#and your boybestfriend

[thankstothe]

#house md #gregory house #james wilson #hilson #screencap #s07e17 “Fall from Grace” #s08e13 “Man of the House” #thing to say to your wife #on your honeymoon #and your boybestfriend #yeah so the phrasing is begging me to say that #house sleeps with married men #and unmarried women #and wilson sleeps with married women #and unmarried men? #the geometry is simple #house wasnt married while wilson was #and I'll throw you a curve ball #this is just such a House line that comes out of Wilson's mouth there I can't #Wilson might be tossing House's line back at him #I can imagine House saying this to Wilson while he was married #and now Wilson can say it since the marriage status is reversed #ORor wilson has good relationship with dominika and she told him about this line #no officer I'm not overthinking it

[scintillatingshortgirl19]

little dude just found out about wilson/amber...kicked puppy face strikes again

#he is so sadddddd help him :(( #tfw you're A Straight Man but you're absolutely devastated every time your boybestfriend falls in love with a girl :/ #bless him #house md #hilson #house 4x11 #house season 4 #op

[redgoldblue]

i just think the primary basis of any napollya fic, no matter how you approach it, has to be that Napoleon is down so so bad. 'going to hell for someone' is small potatoes compared to just how fucking deep below the ground he already is every minute of the day. Love is an ocean and he's having a civilised conversation with the anglerfish about Illya's hair and eyes and sense of humour and intelligence and voice and frankly the anglerfish are tired of hearing it.

#The Man From UNCLE #no i'm not yet halfway through s1 #yes i'm forming Opinions and they're Correct #he doesn’t necessarily have to REALISE that he’s down so so bad #he can just be like Illya’s really cool and smart and funny and pretty and this is a totally normal way to feel about your boybestfriend #but nevertheless. he is. #Napollya #Napoleon Solo #mine

[rainsongdean]

i must admit i'd never seen the gay firefighter show but i watched the first three episodes of the current season in preparation for that one guy to be bisexual tonight

#hope he enjoys everything dean winchester should have also gotten. go be in love with your boybestfriend <3 #911 abc #shae.txt

[stewyhosseini-bf]

can't stop thinking about the new promo. kendall is literally once again asking stewy for money and to get in on some deal with him and you know stewy's gonna say yes to that shit. they said the cycles are cycling and that includes everyone ‼️

#do you ever go into business with your boybestfriend for the millionth time even when it crashed and burned and failed like one million #times before #kenstewy #succession #stewy hosseini

[bareums]

If I really wanted to kill you, I would have covered the floor in plastic.

Flower of Evil (2020)

#flower of evil #kdramaedit #kdramagifs #kdramadaily #userhannah #samblr #udeokmis #lee joon gi #my gifs #bareums #idk if this is anything out of context but i wanted it to exist in gif form #if you havent tormented your boybestfriend in ur basement at least once do you even care about him

[fredoesque]

thinking about her (tuco's pink parasol)

#can't torture your boybestfriend wo accessorizing #anyway parasol my beloved i will draw you someday #the good the bad and the ugly #dollars trilogy

[anarchoarchie]

the jugheadgirls win this time!!!

#sometimes your boybestfriend DOES love you back #some kind of wonderful

[challahbread]

not koukei liking my gachikoi delulu tweets

#set me up with your boybestfriend then. this is how i win.

[marc--chilton]

getting sick at the realization it's basically canon that wilson emotionally cheated on two of his wives with house. "i'm a doctor, she's used to eating without me" so you spend christmas with your boybestfriend. i'm gonna call you a slur

#house md #hilson

[future-crab]

After studying three of the greats — Holmes, Poirot, Columbo — I have determined that in order to be a popular fictional detective you MUST be autistic you MUST be a nosy bitch and you MUST have a boybestfriend to bounce your theories off of.

‘But op, what about Columbo? Columbo doesn’t have a boybestfriend!’ You fools. His boybestfriend is the murderer.

#sometimes columbo’s boybestfriend is a woman but that’s because boybestfriend isn’t gendered #boybestfriend is a state of mind #columbo #hercule poirot #agatha christie #agatha christie’s poirot #sherlock holmes #john watson #arthur hastings #captain hastings #arthur conan doyle

[egonkula]

imagine your wife hating your boybestfriend so much that she names your demon dog an anagram of his name out of the purest spite known to man

#house md #greg house #hatecrimes md #hilson #egonkula rambling

[barryroyco]

i’m sorry but wilson is so obviously gay i don’t even consider it a headcanon. this is a middle aged man who is always hiding the authentic parts of himself (except to his boybestfriend who he has an abnormal relationship with, too attached and more emotionally involved than is necessary in a friendship for their demographic) and who has had 3 wives and god knows how many girlfriends because he views them as means to a norm rather than partners he values (he does not care about these women outside of the role they play for him) this mfer is GAY!!! GAY!!!!! “that’s your headcanon” THAT’S WILSON!!

#house md #hate crimes md #james wilson #wilson #dr wilson #dr james wilson #hilson #house #greg house #dr house

[lesbaurinkos]

hey me and my boybestfriend saw you across the bar and we fucking hate your vibe. we're gonna beat the shit out of you

#and then they did! poignant! #jarchie #riverdale

[useless-gay-kid4]

ah yes supernatural season 13 episode 5 advanced thanatology. one of dean’s many dead cas depressive episodes. fellas is it gay to try to kill yourself over your boybestfriend dying

#supernatural #marble shoot #destiel #spn #13x5

[major-knighton]

Frank Crawley in Rebecca is so funny like. Imagine your boybestfriend refuses to talk about his dead crazy wife, so you're like "oh we're going for communally repressed trauma? Cool I can work with that" bc you are a British man.

But then you boybestfriend marries and brings home a girl who's so young and just nice that everyone wonder wtf she is doing in this gloomy hellhole and you can SEE that everyone and everything is making her miserable about being the second wife. You want to comfort her bc she's the only other morally decent person around but you're pretty sure that if you start talking shit about the dead wife the housekeeper might skin you alive and roast you like a kebab. So instead you try to like drop hints like "oh yeah the great and beautiful Rebecca who totally didn't murder kittens for fun you know I think you may actually be an improvement because you don't reign in terror over the house or make me cry myself to sleep no this is apropos of nothing"

Meanwhile boybestfriend is having even more nervous breakdowns than usual and the housekeeper is housekeeping even more aggressively and the dead wife's cousin-boyfriend is snooping around trying to blackmail people and you're just trying to do your goddamn job as a secretary and best friend. You don't know how to therapy because you are a British man in the 20s.

Then it turns out boybestfriend MURDERED the crazy wife but actually it was suicide and homie won't go to jail on account of killing people with Secret Cancer who fuck their cousins doesn't count as murder. And then the housekeeper becomes housedestroyer and burns down your home. And boybestfriend and alive-wife fuck off to France so you look for another job I guess.

#Rebecca #daphne du maurier #rebecca das musical #Frank Crawley