#all this time i lived under a rock

[justplaggin]

bsd anthology 5 - kanade

#WELL HELLO EVERY SOUKOKU ITERATION #the one time i go live under a rock for 3 to 4 business days hoshikawa decides to drop all the art ever #bsd #bsd official art #bsd anthology #bsd manga #bungou stray dogs

[mfshipbracket]

gd'afternoon. just updated the spreadsheet standings. delighted to announce that currently hanleia is sweeping reylo the hardest in an act of what can only be called Community Enforced Poetic Justice. they're still not quite at shrekiona's 97.1% level though...

also, these are the polls ranked by most votes, leading the pack due to controversy, popularity, or a spicy combination of both. what do YOU think got these ships to the top? send in your answers now!

#anti-reylo #i loooooooooooove you funny numbers #like ppl keep accusing us of malice #and yes i was stupid abt spamming the reylo tag cuz i did not realize real ppl on tumblr enjoy reylo and browse the tag #but my real drive is curiosity and science and studies and fucking around and finding out. and comedy. i am a slave to the bit #like i did NOT realize ppl so universally hated reylo. i live with all the anons who claimed residence under the rock of ignorant bliss #anyways i AM sorry for that. #if i could untag reylo from the original polls i would. but alas i'm no time wizard and cannae turn back the clock... #we apologize. we correct mistakes. we stay silly. we move on

[basofy]

ive never talked about their dynamic but this is one of the many thoughts i have about them

#ive been having power outages all day help me #my stuff #lisa rpg #bo wyatt #lisa garth #lisa the painful #i imagine hes saying do you liiiiike it :) with a deep yet nerdy voice #ok deranged thoughts time #yes i in fact like them becuz theyre both artists #but heres the thing #theyre both STRUGGLING artists who have a very deep bond with their art which reflects who they are as people #they both also suck at it lol #yet they continue cuz their art is their life pretty much #and i like to think that having another artist buddy would feel nice for them #especially in garths case it's like dude lives pretty much under a rock feels ignored by everyone cares too much about others reactions etc #either it becomes some sorta onesided artist rivalry or he becomes obssesed with the fact that there is another guy in the team #who knows what it's like #he would be all like YOU. YOU UNDERSTAND!!! and bo is just like lol #becuz while he struggles too he doesnt make a big deal out of it doesnt care about being underappreciated #like garth who is A BIG ATTENTION SEEKER #so imagining them hanging out and having this weird artist bond is cool to me #id also include jack cuz they all make an artist team but yknow SIGHHHHH #also i have different thoughts on what does art mean for jack since hes younger #these are definitely not all of my thoughts i am insane about artist characters #and yeah it could be said gart in this post is trying to get bo's attention #through a mix of what bo likes and what garth likes and it's a funny and cute thought to me #lisa ramblings #still love this post

[gothyanki]

Help I was innocently looking for art of my spider wife and somehow took a wrong turn down 💀 Discourse Alley ☠️

#I DID find lots of good minthy art #but the takes… some of the takes… #unsubscribe companion sexuality discourse forever #i’m so glad i live under a rock these days and don’t have to witness bg3 fandom trying to reheat ancient frozen bioware drama in real time #the way other people choose to play the game does not affect you! at all! stop it! #ship wars are silly in general and EXTRA silly when they centre around a rpg where Your Choices Matter #ignore me! i’m just getting mildly aerated over fans not being excellent to other fans! #apologies for bringing 💀 The Discourse ☠️ to your dash #i promise it’s over now

[dont-offend-the-bees]

ugh

#very tired. should defo sleep. #but instead I'm scrolling tumblr mindlessly #feeling guilty and frustrated about having to tell some people i don't wanna be in their rpg anymore #and also grieving my mother who's still alive but on the slow and sad way out having been miserable her entire life since having me #i think actually i should be allowed to go live on a little island and cut off communications with everyone except the gays in my phone #i think that's something i should be allowed to do #I'm tired of pretending I'm not an exhausted little creature who wants to be self centred all the time #i want to live under a rock #i want to hoard every precious second of my one very short life to do what i want with it instead of having all the grief all the time #i want to have a fucking childhood dbc i fucking missed that memo #i want to stop feeling like it's the end of the world whenever i minorly inconvenience someone #i wanna sleeeeeep #but mostly i just wanna not be sad. #can someone make me not sad. #mr. bees speaks

[l0v3c0r3e]

just found out abr bylerween lmaoo

#byler #i really do live under a rock sometimes tbhhh😭😭 #IM LITERALLY ON HERE ALL THE TIME TOO

[frecklystars]

you are single-handedly convincing me to watch ryan gosling's filmography dsjafkshd. i've only watched three of his movies so far, and i'm tempted to see the others. what's your fav movie of his so far (besides barbie)? :0

Oh I answered in my most recent ask, I've only seen 4 so far! Barbie, La La Land, The Gray Man, and then The Notebook I recently saw in theaters bc it was the movie's anniversary or something I think... soon I'm gonna watch Bladerunner 2049 and The Place Beyond the Pines. I've heard The Nice Guys is a fun watch too!

My favorite BESIDES Barbie??? HMM.... The Gray Man, so far. Ryan's character Sierra Six became a comfort character very quickly for me. I feel safest with him and that's a feeling I've been rly needing lately when dipping my toes back into self shipping again <3 and they had a little Ken shoutout in one of the fight scenes. that made me laugh ;w;

#anonymous #asks #but ive only been exposed to Ryan as Ken until i started branching out to more of his movies #so im looking at all of these characters and thinking WHY ISNT HE BLOND #WHERE'S THE KENERGY™?? WHO IS THIS DUDE. WHY'S HE GOT A BEARD??? #WHO IS THIS BROODING STOIC MAN WITH BLOOD ON HIS HANDS?? #but. the rest of the world doesnt live under a rock like i do #the rest of the world is like oh yeah i know ryan gosling from [insert action film here] #and they're like 'its so weird seeing him play ken' but i didnt know him as anyone else #so me seeing him in all of these very serious roles is jarring #bc i keep expecting him to rip off his shirt and sing dramatically about being an accessory #or do a fist pump bc a lady asked him for the time.............

[cocajimmycola]

guys this may be a dumb question but whats stel... like when u stel something..

#IM OUT OF THE LOOP ALL OF THE TIME OK #i live under a rock #that rock is under a bridge #that bridge is under more rocks #you get my point #— radio star #;; dirk

[tukromtukrom]

I'm not disappointed in all men but somehow when I'm disappointed it's always in a man...

I hope Shelby can heal from her trauma, she didn't deserve that.

#not all men but Willbur Soot #this time #the fuck #yes i was living under a rock

[thesoundofmadness]

do you ever just think about it all. my dad is down stairs in his hospital bed sleeping fighting for his life. I'm upstairs admiring the view from the 5th floor, worried a security guard is gonna force me to go back to my hospital room. somewhere else, someone else has no clue what I'm doing and I have no clue what they're doing. Somewhere else someone is taking care of their new born baby or their 15 year old teenager. somewhere else someone is working overtime, desperately trying to make ends meet for their family. somewhere else two people are on a date, getting drunk and having their first time together. somewhere else a group of friends is getting high together. somewhere else a person is getting sleepy at their shitty partime job waiting for their shift to end so they can go home and sleep. somewhere else a cat is terrorizing their owner by meowing at 2 am. somewhere else a dog is running around in the backyard. somewhere else a homeless person is probably freezing their ass off. someday I will meet these people without ever realizing it. or maybe I won't. we're all just stuck in our own lil worlds, parallel lines never meeting.

#it might just be the favt that its 1:30 am im sitting alone on the 5th floor of a hospital #the lights touch everything and nothing at the same time and the elevators groan with every movement #the lights of the city that i've lived in my whole life yet know nothing about look so pretty #lights are too bright to see any stars yet the sky is so dark #a cloud is slowly but surely passing overhead #the height terrifies me yet i can feel the rocks making the roof under ny feet #i see christmas lighrs and an office lit up filled with who knows what #do you ever just think about it all #the docs

[bidaryl]

the thing about twd fic dying off around s6/s7 is that plot lines and characters beyond that are barely incorporated and included so now we're forever stuck reading about fucking negan being the biggest baddest killer to ever walk the earth and the whisperers and reapers and governors are left in the dust. for once i just wanna read about negan being the Alexandria Outcast: Hated By Most, Needed By Some, and let alpha or the fucking commonwealth be the monster at the end of the story. please

#like don't get me wrong he truly was that bitch for a hot season or two there but please. #im too tired to word any of this right i just think that having negan as the only villain in fics is boring #and i would instead like to read about #the trials and tribulations of him trying to co-raise a child with a guy that thinks showering is Optional #and would also like to go into the whole negan and judith being friends and daryl raising judith and daryl and negan #having grief with each other over shit that genuinely fucking matters and is impossible to sweep under the rug but also the fact that theyre #both trying so fucking hard to do right by the kids #that doesnt make sense. Whatever #IN THE HOT TIME TRAVEL FIX IT AU that lives in my head #where everything from the start til the finale happens #with some extra bits and pieces too #where everyone that survived til the end wakes up at the start again and Remembers #but everyone thats dead forgets #negan rocks up at the prison gates with actual lucille by his side #laura and franklin behind him #knocks on the gate all little pig little pig let me in. cos he thinks hes funny. and its a prison #and daryl. whos on watch. is like. No. Fuck this guy. Fuck no #and maggie's like. Absolutely not. Fuck no x2 #and negans like. I had a choice. And I Made it. and now I'm here. #i told you what i'd do if i could do it all over again. turns out; i can't. #if you wont take me i get it. But you gotta accept lucille. brought her all the way here cos i knew if she fucking stood a chance; #it'd be with you lot. #OKAY WELL shit it more complex than that but this is tumblr tags and also im tired. but u get the jist #anyway. fic where negans with team family from earlier on the road and then they all have to sort out their Feelings and shit

[rayatii]

Can you even believe that all of us here on the Internet have most likely heard much, MUCH more music at the time of me writing and you reading this post, than famous classical composers ever did in their lifetimes??

#that is unless you live under a rock i guess #we should truly consider ourselves lucky that we live in an age where recording and the internet are readily available #and we are able to enjoy all the beautiful things that time and space have given us #raya reflects #i fucking love music #i hope i made myself clear with this post

[caffeinatedopossum]

Least favorite type of internet experience is when someone says "Oh my god I cannot BELIEVE what schmorble dorb did!!" (-10 points if the word toxic or problematic is used) and I'm just like wow you could not pay me enough to learn who that is

#yes i live under a rock #also this is meant as a light hearted joke in the sense of individual people talking about jt to me. thats fine and ily #but when i see youtube videos about it or twitter threads or something i just. i gag a little bit #not because it disgusts me but simply because the constant drama and morality policing online is actually something #that i think is so bad for many peoples mental health. especially people with moral obsession ocd like myself #like its just... its enough isnt it? youve had enough right? but no one ever has #idk i should form more nuanced thoughts on this but who has the time. we're all either thinking it already or going to reject the new info #i wonder if anything ive said has ever made someone have a new thought sometimes. and if it ever will

[rohirric-hunter]

Head hurty

#So tired of drinking water #I even have the bottled water that I like and I'm sick of it #What I need is an extremely sus puddle in a rock in the woods with no obvious source and living fish in despite only being 3in deep #Thatd cure me #Unfortunately I dont know where to find such a thing around here #And head hurty too much to go look #I did the math once and you have to take almost two entire large bottles of over the counter ibuprofen before it starts to hurt you #That's for the average adult human it varies per person #And of course some people are quite sensitive to it #I have taken 2 ibuprofen dont read into this #I was just thinking about that because sometimes people judge me for starting with two #But in all the 15 years ive been taking ibuprofen regularly one has literally never made a tangible difference #So about three years ago I started just taking two to start with. Saves time and needless pain #Very occasionally I will go up to 3 but not often #Horse #anyway some people think I'm gonna have liver failure at 26 (I'm 27) but in reality I would have to take almost 2 whole bottles #In under 2 hours too b/c your body metabolizes it fast although the faster you take it the more it builds up #I ran my numbers past a nurse and she said they were reasonable too so there #She did recommend erring on the side of caution with such experiments #But seemed to believe me when I assured her that it was a thought experiment only and I had no intention of taking #*checks notes* 800 ibuprofen in 2 hours #Anyway yeah I know the bottle tells you to not take more than 8 in a 24 hour period #That's so the company can cover their ass in case anyone tries to sue them over dosages #For the record I dont recommend ever taking more than 3 #Find the minimum effective dose and take that #And if its more than 3 probably find a different painkiller. And see a doctor #I might need to take another head still hurty

[risingsunresistance]

i lied so hard on that old post of ppl saying they'd never been through this before and asking if it gets better and i talked about edd and said it does get better. i was 11 and did not process what happened and moved on and thought that i had "accepted it," now im 21 and actually realize what's going on and it is NOT getting better

#tw death #chat #this SUCKS man. WHY DOES IT KEEP GETTING *WORSE* #it would help if literally anything normal could happen in my life for like. 3 days. that's all i need #did yall hear about the spill in ohio. it got in the ohio river. so now our water is being monitored #gas leak where my uncle lives. so bad the entire stretch of road is closed #got like 3 people dead 1 in the hospital and literally no one will give me updates on her #im DESPERATELY trying to graduate between all this and im job shadowing under a freak of a man and he kinda scares me #ever since my dog died i have been on a downhill spiral man #scooter died a while back btw. i just didnt say anything bc i didnt wanna make ppl sad #it was cancer... #i am trying to climb back up this hill i've been thrown down im really trying this time but people keep throwing rocks at me JKFHSDG #''stay positive'' i say covered in blood #anyways my birthday is in less than a month. cool #at least i didnt have to be home for the super bowl for the first time ever. absolute god send #also i've caught like 6 shinies in the past couple days. FOUR OF THEM were full odds and also back to back. wack #finally got my shiny bronzor i love bronzor have i ever told you guys that. he is JUST a circle #h #vent #idk how to tag this i just dont wanna throw it in ppl's faces on what should be a kinda nice day lol #but i wanna say it eventually bc i've held back for too long #and now im worried abt ppl back home bc im stuck at the dorm and i have a test and a paper due soon #i need a BREAK. not spring break. i need a BREAK break. i need to grab everyone and go to the beach or something #or just. stay in a nice hotel for a day or two. waste some money #drive everyone to falcon overlook or something so they can see the hills like i did #fun road to drive it's all bendy hehe

[bitbrumal]

you ever think about how kaeya is constantly on guard, scared, & simply -- not okay. that regardless how good he gets at handling all the threats he anticipates, that does not give him the power to make himself feel safe. just prepared. just capable. & it is something alike safe, it really is ----- but absolutely not the thing itself.

anyway all he truly craves is to just feel safe again & he lowkey highkey wishes he’d never felt it. that the ragnvindrs were less kind.       it was easier when he didn’t know what he was missing.

#hc ✦ kaeya #which is why galactia's zhongli rocks his whole entire world #& also why he is cripplingly dependent on the idea of a) past with diluc b) present/future with diluc being at least a little bit sometimes #MAYBE that good again.... #sad littol boy. it's like damn he could handle almost literally any problem you could throw at him. #oh wouldn't necessarily win but he's your MAN he's the guy you want in your corner if you'r trying to do .. anything difficult #but be okay ? feel okay ? no. #he has always needed a home & never had one he could trust. it's still all he wants; what he wants more than ANYTHING #.........................not sure if 'except independence/control'. like if you'd go into the extreme of making him a puppet would he pick t #his one thing I MEAN... he'll find some other way or let himself think he will. #but yeah i think for survival he wants self-control & as wish to actually LIVE it's a home. #zhongli who is both extremely capable/powerful AND loving/safe: #;DFLKJA;LSDKFJASLDKFJ IT'S REALLY NO WONDER MY BOY FELL ON HIS FACE FOR THIS GUY ok i'm fine i'm ok #becca getting slid in here every time kaeya's true bottom of his heart under the dregs of all his rotting hopes & wishes dreams come up