#all mice right now

[sickmachete]

something just shattered downstairs. it's been swell everybody

#txt #um #denver didnt get up to investigate but his ears are shot forward and i turned my fan off so i could hear better too. but now its all quiet #yikes #normally i wouldnt say this but please be a mouse #ok no getting murked would probably be less annoying i take it back just kill me please dont be a mouse #no offense to the mouse community #i just have seen the horrors #no the way im literally so much more scared of having mice again than a literal person potentially breaking and entering to kill me #please dont be mice please dont be mice i will literally go hand to hand with a robber Right now dont test me please be a human being #my ocd seriously cant take those little shitter critters i swear to god

[narutomaki]

get me OUT OF HERE

#this is about fucking. shipping. fucking orochimaru. get out of this polycule all of you shoo!!! go!!!! #STOP HAVING BABIES AND BEING HAPPY AND GOOEY!!!! STOP!!!!!! YOURE RUINING ME!!!!!!!!! #the fucked up little version of Obito ive made tho and his fucked up little niche of functionally immortal reincarnated body sharing #its like ive made him cat nip for Orochimaru. i was JOKING INITIALLY RIGHT??? I WAS LIKE #HAHA OROBITO HAHA HA HA HAAA FUCKING HELP MR #IM IJ HERE NOW LIKE OH YEAH AND GENE SPLICING IS SOMETHING OROCHIMARU HAS EXPERIENCE IN #AND GIVING HIM THIS AS A HEALYHY OUYLET AND MAKING HIM A MOTHER IN ONE FELL SWOOP #Obito has like 15 kids by the time Miho is created so shes not going yo be his heir (his heirs mother was an Uzumaki he hit it off with and #asked to have a kid with young (17) so shes 14 by the time the main series begins) #any way. Kakuzu being like ok you can have a chold under this roof but i will not be responsible in any way for it #and then holding Miho exactly once and going like 'oh i get why mothers die for their babies now' #Kisame takes the longest to warm up to her which surprises him bcus he gets along well with the rest of Obitos children #(Obito is like well. fuck you guys. Uchiha clan in Ame time and offers people contracts like in situations of fertility he adopts the mother #and father into his clan and turkey basters it (okay no he does send them to the hospitla but) and otherwise offers #a home a name etc for agreeing to join as either a civilian clan member or to have a child of his and some of the #second parents are like oh fuck yeah i want a kid but not a relationship/my husband is infertile/whatever and raise the child #as their own with very lityle input from Obito but some Obito has raised / was raising essentially on his own (such as his heir whos mother #didnt want to be in a relationship with Obito but wanted to test out motherhood and found she Could Not Do It and is now #more of an estranged aunt figure but 14 y/o doesnt have much bad blood about it bcus she has The Scariest Step Dad squad and #is 1000% creepy teen girl coded and it gets validated in sooo many capacities. cant do unethical experiments on mice when one of your step #fathers can bring you into the lab and teach you how to actually do the work and deal with an ethics commity that yes we have to #otherwise your father gives us the neutral but disappointed face) #ANY WAY #CAN YOU SEE WHAT I MEAN ?? LET ME THE FUCK OUT!!! LET ME OUY LET ME OUT HELP SOMEONES FFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUC

[fruitsyrups]

if i wore a bib I wouldn't get food on it but it would be drenched in water. i am always spilling water on myself. i go to drink and then i spill water on my collar and its fine. this is just what life is like.

#I'm really good at spilling water on myself it's my secret talent. do you think i can monetize this #haha. bedtime... go to bed right now i don't care where you are or what time it is (just kidding) #can i tell u a secret... i am also probably not going go to bed yet #wow. staying up late and telling secrets. #this is like a sleepover except i'm the only person there. you might also be there (reading the tags) but i don't know #and also if you are here we're in different places. different countries? quite possibly different hemispheres. #i hope we're in different houses at least... please don't be in my house I don't think i would like that #I think we have mice/rats in our roof (heard some scampering) but i guess it could also be you... the person reading this... #if that is you you sound really small by the way. if i were to guess... i would say that you're about the size of a rat or perhaps a mouse #so it's like a sleepover but without the sleeping or the over. so basically just 2+ people who have nothing to do with eachother #that's so fun we should do this more often 😊 i don't know what 'this' is im just saying things #wait hey wait a minute i should clarify that i don't actually spill water on myself ALL the time only SOME OF THE TIME!!!! #classic hyperbole (chortles heartily) (sorry) (i'm not sure why I said that) #so ummm if your mental image of me happens to have changed to anything along the lines of a sopping wet chicken. change it back pleas

[cpunkhobie]

Ough i have so many thoughts abt splinter on a theatrical and meta level but I don't wanna nose dive into this topic

#I'll just ramble abt it in the tags but as an Asian person who feels the most connection with rodents and mice/rats specifically whenever #I'm designing a fursona or persona I always feel like I need 2 be rlly specific abt the design choices I use so that it doesn't come out #looking like a caricature. and I'm Chinese #so seeing a character who I honestly love so much in a piece of media I love so much centered around something I connect with heavily due to #it being centered around an asian american family it just rlly rlly bugs me to see how many racist design choices went into splinter #like again right down to his nails or jokes abt him eating rats it's just #ouuuuughghhhhgghgh. ough #yeah that's all now genuinely gotta get that out of my system #vent #jonah with a megaphone #rise tag

[curiosityschild]

D:

#noooo....my nemesis..... #I swear my bedroom isn't a pigsty I just have furniture lining every inch of my walls it's a mouse paradise #the blanket has come off the floor because I am NOT cuddling with another mouse #this has got to be a different one right? #there were 3 mice that first time. one drowned in the toilet (oof) cat got another and the third was never seen again....until now???? #I've been HEARING him for ages #now he's just out here having a grand old time running around in plain sight #I'd love to coexist with the mouse but they poop everywhere and I don't want mouse disease :( #I also don't want them to chew all of my belongings

[theyarebothgunshot]

pray for me, as i have spotted a mouse prancing around my living room two days ago, and i am now about to sit in said living room for the first time since then.

#to be clear i immediately called an exterminator and he came by and told me where they are coming from and how they travel #and that the only place they have been is in my kitchen cabinet and living room #traveling behind the heating system or whatever the fuck #no signs of them having been anywhere else in the house which i figured cause i havent noticed anyhing in my bedroom thank god #or else i would for sure not be sleeping here until it has been taken care of #he put some stuff in the kitchen cabinet in the hopes that the mice will eat it #and in 4 (!!!) weeks he will come back to check and close the holes #where they are now coming through #cause they are smart fuckers and can make new holes if he would have closed them up right away #anyways everybody has been acting like im crazy for being upset about this and not wanting to sit in my living room but like??? #i am not scared of them in the sense that i think they will hurt me but first of all they can carry deseases and second of all #i do not want them in my house that does not sound like a strange thing to me?? but okay #i am. stalling dhghd but. at first i said i will just live in my bedroom for a month #and uhh day two and i already feel like that is not a doable plan lmfao #so. here goes.

[thedreadvampy]

Otis started eating again last week so that's a relief! Gonna take him back up to 2 mice next week and the week after so he's well fed when we go away ❤️

#red said #Otis thinks kingsnakes brumate. he's wrong in general but it doesn't seem to negatively affect his health #he spends most of his time from September on ignoring food and spending all day and night sleeping in his house #not the warm house. btw. the one at the cooler end of the viv. #if we take him out he's happy enough to just chill in our hands or pockets whereas in the summer he's a big zoomer #so he's not eaten since i think late October but he got hungry again recently which is always good #like i know he can comfortably go months without eating but i prefer he periodically demonstrates he still can and will eat if he wants to #last year it super worried us so we took him to the vet and the vet was like. not only is he fine he's thriving #he's a big beefy muscle boy he's not losing weight or strength he legit just doesn't need food right now #but it stresses me when he gets over 6 weeks without eating so THANKS FOR GETTING HUNGRY AGAIN BUD ❤️ #ALSO TBH mice ain't free i don't like having to throw them out #EAT YOUR DINNER WE PAID GOOD MONEY FOR 🙄

[cautiousconfidence]

((I really hate making another post like this, but the landlords have just decided that our apartment is in a state that they need additional security deposit! At least a month's rent! A month's rent is eight hundred dollars.

Understandably, we don't just have 800 bucks to throw at this shit. If anyone has some to spare to help me out while we figure shit out, it'd be really, really appreciated. You can send it to my PayPal. Every little bit helps.))

#ooc #like we barely have enough right now for regular bills #and then they decide we're the cause of all their problems because we're the only ones who've bothered reporting mice over the years #ugh

[thekenobee]

Them: so what keeps you late at night?

Me: depression

#for the past two days I've been so exhausted and sleepy so i tried to take a nap- that's right i TRIED #because my depression episode wouldn't l e t m e #like #the heck body #make up your mind #right now it's almost midnight here #but my body will probably keep me awake till 2am #so that the next day that is tomorrow i can be sleepy all day ONCE AGAIN #*clown shoes squeaking* #txt #text #depression #mood #of mice and me #insomnia #insomnium #how can i be in charge of my body if im not in charge of my mind UGHHHH

[fabulouslygaybean]

do you ever listen to the minecraft soundtrack and your heart is instantly filled with such strong longing that it's physically painful

#just. mice on venus. so many childhood memories. #just... reminds me of my cousins. i miss them a lot. #reminds me of summer days spent biking with one of them around the tiny town they all live in #we'd stay out till the sun started to set and then we'd come home and play minecraft while we waited for dinner #later we'd make a huge nest of blankets and pillows and stuffed animals and we'd talk about pokemon and space until we passed out right - #- next to each other. the windows were always open and all we could hear were crickets and summer air and soft breathing #i haven't felt comfort like that in years and years and i miss it so much #just. the comfort and familiarity of being young and not having a care in the world. falling asleep next to someone you've known for - #- years knowing that you'll be safe and warm and happy and that you'll wake up to a family that loves you so so so much #fuck. im crying now. its 3am and i should be asleep but a minecraft song made me think so hard that i cried. #i want to fall asleep knowing that ill be safe and that things will be okay in the morning. that my family will be okay and that the - #- world will keep spinning and that things will be okay. #i know that was repetitive but im kind of breaking down so i dont care. i just want to feel safe. #i haven't felt truly safe in years. im in a constant state of fight or flight because that's how ive needed to live for so long. its the - #- reason im still alive today. but god its exhausting. its so exhausting and it hurts so much. #its so selfish bc i KNOW other people have it so much worse but. god. i just want safety and love and consistency. #i want to wake up knowing my family is happy and safe and go to school without people yelling at me or throwing food at me anf i want to - #- come home to a house that isn't empty and i want to eat an actual dinner with my family and i want to be hugged and wished goodnight - #- before i go to bed without feeling lonely or empty or filled with an exhaustion that sleep can't fix

[containmentbreach]

patb thoughts while they're in my head from the last post. if you think pinky is autistic and brain is a neurotypical ally you're doing it wrong. ohhhhh it's stereotypical to make the asshole genius autistic no that only counts if the asshole genius sucks shit like sherlock and bazinga. if the asshole genius is a cartoon lab mouse in codependent love with his genderfluid and also autistic bestie it's fine. trust meeeeee peace and love!

check this out btw

(that's both of them to me.)

#on the one hand trying to make mice autistic to find proof of an Autism Gene is kind of fucked #for like. real life implications yknow. #but on the other hand this is the funniest phrase i've seen all day. #patb #textfile #ALSO i know the guy's name isn't bazinga. it's funny tho #i'm really tired right now in case you couldn't tell #i'm just saying shit

[darksouls2yuri]

rats are literally so cool btw. i wanted rats as a kid but my mom made me get mice instead and honestly i dont think kids should have either lol

#txt #knowing now what i do abt rodent care i dont think theyre good pets for kids. #granted i think it can be done right like my 'friend's sister had rats that were in one of those giant vertical enclosures that took up #a good quarter of her room. and she had all that space for two rats. #my mice were not okay and i didnt know they werent okay as a kid but i do now as an adult and i feel so bad about it. #bc i really loved my mice i trained them to do little tricks for carrot bites and my white mouse loved to sit on my shoulder #but i wouldnt get mice or another rodent again without the space for them available

[spookymeowmeow]

anyway look at my mice

#they're sick :( #they usually have way cooler houses but they need a really easy to access one right now #i have them all on 2 different antibiotics #but there's 2 of the mice i am very very concerned about sadge #They're so cute tho #rats tw

[homunculus-argument]

Character idea that I had at some point: A dance teacher who had to give up his own highly promising career as a performer after an injury, and now makes his living giving lessons to children. He comes off as stern, serious, and frighteningly strict, and even some of the parents have a hard time believing that the kids genuinely like him and enjoy the lessons. Which, to be fair, are frightening to watch with no context of what this is about.

The children go through their practices with downright eerie, automation-like, coordinated synchrony, with stern and focused looks on their faces, while the teacher circles them, observing and correcting, brandishing his cane like a weapon and every once in a while dramatically lamenting about how "you little vermin can't do anything right", and occasionally the music stops and the only sounds coming from the studio are of kids running and screaming while their teacher bellows about teaching them a lesson.

This, however, is all just method. He started the first lesson with the children by proposing a game: How about they play flea circus, where he is the cruel evil ringmaster and they are all his poor suffering little fleas. One of the girls starts crying, protesting that she doesn't want to be a flea. Well, how about mice? Mice are cute. The children accept these terms, and ever since they've spent dance lessons playing Evil Circus.

For reasons beyond adult comprehension, children of a certain age really love playing pretend in a setting where everything is Dark And Horrible And The Worst, and Evil Mouse Circus is exactly that. And whenever he picks up that the kids are starting to get too genuinely nervous or agitated, that's when he goes "that's it I'm going to beat all of you" which is their cue to take a break to run around screaming, while he chases them. He won't catch them and isn't even trying to, the kids just need to let the nervous energy out.

It looks horrible to an outside observer, but the kids are having an excellent time playing circus mice.

[swagging-back-to]

i find it so interesting how mice from a petstore will always be awake during the day and sleeping at night until they're left to acclimate and make their own schedule.

#there are no breeders in new england north of new york so I have to go to a petstore #thankfully tho the two i go to seem to somewhat provide for their mice. like #i havent gotten a pregnant female which tells me they separate them by sex properly #none of them have been sick right from the petstore either. #none of them have injuries from stress fighting #and they actually throw in a few toys for them to play with. #it isnt great by any means but it's way better than it could be. it's better than some mice from breeders are. #ive seen people talking about how their mice are sick the day they got them from the breeder/died right after/have no socialization at all #all my mice except for EXACTLY two (out of 12 mice I've had now.) have been socialized and liked to be held right out of the carrier box. #a lot of them chose to stay on me instead of going into their new tanks. #but no anyway no longer getting side tracked; you'd think mice from a petstore would sleep #during the day and be awake all night long bc that's when no one would be at the store to watch them #and they wouldnt have bright fluorescent lights #but it's the exact opposite. theyre wide awake all day long. They don't even go into their house until it becomes night time #and ig you could say it's bc they're exploring their new enriched environment with all the new smells #and houses and toys and foods #but #i think it has more to do with their time at the petstore. even tho the petstores put the mice and rats out back way out of view #to the point i got lost my first time in there and had to ask for help #it's like they dont even really know how to be mice yet #and given the fact all my girlies were babies when I got them (super tiny) they're just doing what they've done their entire lives

[vamptastic]

i do all my best "coming up with weird probably wrong but theoretically viable medical theories" when severely sleep deprived. unfortunately this makes it hard to explain once i am properly awake.

#when they finally listen to my theories and start using that fungus that makes ants kill themselves to wake up coma patients #then all shall see my plans come to fruition #also when the guy who wrote the dogshit paper about the origins of PCOS using the diametric framework (BOO) is shot like a dog in the street #PCOS and endometriosis CAN coincide because PCOS is a term for a range of hormonal issues commonly resulting in ovarian cysts #including retention of uterine lining that can cause endometriosis #so your GOOFY ASS paper saying PCOS is caused by excess testosterone exposure in the womb while endometriosis is caused by excess estrogen #is based on a fundamentally flawed framework and has virtually zero correlating data to back it up #except for those mice i need to read the paper that like sciencenow article is based on #...theres a lot of other reasons it doesn't make sense that ive talked abt with my bio teacher and endo #but im shutting up now! just know i am always right abt everthing and should be made czar of getting mad at things