#assassins bootleg

[bumblingest-bee]

one very specific moment i love in 2004 assassins is during the ballad of guiteau after "and now he's my lawyer, so do what you dare" the balladeer looks over at guiteau and NPH is fighting so hard not to break during the next line because denis o'hare is doing what can only be described as this

#bee posts nonsense #it happens in both bootlegs but you can only see what he's laughing at in one of them and it's so fucking funny #assassins musical #theatre

[drop-the-curtain-123]

murayoshi date at the funfair <3

Doing fanart + content of Muramatsu x Yoshida because it never got widespread visibility during Assassination Classroom popularity peak </3

#assassination classroom #ansatsu kyoushitsu #yoshida taisei #taisei yoshida #takuya muramatsu #muramatsu takuya #murayoshi #村吉 murayoshi #村吉 is how murayoshi would be written in japanese #彼氏 means boyfriend #taisei would 100% infodump about the machinery and the rides and the mechanics of it all and takuya would listen <3 #in exchange yoshida would stop muramatsu from being enraged by capricious claw or vending machines. #“it's ok dude we can do without the bootleg plushie” #can you tell i wanted it to be very unambiguous about the romantic nature. they are boyfriends. they love eachother. as romantic partners. #they deserve cheesy fanarts and cutesy aesthetics and- #TLDR i love them. the 8th graders/3rd years of All Time.

[riddled-forensic]

Why is my classmate having a Bluely themed birthday party… No judgement…. Okay… maybe slight judgement… This is the same classmate that really wants me to read the lesbian romance book she wrote (and its screenplay and in character QnA)

#I only read like 2 chapters of the book #The main character is very obviously a self insert #This is the same girl that looked at me like I was crazy when I was talking about my Assassins bootleg struggle #My Life <3 #<- fun new tag

[necklesslapras]

Day 23

Lugiaaaahhh

#lugia has been assassinated #right to the back of the head #will be joining Wobbuffet on the corpse pile #lugia #pokemon #bootleg #mini #advent

[silverspleen]

I want to redevelop my ancient spartan OC, now that I have a minor case of Halo brainpoison again, but I really liked his dynamic with another character (an AI he was harboring for a little bit) but this was a now-defunct online RP in high school on a website I believe no longer exists, and I have no idea how to find the original player and ask them if I can make a bootleg version of their character for my own person amusement, because just doing it seems rude as fuck.

#The Dragoon Diaries #I could just like.... not include the AI I guess but I liked him aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaugh #original character #Halo #for reference I have been out of high school for almost 20 years #I may do it anyway though #idk #this has been tormenting me for literal years #I have actually asked other people who were in the RP if they remember who played him #and no one can rememebr #and I saved some of the text from the RP but I don't think I saved who played the AI #who himself was just....... Altair from Assassin's Creed but an AI #bootleg of a bootleg #I can at least make pics of my spartan though

[barks-goes-meow]

Looking for: (audio or video)

Bonnie and Clyde 2017 London cast featuring Evelyn Hoskins.

Spring Awakening original London cast 2009 featuring Evelyn Hoskins

Assassins featuring Evelyn Hoskins

Literally anything involving Evelyn Hoskins

I have to trade:

Various Waitress 2022 tour audios, several covers including Aimee Fisher/Olivia Mitchell as Jenna and Aimee Fisher as Dawn.

Waitress tour video boot (amazing quality) from 05/07/22 (?) with Chelsea Halfpenny as Jenna and David Hunter as Dr Pomatter

Waitress tour video boot (unknown date) with Lucie Jones as Jenna and Matt Willis as Dr Pomatter

Various Frozen London audios including Samantha Barks as Elsa, Laura Emmitt as Elsa (2nd cover)

Cabaret audio with Aimee Lou Wood and John McCrea

Gypsy audio with Rebecca Thornhill and Evelyn Hoskins

The Bodyguard audio with Melody Thornton as Rachel

The Bodyguard audio with Emily Mae Walker as Rachel (1st cover)

42 Balloons audio from Vaudeville concerts

#bootleg #boot #musical #musical theatre #Evelyn Hoskins #Evie Hoskins #Chelsea halfpenny #David hunter #waitress #waitressuk #spring awakening #assassins #Hoskins #Evie #Evelyn #EvelynHoskins #eviehoskins #waitress tour #waitress uk tour #London #west end #Broadway #theatre #audio #master list #slime #slime tutorial #slimetutorial #Bonnie and Clyde #bonnieandclyde

[jesperr-fahey]

this is a long shot maybe but. does anyone have a bootleg of the assassins cast with Ethan Slater. I want to see it so badly,,

#assassins #assassins musical #Ethan Slater #Broadway #Broadway bootleg #Bootleg request #pls I want it so badly

[farlydatau]

Steph Curry Shirt | Basketball Vintage Retro Baby-Faced Assassin Tshirt | Stephen Curry NBA 90s Bootleg Graphic Tee | Gift For Curry Fan

#steph curry fan #steph curry shirt #steph curry kids tee #steph curry 30 #steph curry #limited edition tshirt #limited edition tee #exclusive tshirt #vintage #vintage bootleg #bootleg tshirt #bootleg #retro #gift #gift ideas #gifts #bestgift #tshirt #baby-faced assassin

[winterfieldfrontiers]

When Ubisoft let Bootlegs shipped Ubi IP.

THE CREW X FARCRY - Alex Taylor x Dolph Laserhawk

Assassin's Creed x Rayman - Bullfrog x Rayman

Splinter Cell X Watch Dogs - Sam x Marcus

#captain laserhawk #captain laserhawk spoilers #rayman #Bullfrog #dolph laserhawk #alex taylor #sam fisher #marcus holloway #splinter cell #watch dogs #the crew #assassin's creed #ubisoft

[bumblingest-bee]

whats the best Assassins recording?

oooohooohoo BOY that is a question!! thank you very much for asking i will NEVER pass up a chance to talk about assassins.

imo it's difficult to compare them - i have a different favorite version for each song - because they all have strengths in different areas and it depends what you prefer. the 1990 off-broadway recording has great orchestrations and an utterly incredible cast. the 2004 broadway recording is probably the definitive full version (it's the show in sondheim's finished incarnation of it with "something just broke" and the balladeer double casting) 2021 has more stripped-down, intimate orchestrations and a few really good voices that make the whole thing worthwhile. (i listen to 2021 just bc steven pasquale is my favorite booth by far lmao)

all things considered i'd say the original 1990 off-broadway cast recording is the best overall, while 2004 is the most complete (and still really really good) but it all depends what you're looking for

#hot take but i think the real best version is the 2017 encores concert but that didn't get an album so i just put the bootleg on loop #theatre #assassins musical #bee posts nonsense #ask

[lesamis]

1810s dashboard but it's niche drama

💛 heartofanna Following

imagine cancelling someone for saying war is bad

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#didn't expect better from w*rdsworth but some people i rly thought i could count on…… #anyway we will live to see this empire fall. can't stop history lol (via @heartofanna)

speaking as someone who was press ganged at the age of 17 to serve in his majesty's royal navy i couldn't be more grateful for your poem. young men like me are cannon fodder and you spoke for so many of us. fuck napoleon but fuck parliament even more.

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stable forgiving virtuous flourishing in my lane definitely not buying poison moisturized unbothered never been better

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me when i lie

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Settling this once and for all. What does the public actually think about the Parthenon marbles debate:

🦉 realminerva Follow

lol i know it’s you lord elgin

🦉 realminerva Follow

like we joke and all but fully aside from the fact that removing the sculptures from greek soil was vulturine and opportunistic etc, it’s really just the tip of a frankly gigantic mountain of imperialist bullshit. let’s not pretend we haven’t been brutally killing hundreds who resisted oppression in india, LITERALLY BOMBED A NEUTRAL EUROPEAN CAPITAL, and embarrassed ourselves in the charge against napoleon for years now. pathetic ass empire & evil as hell to boot. @mynoseisfine the greeks who carved your marbles millennia ago would kick your tory ass so hard

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how do i still keep seeing thomas chatterton's final post being reblogged, wtf is wrong with you freaks??? he was seventeen it was tragic and horrible and happened ages ago. he was a kid just let him rest

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🍎 masque-off Following

callout post for @castleyeah @lordsidmouth @officialcoe @parliamentofficial: they oppress, murder and famish the british working people & also suck majorly

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sour cuz you’re unfit to have custody of your own kids huh

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proud to be the dad of a newborn who could already rend your pudding spine asunder with a mere glance

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finished this today 😊

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why is it always “you’re risking your life and legacy & will get yourself killed before the age of five and twenty” and never how was swimming the hellespont the hellespont looked fun was it fun

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ohhh my god you swam the hellespont five years ago?? wooow should we tell everyone?? should we throw a party?? should we invite famous hero of greek myth leander who swam the hellespont

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@loved-joanna look we never had any beef & don’t have to start this now. it’s cool that you’re sticking up for my ex, you guys were friends first, but just know that i’ve always trusted your opinion on my work & genuinely respect and admire you & would still be up for a collab whenever.

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yea sure why don’t your lips collab with my ass

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on it boss

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#literally call me. down if you are

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sorry is it me or is the assassin who stabbed german bootleg wordsworth kinda…… 🥵

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JOHN KEATS????????

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#i'm p sure this is the author of lamia thirstposting on main??? help

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romanticism this romanticism that why don’t you romanticise universal suffrage and rights for labouring people

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anyone else in jail for seditious libel

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lmao i'm one of the “anyone else”s and i know you’re enjoying family visits and apparently some kind of cushy armchair situation, plus tons of books. try being in here as a spencean dude they won’t even let me learn how to write. worst of all some evangelical came by yesterday just to proselytize & put me “on the right path” fml

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y'all i don't feel so good :/

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#if you use dark mode...........rip i guess #this was the most fun i've had writing anything in so long. also. if you see the timeline not check out no you don't #(wedderburn was only imprisoned in the 1820s i think & the lamia volume was also published in 1820) #(also up to you whether he's responding to henry or leigh hunt. it's the 1810s everyone's in jail esp if they're a hunt) #romanticism #and just to be sure. #long post

[teecupangel]

For your consideration: mongoose!Desmond. They're small, cute, stealthy, and fully down to throw hands qiwth a lion if need be. Hides in the hood of whichever Assassin he's accompanying at the time and jump out for attack at the most unexpected moment. Alternatively, Altair gets reincarnated in modern time as Desmond's mongoose, and just takes down the whole Abstergo facility when they dare to kidnap Desmond.

It was illegal to keep a mongoose as a pet in the United States.

That was one of the few laws that Desmond knew he was deliberately breaking.

It wasn’t like he had planned to do it from the start.

It had been a strangely freezing morning. Desmond was walking back to his apartment after a grueling 2 hours overtime that he was sure his boss wouldn’t include in his paycheck, citing some shit like “it’s because you’re too damn pretty that those drunks tried to beat each other up for your ass, Derek.” and tell him that it’s only right that he be the one to clean up the mess those two had done after hearing last call.

If he didn’t knew that his boss had the sex drive of a corpse and liked the company of dogs more than people, he would have considered his words as sexual harassment instead of the usual way his boss spoke.

But Desmond knew him long enough and has already made plans to be 2 hours late for his next shift. He’s going to tell his boss that “you don’t need to pay me for my 2 hours overtime since I deducted it from this shift” and his boss wouldn’t have the grounds to dock his pay.

Yes.

It was the ‘perfect’ revenge for his stingy rude boss.

Desmond had just rounded the corner that would lead to the back of his apartment, preferring to enter through the back than the front due to both the stairs being nearer there and also because the back door was less conspicuous.

Years away from the Farm and he still held the paranoia trained into him.

God, he was pathetic.

At that moment, Desmond looked up as he sighed.

And got smacked by some kind of falling fur.

He named the mongoose Altaïr.

To be more exact… the mongoose named himself, using the letter magnets Desmond placed on his small ref. There was only one ‘A’ so the mongoose had to drag the ‘A’ at the start of the name to the empty space between T and I repeatedly. He even went as far as use the ‘:’ magnet to form those two dots above the ‘I’.

Desmond had to look up on his phone how to properly pronounce his name.

Desmond had never had a pet nor did he even know that Altaïr was a mongoose.

He had assumed that Altaïr was some kind of really intelligent pet that someone in his apartment stole from some rich family or something. (No one in this apartment complex would have the money to buy an intelligent pet like Altaïr)

He tried to ask Altaïr who his masters are or if we can remember where he was taken from.

The bland unimpressed look Altaïr gave him made Desmond realize two things:

(1) he was being stupid asking a complicated question to Altaïr regardless of how smart he was and

(2) Altaïr was an asshole

That was fine by Desmond to be perfectly honest.

Altaïr stayed in his apartment and did his own hunting for food. He seemed to only slip inside the small opening on the window that Desmond purposely left for him whenever he wanted to relax or… use Desmond’s computer.

… not that Desmond saw Altaïr use it.

He just had a feeling that Altaïr was using his old wheezing whenever it was turned on laptop that he got for cheap from his bootlegged DVD dealer at the back of the nearest Seven Eleven from his apartment.

Desmond could probably check if Altaïr was truly using it by checking the browser history or something but…

Ignorance was bliss.

Desmond really didn’t want to find out just how scarily smart Altaïr was and suffer the consequences.

So really…

When the power was cut in the Abstergo facility where he was being held, he didn’t immediately think of Altaïr.

Honestly, he had this weird feeling that his ‘roommate’ Altaïr might be his ancestor Altaïr but that was crazy talk.

So he ignored that gut feeling.

Then Vidic got a call from someone who told him that someone had locked down the security room AND all the exits.

Then everything went silent.

He was still strapped in the Animus. He didn’t even know that the Animus had cuffs that could slide around his wrists and ankles (and fucking neck, what the fuck, Vidic) until Vidic pushed something in the Animus itself the moment the blackout happened and Desmond was still groggy from being forcibly kicked out of the Animus.

He heard Lucy whisper that someone was using the emergency sleeping gas and it was spreading throughout the facility.

Desmond was just going “???” because who the fuck added sleeping gas in their goddamn building as an ‘emergency’???

Then…

The laptop on Vidic’s station started making this beeping sound and Vidic walked towards it.

He had a moment to say that someone had taken over their computers (Desmond thought they were having a blackout??? What the ever living fuck was happening???) before the computer exploded and the shards from his monitor hit Vidic on the face and neck.

Desmond wasn’t sure if it was life threatening or not but Lucy was panicking as she rushed towards him.

And Desmond heard the soft sound of something creaking. He looked at where the sound came from and noticed the vent on the floor was now open.

And Altaïr the freakishly intelligent mongoose quietly scampered towards the Animus, looking over Desmond for a moment before scuttling towards the section of the Animus where-

The cuffs keeping Desmond still slid off and Desmond sat up.

They both stared at each other.

And Desmond finally sighed as he admitted, “Okay… you’re no ordinary animal, are you?”

Altaïr gave him the same bland unimpressed expression he had given him all those years ago.

And Desmond realized that it looked exactly how his ancestor would look whenever he heard something stupid from one of the novices.

Well…

Shit.

#if you gave me the option to make a mongoose altaïr #i will take it nonny XD #the derek is not a typo #as usual of my pre-canon desmond ideas #his go to fake name is derek milton #assassin's creed #ask and answer #teecup writes/has a plot #fic idea: assassin's creed #desmond miles #altaïr ibn la'ahad

[blue-gem-overlord]

Hello, you sinners of Tumblr(or whatever this app is).

My name isn’t important, but I’m known as Jewel for the meantime. Use she/her and they/them pronouns so BE respectful or you’ll end up like those FOOLS

(Translate: Hello, you sinners of Tumblr(or whatever this app is). My name isn’t important, but I’m known as Jewel for the meantime. Use she/her and they/them pronouns so BE respectful or you’ll end up like those FOOLS)

My Princ-Charlie Morningstar(taking over her account for a while) - @charlie-morningstar666

Her stupid ass father, king of hell - @king--of--ducks

(Ooc:They’re part of the lore and yes I asked their permission-)

The ROTTEN Princess stealer/Charlie’s Angel pet - @the-moth-ex-angel

My Helper in Secret - @striker-bootleg-william-afton

Creepy Duck Sinner - @ducky-loyal-servant-of-lucifer

Some Skeleton Bitch - @dustsansm1

(Ooc:This character is mine and everyone else in this belong to Vizie. This is just for fun and drama. The art at the top belong to me. This character is cruel and mean so get ready for some mean response, but remember it’s JUST the character. I don’t intend to harm or hurt anyone at all. Also same mod who plays Charlie and Vaggie-)

(This is what Jewel look like and a few things about her-if you WANT to redesign them. PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF DUCKS!! Ask permission first and then credit me(by tagging me). Don’t be jerks)

(Fanart made by @sockmanduckman . It’s so beautiful I wanna cry-)

(Another beautiful art, but this time by @lilith--morningst4r . It’s too goddamn beautiful)

(Another amazing art from @vox-tv-demon mod. Y’all making me cry)

Lore

Chapter 1

Part 1 - The Phone Call(rp with @king--of--ducks )

Part 2 - The Holy Weapon(Rp with @striker-bootleg-william-afton and yes, I asked their permission )

Part 3 -The Warning(rp with @dustsansm1 and yes I asked their permission)

Part 4 - The Meet-Up(rp with @striker-bootleg-william-afton )

Part 5 - The Reunion(rp by myself-it’s lonely and weird, but the show must go on)

Part 6 -Triggers(rp with @ducky-loyal-servant-of-lucifer )

Part 7 - A little Chat (rp by myself-yay)

Part 8 -Suspicious(Rp with @dustsansm1 )

Part 9 -Meeting an Ex’s father(rp with @king--of--ducks and MAN-it got angst)

Part 10 - More Than Anything(rp with @king--of--ducks )

Rest of chapter 1 is in @the-exes-lore ‘s pin post

[tainbocuailnge]

Oh sorry, I meant fake Assassin. Specifically about how he's not even technically real and instead a stand in for someone that probably didn't exist. Is that normally possible or was that because the fuyuki grail was tainted? And why was it that he was summoned by caster specifically? Thanks again

"normally impossible" is always a classic in fate. im not completely sure without rereading but i think it was that what makes him a weird outlier wasn't even necessarily the shakiness of sasaki kojirou's existence in history (mythological and fictional characters were already established as servant candidates and the figure of sasaki kojirou would qualify for that moniker regardless of whether he actually existed), it's that he's a servant without a noble phantasm.

it's technically because the grail was tainted but in a bit of a roundabout way, because the grail being tainted is what allowed for the summoning of anti-heroes, which lead to summoning someone like caster who would try to hijack the system and summon her own servant, which leads to her summoning someone incompletely qualified to be a servant (for lack of a noble phantasm) because she's incompletely qualified to be a master (for lack of a physical body). it's specifically him because it's a bootleg ritual that ended up using the surrounding area as catalyst, and this particular iteration of kojirou just happened to visit it in his life.

it's also sasaki kojirou because they needed a character to highlight the way the people in saber's life didn't care that she wasn't even a man as long as she adequately performed the actions expected of "king arthur" and the irl confusing and contradictory records regarding sasaki kojirou's life and existence make him a good fit for that job in the story, which is how they ended up at "anyone who masters the tsubame gaeshi becomes eligible to be summoned as sasaki kojirou even if the individual's lived experience doesn't match the records"

#lemon longer #king of asks

[rhodeybugg]

So I was browsing shady websites/bootleg merch to try to destim myself from the teaser/future of certain ships/Excitement from writing future BTD chapters (and also trying to lull myself to sleep because my head hurts and my eyes cant focus because of allergies)

And

Ah, yes. My totally official Serial Designation væ plushie from the hit show UNCONVENTIONAL ASSASSIN.

Also @angry-moon-delusion I found this creature on temu

#murder drones #artiblogging #wheezes #arti's bullshit rambles

[hey-hamlet]

I am so incredibly in love with your let's kill sensei au, assasination classroom was one of my first animes I watched bootlegged on youtube and it will always have a special place in my heart. Since you wittled down the class size, do you have any plans for the rest of the gen ed kids? Making them other ua kids, oc's or maybe snatching some from the original assclass show?

Ah thank you!! I watched it when I was like 14-16 and remembered loving it - I've just finished season 1 and its so much stranger than I remember,,, still very funny though!

I tragically have an internal rule that yells at me to keep my AUs AUs and crossovers crossovers, so no assassination classroom students. I'm throwing in the only 2 other canon first year gen ed students, some other UA students and some OCs to fill out the roster so we have:

Midoriya Izuku

Uraraka Ochako

Shinsou Hitoshi

Kuroiro Shihai (the 1B student - he failed the entrance exam in this AU)

Togeike Chikuchi (canon gen ed student - girl - no official quirk - quirk: paper manipulation)

Agoyamato Tsutsutaka (canon gen ed student - boy - no official quirk - quirk: drill hair)

Furasu Maina (canon 1H support student - she tried for heroics in this AU - no canon quirk - quirk: polarity)

Ito Hikari (canon student 1C - girl - no official name/quirk - quirk: optic fibre hair!)

Hai Kaze (canon 1C student - boy - no official name/quirk - quirk: big lungs

Kuzu Ono (oc - boy - quirk: plant body)

Kesshou Beni (oc - nb - quirk: crystalline)

Hane Tsuki (oc - girl - quirk: moth wing)

Yoku Kiteku (oc (appears briefly - unnamed- in an old fic of mine) - girl - quirk: gossip)

I love everyone on this list - even the silly BG characters that have no lines.

#asks #bnha au #lets kill sensei au #furasu my beloved background character #u show up for like 2 seconds but i've bonded to u #i had to comb through the manga to find other canon 1C students #but given they dont have names or quirk. i probably could have just invented more ocs. hh. oh well.