We should get aromantic to #1 on trending today or at least one day by the end of the year.
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An incorrect quote based on a coversation I overheard
Spot: sharing is caring!
Spot: now gimme your pancreas
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Staging a production of Urinetown in Rollercoaster Tycoon 2 on the tile that we are all trapped in
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𝓘 𝔀𝓲𝓼𝓱 𝓼𝓱𝓮 𝔀𝓪𝓼 𝓵𝓲𝓴𝓮 𝔂𝓸𝓾,
𝓼𝓱𝓮 𝓼𝓪𝓲𝓭, 𝔀𝓲𝓽𝓱 𝓪 𝓼𝓶𝓲𝓵𝓮,
𝓵𝓲𝓴𝓮 𝓲𝓽 𝔀𝓪𝓼 𝓯𝓾𝓷𝓷𝔂.
𝓐𝓷𝓭 𝓸𝓯 𝓬𝓸𝓾𝓻𝓼𝓮 𝓲𝓽 𝔀𝓪𝓼,
𝓫𝓮𝓬𝓪𝓾𝓼𝓮 𝓘 𝓪𝓶 𝓼𝓸𝓶𝓮𝓱𝓸𝔀 𝓼𝓲𝓶𝓾𝓵𝓽𝓪𝓷𝓮𝓸𝓾𝓼𝓵𝔂 𝓮𝓿𝓮𝓻𝔂𝓽𝓱𝓲𝓷𝓰 𝔂𝓸𝓾 𝔀𝓪𝓷𝓽
𝓪𝓷𝓭 𝓮𝓿𝓮𝓻𝔂𝓽𝓱𝓲𝓷𝓰 𝓼𝓱𝓮 𝓲𝓼 𝓷𝓸𝓽.
𝓙𝓾𝓼𝓽 𝓻𝓲𝓰𝓱𝓽, 𝔂𝓮𝓽 𝓼𝓽𝓲𝓵𝓵 𝓷𝓸𝓽 𝓺𝓾𝓲𝓽𝓮 𝓮𝓷𝓸𝓾𝓰𝓱.
𝓛𝓸𝓿𝓮𝓭, 𝓶𝓸𝓼𝓽𝓵𝔂, 𝓫𝓾𝓽 𝓷𝓸𝓽 𝓪𝓵𝓵 𝓽𝓱𝓮 𝔀𝓪𝔂,
𝓪𝓵𝔀𝓪𝔂𝓼 𝓼𝓮𝓬𝓸𝓷𝓭 𝓯𝓲𝓭𝓭𝓵𝓮
𝓐𝓷𝓭 𝓼𝓮𝓬𝓸𝓷𝓭 𝓬𝓱𝓸𝓲𝓬𝓮 𝓶𝓲𝓰𝓱𝓽 𝓪𝓼 𝔀𝓮𝓵𝓵 𝓶𝓮𝓪𝓷 𝓵𝓪𝓼𝓽 𝓬𝓱𝓸𝓲𝓬𝓮,
𝓲𝓯 𝓲𝓽 𝓶𝓮𝓪𝓷𝓼 𝓘 𝓪𝓶 𝓷𝓮𝓿𝓮𝓻 𝓬𝓱𝓸𝓼𝓮𝓷 𝓪𝓽 𝓪𝓵𝓵.
- 𝒯𝒽𝑒 𝓊𝓃𝒹𝑒𝓈𝑒𝓇𝓋𝒾𝓃𝑔 𝒶𝓁𝓌𝒶𝓎𝓈 𝓌𝒾𝓃 𝓉𝒽𝑒 𝓅𝓇𝒾𝓏𝑒
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personal injury lawyer billboards are all like INJURED?
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I went to the library to borrow some DVDs we're planning to watch, but when I handed the librarian my card, it took me a solid 15 seconds to register that I handed her my fucking weed card.
Me, fumbling to swap it out: "OH MY GOD, I AM SO SORRY, I was on total autopilot!!"
The librarian: "It's all good, I just assumed it was a flex."
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Holy shit I think I just cracked the code of why people think you can’t sell things on Tumblr 😭
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“how could you have forgotten that” i forget Everything. unless i remember
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Me when someone only mentions the asexual part of an AroAce character's identity:
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"life doesnt get better, you just get stronger" does NOT include ages 11-17. life does in fact just get better from there. those years are dogshit. like, you do get stronger but its mostly just a factor of not being 11-17 anymore. positive thinking helps but it doesnt fix whatevers going on at 15, you have to brute force through that one raw
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You have the kind of penis autism that causes delusions. You see women where there are no women. Get help.
alright so you’re most likely a radfem who’s mad at me because i said to stop pretending like you’re the victim when a trans woman gets mad at you for attacking them. but holy shit this ask is baffling. penis autism. huh.
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i made a variant of [link: two cakes] to illustrate a related principle
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Huge shout to my friend from an undergraduate philosophy program who started working out every single day, not for health benefits or to become conventionally attractive or whatever, but because -- and this is a direct quote -- he was concerned that otherwise he might "become lost in the world of signs and forget the things they signify". I have thought about this every single time that I've worked out since.
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