#WHYD THEY CANCEL THIS

[pbjisgud]

still stuck working for the deep state, amazing

#inside job #last time I drew yhis self insert was two years ago....holy shit #self insert #fuck it we ball #netflix you bitch whyd u cancel yhis show #magic myc #ill probably make an info dump about them #coralscribs #i should be executed for drawing myc yhis badly

[cluelessbees]

Guys I miss Julie and the phantoms 😔

#Julie and the phantoms #jatp #WHYD IT GET CANCELLED

[quokkabum]

“It was no match for the gods of Olympus. So why would I be immune to the insanity of first love?”

#first kill #whyd the fuck did they cancel this show #i’m so mad #lesbian #sapphic #quotes #love #academia #dark acadamia quotes #academia aesthetic #dark acadamia aesthetic

[buck-yyyy]

soooooo, i finally got around to finishing i am not okay with this

what the fuck

#netflix i hate you i hate you i hate you #WHYD YOU HAVE TO CANCEL IT

[avephelis]

i always fucking think about eclipse lake and how amity and hunter were set up to parallel each other and how fascinating that was. THAT WENT HARD!! would've loved to see more of it. especially because that dynamic was a tad more snarky/vitriolic than the other hexcrew ones. spice it up a little.

and then i remember we maybe could've gotten more interactions between them if we had a longer s3 and then i die.

#like GAH GAH GAHGRHGH #toh #tbf i do find late season amity a bit boring at times so maybe this is just me wishing her arcs had been stretched out a little #i feel like there were blight episodes that had to be cut maybe. and agh couldve had more of her and willow too. #not the fault of the writers at all tbh. whyd the show gotta be cancelled fml.

[jaedecayed-inactive]

i forgot this movie almost existed,,

just remembered today smh

#like whyd they cancel the movie again #me and my shadow dreamworks

[igbeh]

the smallest inconvenience and my mind may very well snap

#wdym youre out of boba and u canceled my order... can i just have the fruity milk... whyd u hang up... wait

[horanghey]

i hate online shopping so much i accidentally hit cancel on my (stupidly expensive) order and then panicked and messaged that I didn't wanna cancel the order, but the customer service wont see anything until Monday so I panicked and ordered the same thing again....

#my thought process was 'oh a button! lets see where this goes' and it just sent an automated message saying I wanna cancel my order with all #my order information :| #so if i order it twice and they cancel my first order. then I'll still have my second order right?? I'm gonna cry dawg #whyd i wait till the last minute to buy my grad outfit #i dont even wanna go anymore #tastalks

[snoopdoggs]

want blonde jaehyun gifs so bad but that means giffing variety stuff ......

#this is so sick #whyd they have to cancel his bl </3

[narutomaki]

Kiroumaru.... 🥺🥺🥺🥺😭😭😭😭

I miss you !!!!

#WHYD HE HAVE TO DIE HUH? #COME ON... #LET ME HAVE HIM. :^( #fell asleep last night having an in depth fantasy about being some sort of plant catalouger and meeting queerats when theyre little #and then meeting Kiroumaru and becoming friend bcus i broke my leg and got an infection and instead of killing him #when he held a spear to my chest i reassured the young queerats that i understood and it would be okay #and so he carried me on his back for miles after i passed out to my village and then i kept working with his colony #and eventually we fell in LOVE and it was lovely and beautiful and happy unyil funding got moved so my research or whatever #got canceled and i was told i was being put on lab duty and i asked if i could go see to my research one last time and my boss #was like wow youre so smart and dedicated and cool of course and so i went and told him and said good bye and we finally #had penetrative sex (after dating for like 4 years and using our hands and mouths) but 2 months later find out im pregnant #and go 'hm. well this leads to some worrisome conclusions...' and then i have my kid and im an out cast #bcus i refuse to reveal who the father was/is and 6 years later Kiroumaru happens to come into my village #and i have to hold myself back from crying out for him in the market place so i try to steathily follow him and the humans hea with #and ofc he catches on and i see his steo stutter and his head twith toward me when i use yhe vocal stim id used all my life #as a means of calling each other lovers and he makes it back quietly and alightly different and the humans he ask get curious #and he says he thought he smelled something on the wind but it was just a battle memory #and then i loiter outside the building theyre meeting in and go oh wow what a coincidence wow i used to work with his colony wow he was so #smart i want to tell him some things and since no one knows hes my kids dad they just go eugh if he wants to i guess and roll their eyes and #i take him to my hoise but i dont go in bcus my parents would get mad and i call for my son and he comes running out of the house and i #spin him around in my arms and look at Kiroumaru and ask if hed like to take a walk in yhe woods with us where i tell him that hes OUR son #and Kiroumaru impulsively kisses me and we start crying and i eventually beg him to take me and his son back to his colony #but he doesnt want to take the risk but i ask him if he can walk me to the next village and leave me there and ill leave in 2 weeks and if #he shows up ill know me and my son can go with him and if he doesnt ill go home and just try to forget about him for reap now #and si he goes and asks his queen and she says yes ofc i always loved having a daughter for once and she says this to me too when i get #there and i start crying and drop to my knees and bow to her and tell her im home haha-ue! and she chirrups and laughs and welcomes me home #and ANY WAY IM SOOOO NORMAL ABOUT THIS NAKED MOLE RAT... #from the new world spoilers

[raan-miir-tah]

Stargirl is great bc Courtney is just 5ft nothing of raw determination and pushy bossy good do-ing. She’s taking victims in a /pos way

#kyne shouts #i believe my daughter angel lynn was pushed out of that van at 60mph… i pray she’ll speak again and tell world the truth #<prev wtf why did that auto fill #who the hell. #POST CANCELED WHO IS ANGEL LYNN??? WHYD SHE GET PUSHED OUT A OF A VAN #HELP????

[faerociousbeast]

i got to know literally nothign about him but can we kiss... look at his fuckifngnneng heels. and he has a sword im sold im so sold ill jump into the void with you sir

#boys goneee 😭 #i think hes like the tutorial guy he tells you how to level up and stuff #which is funny bc from what ive seen #sakuya was the tutorial LADY. except specifically for battles #solidarity of some sort #boy come back boy whyd they cancel your gameee boyyy you shouldve whored it up and enticed more players #or something

[hanniehaeism]

IM CRYING OVER THE NEW EPISODE OF OWL HOUSE

#FUCK YOU DISNEY WHYD YOU HAVE TO CANCEL THIS SHOW #I WANT LIKE TWENTY MORE a ADVENTURE WITH THEM #BUT NO BCOZ THEY CANCELED IT ALL THESE KIDS ARE GOING THROUGH TRAUMA #milo’s shenanigans

[player1064]

Hi! All such great carraville drabbles so far! If you’re still doing them, may I request them coming out publicly and the various reactions of news broadcasters, other ex/current footballers and of course, the internet. Thanks!

aaa thank you!!! and yessss I love fics where it's public reaction to stuff and i LOVE multi-media type fics so this was fun to write (even though i am much too lazy to come up with fake twitter usernames)

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Group: MU mob

Phillip: forwarded an instagram post by gneville2 Phillip: ???

Gary: what Gary: do u think I was too nice to him in the caption Gary: I can edit it to add something about scousers maybe Gary: or how he never won the league

Phillip: you and Carragher???

Gary: ?

Paul: whyd u make me look at that rot first thing in the morning Paul: put me off my breakfast that did

Ryan: im not installing instagram for this whats he done now

Nicky: ^

Phillip: he’s dating Carragher?????

Ryan: where have u been for the last 2 years its literally all he talks about

Phillip: America! I have been! In! America! Phillip: Gaz I can’t believe you told them and not me?

Paul: I wish he hadnt told us to be fair Paul: they r so annoying

Gary: sorry phil I mustve forgot Gary: timezones etc Gary: gtg we’re having breakfast before he has to head to studio 🥞😍

David: nice post Gary 😊🏳️‍🌈 Happy for you x

Chat: Stevie G

Missed call from Stevie

Stevie: Carra

Missed call from Stevie

Stevie: Jamie Lee Duncan Carragher Stevie: pick up your damn phone Stevie: you are shit at this best friend thing yknow Stevie: also Gary Neville??? Stevie: you were moaning about him when I called you just last week Stevie: but if he makes you happy that’s alright then Stevie: tell him he’s buying me a pint next time I’m home Stevie: in liverpool mind Stevie: don’t care if you love him you won’t see me in pub in manchester

The Daily Mail

LIVERPOOL AND MAN UTD LEGENDS JAMIE CARRAGHER AND GARY NEVILLE REVEAL GAY RELATIONSHIP?

Former rivals turned co-pundits posted Valentine’s day messages on their Instagram accounts which appear to show an intimate relationship between the two men, who were both married to women for over ten years. Neither has responded for comment.

Comments:

> they’re the worst pundits on sky anyway they don’t even try to hide the bias for their teams

> gary neville’s always trying to bring politics into everything rishi was right he should stick to football!

> well I will be getting my commentary from MOTD moving forward. wish I could cancel sky sports but can’t afford to miss all the match coverage so they will be getting a strongly worded letter from me instead.

The Guardian

OPINION: IT’S 2024. WHY HAS THE FOOTBALL WORLD NOT CAUGHT UP?

There are still no openly gay players in the top tier of the men’s game. Now that two retired premier league footballers have come out, we have to ask: why is this headline news?

Both Liverpool and Manchester United football clubs have posted messages in support of Neville & Carragher, and so have many current and former players. But it begs the question why they thought that support might not be implicit, or why the two pundits had to publicly “come out” at all.

Comments:

> tbh I didn’t even know who they were until I saw Beckham’s ig story 💀

> surprised Gerrard’s not said anything, thought he and Carragher were mates >>> probably can’t if he wants to keep his manager contract $$$

> the guardian: why is the media making a fuss about two ex-footballers coming out? the guardian: is part of the media making a fuss about two ex-footballers coming out…

Twitter

Sports - Trending Gary Neville 264k tweets

Jamie Carragher 151k tweets

@.1111 they’ve been obsessed with each other for years is anyone really surprised

@.222 ngl I thought Gary Neville was already out as gay? You’re telling me people have believed he’s straight this whole time??

@.333 it’s giving slow burn enemies to lovers 150k words…

@.444 sky already wheels the two of them out together whenever they need to promote ANYTHING I bet it’s gonna get 10x worse now

Chat: J ❤️

G 👹👸: good luck on show tonight G 👹👸: no vday dinner :( G 👹👸: I shall have to waste away and pine instead G 👹👸: drown my sorrows etc

J ❤️: should be back to hotel by 1 at the latest J ❤️: I know that’s past ur bedtime old man so don’t wait up

G 👹👸: I will be up (😉😉) and ready to give you your dessert 😘 G 👹👸: might have a cheeky nap before though to be fair

#sorry to stevie g for being slightly mean to him in this but well. i dont approve of his recent career choices <3 #thanks for the prompt!!! i really really enjoyed writing all the text messages daskjsghfdg #carraville #drabbles #place ur bets now did gary successfully wake from his nap on time to greet jamie or did he fall asleep immediately

[redrandomposts]

happy bday yjh

i dont have much to offer, but what i do have? happy thoughts. yeah.

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everyone has seen the kdj celebrates yjh's bday stuff, right? like, pre-scenario he buys a small cake and reads the chapter, blablabla, comments...

during the scenarios he can finally give the protagonist gifts and celebrate it with him. no one has any clue its yjh's bday so they find it watch in confusion as kdj piles gift after gift on top of yjh.

yjh spends the time doing his favorite things - taking care of kdj, gaming, and bedroom things.

that night, kdj celebrates it with yjh quietly with a small cake the latter bakes. the star stream is off, everyone's gone to bed - its just the two of them.

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yandere and enabler au

kdj, of course, knows yjhs bday and decides to be nice to his stalker. he avoids getting hurt for the week and spends all of his time with yjh during this time (all other plans have been cancelled).

yjh spends this time taking the utmost care of kdj, and kdj ends up with the softest skin he had since the scenarios (maybe even since childhood), the most delicious food hes ever had in the largest quantities ever.

kdj honestly thought that this was more of a celebration for him than yjh, but its well deserved. he has to put up with yjhs bullshit everyday and sometimes some plans dont go to plan.

hes cleaned too many bodies for yjh to not deserve this.

(enabler kdj is unwilling to see his favorite bastard sunfish protagonist yandere(...) imprisoned or worse, on death row.)

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no scenario au where yjh celebrates his bday by playing an mmorpg w kdj, on stream.

"you sunfish bastard, whyd you leave me here-?!" "hurry up." "wait up!" "stop reading the dialogue, dokja." "shouldnt you know whats going on?" "no."

"dokja. what is that." "you see there was this dragon egg on sale and i bought it, figuring it would come in handy since kyrgios mentioned that dragons often-" "the one who gave us electrification?" "yes! him! anyways, the dragon egg hatched yesterday when i was going to do that one quest you mentioned-" "we were supposed to do that one together." "well, i couldn't do the quest because this beauty hatched. her name is biyoo."

"its been seven hours, joonghyuk-ah, cant we take a break?" "hm. alright." "really?" "yes. we will continue tomorrow. goodbye stream."

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kdj holds a cake, a single candle sticking out of it. he lays it on the stone, lighting it and singing "happy birthday" quietly.

the wind comes by and blows the flame out before kdj can himself.

tears running down his face, kdj can barely focus on the gravestone. he didnt have the strength to continue after yjhs death, but every attempt he had made was failed.

how could he live on without his beloved protagonist?

#joongdok #orv #yandere yoo joonghyuk #enabler kim dokja #kdj #kdj x yjh #yjh #happy birthday yoo joonghyuk

[phantomrose96]

Had a dream I was browsing houses on some Zillow-like website and I wanted to bookmark one for later except the button I clicked just like. Submitted an application. Like it was one-click purchase on Amazon. And I was like “hmm that can’t be right” but there was no cancel or undo. Decided to ask my mom about it in the morning and she was like “oh no whyd you do that” like oops that’s legally binding. Also the house was $775,000 with, for some reason, an ~$8,000 monthly mortgage which was, as you might guess, a slight problem.

#chrissy speaks