#anyways fuck you

[pillowparamedic]

ppl who hate black doom/black arms and shadow 2005 in general r so lame. shadow having guns and cussing r so cool and i hope he dual wields 2 pump action automatics and says more cuss words such as "crap" and "piss" in sonadow generations ❤

#sonadow #shadow 05 is supposed to be played like a run and gun platformer and shouldnt be directly compared to sonic bcos its a shadow themed SPINOFF #the game isnt perfect or anything and even i can admit it has its flaws #for example the requirements for beating levels are rlly strict and it reuses bosses even when it doesnt make sense #but i love the goofy cutscenes and writing and how u can play the game multiple different ways #its in dire need of a remake tho lol or even a remaster with revised level design would make the game SO much better #also black doom has a cool ass design and hes one of the better overall sonic villains in general which tbf isnt saying much lol #but its so cool seeing shadow lore show up again after over a fucking decade #im so excited lol #anyways fuck you #im gonna 100% his campaign and unlock the secret gay sex ending

[broflovski-brah]

Hey can you write Kyle hunger head canons or a fic?!?!?

Yk bc of ur hunger kink LMAOOOOOO

Hey can you get the fuck off my blog?!!?!

Yk bc nobody likes people like u LMAOOOOOO

anyway. you know damn well that’s not what it is. i’ve said that a million times on here and you must either be blind as shit, you haven’t read any of my posts or you wrote this to me purely because you are a dick.

i made a post on this like a week ago? i said it is an angst/comfort situation where people can be comforted and happy in the end. it’s not unlike the whump scenarios that are on here. and if those are okay, tell me why this isn’t. it’s purely a method of comfort that i enjoy and im not gonna let you ruin that for me.

you wanna talk shit you do it off anon too. don’t be a coward. if you’re okay with sending messages like this, man the fuck up and send it off anon.

unbelievable. my blog, my posts. if you think it’s weird nobody’s forcing you to look at it. i’m not hurting anybody.

#was tempted to do headcanons to spite your cowardly ass #anyways fuck you #skipper speaks #rude anon #you must be illiterate because i posted about this a number of times #it’s not a goddamn kink #it’s purely a method of angst/comfort for me that i enjoy #similar to sickfics that i write #nobody is making you look at my posts #so you left this for the sole purpose of being an asshole #so fuck you #if yiu had the time to read through my blog you couldn’t have missed the number of times i’ve said that #anyways i’ll continue posting what i want #and you can suck my ass #answered #nice way to start my day

[yourfavepookiebear]

EVEN IF I HAVE BAD PARENTS I COULDVE AT LEAST HAD GOOD SISTERS BUT I DONT EVEN HAVE THAT

Fuck you sis, you're an asshole and I hate you. Yesterday when I casually told you that I managed to gain so much weight I reached 43kg (which is around 96 pounds I think ?), you started bodyshaming me saying "WOAHHH, you weigh a lot !! When I was your age, I weighed 38kg !!! What do you eat to gain so much weight in such a short time ?" And bs like that, you seriously thought I wouldn't notice how you were mocking me ? You thought I wouldn't notice you were body-shaming me ? You thought I wouldn't notice that mocking grin ?

I HOPE YOU GO TO HELL YOU FUCKING BITCH IN HEAT, YOU DONT DESERVE ANYTHING AND IM GLAD YOURE SUFFERING

If I didn't know any better, I would've thought you didn't mean any ill but I know you too well. You wouldn't ever pass up the opportunity to humiliate me. I also remember some time ago when you said

"Oh my lord !!! Your size is M ?!? You're getting so fat !!! When I was your age I was size xxs"

I hate you and if murder was legal I would not hesitate to send you to hell.

#yourfavepookiebear #pookiebear rants #tw body shaming #tw my sister being an asshole #tw vent #vent #rant #tw my amger issues #tw mentions of violence #i swear im an angel #😇 #anyways fuck you

[percentstardust]

Are you even an rp blog cause you hardly ever write and you keep people waiting too long for things

#anyways fuck you #i am Active when i want to be #if you have a problem with me owing you something maybe come off anon #and talk to me like a CIVILIZED PERSON #about to turn off anon again cause you all cannot behave #anon hate cw

[dragontatoes]

oh. oh I get it now. you hate resellers because they are charging more than you want to spend on things that you like. got it. for some reason I feel like this anger should be directed elsewhere

#anyways I'm happy that I earned money today #and I actually don't think I'm evil for reselling nonessential goods that people like #there isn't a single company on earth that doesn't upcharge its goods based on demand so #maybe you should be wishing for the deaths of them? not people that sell on ebay or etsy idk just a fucking thought #I fucking knew it wasn't about 'buying up all the good stuff from thrift stores' that's what?????? EVERYONE THAT SHOPS AT THRIFT STORES DOES #also. check the dumpster behind the thrift store in question and tell me that they're running out of merchandise. tell me honestly #anyways fuck you #i'm ranting

[boyfeminism]

if i ever turn into the type of person who responds to someone younger than me saying "when i was a kid" with some dismissive version of "youre still a kid" i hope someone shoots me

#cant fucking stand adults that do that shit #sorry didnt give you an exact age i was when i played your stupid board game or watched your idiot show #id rather say a nebulous when i was a kid than give you an incorrect date and look like an idiot #there IS a difference between me at 22 and me at fucking 12 and comparatively clearly ONE of those is the kid #its especially irritating when its like. the kind of adult that bitches abt you needing to be an adult #and then turns around and says youre still a kid #but thats usually only parent behavior in my experienfe #anyways fuck you #speaking

[theheartshapedsunglasses]

i knew i hated this book and the fandom when the character they dog on the most is the internet nerd who is implied to be fat everyone calls gross and bad when he's like the whole reason for the story and is barely explored beyond a funny side character even tho he's the best character and did nothing wrong

#anyways fuck you #he didnt do anything wrong no blorbo no meow meow genuinely just exists #as like a fat character and is hated on

[riacte]

not romantic not platonic but a secret third thing [what would happen between earth and the moon if the earth stopped spinning as illustrated by xkcd randall munroe]

#'your moon is here' things that make me explode like a supernova #UGHHHHHHH what if i was perpetually in your orbit. influencing the tides. protecting you from asteroids. and slowly drifting further away. #then you stopped moving and i was only pulse to your dead heart. orbiting you. right where ive been left. and so you started turning again. #ria.txt #personal #space opera au #(<- not about what you think is about) #hiiii this is gaining traction so glad we're all going insane :D your moon is here is SO fucked up. so good. #xkcd #randall munroe #space #moon #anyways xkcd comics are so good. entertaining witty and informative. check em out!

[vivi266]

#love how this is actually about something but it's so broadly applicable i dont want to actually make that specificity clearer #original text: oh you think you're soooo fucking smart. with your fucking convoluted pretentious sentences #anyways the sticker is also extremely relevant and i'm tired of this post being popular

[kookykinz]

the youtube "stop drawing like this" community doesn't want you to know this but you can shade however you want forever btw. it doesn't have to make sense in fact you should actively be pissing people off with how inaccurate your light source is

#fawfposting #anyway. shade with black. shade with colors that make no fucking sense #do whatever you want forever

[eosofspades]

i didn't have "i'm broken" teenage asexual angst i had "i'm literally being the only reasonable one about this concept and the rest of you are behaving like fucking freaks" perception issues

#oh the experience of being 13 years old and seeing all my friends talking about wanting to have sex and obsessing over it #and being like 'we are all literally WAY too young to be having sex what the actual fuck are you talking about #why are you even considering it when we have much more important things to worry about. like how much middle school sucks' #you know what though. i still stand by this. that was an entirely reasonable thought to have and i WAS being normal about it #anyway #mine #asexuality

[earthcookies]

the resume autofill feature for job applications is. So Useful.

#whats the point of making a fucking resume when every damn online application makes you manually fill everything in anyway!!!! #i hate job hunting so much its fucking unreal!

[ayy-junipei]

Fears

#Dungeon Meshi #Dungeon Food #Senshi #Chilchuck Tims #WHAT THE FUCK DO YOU MEAN HIS LAST NAME IS TIMBS #Anyway #OG Junipei content

[butchdonne]

(consumed with lust voice) omg what a fucking weirdo

#guys i swear im normal #anyways. guess who this is about :D #no points if you guess correctly because it's fucking easy #pip squeaks #bat out of hell

[fox-mulder-gets-pegged]

I just wanna say bc I KNOW you're somewhere on tumblr, to the teenage girl who attended Take Your Kid To Work Day at an office building in Ontario, Canada circa 2013 and had a conversation with a middle aged woman in which you showed her your Black Veil Brides fanart and fanfics and ship content and told her about different fanfic tropes including a/b/o verse bc she happened to know who Panic! at The Disco and Fallout Boy were and thus you felt the need to show her your bandblr ship art, that was my fucking mother and I had to clarify all that to her including looking my mother in the eye and trying to explain a/b/o verse without sounding like a lunatic.

It's been 10 years and I still regularly sent evil energies in your direction. Since you'd be probably two years younger than me and thus legally an adult now, please know if this post reaches you it's on sight.

#she cornered me in the car and asked what shipping was and i almost had a fucking heart attack #imagine being like 16 years old and habing to explain knotting to your mother #random emo music girl I'm glad you had fun talking about your Band Guys to my mother #bc i also attended take your kid to work day at that office and i know how boring it was #but christ alive why did you have to fuck me like that? #anyways i hope this post reaches you so at the very least you know i think about you at least once a week #this has been weighing on me for ten years #im almost tempted to blaze this post

[eric-the-disposable-demon]

Uh-

just found out my cousin (who lives in England) is in the art department of a bunch of shows??? And she worked oN DOCTOR WHO? AND HAD LUNCH WITH DAVID TENNANT???? and she just told me so casually because she's interested in the art, not the show? I mean, excuse me? She worked on SHERLOCK???? FOR A WHOLE SEASON?? She worked on Peaky Blinders and Lord of the Rings and Game of Thrones??? And probably other things because she has a shitty memory and according to her everything is a blur?? AND AT ONE POINT SHE WAS LIKE: "oh and have you ever heard of Neil Gaiman?" And I was trying not to scream, because yes, of course I've heard of Neil, he's only my favorite author, I've only read like all of his books multiple times, and if you say you worked on Good Omens or the Sandman I'm going to lose it completely. So I said "yeah I've read a couple of his books," -you know, like a liar- "what about him?" and she goes "well I worked on one of his shows and he's brilliant i just can't remember which one" and i go "w-what do you mean he's brilliant? You're.. you're talking about his writing... his writing is brilliant, right?" And she cheerfully says "oh no I don't read books, I ment he was really nice and brilliant when I talked to him" and i go "WHAT DID YOU TALK ABOUT WHAT DID YOU TALK ABOUT" and she thinks for a moment and goes "oh! BRICKS" WHAT IN THE WORLD YES NO THAT MAKES SENSE YOU GET TO WORK AND TALK WITH NEIL FUCKING GAIMAN AND YOU TALK ABOUT BRICKS? NO THAT'S TOTALLY NORMAL I'M NOT MAD ".... it was what I was designing at the time, I needed to know what vibe the bricks should have. Anyway want to see the spinning fireplace I made for doctor who" WHAT THE FUCK.

@neil-gaiman do you remember any brick conversations by any chance

#Doctor who #Sherlock #David tennant #I'm losing it #neil gaiman #DAVID TENNANT JUST SAT DOWN NEXT TO HER AT LUCH AND SHE GOES OH YEAH HE WAS SUPER NICE. VERY TALL. ???? #anyway i- oh my god. #Let me just perish in peace #Just my cousin living my dream making art and vibing with Neil and David and her fucking bricks what the fuck #Good omens #Sorry this is a mess #I understand actors are still people I'm not saying they aren't but can you look me in the eye and tell me you wouldn't be psyched #If you could have lunch with David tennant?