#askin the real questions

[badly-drawn-doflamingo]

a real mystery

#askin the real questions #fr tho what did they do with it #kaidou #kaido #one piece #Wano #comic

[dearestdaffodils]

Would you do a fluff Bradley Bradshaw imagine where the other pilots try it give Bradley a hard time for being so in love with his girlfriend but he’s so unapologetic about it that it just doesn’t work? Bonus if his girlfriend happens upon them and overhears him

Yes omg I love this because I would literally cry if someone was so unapologetically in love with me

You and Rooster have only been dating for a few months and you very quickly learned that Rooster is not shy about his love. It’s one of the greatest lessons he learned from his parents; to be unapologetic in love.

The other pilots would tease him relentlessly for being “whipped” but he didn’t care. He knows for a fact that you have him wrapped around your finger but he still drops everything to be with you.

You can hear the loud voices from outside of the bar, immediately recognizing Rooster and Hangman’s voices.

“Dude, that’s the tenth time you’ve checked your phone in the last two minutes.” Hangman chuckles. “You’re so whipped you haven’t even played the piano.”

“Y/N always loves to hear me play the piano.” Rooster states almost innocently, causing the other pilots to roar with laughter. “Why is it such a bad thing that I love my girlfriend?” He frowns slightly.

“We know you love her, man.” Hangman smiles. “It’s not like you talk about it 24/7.” The group starts to laugh again, all except for Hangman quieting down as you enter the bar.

“Little lady!” Rooster cheers, practically launching himself across the bar to greet you. He plants a sloppy kiss on your cheek, tucking you into his side.

“Hey, big guy.” You smile, resting a hand on his chest as you walk with him. “What did I miss?”

“Just Hangman teasing me again.” He smiles sheepishly, rubbing your shoulder.

“He’s just jealous.” You laugh, gently pulling his head down to kiss him.

Rooster smiles, swinging you around to dip you. He leans in, gently pressing his lips to yours.

“Don’t you dare drop me, Bradley.” You smile against his lips, laughing.

“I would never, little lady.” He hums

#anon #nonnie #askin the real questions #aidia.txt #rooster bradshaw x reader #rooster bradshaw #bradley bradshaw #bradley bradshaw x reader

[mdzs-owns-my-ass-i-guess]

#mdzs #mo dao zu shi #original thots #mdzs polls #askin the real questions

[skxrbrand]

🤔 If Slaaneshi daemons have a horny aura and Khornates are opposite to them, does that mean Khornates have an anti-horny aura?

#thonkle.... #askin the real questions #ooc

[butmakeitgayblog]

Hiya from Melbourne! Melben, Melbin, depends on your accent but yea that’s how we socceroos say it. Anyway, do you know we don’t say flip flops but we say thongs instead?

I did know that but what I've never known is if flip flops are thongs then what are the underwear that goes up your ass called 🧐

#anon #askin the real questions #alycia already taught us budgy smuggler but that's not the same

[woundedheartwithin]

#yakuza #judgment #my screenshots #askin the real questions

[eggydev]

part of me thinks about going back/being active on that one furry site again bc they were the only people who ever commissioned me, but i keep fighting with the internal struggle of how much i don't really want to draw furries ):

like i know some of their designs can be cute and maybe that's all i'll have to deal with but aaughhdhfkla hmm..

#eggy posts #askin the real questions

[leefpot]

hey whose the hottest transformer (kinda time sensitive but don t stress it)

uhhdhdhh oh goodness id have to research, the only transformer i remember is the yellow bumblebee guy i think

#agsjdjfgj #askin the real questions

[marleemutt]

#we're askin the real questions only over here #polls #furry fandom

[urmumsstuff]

Drabble

Reader hummed as she sat with Wukong both enjoying some rice they had managed to procure for the group.

"What makes someone human, or demon outside of species" She asked suddenly as she nudged some veggies about. "Because demons aren't a thing where I am from not in the sense of species."

There was a strange silence that engulfed the group as the mulled over the question

"I have a niece and nephew both are called demons, they aren't they are human but because of how my sister raises them they are terrors" She pushed the rice about "but then there are demons here that are genuine and good. But demons as far as I know are not supposed to be good so my question is. What is the difference between them?"

"The question you are asking has no simple answer" tang answered "you are asking what makes one who they are"

"I am, that's exactly what I am asking tang. Pigsy is a lecherous pig demon, don't lie you are," She gave him a harsh look that cut him off "who tricked a woman into marriage with him, meaning you are intelligent and manipulative and cunning. He's like that greasy dude no one likes down the hall."

Flower looked into the flames of the fire watching on how they danced with no form the same as the last.

"Sandy is a water demon who ate his previous incarnations, but shows strength and an emotional understanding when it comes to day to day life. So he's an overly ambitious and aggressive guy."

"Wukong is" She looked at the monkey "a king who cares for his people, has a sadistic streak a mile wide but will defend what's his no matter the cost. Even if it puts him under a mountain"

"I am a soul given a solid form meaning while still limited by my worlds standards I am both stronger and weaker like this. I get stuck at times because of it, but does that make me any less human because of it?" She asked "I can feel my body, hear the story's my family tells me, sometimes I swear I can make my fingers twitch."

"Ao le is a horse but his only real sin is eating a horse and being a bratty teen"

"And yet dispite this if one didn't know the lack of humanity there is one would think you just had an unfortunate luck of the draw when it came to deciples. So again what makes someone human? Or demon, both are in the cycle, both try and reach their ambitions, more and more the lines blurr. So I ask what is the difference?"

The human woman asked the group pointedly setting her food down.

#for writing #reader askin the real questions here

[joyful-dusk-sys]

sewing classes?!?!??!?!

hey chat gen question would it be possible to make a clyde hoodie in time for halloween if i take sewing classes (i have no prior knowlage on sewing ) ive been looking forward to making a clyde themed hoodie for a while but i literally have no clue where to start

#did system #dreams of an insomniac #pastraspec #help #also would i need permission from the guy himself or could imake the hoodie im askin the real questions chat

[sass-squat]

Literally every single link that's ever linked carries so much gender they're all just so pretty I'm so jealous lol

#linked universe #lu sky #lu twilight #lu time #lu legend #lu four #lu warriors #lu wild #lu wind #lu hyrule #legend of zelda #loz link #askin the real questions here lol #I personally am torn between legend and four #but I aspire to have the same energy as time

[dearestdaffodils]

Can you do a bob x reader secret relationship and they get exposed? They’re both pilots too :)

Yes! I love that as a fandom we’ve all decided that Bob would keep his SO a secret. It lowkey makes my heart happy, idk why

You and Bob had been married for a year and a half now and no one had any idea.

It wasn’t that you and Bob didn’t want to tell people, if anything, you were itching to tell anyone. Both you and Bob agreed to keep your personal lives separate from your work lives.

But it was becoming increasingly difficult with Bob being unable to keep his hands off you.

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“Come on, darling.” Bob whispers, pulling you into an empty room. “Just a few kisses before you have to go.”

“Robby…” you sigh, laughing softly. “I have to be wheels up in five, I don’t have time to make out with you.”

He pouts, his glasses sliding down his nose. “You don’t want to kiss your husband goodbye?”

“I do.” You hum, gently pushing his glasses back into place before tracing your finger down his cheek. “But I don’t want to be caught. Someone could walk in.”

Bob whines softly, pulling you close and kissing you.

You smile, cupping his cheeks as you kiss him back.

The two of you are quickly interrupted by the door swinging open, banging against the wall. “What the hell-?” A chorus of voices say from the other side of the door.

You and Bob quickly separate, shyly stepping away from each other. “Hey guys…” you smile.

“You… and Bob…” Rooster says in shock, pointing between the two of you. “Kissing?!?”

Bob laughs, reaching for your hand. “Yeah. Am I not allowed to kiss my wife?”

The groups eyes nearly pop out of their heads at the news.

“WIFE?!?” Phoenix squeals. “And you didn’t tell me?!?”

“But you don’t wear rings…?” Hangman frowns in confusion.

Bob smiles, reaching under his flight suit to pull off his necklace, letting the two rings catch the light. He hands one to you, watching as you casually slide it on your finger.

Bob slides his ring on, kissing your head.

“I can’t believe this.” Rooster shakes his head. “You guys are having a second wedding just for us.”

#natasharomanoffisbaebby #askin the real questions #request train #robert bob floyd #bob floyd #bob floyd x reader #robert floyd x reader #robert floyd

[mdzs-owns-my-ass-i-guess]

How did Xue Yang not lose his mind meeting basically his lifetime idol, the founder of demonic cultivation, the Yiling Laozu, Wei Wuxian?

Mans even had the composure to blackmail WWX and everything

Like

How did he not fangirl

#mdzs #mo dao zu shi #original thots #askin the real questions

[fellomenking]

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... Do you ever wonder if Morgott ever gets dingleberries?

#{{outofomens}} #morgott the omen king #margit the fell omen #Kraken askin' the real questions here...!

[barry-no]

Come to think of it. If arcana is pure magic, does that mean Hush can eat demons.

#also what DOES arcana taste like #doc askin the real questions #redacted asmr #redacted hush