#an option 🙄)

[segretecose]

hate when people are just like “cut out tea and coffee” like it’s nothing like it’s not the biggest sacrifice you can ask of a person i’d rather sell my family and friends to the devil mephistopheles than renounce warm caffeinated beverages be serious

#before you cunts are like decaf is an option 🙄 i know. i’ve tried. sucks ass

[jakeperalta]

hello england mutuals I hope we are all voting in our local elections today!! last one before the general! you can check here for details on who/what/where! don't forget photo id!!

#obligatory uk voting post 🫡 #i know a lot of us probably have shit options (mine is literally just labour or conservative) #but locals can be a good opportunity to vote for other parties (e.g. green) if you have the choice #annoyingly there is a polling station literally opposite my house like couldn't get any closer unless it was inside my actual house #and yet i have been assigned the polling station 10 minutes down the road 🙄 #talking #uk politics

[calkale]

the way i could realistically fly an F35 in the next 10 years is absolutely mind boggling 🤯🤯

#like youre JOKING #would rather fly and f18 but you know canada 🙄🙄🙄 #the f35 is probably the safer option which is saying a lot

[dickpuncher420]

sour beers are so delicious and refreshing i love u sour beers

#ooh i should make a poll to ask what everyone’s fav kind of beer is #and there will be no ‘i dont like beer’ option bc i know itll sweep 🙄 #dick punches

[cavewolf]

my bg3 pc, catherine (kitty) ..! she's a noblewoman bard

#mydrawing #just a silly no sketch drawing for today . sometimes i like to just go straight in with lineart #i love the customisation in this game but limiting players to Two (2) feminine / Two (2) masculine presets sux #like i was born with medieval british peasant birthing hips and a large chest let my character have them too ... 🙄 #how are you going to have more genital options than body options . whatever at least i have my bush

[comixandco]

there’s an alternate universe out there where when you reach the sanctum in totk when “zelda” does her little cutscene she ends it by throwing a dagger at you and it whistles just past link’s head as he reacts in shock before readying himself for battle and then you regain control of him as a boss bar appears at the top of the screen that reads “Puppet Zelda, Twisted Memory”

and Link is forced to fight the one he swore he would protect and has been chasing after the entire game, and instead of a sage offering him warnings or encouragement the Zelda belittles him and accuses him of abandoning her and failing her and leaving her to die

and her attacks at the beginning of the fight are those bursts of bright light and the daggers but as you whittle down her health and begin stage two the facade begins to slip and the light bursts are replaced with darkness and she oozes gloom wherever she moves and her movements become more stiff and skeletal and broken

and then once you’ve defeated her she rises into the air all broken and limp but still looking at you and says that it doesn’t matter that she wasn’t zelda because zelda is still gone, trapped in the past with no way to come home she could be burried anywhere in hyrule, and she summons a dark bow of light and draws it back as a red-purple bulging mass begins to form at the arrow tip

and that’s when the sages turn up, sidon unleashing a wave that pushes the bow aside, tulin firing an arrow that riju uses to cast down lightning, and yunobo at link’s side, and they all have their own line of dialogue that boils down to ‘don’t worry link, there’s no way that’s zelda, she would never say those horrible things, and we know she’s still out there because you heard her true voice, so don’t lose hope!’

and then zelda dissolves into gloom with a fit of that uncanny laughter and that’s when that megamind-style ganondorf head appears and makes his whole speech about how they have no idea who he is or was and you get his memory and that he has waited all his imprisonment to battle against link and prove that he is the strongest in hyrule, ‘and then you will fall, link, as rauru and zelda did, knowing that hyrule falls with you. Come to the Depths beneath this wretched castle, and meet your fate, o destined hero.’

and then the zelda-gloom melts away into a heart, and the sages have that post-battle talk about re-grouping at lookout landing, and tell link not to do anything rash because they will find the real zelda together

#totk spoilers #totk #i just. we were robbed of a puppet zelda fight imo #don’t spend all that time building up a creepy ganon-controlled zelda and then get me right where she wants me then give me some phantoms #i can fight phantom ganons whenever i want they’re in set locations with gloom hands!!! Give me a unique boss battle that sets up ganon’s #final plans and properly wraps up the first arc of the game where ganon is leading you as zelda to collect the spiritual stones #so that he can take them from everybody’s corpses when he defeats you and gain even more power #at least. that’s what i want his plan to be bc it makes the most sense i haven’t exactly gone to fight him yet >-< #and like. this doesn’t solve the problem of act two being nothing if you’ve done actions out of order or that the tears spell out the entir #mystery of where zelda is which ruins the main quests of the game because everybody’s like ‘where’s zelda????’ and you’re just like 🙄👆🐉 #but you aren’t given that dialogue option ever BUT it would have been much more forgivable if the obvious not-zelda #had culminated in a super fun angsty puppet fight like in tp or st

[sonofenki]

#its finally going somewhere again #we barely see our lis in this book wtf #although ngl i'm growing bored of lucifer #i kinda wanted to give astaroth a try but i think i'm out of his path? #i got a romance prompt in the last chapter but this time he wasn't even an option #i guess 🙄 #romance club #rc hs 2 #rc lucifer

[callmegaith]

BACK IN DRAGON AGE HELL CUZ I MISS CULLEN SM AND I WANNA TRY THE MALE INQUISTOR ROMANCE MOD WITH HIM! please he's been my one true love in this game for so long 😭😭💜💜 every day I wake up and I thank modders for their service. They doing god's work for free.

Also uh oh my inquisitor, named Ulisse, has puppy dog eye syndrome. DONT U TRUST THIS CUTIE TO SAVE THE WORLD?!

#fandom: dragon age #oc: Ulisse #idk if the mod works just yet #have to check when i actually get to the romance part with Cullen #smh me you always fall in love with the non-companions love option #cant fall in love with the characters that are easy to romance and dont take like 20 hours to even start the romance questline with🙄 #or god forbid #i need a mod to make it work 🙄🙄🙄 #listen #cullen was always meant to be Bi #just sadly it didnt happen cuz budget and time #but it was already stated so bi cullen is canon #EXCEPT MODDERS HAVE TO DO THE WORK TO GET IT TO ACTUALLY HAPPEN #modders you are my new gods #i pray to you #youre too powerful #thank you for blessing us 🙏

[just-bendy]

audrey bendy has a KNIFE! get him before he kills sammy

[@havenlmao]

And Sammy ain't here either, the hell?

(( i mean you sent this ask so the ask box isnt closed???? if it was closed you wouldnt be able to send it in the first place... 🤔❓❓❓ ( i mean its closed now but at the time it wasn't 😂 )

short answer, no audrey doesn't exist in this AU. if you want a longer explanation containing BATDR SPOILERS then keep reading, but if you don't, then you should stop here. ))

(( ok so in batdr, joey drew created audrey using the ink machine, and i'm imagining it wasnt at the start of it all so it was a while before joey drew wanted to create audrey. this wouldnt work in my au bc joey drew was killed way before he had a change of heart, his death is what started everything going down after all so it can't happen in this au.

audrey as she is in batdr can't exist in this au, maybe if she was changed up then she could, but i have no use for her in this au. if she did exist, she would have to be joey drew's great great great (idk how many greats-) granddaughter, or just his daughter if she was somehow in the studio when everything happened, +20 or so years to her age. she'd be human since they weren't making people with the ink machine, or was in the studio and got infected with ink by the amalgamation, making her part ink?? bendy would dislike her since she is joey's offspring. bendy and audrey would not be siblings because 1.) that is a popular headcanon and not actually canon as far as i know and 2.) bendy's a stein and not a drew. henry created him, not joey. other than that, i wouldn't know what to do with her. it's easier for me to just not include her in the au if i don't know what to do with her, so thats what i did. hope this makes sense. ✌😞 ))

#bendy #batim #batim bendy #ask #anon #nanon #havenlmao #flawedclonesau #(( ive been waiting for ppl to ask about audrey even if i was always gonna say she doesnt exist in this au #also sammy isnt here for the last time #we are in bendys house and he would kill sammy if he ever stepped foot in it 🙄 )) #(( also the ''closed'' ask box thing #i got something like that in my old ask blog too and i never got it then #i mean obviously if the ask box is open then its open and if its closed its closed??? #is there something im missing here? #on this blog if the ''Ask'' option is available then the box is open. if its not then its closed 🤷‍♀️ ))

[dreamgirledward]

bc what's more fun than pitting a bunch of bad bitches against each other

#i could keep going but apparently there's a max amount of options 🙄 #sammy.txt #tumblr polls

[djdangerlove]

Not my toxic boss sending an email today that he’s retiring and his last day is March 14th!!! March 14th is the gift that keeps on giving.

He was actually going to get fired and chose this instead.

#I’m also gonna be at universal that day #but the way this man went off on a reporter last week to the point she has an attorney …. #still gets the option to retire 🙄 #toxic work environment #but hopefully no more 🤞🏻 #the guy before him was actually so much worse so here’s to wishing for the bare minimum human decency

[st4rry-fruitz]

#CELLBIT: do you wanna get impregnated with a virus 😄?

#qsmp #qmax didnt even get the option 🙄 #i was trying upload a clip but this line threw me off jajajsjsksk

[skitskatdacat63]

23 and 39 for the ask game (both f1) 💫

Hope you have a good day also!!

I hope you have a great day as well!! <3

23. weirdest f1 ship you've read a fic about?

Probably Robert Kubica/Fernando Alonso 😭 just bcs I never knew it existed in the first place! But they have 11 fics on ao3 which is surprising to me. I guess its just one of those things that's too old for me to really understand. I've probably read weirder but that's the first one that popped into my head

39. would you rather learn french from pierre gasly, esteban ocon or charles leclerc?

I'd rather learn from Fernando tbh- hmmmm I really don't know 😭 I think they all wouldn't be great teachers. For some reason though Esteban seems like he'd be the best? Okay but where's the Prost option

#fernando speaks french why isnt that an option 🙄 #catie.asks

[eddiegirls]

if you're feeling like your mental health is too fragile to bear witness to the suffering in palestine, like you need to do "self care" and avoid reading the news...

i want you to consider the unimaginable privilege needed to even think such a thing. the people in gaza have lived under a permanent blockade for 16 years. they are trapped and israel controls their access to food, electricity, water, and medical supplies. israel has been OPENLY massacring and displacing the palestinian people for 75 years. the entire world sits by and lets it happen. palestinians are dehumanized constantly by the western media. the world's most powerful countries give israel endless funds to commit genocide.

israel WANTS you to look away. they don't WANT you to see the babies they've murdered and the hospitals and schools they've bombed and the white phosphorus they've used on residential areas that is hot enough to burn through to the bone and the armed militias with government-provided guns patrolling the streets killing palestinians and the people their soldiers have raped & tortured and the people they're keeping in cages and the systematic starvation and the mass destruction of palestinian farmland and the screaming, hysterical parents whose children were taken from them and...

if you look away, you're complicit. you have to see it. you, as a westerner, have very few options. but palestinians are BEGGING the world to bear witness. we are watching a genocide in real time. we HAVE to call it what it is and we HAVE to share the images and videos that palestinians and journalists in gaza have quite literally given their lives to get to us.

#if you really absolutely cannot read the news bc it'll trigger you like...dont post about that lol #you are still entirely centering yourself #in other words: #if your choices are 'post about how im too overwhelmed to read about palestine' or 'post nothing' please choose the second option #🙄

[kangtaebins]

WE LOST THE SUMMER - YEONJUN (201026) [@choiyeonjuns]

#txtnetwork #moacentral #moasource #txt #tomorrow x together #kpop #yeonjun #choi yeonjun #my gif‼️ #hot ass 🙄 #useryeonjuins #usersoppa #usergyukai #hijaehyukkies #wabisarah #vivi!! congrats on your new minestone bestie :)) #unfortunately i couldn't find a facecam of the one you like most- but i figured this was the second best option! #gif war !! #mwah! i hope it makes you smile #the quality is- interesting but once again trying smth new with color so that comes with the trial and error! #stage gif #m: yeonjun (performance)

[nimblelizard]

If a man doesn't save my life and when I ask him why he came back and he doesn't say "I dreamed of you" then idc and I dont want it

#ignoring the fact that he feels the need to insult her all the time #like girl you're obsessed 🙄 #if you not thinking about her its your sister and thats just the bad option #this is about jamie lannister #i like to read parts of his chapters even when im still like 300 pages away #asoiaf #got #game of thrones #a storm of swords #a song of ice and fire #jamie lannister #jaime x brienne