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#and again yay for six (6) good nights! :D
heartshattering · 2 months
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Six great nights in a row (!!!!!!), then one not-so great night last night... 😵‍💫
I'm still coping a lot better than I normally would though. A similar situation would've turned me into a mess not too long ago, but this time it just felt like a minor blip. So I think I still deserve to be proud of myself. I wish I could prevent nighttime panic episodes altogether but at least I've gotten better at pulling myself out of them before they blow up too badly. I've figured out how to soothe myself without going into catastrophe mode. Plus I was able to finish something I was working on last night so now I'm able to go on a break until the end of the month (and honestly the work hanging over my head might have been one of the major factors contributing to my panic last night, so luckily I don't have to worry about that anymore).
Tonight will definitely go better since I figured out what went wrong and know how to tackle it. I just have to put in a little extra time for self-regulating and winding down (which should be easier since I got rid of one of my stressors already, and I've been keeping my healthy coping strategies in mind for when I feel overwhelmed). Last night wasn't the best but tbh it might have been necessary since it did push me into getting one big task out of the way (that I might have kept avoiding otherwise because of anxiety) and now I can relax more. I'm feeling way better now and today has been going alright so far so I'm glad. It will be okay.
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twsted-princess · 2 years
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"Wait......what were we doing again?" "I don't know.....I wasn't really listening."
(Art done by @porcelainglass)
Bio
Name: Triga (left eye covered) and Almond Vult (right eye covered)
Nicknames: Birdbrains, Turkeys, (Leona) Penguin 1 and Penguin 2, (Floyd) Petits Chasseurs (Rook)
Voice Actor: Yukari Tamura
Gender: Female (She/Her)
Age: 16
Sexuality: Aroace
Height: 5'2
Race: Harpy
Homeland: Opulent Empire
Birthday: 6/20
Starsign: Gemini
Family: Mother, Father
Occupation: Students
Based off: Trigger and Nutsy (Robin Hood)
Professional Status
Dorm: Faircastle (@raihan-of-sunshine)
School Year: First
Class: 1-D
Best Subject: None
Club: Cheerleading
Dominant Hand: Quad-dexterous (Can use both wings and talon feet)
Favorite Food: Shepherd's pie
Hated Food: Poultry
Likes: Marigold, Their dorm mates, Shiny things
Dislikes: Rook, Floyd, Really anyone who looks at Marigold funny
Hobbies: Flying, Aiming at people who give Marigold trouble with (toilet plunger tipped) arrows
Talents: Sharpshooting
Unique Magic: Hawk's Eye
Both of them can see far distances, individually they can see 500 miles but together it increases up to 50,000 miles if they don't get a headache first.
Backstory
The dumbest students in Night Raven College and the personal guards of Marigold Lionhart. Though how they got the job is iffy but the tiny royal seems to think they're capable. They're by her side constantly and are her yes man that genuinely think every idea she has is beyond brilliant. If anyone tries anything with Mari they will kill but they get held back by Lyra or by their own stupidity. Triga is completely blunt who never thinks before she opens her mouth while Almond is the ultimate klutz that runs into a wall at least six times each day. If you look inside their brain all you see is this.
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As for their history originally the two were from the Afterglow Savanna with their parents being minor guards for the Kingscholar family. Their lives were cushy but pretty uneventful since neither of them had any friends, although it never seem to bother them. But soon their father was given a better opportunity in the Opulent Empire as a hightower watcher and guard, thus they all moved to a new life. Once they got there the twins almost fell into Marigold's good graces by making her laugh at their antics. They quickly became good friends with Triga and Almond swearing to be the young noble's eyes in the sky. However there was one teensy tiny ittsy bitsy problem, Marigold going to Night Raven College. The twins didn't know that she went there and by the time she left for her second year they didn't know at all. Soon when they saw a weird carriage traveling away and their boss is gone they put their heads together for a plan. They just......left the kingdom after the carriage......without telling anyone. They flew all the way to the Isle of Sages and crash-landed into Marigold cause they didn't want to be alone. So now they're here...........yay.
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Spoons? What spoons?
Hi yall! Been meaning to check in for a while :3 put under a read more cuz goddamn it has been a while.
SO when last we met LOLOL or some other opener... xD
Dad
Dad’s doing as well as can be expected. His brain is more or less getting back to normal (mom says its not; I told her she’s just seeing him for the first time proper and all the cruel shit he’s saying/doing is very much in-character for him when he’s not always stoned, but thanks to therapy I have the words and stuff to communicate all that abusive shit to her now; I love him but I hate him but we’ll touch on that xD). He’s had three amputations so far and he’s developed osteomyelitis (bone infection) so he’s been doing 2hr ‘dives’ in the Hyperbaric chamber every other day to fight it up to 10 dives. I’m told its $200,000 treatment which their new health insurance is fully paying for cuz one surgery already hit the $20,000 premium (don’t even get me started on THAT fight I had to do to get them signed up so we’d still have a place to live- they don’t ‘believe’ in insurance cuz they dont know shit... lawsuits are still pending and will be for the next 2-3yrs i expect). So... yeah. Mom has stepped up with a lot of stuff and she’s better educated on it all too thank fuck.
Thank fuck for therapy
The entire time dad’s stuff has been taking place, I’ve been attempting therapy, which was never explained to me properly/offered of ‘why am i here’ sort of thing, soooo about 4months (5-6 sessions of 30min therapy) turned out to be a COMPLETE waste of time. I’m on mediCal and the clinic they assigned me to only deals with mild-moderate trauma and can only see me for max. of six months when most patients make an improvement. Asking the therapist when we’d actually get to the trauma and triggers and all the other shit I’ve been pursuing therapy for two years over resulted in some clarity and I’ve been putting off making the phone call X_X My therapist only deals with singular trauma, and she said I have complex/multiple trauma with PTSD, and there’s no possible way (in my opinion and hers as well) I’d get any modicum of ‘better’ in six months cuz I’m too damaged, so like... that’s fun to know. I’ve been living in denial about my quality of life for decades and hearing it from a professional has considerably destroyed my sense of self (as it should tbh cuz these rose colored glasses are made of broken bottles LOL). Everything about myself revolves around survival tactics so I’m kind of floundering about living in lies (cuz coming to terms with trauma you’ve convinced yourself doesn’t actually bother you too much will do that, and ‘fawning’ is apparently one of the flight/fight responses and hardcore how i’ve lived these past decades) sooooo that’s what I’m dealing with and it’s super painful to come to terms with. If you’ve ever had to eat fast-food ketchup packets cuz you’re so hungry as a child and there’s nothing else you can have and they’re free, WELP then you might have a very very small window of what my quality of life has been like (: and me and my sister just thought we were fat kids for always being hungry constantly LOL
Also thank fuck for brain medication
On the good news end, I’ve officially been medicated just over 2months for my adhd :D I’m on atomoxetine (strattera) and it’s COMPLETELY gotten rid of my executive dysfunction, I can get up in the morning regardless of how much sleep I’ve gotten, and I have much more energy and motivation to do stuff :) My medication isn’t a stimulant but works on the adrenal glands (which I suspected from various other body ailments might be the source of a LOT of my problems-- especially the chronic fatigue- and if the meds took them away, then I was right, and they did, so.... adrenal gland fixer yay!) and anyways it’s improved life a lot. It gives me goosebumps sometimes too which is funny but I’m real happy with it. If anyone has any questions, I’ve always been a loud mouth irl about my disorders in order to be visible and unashamed for others, and I’ve helped a lot of peers irl with mental bullshit and I’m always willing to pay it forward! :)
The doom and gloom stuff xD
I’m trying to get back into writing. Desperately. I spend time at night writing a couple of sentences when it’s quiet, but then I usually pass out in five minutes cuz tbh I don’t really sleep anymore and I haven’t since dad’s accident so progress on my creative endeavors is going very very slow. Lord knows I have the fucking time rn. I’ve been getting one shift a week at work since June cuz there’s NO hours, so I’m freaking out about money (i’m probably gonna open commissions again), and my life, and my age, and how I’ll never get out of fucking debt at this rate, and how I’m so fucking mentally fucked cuz I can’t do two/three jobs with my fucking adhd and shit, and I want to move out but I can’t live with other people cuz of the aforementioned trauma/distrust and it’s not like anywhere is affordable anyways in this hell country soooo. Yeah. I’m at the point of taking out balance transfers from credit cards to deposit cash into my bank account cuz i can’t fucking survive otherwise and I guess I’ll figure that out next month. I joke around but are any of you an escort/have you done that kind of work before/could I ask questions? >_> I need options. If I could sell an organ for about $25k i’d just do that but i AM desperate and I’m open to any and all suggestions for quick cash no matter how demeaning. Can’t demean someone who’s used to it all their life! :D Real talk tho i’m not kidding, if anyone could point me to some resources, DM me :|
So yeah that’s what’s up in a nutshell. Really REALLY wanna write and finish some shit... existential dread and basic survival is getting in the way of that. Bear with me though, it’s been a very very tough year but nothing has been abandoned and I’m definitely around. Just rarely have the spoons to do shit :D
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This Week in Gundam Wing (August 2-8, 2020)
Hey Gundam Wing fandom!  I lost this whole post when it was nearly complete and had to do it ALL OVER AGAIN last night!  YAY!  Can you hear the screaming?  There was a lot of screaming.  :D
In any case...your fellow fans have done some awesome work this week and there are some cool events coming up!  Be sure to check them out and show your creators some love!
--Mod LAM
Fanfiction
Beneath: Leprechauns and Clovers (Ch.10/?) by @duointherain​
Characters: 5 pilots + Relena
Pairings: 1x2
Rating: Teen and Up
Tags / Warnings: Leprechaun (movie), AU, crossover
Summary:  The twins get their father back... that doesn't work out well.
Flashing Lights (Ch.1-4/?) by @vin-doodles-gundams
Characters: Heero, Duo, Trowa, Quatre, Rashid, Howard, Sally
Pairings: 1x2, 3x4
Rating: Teen and Up
Tags / Warnings: blood, violence, mental health issues, mental anguish, teen romance, slow romance, AU, canon divergent
Summary:  A captured OZ officer turns out to be more than she appears. One Gundam Pilot struggles with inner demons while another fights to find his place in the world. Romances, friendships, and alliances come and go like flashing lights in the night. Gundam Wing AU (set somewhere in the middle of the series).
Strangers (Ch.8/16) by @chronicwhimsy
Characters: Duo, Wufei, OC
Pairings: 2x5
Rating: EXPLICIT
Tags / Warnings: long lost twins, post-EW
Summary: If you said the word "brother" to Duo Maxwell, he'd think of the other pilots.If you said, "no, your long-lost brother" to Duo Maxwell, he'd think of Solo and be very confused.If you said, "no, your twin brother you were separated from at birth, and he's now working with the Preventers as a lawyer" to Duo Maxwell, he would go and punch his doppelganger.Duo Maxwell isn't good at dealing with things, but unfortunately this particular thing isn't going to go away that easily.
Twenty Kisses (Ch.8/20) by @bobo-is-tha-bomb​
Characters: Heero, Reader
Pairings: Heero x Reader
Rating: Teen and Up
Tags / Warnings: romance, kissing, drabble collection, reader insert
Summary: The prompt for this one was, “unable to open their eyes for a few moments afterwards”  
For the heart I once had (Ch.3/13) by @bobo-is-tha-bomb​
Characters: 5 pilots + Une, Rashid
Pairings: Trowa x OC
Rating: MATURE
Tags / Warnings: romance, drama, angst, violence
Summary:  The discovery of a young woman in a basement leads to a dive in Trowa's past, the Barton Foundation, and a promise he made at the age of thirteen. Who is this woman and how is she related to Quatre? The criminal that kept the woman locked up is arrested, but she is far from safe. Trowa does his best to honor his promise, but will he be able to protect her when a assassin is send after her?
The Sexy Heero Files (Ch.6/?) by @bobo-is-tha-bomb​
Characters: Heero, Reader
Pairings: Heero x Reader
Rating: EXPLICIT
Tags / Warnings: lemon, PWP, reader insert, romance
Summary:  Sexy moments with your sexy boyfriend. And you simply can't resist him.
Stand Without Flinching (Ch.18/?) by @angelselene​
Characters: 5 pilots + The Avengers
Pairings:  1x2, 3x4, 5xS, TonyxSteve, WandaxVision
Rating: MATURE
Tags / Warnings:  post-canon, canon divergent, fix-it, GW/MCU crossover, PTSD, found family, slow burn, moral ambiiguity, Tony Stark is Duo’s father
Summary:  For Duo Maxwell, family are the people he has loved and lost and whose names he bears. For Tony Stark, family has always been blood and a name and Howard’s shadow looming over him.
Tornadoes and Constellations by @angelselene​
Characters:  Heero, Duo, Wufei, Une
Pairings: 1x2
Rating: MATURE
Tags / Warnings:  post-canon, Preventers, violence
Summary:  Heero read the employee handbook and regulations cover-to-cover, so had Duo, but neither of them had thought that the nonfraternization policy would apply to them when they joined the Preventers. It takes six months before they convince Une to let them undermine the policy and partner. Drama and shenanigans ensue. –companion fic to Stand Without Flinching but reads well as a stand alone.
Sand and Glass (Ch.1-3/?) by @pineappleglazedham
Characters: Winner and Catalonia families, others
Pairings:  4xD, 1xR
Rating: Teen and Up
Tags / Warnings:  fantasy AU, romance, marriage proposal, forced marriage, family drama, political intrigue
Summary:  After her father's death, Dorothy's position as heir to House Catalonia is called into question. Meanwhile, Quatre abdicates the throne to his eldest sister, leaving himself adrift and seeking purpose. Taking fate into her own hands, Dorothy journeys to Sandrock with a proposal that could shape the rest of the continent for generations to come.
LAM!verse Snippet by @lifeaftermeteor​
Characters: 5 pilots + others
Pairings: 1x2, background 5xR, background Sx11
Rating: General
Tags / Warnings: post-canon, post-EW, slice of life, asexual Duo
Summary: Duo and Heero demonstrate what they do instead of having sex
Fanart
Wufei Chang by @the-efaf-draws
Duo and Wufei by @andythelemon
Duo and Quatre by @tatakaumono
Cat Quatre by @hanryuu
Relena with Hilde and Heero by @gw-lostgeneration
Trowa Barton by @antarespromise
LOTS of stuff by @vin-doodles-gundams
Flashing Lights ficart
Quatre and Duo
Quatre and Duo hug + ficlet
Pensive Duo
Camp Counselor Duo
Duo on watch
Kisses for Quatre
Heero and Duo
Duo on the run
Quatre and Trowa
Other Fanwork
Gunpla and Cosplay
Tallgeese and Wing by @macks-mechas
Tallgeese by @matthewtakthehunch
Headcanons and Discussion
Lightning in Me, a 3x4 playlist by @lifeaftermeteor​
What on earth is going on with the rhino by @laotzusgymshoes
Edits, Scans, and Fun Stuff
Screencap Edit (Une, MIrrorball) by @pineappleglazedham
Gundam Robot testing at Yokohama shared by @dailyhangover
1x2 DJ scan by @cuteciboulette​
@incorrectgundamwingquotes​ keeps making us smile. Some favorites:
Don’t get any ideas
Sub-optimal
So boring
@vin-doodles-gundams is looking for GW RP partners
Scans from Glory of the Losers cleaned up by @disturbed02girl are available in their GOL TAG!  Go check them out
Scans from the  Gundam Wing Complete Operation Newtype Collection Art Book shared by @bobo-is-tha-bomb​
The Gundams (including Epyon)
Other Mobile Suits
Gundam Pilots
OZ Characters
The Girls
Other Characters, part I // part II // part III
Spacecraft
Earth transportation and weaponry
Calendar Events
Cocktail Friday prompts continue over at @gwcocktailfriday​
Post your response on Friday between 3-5PM EDT
This week’s prompt is over here
Summer of Hilde is a go over at @seasons-of-gundamwing​
Event dates run August 16-22
Information and full prompt list is available over here
The next fandom Discord Meet-Up will occur August 29-30
"Official” events will kick off at 9AM EDT and will run till whenever both days. Fans are encouraged to pop in and out as their schedules allow.  Be sure ot follow @lifeaftermeteor​ more info!
Get ready for the 2020 OC October event with @gwoc-october​
Every October we encourage fans to share stories, headcanons, and information about their original characters. Help pick out this year’s prompt list over here.
Note that we have a fandom events calendar over here. Be sure to check it out if you’re looking to participate in future events and let us know if you’re planning one of your own!
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kajaono · 5 years
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hi so I saw you reblogging so much of (different) sherlock stuff. where is it all from and how gay is everything if u dont mind me asking? :D have a good day/night (:
Updated version: 19.05.2024
Hey nonny, thank you for asking. I guess you allready know BBC Sherlock so i skip that and come straight gay to other stuff.
1. The The Furtive Festivity. It is a Johnlock comedy short movie that was produced during the bbc sherlock season 4 aftermath (seaosn 4 aftermath = fans who didn't liked the idea of canon Johnlock said that IF we want a canon Johnlock we should do it ourselves. So the heros of @sherlockppu started a crowdfunding page and made this short movie). It is about John who trys to organize a surprise party for Sherlock. It is really funny, full of heart, unapologetic gay and has a super soft ending. It can be watched for free on youtube:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TQaoCdh7q6I
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2. CBS Elementary. It had the bad luck to be released during the second season of BBC Sherlock. So many people ignored it and/or gave it a lot of hate. It is not justified imo. Like BBC Sherlock it plays in modern times, but it plays in modern NY. Sherlock is a tattooed ex junkie (still british) who just got dischared from a rehab center and Joan is an chinese woman. She is an ex doctor and now should help Sherlock for six weeks to get back into his regular life, find a job again, stay clean and go to therapy. Even with those changes is a really briliant adaptation that stays really true to the orginial stories. It is super nerdy, the humor is on point, the cases are really clever and the show cares deeply for its characters. It is also really diverse. For a whole season Sherlock is dating a disabled woman, mental illnesses are a topic, Sherlocks drug use is topic in every season, lgbt people get mentioned really often and appearing often as side characters. Sadly noone of the main cast is queer but the possibility is allways discussed. Actually the sexuality of the whole main cast, expecially of Joan Watson and Marcus Bell, are left open and there are a lot of nice shipping options in the show that the writers deeply care for: male/male, female/male, female/female as well as an OT3. I would highly recommend to check it out. It is my favorite adaptation. The last epsiode is aired tonight. The show is closed in seven seasons. I can not say how season 7 final is, but orginially season 6 was planned as the final and it is an awesome final season that gives you everthing you want and more.
Edit: Season 7 is absolut amazing. Reichenbach happens, no shock value ending. No force straight relationship. Untraditional family bounds. The ending is honoring the relationships of the characters and the growth they archieved. This show is amazing. Please watch it (many shows can still learn from this ending).
Edit 2: After I asked one of the Elementary writers (Robert Hewitt Wolfe) here on tumblr about the queer undertones he confirmed that Sherlock - in this adaptation - is definitly implied to be queer (Longest yay ever!) He also confirmed that Sherlock - in this adaptation - is basically neurodivergent.
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3. RDJ Sherlock Holmes. The movies with RDJ and Jude Law are focusing more on Sherlock nature as a fighter then on his deduction skills. Nevertheless they are also really clever written and i like how Guy Ritchie is filming his stories. There are two movie, a third one will be released decemeber 2021. The first movie is named “Sherlock Holmes” and focus on a more fictive case that is not discussed in the orginial ACD books. While the second movie focuses on the Moriaty case and stays more true to the ACD canon. The relationship between John and Watson is really queer, especially in the second movie. Sure it is still a Hollywood movie so Sherlock is dating Irene, but a kiss between Sherlock and a woman that you can see in the trailer was cut from the final movie and instead we got a Sherlock and John dancing scene. (In the second movie: A game of shadows.”). Jude Law himself describes the movie as a rom com. I would also recommend you to check them out. They are on Netflix. Also the humor is great and costumes are a dream.
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4. Granada Sherlock Holmes. That is a TV show that was released 1984 and actually retells all of the orginal stories 1:1. With a few changes. John never marries Mary and the personal life of John and Sherlock gets more fleshed out. Jeremy Brett who is playing Sherlock Holmes is really close to how i imagined ACD Sherlock Holmes. John Watson is not portrayed as dumb side kick like other adaptations did back then but as a clever fellow. Of course because of the time it is only subtextual queer but due to the performance of the main actors they are really shipable. Jeremy Brett the actor of Sherlock was bisexual in real life and said such golorious things as “If it cheers up the gays, I’m thrilled“
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5. the private life of sherlock holmes. The movie was released 1970. I do not know if I can highly recommend it but the author wrote Sherlock as a closet gay man in this adapatation and if you are a fan of BBC sherlock you will find a lot of similarities. Because the writers of BBC sherlock based their TV show on this movie. Nevertheless there are some great queer scene. For example where Sherlock refuse to impregnate a woman by saying that he and John are in a loving relationship. You can also find that scene on Youtube if you are interested in that.
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6. Miss Sherlock. A TV show from HBO asia where both Shelrock and John are japense woman. While the first case is really disappoiting imo it gets a lot better in the later epsiodes. I only have watched the first three epsiode (because i am from germany and i do not like to stream illegal) but from what i saw it is a really promising show. John and Sherlock are of course really shippable again. What of course gets a really great new dynamic with both of them being women. Some who watched the last epsiode even go so far to say that Johnlock is canon in this adaptation. I can neither confirm nor deny that.
Edit: I have now watched all epsiodes and I can tell you that this adaption has the most well written Reichenbach ending I have ever seen. First, does the show levels up from a really mediocre first epsiode to a breathtaking final epsiode it. Second, while a few elements in the final epsiodes are copied from BBC Sherlock they are 100% better written, so clever and so well crafted. Also I now understand why people say that Watolock is canon here. I do not want to spoil to much but at the end Wato has to choose between her boyfriend and Sherlock. The rest is obvious, isn‘t it
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7. Gosick. Also a japense adaptation. In this case as an anime and as books. I only read the books. In this adaptation Sherlock is a teenage girl with long blond hair who lives in the higest room of an old library in a school for rich kids. John is a teenage boy who comes from Japan and got an internship at this school because his brothers and his father are army members. John himself is not really a soilder but he does his best. He and Sherlock (Victorique) are solving cases in 9 different novels. There is nothing queer about this adaptation but i love how well written the cases are and that unlike other young Sherlock novels John does not gets ereased. Appreantly there are also sequel novels but i can not tell you something about.
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8. House md. An medial/hospital AU where both John and Sherlock are sucessful doctors. Sherlock (Gregory House) has a drug addiction, is really arrogant but allways gets soft when he is around his Watson (James Wilson). All in all it is more clever written hospital show, but it never forgets its orginis (House is living in 221B, Irene Adler gets mentioned and in the last season Reichenbach happens). And i can spoil you so much. It takes you a time to ship House and Wilson but later they move in a house together, propose to eachother (”as a joke” sure jan..) and they drive into the sunset together at the end. Also pay attention to the music soundtracks. Most of what is left unsaid is told by the soundtracks. The show is closed in 8 seasons.
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9. Enola Holmes - Books.  The books are about a fictive young sister for Sherlock and Mycroft Holmes who is solving cases on her own. The stories are still set in 1900. I only have read the first four novels so far. Now, 2024, there are nine Enola Holmes books.
There is nothing queer about the first novel. Sadly, John does not even appear in the first novel and imo the author gets a few things wrong about how Sherlock thinks about women. But the book is surprisingly feministic for a teen novel. Being a woman in Victorian era gets used as a weapon here in a way you wouldn’t expected. Ther first novel does not even has 200 pages but is a good read if your want a well crafted young teen book with a strong female lead.
Edit 1: I have now read novel 1 to 4 and until now there was only one Johnlock moment. At the end of the third book Johnlock gets their own short chapter. Nothing queer… just really soft (I am not complaining). On the other hand, Enola has a “friend”, a young lady that she constantly needs to save from trouble, Lady Cecily. They are not girlfriends, but really shipable in a very cute ‘first teenage love’ way. When Enola thinks about her (and she does that really often) she calls her “my missunderstood lady”. Especially the fourth novel turned out really queer in general, with all being subtext and probably not intended by the author herself.
Edit 2: I now have read book 1 to 8. The books are still not queer but Nancy Springer (the author) said she is okay with every interpretation we might have of Enola and her love life, she just won't give Enola a romantic relarionship, neither male nor female. (She is actually really angry at the movies for making Enola fall in love with a boy, lol). Still nothing queer between Holmes and Watson, but the Enola/Cecily relationship keeps on going strong. Go lesians! (not canon).,
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I can highly recommend the books!
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9. Enole Holmes - two movies. Based on the Enola Holmes book series a movie was released 2020 with Henry Cavil as Sherlock and Millie Bobby Brown as his young sister Enola. The movie adapts the first book but does not really sticks to its orginial plot. Many things get changed. That does not mean it is a bad movie but many motives seem really poorly explained in the movie, when you compare it with the book. A really MAJOR change happens in the movie: Enola falls in love with a boy what NEVER happens in the books (she is more attracted to girls, see above). So there is nothing queer about the movie. Also because Cavill!Sherlock does not meet his John yet. There are one or two nice gay panic scenes for Sherlock nevertheless.
Edit: the second movie was released recently. Sadly it is still really heterosexual and has nothing to do with the books anymore. I really enjoyed the second movie nevertheless. And we finally got our John! Sadly he is only appears at the end of the movie and only for a few seconds but he exchanges some really soft smiles with Sherlock. So I am really hyped for a potential third movie, hopefully with more John watson content!
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10. The Irregulars - TV Show. The Irregulars is a TV-show that was released on Netflix 2021 and has one season so far. I actually do not think the official description of Netflix is really accurate so i will choose another one. The Irregulars is about Sherlock Holmes who lost control over his drug use so John Watson is engaging a gang of street kids to solve crimes for him, and like that tries save his and Sherlocks reputation. The Baker Street Irregulars were allready featured in the orginial novels by ACD. Allready here they helped Holmes to solve cases from time to time. The Irregulars (the show) mostly focuses on the cases the gang has to solve. They have a supernatural twist. John and Sherlock are more supporting characters, but nevertheless center of the story. Is it gay? Yes, definitly. Slight Spoilers ahead. Beware. In this adaptation John is a) a man of color and b) gay. He is confirmed - in the show - in love with Sherlock. He admits it multiple times and he has to face no homophobia for it. Also some background characters are gay and dance, kiss and cuddle at the birthday party of the prince of Endland. On the other hand Sherlock is really straight in this adaptation. And not in the way Elementary is straight with a few sex scenes and a girlfriend. But straight straight. So there is no canon Johnlock in this adaptation…. yet?  All in all this adaptation is really tragic so noone is happy in the end. Nevertheless it allready holds a special place in my heart. Not only because it is the major Sherlock Holmes adaptation where John is canonly gay. But also because this show straight- and queerbaits the audience in the most beautiful way possible. Some people say the show gets Sherlocks and John personality completly wrong but i would argue in its weird twisted it gets them better then any other adaptation i have seen so far. “Sherlock Holmes i not the work of one man, but of two.” And Royce (John Watson) is doing the most jealous, heartbreaking, love puppy faces i have ever seen. This man has an acting range. It blows me away. The only downside, especially the first three eps are really bad written, but it gets better and there is a lot of potential to develop. (i will add a better picture of these two cuties as soon as i find one)
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11. BBC Sherlock - closed in 4 seasons. It was brought to my attention that many people haven’t watched BBC Sherlock these days, or never finished it. So i am finally adding BBC Sherlock here as well. It plays in modern London and every episode is 90 minutes long. But every season has only three episodes. It doesn’t really has an overall plot but more focus on the overall cases. Nevertheless Moriaty is allways in the focus of the story. Sadly I can not say it is gay. But it is great at queerbaiting. So good that even the official BBC3 twitter channel posted Johnlock shipping posts… but they never become canon in this adaptation. Also neither John nor Sherlock are confirmed queer. The show heavily plays with the idea of them being a couple without actually ever going there. John even asked Sherlock if he has a boyfriend when they first meet. But actually the close relationship they have is allways played for jokes. There are some gay side characters but all of them turn out to be evil. Nevertheless season 1 to 3 and TAB are really well written and worth a look. Season 4 is a mess full of plotholes and abonding every chemistry these two shared in favor of a straight ending.
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12: Sherlock Hound - closed in two seasons.
Sherlock Hound is an anime, done by Studio Ghibli, directed by Hayao Miyazaki (Totoro etc.). It is about Holmes and Watson who happen to be dogs, in a universe where everyone is a dog. The episodes are around 25 minutes long each, and always feature one closed case. It is always Moriarty and his gang vs. Holmes/Watson. There are many throwbacks to the original ACD books, which is really lovely. Sometimes the easter eggs are hidden, sometimes they are really obvious. I only have watched the first 8 cases but so far the show is a lot of fun because every character is treated with respect, especially John. He is not the dumb side kick but a best and caring friend. So there are many soft scenes between him and Holmes. Even though it is not "gay" it is still cute to watch, especially when you enjoy a well written Holmes/Watson dynamic. But they both seem to be attracted to Mrs. Hudson? Thats what i am still really confused about. I will keep you updated.
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13. Sherlock & Co - season 1 still running
Sherlock & Co is podcast, currently running on Spotify and everywhere where you can listen to podcasts. Its about John who just returned from the Ukraine, wounded and jobless. And of course he ends up in 221B together with Holmes. And they start solving cases together. The twist, John is a podcaster in this one. So he always speaks directly, to us, the audience. So its an audio book, pretending to be a podcast. Its a lot of fun. John is an akward nerd in this one, suffering from PTSD, and Sherlock has canon autism, among other diagnoses. The cases are always split in two or three parts, between 20 to 30 minutes long. Is it gay? Well.... we don't know that yet. They made Victor Trevor gay, which is big thumb ups from me, and the authors are aware of Johnlock. But if they will go there eventually? Only time will tell.
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14. The Great Mouse Detective - movie
Thats a Disney movie from 1986. Sherlock and Watson are mice, living under 221B. Watson just returned from Afghanistan and is looking for a flat. He runs into a little crying girl. Her father got kidnapped by Moriarty. They go to Sherlock and together they solve the case. Its a great fun movie but also super unhinged. It has some really scary scenes, considering its a kids movie. BBC Sherlock might call himself a drama queen. THIS Sherlock here is the real drama queen. Its unbelievable. But also really funny of course. Him and Watson are really soft, Sherlock cares deeply for Watson and its really sad when he wants to leave again eventually. Nothing gay of course but a well written Holmes/Watson relationship.
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15. The hound of the baskervilles 2002/The case of silk Stocking
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These two are TV movies, aired 2002 and 2004. The connecting element is Ian Hart as John Watson. The actor of Sherlock Holmes gets changes in the second movie:
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Both Holmes aren't good options imo, but Ian Hart as John Watson is a dream. The first movie focuses A LOT on Watson. The second one.. not so much. Is it gay? Well... it is compliacted. The first one has a really interesting take on the Holmes/Watson relationship, opening the movie with Holmes and Watson in a turkish bath, and them sharing a deep bound and many emotional scenes together. I personally read those scenes as queer (even though they were probably never meant like this). Watson has a really active part in the relationship. Setting boundraies and telling Holmes what to do and not to do. The first movie ends with Holmes asking Watson out on a date. The second movie? Gives Watson a random book non-accuarte love interest, and mostly ignores him. In the end Watson marries and leaves Holmes behind, featuring the iconic line: "“For me,” said Sherlock Holmes, “there still remains the cocaine-bottle.” And he stretched his long white hand up for it." So there are some queer undertones and i really think they were intentional (like Holmes being featured on the wedding photo) but all in all it is not queer.
Upcoming: CBS Watson A medical drama, focusing on Watson who is working in a hospital. At this point Holmes already got killed by Moriarty. This is everything we know so fat. Watson will be played by Morriss Chestnut. It is written by the CBS Elemenetary writing team
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Upcoming: Young Sherlock
Written by Guy Ritchie, it focus on the Young Sherlock Holmes, based on the Young Sherlock Holmes novels by Andrew Lane.
So that should be all for the beginning. I hope that helped. If you want more detailed information on one of the show feel free to contact me again.
It could be that i forget a show. In this case i will add it later. 
And at my fellow Sherlockians feel free to add Russian Sherlock or Rathbone Sherlock or any other adaptation i haven’t watched yet.
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Can you do them all for us. I know it's a lot to ask but it's just easier like this. Thank you
Ah shit, here we go again. To who though? This is the 2nd time I do this, so you could at least send me a message you know. At least I would know who wants to know 200 informations of me :’D
200: My crush’s name is: @xedalist199: I was born in: 2000198: I am really: in love197: My cellphone company is: Huawei196: My eye color is: green195: My shoe size is: EU 39194: My ring size is: I don’t know tbh, I never wear ring.193: My height is: 171 cm192: I am allergic to: I don’t have any allergies.191: My 1st car was: I can’t even drive. :’D190: My 1st job was: waitress189: Last book you read: Eastern by Martin Kay188: My bed is: Not so comfy.187: My pet: fish186: My best friend: @sangeki-x185: My favorite shampoo is: Syoss pure184: Xbox or ps3: pc183: Piggy banks are: useless182: In my pockets: I don’t have pockets right now. If i have, usually nothing.181: On my calendar: Nothing because my life is boring.180: Marriage is: not meant to make you happy179: Spongebob can: make Krabby Patty178: My mom: too loud177: The last three songs I bought were? I’ve never spent money on songs before.176: Last YouTube video watched: A hungarian streamer’s highlights video.175: How many cousins do you have? 3174: Do you have any siblings? Yes, a brother.173: Are your parents divorced? no172: Are you taller than your mom? yes171: Do you play an instrument? No but I would love to.170: What did you do yesterday? worked, played[ I Believe In ] 169: Love at first sight: yes168: Luck: yes167: Fate: yes166: Yourself: no165: Aliens: no164: Heaven: no163: Hell: no162: God: I just don’t care.161: Horoscopes: kinda160: Soul mates: yes159: Ghosts: yes158: Gay Marriage: yes157: War: no156: Orbs: yes155: Magic: no[ This or That ] 154: Hugs or Kisses: meh both >153: Drunk or High: drunk152: Phone or Online: both151: Red heads or Black haired: ahh booooth150: Blondes or Brunettes: both :’D149: Hot or cold: cold148: Summer or winter: winter147: Autumn or Spring: autumn146: Chocolate or vanilla: chocolate145: Night or Day: night144: Oranges or Apples: oranges143: Curly or Straight hair: on me, straight but both ftw142: McDonalds or Burger King: McDonalds141: White Chocolate or Milk Chocolate: milk chocolate140: Mac or PC: pc139: Flip flops or high heals: flip flops138: Ugly and rich OR sweet and poor: sweet and poor137: Coke or Pepsi: neither of them136: Hillary or Obama: Obama? :’D I’m not from the USA135: Burried or cremated: burried134: Singing or Dancing: singing133: Coach or Chanel: ugh never heard of Coach before :’D132: Kat McPhee or Taylor Hicks: I don’t even know them :’D131: Small town or Big city: small town130: Wal-Mart or Target: -129: Ben Stiller or Adam Sandler: -128: Manicure or Pedicure: manicure127: East Coast or West Coast: East126: Your Birthday or Christmas: Christmas125: Chocolate or Flowers: chocolate124: Disney or Six Flags: Disney123: Yankees or Red Sox: -[ Here’s What I Think About ] 122: War: It’s pointless.121: George Bush: -120: Gay Marriage: Two people who love eachother decide to spend the rest of their lives together. It’s just normal marriage.119: The presidential election: -118: Abortion: -117: MySpace: -116: Reality TV: It can be funny af.115: Parents: My parents? You don’t want to know what i think about them.114: Back stabbers: They are disgusting.113: Ebay: Usually trash.112: Facebook: It’s okay.111: Work: It’s good, if you are working you can buy stuff you want.110: My Neighbors: I never see them so they are ok. :’D109: Gas Prices: TOO HIGH108: Designer Clothes: Having them is just showing off.107: College: It’s aight.106: Sports: I’m not interested in it.105: My family: lmao104: The future: If it’s with my bf, it’s perfect.[ Last time I ] 103: Hugged someone: I don’t even remember.102: Last time you ate: an hour ago101: Saw someone I haven’t seen in awhile: on monday100: Cried in front of someone: last week99: Went to a movie theater: months ago98: Took a vacation: 2 weeks ago97: Swam in a pool: years ago?96: Changed a diaper: in august ugh95: Got my nails done: a year ago maybe, I usually do it for myself94: Went to a wedding: few years ago93: Broke a bone: never92: Got a peircing: never91: Broke the law: years ago maybe90: Texted: 2 minutes ago[ MISC ] 89: Who makes you laugh the most: Me. I’m funny af.88: Something I will really miss when I leave home is: nothing87: The last movie I saw: Gone Girl86: The thing that I’m looking forward to the most: Living with @xedalist85: The thing im not looking forward to: my exams lol84: People call me: Dorina83: The most difficult thing to do is: Living without @xedalist82: I have gotten a speeding ticket: nope81: My zodiac sign is: Aquarius80: The first person i talked to today was: mom79: First time you had a crush: When I was 10yo.78: The one person who i can’t hide things from: @xedalist77: Last time someone said something you were thinking: yesterday76: Right now I am talking to: @xedalist75: What are you going to do when you grow up: I will never grow up sry.74: I have/will get a job: I kinda already have.73: Tomorrow: I’ll play league and rest FINALLY.72: Today: I worked.71: Next Summer: Hopefully will live with @xedalist70: Next Weekend: I’ll do nothing as well yaaay.69: I have these pets: fishes68: The worst sound in the world: Cardi-B’s voice67: The person that makes me cry the most is: -66: People that make you happy: @xedalist , @sangeki-x , @dark-blind-love65: Last time I cried: yesterday64: My friends are: the best63: My computer is: fast af yay62: My School: ugh61: My Car: I don’t have car.60: I lose all respect for people who: are violent.59: The movie I cried at was: Kimi no na wa58: Your hair color is: light brown57: TV shows you watch: Dance moms lmao56: Favorite web site: :) Tumblr :)))55: Your dream vacation: As long as I’m with @xedalist, everything is like a dream.54: The worst pain I was ever in was: -53: How do you like your steak cooked: I don’t like steak.52: My room is: aight51: My favorite celebrity is: Melanie Martinez50: Where would you like to be: with @xedalist49: Do you want children: yes ♥ @xedalist48: Ever been in love: so in love rn47: Who’s your best friend: question 186 pls46: More guy friends or girl friends: I’m okay with both.45: One thing that makes you feel great is: music44: One person that you wish you could see right now: @xedalist43: Do you have a 5 year plan: kinda yes42: Have you made a list of things to do before you die: no41: Have you pre-named your children: yeeees40: Last person I got mad at: mom39: I would like to move to: Canada38: I wish I was a professional: nail artist, yep[ My Favorites ] 37: Candy: I hate candy.36: Vehicle: car35: President: -34: State visited: -33: Cellphone provider: -32: Athlete: -31: Actor: -30: Actress: -29: Singer: Melanie Martinez28: Band: Mamamoo27: Clothing store: I don’t have a favorite.26: Grocery store: They are all kinda the same :’D25: TV show: Dance moooms24: Movie: K-1223: Website: still Tumblr:)22: Animal: cat21: Theme park: -20: Holiday: Christmas19: Sport to watch: -18: Sport to play: esport ftw17: Magazine: -16: Book: -15: Day of the week: Friday14: Beach: -13: Concert attended: -12: Thing to cook: cakes11: Food: everything hehe10: Restaurant: a hungarian one9: Radio station: I don’t listen to radio.8: Yankee candle scent: Never owned a Yankee candle before. Too expensive :’D7: Perfume: Avon Attraction6: Flower: hydrangea5: Color: blue, black4: Talk show host: -3: Comedian: -2: Dog breed: not a fan of dogs1: Did you answer all these truthfully ? yes
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mari’s collection of perfectly safe 2nu goodness
collection of safe 2nu fics i filtered through both ffn and ao3 to find. will be a total of four to five separate postings. first will be completed works on ffn, ao3, and then the incomplete works in the same posting order. 
if i made a mistake, please notify me asap so i can fix the list, i tried my best but i’m just one person and something might slip my eye by accident. at the same time, if there is a fic that i missed, please let me know so i can add it! as well as new publications. suggestions to improve the list are appreciated. 
noodle must be 19/20 minimal during the romance period in order for the fic to be included. any underage is prohibited. 
here are all the completed works from ffn:
Rated K/K+:
Behind the Mask – Rated K+ –  After a four-year absence, Noodle has finally returned but what is she hiding behind the mask she wears? 2DxNoodle
Black Eyes, Blue Hair – Rated K+ – Noodle's view on her blue haired bandmate. Rated K
Blue Haired, Green Eyed Freak – Rated K+ –  Murdoc may have gone too far. He has made a clone, named Natalie, using 2D and Noodle's DNA, and it's convinced it's their daughter. 2DxNoodle pairing. Be gentle, my first Gorillaz fic. Please read! COMPLETE.
Early Conversations – Rated K – Just a short story that came from I and Cooliochick5 RP. Noodle is six months pregnant and wakes up finding 2D talking to their unborn child. Pure fluffiness!
English Rose – Rated K – "You know very early on where you belong and who you're meant to be with, 'D. That's not something that can ever change. Those people and places will always come back." 2nu.
Far, Far Away – Rated K+ – For a while, both 2D and Noodle have been sad, have been in pain...but finally, after being reunited on Plastic Beach, Noodle confesses to 2D what she's been thinking about for a long, long time...
Nightmare – Rated K+ – Noodle's had another nightmare. And this time, she's made herself bleed. A bit of a 2DxNoodle, but more brother/sister. First 2Nu fic! Noodle's POV
The Steadfast Black-eyed Soldier – Rated K – Some sort of the re-telling of the 1976s cartoon "The Steadfast Tin Soldier", but with "Gorillaz" characters on the roles.
unconventional – Rated K+ – For a couple years and a half, they lived in Honeymoon Avenue until Noodle had to leave again. Almost five years later, she's close to accomplish her mission and more than ready to go home. / An "end of phase 4" family reunion.
You Are My Medicine – Rated K – 2D always needed his pills to take care of his migraines. But someone can also take the migraines away from him too.
Your the Best Present – Rated K – It's 2D's birthday! And of course 2D forgets that it is his birthday. But Noodle is also sad about something. Sorry, summary sucks.
Rated T:
A Midsummer's Wedding – Rated T – Noodle is getting married... but not to 2D. And he's not taking it very well, poor guy.
A Step Too Far – Rated T – Noodle catches the end of an argument between 2D and Murdoc. One that ends with 2D punching Murdoc and in trying to figure out what happened she learns of Paula. Confronting 2D about it seems like the only way to get answers even if they lead to an unexpected ending.
Bleeding Out – Rated T – "FACEACHE! Faceache, holy shit!" Murdoc yelled, pulling him from his bunker to the lift. "What? What's going on?" 2D squeaked, following the bassist. "It's- It's Noodle! Somethin' ain't right with her!" (2nu-centric, but not actually 2nu.)
Blimey, You're TwentyOne Already! – Rated T – It's Noodle's birthday and she has a special request. What on earth is 2D going to do?
En Route to the Vending Machine – Rated T – En Route to the Vending Machine that I'm Pretty Sure Doesn't Even Exist. Yep. That's all.
Fisticuffs And Frozen Peas – Rated T – Murdoc Niccals has the innate ability to get on the wrong side of everyone. Picking a fight is just the way he communicates. But picking a fight with Noodle? that's a different story. Contains some 2DxNoodle fluff, Oneshot. R&R xX
Gravity – Rated T – Oneshot. 6 years have passed since the release of Plastic Beach and the band reunited. Everything is going great and the Gorillaz are enjoying being together again as they prepare to release their new album. But what happens when 2D finds a letter to him inviting him to Paula's funeral? What will he find when he gets there? And more importantly, what had Paula been hiding from him?
I Promise – Rated T – It wasn't until 2D's head began to feel extremely light, and his eyes rolled back until he realized what he was doing, but there was no turning back now. Warning: Suicide Attempt and Aftermath
Just Say The Words – Rated T – 2D has a special surprise planned for his beloved Noodle and something to ask her. But it seems that he just can't find the time or place to tell her.
Louder Than Words – Rated T – '...They both felt safe and happy with each other...But now she was feeling an old worry tug at her mind's corners again…' The small trials and triumphs of a new relationship. 2DxNoodle. One shot, rated due to mild fluff.
May 23, 2011 – Rated T – Her presence in this stoic world he'd created sent him into an emotional spiral that brought about the worst of his migraines. The emotional detachment he'd grown fond of now mocked him, & he was forced to hold his tongue because it was too hard to speak.
May 23rd – Rated T – It's 2-D's birthday, but no one remembers, well, almost no one.
Melancholy Hill No More – Rated T – Noodle had always been good at finding 2D's secret spots... 2DxNoodle
Memories and Chocolate Pudding – Rated T – A short story I wrote as a request from a friend. She wanted a cute story that had to do with Phase 1 Noodle and 2D, something brother and sister like. Of course I added my own 2DxNoodle touch in the end. 10 years later of course. ; Enjoy.
No Rain – Rated T – If Noodle stays with him, then he's really gonna have it made! 2DxNoodle Song Fic.
Nursing a Flu – Rated T – 2D is sick, but he has a certain guitarist to take care of him.
Plastic Beach: Phase Three – Rated T – A 22 page story we had to type for my English class. It could be about anything we wanted so I chose this. 2DxNoodle.
Something's Up at the Spirit House – Rated T – Something is very wrong with the Gorillaz new home, and it's driving 2D mad. Will he and his bandmates be able to handle the mysterious forces at work at Saturnz Barz? A story to tie together the music videos and events of phase 4. Will be a little silly, a little eerie, and contain a dash of 2/nu.
The Meaning Of - Salt Skin Drafts – Rated T - A series of one-shots revolving around 2D and Noodle and the growth of their relationship between phases 2 and 3. Would-be continuations to my discontinued story Salt Skin. Friendship/Eventual Pairing.
Ups and Downs – Rated T – Noodle and 2-D both have strong feelings for eachother, but can there relationship take the challenges life throws at them? 2-DxNoodle COMPLETE!.
When You’re Close to Me – Rated T – Noodle has returned home to her boys, and is ready to face the feelings she'd had while away.
Rated M:
A Look I Used To Know – Rated M – He bit his lip as his eyes returned to her, studying her unsure movements while she tried to ignore his presence as he watched her. He felt his heart ache as she stood to her feet, the dejection in her body unclear to most was a scream in Stuart's ears...
A Simple Understanding – Rated M – Their grief was eating away at them, but all it took to save them was a simple understanding of feelings. 2DXN
Another Story – Rated M – This is not based in kong nor plastic beach. In fact this is just based between 2D and Noodle. Russel and Murdoc are mentioned but not by name. Please read and review!
Awake – Rated M – After a night out, 2-D awakes with a familiar face next to him, and very little memory of what happened the night before. A 2Nu fic. Rated M for strong language and sexual content.
Confessions – Rated M – 2D wiggled his eyebrows, a smirk threatening to break out. "Yeh think yeh better than meh?" Noodle scoffed. "Of course I am, 2D, I could beat you at any game you throw at me." She tried to ignore the fact that he had edged much closer that he was previously sitting. "Well," 2D breathed. Noodle swore she could feel his breath tickling her face. "Wah 'bout this one?" STRONG LANGUAGE
Just Passing Through – Rated M – A reunion between two band members after four years apart. 2DxNoodle. Rated M
Plastic Beach Romancing – Rated M – 1st fanfic ever! Yay. Everyone from the Gorillaz. So Noodle makes it to Plastic Beach and finds 2D just before he overdoses. I'd love to get comments please. Noodlex2D! 3
Reuniting – Rated M – To make matters worse, somehow, some way without Noodle's consent or knowledge, the three men had thought it would be amazing to vacation in the middle of the woods, in the middle of nowhere, while staying in a log cabin of all things. This is a gift fic for WreckTangle. Rated M for sex...you've been warned. 2DxNoodle. O.o
She's My Collar – Rated M – Noodle and 2D have a secret that they feel has been kept long enough. They want to figure out a way to tell the others and come up with something rather creative. When Russel and Murdoc hear the lyrics to "She's my Collar" for the first time what will their reaction be? Can 2D and Noodle defend themselves or will their secret affair become just a memory? Rated M.
That One Day – Rated M – This fan fic has the song "Girl Gone Wild" in it by Madonna because it fits the plot lol. There is also an outside character by the name of Marcus that is mentioned. Rated M for lots of sexual scenes lol. Enjoy!
The Rube Goldberg Effect – Rated M – Poll winner! 2D has fallen asleep on Plastic Beach. His back now lobster red, he's in desperate need of relief. A hot summer day, a sunbite, a bottle of Aloe, and a bathing suit covered body. So what's Noodle have to do with this?... Aloe can be fun, too
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Not So Berry Mobile Edition
Have you done the Not So Berry Challenge in The Sims 4? Do you want more? Are you broke and only play The Sims Mobile? Well I hope your up to take up the originally by @lilsimsie . A challenge converted from The Sims 4 to The Sims Mobile!
Introducing The Not So Berry Challenge Mobile Edition! A ten generation legacy with a focus on bright colours and new experience.
1. All heir must be female.
2. Each heir must represent the colour and a theme of the generation (i.e. hair, makeup, clothing), but brightly colored skin is not necessary (these aren’t actually berry Sims, that’s the joke). Of course, this is optional but a big portion of the fun.
3. One room has to be dedicated to the heir and need to be decorated based on their colour and theme. (a bedroom is the most practical)
4. Each of the heir’s name has to be almost similar to the colour that they are representing (i.e. the colour is rose, therefore the name can be Rosie) and the last name can only be Berry.
5. Each time you start a new heir, it has to be fresh out of the box. Your heir can’t be a townie or a child and they can’t get the Good Upbringing Trait.
6. The colors of the spouses don’t matter as they aren’t part of the challenge. Unless otherwise stated you can do whatever you please with them.
7. Every generation is supposed to complete all tasks that they’re given of the heir unless explicitly stated otherwise.
8. You need most of the traits. The trait level doesn’t matter. You’ll get to choose two traits but the other two are fixed.
9. If you play this challenge and want to share it with us, go ahead and post with #NotSoBerryMobile so we can see!
Generation One: Mint (Intelligence Boho)
You’re a odd scientist. One day you wish d to open an art gallery but not only that but also to release your own single but your mother forbids you from pursuing your dream as it will not last. For now you just love sharing your creation with other so even, you even decided to have a one night special to showcase your work.
Traits: Musical, Creative
Career/Hobby: Lab Science
Task:
• Complete the Lab Science Career Story
• Complete Art Aficionados TWICE
• Complete Soundtrack of Soul Story TWICE
• Make the heir of the generation to host a studio party ONCE
Generation Two: Rose (Legal Seducer)
You work at a very justifying place, the Civic Centre but you love to head out of town and meet every guy you know. Then bringing back home to have a hot and steamy time. The room is never clean and filled with cameras and studio lights? That’s sounds fishy. While seducing other people around town you came across a friend that you never seen for quite some time. You realise that friend was into you and seduce the person back at home only realising that you were pregnant with the person’s baby.
Traits: Alluring, Evil
Career: Law
Hobby: Internet Icon
Tasks:
• Complete the Hand-Knit Justice Story
• Complete the Authentically Iconic Story
• Complete the Tainted Love Story TWICE
• Complete the Secret Crush Story TWICE
• Complete A Missed Connection Story ONCE
• MAKE at least one child with the person from A Secret Crush Story
Generation Three: Yellow (The Astronaut’s Baby Factory)
Growing up you never had a close relationship with anyone since you have a disease called Babytouchositis (Baby-touch-o-site-tis) which is when you touch anyone you would instantly get pregnant. You were quarantined this whole time and spent the majority of your time alone in your room obsessing over space. You just really love space. You’ll do whatever it takes to get to Sixam no matter the cost even if you had to meet people and get pregnant.
Traits: Ambitious, Athletic
Career: Rocket Science
Tasks:
• Complete the Rocket Science Story
• Reach Chapter 3 with 7 other Sims
• MAKE at least 7 babies with different “daddies”
• Name the baby after the colours of the rainbow and dress them up according to the colour they’re given
Generation Four: Sliver (The Dazzling Introvert)
You are a very trendy person and your always up in your taste. But in your free time you like to relax and meditate. The kids (from the prev generation) is worried about you all by yourself. They want to reunite you with one of your high school friends. After the work the kids have done you have been reunited with your friend. You and your friend had a great time together and was wondering if they could be more then friends. You then adopt two kids and make them as your own
Traits: Stylist (If you don’t have it choose Creative), Active
Career: Fashion Designer OR Hair Stylist
Hobby: Yoga
Tasks
• Complete the Trending Now Story OR ASOS Fashion Forecast Story OR A Cut Above Story
• Complete the Yay for Vinyavas! Story
• Complete the Better Late then Never Story until Chapter 5 SEVEN TIMES (possible with the 7 kids from the prev generation)
• Complete More then Friends with Benefits Story ONCE
Generation Five: Chocolate (E-Girl Writer)
You are very sad person and you friends with some sad people too. You are extremely close to them. Your friend soon have a significant other and you need to find one before your friends start to tease you. You got a job to become a barista and shockingly enough your co-worker asked you out. Your co-worker is the total opposite of you but you let him into your life hoping to change yourself. He/She don’t want to change you and feel just right for him/her. Soon you two begin to settle down and started a family and making sure you’re always there for your kids making sure they will not become sad like you did. You soon begin to document your amazingly-sad life with your husband/wife, your kids and the support of your friends
Traits: Artisan, Mean
Career: Barista
Hobby: Writing
Tasks
• Complete The Way of Latte Story
• Complete the Tales from the Script Story
• Complete the Misery Loves Company THREE times
• Complete The Fixer-Upper Story with your co-worker (unless it’s an elder, if so, you’re free to choose any TOWNIES)
• Get married to your co-worker
• Have TWO babies with your co-worker
• Get both kids’ Good Upbringing Trait to a THREE star
Generation Six: Orange (Perfect Everything)
Just because of your mom (from the previous generation) your life is tied with a ribbon. Just like your typical American family. A loving significant other, two amazing kids, an excellent job and you friends who always comes over to spill some tea. But you heart sank knowing that your husband has been cheating on you with one of your friends and your friends are spilling tea about you! But you ignore those facts and made sure you kids become kind and caring people.
Traits: Good, Competitive
Career: Business
• The heir can be a FEMALE child from the previous generation
• Complete the Like Nobody’s Business Story
• Complete the Frenemies Story THREE times
• Complete the Soulmates Story ONCE
• Get married to your significant other
• Have TWO babies with your significant other
• Make your significant other cheat on you
• Get both kids’ Good Upbringing Trait to a THREE star
Generation Seven: Pink (Life of the Party)
You were a mega party-goer in your younger days, attending hundreds of parties hosted by your friends and family. And now, you're doing it again, except with more fun and more... steaming hot. You have always wanted to become the most amazing host of a party, which made you The party-giver in multiple events in your house. But you needed more space, more fun and more crazy and music, and the key to that: A DJ. But something was missing... You needed a partner in this music industry to help host the ultimate party. And when you found the right person for the job, you go on the journey for hosting the party everyone will remember...
Traits: Party Animal, Outgoing
Career: DJ
• Complete the Remixology Story
• Attend Level 10 Parties SIX times in a row
• Make the heir of this generation host a Concert Party TWICE
• Complete the More then Friends with Benefits Story ONCE
• Get married to your significant other
Generation Eight: Green (Life Saver)
Your hands work like magic! Anything you touch will save the person physically, mentally and spiritually. Your works creates a big buzz both good and bad. Mostly bad, you will soon begin to have a lot of rivals coming to your door step. Could you handle the pressure?
Traits: Generous, Attuned
Career: Medical OR Surgeon OR Wellness Guru
• Complete the Something in the Water OR The Mystery Cure OR The Mysterious Benefactor Story
• Complete BFF Forever Story THREE times
• Complete the Old Rivals Story FOUR time
Generation Nine: Gold (Danger in the Building)
You are hot-headed person. Your temper can go at out of any building you’re in. If things don’t go your way expect everyone to evacuate the building IMMEDIATELY! Everyone is afraid of you, including your own significant other. At the end, you guys didn’t ended up getting married. You guys also avoided doing anything physical together that you decide to adopt a boy instead. But whenever your angry you cool down by plucking the strings on a guitar. You temper didn’t just appear out of nowhere. When you were young, you’ve always wanted to be a boy but society didn’t agree that’s why you adopted a boy. So that you can feel it through him.
Traits: Evil, Competitive
Hobby: Guitar
• Complete the Six-String Fling Story
• Complete the Tainted Love Story ONCE with a Male Sim
• Complete the Arch-Nemesis Story FOUR time
• Adopt a boy with the Male Sim
• Get the kid’s Good Upbringing Trait to TWO stars
Generation Ten: Blue (High Taste, Secret Life)
You are the Toast of the Town! A luxurious house (in this case a room), friend who never back stabbed you, and may other find taste.... in food. You also been seeing someone. The person seems cute. But even with your exquisite life you also been working at the cafe. For your friends may wonder why you are a barista when you own such a majestic house (room) but one of them spotted you going down an elevator in very suspicious clothings. It’s best to keep this secret away, especially from your crush’s baby
Traits: Foodie, Sly
Career: Secret Agent
Hobby: Cooking
• Complete the Top Secret Story
• Complete the Now We’re Cooking Story
• Complete any friendship story THREE times
• Complete the Secret Crush Story ONCE
• Have a baby with your secret crush
• Make the heir of the generation host a Foodie Party ONCE
More optional generations will be coming soon! I’m open to feedback. I’d like to thank you for my friend, Owen for helping out writing some of the generation’s story. I would like to thank everyone’s support too! Without it, I don’t think I wouldn’t be able to make it without you! Hope to see your Not So Berry!
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General: 10, Romantic: 5, Family/Parenthood: 6 & 7. Keep up the amazing stuff :D
Yay! First one, and four to go through. Ooo and some big oneslol.
So let’s get started!
General - 10 - Who out of their friends was smuggest about themgetting together?
Heh. It depends on how you regard Tsunade really. Because she’dset up a poll on when the two would admit it. And she WON. She never let thatgo.
But I think it’s kind of a given that when we say friends wemean the ones around the same age lol. At least in this context.
So, say it with me kids. 
INO!
Come on lol, she was the one trying to push them together foryears, so much so that she did a massive ‘I told you so!’ dance in thefaces of everyone who had doubted her betting the two would get together.
She was downright insufferable about it guys. Like she was anightmare about it. It went on for months. Hell she was still mentioning itoccasionally when they’d been married for a few years.
Ino is that friend who is sat at your ten year anniversarytaking credit for the whole relationship starting in the first place becauseshe’d masterminded it. She’s that woman.
And she’s not entirely wrong because:
Romantic - 5 - Did they try to keep their relationship a secret atall?
Yes. Yes, they did.
Which is why, as far as Sakura is concerned at least. There weretwo amounts of time they’d been together. The official version she tells peoplewho don’t need to know the messy details.
And then there’s the actual version. How they were hooking upand basically a couple for almost half a year before they were ‘caught’ and hadto come clean. 
Ino was the one who caught them. Meaning the one who’s resolve broke first. Because she was sharing a apartment with Sakura and also … well truth be told, they’re not subtle.
ANYONE who knew them even a little could tell that they were both miles happier than usual, and the ones who weren’t living in denial or were painfully naive, knew why. Anyone unfortunate enough to go on a mission with them would get to have it proven that the two were having sex. Energetically and enthusiastically so.
Sasuke brought earplugs. He spent the first couple years of his time in Konoha having to go on all missions outside of the village with an escort. The mission mentioned in the bit of writing I did for yesterday’s NaruSaku week event, please find here, was the first one when Sasuke used his earplugs.
Because he couldn’t listen to two people he’d known since before puberty fuck like catholic rabbits in springtime. He just couldn’t. Not again.
It doesn’t help that they both had terrible poker faces about it and, now she was letting him, Naruto was determined to be as romantic whenever he could. 
Naruto sent Sakura flowers on her birthday, to the ward she works in at the hospital no less, that had all the people Sakura worked with quizzing her about Naruto dropping them off and asking if he was her boyfriend.
And Sakura was too flustered and smitten with the gesture to deny that he was in fact her boyfriend. And Naruto didn’t stop doing things like that, and still hasn’t now they’re married and in their forties.
Sakura’s screw ups were a little less sweet. Because as I have established, my Sakura is the queen of perverts lol. The stupid girl needed to talk about all the good sex she was getting. And she was not very good at covering up the details on WHO she was sleeping with.
Out of the girls in their social circle, which grew with the inter-village politics improving, only Hinata was actively trying to ignore Sakura’s mention of whiskers and a seal that only ‘define the sexy muscles of his six pack!’
Plus she kept blowing off girly nights to hang out with Naruto, and when asked as to why she was spending so much time with Naruto … she would blush and get a dirty little look on her face. 
So simply put? They tried. And were allowed to believe they were successful. Until Ino couldn’t take it anymore.
But hey, they tried lol.
Family/Parenthood - 6 - How did Naruto react when Sakura told himshe was pregnant?
Depends which time you mean. They’ve got four kids lol.
But let’s go with the first one this time. Cus it’s the funniest.
Naruto was ecstatic. Then he was terrified. Then he was paranoid and then he was nervous. And he would cycle through those reactions for months.
Because I don’t know if it’s been mentioned but … they were not expecting Sachi. At all. I’ve touched on why in my previous headcanon list, read this to see a little about it, but suffice to say, two very horny muppets in their early twenties decided to risk no protection and so along came Sachi.
Thankfully, Naruto and Sakura were well into their relationship at this point. Good few years at this point and so, it wasn’t as big of a problem as it could have been. 
It just escalated a couple of things. They were already living together but now they needed a house. Naruto had been considering the best way to ask her to marry him for a couple months the moment Sakura passed him the positive pregnancy test. There was a ring on her finger within a month. The wedding being planned for after the baby was born.
So yeah, Naruto’s reaction to his girlfriend telling him she was pregnant first time … was probably about what you’d expect from a bloke already planning his future with said woman. 
Ecstatic terror lol.
Family/Parenthood - 7 - How did Sakura react when she found outshe was pregnant?
We’ll go first time again, because if I get asked this one again I can do it three times lol. 
 Sakura, yeah Sakura freaked out.
Like she wasn’t worried Naruto would leave her or be anything other than the perfect man about it. 
Because again, they’d been together for years, weddings and babies had been mentioned and even a little planned for. But always as something to be done when they were older.
She had some seriously deep conversations with a few people. She went to Ino first. 
She couldn’t tell her parents and she knew Ino would keep it between them. 
It was Ino who floated the idea of maybe getting an abortion. And Sakura would be lying if she said the idea hadn’t appealed to her. Something she said through tears when she admitted it to Naruto a couple of months into her pregnancy. Naruto was perfect about it of course and Sakura’s hormones made her want to hit him for it, kiss him for it and shake him for it for good measure.
But they were still so young and a child would be a life altering thing. An earth-shattering big thing to happen to both of them and what if they weren’t ready?But the thought of aborting Naruto and her’s child … Sakura couldn’t stomach it.
So with a lot of soul searching and talking it through with Naruto … they decided to keep the baby who would become Sachi Uzumaki.
And at any time when Sakura would question the logic of her decision … she would only need to look in Sachi’s eyes, or watch Naruto feed their daughter and she’d know. 
She’d made the right decision.
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rules:: answer these 85 questions and tag 20 people
Thanks to my good judy @veronicasanders for tagging me! <3
— what was your last…
1. drink:: water
2. phone call:: my boss bc i’m bad at mopping floors and she wanted to yell at me for it
3. text message:: ‘where tf are you xoxo’ to my mother (she forgot to pick me up from my train)
4. song you listened to:: “Papa Don’t Preach” by Madonna
5. time you cried:: like literally yesterday bc I was listening to cute music w my gf and im a bit hormonal and got all mushy about how much i love her
— have you ever…
6. dated someone twice:: nah
7. kissed someone and regretted it:: yes
8. been cheated on:: no
9. lost someone special:: yes
10. been depressed:: no
11. gotten drunk and thrown up:: first bit yes, second bit no. i was just drunk from 11pm to 4pm the next day and had to walk around a supermarket with my mum hung over to buggery and pretending everything was fine (supermarkets are the W O R S T places you could realise youre hung over bc screaming children and also very bright light)
— fave colours
12. black
13. grey
14. burgundy
— in the last year have you…
15. made new friends:: yes
16. fallen out of love:: no
17. laughed until you cried:: yes
18. found out someone was talking about you:: yes
19. met someone who changed you::  yes
20. found out who your friends are:: ya
21. kissed someone on your facebook friends list:: yes
— general
22. how many your facebook friends do you know irl:: legit all
23. do you have any pets:: yes, one dog
24. do you want to change your name:: yeah, i wanna get rid of my boy middle name (it was gonna be mary and my parents realised my initials would spell ‘emu’ and didn’t want me to get bullied. So they made my middle name duncan. D U N C A N. How is that an improvement??)
25. what did you do for your last birthday:: went to school during the day which sucked ass and then had the opening night of my first exhibit at a gallery which sucked a lot less ass. And then went and had dinner. And a hedgehog cake. Because im a mature grown up adult.
26. what time did you wake up today:: I went and delivered newspapers at like eight oclock and then went back to bed at like 10. Woke up again at midday, had a slice of toast and watched still game, and then had another nap. I am a garbage person.
27. what were you doing at midnight last night:: sleeping
28. what is something you can’t wait for:: finding out whether I got accepted to university (stole this answer from v but it’s true)
29. what is your favourite animal:: thats a horrendous question omfg i love tapirs a lot and also pigeons and seals and sharks
30. what are you listening to right now:: i’m watching gordon ramsay’s hotel hell
31. have you ever talked to a person named tom:: yeah i went to primary school with a guy called tom and he was a fucking asshole
32. something that’s getting on your nerves:: the fact that fullyi can’t . breathe through my left nostril rn
33. most visited website:: google
34. hair colour:: dirty blonde
35. long or short hair:: short-ish. Mine is like bob length w a dramatic undercut. Basically i stole dela’s boy hair
36. do you have a crush on someone:: ya
37. what do you like about yourself:: i have a nice bum
38. want any piercings:: ya
39. blood type:: oh fuck knows
40. nicknames:: edna, edina, gay puddle, mitzi, shortshank redemption, eddie, edie mcredie
41. relationship status:: dating a v cool gal
42. sign:: scorpio
43. pronouns:: she/her
44. fave tv show:: rpdr, brooklyn 99, orange is the new black, derry girls, still game, chewin the fat, the great british bake off, bobs burgers, tracey ullman show
45. tattoos:: nada as of yet but i want a good few
46. right or left handed:: right
47. ever had surgery:: nope
48. piercings:: ears x2
49. sport:: i play rugby and i wish i could dance or skate or some shit but alas i am a graceless bulldyke
50. vacation:: im going to australia for like six weeks in june aaaaaaaaa
51. trainers:: never wear em lmao im too goth for that shit
— more general
52. eating:: i went out for dinner earlier and had pizza and sweet potato fries and now im halfway to a food coma yay
53. drinking:: water or cherry coke. I also discovered lemon and mint sanpellegrino the other day and frankly id happily drown in that stuff its amazing
54. i’m about watch:: new ep of drag race
55. waiting for:: news from school
56. want:: to move out bc my room is a shittip and im done with it
57. get married:: i dont believe in marriage so probs no
58. career:: i work in a baby shop but i wanna be a tattoo artist or set designer/stage manager
— which is better
59. hugs or kisses:: hugs
60. lips or eyes:: lips
61. taller or shorter:: everyone is taller than me
62. older or younger:: older. Im a bit autistic so im kinda drawn more to people older than me bc i find them easier to talk to
63. nice arms or stomach:: stomach
64. hookups or relationships:: relationship
65. troublemaker or hesitant:: troublemaker
— have you ever
66. kissed a stranger:: no
67. drank hard liquor:: yes
68. turned someone down:: yes
69. sex on first date:: no
70. broken someone’s heart:: i dont fuckin know
71. had your heart broken:: not really
72. been arrested:: no, lol
73. cried when someone died:: yes
74. fallen for a friend:: nah im fuckin heartless lmao
— do you believe in
75. yourself:: yes
76. miracles:: no
77. love at first sight:: no
78. santa claus:: i’m not fucking five (lol, keeping Wednesday’s answer here) (lol im also keeping V’s answer which she stole from v)
79. angels:: not really
— misc
80. eye colour:: grey
81. best friend’s name:: charlie aka charles aka charlize theron aka streak of piss aka pizzle aka piz (they have a v long series of affectionate nicknames lmao)
82. favourite movie:: priscilla queen of the desert, rocky horror, evita, muriels wedding, silence of the lambs, zootopia, misery
83. favourite actor:: Terence stamp
84. favourite cartoon:: bobs burgers, family guy, star wars: clone wars
85. favourite teacher’s name:: she’s known usually as ms gallagher but ive been on first name terms w her since i was like 14 so i call her sheila lmao
legit everyone I know has already been tagged lmao
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a week in NYC on a $80,000 salary
Day One
5am: I wake up, snooze for 10 minutes, and do my morning face routine: rose toner, bronze eyeshadow, eyeliner, eyebrows. I make a fried egg over easy (a dozen for $1) and drink some peanut milk (homemade with peanuts, water, and sugar). 
6:45am: I get to my monitoring appointment for my egg freezing process, and I get bloodwork and an ultrasound within 20 minutes. I pay for lupron, a trigger medication for the egg retrieval process scheduled for this weekend. I’m getting my egg freezing reimbursed, but for now I’m paying this out of pocket. $85. 
7:50am: I get to work - it’s a Sunday, but I have a 12 hour shift ahead of me. I immediately get a sign-out about a patient with a weapon in his rectum, so this day is already wild. 
12:00pm: The day hasn’t been too bad, actually; I microwave my pre-packed lunch - white rice with eggplant, chicken, and thai basil. I briefly entertain buying a drink from the vending machine, but it passes. 
6:00pm: After a day of answering pages and browsing furniture, it’s dinner time! I microwave my pre-packed dinner - pesto chicken bread pudding that I made with my brother’s leftover sourdough bread. Back to work. 
8:00pm: Time to go home! The night ended with a patient who caught a goose in Central Park with a fishing net and decapitated it. The police confiscated the knife and the goose. 
10:00pm: Because it’s the weekend, my normal one hour commute becomes two hours. I talk to my prospective roommate about our housing plans, inject myself with follistim and clomiphene for the egg freezing, and pass out. 
Daily total: $85 (to be reimbursed). 
Day Two
6am: Same routine, but an hour later! Wash my face, get dressed, and an egg and peanut milk. Not having to think about breakfast makes my life easier when I’m already so groggy. 
8am: I’m still on the subway, but we have virtual morning lectures from 8am-9am, so I just join on my phone. I get to the hospital at 8:10 and continue the lecture on wifi. I drop off the black sesame milk buns that I made over the weekend in the residents’ lounge. 
9am: We have morning rounds for 30 minutes, and I go see my patients and write their notes. One of my patients is someone I saw in the ED yesterday, and she’s very sweet now that she’s no longer intoxicated. 
12pm: Lunch time! I microwave my pre-packed lunch, same as yesterday, and chill with the other residents for an hour. 
3pm: I count down to 3pm for the donut drop from Kora; within 3 minutes, the donuts are sold out. Thankfully, I made it - 2 sets of the Sari-Sari (leche flan, ube, churron, halo-halo, and keso). All set for pick-up on Friday. :) $65. 
4pm: I get out of work, and go home to chill, work on the apartment rental application, and work out. 
7:30pm: Dinner with my mom eating leftovers, and then Stone Age (a free online board game with friends). 
10pm: Follistim and clomiphene again, and off to bed. 
Daily total: $65 (hopefully will be reimbursed for $56 since I’m sharing with 6 other people) 
Day Three
5am: I have to go for monitoring again today, so I wake up early ... and do the same routine, except with hot HK milk tea instead of peanut milk to warm me up. 
7am: It’s 50 degrees outside, and I decide to cancel my dinner plans (outdoor dining with a friend) because I’m not dressed appropriately for the weather. I go in for monitoring and it turns out I need to take a medication as soon as I get home from work, so I have an even better excuse to cancel.  
10am: I discharge two patients, one of whom is my age and is one of the nicest patients I’ve ever had. I have medical students now, so I bring them along to see my patients. 
12pm: Lunch time - I microwave my pesto chicken bread pudding that I brought from home. I was hoping to snack on a black sesame milk bun, but they’re all gone. :(
5pm: I go home instead of going to dinner, but it turns out that I don’t have the medication after all. I contact the ob/gyn, but it’s not available at any pharmacies; I’ll just pick it up from the clinic tomorrow (for free). 
7:30pm: I eat leftovers again for dinner (peking duck and steamed dumplings). The rest of the night is pretty low-key; lazing in bed and scrolling through social media. I get myself to do a few squats, but I feel so meh that I don’t really end up doing much and call it a night. 
Daily total: $0 
Day Four 
5am: It’s getting pretty tiring waking up early for these appointments - can’t wait for them to be over! The follicles are growing nicely :) I pick up the medication and make sure I don’t lose it this time. 
10am: I discharge another patient, who is legit one of the most motivated patients I’ve ever met; he called his pharmacy to make sure that his medications would get sent properly. 
12pm: I remembered that I had some leftover beef rendang from dinner last week, so I microwave that for lunch. I also take the medication ... vaginally, and I lie down on the couch for 10 minutes awkwardly while my co-residents come in and out of the lounge. 
5pm: I catch up with a friend through FaceTime, and we talk for 2 hours about self-quarantining, socializing, therapy, and being tired introverts. 
7pm: Duke is hosting a free private screening of Miss Juneteenth with a panel of speakers (including the film director and producer), so I watch it while eating dinner with some college friends. I didn’t immediately love the movie, but the panel definitely made me appreciate it a lot more. 
10pm: Medications again, and off to bed because I have ANOTHER early appointment tomorrow. Oof. 
Daily total: $0
Day Five
5am: I press snooze and I basically get out of bed at 5:30 and leave at 5:50. I’m coughing a bit this morning, and I’m 99% sure I don’t have covid, but I don’t know for sure. 
9:30am: I talk to my attending and program coordinator about my very mild symptoms - slightly running nose, dry cough - and they recommend that I just get tested downstairs. It’s very efficient; I sign up for a patient portal, and I get bloodwork and the nasopharyngeal swab for the PCR. I really do not want to get swabbed again unless I have to; it does not feel good. 
12pm: Microwaved lunch again - rice with tofu and beef, which my mom made last night. 
2pm: I’m negative for antibodies! 
5pm: I take a quick trip to Chinatown to grab some snacks - drinks at Bambu for two, which I have 20% off for ($14) and a set of 6 cheese tarts from Pink Lady ($16). $30. 
6pm: My fertility doctor calls me and tells me that we have to reschedule my egg retrieval until I get my covid result back. :( 
7pm: I meet up with two friends for dinner at a Korean-Uzbek restaurant near my house; it turns out that they do outdoor dining! We were originally planning on doing takeout and eating in my backyard, but this works, too. We get lagman (a hot Uzbek beef noodle soup), kuksi soup (a cold Korean noodle soup reminiscent of naemgyung), 4 pieces of manty (Uzbek beef-lamb dumplings served with sour cream), and a Korean beef bun. $17
9pm: We go back to the teahouse in my backyard, and eat cheese tarts and finish our drinks. We lose track of time talking about furniture styles, dating, splurges, and money diaries. I regretfully have to end the night at 10:30pm because it’s time for my medications, and I have to go to sleep. 
Daily total: $47
Day Six
6am: I didn’t have to go in this morning, whew! We also don’t have lecture this morning, so I had a leisurely morning reviewing my patient charts. 
9:30am: Negative covid test, yay!!! Egg retrieval is on for Sunday. 
12pm: Microwaved rice with eggplant, chicken, and thai basil again. I still have 2+ weeks worth of this and the pesto chicken bread pudding at home; I really should freeze it. 
2pm: I try to talk to my new admission, but apparently he refuses to talk for the first three days every admission. So ... just chilling. 
5pm: I go to my bank to get certified checks, but it turns out they’re $12 each and money orders are only $1 at the post office ... so I go to the post office. I get two checks for $1200 and $750 and pay $4.75 in fees. They’re supposed to be reimbursed, but I have to pay the application fee for my rental building up front. $1954.75
6:30pm: I give one donut to my brother and I sell one to someone else, so I get some money back! 
7pm: I meet up with friends for dinner at Tradisyon, where we split a bunch of entrees among 5 people: squid, lechon, sisig, mackerel, and kare kare. Everything was delicious :) We shared the donuts, but they were actually really dense, so we only ate 5. Idk what I’m doing with the 3 leftover donuts :x $15. 
10pm: We continue hanging out but it gets too cold and I need to inject myself at 10:15pm, so we end up going to someone’s studio apartment nearby :O First time hanging out indoors for some of us! 
Daily total: $1969.75 ($1950 to be reimbursed)
Day Seven
8am: I go in for final bloodwork, and I pay for the egg retrieval procedure for tomorrow - oof. I’ve never had to spend so much at one time, and I was mortified when my credit card was declined. We put half on my credit card and half on my debit card. $3250. 
9am: I hang out at Chris’ apartment because I need to wait until 10:15am for my second injection, and I may or may not need to have the procedure today if my bloodwork comes back indicating that I may be ovulating. We chill and wait for Daniella to arrive. 
11am: We decide that it’s way too cold outside to go biking in Central Park or eat out, and we ultimately decide on spicy hunan food from the restaurant right next door to Chris’ apartment. We order a LOT of food - mapo tofu, eggplant with green beans, chongqing chicken, hot and sour soup, beef noodle soup - and eat at his kitchen counter. I drink some of Chris’ tea with his maple oat milk from Trader Joe’s. $24. 
2pm: After a lot of conversations while chilling on Chris’ couch (and a 15 minute nap), we decide to go for a short walk outside so that we can feel slightly productive on our free day together. We check out some cool recycled trash sculptures of dogs that are ... kinda ugly. 
3pm: I go home and spend the rest of the day freecycling (posting stuff I don’t want anymore for other people to pick up from my house) and chilling. 
8pm: It’s Saturday night, which means my dad makes sushi for us. It’s a decadent, delicious, and free meal for me :) 
9pm: I go to bed early for my procedure tomorrow! 
Daily total: $3274 ($3250 to be reimbursed)
Weekly total: $5440.75 ($5317.88 to be reimbursed, so actually $122.87). 
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krat395 · 7 years
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A “Humerus” Sleepover (Chapter 6)
Chapter 6 and the conclusion to this story. In the previous chapter, the terrifying stranger was revealed to be Gaster and he acted like a really nasty jerk to everyone in the room. But at the end of the chapter, it was revealed that the reason for acting the way he did was all just a prank to scare Sans. And he succeeded. ;) All Gaster has to do now is clear the air with Frisk, M.K., and Papyrus. :D After he's finished ticking Sans that is. ;P Undertale(c) Toby Fox.
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Chapter 1
Chapter 2
Chapter 3
Chapter 4
Chapter 5
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A “HUMERUS” SLEEPOVER
Chapter 6: M.K. Makes a New Friend
 Sans: AHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA!!!!!!!
Frisk: (Oh… my… god!! I can’t believe it was all just a prank!! Way to go Gaster!!)
 Frisk and M.K. were so relieved that they weren’t actually in trouble. The two of them of have never seen Gaster angry before and Frisk’s frown turned upside down really fast the moment she found out it was all just an act. And what a VERY convincing performance too! Gaster was WAY MORE intimidating than Undyne! Papyrus was so surprised that he fainted! Unknown to everyone, Gaster showed up much earlier (around the time Papyrus began helping the children tickle Sans) and hid from everyone before initiating his terrifying prank. He purposely let Sans get tickle tortured by Frisk, M.K., and Papyrus before stepping in. But he’s not going to tell Sans that!
 Sans: WHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAT THE HEHEHEHEHEHEHELL?!!!!!!! AHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!
Sans is completely shocked right now. He couldn’t believe that everything his father did was all just a prank. Gaster lifted him up in the air just so he could tickle him for thirty seconds. Gaster figured it should be short because scaring the hell out of him was his primary goal, and because Sans already got tickle tortured for an entire hour. Even though Gaster gave Sans a taste of his own medicine, he definitely knew that he went too far. He felt terribly guilty for including Frisk, M.K., and Papyrus in the prank, but he thought that Sans would’ve been able to tell if they were in on it and he wanted to make it as convincing as possible. He succeeded. The reason he yelled at Frisk, M.K., and Papyrus and acted like a heartless jerk to them was to see if Sans would stand up for them and prove how much he cares about them, to which he did. Gaster knew he could make Sans mad enough to attack him, giving him all the more reason to “punish” him. The crazy thing is, Gaster isn’t even mad at Sans for attacking him. He probably would’ve done the same thing if he was in Sans’s position. Everything fell into place very nicely, even better than what Gaster anticipated actually. Except for making M.K. cry that is.  
 Sans: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!
Gaster: You just got pranked Sans! Not so fun being on the receiving end of them is it? Papyrus told you that someone would get you back! *stops tickling Sans* You just didn’t think it was going to be me, did you?
 Gaster then made the hands disappear and gently placed Sans back on the couch.
 Sans: No, I didn’t! I gotta say, you really scared the living hell out of me! Last time I got that scared was six months ago when I thought Frisk died!
Frisk: *smiling* (Awwww! It warms my heart to hear how much you care about me Sans!)
Gaster: Well you can rest easy now Sans. It’s all over. I deeply apologize for everything I’ve done. Kids, I’m sorry I included you in the prank. I truly didn’t want to scare you like that. It’s just that Sans has the tendency of knowing if someone’s in on a prank.
Frisk: I understand Dr. Gaster. You just wanted to make it as convincing as possible.
Gaster: I knew you would Frisk. Now if the two of you don’t mind, there’s a frightened child sitting next to you that I’d like to speak with. But perhaps I should help Papyrus regain consciousness first.
Frisk: I can do that Dr. Gaster. This isn’t the first time Papyrus has fainted in front of me.
 With Sans still in shock from the prank and Frisk reviving Papyrus, Gaster turned his attention over to M.K. Gaster felt so terrible that he made M.K. cry, so he took some time to comfort the young boy. M.K. isn’t well acquainted with Gaster like Asriel, Frisk, and Chara are and after tonight’s incident; Gaster is hoping he can change that. As Gaster moved towards M.K., the young boy curled up into a ball again because he was still in shock from everything that happened moments ago. M.K. still had tears running down his face, but they have drastically died down at this point.
 Gaster: Hey, it’s alright young man. I’m very sorry I frightened you. Come here. It’s ok. *tearing up a little*
M.K.: *still scared*
Gaster: I understand that you’re still afraid young man. I know how scary I can be. I just want you to give me a chance to apologize.
 Gaster then caressed the young boy’s head to comfort him while he was still in shock from the prank.
 M.K.: *looks up at Gaster all teary-eyed after one minute*
Gaster: You know, Papyrus told me that you like hugs. Is it ok if I give you one?
 M.K., who still has tears in his eyes, then sat up, nodded yes, and held his arms out for a hug. Gaster was so touched that M.K. wanted a hug from him and as the two of them hugged, Gaster gently caressed and patted M.K.’s back while continuously telling him that everything was ok. Before too long, Frisk managed to revive Papyrus.
 Papyrus: *regains consciousness* What’s going on? Where am I? Oh hi Frisk. Have you seen my father around anywhere?
Frisk: *whispering* Papyrus, shh.
Papyrus: *sees Gaster hugging M.K. and whispers back* Oh sorry. I didn’t know. (There’s the dad I know and love!)
 It took an additional two minutes of Gaster’s comforting to take full effect and when it did, M.K. felt much better and began smiling again.
 Gaster: *smiling* Ah, there he is.
 Gaster was so happy to see M.K. smiling again and he has an idea to keep him smiling.
 Gaster: You know M.K., Papyrus also told me about something else you like.
M.K.: What would that be Dr. Gaster?
Gaster: Well, *tickles M.K.’s sides* he told me that you like being tickled!
M.K.: AHAHAHAAHAAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA!
Frisk and Papyrus: (Aww, how adorable!)
 In an attempt to keep M.K. happy, Gaster tickled him for twenty seconds. Gaster is well aware that his bony fingers tickle more than human fingers, so he moved his fingers as lightly as possible. Papyrus and Frisk were also happy to see M.K. smiling and laughing again and M.K. isn’t smiling just because he’s being tickled; he’s also smiling because he is realizing how nice Gaster truly is.
 M.K.: AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAA!
Gaster: And finished! *stops tickling M.K.* How did you like that young man?
M.K.: It was fun! Thanks Dr. Gaster! *hugs Gaster*
Gaster: *smiling* Oh, you’re hugging me now. Can’t argue with that. *hugs M.K. back*
 M.K. is now one of the happiest kids Gaster has ever seen. After another hug, Gaster told M.K. that he thought it was brilliant how he used his tail to tickle Sans. M.K. was a bit surprised to hear Gaster say such a thing, but he’s just so happy that the nice man also believes that he should use his unique features to his advantage when it comes to tickling.
 M.K.: Yo! Dr. Gaster, I have to ask. Why the heck was Sans laughing during the prank? You know, the part where you were being scary and all that.  
 Gaster then told M.K. the reason why Sans was laughing at that rather inappropriate time.  Gaster told him that the wiggling motions from his shivering tail tickled Sans’ spine, to which the young boy responded…
 M.K.: Say, that’s actually… kind of funny! *starts giggling*
Gaster: You know; it kind of is! Hahaha!
Papyrus: Nyeh heh heh!
Frisk: *giggling*
Sans: (Seriously guys?)
 After comforting M.K., Gaster took some time to comfort Frisk too. Frisk wasn’t nearly as frightened as M.K. but it didn’t stop Gaster from giving her a hug and a brief tickle too.  
 Gaster: *in a playful manner* Now it’s your turn young lady. *tickles Frisk*
Frisk: *Gaster tickles her sides for twenty seconds* AHAHAAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA!!
Gaster: *stops tickling Frisk* Again, I really am sorry for scaring you kids.
Frisk: It’s perfectly fine Dr. Gaster. We know now that you just wanted to prank Sans. And you really got him good!
M.K.: More than good actually! He was downright terrified! And so was I!
Frisk: We all were! You’re a great actor Dr. Gaster!
Gaster: Aww thanks kids. Oh and don’t worry Papyrus, I didn’t forget about you.
Papyrus: …
Gaster: I’m sorry.
Papyrus: It’s ok Dad. I forgive you.  
Gaster: I knew you would Papyrus. *with a smile on his face* Say, what’s this behind your (nonexistent) ear?
Papyrus: *excited smile*
Gaster: *pulls a lollipop out of nowhere* Why it’s a lollipop!
Papyrus: Wowie! Thanks Dad!
Gaster: *chuckling* You’re most welcome Papyrus. *pats Papyrus’s head*
Papyrus: Yay! I’m so glad everything’s back to normal again! This night turned out great after all!
 Gaster then turned his attention over to Sans once again.
 Gaster: Sans, are you alright?
Sans: Don’t worry, I’m fine. I just can’t believe you managed to prank me like that. I’m very surprised. I guess you could say that I’m…“Tickled pink.”
 *Ba dum tss!*
 Gaster, Frisk, and M.K.: *laughing*
Papyrus: Oh my god Sans! Even after being tickled into insanity and getting scared to death, you still have the nerve make those awful puns!  
Frisk: Your brother is quite ticklish Papyrus! I guess you could say he’s really… “Sans”itive!
 *Ba dum tss!*
 Gaster, Sans, and M.K.: *harder laughing*
Papyrus: *trying REALLY HARD not to smile* Ugh! Not you too Frisk!
Sans: *chuckling* Nice one kid. You just made Pap smile.
Frisk: Is that true Papyrus?
Papyrus: Yes! But it was a pity smile! (It wasn’t a pity smile!)
Sans: Whatever you say bro.
Gaster: Come on Papyrus! Even you have to admit these puns are rather… “Rib tickling”!
 *Ba dum tss!*
 Sans, Frisk, and M.K.: *even harder laughing*
Papyrus: Not you too Dad! Ugh! I changed my mind! This is one of the worst nights ever!
M.K.: Papyrus, don’t be like that! Other than the part where I got scared out of my mind, I would say this night was rather… *points to Sans’s right humerus* “Humerus!”
 *Ba dum tss!*
 Gaster, Sans, and Frisk: *howling with laughter*
Sans: *still howling with laughter* Oh my god kid! That was so good! *continues laughing*
Papyrus: Ugh! I’m going to the basement! Feel free to come down and join me when you’re done being weird! *walks away and smiles when no one is looking*
 Before the kids went downstairs to spend some time with Papyrus (and apologize to him for “being weird”), they wanted to talk to Gaster before he went back to his place. But before they did that, Sans wanted to speak with them momentarily.
 Sans: Well kids, I gotta say. You REALLY got me good tonight with all that tickling. But know this… *in an intimidating tone* I. WILL. GET. REVENGE.
Frisk and M.K.: *a bit nervous*
Sans: *drops the intimidating act* And I’m not gonna tell when it’s coming either. It’s not going to be tonight though. I’m MUCH TOO EXHAUSTED to get revenge on you kids tonight. But keep in mind; it could be tomorrow, one week from now, or even a month from now. So you kids better watch yourself. *while smiling* Have a good sleep.  
M.K.: *teasing Sans* Oh Sans, you always talk a big game. But Frisk and I both know that you won’t be too rough on us if you actually DO get revenge.
Frisk: *in a teasing tone* Yeah, you’ll take it easy on us because you LOVE us. *childish giggling* You LOVE us, and you know it.
Sans: *teasing Frisk* Don’t push it kid.
 The kids then went to the kitchen to speak with Gaster before going downstairs. Gaster figured that Sans could use some alone time after that terrifying prank, so he decided to go to the kitchen in order to give his son some privacy.
 Frisk: So Dr. Gaster, did you have fun with Asriel tonight?
Gaster: I sure did. That boy has a very creative mind.
M.K.: What do the two of you do together? If you don’t mind me asking that is.
Gaster: Asriel, Frisk, and Chara didn’t tell you?
M.K.: No they didn’t.
Gaster: Well I’ll tell you. We play role-playing games together.
 Asriel and Gaster bond by playing tabletop role-playing games together and Gaster has a nice assortment of them too. With the monsters now living on the surface, it was only a matter of time until they discovered these types of games and both Asriel and Gaster enjoy them very much. Some may consider them nerds for liking these types of games, but they don’t care. :)
 M.K.: Really? I gotta say; I’m kinda surprised. I never took you as someone who likes those types of things.
Gaster: Believe me; I’m just as surprised as you are. Have you ever played one of those games before young man?
M.K.: I haven’t. They sound cool, but I’ve never had a chance to actually play one of them.
Gaster: Well in that case, feel free to join me and Asriel some time. We could always use an extra player.
Frisk: They’re fun M.K.! I’ve actually played a few times with them myself, and so has Chara.
M.K.: I might just do that Dr. Gaster. Thank you.  
Gaster: You’re welcome M.K. You’re a good kid. *rubs M.K.’s head* You deserve each and every friend you have, and I would be honored to be one of them.
M.K.: You wanna be friends with… me?
Gaster: Of course M.K., more than anything. You’re a good kid.
M.K.: Sometimes I don’t think I am.
Gaster: Now why on earth would you think something like that?
M.K.: Last week, I did something to Undyne that I’m not proud of and I think there’s a chance that she and Alphys won’t ever trust me again because of it. Last week, I…    
Gaster: *politely interrupts M.K.* M.K., I don’t need to know what you did. Whatever it was, I’m positive that the three of you will manage to work things out. And who knows, it might be sooner than you think. You are one of the most well-mannered and kind-hearted individuals I’ve ever had the privilege to know. And anything you say or do, whether positive or negative, won’t ever make me think less of you.
M.K.: *hugs Gaster while tearing up* Thanks so much Dr. Gaster!
Gaster: *hugs M.K. back*
M.K.: That really means a lot coming from you!
Gaster: Well I mean it M.K. I know a good kid when I see one. That’s why Alphys built you those arms in the first place. She probably wouldn’t have done that for you if you were a bad kid. Think about that for a second.
M.K.: …Hey you’re right! I never thought of it like that!
Gaster: You see? You’ll earn back those girls’ trust. It’s just all a matter of time. And I have confidence that you will more than exceed their expectations.
 Gaster and M.K. then shared a long hug.
 Gaster: Now you kids have a good rest of the night. It’s was very nice seeing both of you again.
Frisk: Likewise Dr. Gaster. Good night.
Gaster: Good night Frisk.
M.K.: Good night… friend.
Gaster: *smiling* Good night M.K. *rubs M.K.’s head*
 And with that, Frisk and M.K. made their way down to basement to spend some additional time with Papyrus before turning in for the night and Gaster spoke with Sans a little while longer before he took off. Frisk and M.K. will most likely be playing some games with Papyrus before going to bed.  
 Frisk: Hey Papyrus, M.K. and I are sorry for saying those “awful” puns earlier.
M.K.: Yeah, we’re sorry Papyrus.
Papyrus: It’s ok kids, I forgive you. Is Sans coming down soon?
M.K.: I’m not sure. Knowing him, he might have fallen asleep again.
Frisk: Either that or he’s talking to Dr. Gaster.
Papyrus: Well in that case, I better go check on him. Sans deserves to have fun too, even if he does make awful puns. I’ll carry him downstairs if I have to.
Frisk: Haha, ok Papyrus. See you in a few minutes.
 Papyrus then went upstairs to check on Sans and say goodbye to his father. Since Frisk and M.K. already said goodbye and good night to Gaster, they decided to wait patiently for Papyrus to return, quite possibly with him carrying Sans in his arms.
 Frisk: Well M.K., if Dr. Gaster’s words of wisdom didn’t convince you that you’re a good kid, I don’t know what will.
M.K.: *smiling* Don’t worry Frisk… I’m convinced.
 THE END.
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As you wish 😇1.You woke up naked next to the last person you texted, what would you say? - Soo… round 2 cause I’m need memories in order to say I'm not a virgin anymore lmao2.What’s going on between you and the last person you kissed? -Were both just living our lives. 3.If your boyfriend or girlfriend was into drugs, would you care? -Nah, I just might try it with them honestly. 4.Is your last name longer than six letters? -It's exactly 6 😎5 .Was your last kiss drunk or sober? -Sober. 6.Have you ever wanted to have someone but you messed it up? -I'm good at fucking up shit. 7.What does your last received text say? -at this moment, you just sent “I fell asleep😛” 8.How many times have you kissed the last person you kissed? -A lot, nobody counts that shit. 9.Where was your last kiss at? -Case High School I think. 10.When was the last time you saw your sister? -the 17th, that night. 11.What do you drink in the morning? -Water. 12.Where did you sleep last night? -In my dorm room. 13.Do you think relationships are hard? -They require a little work here and there but not necessarily a complicated thing to go through. They can be very simple if you allow it. Then again it depends on the circumstances I guess. 14.If you can go back and change something in the past 5 months, would you? -Idk now. Maybe small things but the way things have turned out as of right now, I'm alright with it. It obviously wasn't the end of the world. 15.You’re locked in a room with the last person you kissed, any problems? -Nah not really. It ended because it had to and we both had to figure out our own shit. If anything, we’d have a chat about our lives since then, after all he was my best friend back then. I for one would want to debunk some rumors about him being some kind of addict. 16.Would you rather it be sunny or rainy? -Sunny 🌞🌞🌞🌈17.Do you know anyone with the same middle name as you? -My middle name is very common; Renee. My mom named me after some woman she admired. But my old roommate Lindsey, me and her had the same middle name. It was weird but it was perfect. Still my favorite roommate ever. 18.Are you wearing jeans, sweatpants, or pajama pants? -White/tan shorts actually. 19.Do you think you'll be in a relationship 3 years from now? -That's assuming I can see into the future and I unfortunately can not. My track record so far says no but I'm optimistic nonetheless. 20.Does anyone like you? -Yea 😎21.Have you ever kissed anyone with a name that starts with an S? -No I have not lol22.Is the last person you kissed gay? -Yup🌈23.Is there a person you CANNOT stand? -There have been, but they are irrelevant as of now. Exactly how I like them 😁😈24.Have you ever considered getting a tattoo? -Many of times. I want a armband on my forearm. I want an elephant outline and a turtle maybe on my ankle or maybe shoulder. I also want a back piece but that's gonna hurt like a bitch and I'm not sure of what yet. 25.In the past week have you cried? -Nope. Takes a lot for me to really cry.26.What breed was the last dog you saw? -Don't know breeds like that but it was black and light brown/blonde. It looked just out of its puppy stage. A teenage puppy. It was in the garden below my window with its owner. 27.Do you dry off in the shower or out of the shower? -A combination of both. Just to not track too much water on the floor. Cause I'm not gonna clean that up if I do. 28.Have you ever kissed a football player? -Nope. 29.Do you think you're old? -eh sometimes. Just adult old tho like I'm not ready for all that adult, you know? 30.Do you like text messaging? -Depends on who I'm texting but yes I prefer it. 31. What type of day are you having?-Chaotic. But it has its moments. 32. Have you ever thought about getting your nose pierced?-Not seriously. 33. Do you prefer warm or cold weather?-Warm. 34. Is there a person of the opposite sex who means a lot to you?-My dad35. Would you prefer a relationship or a fling?-Relationship 36. Are you a simple or complicated person?-Complicated I think. What do you think? I'm curious 37. What song are you listening to?-Focus by H. E. R. Something I've been thinking about signing at one point actually. 38. When you say you’re sorry do you mean it?-Truly 🙍39. Is there a girl that knows everything or almost everything about you?-Yes, you know too much lol40. What made you start liking the person you like now?-You make me smile. 41. When did you last receive a text message?-2:59pm42. What is wrong with you right now?-Too much homework and my classes stress me out and I wish I had the summer away from school and I want to go away somewhere and I want to go to the beach and to be quite honest I'm sexuality frustrated lol but none of this is real news 😶43. How well do you know the last female you texted?-quite well 😈44. Does anyone disgust you?-eh, not really 45. Would you date someone right now if they asked?-Depends on who that someone is. 46. Are you in a good mood right now?-Sort of. I've had my nap today 😇47. Who was the last person you talked to in person?-The chick at the front desk who swiped me into the building. 48. What color shirt are you wearing?-Oh look, I'm actually wearing a shit this time haha it's white and gray and teal with black lobsters and crabs all over lol49. Has someone recently told you something you didn’t want to hear?-I'm in college. Any mentions of homework is something I don't want to hear. 50. Anyone you’re giving up on?-Don't think so. 51. Do you hate the person you fell hardest for?-Nope, I've moved on. 52. Have you ever thought about giving up on someone but couldn’t?-Oh yea53. Do you like rain?-Depends on the circumstances but yes. 54. Do you care if your boyfriend/girlfriend drinks?-Nope. I'll ask for a sip every once in awhile 55. Have you ever liked somebody and never told them?-Many of times. 56. Do you like to cuddle?-I'd like to cuddle57. Are you shy?-The shyest 58. Do you get along with girls?-Yep59. Have you dated the person you texted last?-Nope60. What do you carry with you at all times?-My wallet with my keys in them and a charger adapter cause not a lot of ppl have the same charger as me. Some meds for dairy consumption. Carmex, and phone. 61. If you were paid 1 million dollars to spend the night in a supposed haunted house, would you?-Sure only if I can camp out right in front of the door but let me hear and see some bullshit that's too close to me and I'm fucking out!62. Do you think you can last in a relationship for five months?-Definitely 63. Think back to October, were you in a relationship?-Nope64. The person you like kisses you on the forehead, do you find this cute?-Very65. Did anything “cute” happen in the last week?-I think something did but I can't remember what it was exactly. It'll require me to look back at some stuff but I'm lazy these days lol66. How old are the last three people you kissed?-Same age as me now I guess67. Would you rather pay to get your nails done or do them yourself?    -Do them myself. I'm not into going to salons and all that shit. I'm very low maintenance. I haven't painted my nails since high school and when I did, it was always black nail polish.68. Which do you like better- Zebra print or leopard print?    -neither but I'll go with leopard print if I must. 69. Do you have any stickers on your car?    -I have no car. And the cars I use don't have them either. 70. Would you rather listen to Luke Bryan or Lil Wayne?    -I was a little bit into Lil Wayne in middle school/high school. 71. Blackberry, Android, or iPhone?    -Android 😊72. When’s the last time you had pizza from Pizza Hut?    -It's been such a long time now.. Give me pizza? 73. Do you like diet soda?    -I barely taste the difference so I'd drink whatever is available to me honestly. 74. What color are the walls in your room?    White.. There are plenty of paintings to make up for it tho. Very homey like. 75. Are you 16 or older?    -22 😏76. Do you watch Pretty Little Liars?    -okay here we go.. I used to be all for it because Emily was gay but the whole “who is A?” thing got out of hand. Oh and then the whole “let's kill off Emily's love interest, Maya” thing 💔 And then the “let's not tell the police we're being stalked by a killer because the stalker will tell my mom my dad's a cheater” or shit like that. Or the whole “I'm going to reveal this person as A and they finally get put in jail and then get out of jail cause y'all dumb asses felt remorse for the bitch like yall real shit didn't just get tortured in a fucking life sized ass doll house!” Like really!? And then another A pops up and shit and like if y'all don't stop fucking around and end this shit and get it over with! Idk even know why everybody hate them so much to torture them for years like that, just wild af. I think this shit got more seasons than supernatural lowkey lol. But I think/hope they are on their last round of the show this year so yay for that lolSorry I've got strong feelings towards this show… 77. Do you have a job?    -Yea at this bitch ass cafeteria in my dorm. 78. What are your initials?    -SRW 😇79. Did you ever have braces?    Nope but I know I need them. 80. Are you from the south?    No, north? 81. What does your last status on facebook say?    -”6 more weeks.. ⌚🙇🙏😓” but now I'm down to 5 🙌82. Do you still talk to the first person you ever kissed?    -Nope. 83. Are you closer to your mom or your dad?    - tough question. I think it's equal.84. Have you ever done cheerleading or gymnastics?    -gymnastics 85. What’s the last movie you saw in theaters?    -Wonder Woman😍 86. Do you smoke?    -nope87. Would you rather wear heels or flip flops?   - flip flops. Fuck heels. 88. Is your phone touch screen?    -who doesn't have a touch screen unless they're old or stuck with a old model until they get theirs fixed or replaced 89. Do you normally wear your hair straight or curly?    -all natural. No heat has touched my hair in like 2 years now, not even a blow dryer. So very curly /kinky. But I normally wear my hair in braids so yea haha90. Have you ever snuck out of your house?   -don't think so91. Would you rather swim in a river, lake, or pool?    -Pool. But I like waves so lakes are cool too92. Have you ever made out in a car?    -Nope93. …Had sex in a car? -only in my head if that counts lol ... I know it doesn't 😞94. Are you single or in a relationship?   -single95. What were you doing last night at midnight?  -Finishing reading this packet on why fluency in asl for a non-native signer is hard if not almost impossible. Which is like a huge fuck you to me wanting fluency. Apparently even after I graduate and become a certified interpreter in like 3 or 4 years I'm still gonna be not near as fluent compared to a native. I may appear so to others but in reality there's so much to this language other than knowing a bunch of signs. So much more. 96. When’s the last time you saw fireworks?-Last year maybe or two years ago on the 4th of July.   97. Do you like the camera on your phone?  -Its iight.  98. Have you ever had a friend with benefits? -Can't say that I have sadly. 99. Have you ever passed out from drinking?  -My sister made a blanket nest on her bedroom floor for me once and kind of just tossed me in and told me to sleep and I did ? I was very fucked. I didn’t stay sleep though, had to keep getting up to puke. lol100. Are you friends with people on facebook that you actually hate?-Not anymore, I think I got rid of everyone that annoyed me.
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Surviving VidCon Europe 2017
So, I am slowly getting back to being alive again. So far since crawling out of my bed (for the second time today) at one pm, I have only tripped twice, bumped my head thrice, and spilled/dropped stuff (drink/bread/butter/washing-powder) four times. So yay! :D Now to try and put these past days into words. In only one word is easy: AMAZING. But there is so much more to say than just that it was probably the best weekend I have had in years. So many feelings to describe, so many emotions to be conveyed. And so many people to thank.
Let's start this tale at last Thursday, April 6th, 2017. Under an indecisive sky I waited for Johanna, the fellow Vidcon-volunteer, whom I had only talked to through Skype for an awkward half hour before that day, that was going to stay at my place for the coming nights. With a delay of five hours her bus from Vienna finally arrived at Sloterdijk, and I got to meet her at last in real life. And what luck I had in having her for a guest. Johanna is a young woman with a base state of happiness that is so heart-warming and mind-soothing to undergo and be around, it is almost unreal. That being coupled with a sharp mind and a smart wit made her one of my favorite people I know through the power of the internet almost immediately. The lively and intriguing conversation we had during our short walk through the woods in Castricum after dropping off her bags at my place was a confirmation of my first instincts. After the walk we cooked together, ate our prize, and then played two rounds of Kahuna before going to bed early-ish. Friday we got up at what felt early for me then, but was to become a blessed long sleep compared to the days after. ;) Following a typical Dutch breakfast with bread with 'hagelslag' we took the train to Amsterdam. We started the day with a tour of the more typical touristy locations so Johanna could check them off of her list, after which we went to the Vondelpark where an International Nerdfighter Meeting was organized by good soul Richard. It was the first time in years that I was at a Nerdfighter meeting where I knew less than seventy-five percent of the people. The sun was a bit unsure about it all (though managed to burn me nonetheless), but I think all had a great time. There was songs being sung, games being played, and friends being gained. Johanna, me, and several others had to leave the gathering for a while, because there was a volunteer-training scheduled at the RAI. Other than finally meeting Nick who was our coordinator, I didn't learn much there and then. But I did get to meet more of my fellow volunteers, which was cool. A whole bunch of them joined us at the pizza-place that evening, which made us a group of over 60 for a reservation of 20, but after splitting in two we still had food for all, spread out over two restaurants. All in all, a good day, filled with loads of nice people. Okay, I felt a bit tired from the somewhat too much walking I had done, and my forehead almost gave light from the sunburn, but I figured I would manage. Then again, Vidcon hadn't even started for real yet, for me. :D That happened on Saturday. And oh wow, did it start. So many people eager for an event they had been waiting for for months, if not years. Lines of fans waiting for a chance to meet, touch and take pictures with their heroes, whom they had so far only seen in digital form. And that sea of enthusiasm was compressed to a stream of roiling emotions in the meet-and-greet-wristband-distribution-line. My original shift was a bit over-staffed compared to the understaffed situation at this bottleneck of the first morning, so I was transferred to help out there. And thus I got a first glimpse of what this weekend would entail for me. Hard work, and loads of smiling faces filled with anticipation and joy. In an attempt to entertain the masses while they waited, and to keep myself awake as well, I did some frolicking and goofing around, doing impromptu little dances and pirouettes whenever I had the chance. But as time moved on, it became clear that the lines were filling way faster than we were clearing them, so an extra line was created, and the time for whimsical folly was over. I know for a fact that I was by far the worst wristband-attacher of all times, but looking down and me are not the best of friends. ;) As my shift ended, my neck and eyes were hurting, as well as my fingers. But still, I was filled with an overflowing sense of warmth and happiness just because I was helping people get the best days of their lives. After a short break, and catching the first half of The Vlogbrothers' Q&A, I started what eventually became my favorite shift of the weekend: The Vidcon Booth. Seriously, I was born to stamp passports-of-joy. Enticing people to just go that one more step to get not five, but ten stamps was such fun. Coming up with creative reasons why/how people earned the stamp for “Awesomeness” was the most energy-giving thing I have done in ages. Being on various selfies I had 'forced' people to take for yet another stamp, or just seeing the weird/cute/tender/beautiful selfies being taken right in front of me to earn that precious red blob of ink. Encouraging people to write or draw something on the wall, and then later realizing they had made a little piece of art. All that and more made it the best few hours of 'work' I have ever had. I went across the street for a quick Dirk-van-den-Broek sandwhich for dinner, and then it was time for the Saturday-evening featured-creator-show. Being blown away by the facial expressions and amazing voice of Carrie Hope Fletcher and the wonderful poetry of Savannah Brown made up for the somewhat cringe-worthy Max and Harvey performance. Matthew Patrick closed the night with words of power and honesty that made me want to hug him to make him feel better, and thank him for making so many others feel better. And then it was time for the trip home. The NS had decided to work on the tunnel between Amsterdam and home, so we (Johanna and I) were fearing a replacement bus-service was to be our lot, but luckily the whole weekend we managed to time our travels thus perfect that we could catch the rerouted intercity home. Five hours of sleep is a lot more than four-and-a-half, so we were quite happy with that, indeed. :D My Sunday shifts were a lot less exciting to me. I was room-monitor in the morning, and auditorium monitor in the afternoon. But to be fair, I don't know if I could have handled much else after I started the Vidcon-day with a tumble on the concrete floor. Both my knee and my shoulder were scuffed, and turned stiff quite rapidly. But hey, the show must go on, so I kept doing my utmost best to make everyone around me have the bestest of times at this first ever Vidcon Europe. The morning-shift I decided to be the outside-monitor, as that ensured me to have a quiet start of the day, and meant less walking around with the microphone. But the auditorium was too big to be handled by one mic-walker. And at that point my energy had been adequately replenished by the many awesome fellow volunteers. So I happily went were the panels wanted me to go. The two panels during which I had my shift were very interesting and I will certainly take some of their words with me. In between all of this, there were of course the meet&Greets I myself had the opportunity to have. On Saturday I got to hug Emma Blackery, and give her a bag of fizzy peaches, proving that not all forty year old followers of her are creepy af. Sunday in the afternoon I hugged Hank Green (@edwardspoonhands.tumblr.com this is what I meant when I said I still blame you: http://piarou-neelix.tumblr.com/post/153356577720/i-blame-you), and between my last shift and the volunteer-thank-you-party, I met Hannah Witton, whom I had already met almost exactly two years earlier in Amsterdam. After hugging her, it was straight to the Nedfighter-special event, but that was a bit too noisy for me, so I retreated to the volunteers' little safe-haven of calm and quiet next to registration, where I doled out my ever-present new addiction, Verkade Bites (seriously, don't eat them, or don't blame me). Then it was time for the aforementioned volunteer-thank-you-party, where I managed to grab a bite of food as well. I was amazed to realize I hadn't even met all volunteers yet that were in the room. And all were amazing, seriously. So much friendliness and warmth in one room was invigorating to the soul, and strengthened my already high trust and belief in humanity. A (not completely) surprise-visit by Hank Green, where we caught him in a circle of high-fives, and some completely unexpected gifts were nice unneeded bonuses to an already awesome event. It all ended with the logical end, the Sunday-evening featured-creator-show. We had missed the beginning due to our 'private' party, but saw most of it anyways. Dodie and Jon Cozart were, in my humble opinion, the stars of the evening, and Kwebbelkop surprised me with the way he filled his time on stage in a positive way, but all on stage were amazing this evening. Except maybe for the herring. ;) But as with all things, even the best of the best events have to end some time, and so it went here as well. After hugs and farewells Johanna and I took our leave of the Rai to once again travel to Castricum, and our much needed beds...
...for four hours of sleep. :( Johanna, adventurer as she is, had to go to her next big memory-in-the-making, and had to be at Schiphol at six in the morning. So after a short night, and a very weirdly quiet train-ride, it was time for me to say goodbye to my new friend (for now). She took the one train, that being her first step on the road to India and a new adventure, and I took the other back to Castricum again, and to another couple of hours of sleep. And then, it was all really over. But in my mind, the event will never end. My heart, head, and soul has been changed by all the wonderful people I have met during these past four days, the new friends I made, and the words I heard. Especially the awesome group of volunteers I will not soon forget. Once again I have seen the proof that the world of the interwebs is a powerful world indeed, and that it can do the most beautiful things, and knit the most awesome communities out of yarn from many different types of stories.
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demon-hades · 7 years
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*CLENCHES FISTS AND BREATHES INTENSELY* Writer ask meme thingymajig!!! 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 17, 18, 21, 32, 33, 35, 36, and 37 pretty please with a cherry on top!!!
My dear, for you, anything
1: Describe your comfort zone—a typical you-fic.I am fluff queen ;) fluffy bunny with some angst sprinkled about
2: Is there a trope you’ve yet to try your hand at, but really want to?coffee shop, or flower shop au? That counts as a troupe right? Hunter and monster?
3: Is there a trope you wouldn’t touch with a ten foot pole?some kinks I’m not really into, along with some of the darker subjects? Non-con, abuse..
4: How many fic ideas are you nurturing right now? Care to share one of them?OH GOD *grabs notebook* okay so I have 15 ideas written down, plus like six that I’m currently writing
5: Share one of your strengths.feel good cuteness
6: Share one of your weaknesses.smut, I cant write it very well ;; also ACTUALLY FINISHING THINGS LIKE I SAID I WOULD
17: Do you write your story from start to finish, or do you write the scenes out of order?always from start to finish, though I will have ideas for later on, and ideas leading up to that
18: Do you use any tools, like worksheets or outlines?I dont really use tools like that? Not really sure. I like to format my stuff my way I guess, I dont really use tools?
21: How many times do you usually revise your fic/chapter before posting?I will often go back and reread what I have written when I get stuck in a spot, I will give it all a once over and edit it again, then one final read before posting
32: How do you feel about smut?I really really want to write smut, I am just not very good at it
33: How do you feel about crack?It could be fun, depending on what it is
35: Would you ever kill off a canon character?I have done it before for one of my fics, so I am not opposed to it if the plot calls for it, it just wouldnt be my first choice
36: Which is your favorite site to post fic?ao3, or before I had an account I posted things to tumblr (still kinda do)
37: Talk about your current wips.I swear the next chapter of Misnomer is coming D: I also have a couple others I had started writing (including a night vale fic yay)
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notyetjaded1 · 7 years
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1-117 :) please answer all of them
omg. 
don’t mind me as i just use this as an excuse not to stare at my own face until i go to sleep
previously asked questions here & here! 
1: Let’s start with a tricky one; what is the real reason you are confused right now?
Oooooh. The state of the world and politics and equality issues, figuring out my life purpose and real abilities, why I always have the inspiration to film at the most inopportune moments, and fucking taxes, man. 
2: Do you ever get “good morning” texts from anyone?
Actually���yes! Sometimes! People are super cute.
4: Do you find it easy to trust others?
Fuck no. Not in the slightest. And yet here I am, sharing my life on social media and video. Constantly. Weird. 
5: What were you doing at 11PM last night?
Sleeping. Because I’m secretly 80 years old. Don’t judge me. 
6: You’re drunk and lost walking down the road; who is with you?
No one. Because I don’t get drunk outside of definitely safe spaces. Because I’m paranoid af and, as we just discerned, do not trust people. 8: Are you close with your dad?Relatively, yeah! :D9: I bet you kissed someone last night, right?Lol, nope, sadly not. Been a little while now, actually? When did I film that Q&A…? 11: You can only drink ONE liquid for the rest of your life - what is it?Water. Because I’d like to survive as a semi-healthy human being. And water is fucking good. 12: Do you like hickeys?Giving or receiving? Giving, fuck yes. Again, I’m a literal vampire who likes biting people far more than I should. Receiving. Ehhhhh. It’s a weird mix of, hey, I like the aesthetic of bruises and all that other pseudo-grunge bullshit and, hey, I don’t like the idea of other people having their physical mark on me. So. Yay. 13: What time do you go to bed?Fuck me, too late. I say as I try to get in bed between 9 pm and 11 pm because I have to be awake at 4:45 am to get ready for work and I know that I am constantly tired. It used to be closer to bewteen like 11 pm and 1 am in my college days and I fucking miss it because I used to be so much more productive, fuck. 14: Is there someone who continuously lets you down?
Kind of? Yeah, I feel like there are people that I have high hopes and expectations for and yet…they never seem to be able to live up to them. Because there’s a horrid mismatch between their goals and the steps they think they need to take to achieve them. Vague. I know. And yet. But at the same time, when there’s evidence to suggest I shouldn’t trust someone with certain things, I do tend to lower my expectations so they can’t let me down, so there’s that. 15: Can you text as quickly with one hand as you do both?Nope, not at all! I am very right handed. 16: Do you always answer your texts?hahaha, no, I’m the worst. I try to get to them within a certain amount of time. But like. I really am the worst with social interactions. I apologize in advance for being a shit human being. 17: Do you hate the person you fell the hardest for?Nope. Because I have no idea who that would be. 20: What was your last thought before you went to bed last night?How many times have I now seen/watched Jack play Undertale and how the fuck does his screaming help me fall asleep?? 21: Is anyone else in the room with you?Not at the moment! 22: Do you believe what goes around comes around?Not in the karma kind of way; at least not really. Like, self-fulfilling prophecies, sure. You create your own expectations and then either that makes them happen or it makes you on the look out for it. But I do think if you behave a certain way, it’s bound to bite you in the ass. 23: Were you happier four months ago than you are now?Not in the slightest. Four months ago fucking sucked, man. All of the family stuff going on + existential crises (literally, could not function, was so anxious) about school + do I/don’t I continue youtube, and all the world bullshit? Yeah, no. 2016? Was not a good time in my life. 25: In the past week, have you cried?I’m not even kidding, I was about a breath away from crying when I saw snow in Denmark. I’m emotional, okay. 26: What colour is the shirt you are wearing?Currently? Surprisingly enough, navy blue. 27: Do people ever call you by your last name?Nope! Thankfully not! 28: Is anyone ignoring you right now?LMFAO probably. 29: Do you have a best friend?One best friend? Nah. Really close friends who I adore and appreciate. Absolutely. 30: Would it be hard seeing someone else kiss the last person you kissed?…yes because I’m secretly a very jealous and insecure person. 31: Who was your last call/text message from?@dreams–die–today!33: Have you ever kissed someone older than you?Yup. 3 of the…4?? people. 34: How old will the last person you kissed be on his/her next birthday?Um. Hm. twenty…six…? seven…..? we talked about it and I literally have the worst memory. Sorry. 35: How many more days until your birthday?191. Apparently. 36: Do you have any summer plans yet?Hopefully start a new job!! But we shall see! 
37: Do you have any good friends of the opposite sex?Very much so. :) 38: Are you keeping anything from your best friend(s) now?Not necessarily keeping things? Like. Not secrets really. They just never really came up? 39: Do you have a secret that you’ve never told anyone?Anyone? Not that I can really think of? 40: Have you ever regretted kissing someone?Nope, can’t say I have. 41: Do you think age matters in relationships?I mean, yes, to the extent of legality, consent, maturity, and power hierarchies. 42: Are you available?In…what…way? Emotionally? No? Schedule wise? There is nothing on my calendar for 10pm on a Tuesday night? 43: How many people have you had real, strong feelings for since high school ended?Real, strong feelings in what way??? 44: If you had to get a piercing (not ears), what would you get?I spent my entire middle and high school life wanting lip piercings. Hardcore wannabe emo kid right here. 45: Do you believe exes can be friends?Absolutely. I think if things ended well and consensually and whatnot, you do you. :) 46: Do you regret anything?LMFAO YES. 47: Honestly, what’s on your mind right now?Literally too much. Should I be on YouTube, video ideas (anxiety v depression, inspiration v self-criticism, etc.), school, suicide prevention job opportunities, research, clinical work, social mishaps, etc. etc. etc. my mind is a joyous place to live. that’s a lie. 48: Did you ever lose a best friend?Not like…passing away kind of lose, but I have had best friends that I am no longer friends with. 49: Was your last kiss a mistake?Nah, I enjoyed myself. 50: Why aren’t you pursuing the person you like?Because…I don’t actually want a relationship? Plus define like? Plus again, that social anxiety thing. 51: Has the last person you kissed ever seen you cry?I…don’t…think so?52: Do you still talk with the person you LAST kissed?Literally messaging them right now. 53: What was the last thing you ate?I had some green juice thing? Hello, yes I am from LA, how could you tell? 54: Did you get any compliments today?YES BECAUSE YOU PEOPLE ON TUMBLR MAKE MY HEART SING. 55: Where are you going on your next vacation?Las Vegas, I think? For Backstreet Boys! 56: Do you own anything from other countries?My brother just brought home wine from Israel, does that count? 57: Are most of your friend guys or girls?I think I have a pretty good/even mix of both! 58: Where have you lived most of your life?Los Angeles. Or the surrounding cities. For all my life. 59: When was the last time you took a long drive?Vegas, a few months ago. :) 60: Have you ever played Spin the Bottle?Once. I was in elementary school. Nothing happened. And then never again after that. 61: Have you ever TPd someone’s house?Nope! That would be quite rude! 62: Who do you text the most?Lately?? I actually don’t know?? 63: What was the last movie you saw?Moonlight! 64: What’s preventing your current boyfriend/girlfriend from going back to their ex?The fact that they don’t exist?? 65: How many boyfriends/girlfriends did you have in 2011?….one? I think one? Was that 2011……? Fuck, I should ask. I literally don’t recall. 66: Is the last person you kissed younger than you?Nope, they’re not! 67: Do you curse around your parents?Yes, because I literally cannot help it. Don’t let me around small children. 68: Are you happy with where you live?Sure, relatively. Especially lately since there’s been actual rain! 69: Picture of yourself?http://shaynainshambles.tumblr.com/tagged/my-face70: Are you a monogamous person or do you believe in open-ended relationships?I think both. Which is weird. I like the intimacy of monogamous relationships and I’m a very jealous person? But also like…I like open-ended relationships because intimacy with many people, please yes. 71: Have you ever been dumped?I actually have not. 73: Have you ever casually made out with someone who you weren’t seriously involved with?Um. Yes? Again, that 2/4 people being fwb thing. 74: When you kiss someone for the first time, is it usually you who initiates it or the other?the other because I’m a socially awkward fucking mess. 75: What part of a person’s body do you find most attractive?I like hair. Also collar bones. Also arms. Also smile and eyes. And everything. People are just very pretty. 76: Who was the last person you talked to last night before you went to bed?@dreams–die–today, I think?? 77: Had sex with someone you knew less than an hour?Nope! 78: Had sex with someone you didn’t know their name?Nope!! 79: What makes your heart flutter and brings a big cheesy smile to your face?Jack-motherfucking-septiceye. You all. Literally, you all. getting asks and comments and building a community of human beings. helping people. psychology/inspiring mental health awareness and advocacy and integration. etc. etc.  etc. 81: Has someone who had a crush on you ever confessed to you?I feel like that has happened more recently than ever before or ever imagined…82: Do you tell a lot of people when you have a crush?About never, actually? 83: Do you miss your last sweetie?Um….what? 84: Last time you slow danced with someone?lmfao 85: Have you ever ‘dated’ someone you’ve never met?I…think…so…? technically…? briefly??? Idk. I literally don’t know. 86: How can I win your heart?Oh, let me count the ways…figure it out ;p 87: What is your astrological sign?Leo! 88: What were you doing last night at 12 AM?Sleeping…89: Do you cook?I mean, if I had to, I could learn, but nope. I can steam vegetables, I am set! 90: Have you ever gotten back in touch with an old flame after a time of more than 3 months of no communication?Technically? I often do not talk to my “old flame” for months at a time, but that’s pretty much the usual for us. 92: Do you prefer to date various people or do you pretty much fall into monogamous relationships quickly?I really prefer the multiple close relationship thing. Idk, about dating. Dating is weird. But. Yeah, I think time and making sure you enjoy each other’s company is good before just like…committing.93: What physical traits do you look for in a potential interest?I don’t really. I really am finding myself far more interested in people after I start getting to know them as human beings. Like, physical attraction is great and yes, absolutely a thing. but if I’m interested in them any more than something pretty, I get invested based who they are, etc.? The more you know. 94: Name four things that you wish you had!Money, self-confidence, a supportive and engaged community, the ability to be successfully mindful and productive when I want to be. 95: Are you a player?In what way……? 96: Have you ever kissed 2 people in one day?I….don’t think I have? 97: Are you a tease?Tad bit. Maybe. yes. sorry not sorry. I kind of love it. It’s fun to be flirty and tease and shit, man. 98: Ever meet anyone you met on Tumblr?Not yet! 99: Have you ever been deeply in love with someone?Not like…happily ever after kind of idea of love. But I do deeply care about people. 100: Anybody on Tumblr that you’d go on a date with?Absolutely. Ya’ll are fucking lovely. 101: Hugs or Kisses?Mmmmm. Do kisses with hugging involved count? 102: Are you too shy to ask someone out?Very much so. Hello. 103: The first thing you notice about the opposite sex?Hair. 104: Is it cute when a boy/girl calls you babe?Can be? I think it’s just a term of endearment. Which I’ve started doing, so who am I to comment. 105: If a sexy person was pursuing you, but you knew he/she was in relationship, would you go for it?No??? That’s not okay?? Unless there was consent from all parties involved being like…yes, I am aware and in full, enthusiastic support of this. 106: Do you flirt a lot?Hello, as I’ve said, flirting is my horrible way of connecting with people and stress relief. I’m sorry. If it does bother anyone at all or make them uncomfortable at any point, please do tell me and I will not do it. 107: Your last kiss?happened?? at some point?? 108: Have you kissed more than 5 people since the start of 2012?Nope, have not. 109: Have you kissed anyone in the past month?Yes? I think it was less than a month ago? 110: If you could kiss anyone who would it be?@51centurywoman and/or @thelootqueen because ya’ll are fucking incredible ;p 111: Do you know who you’ll kiss next?Uh. I have an assumption but who knows? 112: Does someone like you currently?Apparently?????????????????113: Do you currently have feelings for anyone?I have many feelings for people constantly. 114: Do you like to be in serious relationships or just flings?Serious flings. 115: Ever made out with just a friend?Glowing endorsement for fwb currently, yes. 116: Are you happier single or in a relationship?I’m honestly not that reliant on relationship status? I really like having people i can have fun with and be intimate with and just like..enjoy and have them enjoy. that makes me beyond happy. 117: Your own question that you want me to answer. Just write it.Opening the floor to you folks: any other questions? also, what kind of content do you like to see/hear? Also, tell me something positive that happened to you today! Let’s take a moment to focus on the good. :) 
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