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caroldantops · 2 years

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inspired by the ask game i just did, here’s a little compilation of my favorite and the funniest comments ive received on my fics this year, from both tumblr and ao3

is this bragging? no, im simply posting reviews as if i am making a trailer for my blog.

i could be your favorite girl

“this was so freaking good. and i think it’s become one of my favourite wanda fics ever. the way it was written was just so incredible, especially with how you built up the sexual tension. i also enjoyed how the tension was attempted to be alleviated by darcy’s quips too. truly amazing”

“Fuck, I’m in love with Milf!Wanda...”

“Holy shit, that was smoking! I really love your writing style, second person perspective isn't easy and you frickin kill it.”

“God I am so deep into the mommy kink it’s not even funny”

please don’t go (i’ll eat you whole)

“To be fair, anyone who's reading this fic needs therapy, so we're all in this together at the very least.”

“I love how this progressed and how you didn’t make it seem like anything wrong was happening until Monica said something. Honestly that’s how I felt despite knowing how this was going to end darkly, there weren’t any serious line crossing red flags that came up until she said something. And it was a shocker when things changed so abruptly. I loved this.”

“also,, is it bad that i really want agatha as my therapist now? 😰 she seems everything i’ve ever wanted in a therapist (and I don’t mean her different..... methods....., i promise)”

“okay... WOW. i loved this. i have a therapist, she’s lovely, but if agatha was offering therapy lessons... phew, i may have to switch!"

“maybe i should take my friends advice and see a therapist....”

“haha funny i commented this cause my mom put me in therapy. i hope my therapist is hot?😭”

“As excellent as it is fucked up. Five stars.”

hot milfs in your area

“how did i know it was you caroldantops.”

“YES THE GENDER NEUTRAL PRONOUNS IM DROOLING. but also the good girl? only hot milfs can misgender me and ONLY when they’re railing the absolute SHIT out of me.”

“…”

“hey silver what’s it like to own my entire ass asking for a friend”

“don’t mind me just suddenly gaining handywoman abilities to service these women to the best of my ability 🤧”

“pornhub bout to be bankrupt after this”

girls on film

“Who needs pornhub when this is happening. Well done.”

“Cheese and fuckin' rice”

“bitches bros and non-binary hoes we have a new winner for the hottest content on this website”

lemonade stand

“This title is definitely GOLDEN”

“I don't have a piss kink, but this was still hot.”

“I am literally going to punch you in the face for giving me a piss kink. Fuck you.”

“someones getting scalped. Not gonna say who, but we all know it’s the person who gave me a piss kink.”

“Im really dramatic- i dont mean any of it!“

infect me with your lovin’, fill me with your poison

“This is not nasty - this is a GEM! Sweet and sexy, you made an extreme tag somewhat romantic - I mean, what even! So good!!! And I can hear her voice as I read and just... shivers! I never imagined I'd read a kidnapped reader breeding fic and actually wish that would happen to me! I mean, Agatha is so kind and caring, and reader is living the life!“

“ummmm ummmmm ummmmmm ummmmm”

“maybe i WILL let aliens experiment on me....”

“touching some grass won't help me anymore”

“HELLO?!?!?!? I WOULD SELL AN ORGAN FOR THIS!!!! ALL MY ORGANS, I DON’T NEED THEM.”

“I think you might have an Agatha-in-office-chairs kink?“

this isnt even close to covering all the comments in tags and in my inbox that ive gotten that i love as well ❤ all of your comments make me laugh or make my heart grow 3 sizes and going thru all these again made me so happy. thank u all for supporting me thru the year i hope i can write more fics that send u all to therapy in 2022 💕💕

#love tag #also @ my writer friends i highly recommend going thru old comments from the last year #whether u post them like me or not #its very nice to go back to ones u forgot and be like omg yea. ppl do like what i do!

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seonfhwa · 5 years

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hello friends! tis your favorite (or not) mingi stan, here with her first follow forever!

recently, i hit the big milestone of 1,000 followers, something i never thought would happen! really, i want to thank all of you for following me, for supporting my content, for being a part of this mess of a blog.

to those who came on over after i remade, and to those who only started following me yesterday, i love you all from the bottom of my heart.

click for some more fun things for my moots! (it gets long, i’m so sorry)!

i was thinking of doing something special, but i don’t know to what extent i could really do for all of you guys ;; if there’s anything you want (a lil blurb, a moodboard, a smol gifset) just let me know! this part’s only for mutuals, though, so keep that in mind. i don’t know how quick i can get all of the stuff done, but i would definitely do anything for you guys!!

for my mutuals, i’ve written each of you a little message. some may be shorter than others, but know that my love is overflowing and unending even if i may not be good with words!! also this isn’t really in any specific order!

@smol-joong 🌟 miss anett... i have a whole lot to say (if i say all of it we’ll be here forever), but honestly the main thing is... you’re my number one. you’re the sweetest, the most lovely, the most heartwarming. you’re someone i can count on no matter what, whether i need a pick me up or just attention. i love you, i truly truly do, and you always know how to make me happy. thank you for being my friend, for letting me love you, and for always being there for me!

@cherryjoong 🌟 maggie!! you’re honestly the sweetest bean, the most relatable human i’ve ever met. you were one of my first mutuals who really ever spoke to me, and i will forever hold you in a special place in my heart. you’re another person who’s always there for me, who really deserves the whole wide world. thank you for having such a big, caring heart.

@honeyboysan 🌟 jules, darling jules. frankly, you’re one of my first friends on this hellsite. you know how my first thing to you was me going “i poked around on your blog for a while before finally following you”? im just a big babey and you’re one of the most lovely people in the world. i’m really glad we’re friends, that i was able to meet someone like you. you make my heart happy, and you deserve all of the happiness in the world. it’s really, really good to see you happy.

@heoneyology 🌟 miss rainah!!! everyone always says you’re the mom type, and i’d have to agree. you’re sweet, you’re loving, you’re charming, and you’re one of the funniest people i know. your love for your biases (especially jooheon, zico, hongjoong, and ravn) makes my heart swell, and whenever i see you on my dash, i just get so happy. not to mention, when you’re happy, i’m happy! thank you for always being there to pick me up when i need it, and for being a ray of sunshine in my dull life.

@multidino 🌟 kimora!!! my multifandom queen!!! honestly, first of all i want to thank you for supporting me in all of my adventures and being one of the first people to help me kickstart my vav blog. second of all-- thank you, for being you. for being a great friend, for being a kind soul, for being one of the best people on this website. you’re doing your best, and that’s what matters!!! i love you so so so so much!!!

@ateezartblog 🌟 hello my sweet pumpkin. how are you today? have you eaten? did you sleep well? are you taking care of yourself? i hope you know how much i care about you!! i know you’re usually the one to come and check up on all of us, but sometimes you need it just as much as we do. please, angel love, remember to take care of yourself, even when you feel like you shouldn’t. you are just as deserving as everyone else, and one day, i hope you can see that. until then, i’ll make sure to remind you all of the time!! i love you lots!!

@wooyuong 🌟 precious angel baby inna!! hello my sweetest beanie baby. frankly, i don’t know how someone like you wanted to be friends with someone like me, but every time we talk i’m like !! that’s her im super blessed bc !! we friends!! you’re super talented, you’re super cute, and pls pls pls always remember that!!! you deserve all good things in the world and i’m so super glad that we talk ;;;

@wangtaeil 🌟 iconic miss bee!! life’s too short to only have one bias, and your words haunt help me to this day!!! i’m really glad i met you, because you’ve kinda sorta been a really big source of inspiration and help for me, especially recently. from feeling shitty about gifs, not wanting to be around, to even needing help with some stuff, i know i can always trust you and confide in you. you’re a talented woman, and you really have so much going for you. and you want to be friends with a lil nugget like me??? i am undeserving but thankful.

@choisansbitch 🌟 upaamaaa!!! now every time i eat a tuna sandwich, i think of you (i eat tuna a lot, so take that... i’m ALWAYS thinking about you). i know when we first started talking, i was nervous because i ??? really didnt feel like i even deserved to talk to you, cause you’re like... super amazing. but i’m so glad we’re friends!! you make some of the best gifs, and even if you don’t think so, i love them so so much!! and you’re honestly one of the sweetest, most relatable people in the world. please never lose your charm, i love you so much.

@missminji 🌟 hARLSS!!!! im still shocked that your super secret detective skills figured me out, but hey!! in the end they helped because now i actually talk to my “redacted” (we all know who redacted is) and i love her sm ;;; we havent been talking too much recently (i think life’s been kicking us rip) but no matter what, i love you, and i love getting to talk to you whenever i can. thank you for being my friend, i don’t deserve someone as lovely as you.

@utopiagf 🌟 you crazy, but ily. that’s it that’s the post-- ehrbgjehb im kidding, there’s so much more. you’re literally one of the most fun, bright, cheery person, and i love seeing you around. i know you just remade (and i was confused bc i was like?? nik??? where she go??) but literally i love love love seeing & talking to you, even if these days i’m still... super intimidated by you. but you’re such a sweetheart, and thank you for blessing me with your presence in my life. uwu

@visualsan 🌟 honestly i need to talk to you more ehjbrhjge every time i talk to anett and we mention you (all good things, of course uwu) i’m like?? why do i not talk to bea more?? literally you seem like such the coolest person, and i love love love seeing you, your gifs, everything uwu so yeah!! pls let’s talk more ilysm!

@prettyseonghwa 🌟 yas, i think you have one of the biggest hearts around here. you are so caring, so loving, and you really need to know that. i love you, really, so so much. thank you for always being there for us, for always giving the best advice and love that we all need. just know!! that you deserve a break too. you deserve all of the love you give-- and more.

@dreamboyunho 🌟 cami, miss cami, my numba 1!!! you’ve always been someone i adore and cherish with all of my heart, but even recently we connected in a different, probably more personal way. it may not have been the best of circumstances but i’m really glad we did! i treasure you so much, and i’m glad i found someone i can truly confide in. we’re like!! two peas of a pod!! i’m really super duper glad i met you and that i can call you my friend.

@jonghostation 🌟 miss adelle uwu you’re so sweet and precious and we need more jongho stans like you (and more jongho stans in general) in this world!! i love talking to you, though recently i’ve been dead and not really socializing but i really do enjoy seeing you around and getting to talk to you!! you’re such a sweet soul and i love you. recently i saw you said you lowkey wish i was your mom?? c’mere baby you’re my child now uwu thank you for being the sweetest angel. aND I COULD NEVER FORGET YOUR ICONIC URL!!! ATINY LESSGEDDIT!!! DROP THE BEAT YOOOOO!!

@celestial-yunho 🌟 nini, you are literally... so talented. i dont know how i managed to score such a talented, loving, and sweet friend. your art!! is so good and im always really excited to see more of what you do. you’re my lil moon witch, and i love you so so much. thank you for giving me the time of day to get to know you, to be able to say that’s her!! thats nini!! thats my friend uwu you’re so precious and i hope you know that!!

@nctyping 🌟 im gonna be honest idek why i first followed you-- not in a like “ugh why did a follow her,,” i literally just cannot remember why i did. either way, it was one of the best decisions i’ve ever made. you’re one of the sweetest people in the whole world and i love reading what you write. like?? teach me your ways ;;; ily abbey!!

@toothgaptual 🌟 sun sun sunshine sunnie!!! okay, we don’t talk a ton, but i love love love when we do get to interact. you always manage to put a smile on my face, and i looove seeing you on my dash. please never ever think you’re bothersome or annoying, and talk your heart out! ilysm you cutie patootie!

@wonderhwalls 🌟 sweetest little flower, i know we’re more recently mutuals/friends, but i’m really glad i met you. talking to you always makes me feel better, whether its about what we’re doing, gifs, breaks, etc. you’re a voice of reason amidst the mess of this world, and i love being able to talk to you when i need a good pick me up. ily mika!!!

@atiteez 🌟 sonia, i literally think you were the first atiny mutual i ever had. i will always, aLWAYS hold you in a special place in my heart. you’re such a precious soul, and you’re lovely inside and out. i still dunno why you call me a moodboard queen-- i’m not thaaat good at that kinda stuff-- but i love you so much nonetheless. thank you for being my friend and helping me step into atinyblr (even though now we’re dying off).

@wlwrensung 🌟 miSS YUKKIIIII i hope you’re having fun on your trip!!! you’re one of my favorite people in the whole world, and i love love love talking to you. i mean?? someone like you??? wants to be friends with someone like me?? idk what you’re on that you wanna, but pls you’re the best ;;;; thank you for looking on someone like me and deciding “that’s it that’s her i wanna be friends with her” i dont deserve you but im all heart eyes bc i get to be friends with you!!

@shikyus 🌟 im an idiot with a brain the size of a pea and the memory of a goldfish. i love you-- i really do!! you’re one of the only people i clicked with immediately, and that’s kinda rare for me. you’re a sweetheart, you’re one of the most lovely people i’ve met, but you’re so chill and cool!! how do you do it?? honestly i’m really glad i met you, because like??? how often can someone say that they met someone and immediately clicked with them? i mean ok it happens often but !!! im still shocked!!! thank you for being my friend, for being super sweet, and kind, and caring-- a-and hopefully forgiving ;;;; im sorry im a dummy ;;;;;; im a big lovable dummy tho!!!!

and last but not least, miss kiki. i know she’s isnt on tumblr for now, but if she ever sees this... i have so much to say. thank you for being one of my best friends, for being one of the sweetest people in the world. i love you, i love everything about you, and i miss you. thank you for being my friend uwu

some other super awesome mutuals that i don’t have a ton to say about (either because we’re new mutuals or i havent talked to you too much yet) that i love with all my heart nonetheless: @meinyunho @fan-chngchng @ultvisual @seonghwalove @han-seungwoo @kthscenery @yooyonqha @woovoung @sanbotaged -- come talk to me more often!! i love to be bothered uwu

super special shoutout to my 3 starlight buddies who came over here and followed me despite originally knowing nothing about ateez and still supporting, loving, and talking to me: @hakjeon @babieken and @hansanghyuked. my longest standing mutuals, and even annie’s more than just a tumblr mutual-- she’s one of my closest friends. i love you guys ;;

now, i can’t leave a special message for every single one of my followers. hell, tumblr won’t even let me tag every single one of you (stupid tag limit), but know that i still love all of you. if i could (aka if i had time and energy), i’d go down the line and personally message each and every once of you to tell you all the important things.

you are all wonderful, you are all lovely, and i’m truly blessed to have all of you following me. remember to smile, to keep your chin up, because when the world gets going tough, i’m always there to support you! i love you all lots lots lots, whether we do or don’t talk. stay sweet, angels!

#*follow forever #been working on this for 4 days omg #n e ways yeah!#ily guys ;;;#thank you so much for 1k!!!#im like deadly afraid that i missed someone #and if i did pls kick me #i wrote so much im so sorry #def ok to rb!!!

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andthentimestops · 6 years

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Tagged!

I was tagged by the lovely @deviantsupporter !

(Under Keep Reading bc this is a hella long non-dbh post HAHA)

LAST

Drink: Water!

Phone call: My mother who called to ask how many eggos we have left in the fridge LOL

Text: To my cousin about how equally sad as her I am about Sean leaving RHPC :’(

Song: By Firelight from Kara’s soundtrack

Time you cried: A few days back when I watched Deadpool 2 with my family HAHA

EVER

Dated someone twice: Nope!

Kissed someone and regretted it: Nope!

Been cheated on: Nope!

Lost someone special: Thankfully no

Been depressed: Yep. I was pretty depressed for almost an entire year when I was 15. I fall back into it sometimes now but I’ve definitely gotten a lot better since then!

Gotten drunk and thrown up: Nope! I’ve never tried alcohol before

Favourite colour: Pink or yellow (or orange heh)

IN THE LAST YEAR YOU HAVE

Made new friends: Yep, definitely!

Fallen out of love: Nope. I’ve never really been in love before (romantically, I mean)

Laughed until you cried: YES. My sister said some dumb shit and idk why I thought it was the funniest shit ever

Found out someone was talking about: (I don’t understand uwu)

Met someone who changed you: I don’t think so. I’ve definitely changed as a person but it was just because I felt like I needed to

Found out who your friends are: Yep, definitel

Kissed someone on your facebook friends list: Nope

GENERAL

How many of your facebook friends do you know in real life: I think I know all of them, though I don’t actively talk to them since most are just old classmates and people like that

Do you have any pets: I have two doggos

Do you want to change your name: I used to want to but I’ve learnt to love my name

What did you do for your birthday: I stayed at home alone and watched YouTube I think HAHAH afterwards I think I had dinner with my family, though. I can’t really remember, it was 5 months ago :P

What did you do at midnight last night: I tried to write the next part to my Captain Allen fic but I just kinda died HAHA

What is something you can’t wait for: I genuinely don’t really know

What are you listening to right now: Jacksepticeye play “A Normal Lost Phone”. I’ve watched/listened to it so many times the past few days but I can’t stop HAHA, I just really like it

Have you ever talked to a person named tom: Nope

Something that gets on your nerves: Self-centered people and animal abusers

Most visited website: Either tumblr or YouTube. I pretty much visit both on a daily basis

Hair colour: Dark brown

Long or short hair: Short :P

Do you have a crush on someone: Not really

What do you like about yourself: People think I’m funny which is pretty cool

Want any piercings: Yep. I wanna get ear piercings

Blood type: B+

Nicknames: None

Relationship status: Single as heck

Zodiac: Aries

Pronouns: She/Her

Favourite tv shows: Brooklyn Nine Nine, Spongebob Squarepants and The End of the F***ing World

Tattoos: Nope

Right or left handed: Right

Ever had surgery: YES. I’ve had many minor medical procedures but the most major one was my wisdom teeth surgery last year. It was quite the experience

Do you have any piercings//ear piercings: Nope

Sport: I’m more of an arts person

Vacation: Haven’t been overseas in years :’)

MORE GENERAL

Eating: Nothing

Drinking: Iced water

About to watch: Nothing

Waiting for: Nothing, really

Want: To stop being lazy and get to writing lolol

Get married: Perhaps one day!

Career: I wanna be a writer for video games :D

WHICH IS BETTER

hugs or kisses

lips or eyes

shorter or taller (I’d rather date someone taller)

older or younger (I’d rather date someone older)

nice arms or stomach

hookup or relationship

troublemaker or hesitant

HAVE YOU EVER

Kissed a stranger: NOPE

Drunk hard liquor: NOPE

Lost glasses: NOPE

Turned someone down: Kind of?

Sex on first date: NOPE

Broken someone’s heart: Yes, I think. I still regret it

Had your heart broken: Yes, I think

Been arrested: NOPE

Cried when someone died: Yes

Fallen for a friend: Yep

DO YOU BELIEVE IN

Yourself: Depends on the situation, I suppose.

Miracles: Hmmm, depends, too HAHA

Love at first sight: Nope. I believe in attraction/infatuation at first sight but definitely not love

Santa Claus: Nope

Kiss on first date: Depends

Angels: Nope

OTHER

Best friends names: Jaime

Eye colour: Dark brown

Favourite movie//movies: The Shawshank Redemption, Ladybird, Deadpool 2

Favourite actor//actors: James McAvoy, Jessica Chastain, Valorie Curry

Tags: (feel free to ignore this btw HAHA)

@magical-musical-imagines @foxyverse @im-not-insane-im-a-fangirl @deviantramblings @imagine-me-writing

#not an imagine #tagged

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deeeelightfuldee · 3 years

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The person you had the strongest feelings for dies, do you care? I would be devastated. Even if we are no longer talking, it would destroy me to know they aren’t on this earth anymore.

Is there something you’re happy about at the moment? not really no. well, I mean I’m happy with a conversation thats happening.

Do you want someone dead? absolutely not

Do you ever wonder what your ex is up to? if it’s kile we are referring to, yeah. I’m getting a lot better putting it out of my mind. my other exes heckin no except for the other one I loved.

Have you ever fed or taken care of a stray animal? absolutely. we have adopted some from that method ahah

What is something you tend to worry about? people I care about. Like I worry that they’re safe, mentally OK, healthy, etc.

What is something you do that is unhealthy? hold on too long.

What is something you do that is good for you? I talk well about myself usually and I look for positives

What last caused you to force a smile? something in a video i thought was funny

What was the last video game you played? Was it fun? animal crossing. my controllers are SUPER whacked so it wasn’t too fun. I miss playing my games but I can’t afford new controllers yet

What is something not many people know about you? my assaults/history probably. I’m a very private person over all so i think most things people know about me are things they can see.

What word describes your basic style? classic

Have you ever been told you were going to Hell? oh a customer once told me that because they wanted a special ordered crib that day and it was a 12 week wait. so obvs a legit reason -.-

Have you ever wanted to kill yourself? .

If yes, what convinced you not to go through with it? ..

Have you ever rejected a guy, only to have him push the issue by asking “why?” and insisting that you just need to get to know him better? yessssss

Is there something that you believe everyone should do and you can’t believe that some people don’t do it (e.g., recycle or go to the dentist regularly)? brushing teeth or CHANGING THEIR SHEETS

Regarding the last good choice (healthy choice, kind choice, selfless choice, etc.) you made, what was your real motivation behind it? I made a choice to let go of a love that was destroying me. the motivation was like okay, i’m seeing he doesn’t love me, hes not going to love me. I’m spending my time, energy, and attentions to love him and I could be missing out on someone who loves me back.

What is something that you have had to practice at to get the hang of it? If you can’t think of anything, that’s okay, what’s something you are currently practicing at and trying to master? sewing

Have you ever gone to the store to buy something, like a video game, when it came out at midnight? never for me but I’ve gone with friends who were getting them -.- ridiculous

Regarding the last novel you read, was there a romance included? If so, was it central to the plot? yesssssssssssssssssssssssss and yes

Have you ever done relaxation meditations or listened to relaxation guides or positive-thinking/healing recordings? I’ve done that for school but not on my own personally

Do you have any interests that are also often shared by children? art, animated shows/movies, games

Is there something that could be a solitary activity but you really only like to do it with other people (e.g., watching movies, playing video games, etc.)? hmm, not really. I like going to tjmaxx & target better if I’m with someone.

Are you satisfied with the interior design or decoration in your home? Or do you think it needs a total home makeover? for the most part. because its not my money that pays the rent I def don’t get weird about it. but I like most ofit

Is there something that you’d like to own but you can’t find it anywhere? If not, can you a remember a time when you wanted something? Did you ever end up finding it or did you eventually stop wanting it? yes. I really want a particular type of coat but its hard to find.

Who makes you smile the most? hm. ummm... kile made me smile today he was bein a bit crass. it reminded me of how happy he used to make me. he used to be the one BY far that made me smile. these days its fairly even across the board.

What piercings do you want/have? I’d love to have my cartilage pierced again but it always gets infected because of my blood so i’m fine with what I have

What's your favorite website? probs tumblr.

Do you own a fish tank with fish? currently no

Do you like the movie 300? neverseen it.

Do you pop your knuckles? yup all the time

Do you have Photoshop? no its expensive

Do you use tinypic or photobucket? no

What’s your favourite song from the 1980s? if I had the effort I wouldlove to genuinely figure it out but I only have a quarter-butt effort rn

How about the 1990s? ^

Have you won anything recently? nerp.

How often do you make Excel tables? What for? pretty much never.

What was the last baby animal you saw in the wild? probably a bunny

Are you always available or online? I’m usually available

Do you have dietary restrictions? Or do you just eat what you like? gluten sensitivity and dairy sensitivity

Do you prefer gold, silver or steel jewelry? Or no jewelry at all? I always loved silver because I think it’s so attractive but it turns out gold is VERY nice with my skin tone and since I have had to replace all my fine jewelry from kile with cheap stuff i can afford, i buy pretty much all gold.

Have you been binge-watching any shows lately? If so, what? I was on a gilmore girls kick but right now im watching bobs burgers.

If you dye your hair, do you do it yourself or go to a salon? i loved when I used to get it done professionally but its literally several hundred dollars and I just don’t have that.

If you have any, do you like your in-laws? I don’t have any. < Same.

Would it bother you, if your partner had cut contact with their parents? yes and no. It would be hypocritical if I said omg yes, you should always be in contact with your parents --- because obviously I never ever ever talk to my dad. But for a lot of people I know.. they put so much blame on their parents for things that are fairly unjustified or unrealistic expectations for their parents to not be human-like and remain perfect. It destroys me because I have spent years crying and aching for a father figure in my life that to think some people just create unnecessary division is frustrating. However, if there is serious conflict and its a matter of safety (physical/mental) then absolutely no problem with boundaries.

Have you ever wondered whether you were adopted? hahahaha yes when I look like neither of my parents nor my siblings.

What’s the best physical feeling in the entire universe? honestly, loving and being loved.

Have you ever grown a berry bush? No

Have you done something new to your hair recently? I chopped about 15 inches off.

Do you have bad anxiety? If so, do you take any kind of medication for it? no. anxiety really has never been a problem for me, thankfully.

One thing you’ve experienced that you thought you never would have? rape

What was the last thing someone said to you that kept repeating over & over in your head? i replay conversations from my split with kile despite my desire to forget it.

How often do you have late nights out? pretty much never lol its just not my scene. I’d kind of like one or two a month but I don’t know anyone that would go out with me and it can be unsafe as a female to do so alone.

If you could, would you work from home? Do you think that would make you more or less productive? yes. I’m oriented to pretty strict self-discipline so it wouldn’t be a problem for me.

If you had the ability to change the weather, what would you change it to right now? either a really strong thunderstorm or cooooooooold weather

Is there something that you really need to do, but can’t seem to get motivated to do it? my motivation is completely there but my health is not

Most disturbing movie you have ever seen? i never remember names of them because i legit tune it out in my head.

Has a life goal or dream ever come true for you yet? If yes, what is it? If no, do you think you’ll achieve it? I always dreamt of going to college and doing well. I accomplished that (and then some!) I got into my dream colleges. I always wanted to travel by myself and I did. I always wanted to be in love and I was.

Have you ever had food poisoning? Yup.

What are you listening to? the freakin’ funniest song ever in bobs burgers -- the derek dematopolus song

Do you think there will be a WWIII? I would not be surprised. there is a lot of animosity in this world

Has anyone ever asked you if you were emo? lol no. i’m a super smiley, happy person so it wouldn’t be expected of me.

Has someone ever liked you that you never thought would? definitely. Michael always throws me off my guard that he likes me.

In all honesty, can a person be too nice? people always say yes that they get taken advantage of but I think those are two separate things. I believe you can be endlessly nice even with boundaries. I wish people aired on the side of overly nice than the typical overly rude

Has one of your friend’s boyfriends ever tried to cheat on them with you? in HS Is mental abuse really as bad as physical abuse? absolutely. the effects are devastating

Do you shop at Sephora for make-up? once in a blue moon. but only online

Zelda: Twilight Princess or Ocarina of Time? i never really played either

Do you own a rosary? no,I’m not catholic

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💖Let's play a game! Choose some mutuals and tell me who you think they're most like in NCT personality-wise!💖

this is a novella!!! i apologize hope nobody actually has to read this..thank you ill be hosting book signings soon

taeil - @1aeyong omg alex seems wise above her years and i think of her like my mom even though im older than her FLKEJKLF its bc she does so much for us thank you alex for everything

johnny - @chittaphuon omg again maybe its bc youre one of the only people i know thats older than me but talking to you feels like a warm hug LFMAO you have a really comforting aura around you and you make the best posts too

taeyong - @mvpgyu bryn works SO hard and never gives up and honestly acts like my mom sometimes too LMAO but she has the biggest heart in the world and will always check in on you to make sure you get so much love and youre doing okay so i really appreciate that so much:))

yuta - @babyjungwoo omg two demons lol hazel is really funny and wild to talk to but also is really protective of her friends and can get really emotional on you lmfao i can already see her calling me out for this bc shes not afraid to start a fight with me i love you

kun - @jaehyun-a the nicest and sweetest person on this website is the nicest and sweetest person in nct and kun hasnt even officially debuted yet but i know hes the other love of my life after jary. capable of putting out a fire with her bare hands definitely! jaehyun is nothing without her

doyoung - @ilovnct knows exactly what to say or what reaction meme to put on a post. also doyoung is super smart and probably created every meme that laura knows. also if you ever thought about fighting laura you would probably lose just like doyoung would fight his fansites in a wwe smackdown

ten - @1aeil the funniest sense of humor ever but also wildly smart? we’re all wondering how ten got that far in nct life cooking challenge but myeon is like legit. the smartest and wisest person here with her godly text posts. multitalented in every single way

jaehyun - @renjunhuang another multitalented queen she edits she makes funny text posts shes got the best heart in the world…i know thats giving jaehyun too much credit but she really will always be there for you just like jaehyun is like in almost every unit

winwin - @4uta sasha is also super smart and will school you but is not highkey about it at all. also when she shitposts she snaps and i didnt even see it at first but now im like oh wow and shes underratedly funny everyone. seriously go reblog something from her right now

jungwoo - @taeyongshi LMAO you both have the kindest heart and such genuinely sweet people but also really funny without even trying..you also have a way of drawing people to you and i think its the amazing aura and vibes you give off!! i was kind of intimidated by you at first too but now youre like my other half

lucas - @hey-uta UMMM lucas always has the biggest smile with his big mouth on his small face and thats how i am when i think about you EJFLKAJLFK your tag yesterday had me dying and also i cant believe its taken me this long to realize youre actually my long lost directionator cousin 🤠✊im so glad i can cry about this with you

mark - @neocity literally THE most talented person in our fandom ive seen alot of great edits and graphics but may is like. the alpha she has more talent in one finger than i do in my entire body and should replace every sm graphics employee BUT WE KNOW THIS! and we know mark is also exceptionally talented being in literally almost every nct song ever created

renjun - @nalseol omg melly is so sweet and funny but will also like choke you on the spot probably LMFAO we love duality and chaos here…says the FUNNIEST shit ever appreciate her poetry also has the best face ever so yeah these two are identical

jeno - @haechnn always there for people i swear she likes every single post i make regardless of how stupid i sound so thank you so much emmie:( jeno is the only dreamie i trust with my life seriously the rest of them are demonic and thats how i feel about you (an angel) blessing us here we need you so thank you

haechan - @xuxies omg ivie makes the funniest posts ever and i never expect them but they’re hilarious..same with hyuck hes really unpredictable but in the best way so THANK YOU for the laughs truly you manage to surprise me all the time but you’re a true comedian

jaemin - @jenohyuns i LOVE YOU and your enthusiasm to posts like you just have such good energy about you?? idk how to describe it but i really really appreciate you and your positivity!! jaemin also gives me really warm vibes too

chenle - @1ongride ok..these two are wildly funny beyond their years…like i was not that funny when i was jes’ age it took real growth to get to where i am now and swear to god im kind of scared what kind of talent these two will bring to us in like a year or so stay tuned!!

jisung - @johnctzen talks alot and is good at everything…seems quiet but im afraid jia may one day run the world we live in…shes also really funny without trying and the dark aes just makes you seem threatening even though we all know youre not…love you jiajia 💖💖

#this is soooo long lmao whyd i have to do that...sorry o__o #long post

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undercovermcdfan · 7 years

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the calm before the storm | prologue 1

title: travis: 3:56 am, Saturday

summary: what should you worry more about: why the lake is so still or what will cause the ripples of chance? Zombie AU. Travlyn. Lucidenza. Vylance.

a/n: This is the prequels to the MCD/Mystreet Zombie AU I’m finally writing. This is just story and character set up, as well as asserting what would the main couples to the upcoming main series. You don’t have to read this to get into the main story but it would be nice if you read and reblogged.

warning(s): mild violence, zombies, pining, character building

prologue: | 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 |

main series: —-

Check it out on AO3

The funny thing: the end of the world didn’t happen all at once.

No, in actuality, he—like everybody else—watched as the world they knew slowly but surely get devoured by the End. Denial and delayed panic was what killed society, he remembered Laurance would say; how so many of them didn’t want to see, so they all played and clung to the words of those in higher power would sort this out.

This isn’t some regular ‘crisis’. Fucking look—those shots were definitely going through and they keep getting back up, keep walking.

The video was freaky. Some nondescript warzone, far far away his little off-campus apartment, as bulky soldiers took aim at a tattered-clothed woman who limped with a lifeless gait. The noise was almost hard to pick up between the gun shots, but low, gut-twisting moan, animalistic and inhuman coming from the woman. The video continued, the woman finally goes down but where she falls, descended from alleys and further down the road.

He shouldn’t be scrolling through comments, because they always unnerved him more than the video himself. People chiming in and linking posts, more videos, foreign articles, etc. of ‘proof’ that whatever was going down overseas wasn’t another exotic disease to spook flyers from traveling out of the country.

He clicked another tab, scrolling over his timeline—and it’s like another mind frame, people peacefully oblivious and instead enthusing about how excited they were for the upcoming summer, their plans, rants about some T.V. show. Maybe they’re like him, quietly reading and researching and losing sleep over the possibility of a horror movie scenario come to life. Maybe they didn’t care. He glanced at the notification of a new direct message, from a smiling woman, though her smile was reserved, with blue hair and giving a peace sign as her icon.

He wasn’t completely alone in this. Finding weird solace from a person he didn’t think he would find, the serious looking Katelyn from the theatre course they taken in fall together—clicking the message, she linked a couple of articles with a following message:

I couldn’t sleep. Sorry. – 5 mins ago

In the dark, only lit by his phone screen, Travis chuckled.

DW :)

I couldn’t either lol

Been watching that video you sent yesterday— like is that forreal??? – secs ago

He clicked the articles she sent.

They were all the same; different politicians who say Nothing to worry about yet their actions show the opposite, as ‘outbreaks’ of ‘riots’, cities declaring state of emergency and quick federal government actions. Small time local news who report who uptick in rabid cases were reported and safety precautions to watch out any animals who could carry the disease. As well as Mayor Malik updated the curfew, initiating tomorrow at midnight.

Their friendship blooming out over paranoia over the possible end wasn’t what he had in mind when he stumbled across her late night links to some strange and obscure website five months back. She deleted them an hour later but… it didn’t stop him or his big mouth from asking, “What the hell was that last night.”

There was a moment of embarrassment flash in her eyes, her shoulders squaring in a defensive position as she turned herself fully towards him. “Do you really want to know?” Her tone asked a different question, one trying to gauge how serious he was. He nodded.

And it went down from there.

She didn’t say they were friends, but soon their discussion over the weird things they dug up turned to casual talk—and the causal talk, in real life and online, turned into something every day. It almost became their thing, as they started to withdraw from other people. They chatted about what if scenarios, plans and as the months showed more, more and more cases of this epidemic, they started to stockpile supplies.

How did shooting range go with Jeff today? – secs ago

Her icon appeared with ellipses.

Bad.

I don’t think I’m cut out for guns. – secs ago

Travis hummed, acutely aware of the way his smile widen and the turn-around with his mood.

Well it would be unfair if you were perfect at everything :P

I kid I kid; all u need is practice, blue

did that ivy chick tag along too? –secs ago

A moment passed.

The eclipses appeared. Then disappeared. Then reappeared.

I’m starting to think this license was a mistake haha

And yeah. Yknow, you should come along next time

Jeff is pretty good teacher.

And it was last time– three mins ago

He stared at the message longer than needed, as if doing so would decipher a hidden message. It didn’t—but it was worth a shot, pun intended. Lately, despite the possible end of the world being imminent that spurred this doom-prepping fanaticism within them, he wondered if she was catching the hints.

Of course, their friendship was sincere. As well as his panic and general anxiety about the stately affairs of the world.

He was but a person, nonetheless. And sometimes, shallow feelings turned into actual feelings saddled up next to that friendship borne of strange circumstance. True, he was scared to gamble away what they got—but the curiosity took hold like a cat.

I was hoping it was the two—Delete

Jeff doesn’t have to—Delete

Sure :) when’s the next time you’re free? – secs ago

The eclipses appeared immediately.

Tomorrow afternoon. Around 1 pm. We can meet up at the rec center in city.

You know Aphmau, right? She wanted to come along

Apparently her bf is on the same force as Jeff and she wanted to take some lessons

Is that okay? – secs ago.

Well, at least three won’t be the crowd he had to worry about. He pursed his lips, his eyes lighting up as his slight frown returned into an almost devilish smirk.

Sure.

And ofc Ik Aph!!! We took a history class together

She’s terrible at work citing but man

Her cooking tho

Tho huh im sad to hear she has a bf now lolol – five mins ago

Typing.

Disappear.

Reappear.

Disappear.

Pause.

Then Katelyn’s typing begun again.

Why are you sad to hear that –secs ago.

Travis:

Becauseeeee. She was a cutie.

Katelyn:

Well duh, she’s beautiful

….but why do you care if she has a boyfriend or not?

Travis:

Why do you care if I care? lolol

Katelyn:

I don’t.

Answer the question.

Travis:

Uh oh

Ur using periods at the end of ur sentences

Interesting – six mins ago

Katelyn’s typing stopped. Then started, much less disappearing and reappearing of the eclipses now.

What’s that suppose to mean?

Travis smiled. He could see his two options clearly—and though, the one funniest one would lead her to giving him the cold shoulder, the temptation to his sleep-denied mind was too great.

Ur annoyed @ me

Katelyn shoot back:

Why would I be annoyed

Travis laughed.

A little jealous that I’m not calling you a cutie? –fifteen mins ago

Katie?

Blueeeee?

Blueberry

Uk Im kidding rite? Aph isn’t my type lolol

Im just messing with you

….hmmm i rlly pushed it didn’t i? lol

well im going to bed but before I gooooo pls remember

I like u best :) – eight hours ago

Katelyn:

Like u best too – message unread

#aphmau #minecraft diaries #minecraft mystreet #travis valkrum #katelyn firefist #katelyn mcd #travlyn #zombie au #my writing #series: when they all fall down #heyyy yall ready????#i haven't started a project like this in a long long time lmao

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spideyxchelle · 6 years

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Answer this 85 questions then tag people! Tagged by: @peterjonesparker and some other peeps but i can’t find it. sorry if you tagged me and I didn’t tag you. Tagging: @intrepidment @applejuiz @spideychelle-romanogers @suplosers @spidey-chelle

THE LAST:

Drink: a green machine naked smoothie Phone call: one of my best friends. she was calling to let me know she was outside my apartment to pick me up. Text message: my roommate texted me at the ass crack of dawn this morning telling me she wasn’t going to work today so not to panic if I saw her this morning in the kitchen. Song you listened to: Demi Lovato - Sorry Not Sorry Time you cried: friday night. when eleven and mike reunited. i had fucking feelings. fucking preteens ruining my life. Dated someone twice: no way. if i broke up with somebody it was for a fucking reason. Kissed someone and regretted it: of course Been cheated on: nope Lost someone special: yes Been depressed: i used to get seasonally depressed when i lived in Chicago. the cold was bad for me. Gotten drunk and thrown up: lols. yea.

FAVOURITE COLOURS: a very specific blue.

IN THE LAST YEAR HAVE YOU: Made new friends: mhmm. Fallen out of love: nah. Laughed until you cried: yea. i live with the funniest person i know. Found out someone was talking about you: yep. it happens. Met someone who changed you: yes. for sure. Found out who your friends are: every day. i find consistency for me is the thing. and so its a day to day thing for me. to prove that my friendship matters to you. Kissed someone on your facebook list: no

GENERAL: How many of your facebook friends do you know in real life: all of them. i don’t have a lot of friends on facebook in the first place. and even less now after the election. Do you have any pets: a kitty! Do you want to change your name: nope. my name is great. What did you do for your last birthday: went to Vegas and had a grand ol’ time. What time did you wake up: 7ish What were you doing at midnight last night: sleeping Name something you can’t wait for: December When was the last time you saw your mom: august What are you listening to right now: a youtube playlist of top 40. its early and i’m trying to get off coffee so i need hype music. Have you ever talked to a person named tom: yes. one of our visiting conductor’s this season’s name is Thomas. Something that is getting on your nerves: my co-workers, atm. Most visited website: tumblr, cnn Haircolour: blonde Long or short hair: long Do you have a crush on someone: not a crush. but there is someone i find attractive and like to stare at for his beauty. What do you like about yourself: how fiercely confident i am in my abilities at work. Want piercings?: ears already done. Nickname: i have a few but they would signal what my name is and i’m not into that. Relationship status: blessedly single. Zodiac: virgo Pronouns: she/her Favorite tv show: my brain space is being pretty much occupied by stranger things, atm. but i’m also a fan of gotham, the 100, game of thrones, crazy ex-girlfriend, schitt’s creek, outlander. the list goes on and on. Tattoos: maybe one day. Right or left handed: right Surgery: yes Piercing: ears Sport: i like football (ie. soccer) but i don’t do the sports thing Vacation: i’ll know in the next few days or so what i’m doing in December Pair of trainers: zero

MORE GENERAL: Eating: nothing, atm Drinking: green machine naked smoothie Im about to: prep for a meeting later Waiting for: the end of the day to go have one dollar margaritas Want: delicious food Get married: maybe? i don’t know. i got back and forth. i know i don’t want a wedding. i’d be cool going to a courthouse. Career: i have one of THOSE.

WHICH IS BETTER: Hugs or kisses: kisses if they’re good kisses Lips or eyes: eyes Shorter or taller: taller Older or younger: older Nice arms or nice stomach: arms Hook up or relationship: hooks up. relationships are stressful. Troublemaker or hesitant: troublemaker

HAVE YOU EVER: Kissed a stranger: oh yea. Drank hard liquor: whiskey is my friend Lost glasses/contact lenses: lose glasses all the time Turned someone down: oh yea Sex on the first date: no Broken someone’s heart: i know i have Had your heart broken: i think when i was like 14 i thought my heart was broken but it definitely wasn’t Been arrested: no Cried when someone died: yes Fallen for a friend: this is a complicated question that i am going to give a non-answer to. here it is.

DO YOU BELIEVE IN: Yourself: most days. if men can be outrageously confident i don’t see why i can’t. Miracles: yes and no Love at first sight: hah. no. Santa Claus: i did for way longer than is socially acceptable. Kiss on the first date: yes. Angels: who knows. i’d like to, if that makes sense.

OTHER: Current best friends name: i have a few and i’m not gonna list them here for the same reason i don’t wanna say my name. privacy. Eyecolour: green Favorite movie: fluctuates. but i can always watch harry potter and any peter pan movie. not that i would say that they are my favorite films. but they are the ones i can watch on repeat.

#personal

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sleepyphil · 7 years

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92 questions

hey!! i was tagged by @unorthodoxsavvy

(under a cut so i’m not annoying)

THE LAST 1. Drink: sweet iced tea 2. Phone Call: @danlands 3. Text Message: “are you gonna be in town for the emoji movie" 4. Song You Listened To: Adeline by alt-j 5. Time You Cried: yesterday HAVE YOU EVER 6. Dated Someone Twice: ahh no 7. Been Cheated On: nope 8. Kissed Someone And Regretted It: no 9. Lost Someone Special: too many 10. Been Depressed: yeah 11. Gotten Drunk and Thrown Up: not yet LIST 3 FAVORITE COLORS 12. red 13. black 14. blue IN THE LAST YEAR HAVE YOU 15. Made New Friends: a lot of them ;) 16. Fallen Out of Love: kinda ?? idk does realising you were never in love count 17. Laughed Until You Cried: yES 18. Found Out Someone Was Talking About You: yeah, she’s a bitch 19. Met Someone Who Changed You: yeah, but it was for the better 20. Found Out Who Your True Friends Are: yes definitely in the past year 21. Kissed Someone On Your Facebook: whats a facebook ?

22. How Many of Your Facebook Friends Do You Know in Real Life: negative infinity 23. Do You Have Any Pets: i have a beta fish that we bring on vacations with us (he had to stay with the other animals when we went to disney,, it was really funny) and a parakeet ! 24. Do You Want To Change Your Name: not really no 25. What Did You Do For Your Last Birthday: i had a tea party lmao 26. What Time Did You Wake Up: 7 (ew) 27. What Were You Doing at Midnight Last Night: wasting my life on tumblr 28. Name Something You Cannot Wait For: being able to drive and go to pride 29. When Was The Last Time You Saw Your Mother: im in a car with her right now 30. What is One Thing You Wish You Could Change About Your Life: my parents view on homosexuality :/ 31. What Are You Listening To Right Now: gorillaz, alt-j, lorde, lana del ray, dodie, ed sheeran, harry styles, and all time low 32. Have You Ever Talked To a Person Named Tom: i know someone named thomas but i’ve never called him tom so ? 33. Something That Is Getting On Your Nerves: my family (we’ve been in the same car/room for the past 2 weeks) 34. Most Visited Website: tumblr or youtube 35. Elementary: that place had shitty food and i fell off the swings once and thought it was the funniest shit ever 36. High School: im a freshman this year and i’ve already made a lot of friends through marching band so i’m excited 37. College/University: i wanna go to ucla 38. Hair Color: idk honestly ? it’s like a light brown but also slightly strawberry blonde ? 39. Long Hair or Short Hair: short hair 40. Do You Have A Crush On Someone: ;) yeah 41. What Do You Like About Yourself: my eyes and my nails 42. Piercings: just ears 43. Blood Type: lol idk 44. Nickname: jules 45. Relationship Status: crushin 46. Zodiac Sign: taurus 47. Pronouns: she/her 48. Favorite TV Show: anne with an e? it’s on netflix 49. Tattoos: not my thing 50. Right or Left Hand: left in writing, right in dance/most other things FIRST 51. Surgery: when i was a few months old 52. Piercing: ears in 5th or 6th grade 54. Sport: dance (obv) 55. Vacation: probably disney idk we used to go like twice a year 56. Pair of Trainers: tennis shoes? idk probably first or second grade AT THE MOMENT I’M 57. Eating: nothing but i had really good calamari and key lime pie earlier 58. Drinking: water 59. About To: post this and then sleep until we’re at my aunt’s house 60. Listening To: ed sheeran 61. Waiting For: us to finally be home 62. Want: a girlfriend 63. Get Married: someday hopefully 64. Career: a therapist probably YOUR TYPE 65. Hugs or Kisses: kisses 66. Lips or Eyes: eyes 67. Shorter or Taller: tall 68. Older of Younger: doesn’t matter 70. Nice Arms or Nice Stomach: anything, people are beautiful 71. Sensitive or Loud: sensitive 72. Hook Up or Relationship: probably relationship 73. Troublemaker or Hesitant: troublemaker HAVE YOU EVER 74. Kissed a Stranger: not yet 75. Drank Hard Liquor: nope 76. Lost Glasses/Contact Lenses: too many 77. Turned Someone Down: yes 78. Sex on First Date: im ace 79. Broken Someone’s Heart: yep 80. Had Your Heart Broken: not yet 81. Been Arrested: no 82. Cried When Someone Died: i cried when our hecking ducks died for months after what do you think 83. Fallen For a Friend: my life atm DO YOU BELIEVE IN… 84. Yourself: not very often 85. Miracles: sometimes 86. Love at First Sight: idk 87. Santa Claus: no 88. Kiss on First Date: mayb 89. Angels: no OTHER… 90. Current Best Friend’s Name: meg 91. Eye Color: greyish blue 92. Favorite Movie: idk harry potter i guess

ahh that was fun, i tag: @lcssamazingphil @dadinof @danlands @melancholydan and @cloudylester

#tag game #u don't have to do this btw

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accioharry · 7 years

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i was tagged by @flying-toes who is my best friend forever and ever so i feel obligated to actually do this one lol

rules: answer these 85 statements and tag 20 people.

the last

1. drink: water

2. phone call: lmao sarah aka the one who tagged me in this. i forgot why, probably to annoy her

3. text message: my cousin bc she’s spending the night

4. song you listened to: alive - one direction. because i am trash™

5. time you cried: last night, i had a complete meltdown and i texted the boy who broke my heart which ended up being a good thing? maybe? idk?

6. dated someone twice: HA what a joke.

7. kissed someone and regretted it: never kissed anyone wooo

8. been cheated on: no thank god

9. lost someone special: literally everyone special to me is gone so ya

10. been depressed: shoutout to that clinical depression™ that i’ve been living with since i was 10

11. gotten drunk and thrown up: nope

3 favourite colours

12. seafoam green

13. pastel pink

14. light blue

in the last year have you

15. made new friends: yes!

16. fallen out of love: yes

17. laughed until you cried: oh my god yes it was at vidcon and my friends and i were in a hotel room trying to film and it ended up being the funniest night of my life

18. found out someone was talking about you: i want to say yes because i know i have i just cant think of an example

19. met someone who changed you: yes, definitely.

20. found out who your friends are: most definitely.

21. kissed someone on your Facebook list: nope

general

22. how many of your Facebook friends do you know in real life: most of them? some just go to my university lol

23. do you have any pets: 2 cats and 2 fish, though im babysitting a 3rd fish!

24. do you want to change your name: as a kid i did but not so much now

25. what did you do for your last birthday: i had to work my old dance studio’s recital which was a living nightmare that i never want to relive and then i went to disneyland.

26. what time did you wake up: 12:30 pm bc my meltdown lasted until the wee hours of the night

27. what were you doing at midnight last night: sobbing my eyes out

28. name something you can’t wait for: to go back to school so i can have a distraction

29. when was the last time you saw your mom: 10 minutes ago

31. what are you listening to right now: friends! i’m watching the episode where chandler finds out ross blamed him when his parents caught him doing weed in college, aka one of the funniest ones

32. have you ever talked to a person named tom: I WISH I KNEW TOM HOLLAND

33. something that is getting on your nerves: oh man, a friend. actually a few different onces

34. most visited website: tumblr or netflix

35. hair colour: auburn

36. long or short hair: my hair is medium?

37. do you have a crush on someone: nope thank god

38. what do you like about yourself: oi vey. nothing

39. piercings: my ears!

40. blood type: i literally have no idea

41. nickname: one of my best friends calls me “roomie” because we were roommates last year, also my godfather calls me Mag.

42. relationship status: single, too much drama and also im too ugly

43. zodiac: gemini!!!

44. pronouns: she/her

45. favourite tv show: supernatural has my heart but im watching b99 right now and its HILARIOUS

46. tattoos: none yet

47. right or left handed: left

48. surgery: none

50. sport: i dance!

51. vacation: i went to anaheim for vidcon for like 5 days and it was fun even though i basically live at disney

52. pair of trainers: its summer all i wear is the same pair of sandals

GENERAL

53. eating: im not hungry but my mom got pizza

54. drinking: water

55. I’m about to: burst from how annoyed some people make me and also probably stretch

56. waiting for: my cousins

57. want: to go back to school so i have more friends around

58. get married: definitely

59. career: an author and a dance teacher

WHICH IS BETTER

60. hugs or kisses: hugs

61. lips or eyes: oof. eyes

62. shorter or taller: taller

63. older or younger: older

64. nice arms or nice stomach: arms aka tom holland’s arms

65. hookup or relationship: definitely relationship because i dont understand the idea of hookups, idk i think they’re a waste of time and also reckless, but thats just me lol

66. troublemaker or hesitant: im definitely hesitant/cautious

HAVE YOU EVER:

67. kissed a stranger: nope

68. drank hard liquor: nope

69. lost glasses/contact lenses: every day of my life

70. turned someone down: nope

71. sex on the first date: well im demisexual so....no

73. had your heart broken: yes.

74. been arrested: no

75. cried when someone died: yes

76. fallen for a friend: lets just not talk about it lmao

DO YOU BELIEVE IN:

77. yourself: not really no

78. miracles: also not really

79. love at first sight: nope

80. santa claus: i believed until i was 14 lol

81. kiss on the first date: uh...depends

82. angels: yes

OTHER:

84. eye colour: brow

85. favourite movie: the parent trap!

im supposed to tag people but like...nah.

#maggie.txt #me #tag games

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imreszekeres · 7 years

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for the anon that wanted all 100

1. Name- Ash! 2. Age- 18 3. City that you live in- fear, usually 4. What do most people not know about you?- nothing really, i compulsively release useless information about myself 5. What do most people know you for?- being fat and annoying 6. Hobbies- makeup, youtubers, sleeping, writing, drawing 7. What are your passions?- writing 8. What do you search for in a significant other?- i really Really need to be understood, and someone who is patient is nice too 7. What are you most proud of?- I hav gone to State and gotten within the top 10% in my Journalism competitions, which puts me in the top .08% of all high school students in my state. :-) im good for some things 8. When was the last time you had a significant conversation with someone you love?- every day when I talk to @pizzasteveofficial <3 all our conversations are significant 2 me 9. Have you ever collected anything? What was it?- I collect my tears in a jar and store them, then shower in them every night 10. List 10 things off of your bucket list.- I want to get married in the snow, have a daughter, get a Heartagram tattoo (at least one lol), write a successful book, and.. idk what else :0 11. What was the last thing you learned?- jesus I dont know, you learn sth new every day! hard to remember 12. How many relationships have you been in?- um.. 7 I think i feel like im forgetting one tho. I wont name them obvi but i think im forgetting one? i feel like ive been in 8 oh well 13. Turn ons- validation 14. Turn offs- being alive 15. Favorite food- frozen yogurt! I like the vanilla or white chocolate flavor with looots of toppings 16. Favorite drink- Coke 17. What is the best birthday gift you have ever received?- i dont really know! I dont remember a lot of my birthdays for trauma reasons so 18. Are you optimistic or pessimistic?- pessimistic by far lol 19. Do you sleep during class?- its happened a handful of times, I try not to bc I HATE missing work its annoying 20. What is the most expensive thing you own?- myself?? jk its my laptop 21. What is the cheapest yet most useful thing you own?- a 1 dollar ELF blending brush. yall those things are bomb please go buy some! 22. How many times a day on average do you check your phone?- that number does not exist holy shit 23. Text or call?- TEXT BLEASE I HAVE SUCH BAD HEARING 24. Opinion on long distance?- it can work! ive done it a lot of times. distance has never been whats broken a relationship for me, not directly anyway 25. What is your definition of success?- success is when you’re happy. you do not have many worries, not the kind that keep you awake at night or make your tummy sick anyway. You have people that love you and, if you died, you’d be remembered as a good bean 26. Favorite song?- right now im really diggin “Hate (I Really Dont Like You)” by the plain white Ts 27. Favorite artist?- HIM!!!!!!!!!!!! <3 28. Celebrity crush/crushes?- Ville Valo ALWAYS lmao hes my god 29. When was the last time you read for fun?- like last month 30. Favorite flower?- roses 31. What is the best gift you could receive right now?- a plane ticket to Connecticut and like 1000 dollars 32. Any guilty pleasures?- pop... music... BUT LIKE THE GOOD KIND U FEEL? I DONT LIKE STUFF FROM THE LAST 2 OR 3 YEARs... 33. What is one thing you would like to change about yourself?- my weight, and that sounds so shallow but it. is taking a toll on me. 34. What do you search for in a friend?- someone who is like me! 35. How many times have you said "I love you" in the past month?- not enough 36. Where did you last go other than your room/home?- school.. 37. Why do bad things happen to good people?- because life isnt fair 38. In your opinion, what hurts more? Being left out or being stabbed in the eye?- what the fuck being stabbed in the eye have you ever been stabbed in the fucking eye? because i havent and i can already tell you that if my friends were talking without me and then someone stabbed me in the fuCKING EYE I WOULD BE JUST A LITTLE BIT MORE PREOCCUPIED WITH BEING STABBED IN THE E Y E 39. How many green shirts do you own?- none lol 40. Do you like anime?- sure! I dont watch it rn but i dont watch anything rn, haha 41. What do you invest the most time in?- sleeping,, 42. What was the name of the last book you read?- Rebecca :3 very gud book 43. What's the difference between loving and liking someone?- when ur main squeeze gets a hair cut and u still wanna suck their dingus u love em, thats it sorry i dont make the rules 44. Where are you most productive?- i dont.. know what this is asking lol I’m most protective over my romantic partners. As much as I’d love to say im most protective over Sarah, nothing compares to how “troll guarding his treasure” i am w/my loves.......... *eyes @my crush* 45. List 3 things you enjoy doing with friends.- talking shit abt rude ppl, playing vidya gaem, and talking abt life 46. List 3 things you enjoy doing alone.- watching makeup tutorials, watching lets plays, and thinking about everything and anything 47. Do you believe world peace will ever exist?- absolutely not. theres too many people on the earth to achieve that 48. Do you have any allergies?- Not to anything specific but i get them really often seasonally. i get them pretty much every time the weather changes :( 49. When was the last time you cussed at someone?- i mean.. every day of my life so like 50. What was the last promise you made?- idek dude 51. What was your last dream about?- IT WAS SO WEIRD IT WAS ABOUT MY CRUSH’S MOM? I DREAMT THAT SHE WAS A DEMON WHO STORED HER EGGS IN LITTLE PORCELAIN JARS AND THAT MY CRUSH HAD AN EAR INFECTION AND WE WERE IN A SNOWY VILLAGE IDK DONT ASK ME its weird bc my crushs mom is so sweet... 52. If you won a trip to Hawaii and you could take 5 people with you, who would those 5 people be?- i would literally only take Sarah bc i hate everyone 53. How many countries have you visited?- ive never been outside the US 54. What is your favorite medium of art? (Music, dance, painting, etc.)- writing :-) 56. When was the last time somebody complimented you?- those nice anons i got yesterday/the other day! 56. If you switched bodies with someone, how would you recognize yourself?- what do u even mean? youd know bc youd be like THIS ISNT MY BODY 57. Do you consider yourself mature?- kind of, yes 58. How many days in your life do you think you have wasted on tumblr?- too fuckin many 59. What is your favorite quote?- “Worship Satan!” -Ville Valo (no but rly any HIM lyric is my favorite quote, theyre so beautiful,,,) 60. If you started a new religion and you had to create 3 rules or commandments for your new followers to live by, what would those 3 rules be?- dont hurt ppl unless they hurt u, dont touch ppl unless they want u to, and respect gender/sexuality 61. What is your greatest accomplishment?- going 2 state! 62. Do you believe in the death penalty?- yeah i actually think it should b used more lol, kill all rapists and p*dophiles :-) 63. What are your goals for life?- i just wanna b happy, man 64. What do you think your soulmate is doing right now?- being a fucking idiot, probably 65. If you could live anywhere, where would you live? The place can be in an imaginary, fantasy, or the real world.- CALIFORNIA LMAO IM SUCH A SUCKER FOR CALIFORNIA AND I NEVER EVEN BEEN THERE 66. What were you like in 2013?- awful but also really sweet... then again i wasnt TECHNICALLY the host so lol 67. Do you have a job?- no :( i cant drive 68. Tell us a story about your childhood best friend.- she was an abusive bitch who took out her parents hating her on me the end 69. If you could change one thing about society, what would it be?- i would make discrimination a way more serious crime than it is taken for rn. ppl who discriminate should b put in jail 70. How many all-nighters have you pulled before?- just one when i had to install the sims and it took 6 years 71. Is tumblr your favorite website? If not, then what is your favorite website?- my fave website is youtube 72. What is the craziest thing you would do for a million dollars?- suck a dick, i guess 73. Does money equal happiness?- not all the time but it sure can 74. How many times have you experienced true happiness in your lifetime?- never, i dont think 75. How many times have you experienced true sadness in your lifetime?- too many times 76. What is the funniest joke you have ever been told?- you know that joke abt the blind man at the beginning of Crazy Rap? yeah thats fucking HILARIOUS 77. When was the last time you looked at the news?- this morn :0 78. If you could say one thing to the world, what would you say?- im gay 79. What is your favorite animal?- RACCOONS!!!!!!!!!!!! 80. If you could earn a million dollars by pretending to be dead for 3 years, would you do it?- i mean sure lmao nobody would b upset about it so 81. What is one thing that everyone is bad at?- being a human. 82. What time do you normally sleep? How many hours of sleep do you usually get?- i usually go to bed at 10 and get like 6 or 7 hours 83. Does age necessarily equal maturity?- not at all! 84. What is your favorite clothing store?- hot topic lol 85. In the winter- beanies or gloves?- gloves b 86. Would you rather have wings or a fish tail?- wings?? why would i want a fish tail 87. If you had the power to erase one person from the world so that nobody remembered him or her except you, would you do it?- absofuckinglutely. 88. What do you fear the most?- being like my rapist. thats a little too deep than i like to go but im being honest, thats literally my biggest fear Ever 89. How many digits of pi can you recite?- 3.14 lmfao i hate math 90. If you could travel back to one year and relive it again, which year would it be?- 2004. I would stop it before it happened. :-( 91. Describe yourself in one word.- stupid 92. Describe your last victory.- i woke up today w/o killin meself 93. What is the weirdest thing you have ever seen?- bendytoots cucumberpitch’s face 94. What is something you will never forget?- prom.. something rly nice happened 95. Would you rather forget all of the past or remember everything in vivid detail?- forget everything. please 96. Have you ever broken a bone before?- nope! 97. Is it harder to love or to hate somebody?- probably harder to love them lol 98. Coffee or tea?- coffer 99. What are some little things that you do that have changed your life in a positive way?- I dont overdose on a constant basis in a BPD-fueled rage any more so thats good 100. How many hours have you spend on tumblr today?- probably 1 or 2?

#ask tot ag i guess #i didnt mean to get so negative in this lol im fine i swear #chitters #text heavy//

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universo-de-sean · 7 years

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this is v late but do all da asks from 3 days ago pls

Anything for you, princess :*

1. Name

Sean Taylor Castillo

2. Age

3. City that you live in

San Antonio, TX

4. What do most people not know about you?

I love showtunes

5. What do most people know you for?

Being savage and working a lot.

6. Hobbies

Movies, videogames, hockey, drawing, various arts and crafts, singing, etc, anything to keep me entertained.

7. What are your passions?

Working, teaching, history, music, cuddling.

8. What do you search for in a significant other?

I look for somebody with a great sense of humor, big beautiful smile, smart, funny, cute as fuck. Someone that is loving and supporting and doesn’t think im weird for all my odd habits, ticks, and perpetual restlessness. Someone that I am incredibly proud of and is amazing and that I fall more and more in love with every day. Pretty much I look for Mahfuz. She the love of my life.

7. What are you most proud of?

Not fucking everything up yet!

8. When was the last time you had a significant conversation with someone you love?

Everyday

9. Have you ever collected anything? What was it?

Movies, games, cool rocks. I’ve collected a few things as I’ve grown up.

10. List 10 things off of your bucket list.

Get married to the love of my life, own a home, start a family, see the ruins of as many ancient civilizations as possible, learn a second language, teach students to find the truth themselves, fight the system, see the northern lights, find true happiness, build some dope ass furniture.

11. What was the last thing you learned?

The Spanish language derives a lot from Arabic

12. How many relationships have you been in?

13. Turn ons

My lips are sealed

14. Turn offs

Myself. And poor hygeine

15. Favorite food

Yes

16. Favorite drink

Bleach

17. What is the best birthday gift you have ever received?

The gay shit Mahfuz sent me.

18. Are you optimistic or pessimistic?

I’m a realist.

19. Do you sleep during class?

Not anymore

20. What is the most expensive thing you own?

My organs.

21. What is the cheapest yet most useful thing you own?

Pocket knife.

22. How many times a day on average do you check your phone?

Boi...

23. Text or call?

Depends on the person. Overwhelming majority I’d text. A couple people id call.

24. Opinion on long distance?

Hard. But with patience and work, it’s amazing.

25. What is your definition of success?

Being happy and content.

26. Favorite song?

I have no idea. All of them???

27. Favorite artist?

Cage the Elephant, Modest Mouse, Alabama Shakes, Bahamas

28. Celebrity crush/crushes?

Chris Pratt, Rami Malek, Sydney Crosby and Emma Stone

29. When was the last time you read for fun?

Few months ago.

30. Favorite flower?

Bleeding Hearts

31. What is the best gift you could receive right now?

The ability to see Mahfuz.

32. Any guilty pleasures?

Sin

33. What is one thing you would like to change about yourself?

My weight. I’d like a much better body.

34. What do you search for in a friend?

Do they want to hang out with me.

35. How many times have you said "I love you" in the past month?

A million. I love a lot

36. Where did you last go other than your room/home?

Work

37. Why do bad things happen to good people?

Great cosmic Idiocy

38. In your opinion, what hurts more? Being left out or being stabbed in the eye?

Stabbed in the eye. I’m used to being left out.

39. How many green shirts do you own?

None

40. Do you like anime?

Some of them

41. What do you invest the most time in?

Being worthless ;*

42. What was the name of the last book you read?

The Unfinished Journey

43. What's the difference between loving and liking someone?

Someone that can excites you versus someone that can excite and soothe you.

44. Where are you most productive?

What is productivity???

45. List 3 things you enjoy doing with friends.

Chilling, Chatting, Questing

46. List 3 things you enjoy doing alone.

Draw, play music, singing

47. Do you believe world peace will ever exist?

Not until people accept difference

48. Do you have any allergies?

Too many

49. When was the last time you cussed at someone?

30 seconds ago. I swear like a sailor

50. What was the last promise you made?

I will break his legs if he does anything fishy. (To my sister in regards to a person she is seeinng)

51. What was your last dream about?

Dont remember.

52. If you won a trip to Hawaii and you could take 5 people with you, who would those 5 people be?

Mahfuz, Peach, Analine, Jade, Nick

53. How many countries have you visited?

1 Mexico.

54. What is your favorite medium of art? (Music, dance, painting, etc.)

All of them

56. When was the last time somebody complimented you?

Mahfuz does always. I love her.

56. If you switched bodies with someone, how would you recognize yourself?

I have no idea.

57. Do you consider yourself mature?

When I need to be.

58. How many days in your life do you think you have wasted on tumblr?

A century

59. What is your favorite quote?

“Be humble for you are made of earth. Be noble for you are made of stars.”

60. If you started a new religion and you had to create 3 rules or commandments for your new followers to live by, what would those 3 rules be?

Don’t be a dick. Do no harm. Take no shit.

61. What is your greatest accomplishment?

Getting into college?

62. Do you believe in the death penalty?

For only the most heinous of crimes

63. What are your goals for life?

Find happiness, get a good job, live a good life, do as much good as I can.

64. What do you think your soulmate is doing right now?

Being a nerd.

65. If you could live anywhere, where would you live? The place can be in an imaginary, fantasy, or the real world.

In a galaxy far far away. During peaceful times of course.

66. What were you like in 2013?

Fatter, more ignorant, annoying. Me but weaker.

67. Do you have a job?

Yes. I have a job as a cook. It’s aight.

68. Tell us a story about your childhood best friend.

They all ditched. What else can I say?

69. If you could change one thing about society, what would it be?

Everything.

70. How many all-nighters have you pulled before?

A shit-ton.

71. Is tumblr your favorite website? If not, then what is your favorite website?

Netflix maybe

72. What is the craziest thing you would do for a million dollars?

Anything thats not illegal or immoral.

73. Does money equal happiness?

Not necessarily.

74. How many times have you experienced true happiness in your lifetime?

I’m not sure. A few?

75. How many times have you experienced true sadness in your lifetime?

Plenty. But fuck it.

76. What is the funniest joke you have ever been told?

The One Thing You Cant Replace

77. When was the last time you looked at the news?

Earlier today

78. If you could say one thing to the world, what would you say?

Chill the fuck out

79. What is your favorite animal?

Okapi!

80. If you could earn a million dollars by pretending to be dead for 3 years, would you do it?

No. It would hurt people I love.

81. What is one thing that everyone is bad at?

Understanding

82. What time do you normally sleep? How many hours of sleep do you usually get?

Around 5 or 6 AM. 3-6 hours usually.

83. Does age necessarily equal maturity?

HELL NAH

84. What is your favorite clothing store?

Ross and thrift stores

85. In the winter- beanies or gloves?

Beanies

86. Would you rather have wings or a fish tail?

Wings. I’d fly everywhere

87. If you had the power to erase one person from the world so that nobody remembered him or her except you, would you do it?

Oh yeah. Definitely.

88. What do you fear the most?

Winding up alone. That I’m annoying. That I’m driving away the people I love.

89. How many digits of pi can you recite?’

3.14

90. If you could travel back to one year and relive it again, which year would it be?

Sophomore. I’d make a few changes.

91. Describe yourself in one word.

Punk

92. Describe your last victory.

Got outta work early

93. What is the weirdest thing you have ever seen?

Myself

94. What is something you will never forget?

I don’t remember.

95. Would you rather forget all of the past or remember everything in vivid detail?

Remmeber everything.

96. Have you ever broken a bone before?

Both my arms.

97. Is it harder to love or to hate somebody?

Hate. Love is natural. Hate takes something else.

98. Coffee or tea?

Tea.

99. What are some little things that you do that have changed your life in a positive way?

I’m not letting people use me anymore.

100. How many hours have you spend on tumblr today?

A couple.

Thanks for the ask love bug:*

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babymyharry · 7 years

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92 truths

i was tagged by @adashofniallandasprinkleoflunacy & @fairylightsstyles !! love u binches 💘✨

Rules: Once you have been tagged you are supposed to write 92 truths about yourself. At the end, you choose 25 people to tag! (lol yikes i’m a loser on here so idk abt that)

THE LAST…  1. Drink: to be real with u i don’t drink much and when i do it’s at high school parties but i did try a lemon drop when i was in europe last summer and my cousin sneaked me in to a club & it was pretty above average 🤔 but ig the last “drink” was a coke w coconut (idk either??) vodka and that was a wild night lmao

2. Phone call: my (kinda) mans?

3. Text message: my friend chris

4. Song you listened to: wild thoughts 😛😛

5. Time you cried: uhm i think it was wednesday it was v dramatic

HAVE YOU EVER…  6. Dated someone twice: this dude in middle school lmao we dated for like a hot minute in 6th grade and then rekindled our love on the class trip in eighth grade aw young love

7. Been cheated on: yeah:/

8. Kissed someone and regretted it: truth or dare games fuckin suck

9. Lost someone special: my grandma was my best friend and i didn’t talk to anyone for a solid month when she passed

10. Been depressed: when i had anorexia but that was a pretty long time ago so :)

11. Gotten drunk and thrown up: nah blackout drunk doesn’t sound appealing

LIST 3 FAVOURITE COLORS:  12. lilac

13. forest green

14. gold

IN THE LAST YEAR HAVE YOU…  15. Made new friends: yes lmao i dropped so many friends last year so i had to make more AND my groupchat homies that i luv dearly

16. Fallen out of love: yes

17. Laughed until you cried: i surround myself with good vibes so yes many times

18. Found out someone was talking about you: oh my god rumors spread faster than wildfire at my school yes

19. Met someone who changed you: changed me? i guess they made me a better person but idk about changing me

20. Found out who your true friends are: my friend group collapsed last year and i figured out who was still around after that

21. Kissed someone on your Facebook list: who uses facebook anymore

22. How many of your Facebook friends do you know in real life: i deleted my facebook like freshmen year so ?¿

23. Do you have any pets: oh my god 3 dogs and 2 cats it’s like a zoo of fluff at my house

24. Do you want to change your name: nah i’m cool

25. What did you do for your last birthday: my friend max threw me a surprise party and it got wayyyy too lit to be honest

26. What time did you wake up: today i woke up at 6 to see the sunrise bc my kinda mans has a balcony in his room with a good ass view for that

27. What were you doing at midnight last night: sleeping lmao i’m a grandma

28. Name something you cannot wait for: my shawn concert!!!

29. When was the last time you saw your mother: tonight when she exposed me so i’m currently not speaking w her lmao

30. What is one thing you wish you could change about your life: maybe if my parents could be home more, they’re not really around much sometimes and that kinda sucks

31. What are you listening to right now: this weird ass netflix movie that my little cousin is forcing me to watch bc nash grier is in it kill me now

32. Have you ever talked to a person named Tom: my friend abigail’s dad’s name is tom and lemme tell u he’s lowkey a dilf 🤔👀

33. Something that is getting on your nerves: this netflix movie it’s so cringe

34. Most visited website: snapchat i think??

35. Elementary: worst 8 years of my life

36. High School: finally almost done

37. College/university: im going lmao

38. Hair colour: blonde

39. Long or short hair: my hair was down to my butt and i just chopped it all off (yes, i pulled a harry styles) to my shoulders to donate and i honestly really like it short!!

40. Do you have a crush on someone: :-)

41. What do you like about yourself: i think i’m a pretty nice and chill person like i’m totally bragging here but i was voted funniest and nicest junior this year for the yearbook and like :D that’s just a nice feeling and it was validated !!

42. Piercings: technically two on both ears and when i was 15 i let my boyfriend’s (now ex boyfriend lol) older brother’s friend pierce my nose bc i wanted to piss my dad off but i don’t wear anything in it anymore so

43. Blood type: o negative actually!!

44. Nickname: a looootttt of my friends call me aj (like more than my actual name) and then some just call me manda but yeah aj is the most nickname outa those so

45. Relationship status: i’m a fuckboy man idk what’s going on

46. Zodiac sign: cancer

47. Pronouns: she/her

48. Favourite TV show: criminal minds omgggg how do you become a screen writer bc i have some dope ideas for that show lemme tell you

49. Tattoos: none but i wanna get some!!

50. Right or left hand: righty

FIRST…  51. Surgery: spinal fusion man it succckkkeedd

52. Piercing: ears

54. Sport: i started ballet when i was 3 idk if that counts but

55. Vacation: my aunt and uncle’s lake house in montana

56. Pair of trainers: they were these cute little adidas there’s sooo many pics of me in those

57. Eating: that di… plz excuse me lmfao but nah i’m actually eating watermelon :-)

58. Drinking: water 💦

59. I’m about to: jump off a building bc i was exposed tonight by my very own parents 👍🏼

60. Listening to: now me and my little cousin are watching captain america (only bc i saw andrea’s post and decided to try it idk why i trust trash but im)

61. Waiting for: my trust issues to choke

62. Want: mozzarella sticks idk

63. Get married: yeah one day

64. Career: something in film so like cinematography or directing or just something creative like that 😋

YOUR TYPE…  65. Hugs or kisses: depends on who it is ya feel

66. Lips or eyes: eyes definitely

67. Shorter or taller: well like.. boys fs taller but girls idc ?¿

68. Older or younger: older bc immaturity is a turn off

70. Nice arms or nice stomach: not to make everything about harold but he’s just got the perf body to me like toned arms and a soft tummy.. yes please

71. Sensitive or loud: i mean they gotta be both in certain situations but overall i guess loud

72. Hook up or relationship: i’m a fucking mess i have trust issues AND commitment issues so like.. both make death appealing

73. Troublemaker or hesitant: troublemaker fs

HAVE YOU EVER…  74. Kissed a stranger? again, truth or dare games suck

75. Drank hard liquor? once but it was at this rich white boy’s house and i deadass felt like he snuck it from his grandpa’s stash to get it and i was like ?¿ 🌚

76. Lost glasses contact/lenses: i don’t wear them so

77. Turned someone down: i curve like 90% of the dudes hitting me up like boys are just annoying tbh

78. Sex on first date: i mean my virginal self would not kno but i have made out with a couple guys at parties or whatever so

79. Broken someone’s heart: yes and i’m not sorry lmao

80. Had your heart broken: it’s awful man yeah

81. Been arrested: totally came close one time bc ig someone called the cops on the party i was at and police showed up and my freshmen ass ran so fast bitch i was usain bolt deadass

82. Cried when someone died: oh yeah

83. Fallen for a friend: i mean it was mutual but unfortunately

DO YOU BELIEVE IN 84. Yourself: i do

85. Miracles: i think some crazy things can happen that make ppl value that particular thing a lot more but idk about miracles

86. Love at first sight: lust at first sight* bc u cant be in love with someone’s outer appearance without knowing what they’re like as a person

87. Santa Claus: a very small part of me

88. Kiss on the first date: why not

89. Angels: definitely

OTHER…  90. Current best friend’s name: kelsey

91. Eye colour: blue

92. Favourite movie: the devil wears prada always 🗣

imma tag @ihearthemcallingxx @stylessemantics @honeyskins @moonchildstyles @hardliquorhaz @nips-and-tats @iloveyouhaz @inwhichitrytowritesomething @jadexthirlwalls @tiostyles (idk if any of u have already done this omg sry)

#this took FUCKING FORRVER but at least it got my mind off things :/#THIS MADE ME SMILE A LIL #i sound like a lowkey hoe throughout this lmfaooo #also i refer to a certain male specimen as 'my kinda mans' but plz don't take that the wrong way i'm a straight up fuckboy #personal #mentions

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