#YOU'RE COMING HOME W/ ME

[zombiepatch]

project zomboid always has me feelin hardware store by weird al

#miles txt #getting into a hardware store in zomboid is SO MMMMMMM #FUUCK YES #BACKIN MY CAR UP TO THE DOOR OF THIS PLACE #YOU'RE COMING HOME W/ ME

[squeakadeeks]

if i had a dollar for every time a religious missionary knocked on my door to "spread the good news" while i was actively in an acute mental health crisis i'd have 2 dollars, which isnt a lot but also. how many times does this have to happen before they stop coming.

#technically ive actually had three but the ones where they come to my home feel more violating and embarrassing #heads up im going to talk about grim things but its so bananas that its hard not to talk about #2 years ago i had one come while i was Participating In An Activity One Does When You're Grappling With SI #and it was a very bad time and an overall terrible encounter #especially bc it was obvious at the time i was deeply unwell but of course they didnt want to actually address it #and today i had two come while i was having an active manic episode and looked DEEPLY insane and was in the middle of some bullshit #and both times as soon as i opened the door i can tell theyre like 'oh fuck' and realize that theres something serious going on #but at the same time. play stupid games win stupid prizes. #if someone is having a MH crisis they try to do it in a safe and private environment like their gotdamn house for a reason w/o strangers #and if you just show up unannounced to talk about Mormonism to a random persons house theres a good chance youre going to be- #interrupting something and that something isnt always good #i know door-to-door solicitors are '''normal''' but the whole thing really whacks me out and makes me feel kind of angry

[coquelicoq]

me: how about...natori contracting some kind of youkai illness & matoba finding out about it & showing up to his set & natori dragging him off to his trailer bc it would be bad for his sparkly reputation to make the angry faces he feels coming on in front of his coworkers & matoba offering to help but in that smarmy condescending way that raises natori's hackles so he refuses but unfortunately he doesn't know how to cure it so matoba just keeps showing up every day & natori keeps carting him off to the trailer every time & being suuuuper cagey when people ask him who his visitor is & what if his coworkers get the wrong idea & matoba is fully aware of this & what if one day in the trailer natori reluctantly agrees to let matoba help him & matoba's like okay fine off with your shirt i gotta paint this spell circle on your bare chest & what if he's in the middle of doing that when they hear somebody opening the door to the trailer & obviously they don't want anyone to know what they're actually doing in there bc youkai-exorcist confidentiality so matoba's like no worries i got this & he KISSES NATORI omg classic kiss-as-misdirection trope & the person at the door is like whoops my b carry on gentlemen & after they've left natori is like wtf matoba????? & matoba's like well it's what they all thought we were doing anyway & your mouth was right there & it allowed me to cover the writing on your chest with my body & also you kiss people for a living so i figured it wouldn't be too complex for you & your part-time exorcist training to handle & natori recovers admirably quickly & is like WELL for your information that was a TERRIBLE kiss & no one is gonna buy that i professional makeout artist natori shuuichi would be swapping saliva with somebody on the reg without any of my considerable skill rubbing off on them & matoba's like so what do you propose we do about it & natori's like obviously i have to teach you how to kiss in case they come back -

the bedtime story fairy who thought this was gonna be an easy assignment: please just go to sleep im begging u have mercy ur brain cells are dying

#my other bedtime imagine also features misunderstandings in natori's trailer/dressing room but this time it's established relationship #natori and his costar are in his trailer practicing a kiss & matoba comes in & thinks natori is CHEATING 😲 #& packs up & goes back to the matoba estate & natori's calling him daily like i LITRALLY dk what i did wrong...miss u baby... #but also tell me what i did wrong u asshole!! you just left & didn't even tell me if/when you're coming back! wtf!!! #and eventually matoba comes home & they talk & natori's like mkay well first of all kissing that lady is my literal job that pays me #but i understand that it upset you bc we were alone in my trailer & looked startled to be interrupted. hey i know #why don't you come with me to set & you can see just how incredibly unsexy these practice sessions are? #so matoba accompanies him & it's literally just natori & his costar like calculating exact face tilt angles & figuring out #their precise height differential during the scene in question based on the shoes she'll be wearing & testing out ideal #degree of mouth openness & choreographing switching sides of the face to correspond to the movement of the camera #(bc obviously it's one of those epic 360-degree shots with the swelling orchestral score and w/e 🙄) #& figuring out where they should put their hands & whether it makes sense for them to be smiling at this point in their arc &c &c #& matoba starts like observing them from multiple angles & critiquing their technique & giving pointers to the costar #& grabbing natori's chin & bodily arranging his limbs like a mannequin & showing the costar the best ratio of lip give to firmness #by demonstrating with his own lips on natori's lips. & so on & so forth. meanwhile #the sleep i am forgoing in favor of having these thoughts is something i will NEVER get back. #natsume's book of friends #horrible exorcists #f #my posts #i am such a clown to watch one of the sweetest and most poignant shows i have ever seen and for what? #to get fixated on imagining ways to get these chuckleheads to smush their mouths together? unbelievable. #like these scenarios barely (if at all) have anything to do with what makes them so fascinating as characters. i just want them to Kiss #idk though i do feel like their first kiss has to be some sort of dare or 'accident' or w/e like these weirdos can't just KISS each other! #who does that! have you heard of a little thing called pride and invulnerability and plausible deniability!!!! #but i also completely imprinted on this one established relationship fic i read last year so sometimes i just skip ahead #to the kinds of misunderstandings and shenanigans and conflicting priorities they could get up to as a couple #i guess i just want the fact that natori is famous for kissing people to be Matoba Seiji's Problem in some way or another #is that so much to ask #(i also CLEARLY imprinted on a fic in which natori teaches matoba to kiss at a bar?? i should reread that one)

[frecklystars]

him literally just standing there and staring blankly while women are undressing and breasting boobily right in front of him is so funny to me

#when they touch him and make out w/ him the whole time his face is just 😐 #love notes #💕♬♪ ♡ I can't help falling in love with you ☆- ̗̀💛 ̖́-☆ #to be fair he DID just find out he's gonna be hunted down and killed #because he is presumably A Real Human Being™ #and he comes home his wife literally SHUSHES him and is like 'babe. we HAVE to fuck' #'if you're dying you're not going out a virgin Joe show me the dick'

[seventeendeer]

hey. hey actually. people on here who have old chicken smoothie accounts they don’t use anymore?

y’all should consider passing on some of your old pets to me and in return I’ll draw you a little creature in the style of these adoptables I made recently. will go more complex for higher value pets/ones I want more. I’ll draw your OC, take prompts, anything under the category of “guy on a white background.”

dm me to negotiate >:3c

#deerchatter #if you have that little pink horse w the hearts from 2008 i'll throw in a kidney /j #hyperfocus go brrrr come enable me <3 #if you have a bunch of old chicken dollars lying around i'll take that too btw #chicken smoothie #oh yeah and of course you're also very welcome to buy/trade for the adopts i already made! 5 still need homes

[hood-ex]

Omg omg so I’ve been surfing the dickroy/roydick tabs recently (hyper-fixated on em I’ve been on a rollll) and I saw some posts of urs abt like ur flower shop/tattoo ficccc and like I would love love love if you posted the link to that, is it on ao3 I rlly rlly wanna read it and I would actually love u forever pretty pls

I sooo badly wish I could send you a link to a completed fic of it, but I don't have it published as of right now since it's not finished. The day I get that fic done, I will definitely make an announcement about it.

#as soon as i can stop stressing about this one aspect of my life i'm gonna get my shit together w writing asldkja #no but i found the perfect way to incorporate a canon event into the story and it's gonna be madness #love taking something from canon and shoving it in an au like you're coming home w me #dickroy flower shop/tattoo shop AU #replies

[sensazioneultra]

fatphobia is always tiring like always always but when it comes from your own family it's like. extra exhausting. it hurts soo bad. you can't ever escape it

#like that one coworker who pokes fun at your relationship with food and it's obviously rooted in fatphobia? you'll just go home and he won't #be there it'll hurt for a bit but you'll live #but like beside super dangerous fatphobia (talking life or death shit like medical fatphobia) the one that does the most damage to me #is that coming from my own family.. it's just. you already put 43 conditions before the 'i love you' (that you don't ever say but anyway) #and then when i gained lots of weight that was... another one to add to the list #but maybe i'm not used to it yet idk it's been quite a few years atp but idk? #it just hasn't gotten easier to hear them call me ugly and fat (in a derogatory way) and make mean comments and shame me every other day #like! it hurts so bad! why do you think it's funny!!!!!!! #this doesn't include my mum bc (sadly) she understands what it's like to be shamed for being fat she wouldn't do it to me #not like in a purposefully mean way at least #tho she does do some insidious shit like always going 'there's this new EASY diet that TOTALLY works' or saying x health problem is probably #due to my weight etc #which like isn't good? doesn't help? still hurts me? but it's different bc i know it's not rooted in hating fat people/me being fat #it's more like her own shit she went thru that she doesn't want me to go thru too and like yeah it's fucked up but i get it more than #just outright saying i am disgusting for being fat lol #like mh both suck but at least you're not joking about the fact even if i didn't eat i would be fine cause i'm so fat haha #yeah. just. a lot. #there's no escaping it i think the only way would be to move the fuck out and that would also help with uh. the misgendering thinly veiled #homotransphobia abuse constantly having to put up w their fighting and sometimes fighting w them myself #and the ableism and and and and #basically this is lowkey hell like i've learned to live with it more or less but jesus it is extremely exhausting #i just want out i've wanted out for years but every day i get closer to losing it #there might be something potentially coming up but i have to wait til the end of the month to see if anything comes of it #we'll see.. i rly hope i can rent this place idc if it's small idc if it'll suck most of my paycheck and i'll have to ask for my mum's help #i just need to at least try and get away cause like. i get to august every year and my father is absolutely impossible to deal with #and i know my mum feels the same and i hate leaving her ajnd my brother too but like #at some point i have to think about myself cause god what use am i even to them when i'm a ghost of myself in this house #it's just shit for everyone plus if i really get to rent that place it's literally IN FRONT of my family's apartment i could still help out #but at least i wouldn't LIVE with them i wouldn't feel so fucking trapped #whatever. bad bad bad day physical pain wise too

[britneyshakespeare]

hey wait. so if you grow up as an only child or with siblings who like the same tv as you how do you learn tolerance?

#that football poll really made me reflect on how much tv i've had on in the background that was just absolute white noise to me #altho back when we were all younger there were more tvs in the house. mostly small ones #there was one i remember vividly that was like only a foot wide. it sometimes moved around #it had a vcr player in the bottom #i so clearly remember watching lizzie mcguire on it while discovering if you smash a marker youre coloring w #all the ink comes out at once. but then youre left wo it being pointy at the end #and that tv could be moved around. i remember watching shrek on it in my mudroom once lol #i also remember watching whose line is it anyway and not understanding improv but just seeing the men sit in chairs #and stand up and just looking at the colorful background. it was somehow still entertaining to me i dont remember AT ALL why #tales from diana #one thing that is somewhat understandable to me from what i understand about childhood entertainment in the streaming era #is that children THANK GOD still seem to fight w their siblings about what to watch on tv #they just dont even say 'on tv' they say 'on disney plus' #it shouldnt feel so strange to me but i just cant imagine coming home from school and selecting something from a list of programs #and then watching that in full without commercials. i'm like what. that's not tv #you're supposed to get home in the middle of an episode of spongebob that they play twice a week and quote along w it like karaoke #youre supposed to argue and flip back and forth one thing and another when one turns to a commercial break #THATS AMERICA!!!!!

[bisexualbeetlejuice]

something something "seasons change but people don't"

#:') #my sister and i are seeing it again and i am. very excited #junior year hs sherrie and [going into] jr year college sherrie share the beetlejuice brainworm [sandworm] #sherrie's shit #it was a bit of a mess bc i was going to go w/ one of my roomies for her bday but then we werent #so i conned my sister into going again>:) #ie my dad is paying for her ticket bc he doesnt want me in the city at night #which. if id gone solo i wouldve cosplayed so its prob for the best #gonna be cosplaying party poison in dc in june for the con so keeping my cosplay dc appearances to once a year is a good limit #im so excited to see the tour cast bc i saw the og on bway both times with no swings and ive heard PHENOMENAL stuff abt the new cast #also. dc supremacy BJ BABE YOU'RE COMING HOME #still kicking myself for not seeing it the first time round #anywho! life update over now. hope u all have had a good few years #<3

[sistermp3]

HATE when they stress you out while you're trying on glasses at the opticians

#kill me!! #tried to ask if i could bring some pairs of frames home to try over a few days and like stuff and she also just like? didnt agnowledge tht #or understand i mean i think i worded it right in spanish #idk the whole thing was so #ugh #and idk i dont dare stand up for myself ever so i just went w it #and now my eyes n head is so tired from the eye exam #feel a migraine coming #hold on. you're allowed to bring frames home to try in like every country as well right? so im not the one in the wrong?

[sunshinemellow-fic]

book man's parents sent me a handmade thank you card in the mail after i visited them for thanksgiving because I brought them some tea and chocolate as housewarming gifts. and the card said SO many nice things about me and they concluded with "please visit us again!" and im !!! AHH hahahha

#crazy we have only dated a couple months but now i have already stayed w his parents?? lol where is all the avoidant nonsense woven into me #he had never brought someone home to meet his family before and after weeks of knowing me he was like come meet my family lol #which is very flattering lmao but also ahhHH hahah #he was showing me around where he grew up and we went to the lake where he used to run and we sat on a bench looking at it #and then he was like 'oh my god im tearing up because im so happy you're here' #one hit KO right in the feelings lol #rambles #book man

[firebirdsdaughter]

Part of the greatness of s3…

… Is stuff like 3x08, where the sheer gravity and betrayal and heartbreak of breaking into the Burkes’ house is so perfectly… Toned down?

It’s the small things. El doesn’t look back to double check the door bc why would she, Mozzie’s a friend. She doesn’t suspect his oddly deadpan reactions for the same reason. They don’t have to worry about the alarum bc they know the codes, the address is a safe zone for the anklet. Them having the picture of the team right there in their room.

For some reason the thing that really gets me is Satchmo. Normally breaking into a house w/ a big dog would be complicated, but Satchmo doesn’t come up at all in discussion—bc he won’t bark, bc it’s Neal. Neal is family, Neal takes Satchmo for walkies and feeds him treats. I dunno, I just get so emotional at the totally trusting and excited way Satchmo follows him around, happily wagging his tail. Like kudos to that pooch, very good acting, conveying so much w/ so little. He barely whines a little like ‘pay attention to me, mom left!’ or ‘what are you doing over there??’

#White Collar #Satchmo's actor deserves and oscar XD #but I dunno that's just such a… powerful thing??? #Satchmo isn't bothered in the least by Neal coming into the house even when Peter and El aren't home #it's so understated but it's like #in a typical break in… #well see what happened to Keller's thug #a big dog is a concern #but not here here Satchmo just hurries over to say hi and whimpers for attention #you're here to see me right here to play right right??? #like even before s4 we know Neal's fond of Satchmo #probably bc they are both puppies #but it's just so… I dunno DX #also one of Mozzie's most stellar dumbass moments #Sara broke up w/ you so what's keeping you here #uh #try his PARENTS you asshole #and right in the middle of talking about how wrong it is to break into the Burkes' #like either you remember them or you don't Moz #also while I do adore Sara as a character I don't think she and Neal would work long term #not romantically #I think one of them would just have to give up too much if that makes sense #Sara is tough as nails and insanely driven #Neal hides it well but he's actually pretty fragile and soft #he talks a fine game and I'm not bothered by them being together for a time but #I just don't think it'd work #she's not going to slow down and he need someone to watch sunsets w/ #friends yes but romantically involved no #Adopt a Felon 101

[elftwink]

i am happy with my life rn but i do often wonder if things would have shook out differently had i realized i was in love with my best friend in 7th grade instead of like writing her a sappy journal for when she moved away including fully writing out the lyrics to sarah mclachlan's i will remember you before ultimately deciding it was to embarrassing to even give her, rediscovering said journal like 5 years later, reading it, and being like. hmm. something very lgbt was happening to me

#good idea generator #i think ive talked abt this before and ive shared with you the most cringe entry (full lyrics to i will remember you) #but a lot of them were just me talking abt my feelings re: her and her moving away #and like....... #'you are the only person i don't keep secrets from. i miss you already and i'm going to see you tomorrow' #i wrote her a slam poem and then pretended to have a crush on some random guy as a distraction #idk. was watching some home movies w/the fam tonight and she was in them. made me think of her #something i don't do often. which is kind of wild. cannot understate how my younger self thought of her #i thought she hung the moon. she was everything to me. and now i havent spoken to her in like 7 years #and i really only think of her when reminded. hmm. life comes at you fast #stephanie if you're out there. i hope everything is working out for you & i wish you the best

[dingusships]

bigass vent over general life things

things in general are really not great i don't really have any optimism for the future or making a life for myself. like i don't really have any drive or ambition to look forward or work towards anything good/meaningful because as time goes on there are going to be really bad life events that i just don't think i can keep facing anymore. and theyre going to be worse. i'm just dragging along life solely on the basis that i was plopped here to just Exist and that's my task at hand that i'm reluctantly upholding. just exist until it's over

#when i say 'i'm 25' 'i'm going to be 26' it does not feel right coming out of my mouth. i do not feel just 25 or 26 i feel far far older #mentally and physically #when i'm around other people my age i just feel on a completely different plane of experience from everyone else #idk. i've always been a naturally anxious and socially stunted person & def have some kind of lingering trauma that keeps me from connectin #w people. but also having no family members or relatives anywhere near my age (~17 yrs older than me at the least) while i was growning up #probably did something to me as well. my entire life has just been witnessing family members decline and die like dominoes over the course #of 25 years. like i know all about end of life care and legal paperwork and shit like that. i know what grief is like and #seeing how it affects people. i know the stages of dread and worry and numbness & guilt-ridden relief that comes with being terrified 24/7 #for an ailing family member over the course of years. knowing what it's like to grieve people who arent dead yet but you know it's coming #and then when the inevitable happens it's horrible. but also you're so exhausted from the strain that you're mostly numb. and then you feel #a sense of relief that the worst is over they're not suffering anymore you don't have to dread it anymore. which obviously makes you #question if you're some kind of deranged asshole for feeling that way. idk #25 for me has been a very eye-opening age where i'm fully realizing how fast time passes. i thought i was at around 18-20 but i was really #just first becoming aware of it. #i know how to view the world from that lens bc that's all i know. i only see life as a preparation for the end #instead of a beginning. or at least see it as a beginning at this current point in my life #covid/lockdown has definitely been a source of mental drain on me as well. the constant fear and paranoia of getting sick AND what sort of #long term consequences i could have due to getting it twice. and what i could have if i get it more than twice #add that with the general social and political climate right now and it's just...so very bleak. home life is bleak & outside world is bleak #vent

[kanene-yaaay]

You ? A calming presence ?

You're a gremlin.

Oh look pictures of you-

:) 💜

exCUSEME! I have just NO IDEA wat you're talking about. You see, I am nothing but a simple, innocent   a n g e l   who has been nothing but calm during her whole life :3

:3c Don't u agree, bean? :]c

#/j #/s #/lh #THE PERSON COMES TO MY *HOME* TO SAY THAT I AM- #baigyfwkvaysjhs #That is it. That IS IT #You're losing ur glitter and cuddles rights #grrr grr bite bite growl grr bark #This pic is also so good how dare you to bully me w it xDDD #get out of my house >:VVV #E v e r y d a y I w a k e u p #To u being a g r e m l i n #uwu-dwagon is precious #<33 <3 #ya chaotic bean #askys #Kanene's askys

[noxtivagus]

happy birthday !!!! i hope you have a rly great one :^)

THANK YOU V MUCH KAY !!!! 🤍

#🌙.bday! #🌙.inbox #🌙.moots #— kay ! 🤍 #pardon if i end up rambling a bit >< #i saw this ask omw back home way earlier but i'm only answering now aaaaa #tyvm though <33 i hope you've been doing well! gl w your studies! c: #you probably already know this but i wna just remind you as a moot here on this site to take things at your own pace 🫶🏼 #honestly i get a bit shy to interact bcs you're older than me & i end up rambling sm when it comes to your writing bcs i really love it but #i just wanted to say that!!!! yeah! YOU'RE DOING GREAT #oh my i am Rambling but thank you again c: