#and Wow im hot lmao

[toastbite]

Finally bought a new @mayakern skirt !!!!

It's so pretty and the material feels amazing! I ordered a C and realized when trying it on that i should've sized down to a size B but I'm not bothered by it because I look SO BEAUTIFUL!!!

PS ignore my messed up elbows, I've had some effed up skin problems my whole life ✌️😎

#maya kern #skirts #size inclusive #size inclusive fashion #fashion #damn im kinda hot tho wtf #to add to the skin issues that very fucked up elbow is on the same arm as my very very bad scars on my armpit from my skin disease #yall heard of hidradenitis suppurativa? #that shit SUCKS lmao #cysts on my armpits AND my ovaries??? wow im so lucky LMAO

[whoviandoodler]

No offense to anyone in particular, but allo people will literally be like ‘romantic love is the most beautiful thing in the world!!!! It’s the peak of being human and the human experience!!! Aro people are a tragedy and should be pitied!!!’ and then will be thoroughly heartbroken and traumatized and have several issues from numerous unhealthy/toxic/uncommunicative relationships they got into because they believed romantic relationships will fix them and/or fill in the hole amatonormative media has left in their chest when it told them they’re not whole until they have ‘another half’, and will keep chasing the possibility of finding The One at the detriment of their mental wellbeing and possibility to discover who they are when they aren’t chasing that high. like... thanks, babe, but I don’t want that.

#hot 2 am take #aro stuff #aro #aromantic #relationships #i obv dont mean all allos #i dont usually make aro related posts #bcs i dont wanna interact w allos on this topic #it can be tiring #but sometimes i just get random like lmao srsly moments #where im like #wow stuff is so stupid huh #so many allos will be like uwu poor aros they cant experience what i do #and li #i dont want to hun??? #theyll gen think all of us have this longing to have what they have #and are somehow damaged and sad bcs we dont #and some do obv but like #i lit could not care less to lead your life tbh #and those allos will tell u its like. part of the process!!! to find the one!!! #like they cant even hear themselves #sometimes i just wonder which one of us is the sad one here #yeah also disclaimer allo ppl pls dont try to convince me of something yall have tried to convince me since i could comprehend reality #ive had a lot of time to think abt this and im where i am #if u wanna add something constructive feel free #dan talks

[warlordfelwinter]

i was doing my usual google of "ok this is my favorite character in whatever new media im experiencing so far, so let's find out more about them" and im dying about this polygon article

I'm glad I was able to fucking. immediately identify the character who is my type before i even knew he's a complete disaster

#good character design blizzard i guess lmao #he has a design that says 'im an asshole and also a hot mess' #sorry in advance i guess for probably getting wrathion as a blorbo #once i have time to settle in and actually play dragonflight #i assume and hope he's going to feature heavily #like i could literally be marking off boxes on my blorbo checklist here #hot; powerful; fruity; arrogant; sucks at everything-- #bonus points for being a literal dragon #i was doomed from the second he switched to his visage #fel's wow

[ironmanstan]

you know that thing where like men will wear dresses or be feminine for a gimmick or as a trend etc which is all well and good but then theres people who can only handle seeing a man in a dress as a gimmick or as like a Thing where it's not casual or an everyday thing like they can only handle it when its specifically for a Bit bc they could never take a man just casually in a dress as anything casual, it'd be an affront to them for you to think a man in a dress can be anything but a gimmick so if you try to do it casually you're insane, and if you do it as a bit you are agreeing with them (youre not but they think you are). anyway this is how people are with genderfluid characters they can never just exist and casually be genderfluid they Have to be some sort of shapeshifting or weird over the top mystical being and it has to be a gimmick or it has to fit their persona or something for you to even consider them genderfluid because nobody could possibly casually be that without it being some sort of set piece for a punchline. how often do u see people even hc characters as genderfluid just cus. yknow.

#i literally dont know why im thinking about this lmao #anyway hcing geto and madara as genderfluid gives me immense joy bc they have such fucking drama going on #me saying theyre genderfluid and it being a drop in a bucket compared to the other shit theyre doing . its so good #anyway i dont know i think about it and its a feeling of just very like dry laugh haha i love genderfluid rep in media amiright . #if i kin a character theyre genderfluid sorry . #if i kin them theyre aroace too . rip to u #ZHONGLI zhongli is my baby babygirl for being so genderfluid in canon and its such tiny lore that nobody fucking talks ab it #so then i get to keep it in my heart #thats the other thing to actually every genderfluid mf is like omg theyre so mysterious and sexy #wow youre a girl ... and then youre a BOY .. .. #thats such a thing actually ive seen it mildly here n there but its like omg theyre hot ... BOTH WAYS ... #fuck that i loveu zhongli my geriatric old bitch #i need to draw him more ill b real i love madara but im sick of drawing his hair i need a new old man to draw #enter zhongli #jk i need to likeeee . make my face hc for him bc i have a specific way i draw madaras face everytime #so i can reference my old art and draw him real easy #not zhongli tho !! i draw him 4 million different ways and it makes me mad #im tangenting anyway bye #the gamer speaks uwu #genderfluid #DONT FUCKING START DISCOURSE AB THIS WITH ME BTW I DONT HAVE TIME TO ARGUE ON FUCKING TUMBLR

[ban-joey]

sending laser beams to my professor with my mind. kenneth you said midterm grades would b up by this afternoon. it is officially TONIGHT and guess what? kenneth i would love to not be clenching my teeth in my sleep tonight. kenneth i will be sending you a bill in the mail. yes i know its probably a TAs responsibility but i blame you personally. i hate school

#i dont im having a lot of fun (genuinely) but it is often pretty stressful #did find out there are a few folks adjacent to my program doing zoonoses & climate change research so im very excited to chat w them next w #possibly directing my thesis towards one health. social epi gradually becoming less interesting #plus i think my strengths do lie in applying epi to biological concepts so. one health works there #my brain continually trying to get back to lyme disease :( sometimes i really do miss the east coast tbh! #not lying actually i think the number one thing i miss is the amt of vector borne disease research LMFAO #i do unfortunately kind of have a crush on a classmate so that's fine but whatever. grad school. men are nice to me and i lose my mind ig #need to go make out w a hot trans person i think that would solve my problems rn #but also it's nice to be so excited about someone deciding to sit next to me in every class :) #like wow how isolated have i been the last 3 years to be so delighted by like. active signs i have Officially Made Friends. #even if he does live like a block away from my dad and jokes every goddamn day like 'so i saw your dad yesterday' no you DIDNT shut UP #idk yesterday he sat right next to me in a class he usually sits w other people in and it sort of sent my brain off the edge and now im jus #yeah. sitting with this one. it's fine like it's normal. but wowie i do think it's my first time having a Big Ol Crush since (redacted) #a little scary for my animal brain i think but it's okay! #im 25 in like 3 ish weeks and i still get embarrassed about this stuff somehow? stupid. #he's just really nice and always really fun to talk to! i think i had to officially Sit With Myself today bc epi is doing a holiday party #and there's a baking contest and we were talking abt it in class and i was indecisive abt whether i want to participate #and he like fully cut me off and was like oh you should bake something so i can have some :) #and. well fuck now i have to lmao. IM SO EASY IT'S SO EMBARRASSING #good evening everyone. guess this is my journal now. anyway ken rice you owe me twenty dollars and i aim to COLLECT

[unproduciblesmackdown]

billions could only have a gay man, who was married, and died by the end of that season; only deal with taylor's upending of presumed cishettery by having everyone who's not terrible be automatically down without putting some crisis about it on them, as the better approach to trying to have people talk about it (true, certainly in this case); extent of its room for rian's latent nonbinariness being "never wearing skirts/dresses, always wearing makeup though"....all that is to say, even with neither of them allowed to be "truly" cishet, b/c that's the rewarded realm for superior people, billions could never do winstuk. but they could be kissing right now

#winston & tuk: cannot be cishet in a way that matters (billions means this as an insult. i mean it as a testimonial) #sure convincing that winston's own ideals are like ''wow im the straightest in the world'' after One alleged official dating experience #and Two crushes on nonbinary people. and being the One person who's a) supported tuk b) without telling him to Stop Being A Loser #the one way other characters can Elevate(tm) tuk more than winston: not Really support him; just tell him to Become worthier #while winston: does not do this #anyway nobody at all gets to be ''truly'' ''ideally'' cishet; just like other inventions re the Correctest body/mind's look & behavior #tbt yrs & yrs ago some random lady talking abt ''queering'' her marriage by having a cellphone or smthing like ma'am i agree nowadays fr #winston Cannot have a ''correct'' sexuality even if he's supposedly ''at least'' cishet with it #neither can tuk; next most loserest dumped no gf nerd! neither Unglasses'd; neither Thin; winston's autistic; tuk isn't white.... #show goes ''well just look at & listen to him XD'' towards winston on occasion; usually doesn't ''overtly'' do this; doesn't re: tuk.... #meanwhile the idea that well Non Hot(tm) people who have no place in ideals & fantasy of Correctness & what's most desired? #they can get with Each Other :) that doesn't threaten things haha don't know how wrong they are. or have accepted All They Deserve (less) #billions is so proximately capable of letting these two be Involved in this way lmao. but it also Isn't #can barely handle taylor & just avoids addressing as much outright as often; again: one gay man; neatly married; neatly deceased.... #iconic total hc's: supplementary dynamics the ladies who are also friends they hooked up w/in 6x11 having a fourway abt it #no anxious negotiating of what must be done & must not be done to keep it all cishet ''enough'' lol. congrats to them all #winston billions #winstuk #was already thinking winston could be dating someone we don't know abt till billions tried to reassure us oh he hasn't Of Course lol right #same is true for tuk ofc but he gets the same treatment (ft. ben's utter mysteriousness re: Any mention of past dating history....) #riawin could've been great & was completely welcome; issue became how the abusiveness there would just also manifest re: sex / romance #totally won't find resonance / overlap b/w ableism & homophobia in how winston's sexuality is seen as mere sex drive that's also gross btw #tuk's really also framed the same way like Of Course You'd Be Rejected; and Any desires would become repulsively Too Much #b/c the superior parties have to want it for it to be correct! & they'd never want You! you're just completely wrong & outside of it all #winston talking at all? Too Much. he must be talked To; & that is so usually begrudging & nonideal #other ppl being horney like well of course. pretty epic really #like w/e winston's sucking & fucking & [Saluting] if he isn't dating at all. like good for him. he can make out w/tuk one way or another #''winston can go fuck himself'' (like one bg dialogue person straightup says) Okay. He Is. party for one? this too can be Sex

[munamania]

um yall… sam’s roommate pulled up to coffee like. um. dressed like this. btw. and their hair is just like. a better fluffier mullet. is this surprising

#just wanna express what i’m dealing with btw because the hair thing sort of hit me like a truck earlier and then i was like #well girl wait… literally… come on lmao… also we both wore sweatervests hashtag twinem #it’s so chill though coffee was really fun #we ended up hanging for like two hours and then i was like fuckkkkk g2g to class and they walked w me partway there #and then almost dapped me up gave me a hug at the worst possible intersection there were so many people walking fuck the construction fr #but like. yeah it was chill im glad i reached out even tho like idk things r... ok.. w sam but we’re certainly not like 🤞 #and i think they just had a semi recent breakup and drama and im like. um. largely unwell #and need 2 just get through this semester so i rlly forced myself to chill and go in with no expectations and it was just :-) #i was charmed by how passionate he was talking abt the weather and stuff like within minutes of meeting #i was listening to a very excited spiel about el nino and the tornadoes in wisconsin and etc oh and they came up w an ocean fact for me #and also ugh they played piano for so long growing up and can still like. do it. fucckcjkkk. and demonstrated #this rlly odd chord. um. like stretching and flexing their hand. srrryy lol i’m just giggling #lol and i mentioned my hair journey at one point and they were like ‘yeah? tell me about it’ shut UP… oh and also #knew exactly the stairwell i was talking abt when i described my favorite and we managed to chat abt that ugh it was so dorky #like. aw wow this person is just really cool #i also think they’re stupid hot but like idk since we actually um communicated and etc it's taken out a lot of the #tendency i had/have to be like 'sigh what if -' and er mythologize ppl. i suppose could be said. like aw we're just yapping and we're loyal #story likers now and if they ever want to just like make out sometime that’s so chill but regardless like we ball 💪 #yayyyyyayyyyy me when i can be normal about things!!!!! 🫶🙈 #abby talks

[coquelicoq]

every time i see the moots freaking out on the dash about some character i don't know yet i'm like yeah but i'll be immune. in total confidence with absolutely no evidence or reason to believe that. because i have never yet been immune, but this time for sure i will be. all those other times were flukes. this one time, despite their stellar track record so far, these people who i follow for their good taste have fallen prey to a character i will surely feel neutral about. [guy who is about to be proven wrong in a major way voice] i'm absolutely 100% positive i will be above it.

#i'm so basic lmao #shinobuuuuuu my glorious lesbian husband im obsessed w you please be cocky and evil in my direction some more 🥵 #she's so hot she's soooo hot she even does the doorway lean like what on EARTH was i expecting. why do i always do this. #my posts #natsume's book of friends #i have this like kneejerk reaction to...i don't even know. excitement?? where i'm like well it can't be THAT interesting. #and then i start reading or watching or whatever and am like gasp! moi aussi?? surprised pikachu! #even tho many of the people i follow like other things that i also like which is why i follow them...so idk why this would be surprising... #maybe i'm subconsciously trying to manage my expectations? or maybe it's my inner hipster lol #anyway it is nice that it always comes as a pleasant surprise even though i do end up feeling like a first-class dumbass over and over #wow who could have predicted that the people i follow for their good taste would have good taste!! mind blown!!! #shinobu

[sea-shelly]

Ethical implications of stealing a prompt that has 'do not want m*x verst*pp*n' and requesting it specifically for max.....

#it's not my fault the idea is hot but the anon has no taste!!! #censored his name bc i dont want this in his tag lmao #seriously though was reading a prompt like 'wow i hopw someone writes this for max and daniel' and then theres a 'dnw max' #gorl...... #omg im so sorry those people i accidentally tagged #also one MADE for max and GP...... #i'm well read!!!!!! don't look at me

[narutomaki]

what's in the water where I keep getting THE hottest people to fuck...

#not to brag but the they/thems and he/theys and he/hims simply can not resist me. #not to brag but im gonna brag lmao. #now if i can just. abolish borders and advance rail and bus service over long distance. #smdh. #any way. #in jules selfie tag like damn... daaamn.... wow... wow... damn... wow... oh hot... fuuuuck.... damn....

[breadandblankets]

Honestly Barbara is lucky with how corrupt Gotham is, in no other city could they pull permits to do the huge electrical upgrades necessary to support Oracle to a building like the Clock Tower

#these are the kind of thoughts that only i have lmao #batfam #wow a cross over event!! #dc #bread talk #barbara gordon #oracles plug loading must be Massive #every time i look at her set up im like yeah thats a whole panelboard Just for that one computer lmao #hot girls when they pull an entire 100 amps down for their night time activites #especially if the clock tower is in old gotham they might have had to replace the overhead for the entire block lmao #oh lord #what if gotham has underground ducting #fuckkkkk that #at barbara in the 90s comics girly thats not “some gift money” thats “massive infrastructure overhaul” money #bread critiques the gotham city electrical infrastructure more at 11 #breadboarding

[raatopaikka]

A few weeks ago I heard someone use Emperor's new clothes as a metaphor and... I've been thinking about him admiring his new outfit a lot 😏

#emperor's new clothes #human form study #human body #doodle #receipt #receipt doodles #man #man bun #very half-assed colouring yeah i know :''D #anywaaaay this dude checking his naked self out in the mirror like ''ooh wow im hot 😏😏'' is so cute to me lmao #like ''hey let me parade around town naked so everyone can see how hot i am 😏😏''

[cocolacola]

i know i only posted joke art for them tonite but damn sertegra owns my ass

#nothing could ever replace them in my eyes #drawing ship art wasnt always my thing but i think it started with them lmao #realizing now it's been like a year since i really got into it is rlly weird #literally every time i draw it i do a little jig and hop up and down #like seras is so pretty and funny and silly and whimsical and integra is HOT AS FUCK next question. #jk im not going to mark her off as just Baddie Material she literally brings the whole dynamic together #two besties in london hype house what will they do #wow i wonder if this is projecting or not #sorry feeling mushy after drawing lots of them

[mag200]

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#oh im drawing a sarah baldwin that is SO hot. wow. #yall will see it in like a week lol. im so ahead on these tma drawings now #just bc i know with seeing mcr four times this week i am not gonna be the most productive lmao

[n0ct0urn1quet]

@510snake weak little pussy BITCH

#teehee! #HI wow its been a hot second (like 2 months) since ive gayposted #my bad :((((((((((((((((((( #but its ok im gyapgoinstoing now :))))))))))))))))))))))))) #u ar my ...... bloved :) #my scrimgbly my grinkly my scrombby #my scrimply! #u kno what ......... #maybeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee once i get a new pc i can try n see if i can get like . a webcam too or somthin #so we can!!!! video :) #bc bro i havent seen ur face in veeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeery long..... #i don remebr when i saw u last :((( #i feel like the last time we video chattd was in like. november? december maybe? #i feel like if we did in january i would remmeber but i feel like we didnt...... or maybe we did! i dont rly remmebr JSLDLJKG #my point is !!!!!!!!!!!! ur very pretyyyyy i miss seeing ur face... #hell even jus taking picturs of urself n sending them 2 me...... itd be ebic :] #i think ur very prety bro.... i wana see ur prety face........... #ghouagh its gona b so . Weird getting used to seeing u irl all the time when we liv together or even when/if i com visit u... #just bc like !!!!! #i only evre See Your Face like!!!!!! once every couple months lmao!!!!!! #so itll b weird just. seeing u. seeing ur Whole Body too. like woawo!!!!!!!! gf real!!!!!!!>!!?!??!!?!? SJKDKLJKLJF #but also now im kinda like hmmm have u changed at all sinc i saw u last ........................... #i mean prolly not honestly but. u said i looked different when u saw that Rancid Picture of me that toasty put in the gc that one time #so SDJKDSJKLLG.... who knwos! maybe youll look a lil different the next time i see u..... #but idk!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! my point is that. ur so pretys :) #my scrimplyyyyy my scringloooo my gromblyyyy..... my girlf :] #its been a while sinc i gayposted i feel like this is abt the time when the tags cut out. tag limit reached perhaps #SO IM JUS GONNA SAY AWAWAAGGHH I LOV U PEEPR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! my peopor!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! my girf!!!!!!!!!!!!! :] #i hope u get so good sleebies sooooo snugly and comfy in ur bed..... while i snugl u......... #and i hop the tags didnt cut out yet waagagahagh!!!!!

[volfoss]

sorry actually not done but gonna continue this in the tags

#i consume stuff w historical figures kinda reimagined to be like. sorry to say this or wtv but hot anime guys (gate 7) but like. any bs/d #stuff i see on my dash just feels like well. shipping hot anime boys together and like imo. i feel its a thing of considering what youre + #consuming and what the actual historical impact of that is. like to meeee it feels rly weird how people rly just kinda??? make shit for the #show based off of just wow this guy and this guy look good together and ofc this could just be like. based off of who i follow that posts #it but its also like??? idk. there is smth very very off about this show and i do not like it. not enough to make it a dni media but def #smth i gotta block the tags for eventually bc its just?????? it sucks lmao #sorry 2 any moots who like it im sure ur normal about it but if i see thats like primarily what someone is posting about and im looking to #follow them i prob wont. lol