!!! IT'S VERY MUCH SPRING HERE TODAY!!!! idk how long that's gonna last but today is super super good!!! it's sunny and it's not too cold either wahhhhh i'm automatically feeling so fresh n hyped lmao I'M GONNA SEND SOME OF THE SUN TO YOU THOUGH I'LL CUT IT IN HALF AND YOU'LL GET THE BIGGER SIDE I PROMISE!!!!!

here's the guy!!!! we just went outside we both wanted to feel the sun<333333 i wanted to go to the park but uhhhh my period kinda has me in lockdown though💀💀💀 fuck that bitch but even that little piece of sun made me feel so much better already🌻🌻🌻🌻

HQQQQQQQQQ I LOVE IT SOOOOO MUCH!!!!! i'm currently on season2 ep 12!!!!! I DON'T THINK I CAN PICK A FAVOURITE THOUGHHHHHH LIKE I LOVE THEM ALL THEY'RE ALL A BUNCH OF CUTIES ok maybe hinata is my favourite................ HOW COULD HE NOT BEEEEEEEEE HE'S A LITTLE RAY OF SUNSHINEE I NEED TO PUT HIM IN MY POCKET he gets so excited over everything and ahhhh he just means the world to me.....

i was gonna make fun of his height the other day bc he really is super tiny next to all of the other players but that was until he said that he's 163cm and................................................................................. i can't really make fun of him if we're LITERALLY the same height now can i.....💀

pls i almost cried already too...... the eps with tsukishima and his brother:((((((((((((((( when he saw that he wasn't even on the court:(((( yeah that got me a little bit but i'm so happy that he's more comfortable on the team now and that he's enjoying it!!!!!!!! i love him.

kuroo is so funny too............. hehehhehehe gojo has transformed into a high schooler....................................... pls the scene where tsukki asks him why is he even giving them advice when they're techically rivals and he just goes "well, i've just always been a really nice person" as the lighting is making him seem like some angel ahsghghasghaghah so silly i loved it a lot

WAITT BUT I ALSO LOVE NOYA AND ASAHI AAAAAAAAAAAA i've never loved the whole cast of a show this is kinda crazy. everybody being so afraid of asahi just bc of his size is so funny poor guy lmao ALSO bc you know i'm on my voice actor bs did u know that asahi's va is the guy who also voices kunikida??????????????????? SO COOL

OHHHHH ANDD WHEN HINATA AND KAGEYAMA FINALLY GOT THAT FAST ATTACK RIGHT???????????? AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA THAT WAS SOOOOO CUTE I LOVE HOW EXCITED THEY ALL GET WHEN THEY GET A POINT and i love how much they all praise each other all around????? "nice receive" and "don't worry about it" and "we got the next one"????????????????? wahhhh it really is a feel good show my cheeks hurt from watching it

i think i have an extra soft spot for sugawara too!!!!! he deserves his own little mention he's a sweetheart

THIS GOT SO LONG AGAIN WHEWW BUT I REALLY AM ENJOYING IT I LOVE THEM ALLL SO SO SO MUCH they all deserve a good hair ruffle (coach ukai is getting a cheek kiss he's so fine) WAIT ALSO I LOVE THE GIRLS!!! THE MANAGERS!!!!! THEY'RE SO SWEET OH AND TAKEDA TOOO FUCKKK I JUST LOVE EVERYBODY OKAY<333

too much love i might die ari please hold me..... cue very dramatic sigh.... IS YOUR BLANKET FORT COMFY DO YOU WANT ME TO MAKE IT BIGGER? BETTER? DO YOU WANT MORE SNACKS? TEA? COFFEE? MORE PILLOWS MORE BLANKETS????????? I NEED TO MAKE SURE YOU'RE FEELING GOOD THIS IS A MUST!!!! YOU'RE MY NR.1 PRIORITY!!!!!!! anyway i hope the sun will come out soon for you too i'm making the call rn I LOVE YOUUUU<333333

#unbelievable i didn't mention oikawa :OOOOOOO #he's in my head though.................. #i miss him i haven't seen him in.............. #a few episodes.................. #where is my dipshit pretty boy i need him back #WAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHLOVE U ARIII #I HOPE YOUR DAY IS GOING SO WELL!!!!! #I HOPE YOU SLEPT WELL TOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! #MWAH MWAH MWAH #ari <3 #friends!!

[stelar-time]

Narrator !!!

This will be shorter (maybe) but I just wanna talk about this old man again o(-(

I have been brainrotting HARD over 003 Narrator bc it’s a fun little thing to think about and since I’m one to obsess over the smallest details I couldn’t help but have my interested picked seeing this

This drawing of a figley, and the name under it with a quirky three with one too many loops in itself, I just cannot stop thinking abt this, and obv this is here bc for me Narrator personally drew it himself

The handwriting in cursive the letter being unneven it’s just so… I love seeing THIS with that old man, he creates he has a story to tell but can’t gather the words, his wonky attempts at drawing 2s it all just feels so… distant, not in a bad way but I can’t help but think of how he made these things and just how imperfect it is it’s not the fancy signature we know and love, these are thoughts silly little doodles of Stanley attempts at better conveying these things Narrator wants so bad to show to an audience he does not have.

you were never supposed to stop and look longer, ur supposed to be there for the content, for the new and exciting things ! But Narrator can’t help but make these things with imperfect writing, scratches of drawings, personal lonely things he left in places he thought no one would care. The memory zone could be my biggest example, it’s a beautiful small place tucked away where Narrator keeps his memories of how his creation is something beautiful and where he refuses to look at the negatives parts.

This side of him, one of many he has and shows along the story, it never fails to be as interesting as the other.

(wahhhhh thank you sm @shinakazami1 you were the one who inspired me to write these things I always love hearing ur thoughts on these things ^-^)

#ALSO #I didn’t wanna talk about Narrator being 003 NOW #BUTT #Im gonna talk about it soon I hope #all these character I just love them sm #analyzing them makes me get the zoomies I’m crawling in the walls and shaking as I write thisbgahhahshssh #tsp #the stanley parable #tsp narrator

[chwedout]

a few days late but ! BELOVED MAAAAAARY ! i am here to tell you what kpop idol/s you remind me of !! without further ado and no particular order: (one of these is kinda for giggles, it'll make sense)

— vernon - seventeen. we both knew this one was gonna be here :starcry: aside from the obvious reasons, just like vernon, you're someone who i feel like i could sit next to and go between dead silence, showing each other a tiktok / meme and reacting, and then have a deeper conversation without feeling like i'm either taking up your time or that you don't care about what i'm talking about. also like vernon, you're someone who i feel is content (for the most part) to go with the flow, sitting back and observing quietly, and just have fun with whatever's going on. idk how to word it all but overall, you both give off comforting silly vibes

— dongheon - verivery. ik i said this one a long time ago and it's majorly the same as then. just like dongheon, you're a mood maker, very in tune with the mood of those around you. i know that if i came to you feeling upset, you'd always be willing to listen and talk it through with me but then somehow always knowing how to get me laughing and feeling better than i did before. again, comforting and silly vibes idk it just fits !!

— taehyung - bts. just bc i'm still waiting for the day you two fight SKDJGH

— wooyoung - ateez. insane SDLGKJ he's such a big ball of energy and excitement and goes from 0 to 100 in a blink and it's always such a fun time to watch and just be around. just like wooyoung, you both have a warm and friendly vibe, and are so quick to start (friendly) teasing. he makes everyone feel welcomed in his circle and you do too

— seungkwan - seventeen. THE WIT ! THE SNARK ! (affectionate) THE SASS !!! from what we see from everything he's in, he's sm fun to be around, friendly and welcoming, just ! like ! you ! but just like him, you're both not to be underestimated !!

hope you like the picks mary ! ilysmmm 💖🥰

wahhhhh sarah pls this made me so🥺 i dont even know what to say tbh i love u smm ily💗🥰

✨ which kpop idol do i give off the same energy as?

#u put so much thought and effort into this im so🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹 #glad to have my sarah assigned idols SJDKSK #love u smmm #sarah😺 #ask game #idol ask #mary answers

[mochiwrites]

NEW CHAPTER MY BELOVED<33 lots of things to talk about, but first off. PEARLPEARLPEARL YESSSSS✨️ shes a badass<3 (very normal about pearl. Dont mind me)

I love seeing the crew members doing their thing. Little slice of life, seeing how they interact with the world and eachother. It's my favourite:) and yeah, they get to steal a little. As a treat:D Speaking of interactions, THE WAY YOU WRITE THE RANCHERS- IVE SAID IT BEFORE AND I'LL SAY IT AGAIN. You really have them down to a T. They make me so happy<3

Cannon... ohhh I am Very interested in what's happening here... Jimmy I am giving you a big hug you don't deserve this<3 again though this plot is so good

MUMBO YES ADD TO THE CHAOS ✨️ this is gonna be amazing. It already is I'm so so excited to see where it's heading..l 👀

-🍂

leafie I'm starting to think pearl is your favorite or smth /lh /j

those little sections of each of the crew doing their own thing was so !!!!!! pearl's bit, as well as iskall and impulse's are my absolute favorites of the chapter, 100%. I had too much fun with both those parts hehehe.

but also ueueueue???? I actually. had a lot of difficulty with the rancher moment in this chapter ohmygo d. so !!!!! hearing that makes so happy wahhhhh <33

I'M SO EXCITED TO BE GETTING INTO THE REAL MEAT AND POTATOES OF THIS FIC AAAAA !!!!! I absolutely LOVE the immediate tone shift in this chapter sm. sea fruits is absolutely like. my lightest au, 100%, but there Will be moments that will drive you just a little insane :3 this being one of them hehe. but yeah, hugs for jimmy man.

HEHEHE MUMBO APPEARANCE.... the one sad thing about this first half of sea fruits is that mumbo isn't a major character just yet. there'll be big plot beats with him, but for now the story heavily focuses on the crew :3 so we gotta sneak him in however we can !!!

but I'm excited write more and share it !!!!! :D

#mochi speaks #🍂 anon #sea fruits au

[seelestia]

i'm holding this au close to my heart that is adorable shsjdjsjdh zhongrin in a nutshell LMAO now i'm wondering what ayalia's (what is your ship name??????) dynamics is. hmmmmmm..... suave bf x hopelessly-in-love gf? lol

where would ayato be in this hp au.... i'm seeing prefect!ayato helping a junior!reader and a romance blossoming from there hehe maybe you're friends with ayaka and he sees you struggling to write your essay in the library, so he comes over to help, and the rest is history? throw in a dash of "kamisato clan is one of the revered noble purebloods in the wizarding world" for the conflict and a dash of nobleman!au into the mix? :D

🎤 *taps mic* *clears throat* yes i feel very accomplished at the great deed that i have done and i would first and foremost thank my husband for his neverending support- /j the theme is super pretty and calming! matches ayato perfectly with his elegance and all <3

ehehe thanks~ and yea i hope so too hskdjsjf my luck with 50/50 are so bad. itto was the only one who's super kind and came home early sobs

omg...... slow dancing with zhongli.... foreheads touching…. his arms on your waist and yours around his neck….. with jazz music in the background...... i....... i am weAK...........

..... does rex incognito count as liyue music? /is bonked/ gosh that is a HARD choice to make. liyue's music is just *chefs kiss* i adore the battle themes (gallant challenge & rapid as wildfires) bc they're so energetic (the guzheng(?) omgggg) and gets you going "!!! time to be badass !!!".... wangshu inn ost has a special place in my heart bc the first time i came to liyue that's the first area that really made me go "oh my god WHAT????".... but i think my favorite of all has to be "liyue" hahah it's just. idk. there's just something about it. i'm not the type to hum along a song but man. i swear you can put almost any of the liyue ost on and i'll automatically hum along!!

oh oh and i found this orchestral mix of zhongli and raiden's theme and it's soooo gooooooood!!!

speaking of al haitham.... i just met him in game and i-uh-i might be simping. hard. i mean. gosh. 😳🫣🙈❤️💗 his eyes….. his voice..... and those….. muscles….. *lays on floor and kicks feet giddily*

the new dendro elemental reactions are so fun!! i tried to switch up some artifacts for zhongli yesterday to bump up his crit + geo dmg, and i tried him as dps along with lumine, xingqiu, and shinobu to do the combat quests of the current event. possible second team mayhaps hehe and when al haitham is released i can replace lumine with him-

i mean he could just rotate it so it goes over his feet & head and that should be good?? zhongli cmon be creative-

invitation to a marriage 🤣 random brainrot when it comes to marriage scenario: imagine ayato in fully decked suits or traditional japanese kimono extending his hand towards you, smile so gentle and his eyes a little (juuuust a little) glassy because of how overjoyed he is to finally be able to marry you <3

t-rex machine bad. gotcha. imma avoid at all cost : )

i can imagine you seeing that coming in and be like "who are you and who hurt you" lol skdjlsdjlsjf i just saw that omg that's adorable wahhhhh i'm so so glad you had fun with that request!!! NO BUT THAT'S THE CHARM SEE they're always so composed and seems unshakeable..... so to see them suffer bc of you? shows how important you are to them <3 cut their last thread of sanity and make them b r e a k hehe <3

AND YES DO IT WITH THE TERRORSHROOM LMAO

ps. ☆ starlight anon, dear, i am watching and waiting :D

THERE'S SM AYATO BRAINROTS IN THIS ASK, OML. rin jie, i think you're trying to assassinate me... so i'm just going to 🕳️🚶 real quick. (/lh)

but you are not wrong !! ayalia is defined by the suave bf x hopelessly-in-love gf + simp who doesn't hide their love x popular and cool who has a soft spot, maybe??? >:)

AND PREFECT!AYATO. how dare you chip in that bit of pureblood nobleman!ayato in this au, i will scream. (/pos)

but he'd totally lean over your shoulder with a smile as you scribble away at your notes in the library — to see what you're working on and partially to see the way you wince so adorably in surprise. killing two birds with one stone is a form of fun a man like ayato can't refute. he'd speak to you with such composed cadence, knowing that each word he says would entice you to fall deeper and deeper for him. but ayato can't say that he doesn't expect it to backfire on him... after all, you're just the cutest little thing, how can he not fall for you in return? ha, perhaps, this would count as killing two birds with one stone too; except he's one of the birds yet also the one throwing the stone, and he doesn't mind.

(if prefect!ayato ever does that to me, i'd dig my own grave by accidentally headbutting him like an idiot from shock LMAODOAO — okay, so maybe, ayalia is also cool and popular who does charming tricks x flustered clumsy simp who accidentally ruins said tricks /j)

is it finally time for us to become the sorting hat for genshin characters??? 🔍 hm, what do you think ayato's and your main trio's hogwarts house would be??? 👀 speaking of, i previously assigned heizou as a slytherin but after some more thought, i think he'd be a gryffindor instead! free spirit, courage, chivalry, some recklessness which sounds a lot like our detective here.

as for ayato, i actually keep getting hufflepuff vibes from him, vv surprisingly??? he may be cunning and a bit of a rascal, but i don't think he is the type to desire getting ahead thru questionable means nor are his ambitions exceptionally grand like a slytherin's; ayato seems to lean more towards being a fair and responsible leader to me, which just screams hufflepuff. gryffindor is out of the question because he lacks recklessness and that free spirit <//3 i'm vv curious abt what you'd think! which house would you assign him, rin jie??? >:)

OFC, IT'D BE REX INCOGNITO, OFC IT WOULD. and to be completely honest??? vv valid. why does the beatdrop go so hard like why am i suddenly floating to celestia (/j) AND OML, THE ORCHESTRAL VER FT. RAIDEN'S THEME, HELLO??? TYSM FOR SHARING <3 atp, i am ascending beyond celestia and i do not complain. orchestral versions are another level of beauty, i sweaaaar 😭

the alhaitham wave is dawning on you... it seems he has reserved a spot in your future pull list! manifesting for us both >:) his voice is super duper calming, helppppp. and i find his character interesting too because he's so serious and frigid like loosening up is a whole crime for him or smth, but we still love him either way! (/j) i hope you're having fun with the bloom and superblooms reactions !! AND THE DPS ZHONGLI !! HOW IS THE OLD MAN FARING !! sorry, xiao, we gotta try smth new so, you are now permitted to get some rest fjkskdke <//3

WEDDING DAY WITH AYATODKORWO. the corners of his eyes dampen a little because he has called you his multiple times before, but why does today feel so different? ah, he sounds a little sappy there; ayato assures you that it's because your beauty just astounds him and that is not a lie. but the existence of today is a confirmation the commissioner never knows he would've needed; that you are his and he is yours. how trivial of him to tear up over something he already knows, especially in front of a crowd... but perhaps, he'll grant himself this brief moment of silliness just for today.

if i open up requests again in the future, idk what sort of pain i should be expecting from you. (/j) NOOOO, as someone who falls for the composed ones, that is my curse. but what do you have to say about yourself, rin jie??? last time i checked, zhongli, kazuha, and xiao are all people with quite the composure, hMMM?? 🤨 why do i have to suffer alone (/j) but those three already had their broken in kiss me with your eyes closed as per your request, you angst consumer. <//3

#zhongli rotating his shield would be too funny for me personally ⚰️ it's either that or he makes a cylinder shield HELPFKSKF (/j) #heizou with terrorshroom photoshoot will be coming asap! i just got back from my mini vacay sooo >:) #also ty for the ayato brainrots 🙏 I WAS GETTING ATTACKED THE WHOLE TIME (/pos) #ask box! 📬 #visitor: dearest rin! 💠 #musings of golden reverie! 🪶

[kuroosdarling]

I saw jean, kuroo, and semi and said no ❤️ lol I’m doing Nanami instead so my headcanons for you and Nanami: one Halloween you managed to convince him to dress up with you as Ken and Barbie, Gojo made fun of him for weeks. If you’re feeling down and/or tired Nanami will come over with the key you gave him and cook for you and clean up your space for you. Does the dishes, vacuums and mops the floors, scrubs the sink, shower and toilet, the whole nine yards. And the meal is the best meal you’ve ever had. Warms your soul where you feel much better. He also makes baths for you. Lavendar soap with lots of bubbles so you can relax. He litters the water with flower petals to make it extra pretty “just like you” he says. You help him tie his tie before work and he likes to brush your hair. He kisses you on your forehead, nose, then lips in that order before he leaves for work.

please why did this make me legit tear up 🥹 he is SO SO SWEET WAHHHHH like my heart is absolutely melting hello ??? like ALL OF IT IS SO PERFECT !!! and for nanamin 🥺 dear nanamin🥺

i had to break this up bc i feel like i need to scream about each headcannon LMFAO

first of all… nanami and i as barbie and ken HAHAHA YES YES IT MAKES SM SENSE. id tell gojo to stfu like he’s just jealous .. gonna throw kfc at him if he doesn’t calm tf down <3

nanami is the king of acts of service fr :(( id need to smother him with my love bc DAMNN😭🥹 he’d be such a good boyfie im crying fr THE MEAL WARMING MY SOUL IM — that’s so beautiful omg

“just like you” ngl if he said that id be jumping him like bath time bout to get real dirty LMFAO- lemme calm tf down 🧍🏻‍♀️ im unhinged over this i need him to be here rn

AND THE KISSES. IN ORDER. THATS SO STINKIN CUTE YES I ABSOLUTELY BELIEVE IT‼️

this is all canon. im kissing u rn and ur beautiful brain 🤭

headcannons about my selfships<3

#running to our txts so i can cry about this more #⁺. ʚ streaming with: #ଘ(੭ˊᵕˋ)੭ kat ༶ ⋆ #♡ my sunshine ♡ #mwah 💖

[caruliaa]

wahhhhh okay it is quiteee late esp since i wanna be able to get up early tmrw if i can which. idk that i can but ill try jbssjsnzk but i am also just rlly quitee sleepy tired so i do wanna sleep but before i go honk shooo mimimimi i wanna say that !!!! omggggggggg vcing today was sooooo lovely and just sososooo much fun and im so glad we cld bcuz just spending time w u is always amazing and thee best and !!!! in general ofc just knowing u and being ur friend is thee most wonderful experrience which i feel sososoooo gratefull for like you rlly are such a compassionate inmcredible friend and u fill my whole world w sm joy and happiness and love and care and warmth and even moreso i am just sosooso lcuky to know someone as wonderful and lovely and talented and smart and amazing and good as youu peaches !!!! and i just wanna say that i do rlly rlly care abt u smmmm and i love you sooooooooo muchhhhhhhhhh (hugs you muchly if u wld like !! 💗💗💕💕🫶🏻🫶🏻🫶🏻💗💗💕💕🫶🏻💗💗💗💕💕🫶🏻🫶🏻💕💗💗💕🫶🏻)

ya i get tht thee lateness and the tiredness and i hope u were able to get lots of rest love !! and ougho mg ur soso sweet ;; i hope you know i really had sm fun vcing too it really was so so lovely my dearest and im soso glad it was the same for u dearest and that i can be such a good friend to you dearest and bring sm joy and happiness and warmth and love into your life dearest i really am becuase you really do just desreve sm goodness and happiness my love and because i really do just want to yk like i just really want to make your life better and be good to you and make you happier in every way that i can love so i really am so so glad that i can my dearest and i hope you know that you really are the same to me youre such a wonderful kind caring thoughtful sweet friend to me and just make me feel so so loved and cared for and safe and warm with you and just knowing you and being your friend and having you in my life brings so much warmth and love and joy and light into my life love and i hope you know that you really do just mean the whole world to me and i really do just love you so so so very much dearest :'> *hugs you back soso much soso close if you like * !!!! 💗💗💗💗💗💗💗💗💗💗💞💞💞💞💞💞💞💞💞💞💞💗💗💗💗💗💗💗💗💗💗💗💗💗💗💗💗💞💞💞💞💞💞💞💞💞💗💗💗💗💗💗💗💗💗💗💗💗💗💗💗💗💗💗💗💗

#ilysmm dearest :'> mwah mwah mwah !!! #flappy rambles #asks #lucy ! #fave

[twentyfivemiceinatrenchcoat]

I LOVE U ARI. 🌖🌖 ALL YOUR HEADCANONS R SO CRAZY ACCURATE TO SUGURU AND I CAN SEE THEM ALL...!!! i love the way you tied all of his professions to key aspects of his character and his pure heart (it's pure to me. 😒)

if you are crazy about doctor geto you NEED TO SEE THIS https://x.com/lespretzo/status/1726479240571617365?s=46

this artist draws him so beautiful and tender and softly, i hope you like their art as much as i do (the only suguru ever). when i found this art last weekend i kept praying for doctor geto to come save me and treat my ailments and then i ended up breaking my spine and staying in the er... what a bad omen

ur mind with lawyer sugu... oh dear... oh lord.. the briefcase and the slicked back hair oh my legs are divor

ALSO ANGRY/STRESSED OUT GETO IS SO HWHHFKEHFJRJFJJEKDNMGMGNHHH but wish only happiness on him... he deserves peace after the jjk universe.. i have some reservations about him being lawyer just because my mom is one too, and i've seen how stressful it is and how aggressive people get but chef's kiss nontheless

wow your response hit every part of me... the medical and barista... omfg and teacher suguru is so real, idk if you've read this? one fic about (elementary school) teacher suguru who trips over a bunch of blocks when he first sees you because he's completely taken away by your beauty, oh my heart... i have such a soft spot for teachers too because they've just been very dear to my life and ugh. these headcanons broken my heart and strung every piece back together in the same breath IM SORRY FOR BEING DRAMATIC but your mind is insane

as for my own thoughts i don't have too many :') that's why i asked u! because i was sure that you would deliver. i asked my friends about it and we were all kinda lost and i'm happy i found your blog since we both love suguru and we can talk about him! yipee

and the hurt comfort fic coming soon WOOISHIGHIOOOOOOOO *screaming in hurt*

WAHHHHH I’M SO GLAD I HAVE YOUR APPROVAL 🌖 ANON…… 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺

ty for asking such a fun question!! AND YES he DOES have a pure heart 😔😔😔 he’s just trying his best to do good!!! he’s a sweetie!!!!

i’ve seen that doctor geto art before hehe it’s just. SO good. i love the art style sm!! and you’re so real anon i too need suguru geto to tuck me into bed and treat me during a bout of illness </3 WDYM YOU BROKE YOUR SPINE THOUGH 😭😭 PJDKDBBD……. pls take care of yourself…. don’t trip over a flight of stars and die ok……… doctor!sugu will be so disappointed 😔😔

AND LAWYER!SUGU….. yeahh i also think it’d be soso stressful for him 😭 i can picture him having a higuruma-esque breakdown eventually…. because he wants to help people so badly but sometimes he just Can’t and that drives him nuts. poor bby….

AS FOR TEACHER!SUGU…….. my beloved mutual alexis wrote that elementary school fic and i love it SO much he’s so cute and pathetic in it <333 my absolute beloved <3333 teacher!geto is such a dork. i adore him. i have a big soft spot for teachers too!! :(( and sugu would be so perfect. 100% views all his students as his kids… he tries not to but like. he can’t help but grow so fond of them. may or may not get teary eyed when they graduate (they tease him for it relentlessly while sobbing their eyes out LMAO)

BUT YES THANK YOU AGAIN feel free to come to me w sugu questions whenever you’d like!! :3 i’ll try my best to assist….. AND . i’m so happy you’re hyped for the hurt/comfort fic !!!! i’ll try my best to feed sugu nation well!!!!!!

#ILY ANON pls take care of your spine ok <3 #i’m wishing you a lovely lovely day/night :3 #teacher!sugu the man that you are… #ask tag ✩ #🌖 anon !! ✩

[leejungchans]

HI IM BACKKK me and the fam went on a vacation last week and we just got back last night, it was really fun!!! And every night me and the bf would call on zoom and i somehow convinced him to watch gose with me every time so now he's a cubic NSKDJSDKN he always knew i liked svt but apparently he wanted me to introduce them to him first before he looked into them himself 🥺👉👈 and also he likes them enough to accompany me to the svt con 🥺🥺🥺 BUT ALSO HE SAID HE LIKES CHAN AND THAT I'M ONLY 🤏 CUTER THAN LEE CHAN 😭😭😭 valid tho ngl, like, i get it SJDJFKDJ </3

also HOW ARE YOUUUUU 🥺 do you still have classes :ooo if you do then good luck with the rest of them, you just need to hold on a bit longer 😤 and if no then GOOD JOB BBY!!!! YOU GOT THRU IT AAAAA!!!!!!

- 🌼

OMG HIIIIIII <3333 i missed u!!!!!! and wahhhhh i’m glad u had fun on your trip, very very well deserved 💖💖💖💖💖💖💖💖 ur bf sounds v v cute ur doing god’s work converting him into the carat/cubic life hehehehehe i got into svt through gose first so i totally get it and it’s so easy to get hooked after that 🥰 i hope u two have a blast at the concert and UGH HE HAS SUPERIOR TASTE though i’m sure you’re a lot a lot cuter than lee chan 🤭 as his gf (/j) i can confirm he’s just a little loser (affectionate)

i’m doing okay!!! my course ended but there’s a portfolio thing we have to make for it that’s due friday so i’m mostly working on that since i’m going out the next few days KWKSJAKS :’))) but tysm for the sweet words and i hope you’re having a lovely day/night 💗💗💗 sending you sm love

#🌼 anon #sol answers

[kyunsies]

hiii mädch!!! ahhh it’s been so long :( i’m so so sorry that i haven’t been in touch. it’s been months now hasn’t it? i hope you’ve been doing well!! i’ve missed you sm ☹️

i’ve been reading through your blog today and first, i just want to say CONGRATULATIONS!!! on graduating!!! that’s so amazing!! i’m really proud of you!!! i remember being on here and seeing you post about school and your clinicals 🥹 so seeing that you’ve come so far is really heart warming. i can’t wait to see all the good things the future has for you!!! oh! i also saw that you saw monsta x!!! that’s also so amazing ^^ !!! i’m happy for you and i hope you had the best time!! you deserve it :D monsta x and kyun really had their #1 fan watching them 😌

-🐺

WAHHHHH love, hi 🥺 !!!!!! gosh it has been a while !!!!!!! how have you been bub! i hope everything is okay with you !!!! pls pls don’t be sorry, i know it gets busy and you have important things to worry about, i’ll always be here hehe :) i’ve been doing well and i miss you SOOO so much too <3

also thank you so very much angel !!!!! you’ve been here for such a a long time, you’re my first anon, you’ve been with me for the really hard times through uni and now we finally made it to the end together !!! :D it’s all pretty incredible don’t you think? i’m hoping i can share many more milestones with you hun 🥺🤧 also YES YES i saw mx for the very first time and it was so so amazing, i truly had such a fun time!! mbb we’re super kind and i screamed my absolute heart out so i hope they felt my love dndnnd 💖💞💕💓💘💗💖💞💓💓💗 but it’s so lovely to get to hear from you sweets i’d really love to know how you’re doing too okay? pls always take care, love u so much !!!

#asks #🐺 anon #hun it’s been so LONG i am so happy to hear from u <3

[spenpy]

I LOVE YOUR ART IT'S SO FUN AND SILLY LOOKING

WAHHHHH THANK U SM!!!!!!!!!!! i have fun making it so im glad u have fun viewing it!!!!

#ask

[igosploosh]

READ UR CRIMEBOUS FIC… YOU WROTE THEM SO WELLLLL,, ESP WIL’S INTERNAL MONOLOGUE… VERY APPRECIATE HOW YOU STAYED TRUE TO CANON N DIDNT LIKE ROMANTICIZE WILBURS POSSESIVE TENDENCY

WAHHHHH THANK YOU SM IT WAS VERY FUN TO WRITE!! And I’m glad the possessiveness didn’t come across as like, trying to make it cute or anything <3

#very painful to write from a dream apologist’s perspective but. it’s what I do for content #askin’ #mcyt #bird #‘crimebous’

[greeds]

im omw home now n i had a lot of fun but we walked way too much for my fucked up feet and im hurting sm wahhhhh

#and im so thirsty.......but that is probs due to the oueed

[ryonello]

i LOVE your apex b99 crossover comics your art was exactly the content i needed thank you also pls sell your apex charms worldwide! theyre so cute TT

WAHHHHH THANK U SM !!!! b99 jus has SUCH good content and its so fun to crossover with fhsdjjhfsd i might have to do some more soon :’))

my charms will be sold worldwide !! my store is just closed at the moment while i move interstate but will reopen by the end of the month thank u for ur interest :’))

#nice things #rhonnie answers #im home again n packin now so i can make th road trip to melbourne aaaa im EXCITED #adn a lil overwhelmed but mostly excited #dunno when ill have time to draw again tho : #( #i jus gotta b patient ... n then i will be FREE #anonymous