#and my brain goes yeah now fucking DIE and i'm just like alright sir

[myfriendtheghost]

alrighty, so I met Josh in mid April this year and honestly I have half of the interaction blocked off my brain cause I'm embarrassed as shit but here goes nothing. We met a bar and before my friend and I ran into them I had already drank a couple of shots and had a gummy edible that was kicking in, so I was a bit buzzed. So, my friend and I (who's also a greta girly) we go in and they are playing pool and we just walk beside them pretending we don't know who they are, while we are freaking tf out internally, and the bartender is yelling last call so we took a shot and turn back around they (josh, jake, and danny) are gone. We are like goddamn! cause we didn't get to talk to them and we get out of the bar and as we are walking down an alleyway there is a door with like lights inside, seemed a bit sketch, but we go in to drown our sorrows in alcohol. We get in and instantly I see josh with jita with a friend of theirs I assume, so I'm like this is a sign of the universe like be fr. My friend didn't notice him since she was getting a drink and the place was pretty loud, so I was like I'm going in. I don't know if it was the alcohol, weed, excitement, or dumbassery rushing through my body, but I just turn to josh and go, yooo I fucking love greta van fleet, your music makes me not want to die. He laughs and is like thank you, and after I introduce myself and my friend (she was in shock man the only thing she could do was smile and nod lmao we laugh about it now) I'm like when I listen to tbagg I see a movie in my head fr, and he seemed super flattered and giggly; then I go like what are you doing here🤨 (in the city I study in cause it seemed a bit random cause they didn't have a show there) and he laughs again and goes to my EAR and says, If I tell you I might have to kill you, when I tell you my body FROZE I was like sir? pls spare mercy sir. So I was like kill me then, and he giggles again and says we are recording some stuff enjoyng the city, and I was like I really like the trees here, do you like the trees? bruh WHAT KIND OF QUESTION??, like bffr and he was like yeah i do lol, and then I ask him if he knows spanish, cause our native languages are spanish; and he said that he took spanish in highschool but he doesn't really remember much, so I go, do you wanna know insults in spanish😏? BRUH??, he laughs and goes alright, so I was like ight what you wanna know, and he said some weird shit sum sum bastards, so we just told him to say something in spanish, and I kept high-fiving him for some reason? idk. After that my friend was finally able to say something to him and told him that she saw them in vegas with metallica, and I was like yeah we are going to see you in jacksonville in october, he was like no way cool! and so I go... play flower power in jacksonville or else 🔫 while pointing a finger gun at him. BRO EYE---? He laughs and was like well see😏, and my friend told him you guys should make a song in spanish and he said jokingly that they've tried that but didn't work out. And I as I said before, the place was pretty loud so he would constantly say, this place is too loud and motioned me to talk in his EAR? bruh when I tell you I died saw heaven, hell, god, jupiter, man I was dying inside gawddamn; bruh I felt his hair on my cheek I can die peacefully fr. So I ask him like, I hate to be that person but can we take a pic 👉👈, he said what? and I repeated the question, and he said what? and again said this place is too loud, and I was like don't mind if I do😏, and tell him in his ear if we can take a pic. We take it, and they came out sick, and finally he asks if he looks good, and I told him that he looks fabulous and he laughed and said thank you to us, and we were like? THANK YOU, sir wdym thank us? he looked genuinely thankful it was an out of body experience fr. And what I gotta say about him, the rumors are true people is he pretty shy, and very giggly, he was laughing at everything I said and I'm not funny bruh, maybe because I was making a fool outta myself but, idk. He is probably 5"5, no taller than 5"6 :)

SHUT UP OMG THANK U FOR SHARING THIS WITH ME 🫶🏻🫶🏻🫶🏻 if Josh whispered in my ear I would be meeting Jesus as soon as it happened I’m so serious

#I was live reacting to reading this on my priv twt LMAO #I loved every second of it like seriously thank u for sending this to me #also I KNEW THAT BITCH WAS 5’6 #gvf #joshua #greta van fleet #josh kiszka #asks #anon #long post

[epickiya722]

REACTIONS TO EPISODE 19 - FULL POWER!!

You know what goes on here.

LAST EPISODE'S REACTIONS

And here's the beginning of the one Deku Arc that gets me in my feels.

Yes, give me that Izuku narration! Even though it was just for the letter reading.

Ochaco, don't cry. Please don't cry! 😭

There goes his pose! That he makes looks cooler than Batman.

He looks and depressed already and this arc just started!!

The last time he wore that hoodie was back in season 4.

Oh, it's Shindo and Nakagame!! Grand and fucking Turtle Neck!!! Why is her hero name so funny to me?! 🤣

Shindo and his thot version of Froppy's hero suit. Keep doing you, boo!

It's nice Shindo mentions Ms. Joke since she is their teacher. I like that. And I like Ms. Joke, she funny.

"Now they're sending in kids." Yeah, but GROWN FUCKING ADULT HEROES ARE FUCKING QUITTING. THOSE KIDS ARE YOUR BEST BET, ASSHOLE.

I'm okay, I'm fine.

I get that you want to defend yourselves, but allow the heroes that are still around to help.

That's right, Shindo, tell them.

"... sticking their noses in our lives?" Uh, if Shindo and Nakagame are there to take you to their school...

I can't stand the citizens sometimes because oh, you were worshipping heroes before but now that they're quitting you want to give the heroes who are still around a hard time? They ain't perfect but damn.

"If we could take them by force..." May be extreme, but you gotta protect folks and if they're giving you a hard time... return the fafor. I'm joking.

Ah, shit, it's that muscly fuck!!! I HATE HIM!!! SO MUCH!!!

"You two, let's have fun!" SIR, THOSE ARE KIDS, DAMN!!!

WHEN DID SHINDO INVEST IN SWORDS?!

Did he just push her?!

SOMEONE KILL THAT BITCH!!

WHY RUN BACK TO THE WINDOW?!

12000 layers? Sir, that is disgusting.

"Sometimes, we have to sacrifice our lives!" SHINDO! 😭

"I'll turn your brain into a milkshake!" PLEASE DO!! I HATE HIM!!

Ew

LET'S GOOOOO!!!

I'm glad, as a purple lover, that Smokescreen is purple!!! 💜

"It's you, isn't it?" You're gonna wish it wasn't Deku, bitch.

Dingy looking ass rabbit... looking like a cryptid... I adore him.

"I'm just a human, too." You are???

Why would he put that rock there?

"Fight me will all you have, Midoriya!" Alright then, you asked for it. Don't cry now, don't cry.

"I can't see his face through the smoke." You won't be able to anyways, Tatami. He's wearing a mask.

EN!!! Wait... you're the purple one?! YES!!

En is also very pretty to me.

Ooooh, he's still being all calculating and stuff in a fight. My green boy!!!

Real quick, I love how Midoriya's mask makes his eyes look like All Might's. Especially since All Might's eyes like that are a reflection of him being a shell of what he used to be in his prime. Current Midoriya is well... a shell of himself. He's pushing himself and neglecting how others feel just as All Might did.

"I want a life without regret." Bitch, you ain't Miruko.

BEAT HIS ASS, DEKU!!! DON'T ASK HIM NO QUESTIONS!!!

I'm not fighting anyone who looks at me like this and just standing there. That is a person ready to snap your kneecaps.

I LOVE MY GREEN BOY!!!

But damn it, this arc just makes me sad...

Fucking wow...

FINALLY ALL MIGHT GOT ONE!!

Oh, it's those other hero kids!!!

"We don't want him to die." OH DO YOU?!

Deku passing by the glass just like All Might... THE DAMN PARALLELS!!!

You think Smokescreen smells like lavender? I hope so.

All Might got drip, huh? Them glasses!!

He still has that ringtone?! 😆

I need Izuku to get a bath and a blanket like today.

INKOOOOOO!!!!

I forget how buff Midoriya is sometimes... his face just hides that, okay?

"Please be more cautious." We can only hope...

All Might standing there like "... ah, crap, here we go again..."

Pretty shot of Izuku. He gets his looks from his mom. She is a damn pretty woman.

I'll be honest, out of all the families, the Midoriya's is my favorite. They have had the most tender moments and I swear I shed tears with them.

Ooh, the baby Izuku flashback playing with Inkoooo... 😭😭😭💚💚💚

"Don't worry. I'll come home." 😭😭😭😭😭

NOT ALL MIGHT CRYING, STOOOP!!! 😭😭😭😭😭

DOES HISASHI CRY, TOO?!

Why in the absolute hell is Best Jeanist holding that phone like that?

"The way he holds that phone is so cool." Hawks, stop lying.

I am impressed though.

Ooooh, Gran Torino giving him the cape...

Ooooh, getting more of the 2nd & 3rd Users next episode? 👀 Lady Nagant??

#kiya reacts #kiya watches #just kiya's thoughts #bnha #mha #boku no hero academia #my hero academia #bnha season 6 #bnha s6 #bnha spoilers #midoriya izuku #deku #all might #midoriya inko #yagi toshinori #shindo yo #nakagame tatami

[cyanwormonastring]

Dinner With I DONT KNOW HOW BUT THEY FOUND ME, My Chemical Romance, and Ricky Montgomery (The Thrilling Sequel)

Me: Okay, let's talk a little bit about ourselves

Me: *internally* Jeez I feel like I've done this before

IDK: I'm a teenage beauty queen of sorts

Me: Uh- okay sure. Ricky?

Me: *internally* This feels like a really bad case of deja vu, what?

RM: I miss my lover, man

Me: Ummmm are you?? Doing alright?

RM: I can see the light

Me: Ricky what the fuck do you need to lie down?

RM: I'm headed straight for the floor *falls*

MCR: The floor the floor the floor

Me: Oh- um can someone help me, please?

MCR: When I was a young boy, my father-

Me: I ASKED FOR HELP NOW IS N O T THE TIME TO INTRODUCE YOURSELF, GERARD

MCR: I'm sorry

Me: Okay, so will you help me?

MCR: I. Don't. Care!

Me: Okay, fine, Dallon?

IDK: I wouldn't hesitate *makes Ricky float onto a conveniently placed couch across the room*

Me: Wh- why am I not surprised? Anyway, thanks, Dallon.

IDK: I do it all the time

Me: Like to make people float? Or-

IDK: It's so fun

Me:

Me: What was that you were saying, Gerard?

MCR: I'm not a hero

Me: Yeah, I know, you didn't help me with Ricky here, when you were literally right next to us

MCR: Teenagers scare the living shit out of me

Me: Fair enough, I wouldn't want to be near myself either. I mean, this is a dinner after all, so does anyone want anything?

MCR: If you could get me a drink of water

Me: No problem, Gerard

MCR: *aggressively drinks water* My lips are chapped and faded

IDK: Stop drinking it down!

MCR: I'm unashamed

*crash from across the room*

RM: I broke all my bones

Me: OH MY GOD ARE YOU OKAY??

RM: *mumbles*

Me: What was that?

RM: Listen close, it's a no

MCR: I'm nooooooot okayyyy

Me: I wasn't asking you, can't you see that Ricky has gone to pieces?

RM: *dies*

MCR: Did you get what you deserve, the ending of your life?

Me: GERARD, STOP BEING RUDE

IDK: *to Ricky's corpse* For you, I'd die *dies*

IDK: *carousels into grave*

RM: *revived* Is it worth it, is it worth it, tell me is it worth it?

MCR: Maybe

RM: I'm Mr. Loverman

MCR: We're just two men

IDK: *Dallon rises from the grave* I wouldn't hesitate

Me: Bitch *giggles*

IDK: *scowls* To smile while you suffocate and die

MCR: *dying* Am I losing myself?

IDK: Burn

MCR: And well I, I won't go down with myself, but I'll go down with my friends, yeah *falls dramatically, taking Dallon and Ricky down with him*

IDK, MCR, & RM: *die*

Me: Well this is very inconvenient *goes into afterlife* I'm not that great of a host, but I might as well say goodbye.

Me: So, any last words? *trying to use one of my brain cells* Why do I feel like I've said this before?

MCR: So long and goodnight

Me: The afterlife really has changed you, thank you for your manners

IDK: We're taking over the world

Me: You can't, Dallon, you're dead

IDK: Mad as a hatter

Me: That's you all right

RM: Ashes ashes

Me: Okay cool, time for me to go *transports back to living room*

Me: This place is a mess, there's three dead bodies here

*bodies disappear*

Me: Well that's very convenient

Me: Well I'm by myself now, nothing to do *remembers something I did like 5 minutes ago*

Me: *mockingly* I mean, this is a dinner after all, so does anyone want anything?

Me: Eww, why'd I say it like that, we didn't even eat anything, and all of the food is still on the table, this whole DAY has been a mess

B: Peach and lime daquiri

Me: WHAT THE FUCK IS BRENDON URIE DOING HERE, SHOO

Me: How do I get rid of this dude? *gains a brain cell* Oh I know, he'll just die like everyone else did

B: *doesn't die*

Me: Oh hey, a bat, where'd that come from? *throws bat*

*bat comes back like a boomerang*

Me: Oh no I'm dying

B: She's not bleeding

Me: Uhh, I kinda am

B: Oh, well

Me: Fuck you sir *dies*

IDK: Wave

MCR & RM: *waves*

Me: *waves*

Me: Hey what happened to Brendon?

B: Out the back door

Me: I didn't even know there was one, huh

Me: How come I can hear you?

B: I'm a diva!

Me: *blinks* What the fuck

IDK: *angrily* I'M a teenage beauty queen

MCR: They make me do push-ups in drag

Me: This is too much for me *un-dies* That's better

#mcr #idkhow #ricky montgomery #sorry for making you all read this

[apricotpicotty]

how i was genuinely amazed by an INTP on omegle.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say STAND WITH HONG KONG AGAINST THE CCP!

You both like mbti.

Stranger: Hey

You: sir this is mc d

You: ur order?

Stranger: Lol

Stranger: Again

You: we meet again i see

You: vv lonely kids

You: :(

Stranger: :(:

Stranger: Scrohdinger smiley lol

You: idk if u're smiling or crying but i feel ya mate

Stranger: U can feel

You: pretty amusing right?

You: i sometimes decide to not ignore my feelings lol

You: how old r u?

Stranger: 19

You: woah man

You: so wht do u study?

You: or r u working already?

Stranger: From philosophy to theoretical physics and some time dick jokes too

You: theoretical phy.... tell me more

Stranger: About theoretical physics?

You: yea yea

You: just anything about it

Stranger: Alright the existence of humans is terrifying

Stranger: But we don't really matter on a cosmic scale

You: fr? tht's cool

Stranger: Like what do u think would the universe be affected if all of us die

You: it won't be affected? prolly

Stranger: Talking about universe do u know about the simulation theory

Stranger: Yeah universe doesn't give a shit about us

You: wht's the simulation theory?

You: i can google it

Stranger: It basically means that u know like we create games that are like the universe or world

You: existence is an artificial simulation ?

You: ouuuuhh tht's easier to understandd

Stranger: So one day we might create a game which is simulation of us like very identical almost the same

Stranger: And in that game the people create another simulation of themselves

You: fuck tht's terryfing yet amazing

Stranger: And it goes on and on

Stranger: So we here are we part of that simulation series which might be like billions or is this really real world

Stranger: The chance that it is real is 1 in a billion

Stranger: But then comes the chance that humans might die before creating that simulation

Stranger: So if humans don't die it's 1 in a billion if the do it's just over 50%

Stranger: They*

You: fucking hell i want to know more about it! looks like i now know what to do after high school

You: thanks mate

You: i love ur sexy brain

Stranger: Lol

Stranger: Brain again is interesting

Stranger: It requires just 20 watts of power to run

Stranger: And if we create a artificial brain it would be like mega watts of electricity

You: u're a fucking genuis idc

Stranger: Lol probably I'm not

You: i planned to go to med school after high school but this convo makes me want to change my plan

Stranger: The chances of it would be like 1 in 700

Stranger: That's another thing one decision will ought to change your whole life

You: ikrr

Stranger: I have thought about this and found out we think what's the right decision to take

Stranger: But as for right decision according to me it doesn't exist there is just a decision

Stranger: It will have pros and cons but no decision is as for right or wrong

Stranger: Am I being too annoying lol

You: no ur not

You: this is so amazing lmao i'm just speechless

Stranger: Philosophy I think is really interesting

Stranger: I hate it'd subjective nature but that's where it's beauty lies

You: aight mate, i would really love to take out the brain of urs and kiss it idk

Stranger: Its*

You: u cool af

Stranger: Do u know about nietzsche?

Stranger: Lol

You: a philosopher ?

Stranger: Yeah

Stranger: Have u read him

Stranger: His books*

You: no he was in a magazine in my school library

Stranger: Oh

Stranger: U should read him he is really something

Stranger: Do u believe in god?

Stranger: To be more specific Supreme being

You: no tht's shit's just made for us to blame shit on

You: idk it's just a belief but god doesn't exist acc to me

You: no offence

Stranger: Oh neither do I believe in god

You: aight cool cool tho my fam makes me do shit so idk who i am a the end of the day

Stranger: Family...

Stranger: I hate that shit except my father

You: and i hate tht shit except my brother

You: lol

Stranger: Do u code?

You: i only know how to use python

Stranger: Are u like a beginner in python or ?

You: prolly a beginner

Stranger: Oh me too

Stranger: I started coding a week ago

You: i'm dealing with file handling in python currently

You: wbu?

Stranger: I have done it till dictionaries

You: ouu dictionaries was in my last yr's course

Stranger: I go really slow in this I can't remember any shit without experiment

Stranger: Experimenting*

Stranger: Also dyslexia lol

You: no problem took me months to come in terms with i=i+1

Stranger: Dyslexic*

Stranger: But it's really interesting u can really build anything

You: ikrr, i'm gonna make a college management system with my partner as the final project

You: using mysql and other shit

You: we planned it out so well

You: our teacher gave us full marks in the synopsis

Stranger: Planning wouldn't be problem for ya

Stranger: Intj shit

You: umm no comments, but my partner will do the digital art work

You: so half of the credits go to him as well

Stranger: ...

Stranger: Have u ever measured ur iq

You: no..

You: have u?

Stranger: Not recently..a pyschologist did when I was 8

You: wht was the result ?

Stranger: It was 142 back then

Stranger: Probably dropped lol

You: tht's cool

You: oop-

You: there are online tests but i don't want to waste my money on tht

Stranger: Tbh 142 is very high I don't think I'm that high

You: umm ur 8yr old version was hella smart ig

Stranger: Online tests aren't usually standardized so they are mostly inaccurate

You: yea i had tht doubt too, so i didn't do it for tht reason as well

Stranger: I don't remember what I was doing when I was 8 but I remember once burned my arm by hcl

You: shit tht must've hurt

You: but who let u use hcl? wtf?

Stranger: I was a spy so idid all the things I was told not to do lol

You: we surely like doing things we're told not to

You: tht reminds me i poured hno3 on my arm by mistake during my practical resulting in a free xanthoproteic test + teachers' scolding

Stranger: Lol

You: my arm's still yellow

You: and skin's peeling off like shit

Stranger: What do u think about siblings in love...weird but I don't know what's the problem besides biology

You: idk concept of love is overrated

Stranger: It is lol

Stranger: Just a bunch of hormones released in brain

You: but i'd give my kidney to my brother but not my ice cream tht fucker can starve

You: agreed

You: agreed

Stranger: Lol

You: the same bunch of hormones are released when i look at toji fushiguro

Stranger: Have u watched dark

Stranger: It's a webseries

You: noo

You: u gave me tht song from the series right?

Stranger: Death note?

Stranger: Yeah

You: i'm playing the one hr version rn

You: yuppp death note was amazing

You: but ending was not satisfying

Stranger: What would u do if u had death note?

You: i'd kill many people lol

You: prolly, rapists, sex offenders, and my aunts

Stranger: Oh

Stranger: Want to listen my plan

You: yup why not

Stranger: I would first kill all the big celebrities and specify reason as a new disease then I would kill about half of the world population then I would make a useless medicine and sell it as a cure of the disease people would buy it and suddenly the deaths stop because I wouldn't kill anyone anymore at this point I'm the richest person considering the sales of the medicine and then I would make a monarchy and rule the keep a person who is intelligent but not so much make him learned helpless and then make him my spy to keep a watch on the people then I would live in a disguised underground so if somebody comes to kill me he will be killed by me first

You: i need time to read tht lol

Stranger: That's like big picture of my plan I have a detailed version in my mind describing it would take days

Stranger: Lol

You: welp this was amazing

You: i would surely want to know more about ur plan

You: nut this convo has to end sometime soon

Stranger: Wait until I get a death note lol

You: now tht i compare our goals, looks like i'm simple minded lmao

You: oh shit plz don't kill me if u get it

You: i'm not a celeb sir

Stranger: Not if u obey me

Stranger: Whats ur name btw

You: ahaha sure

Stranger: Just for like curiosity purposes lol

Stranger: Not like I would kill u

Stranger: I would kill bts

You: nah i don't want to die this early thank you,

You: why bts??

Stranger: Overrated

You: but their music is good

You: i have fwe of their songs in my playlist

You: few*

Stranger: I have listened to them

You: didn't like them?/

Stranger: Havent*

Stranger: Oops

You: ah i see

Stranger: Have u read about jung

You: yessssirr

Stranger: He makes me *feel* like a illogical shit

You: it's okay to *feel*

You: tht's just his opinion no need to lose self esteem lol

Stranger: But I think he is really smart

You: same bro

Stranger: Was*

Stranger: Have u read his archetypes

You: persona, shadow and all?

Stranger: Yeah

Stranger: I think my shadow would be intj

You: prolly, considering ur death note plan

You: it's pretty amazing from ympov

Stranger: Have u read freud

You: no..

Stranger: I read him his books and all it was about was sex

Stranger: He was really obsessed with sex

You: wht's the name of the book u read?

Stranger: Psychoanalysis

You: aight gonna check it out

You: well i gtg now

Stranger: ...bye

You: it was fun talking to you fr

You: byee

You have disconnected.