#ask honk

[honkhonk-clowns]

any advice for people looking for resources before adopting their first clown? anything you think they should know?

Hello! Welcome to the clown husbandry community, friend! It can be difficult to find reliable resources, as there's a lot of opinions on the best ways to care for clowns. Just like any other animal, it's important to do a lot of research about things like diet, enclosure and enrichment for yourself-- making up your own mind about those things based on what you think is best. Tumblr is a great place to start, though! There's a lot of blogs (mine included, I would like to think) that offer a lot of help to current and prospective clown keepers.

That being said! My personal advice for new clown owners... I think I'll limit myself, lest this post be way too long (as I'm verbose and don't know when to shut up) to three points.

1-- Start with an easy breed! There's a lot of clown breeds with very specific and very intensive care requirements- such as, for example, a jester of any variety (speaking from experience haha). However, clown keeping doesn't have to be that difficult! For a beginner clown owner, I recommend a party clown or a mix that includes party. They have simpler enrichment needs (a pie, a horn and balloons should be more than enough), and don't require things like a haunted house, or a three-ring circus tent to make them happy! Most party clowns, especially birthday variety, are vibrantly colorful, funny, and live to make a frown a smile, making them the perfect choice for a first time owner.

2-- Clowns of all breeds need healthy, balanced diets! It may not look balanced to you and me, due to the amount of candy and sweets, but keep in mind that clowns are very different than humans! The more important thing I can think of off the top of my head is that specifically Candy Faery brand Candy floss is not real cotton candy! I've never had a clown have a good reaction to Candy Faery floss, despite its popularity, so stray away from it is my recommendation.

3-- My single most important piece of advice for new clown owners is to not get only one clown. Clowns of most varieties are very social (unless you're getting a scare clown, which you shouldn't be doing as a first time owner anyway imo), and in order for them to remain happy, their plumage to remain bright, and their acts to not grow stale, you should have at least two clowns, though three is better. Personally, I would consider keeping one clown alone to be extremely vile unless you can dedicate ALL of your time to them.

That's all! I hope you get some use out of this nonny! ☆♡

#clown husbandry #clown #clown breeds #clownblr #clown posting #clown tips #ask honk #who the honk are you? (anon ask)

[sirlanval]

Hello! Sorry to bother you, I just wanted to ask if you take commissions or if there are any klavdar prints left in your shop. Klavdar is one of my girlfriend's absolute OTPs, she loves your art ( me as well!) and I would like to get her something Klavdar-related for Christmas.

Hi! Thank you for your question. Unfortunately all of my ace attorney prints were taken down from my etsy store due to a false copyright strike that I can’t do anything about until the claim expires. I’m currently in the process of setting up a bigcartel store and I will be opening commissions within the next couple of weeks, but if you shoot me a dm I might be able to sort out sending a print to you before then since I have plenty of ace attorney prints left!

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[desitenya]

CONGRATS! You were the first person to reblog the Queen killing post at time stamp 1:32, when her death was announced!

You and these other names are responsible for the killing blow, and you specifically receive all her best loot!

Thank you brave champion!

LETS FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️

#everyone bow before me #goose honks #ask

[h0nkshroom]

gently places these in your hands and cartwheels away into the night

#IM THINKING #THE BRAIN HAS BEEN BRAINING #bams ramble stream tonight was actually super stimmulating and got me to crank out some bangers #I would love to give this AU a cool name but i really have no idea what to go with... #for now its just.. trambs... #AND I DECIDED MY LAMB WAS TOO SOFT HE NEEDS TO BE CHAOTIC AND UNHINGED TOO #anyways do with these what you will #feel free to send asks if there are any questions or statements :D #goodnight :3!!!!! #honk doodles #Trambs #cotl au #cotl #cotl lamb #cotl narinder #cult of the lamb #cotl fanart #cult of the lamb fanart

[defsiarte]

Since the anime dropped today I think it’s good to get it out there now that Izutsumi’s 17 btw. She’s a child. Almost all of the rest of the cast are adults though 👍🏾

#this adds further tragedy to her entire deal. crying and throwing up #ask me anything about the way the party act as her family. I have novels in my head about it #dungeon meshi #izutsumi #delicious in dungeon #izutsumi dungeon meshi #asebi dungeon Meshi #honking

[daily-grian]

HELLO for your aussie backyard birds: bin chicken <3

Someone tell pearl her weirdo pet escaped again >:(!

#mcyt #grian #hermitcraft #grian fanart #daily-grian #guest #ask #ccomilk #this is the cutest btw thank you for your submission!!! #for any non australians i would like to let you know these things make a honking goose noise btw

[clownmcgown]

Y/N nuzzling their nose against Sun and Moon's nose ? :) thank you

Nose nuzzles!!!!!!!

#Sundrop SB #Moondrop SB #Security Breach #FNaF #Sundrop x Reader #Moondrop x Reader #Five Nights at Freddy’s #FNaF SB #Five Nights at Freddy’s Security Breach #MyArt #Clownie honks #asks

[pomporri]

he's only pretending to sleep so you can carry him to bed

#stardew valley #sdv #sdv fanart #stardew fanart #stardew elliott #sdv elliott #elliot stardew valley #honk shoo mimimimi #honk shoo honk shoo #ask and you shall receive

[balloonboyismyson]

Who do you think is the silliest (besides sun and moon) character in sb?? :D

MONTY IS ALWAYS NUMBER ONE

#Clownie honks #asks #Monty Gator #Montgomery Gator #Security Breach #FNaF #Five Nights at Freddy's #FNaF SB #Five Nights at Freddy's Security Breach #MyArt #//Bro I am SO stupid I looked back up at my monitor and for some reason I was like WAIT DID I JUST DRAW MONTY and got super excited OTL #//Runner up would have to be Bonnie SPECIFICALLY bc he has a comedy routine so he HAS to be a sillay little jokester #scopophobia

[lesbaurinkos]

https://www.tumblr.com/copepods/746812034061090816/i-love-when-people-draw-2-characters-cuddling-and?source=share

this post as the boys........yeah...........

yeah………… yeah……………………………

#incredibly quick as im in class and all. but ooough………. Yeah #sorry for including The Bar. it’s essential tho. or whatever #anyway honk shooooo honk shooooooo #dnp #ask #phan

[honkhonk-clowns]

I've been a member of the Clown Husbandry community for some time. Currently owning a Rodeo myself. I haven't spoken of it much because my rescue Clown was once in an environment not meant for him and I'm worried if I post pictures people will accuse me of mistreating him (but he is so much better than when I first got him!!) But while I am an experienced clown handler, I'm not an expert on clowns as a whole or other various species of Entertainus and their kin.

Someone in my town moved in with a creature they call a Marionette, which displays many similar characteristics to the pierrot clown visually, while also resembling porcelain and teacup features. But most fascinatingly enough are the strings it drags around attached to its limbs and head. After some research it looks like these 'whiskers' are meant to attach to their mobile nests. I don't know too much of course... But I'm wondering if you know much more about these guys than I do so I can speak with my new neighbor about our beloved little fellas!

Aaa, Marionettes! While I've never met one in person, they're a dream pet for me! Good eye with spotting the similarities to pierrot clowns!

Marionettes are actually not clowns! However, they did evolve alongside them in france, and as a form of camoflauge, naturally mimicked the distinctive, distinguished, charming markings of a typical pierrot (Can you tell that they're some of my favorite clowns? I have a soft spot, what can I say.) This is because marionettes are prey animals, and clowns are far further up the food chain than they are! During evolution, it was advantageous for these clever little friends to appear like a much scarier, bigger creature, such as the clown!

Unlike clown husbandry, marionette husbandry is a rare and suffering art, though it's one filled with so much intrigue that I can't help myself from getting excited about. Modern marionettes have been bred to keep in line with their similarities to clowns! Many marionettes will look like slightly ill, or (because i can't think of a better word) misshapen clowns with those whiskers you noted, connected to their nest!

Most of the time, I think of the Marionette as an indoor pet- They're not very active on their own, and tend to a reserved personality. At night, they hang from their nests, with the strings taught- it doesn't actually matter if the marionette itself is on the ground or not, as long as it's nest is, and it's not in danger of it's strings being cut!

One more thing! As cute as it would be, Clowns and Marionettes should absolutely not be allowed to be around each other! As I mentioned before, Marionettes are reserved, shy, prey animals, and clowns will usually see the marionette as a snack rather than a new friend. No matter how docile you think your clown is, do NOT leave it alone with a marionette.

Thank you so much for sending me the ask! I'd love to see a pic of your rodeo rescue, if you ever want to show off.

#clown meme #clowncore #clown #clown husbandry #clown breeds #clown tips #clownblr #ask honk

[sirlanval]

Can I write a fic for your cowboy au because Im lowkey obsessed with it

yes of course! as long as you credit me and send me the finished fic that’s absolutely fine hehe

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[thewastelandlosers]

Wait we can request fallout stuff… can we see Jeremy and Edward Deegan interact? :) honk honk

Absolutely welcome to send in requests, my inbox is open <3

Once again Jeremy has struck fear into the commonwealths hearts! Whilst Deegan is confused why of all creatures, that is still around.

#but yes I am fully open for fallout requests ask ect anything Fallout related of course #Deegan does eventually get his cap back after a few empty threats of turning the bird into dinner and ignoring the snappy honking #Fallout 4 fanart #Fallout oc #Fallout Edward Deegan #Edward Deegan #Vault dweller oc #vaultie oc #fallout fanart #also answers do take a while cause i'm a slow artist who gets distracted by games a lot

[h0nkshroom]

Have you ever drawn other bishops? I know you did Narinder and Leshy but I don't recall ever seeing other guys in your art style

If you did could you pinpoint as to where so I can ✨ admire ✨ them

I've actually drawn Shamura before, as well as Leshy and Narinder!!

But just for you anon, here are my silly designs for these 4 <3

#HEKET AND KALLAMAR GAVE ME SO MUCH TROUBLE <3 #I LOVE THEM THOUGH #asks #anonymous #honk doodles #cotl #cult of the lamb #cotl shamura #cotl leshy #cotl kallamr #cotl heket #cult of the lamb shamura #cult of the lamb leshy #cult of the lamb kallamar #cult of the lamb heket

[pettyprocrastination]

us at konig

He's aware it looks silly to anybody who may catch you in such a position (and god help them if they do, könig is a man who values his privacy and that of his partner. being spies on is not something he would take lightly to) but he loves it. The first time it happened he already had you in his arms before you shook your head and began to shift, wriggling out of his grasp to crawl over him before settling back under the covers behind him. One leg thrown over his hip and arms around the small (if you could even call it that) of his waist.

"you always get to be the big spoon." your voice curled in his ear where your head was tucked into the crook of his neck. "it's my turn now."

he would never complain about such a thing

#könig x reader #könig x you #BIG BEARRRRR #also means you can wake him up with grabbing them tiddies honk honk #but yeah i imagine könig does not like people encoraching on his privacy especially with a partner #and if its done in a jeering way of 'haha look at this weirdo' while also speaking of YOU?? man rises to his full height dead faced #ready to break some bones #i also have some. spicier thoughts about bed time with this man but i shall tuck those away into a file cabinet #until somebody asks me to open up THAT manilla folder

[clownmcgown]

I know I've asked you for enough already, ignore me if annoyed haha.. but a chubby/fat woman like myself needs more..

How do Sun and Moon feel about a chubbier y/n? Do they comment about it? More hugs? ( look at certain assets in admiration?)

Thank you again 🖤

They really like the softness!!! To them it feels like holding a big stuffed animal!!!!

I do not think there is just one thing they would admire :o)))

#Clownie honks #asks #Sundrop #Moondrop #Sundrop x Reader #Moondrop x Reader #MyArt #//Not super into how I drew Moon- it is a work in progress (uo_u ) #request