#WHY DOES IT LOOK LIKE THAT.

[shima-draws]

Listen I love Pokemon so so SO much. Like so much. But I do want to say in terms of design it’s REALLY gone downhill;;

There’s definitely a lot of really sick designs in Gen 9 that I can’t really nitpick at too much because compared to what we could have had they did a good job with them.

But then we have Dunsparce.

I want to talk about Dunsparce in particular because of its evolution. I know a good handful of people have wanted to see a Dunsparce evolution for YEARS now, and for good reason: It’s a very forgettable Pokemon. A normal type one stage that shows up briefly in Generation 2 (which, sadly, is a generation full of forgettable Pokemon) and barely anywhere else. SO if we take that and look at some other really neat Gen 2 evos we got in Legends Arceus and SV--like Wyrdeer and Farigiraf, for example--you’d THINK that they’d come up with something equally as creative and unique, right?

NO.

LOOK AT THIS.

THIS IS DUNSPARCE.

NOW LOOK AT THIS.

THIS IS DUDUNSPARCE.

WHAT THE FUCK.

It looks the same. IT LOOKS THE EXACT SAME. It just has another segment and a thing on the tip of its tail. You could mistake this for a powered up Dunsparce or a shitty take at a regional form. What the ever loving christ is this???

THERE WAS SO MUCH ROOM FOR POTENTIAL HERE. Instead they just said ah yeah let’s just slap some extra stripes on it and maybe give it a cool wingdrilll thing and move on. LIKE. BRO. THIS IS THE LAZIEST POKEMON EVOLUTION DESIGN I’VE EVER SEEN. THIS IS FUCKING INSULTING.

If you Google Dunsparce evolution, you’ll find WAY better designs made by creators not currently employed by Nintendo:

(@/woodenplank on Twt)

(@/mykemon_regions on IG)

(@/trainer_matz on IG)

THESE ARE SO MUCH COOLER??? Some of them even have an ouroboros theme which is SO sick and such a clever idea for a Dunsparce evo.

I’m just. I’m so salty. We could have had a sickass evolution but we were ROBBED

Anyway Nintendo shape up and hire these people to do your designs instead of whoever you have on staff right now that designed THAT abomination of an evolution

#[[ #EDIT: To everyone saying 'You're missing the joke! It's a joke!' #I KNOW it's a joke. I'm not stupid lmao #Doesn't mean I have to like it!! I paid $60 for this game and got this. I'm allowed to dislike it #]] #I'M SO ANGRY #WHY DOES IT LOOK LIKE THAT. #THAT IS THE SADDEST EXCUSE OF A POKEMON EVOLUTION I'VE EVER SEEN #GRABS A PILLOW WITH MY TEETH AND SHAKES MY HEAD LIKE A DOG #I'm so insulted by this. Who the FUCK designed that evo #It's so bad. It's SO bad #Pokemon #Pokemon SV #Pokemon Scarlet and Violet #AND WHAT KIND OF NAME IS DUDUNSPARCE. FUCK OFF WITH THAT SHIT ACTUALLY #SCREAMS INTO THE VOID #Nintendo you better shape up. This is garbage. I'm SO. AHGHHDSHFHGHH. #Dunsparce #Pokemon SV spoilers #Shima speaks #Okay rant over move along everyone

[circadianaa]

i can’t get over Bald Ahsoka

#WHY does it look like that. #why does the white of her markings and the white of the montrals not match #it’s just a fucking…. line #it looks soooo odd #i’ve seen so many better interpretations in art #i hate everything this show puts out😭😭 #tony gilroy come back we need you

[creampuffiemina]

GRAAGHH I hate my artstyle sometimes

#WHY does it look like that. #Anyways I've posted 3 times in a day this is NOT normal for me #Gn

[reaperkiller]

what in the goddamn did they do to the notes on mobile

#why does it look like that.

[specterseen]

me when i logged in

#WHY DOES IT LOOK LIKE THAT.

[fruixtii]

okay don’t kill me for this but. hot take baul isn’t hot

#i don’t know what you guys see in him #he does not look attractive whatsoever #i think it’s mostly the hair though #why does it look like that. #twst posting

[mirxzii]

i just saw absolutely unholy things and i think death sounds so tempting rn

#DICK. #WHY DOES IT LOOK LIKE THAT. #IM SO TRAUMATIZED

[theboxfort]

Peace and love

#pink posts #i saw a tweet that was like “i see other people's art” --> i get discouraged #i understand that seeing art that is prettier than yours can be discouraging but why not twist that a bit? #why does it look prettier to you? is it the colors #is it the textures they used? the brushes? #study them and try to put your spin on it #and maybe you'll find your art beautiful as well

[crustaceousfaggot]

No nuance allowed. Put your nuance in the tags, I just want a yes or no answer

#1k #why the fuck did this blow up #this post sucks #i turned off notifs after like 300 notes cause it got sick of seeing tags #and now I look and there's fucking 12k???? #y'all could be reblogging my makeuo and cosplay posts that I spend hours on but no #Tumblr is as tumblr does #anyways #10k #what the fuck why's it still going #20k

[naomistares]

caught up with farcille lore i am back

#i need to watch the anime soon #why does this look so biblical #i ate tho #just like *gets shot* #dungeon meshi #delicious in dungeon #farcille #marcille donato #falin touden #marcille dungeon meshi #falin dungeon meshi #dunmeshi #dunmesh spoilers #dungeon meshi spoilers

[dumbhero]

the economy is in fucking shambles 👍

#why does it look like that. #diary

[cubedmango]

hey @staff what the fresh fuck is this

#why does it look like twitter !!!!!! stop !!!!!!! Stop!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! #its just me right . theyre not actually doing this? #tumblr #my post

[chloesimaginationthings]

FNAF Vanny cooked too hard with M.X.E.S,,

#myart #chloesimagination #comic #fnaf vanessa #fnaf vanny #mxes #fnaf gregory #glamrock freddy #fnaf #security breach #fnaf ruin #fnaf fanart #five nights at freddy's #why does mxes look like that #TBH I actually like how MXES is based off a hare giving em this more angular look #but then also some angles just feel like he’s mewing #MXES MENTIONED 🔥🔥🔥 #I also like the idea Vanny made mxes #so it’s like he’s taking back the whole ‘rabbit aesthetic’ for herself #Vanny’s real answer is she thought he looked cool BAHA

[hamletthedane]

my brother just called me late at night, barely able to get two words out because he was laughing so hard. Finally, through the wheezing, he told me “go google the new Gollum game. Please”

So I did. And now I just spent half an hour on the phone nearly dying. We just kept sending eachother pictures of Gollum from the game and LOSING IT all over again. I haven’t laughed this hard in YEARS.

#gollum game #lotr #jrrt and Christopher Tolkien are both rolling in their graves while I’m rolling on the floor #WHY DOES HE LOOK LIKE THAT #WHY IS IT SO FUNNY #DID A SINGLE OTHER HUMAN BEING REVIEW THIS BEFORE SHIPPING IT OUT #THIS IS GLORIOUS CHANGE NOTHING

[ghostlypawn]

#screaming #why does he look like her jfksksksks

[welegi]

#jerma #jerma985 #jermaposting #mii #Unfortunately. he does looks like a mii #had a great conversation with my grandma on the signs of how to tell that yoghurt has expired #and why it actually doesnt matter while making this mii. would recommend