#alex kerner x reader

[mypoisonedvine]

for the sleepover, a bit of a throwback, but maybe movie night with best friend!alex kerner that accidentally becomes more 👀

GOD the way this gif launched me right back into my alex era, I would fully let him ruin my life and just say thanks... he's really The Boy

warnings: sexual tension, awkward alex being awkward and just a touch pervy, implied smut, slutty reader lmao

He wasn't sure what to do, or say— or think— when a sex scene came on. Tensely glancing at you sitting next to him on the couch— bare feet up on the cushions and your knees against your chest, eyes staring forward and reflecting the blue-ish glow of the erotic scene before you, hand mindlessly moving from the bowl of popcorn to your mouth and back— he wondered if he should just ignore it, or address the tension directly with a woah, this is a little awkward, or act super cool like hey look, they're having sex, I totally do that all the time.

Okay, acting super cool was not an option: if he knew how to do that, he would just do it all the time.

But he figured he was better off saying something, because it seemed like it was getting more awkward the longer the silence went on— at least, it was for him, as he wrung his clammy hands together and bounced his leg and nearly winced as the couple on screen grinded and writhed together on top of silk sheets. His mind couldn't help but supply images of how it might look if the two of you did that... and his dick couldn't help but react. He internally scolded it to mind its own goddamn business just as he turned to you to blurt out something casual to say about all this.

"I didn't know this movie had a—" he began sheepishly.

"Oh, that's hot," you commented, at the same time.

"What?" you both said to each other, then laughing at the way you'd spoken over each other twice in a row.

"Sorry," you said, "what'd you say?"

"I— I was just saying that I didn't know this movie had a sex scene," he replied, swallowing with a dry throat as he awkwardly pressed, "what, uh... what did you say?"

"Oh, I just said it was hot," you smirked, looking a bit embarrassed to have to repeat it. "I mean when he, you know, sucked on her nipple— that was hot."

Alex felt his face heat up and hoped the dark room meant that you couldn't see him turning beet red. "Uh... yeah, I guess it is..."

"Sorry if that's weird to say," you dismissed, "but I mean, that's why they put it in the movie, right? 'Cause it's hot."

"I... guess so." You mean they didn't put it in the movie specifically to torture me, right now?

"Now I feel dumb," you winced, "like, kinda outed myself for being into that— I mean, you're looking at me like I'm crazy..."

"S-sorry," he choked, "you're not crazy, I, uh— I guess I just never thought about that."

"You never thought about putting your mouth on a tit?" you chuckled. "Alex, it's all you knew how to do for the first, like, year of your life."

"I don't mean— I've thought about that! I've, you know, I've done that with girls before," he defended. "Although I'm usually trying not to think about breastfeeding when I do, so thanks for that."

You snorted, "welcome."

"I meant that I hadn't thought about, you know, like... what you're into," he said. "We don't really talk about it."

"Yeah we do!" you frowned.

"No, we talk about who you're into," Alex corrected, "but it doesn't go much further than 'he came over last night' or whatever."

"Yeah, sorry if that put, like, some awful image in your mind," you shook your head as if to shake off the thought. "Didn't mean to be weird."

"It's fine, it's not an awful image," he said— but he wished he could've said it differently even before you reacted with a mischievous grin.

"Oh, so you like thinking about it!" you accused, suddenly setting aside the popcorn and sitting up to lean closer to him and poke him in the side as he nervously defended himself.

"Wait— I didn't mean like— stop!"

"You're into it now, huh! Thinking about somebody sucking my tits? Perv," you teased.

"Shut up, I didn't mean that— I was just saying—" he stumbled nervously; his cock was just happy you were touching him at all, and he awkwardly flailed around as he tried to fight off your teasing touches and hide the tent in his jeans.

"Imagining other guys licking my perky, hard, sensitive nipples," you continued anyways, doing your best mockingly-sensual voice, like some kind of parody porno.

"Not— not other guys," he blurted out his correction.

He was kind of hoping you wouldn't hear it, but you stopped your teasing dead in your tracks. Everything stopped— except the movie, of course, which had since moved on to a normal scene but was going totally ignored. "What?" you asked softly.

Alex choked on his own throat. "I— that's— um—"

"Were you thinking about... doing it to me?" you continued.

"No," he lied.

"Is that why you're hard?"

He covered his groin with his hands, but it was a bit late for that; and it wasn't just the reflection of the TV that made that sparkle shine in your eye....

"Oh, Alex," you purred, "I thought you knew you could've just asked, I don't mind..."

"Yeah, but," he sighed shakily, "that's not what I wanted from you, okay? I know you let guys... I mean, I know you sometimes— uh—"

You raised your eyebrows expectantly, waiting for him to finish the thought.

"I mean, you hook up with guys. And it doesn't mean anything— and some of them are your friends, some of them are my friends, actually..."

You bit your lip, and his cock jumped in his jeans.

"And I figured if I told you that I wanted to, um, try something, with you, you'd probably let me. But that's not what I want."

"So you... don't want to put your mouth on my tits?"

"I— I just don't want it to not mean anything," he finally admitted. "If we did, I mean. If you wanted to. Hypothetically."

You scooted closer, making him feel cornered on his own couch. "What would you want it to mean?"

"I would... I mean, I guess I'd, uh," he stalled, scratching the back of his neck. "I'd want it to mean you're my girlfriend?"

The longest second in the world passed, before you smiled, and he hoped that was a good sign. "You're so traditional," you said, sort of mocking but sort of sweet, too. "Don't wanna fool around with just any old girl, huh?"

"Well, you're not—" he began having to catch his breath and start over when you suddenly began to straddle his lap, looking down at him with that up to no good look in your eyes. "You're not any old girl."

"Definitely not," you smirked. "I haven't been somebody's girlfriend in a long time— and I've never been your girlfriend. What can I expect? Aside from getting my tits sucked on."

"Uh— well, I'd kiss you," he decided, gingerly resting his hands on your back and hearing his voice get quieter like he was sharing a secret. "And... take you on dates."

"Mm," you hummed approvingly, beginning to toy with his hair a bit; his cock throbbed at the affection, and he wondered if you could feel it sitting in his lap like this.

"I'd... I'd do whatever you wanted, really," he laughed thinly, rapid heartbeats rattling in his chest. "I'd do anything for you. I think I've already told you that."

"Yeah," you breathed, "you did. Nobody's ever been as nice to me as you are, Alex."

"I figure that's why you don't want to be my girlfriend," he offered with a sigh, but you lifted his chin to make him look at you— and he figured he looked just as pathetically desperate as he felt.

Thankfully, you didn't seem to mind; you gave him a kiss, gentle and sweet, and he felt his shoulders sink in relief as he kissed you back. He held you tighter, pulling you in for more, but you broke away and he chased after you for just a second before he caught himself. "Sounds nice, actually," you decided. "When can we start?"

"Um... right now, I think," he replied, and you smiled wider.

"Where's our first date gonna be?" you wondered.

"At this rate, I think it's gonna be the right across the hall in my bedroom."

#30k sleepover #request #alex kerner x reader #alex kerner smut

[bruhlrunning]

psst, i rediscovered my love for daniel bruhl, is this fandom still alive?

Guess I should add: does anyone know where to watch Ich und Kaminski (Me and Kaminski)? I’m going crazy trying to find it 😅

#daniel bruhl x reader #daniel brühl #laszlo kreizler x reader #niki lauda x reader #andrea marowski x reader #alex kerner x reader #helmut zemo x reader #helmut zemo #requests open

[orions-quiver]

Dating Headcanons for the Danny Bunch

Here I present some general headcanons for what dating some of our favorite boys would include. Our boys up for bat are Alex, Fredrick, Zemo, and Paul. Headcanons start under the cut! Want to see specific headcanons? Send an ask!

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Alexander Kerner

• Alex is definitely a soft boy through and through

• He's a very affectionate partner. He loves to cuddle and shower you in affection. Alex seems absolutely touch starved at times.

• Anything can rile him up. Alex is definitely always up for sex, he's kind of insatiable in that regard.

• He also cannot for the life of him keep his hands off of you. If you are in touching distance he will not hesitate to hold your hand or wrap an arm around your shoulder.

• Alex is very much a clingy bf but he's absolutely precious.

• "How was your day?"

• "Why don't you sit down, I'll get us something to drink."

• He fawns over you to the highest degree. This boy cannot shut up about you.

• This one has wife energy, y'all.

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Fredrick Zoller

• Fredrick is extremely possessive. When out in public he makes it very obvious that you're with him and he avoids advances others make towards you at all costs like the plague.

• One of his favorite things to do is take you to the cinema to watch all of the latest films that catches your interest.

• At high profile events he keeps you within arm's length. He doesn't want to lose you in the sea of people.

• He's fairly reserved in his affection all things considered when in the public view, but when that door closes he's all over you.

• He's very sweet but has a definite and defined edge. As someone who needs to maintain control in the public eye he will notice immediately when you step out of line in your role. Behind closed doors can be a much different story depending on the dynamic of your relationship.

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Helmut Zemo

• Now this one...this one is literal royalty and he treats you as such.

• Zemo will shower you in gifts. He loves to spoil you and make sure you neither want nor need because you have it all.

• Everytime he hears you refer to him by his first name he melts.

• "Helmut? Can you get this blanket in the linen closet for me?"

• Cue his low-key but well hidden scrambling to do what you asked because how could a man say no when an angel like you says his name in a voice like that?

• Zemo has a laundry list of pet names in both his native Sokovian and in German. He loves to fluster you by speaking in Sokovian when you're in public with him.

• Expect a lot of teasing from him. An ungodly amount of it that leaves you annoyed, frustrated, or flustered while this rat bastard just smirks with that satisfied little head tilt of his.

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Paul Krantz

• Paul (being the nervous and bright blushing virgin he is) tends to be timid at times when wanting to be affectionate. It's truly endearing how he will brush his pinkie against yours when you're sitting together with a blush as you let him take your hand.

• Ultimately you initiate a lot of the affection that happens. It's not that he's opposed to it, this baby just doesn't really know what to do with himself.

• Paul being the epitome of a soft, shy poet he is will fill up papers with poems about you and for you. Expect finding scraps of paper or envelopes around your shared space filled with his writing.

• His kisses are always gentle and he tends to shake. It makes you smile when he initiates the kiss even if it's a bit clumsy from his anxious nature.

• Paul is very much still a protective bf when it comes down to it. He can and will throw hands if he needs to.

• "Would you like me to read to you?"

• "Who would you like me to read from my love?"

• Like Alex, Paul is grade A+ wife material. Wife this one up and never let him go.

#paul krantz #alex kerner #helmut zemo #baron zemo #daniel bruhl #fredrick zoller #the danny bunch #paul krantz x reader #alex kerner x reader #baron zemo x reader #helmut zemo x reader #fredrick zoller x reader #love in thoughts #good bye lenin #the falcon and the winter soldier #tfatws #inglorious basterds #captain america: civil war #ca:cw

[lifeontoast]

HEY, YOU! Yes, you!

Do you like Paul Dano?

Do you like Daniel Brühl?

Then please, come over to my blog and request away! I’m always looking for requests for these two so don’t be shy!

Check out what I will and won’t write here!

Check out the characters I write for here!

My requests are OPEN!

(PS if a character you want isn’t on my list of characters, feel free to make a request anyway and I will watch the TV show/movie they are in if I can!)

#lifeontoast #danonation #danocel #paul dano x reader #dano!riddler #paul dano #daniel bruhl x reader #daniel bruehl #Danny bunch #andrea marowski #niki lauda #alex kerner #dwayne hoover #reqs open #requests open #daniel bruhl #danonator

[faerieroyal]

✩⡱ who i write for !

✭ ◦ ˚ favorites/inspired for, platonic/familial requests only, requests currently closed

✭ ◦ ˚ links on character names lead to fancasts

✭ ◦ ˚ any ships listed are meant for poly x reader requests, i do not write for the ships by themselves

the batman: bruce wayne, selina kyle, edward nashton.

dc: bruce wayne, clark kent, diana prince, harley quinn, selina kyle, pamela isley, dick grayson, jason todd, roy harper, tim drake, stephanie brown, barbara gordon, cassandra cain, damian wayne, superbat, jayroy.

golden trio era: harry potter, ron weasley, hermione granger, draco malfoy, ginny weasley, luna lovegood, neville longbottom, fred weasley, george weasley, cedric diggory, oliver wood, theodore nott, pansy parkinson, cho chang.

marauders era: james potter, sirius black, remus lupin, lily evans, marlene mckinnon, dorcas meadowes, mary macdonald, barty crouch jr., evan rosier, regulus black, narcissa black, jily, dorlene, marylily, wolfstar, rosekiller, poly marauders.

fantastic beasts: newt scamander, theseus scamander, leta lestrange, tina goldstein, queenie goldstein.

chronicles of narnia: peter pevensie, susan pevensie, edmund pevensie, lucy pevensie, caspian the tenth.

baldur’s gate 3: wyll ravengard, astarion ancunin, gale dekarios, karlach cliffgate, halsin silverbough, shadowheart, lae’zel, shadowzel, bloodpact, bloodweave, wyllach, hellspawn, bloodbear, wyllsin.

dead poets society: neil perry, todd anderson, charlie dalton, steven meeks, gerard pitts, richard cameron, knox overstreet, ginny danbury, chris noel, anderperry.

the outsiders: darrel "darry" curtis, sodapop curtis, ponyboy curtis, johnny cade, steve randle, dallas "dally" winston, keith "two-bit" mathews, cheryl "cherry" valance.

ted lasso: ted lasso, jamie tartt, roy kent, keeley jones, sam obisanya, jamieroy, tedroy, roykeeley.

one piece (live action): monkey d. luffy, roanoa zoro, vinsmoke sanji, nami, usopp, dracule mihawk, red-haired shanks, zosan.

hazbin hotel: charlie morningstar, vaggie, lucifer morningstar, angel dust, husk, alastor the radio demon, rosie the cannibal, sir pentious, cherri bomb, emily seraphim, chaggie, royalhalo, two and a half halos, huskerdust, cherrisnake.

triple frontier: santiago garcia, frankie morales, benny miller, will miller.

formula one: daniel ricciardo, carlos sainz, charles leclerc, lando norris, max verstappen, lance stroll, alex albon, george russell, pierre gasly, oscar piastri, logan sargeant, mick schumacher, esteban ocon, maxiel, charlos, carlando, loscar, lestappen, charlandos.

nhl: mitch marner, jamie drysdale, william nylander, quinn hughes, jack hughes, luke hughes, adam larrson, matthew knies, nico hischier, juraj slafkovsky.

stranger things: steve harrington, eddie munson, robin buckley, nancy wheeler, jonathan byers, chrissy cunningham, steddie, hellcheer, ronance.

good omens: aziraphale, crowley, muriel, anathema device, ineffable husbands, ineffable bureaucracy.

marvel: bucky barnes, eddie brock, kate bishop, yelena belova, natasha romanoff, sam wilson, carol danvers, wanda maximoff, pietro maximoff, loki laufeyson, thor odinson, darcy lewis, jane foster, druig, makkari, kingo, bruce banner, peter parker (tom holland), ned leeds, michelle jones, marc spector/steven grant/jake lockley, layla el-faouly, peter quill, scott lang, xu shang-chi, xu xialing, helmut zemo, peter parker (andrew garfield), sambucky, spideychelle, interwebs, drukkari.

top gun: pete "maverick" mitchell, tom "iceman" kazansky, nick "goose" bradshaw, ron "slider" kerner, bradley "rooster" bradshaw, jake "hangman" seresin, natasha "phoenix" trace, bob floyd, javy "coyote" machado, mickey "fanboy" garcia, callie "halo" shen, icemav, hangster, floydsin, halonix.

star wars: luke skywalker, anakin skywalker, padmé amidala, obi-wan kenobi, din djarin, ahsoka tano, rex, cody, wrecker, crosshair, wolffe, hunter, echo, fives, tech, omega.

slashers: michael myers, jason vorhees, daniel "candyman" robitaille, jason dean, billy loomis, stu macher, hannibal lecter, carrie white, thomas hewitt, bo sinclair, vincent sinclair, norman bates, hannigram, poly ghostface.

twilight: charlie swan, alice cullen, emmett cullen, carlisle cullen, seth clearwater, paul lahote, jasper hale, rosalie hale, poly charlie & carlisle.

x-men: charles xavier, erik lensherr, kurt wagner, raven darkhölme, peter maximoff, logan howlett, jean grey, scott summers, alex summers, sean cassidy.

the magnificent seven (2016): goodnight robicheaux, billy rocks, joshua faraday, vasquez, sam chisholm, red harvest, jack horne, the magnificent seven (unit).

little women (2019): jo march, meg march, amy march, beth march, theodore "laurie" laurence.

newsies (broadway version): jack kelly, david jacobs, katherine pulitzer, crutchie morris, spot conlon, racetrack higgins, albert dasilva, finch.

miscellaneous: tangerine, evan "buck" buckley, eddie diaz, buddie, ferris bueller, cameron frye, daniel larusso, johnny lawrence, marty mcfly, phil wenneck, joel miller, spencer reid, aaron hotchner, penelope garcia, jess mariano, rory gilmore, eggsy unwin, agent whiskey, barbie (margot robbie), ken (ryan gosling).

✩⡱ request rules !

types of content i will write: headcanons, drabbles, blurbs based on concepts and thoughts.

what i will write: fluff, angst, hurt/comfort, readers of any gender (male, female, gender-neutral), readers of color and various religions, poly reader inserts with ships, suggestive content (no actual smut, but suggestive and fade-to-black is fine), various types of aus (if you're not sure, feel free to ask).

what i will not write: anything fully nsfw (suggestive content is fine), full-length one-shots (at least not by request), non-canon sexualities for characters, age play/regression, rape or sexual assault, eating disorders, self-harm.

✩⡱ other rules !

i will not write one-shots or full-length fics by request. however, i may write one-shots or series based on my own ideas if i am feeling inspired. otherwise, i will only take requests for headcanons, drabbles, and concepts or thoughts from you that i can turn into blurbs.

i will write for readers of any gender, but if you do not specify the reader's gender in your request, i will automatically make them gender-neutral, so as to keep my writing as inclusive as possible.

my inspiration tends to come and go a lot, so if it takes me a while to get your request out, i genuinely apologize in advance, but i do ask you to not be rude and try to pressure me into writing faster.

please be polite when sending in requests - i do not ask for a lot, just a simple "please" and "thank you" so i know you don't think of me as just a writing machine.

on that note, please try to put some kind of general plot into your requests ! not too much, since headcanons and drabbles are meant to be shorter, but i generally need more than just "x character with fluff". also, please put the type of request, or if it's just a thought or concept, in your ask !

you can request for any character in the list above, as long as their name isn't struck through, but if you want to know if i write for another character in any of these fandoms that isn't listed, feel free to ask ! i might still not write them, but i promise i'll try my best !

#— ❥ dolly speaks now !! #— ❥ dolly's navigation things !!

[bruhlsbees]

BRUHLSBEES OLD WORKS MASTERLISTS

a new and improved masterlist for all of my daniel bruhl, owen wilson, luke wilson, and murray bauman work. lately i've been on the cusp of getting back into a writing kick and a lot of my motivation for some of these pieces have gone right out the window (sorry to all my early followers). as much as i'd like to just delete these fics and move on i know some people do enjoy them so you'll find a lot of my early work either in the 'retired' section or in the 'early works' section. some retired pieces may be worked on in the future, but for now they'll remain in the void. thanks for understanding and hopefully i'll get more stuff out soon! :')

S MEANS SMUT

RETIREMENT HOME

garden of eden (alex kerner x reader) - click here

sweet disposition (alex kerner x reader) - click here

paradox burning (ernst schmidt x reader) - click here

to the end (niki lauda x reader) - click here

second chance (writer!daniel x reader) - click here

FINISHED PIECES

bubbles (helmut zemo x reader) - part one & two (s)

five more minutes (helmut zemo x reader) - click here

it was real enough (helmut zemo x heike zemo) - click here

the haunting of heike zemo (helmut zemo x heike zemo) - click here

behind the mask (helmut zemo x reader) - click here (s)

i'm going in tonight (alex kerner x reader) - click here (s)

opposites attract (alex kerner x reader) - click here

baby paula (alex kerner x reader) - click here

at the cabin (alex kerner x reader - click here

dancing in the rain (alex kerner x reader) - click here

sapphire strings (andrea marowski x reader) - click here

modern!flatmate! andrea x reader headcannons - nsfw version & sfw version

broken wing (dr. laszlo kreizler x reader) - click here

bloodlust (vampire! laszlo kreizler x reader) - click here

kachow (niki lauda x reader) - click here (s)

good luck charm (niki lauda x reader) - click here (s)

jackpot (dark!daniel x reader) - click here (s)

tom foolery (clowniel x reader) - part one & two (s)

the first time (ernst schmidt x reader) - click here (s)

welcome home (chris burnett x reader) - click here

better man (ken hutchinson x reader) - click here (s)

the last night (anthony adams x reader) - click here

knock three times (murray bauman x reader) - click here (s)

murray bauman nsfw alphabet - part one & two (s)

#bruhlsbees old works masterlist #daniel brühl #owen wilson #luke wilson #brett gelman

[lost-in-sokovia]

the danny bunch hearing you sing in the shower

this idea popped into my head last night while i was showering and tbh i couldn’t resist so here y’all go

alex kerner: when he’d hear you he’d probably stop for a minute and press his ear against the door and listen, just reveling in how cute it is. if you’re singing a song from the 80’s or 90’s he’d get all hyped up and start bouncing and literally would probably start screaming the song alone with you, to which you’d probably screech and freeze up for a minute at how surprised you are. once you get out and you open the door he’s standing there with this stupid grin across his face. “how long were you out there before you started singing along?” “that’s unimportant”

jan weingartner: it would turn him on?? like first he’d probably just stand there for a minute and just be in awe of how you’re like putting your heart out there and literally just singing your heart out. next thing you know he’s in the bathroom and pulls the curtains away and just climbs in with you and holds you and he’s like “i love listening to you sing” and you’re embarrassed but also loving the attention as he literally just kisses your neck as warm water cascades down your bodies

andrea marowski: baby is so entirely and overwhelmingly in love with you and would just sit outside the door and listen. he’d probably grin the entire time and just kinda pull his legs up to his chest and just do little happy movements because he thinks you’re like the most ethereal creature to ever live. then once you’re out he’s like “you have such a pretty voice” and you’re internally like “oof uh thanks no” but you could never say that to this angel’s face so you just place your palm against his cheek and thank him and kiss his nose

niki lauda: probably doesn’t think much of it most of the time and just zones out when he wants to. occasionally if he’s trying to sleep and you’re in the shower super late, he’ll active rat mode and bang on the door and be like “shut up” and you’re like “come in and make me” (which he’s taken you up on that offer a few times). one specific time (this is very cheesy) you were singing “edelweiss” from “the sound of music” and he heard you and just stopped dead in his tracks. and afterwards when you’re all cleaned up he just mutters a “your voice is pretty” which is surprising because mans is not one to just spew out compliments. you just blink because woah wtf where’s that niki been?

zemo: this man is so sly but also a teasing mofo. he’ll hear you and stop for a moment to listen, he’ll smile and just think about how cute you are and how lucky he is to have you before moving on. however, once you’re out and you’re both in the kitchen he’s nonchalantly singing the song you were singing in the shower, to which you slug his shoulder for and blush as he aww’s and pulls you into a hug. “you have the voice of an angel, schatz” “don’t lie to me helmut you bitch” he’ll kiss your head and chuckle, because even if you don’t believe it he does

hehe i had so much fun writing this i hope you enjoyed :))

#daniel bruhl #the danny bunch #alex kerner #alex kerner x reader #andrea marowski #andrea marowski x reader #jan weingartner #jan weingartner x reader #daniel bruhl headcanons #niki lauda #niki lauda x reader #zemo #helmut zemo x reader #zemo x reader #headcanon

[hardlyinteresting]

Daniel Brühl Characters as starbucks drinks

these are just my opinions, don't hate me. LET ME KNOW IF YOU WANT A PART TWO!!!!

Laszlo

3 shots espresso, steamed oat milk, 4 pumps brown sugar syrup, and cinnamon powder.

Equal parts bitter coffee, and sweet finish. A dash of spice. Warm and cozy.

Zemo

2 Earl grey tea bags, 4 pumps of vanilla syrup, and steamed milk.

Regal. Hints of citrus, Italian bergamot, lavender, and vanilla. Sweet and warm. We know he has a sweet tooth.

Tony Balerdi

2 shots espresso with steamed milk.

European style. Simple. Sophisticated. Quick.

Alex Kerner

2 shots of espresso, 3 pumps of apple brown sugar syrup, steamed milk, spiced apple drizzle.

Warm, sweet, fall vibes. (I think it's all the flannel shirts, but I just think fall when I see him). Cozy.

#laszlo kriezler x reader #zemo x reader #daniel bruhl x reader #alex kerner x reader #daniel brühl #tony balerdi #alex kerner

[babybluebex]

alex kerner nsfw alphabet

so maybe i just haven't done my research but i?? cannot find an alex alphabet?? whatever anywhere here's one bc i love my little man

A = Aftercare

Most of the time, it’s you that has to deliver the aftercare. Alex is a subby little baby and, even though he’s a brat 99% of the time, after he’s cum, he just wants cuddles. You have to pry him off of you and have him take a shower, and you’ll hop in with him and wash his hair and listen to his little purrs, then you’ll make him a little snack (he likes to munch on buttered toast).

B = Body Part

Alex loves your tits. He likes grabbing them and kissing them, burying his face in them, sucking on them. That’s how you know he’s getting a little frisky, because he starts to go for your tits.

C = Cum

Alex strikes me as the type to not use condoms, so he’ll pull out of you and cum on your stomach. Sometimes, if he can manage it, he’ll cum on your tits; it gives him an excuse to nuzzle up to your tits and kiss them, to clean you off.

D = Dirty Secret

We know Alex is a bratty sub, but he’ll never admit to anybody that he calls you Mommy, and he’ll also never admit how much he likes it when you call him little. Like, if the apartment is empty and it’s just you and him, he’ll go for your tits and mumble “Mommy… I’ve been good all day, haven’t been a brat…” and his face goes all red when you respond “Have you, little boy? You think you deserve a reward?” (He always does think that he deserves a reward, even if he Knows he doesn’t.)

E = Experience

I think that Alex is one of those that slept around in his late teens, so you’re by no means his first partner. You probably are, though, the first person he’s ever subbed for before, and he just likes being told what to do.

F = Favorite Positions

Alex likes to lay on his back and watch you ride him; he is hypnotized by your tits bouncing. Although, he does also like to have you ride his face too; it’s whatever he’s feeling in the moment— pussy or tits, you have to pick one to look at, my guy.

G = Goofy

Sometimes?? Like, if you’re both fumbling a bit drunkenly and he bats you on the head, he’ll laugh and snort and make sure you’re okay before continuing. But, like everyone else, he doesn’t really seek out goofy moments.

H = Hair

Alex just sorta lets his shit do what it wants, and only really does anything to it when it gets to be a lot. Like, he doesn’t shave his pubes or anything, but he’ll trim it up if it’s been a while and he knows he’s gonna get some action.

I = Intimacy

Sadly, I think Alex is too young and too… Immature isn’t the right word, but he doesn’t really know enough about healthy relationships to know the importance of intimacy. Alex’s definition of intimacy is when you’re cuddling after sex and he hears your gentle breathing in his ear, and his heart is all warm because of how much he adores you.

J = Jack-Off

He doesn’t want to do it ever. He needs to be inside you, and his hand is never a good substitute for your pussy, no matter how much lotion or lube he uses. Sometimes, he’ll go for a week or two without getting off, just so he can encounter you once the mad rush of work/school is over and he can finally get off with you.

K = Kink

Yeah, yeah, Alex likes to sub, but he adores being a brat too. If you try to tell him to do something (“Lay down your tummy, baby boy, let Mommy get a good look at you”) he’ll take his time and wiggle his ass a little, and he’ll squeak and go red when you spank him and threaten him with more. He likes to be spanked and will be bratty to you just to get spanked but, once you’ve figured this out, it’s too late and he’s spoiled rotten with spankings.

L = Location

Considering he lives with his mother, older sister, and infant niece, the only good place to fuck is in his room, and, in there, there isn’t too much open space. The bed is usually the only place to be, unless he can manage to clean off the windowsill, and he’ll fuck you there, your back pressed against the cold glass as he rails you.

M = Motivation

He’s 21 and, as someone that age, let me tell you: it doesn’t take a lot. He’ll want to fuck you for any reason he can muster up, and usually it’s something like “Oops, I’m hormonal and hard, would be a waste not to use it ;)”.

N = No

Alex doesn’t like any sort of roleplay. He likes to be very grounded and in the moment, and a lot of times, sex is a catharsis for him. It’s his time to be alone with you and experience your body and soul, and he doesn’t ever want to pretend to be anybody but you and him.

O = Oral

Alex likes eating you out perhaps more than anything. He just likes being between your legs and pleasing you, and he thrives off of the way you grab his long hair and warn him that you’re about to cum. According to him, your face screws up and you do a little gasp, and he could eat off of those memories forever. It does take him a while to find the clit, but once he’s found it, you’re gonna cum pretty quick.

P = Pace

Mmm, again, he’s 21, so he can move with a quickness that not a lot of other Dani characters can. He doesn’t usually control the pace unless it’s in that 1% moment where he enjoys being dom, and, when he does, he’s going hard and fast. It’s not exactly jackhammer, but he’s definitely got you grabbing at the bedpost and struggling not to yelp and cry with pleasure. There’s been a few times where he’s had to cover your mouth with his hand to keep Ariane from hearing you.

Q = Quickie

Alex likes them. In the morning, before he has to go to work, he’ll fuck you really quickly, and he might try again when he gets home. Any time he gets alone with you, he’s using it to his advantage.

R = Risk

In Alex’s case, the risk that’s run is his family hearing him, and he’d rather die than let his mother hear him having sex. He tries to wait until the apartment is empty, but sometimes he can’t, and then you’re both struggling to keep quiet and move gently so that the old mattress doesn’t squeak too obscenely.

S = Stamina

See above: 21. Boy has stamina. He’s gonna go twice usually, sometimes 3 times, and he’ll keep up the energy until he’s cumming on your stomach and mumbling “M’tired, I can’t…” and then you baby him and praise him for doing so well.

T = Toy

The toy in this situation is not for you. One of Alex’s good-behavior rewards is a small vibrator that gets pushed up his ass, and you like having him fuck you then, because sometimes he has to pause and let the vibrator hit his prostate just right for a few seconds before he starts to fuck you again on shaky thighs. Those nights, he’s only cumming once, because he cums so quickly from the toy up his ass and your warm cunt around his cock that it makes his head spin and he needs to lay down.

U = Unfair

One of Alex’s punishments, once you learn how much he likes the spankings, is tying his hands up. He thrives on touching you, and he’s gonna whimper and whine awfully when you tie him up, mewling about how it’s not fair and how he deserves to touch you, even if he really doesn’t deserve that.

V = Volume

Again, he has to watch out for his family hearing, so he’s usually pretty quiet, just biting his lip as you ride him and eeking out the smallest, most inconspicuous noises. But, if the apartment is empty, then he’s moaning and sobbing “Mommy, Mommy! Feels so good…! Let me cum, please, I’m your good boy, I’ll cum for you, Mommy…”

W = Wild Card

Alright, so the wild card is that above-mentioned 1% of instances wherein Alex is dom. When Alex feels like being the dom, he’s going all out. He has you call him Daddy and he’ll tug your hair and bite your neck, and he’ll fuck you hard and fast and make you cum before he even considers cumming himself. When he’s feeling dom, he’ll whisper in your ear and be a mean dom: “Wanna cum for Daddy? God, I know that cunt will throb like crazy and squeeze me so tight, and you’ll milk my cock for every little drop, like the fucking whore you are. Let me hear you say it, tell me you’re Daddy’s dirty little whore.”

X = X-Ray

I can’t help but imagine Alex’s cock being pretty much like Daniel’s (sorry but it’s what I see lmao). Average length, maybe a little thick, but nothing like scary or overly intimidating. It’s a very proportionate dick. But don’t worry; he knows how to use it. ;)

Y = Yearning

Alex yearns for your body every damn day. His mother has chastised him for being overly affectionate in public, because that’s not how you’re supposed to act in the GDR, but Alex can hardly help himself from sticking his hand in your back pocket. If he could, he’d be in your bed every second of every day, but, barring that, he’s always telling you that he loves you and how badly he wishes he could fuck you in that moment.

Z = ZZZ…

Once Alex has been settled with aftercare and is back in bed, he’s out like a light. He’ll sleep on his tummy and grab you and draw you into his body, and he’s got an iron grip that Will Not Let You Go. He falls asleep after nearly every time you have sex, especially if he was domming (it mentally takes a lot out of him). He always makes sure to a.) thank you, and b.) tell you he loves you.

#alex kerner #alex kerner x reader #alex kerner smut #daniel bruhl #daniel bruhl x reader #daniel bruhl smut #daniel brühl #daniel brühl x reader #daniel brühl smut

[mypoisonedvine]

Happy Saturday! Congrats on the new job! For the Saturday night sleepover, what about Alex Kerner with a breeding kink?

um yes please 🥵 clearly I was in a mood for breeding kink tonight and I added some descriptions of lactation kink for good measure... this is just pure smut I don't even have any excuse (but it's also weirdly wholesome???)

"Mein Gott, you're gonna look so pretty with my baby in you," he groaned, gripping your hips a bit tighter to keep himself buried deep inside you. He smiled a bit when you were so obviously affected by his words, moaning louder as your walls tightened around him. "Yeah? You wanna be knocked up?" he cooed.

You just bit your lip and nodded, too far gone for words now, mindlessly bouncing on top of him.

"Your belly's gonna get all big, and your tits too," he warned in a proud hum. "All 'cause of me, 'cause I'm gonna come inside you and make you mine forever-- is that what you want, beautiful?"

You nodded again, but that wasn't enough. "Want your baby, Alex, please..."

"You gotta promise me a few things first," he explained. "You have to promise you'll let me take care of you when you're all hormonal and needy an' stuff, I don't want you touching yourself or having to do any work. Okay? You have to tell me what you need and I'll make it better."

"Yes," you agreed, your hips stuttering from how good it felt to rock them against him like this, "I promise."

"And you have to promise that when your tits get full and sore, you'll let me help you with that, too. Don't get embarrassed about it, okay? I'll just help you get rid of the extra."

Your face was burning so hot at just the mental image of that. For emphasis, apparently, he sat up on his elbows and took your nipples into his mouth, one at a time-- sucking harder than usual, as if to give you an idea of what it would feel like. It would probably be totally different then, but right now it felt so goddamn good that you felt your body clench down tight on him again of its own accord.

"You're so fucking perfect," he whispered against your skin, "I can't wait for you to have my baby, I swear I'm gonna make you so happy. You're gonna be the most spoiled girl anyone ever saw."

"Until the baby comes," you smiled. "Then you're gonna spoil her even more."

He beamed up at you, one hand guiding your hips to move exactly how he wanted you to. "You think it's gonna be a girl, too?" he realised.

"I hope so," you mumbled, a little shy about it suddenly.

"Yeah, me too," he grinned, "and I hope she's as pretty as her mama."

Before you could be embarrassed by the compliment, he reached up to pull you down closer to him, pressing your body against his.

"I'm close, you are too, right?" he whispered. "I want us to come together, they say you can tell sometimes when it takes... you just know that you've done it. Are you gonna come with me?"

You nodded and gasped as he kissed you, holding onto his shoulders as he wrapped his arms around you. Holding your waist, he started to thrust up to meet where you brought your hips down, and it was a little too dirty to call it lovemaking but a little too sensual to call it fucking.

"I love you," he whispered, still kissing you gently somehow as he spoke.

"I love you too," you breathed in return, and just as you stammered out his name while you hit your peak, you felt him dig his fingertips into your skin and begin to fill you.

You understood now what he meant before, about being able to tell the moment that it happens. If this wasn't what it felt like to create life, you didn't know what could be.

As you already started to fall asleep in his arms, he stayed inside you and kissed your forehead, drawing shapes with his fingertips over your back. "Sweet dreams, beautiful, sleep well," he whispered his instruction, "we'll try again in the morning, just to be sure."

#saturday night sleepover #what even is this skjgsgh #alex kerner x reader #alex kerner smut

[sub-danny]

Kinkmas #7 - Marking - Alex Kerner

You held Alex’s hand tightly within yours as the two of you walked into the nightclub. As soon as you two walked in, you could feel the base of the music vibrating through your bodies. Alex’s hand clenched yours harder.

You lead him down the corridor and to the bar section, trying to get a drink before it got too crowded. You ordered you and Alex a simple cola and vodka, and while you waited for the person to make it, you watched how Alex looked around the place, curiosity spiking within him. Alex had never been to a place like this before, not until the wall had come down. When you had told him about nightclubs, he was so excited and begged you to take him to one every night. Now that he was here, though, he seemed pretty shy and trying to stick to the background beside you as you two were handed your drinks.

You lead Alex to the sitting area for a few minutes to finish your drinks before heading off into the dance floor.

“What do you think?” you call out to Alex.

“What?” he calls back, unable to hear you over the music.

“What do you think!” you try shouted louder.

“Yes!” he finally replies, obviously still unable to hear what you are saying.

Finally, when the two of you finished your drinks, you lead Alex out onto the dance floor, which was quite full now with people dancing to the music. Alex felt quite awkward at first, just moving his body to the music. His eyes trailed on yours for reassurance. You grasped his hands, though, and made him dance more with you. You made him twist you around. You rubbed yourself up on Alex, knowing it would get him excited.

Somehow, you two found yourself near the back, beside the nightclub wall. Alex took a few steps back for space and found himself pressed up against the wall. With the alcohol now fuelling in your system, your sense of dignity was slowly fading and seeing Alex pressed up against the wall just did it for you. Before Alex got to react, you pressed your body onto him, caging him against the wall.

“Y/n?” he asks, looking around at everyone surrounding the two of you.

“You are such a pretty boy,” you tell him, pressing your lips to the skin of his neck and starting to suck.

“Y/n!” he gasps, blushing deep red as he felt your lips on him.

“So pretty…” you murmur, pulling back from him to admire the hickie you placed on him. You then moved further down, determined to filler his neck full of marks to show everyone he was yours. You let your fingers dig into his skin, scratching him slightly on the side of his hips. Alex was desperately trying to keep any noises from escaping him, so no one else noticed, but the nightclub was very dark, and everyone else was too focused on dancing. No one would see you on him. You moved from one side of the neck to the other, creating a pretty necklace of kisses on him.

It was only ten minutes after you finally pulled back from Alex, delighting on all the marks appearing on his skin.

“Do you want to go somewhere else?” you purr, looking up at Alex’s desperate face.

“Yes, please!”

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[orions-quiver]

Wearing Something of the Danny Boy's (Part 1)

More headcanons with our darling boys. I'm watching Rush finally so I can get Niki added to the roster but I must say I did not expect Daniel to sound like he does in it. Anyways, the boys covered here are Alex, Erik, Zemo, and István. I am working on a second enstallment of the dating headcanons so look out for that as well as a second enstallment of this one!

─── ･ ｡ﾟ☆: *.☽ .* :☆ﾟ. ───

Alex Kerner

• You're hanging out in Alex's apartment when you spot it hanging from the back of his desk chair.

• Alex's blue denim jacket.

• You don't hesitate to grab it and immediately wrap yourself up in it. It's big and warm, but most importantly it smells like the cheap cologne Alex wears that you can't seem to get enough of.

• When Alex gets back from doing some shopping he wasn't quite expecting his partner to be looking absolutely adorable while watching some random Football game on the television.

• His jacket is huge. He likes having something that can feel more cozy in and so you seem to swim in the fabric. The sleeves covers most of your hands as you're curled up into a ball so it can surround you while wearing it.

• Alex sets the groceries down and watches you for a little longer before he joins you and the two of you end up snuggled together.

• "That jacket looks better on you than it ever has on me."

─── ･ ｡ﾟ☆: *.☽ .* :☆ﾟ. ───

Erik Jan Hanussen

• Now it wasn't his signature fur coat you went for, but the monocle.

• The monocle Erik seemed to keep in the most pristine condition just like everything else around him. It fascinated you and brought plenty of amusement watching him fiddle with it throughout the day.

• And here you were now looking at the monocle resting on his desk while Erik had left the study to retrieve a book.

• When he returned he found you looking into a handheld mirror while holding the monocle carefully to one of your eyes.

• Erik wasn't upset by it. He was actually more amused than anything.

• All he could do was chuckle as he crossed the threshold back into the room and say with a voice light and warm, "Meine Maus (My Mouse), what have you found?"

─── ･ ｡ﾟ☆: *.☽ .* :☆ﾟ. ───

Helmut Zemo

• It was always the coat that caught your attention when it came to his fashion choices.

• When Zemo had went to his study to take a call and left the coat behind you jumped at it.

• You had felt the coat before while cuddling with him but you hadn't had a chance to actually wear it so far.

• The collar is soft and the coat smells just like him. The warm hint of spice and tobacco smoke with something that's unmistakably Helmut about it. It's warm and you can use it as a blanket if you really wanted.

• So that's the option you went with.

• Zemo came back down with an apology already on the tip of his tongue but it seemed to die off back into his throat when he spotted you.

• He watched as you laid on your side flipping through a magazine on the spacious sofa. You nuzzled into the fur and happily sighed as you adjusted it to try and completely disappear under it.

• Zemo came to sit with you. "Would you like to lay on my lap draga?" You ended up with the coat still around you as you rested your head in his lap while he played with your hair.

─── ･ ｡ﾟ☆: *.☽ .* :☆ﾟ. ───

István Thurzó

• Like with Erik your interest laid with an accessory rather than just a piece of clothing.

• Seeing his golden necklace on him at all times made you in turn want to wear it.

• While István was bathing you were able to fully and finally hold that necklace. You had held onto it while you two cuddled but having it not attached to István was a new sight.

• It didn't take long for you to decide to clasp it around your neck and look in the mirror of the bedroom.

• "I see you have found my necklace."

• István looked in the mirror from behind you while he wrapped his arms around your waist.

• He thought it looked wonderful on you and expressed such with a bombardment of kisses to your neck, including kissing where the necklace met your skin with worshipful admiration.

#falcon and the winter soldier #alex kerner x reader #alex kerner #baron zemo x reader #helmut zemo x reader #baron zemo #istvan thurzo #istvan thurzo x reader #erik jan hanussen x reader #erik jan hanussen #daniel brühl #daniel bruhl #the danny bunch #good bye lenin #the countess #the kings man #daniel bruhl x reader #daniel brühl x reader #tfatws #ca:cw #captain america: civil war

[dreamelies]

Daniel Brühl characters as red flags

Note: I love these characters and this is all in good fun, as I am a cynical little goblin rat. Mostly based on my own dating and flirting experiences irl. mention of nsfw at the niki lauda part.

alex

-the communist flag

-”i like this really obscure band but you’ve probably never heard of it... they’re called the smiths”

-says ‘i love you’ on the first date

-prob cancer zodiac sign

-a lil too used to gaslighting, it might slip with a partner

zemo

-complains about supremacy but is a white wealthy man benefitting from a system based on it (that is, royalty)

-scorpio

-literally reads machiavelli who’s the joker for boomers

-he relates to some of those instagram joker quotes

-kins light yagami or something

niki lauda

-”why do we need a label?”

-if he doesn’t have feelings for you, he’ll use you for sex and discard you; especially if he knows it’ll piss off Hunt

-he’ll always love his job more than you

-drives fast to taunt you

-this is a given but yknow sexist

-prob kicks trash cans

-great ass but wont let you peg /j

#daniel bruhl #rush 2013 #alex kerner #niki lauda #zemo #zemo headcanons #alex kerner x reader #niki lauda x reader #helmut zemo x reader

[therenlover]

The Sour Collection **Masterpost**

((Ooooh look Jac is putting effort into things again!!! Wow! I’ll link the ficlets here when I post them, but for now, enjoy this sneak peek I guess! Beside this is gonna help me get back into the swing of writing))

The Sour Collection

11 ficlets based on the album “Sour” by Olivia Rodrigo. Each ficlet will be inspired by one of the songs on the album and will feature a different Daniel Bruhl character + a couple of fun little AU Daniels. Enjoy!

Track One: Brutal - Demon!Daniel x Starlet!Reader 

“And I'm so tired that I might / Quit my job, start a new life / And they'd all be so disappointed / 'Cause who am I if not exploited?”

Track Two: Traitor - Daniel (Nichts Bereuen) x Reader *COMING SOON*

“Guess you didn’t cheat, but you’re still a traitor”

Track Three: Drivers License - Alex Kerner x Childhood Friend!Reader *COMING SOON*

“Sidewalks we crossed / I still hear your voice in the traffic, we're laughing / Over all the noise”

Track Four: 1 Step Foreward, 3 Steps Back - Pre-Cloverfield Paradox!Ernst Schmidt x Reader *COMING SOON*

“‘Cause it’s always one step forward and three steps back / I’m the love of your life until I make you mad”

Track Five: Deja Vu - Past Pre-Civil War!Helmut Zemo x Reader *COMING SOON*

“Do you get déjà vu when she’s with you?”

Track Six: Good 4 U - Prince!Daniel x Peasant!Reader *COMING SOON*

“Remember when you said that you wanted to give me the world?”

Track Seven: Enough For You - Padre Domingo x Reader *COMING SOON*

“Stupid, emotional, obsessive little me / I knew from the start this is exactly how you'd leave”

Track Eight: Happier - Post-Ladies in Lavender!Andrea Marowski x Reader *COMING SOON*

“And do you tell her she's the most beautiful girl you've ever seen? / An eternal love bullshit you know you'll never mean / Remember when I believed / You meant it when you said it first to me?”

Track Nine: Jealousy, Jealousy - Niki Lauda x Insecure!Reader *COMING SOON*

“I'm so sick of myself / I'd rather be, rather be / Anyone, anyone else / My jealousy, jealousy started followin' me”

Track Ten: Favorite Crime - Post-FATWS!Zemo x Ex-Avenger Super Soldier!Reader *COMING SOON*

“Yeah, everything we broke and all the trouble that we made / But I say that I hate you with a smile on my face”

Track Eleven: Hope Ur Ok - Laszlo Kreizler x Childhood Friend!Reader *COMING SOON*

“And when the clouds won't iron out / And the monsters creep into your house / And every door is hard to close / Well, I hope you know how proud I am you were created”

#jac rambles #masterpost #zemo x reader #baron zemo x reader #helmut zemo x reader #baron helmut zemo x reader #alex kerner x reader #daniel bruhl x reader #ernst schmidt x reader #laszlo kreizler x reader #niki lauda x reader #padre domingo #laszlo kreizler #zemo #alex kerner

[bruhlsbees]

i'm going in tonight || modern!alex kerner x fem!reader

summary: you end up at the club while your friend is on a date and find yourself company with alex - one thing leads to another and the two of you end up in a stall in the bathroom.

pairing: modern!alex kerner x fem!reader

warnings: public sex, club bathroom sex, nsfw, 18+, minors dni

word count: 2787

a/n: based on starboi3 and doja cat's song 'dick' (idk y'all this song got me freaky and thinkin of modern!alex) - probably bad smut writing i'm still new at this shit

The heavy bass of the band playing on stage vibrated the club’s main sitting room - drinks left on the bar spilling as the weak plastic cups bounced and tipped, spilling along the counter and onto laps. Those who lost their poor drinks to the obnoxious bass erupted in yelps that led to laughing, dollars slapping on the counter for refills as the bartender frantically filled cups up.

To say you were bored was an understatement, you were completely displeased with the idea of sitting in the club on a Saturday night with a lame band playing, all because your friend wanted to meet with a guy and didn’t want to go alone. There were promises of a friend being there for you to talk with, but you weren’t thrilled with that. It had been over an hour and there were no signs of this ‘friend’.

Watching your friend from the barstool, laughing and grinding up on the guy she met up with, you could only roll your eyes and toss your head back, downing your drink before swiveling the stool around, holding up a couple bills for your next drink. The one thing you could admit you were enjoying was the discounted drinks - whether they were bad or not.

When the brown drink slid in front of you, you yelled a thanks to the bartender, hoping he would hear you over the music before taking a swig, wincing at the burn before setting the cup back down, leaning over to dig into your back pocket for the carton of cigarettes you brought along with you. Cracking open the carton, you pulled one out and set the carton in front of you before lighting the smoke, taking a long inhale before tilting your head back, exhaling the smoke up above you.

You knew it was going to be a long night, you wouldn’t doubt it if your friend kept you all night with her until the very end when she would tell you at the last minute that she would be going home with him...it wouldn’t have been the first time. Although sometimes you couldn’t blame her, it wasn’t like she was doing this all on purpose - you’d rather be bored and with her in case something happens than at home and the worst unfolds.

Nonetheless, you could only hope that the night would end soon.

While you silently prayed, it seemed like none were answered. One drink became two and soon you found yourself four drinks in, buzzed and groaning over the loud music. You had smoked more cigarettes than you would have liked, but at least you were having a semi-good time.

You were shocked though that no creep had bothered you all night. It wasn’t common to be in the 21st century and not have someone try and hit on you at least once at a club. Perhaps it was your demeanour you could thank for that. Or maybe you were being creeped on, and you just hadn’t noticed because you were too busy in your own thoughts.

The figure at the end of the bar shifted, catching your attention out of the corner of your eye as they made their way closer towards you, sliding onto the stool besides you. Letting out an annoyed sigh, you blew out the last bit of your smoke before crushing it in the ashtray, turning to look at who was attempting to get friendly with you, ready to tell the douche to shove off and go find someone else to bother.

You were pleasantly surprised, however, to see a rather nice looking guy, around your age, now sitting beside you, a crooked smile on his face. He was wearing a striped blue shirt with a jean jacket, you noted how his hair was messy - as if he had been running his hands through his hair. He was cute, that much was obvious.

“Hi!” He yelled over the music, his darker eyes twinkling as they caught the light of the set on stage. “I was wondering if I could bum a smoke off you?” He asked, motioning towards the carton in front of you.

Catching yourself staring too long, you quickly fumbled at the carton in front of you, flipping the lid open before pulling one out and handing it to him, smiling as he yelled out a ‘thank you’.

You watched as he pulled out his own lighter, lighting the smoke before turning his attention to the main floor, shaking his head as a laugh escaped his lips. You felt him lean over closer to you, motioning towards the floor, “You get dragged with your friend too?” He asked in your ear, the scent of tobacco and liquor filling your nose.

Nodding, you laughed and pointed towards your friend who was still dancing with her date, “Yeah! She’s the one in the pink dress dancing with the tall bloke,” You shook your head and leaned back against the counter, picking up your drink and taking a sip, your eyes not leaving your friend. “I was told that he had a friend...although I have yet to meet this said ‘friend’. I’m wondering if he was smart and stayed home!”

At first you didn’t notice the smile that crept on the strange man’s face. You had turned your back to your friend again to pull out your own cigarette, stopping with the unlit smoke between your lips as the man turned towards you.

“Not the smartest. He was told that there would be a ‘friend’ as well, but haven’t got the chance to meet her yet.” While the comment had no other meaning behind it, the tone insinuated that the stranger did in fact know that you were ‘the friend’ and it had taken him almost the entire damn night to realize.

You knew that if he were anyone else you probably would have gotten up and left, been annoyed that your friend’s date’s friend finally made an appearance. But Jesus, the man was wearing an outfit that screamed ‘hi, i’ll have your parents fall in love with me on the first introduction’ and he had the stupidest crooked grin that made you melt in your seat.

So there you were, laughing at the confession as it finally hit you. “You? You’re the friend?” You shook your head as you lightly shoved his arm, grinning as he laughed back, “You’ve been sitting in that corner all night! Why didn’t you come over and say hi?”

He shrugged his shoulders and finished off his smoke, crushing the butt into the ashtray before rubbing his fingers together to get the ash off his skin, “Maybe I got cold feet?”

You couldn’t hold back your eyes from rolling, shaking your head before you looked back at him, “Give me a break. You? Cold feet? I don’t buy that.”

And then he blushed. The man actually blushed. You had to admit, the innocence that washed over him sent butterflies into your stomach, not expecting the mystery man to get all flustered. Maybe it was the liquor, maybe it was the smokes, but either way, something flipped a switch in you.

After a moment of debating, hearing the band end their song and kick in with another, you finally got the guts to ask. Clearing your throat, you motioned towards the exit, heading out of the main room, “You wanna get out of here?”

You wouldn’t of been upset, or surprised, if the stranger turned you down - after all, he was just that, a stranger...but he must have been in the same hazy state of mind as you, because the next thing you remember is leading the way out of the busy room and out into the hall, tugging him by the front of his shirt into the restroom.

It didn’t take long for your lips to be on his, sloppy open-mouthed kisses as you stumbled through the bathroom and into the bigger stall at the end. The stranger frantically tried to lock the door behind the both of you, not wanting to pull away from the kiss, but you could hear the grunts of frustration come from him and took matters into your own hand.

Running your hand down his arm, you felt his hand and the lock, clicking it shut before pulling away for a moment, catching your breath as you stared into his eyes - his pupils equally blown as your own, “Was it that hard?” You teased, lips plumped from the kiss.

You let out a squeak as he suddenly grabbed the back of your thighs and lifted you up, wrapping your legs around his waist to carry you to the opened baby changing station, laying you on the half-sturdy table, pulling back long enough to feel your hands pushing his shirt up enough to find his belt.

“Alex.” He said suddenly, watching as you sat up enough to tug his belt off and unzip his jeans. You looked up and frowned in confusion, “Pardon?”

He could only laugh, feeling his jeans sink down his thighs, groaning at the feel of your hands wrapping around his hardening dick, pulling it out of his boxers. With a shaky breath, his head lulled back for a moment before the sudden tug brought his attention back.

“Alex! My name, my name is Alex.” He stuttered out, his chest heaving as you continued to stroke his cock, a smile on your face.

Repeating his name, your free hand found his cheek, running your fingers along his jaw before along his lips, blushing faintly at the feeling of him kissing your fingers that he could catch between his lips. When you gave him your own name, he repeated it back, much as you did, before moving his hands from your thighs up and under your dress, running his fingers along the bottom of your underwear, moaning at the feeling of the soaked fabric.

Biting down on your lip, you closed your eyes and squeezed his dick when his fingers sank into you, gasping as he curled them deep inside of you before slowly pumping his fingers in and out of you.

“O-Oh! Alex…” You felt your body fall forward against his, your toes curling as your heels sank into his back, pulling him closer to you until he stumbled practically on you, catching himself before his weight brought the entire table you were sitting on down.

You couldn’t help but laugh, watching as he pulled his head up and smiled at you. You smiled back, leaning forward to give him a quick kiss before feeling his fingers slide out of you, gripping the side of the table next to your head while his other hand grabbed his dick, lining himself up at your entrance before pushing himself deeply in, the two of you moaning in unison.

It didn’t take long for the two of you to adjust, because only seconds later he was rocking into you, the table shaking as the bass from the band vibrated against the walls, a humming echo filling the bathroom with your moans and the slapping of skin.

When he was in you, he tugged your underwear to the side to bottom out in you, letting the fabric rest against the side of his dick as he continued to rut inside of you, his movements becoming erratic as he felt himself quickly reach his climax.

You couldn’t blame him for not lasting as long as you would have wished. Given the circumstance the two of you were in, you knew you couldn’t have a passionate night of love making because someone would eventually come in to go to the bathroom. You took what you could get and in that moment, it was a quickie in the handicapped stall of the bathroom.

“I-I don’t know how much longer I can last.” He panted, his lips against your neck, kissing and sucking at the delicate flesh - leaving marks that you knew would be seen the next day.

Shaking your head, you gripped his shoulders, clenching around him to the point he was a moaning mess in the crook of your neck, “It’s fine, Alex! Really!” And you meant it, you weren’t mad at all.

Alex nodded his head, accepting your answer to be truthful before he pulled back, gripping your legs to hike them up higher until he was pounding into you, sweat dripping from his forehead as his clammy hands stuck to your thighs. The temperature from the venue was not in your favor that evening as the two of you practically stuck together from the sweat.

After four more deep pumps into you, Alex grunted hard and let out a long exhale, finishing off in you as his legs shook, leaning against the table to keep him from falling. Surprisingly you weren’t far behind him. You thought that the quickie wouldn’t get you off and you’d have to relieve yourself later that night - but you were wrong. You were seeing stars and laid still once it was all over to catch your breath.

When Alex finally caught his breath, he slowly pulled out of you, groaning softly before tucking himself back into his boxers and pulling his jeans up, doing his zipper and belt and pulling his shirt back down. You, on the other hand, wiped the sweat from your forehead, sitting up and adjusting your soiled underwear, making a mental note that you’d have to take a shower when you go home.

As the two of you finished getting semi-ready again, you noticed Alex smiling at you, causing you to blush and smile back. “I don’t...I’ve never done that before...hookup like this. I promise whatever came over me is not normal.”

Watching you tuck your hair nervously behind your ear, Alex could only smile and shake his head, “No, no don’t worry. I enjoyed it - would have either way.”

He bent down and kissed your cheek, leaning back and pulling his cell phone out of his pocket and motioned to you, “Maybe...maybe I could get your number?”

Looking at his phone, then up at him, you grinned cheekily and nodded, taking his phone from his hand before typing your number in, sending yourself a text before handing his phone back to him. You pulled your phone out from your own pocket and smiled at the text of a simple kissing emoji before adding his number into your phone, sending him the same emoji back.

You adored the sound of his innocent laugh, shaking his head before he stuffed his phone back into his pocket, taking your hands and helping you off the table, adjusting your dress for you and looking at you contently, “I...I enjoyed myself, maybe we could meet again sometime?”

“Yes, yes, I would like that.” You were about to go in for another kiss when you felt your phone buzz, jolting you before you dug into your pocket, pulling out your phone to see that your friend had texted you.

‘Hey! Couldn’t find you - just wanted to let you know I’m going back home with him...don’t wait up! Xoxo’

Shaking your head, you motioned your phone towards Alex as you let out a weak laugh, “She strikes again...going home with the boy.” You explained, keeping your hands rested in the pockets of your dress.

Alex must have gotten the same text, before when he looked at his phone, he rolled his eyes and put his phone away, “And he strikes again...going home with the girl.” He mimicked, leaning against the bathroom wall.

Part of you wanted to be mad, for being dragged out tonight, but you knew that if you hadn’t been, you probably wouldn’t have met Alex - and you wouldn’t have had the infamous bathroom quickie.

You didn’t want the night to end, as you were enjoying Alex’s company. Nudging his arm, you motioned towards the door, “I’m not too far from here. If you want to come over...you can crash at my place. No pressure though.” You assured, waiting for his answer.

His frowned turned up and into the cheeky innocent smile that you had seen all night, the butterflies returning to your stomach. With a nod, he grabbed your hand and led the way out of the bathroom before switching roles and letting you lead them out of the venue and outside, into the night and down the street towards your home.

When you got to your place, the two of you found yourself in a similar position as before, this time in the comfort of your own bed, and went on until the sun came up before falling asleep in one another’s arms.

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alex kerner + mommy kink

man oh man, i KNOW this boy has issues but damn, who knew he had such an intense mommy kink.

i think with alex, it’s not like a please baby me and treat me like a child, it’s more of a take care of me, and praise me and i’ll see you as my caregiver essentially.

he’s an intense lover, everything he does he does well and with careful consideration. you come home from work, feet hurting and tired? don’t worry alex is there ready to help out with whatever, rub your feet, let you rant about your day, etc.

he’d love to have his hair played with, just intensely listening to you rant about your day, the people you work with, how annoying everyone was. he was just happy to know you were here with him. and yeah, if it led to something more… alex would give up the innocent act and immediately get on his knees for you. anything you say he will do. no back talk.

after a particularly hard day, you’d throw your keys against the little stand in the front area of your apartment, kicking off your shoes before heading out to the living room. “alex?” you would call out, setting your coat in the closet before shutting the door softly on the chance your boyfriend was asleep.

“in the bedroom!” he’d respond, calling out to you from the other rooms across the hall. you’d turn on the light in the kitchen before strutting across the hall and into your shared bedroom, seeing his cute stature spread out on the bed. “what time did you get off?” you asked, taking off your many rings and pieces of jewelry and setting them all down onto your nightstand. “around four, but i knew you would be home late, so i picked up some food for us. it’s in the microwave when you’re ready.” he’d smile, laying on his stomach to watch you get undressed from your day. “tell me about your day, mommy.”

your eyes would dart over to him, “mommy? do you think you are going to get me into bed that easily?” you’d laugh, grabbing pajamas from your drawer before peeling off the clothes of the day. “because if so, you’re going to have to do some work, mr. kerner.” he would laugh, pulling himself to the edge of your bed before our stretching his arms, “come over here, mommy, tell me about your day and i will make it better.” of course you couldn’t say no to his face i mean, come on, the little smirk competing with his puppy dog eyes. it was like he were made to make you weak in the knees. “fine, but it’s a long story.” walking towards the boy at the edge of the bed, his arms wrapping around you before letting his head fall against your chest, sighing out happily as you ran your fingers through his hair.

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