WHAT TIME IS IT? showtime time for me to take part in trends for once
25 notes and i'll clean my computer (DUSTY)
50 notes and i'll finish my cardboard craft project
100 notes and i'll sell some of my old things that are lying around
150 notes and i'll do all of my holiday homework
200 notes and i'll finish wallpapering my room
300 notes and i'll study more maths next school term
400 notes and i'll repair the furniture in my room
500 notes and i'll try to pass all my sacs (fuck test conditions)
youre never gonna get these
1000 notes and i won't sh for a month
2000 notes and i'll eat breakfast AND lunch every day for a week (please no)
and just for shits and giggles
3000 notes and i'll buy another BLÅHAJ
6969 notes and i'll be horny on main (one post and one post only) (not worth it)
10000 notes and i'll get retested for autism
EDIT: no spamming pleas LOOKIN AT YOU US NAVY
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I would love to live in a world where Prospit and Derse are Australian slang
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Are you feeling like shit? Too sick too cook? Too poor for doordash? Well we have the solution.
Eat four entire sausage rolls from the freezer. You surely will not feel worse. I did it, and I'm still alive. Four entire sausage rolls, you won't regret it!
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made an absolutely rookie move & now my legs & one (1) elbow are Covered in mozzie bites. pls kill me
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I wanna put on my big heavy hiking boots and stomp around in the Australian rainforests that I live near, having adventures, meeting satin bowerbirds, getting leeches, pulling/salting leeches off, smelling the rich dark dirt, listening to the birdsong and the waterfalls trickle, breathing in the cool crisp rainforest air. It's my home. It's where I belong.
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haters hate me for my
what was that
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Stickers for Aussie
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sorry for aussieposting but I just need to get off my chest just how fucking uncanny and terrifying the characters on this show were as a kid
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Mine now
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this is all of u at 4am on AO3 instead of doing your damn papers
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G'DAY EVERYONE
HOW ARE WE ALL DOING ON THIS FINE AUTUMN MORNING
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What's vegemite and what does it taste like
(not my photo)
its like. a savoury spread for bread n shit! usually have it on sandwiches by itself sometimes with butter or cheese or avocado. good shit
the taste is. its hard to explain but its A Lot. the best description i can find online is 'it can best be described as having a salty taste with a subtle bitterness. The umami flavor may remind some of an intense soy sauce." which. yeah
if you ever get the chance to eat it just do a light scraping of it on bread (like in the picture) please for the love of god dont just eat a spoonful i see so many people do that when they first try it. like yeah i can just eat a whole ass spoonful of it but thats because ive been eating this shit for years you *cannot* do that to yourself first try
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All orders are currently up to date and everything has shipped. Aussie post however is having issues with tracking. Please allow a few days for your orders to show in the system. They have left but there are issues with tracking. Also please check your spam or junk for a tracking number if you haven’t received one. And finally don’t forget there are big delays with shipping atm due to Covid. You need to allow much longer for parcels to arrive as some are being sent interstate for sorting. #aussiepost #parcels #orders #candles https://www.instagram.com/p/CEYdBZoHdzd/?igshid=1rgmh1x1urnsm
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Ain’t gonna miss aussieposting anymore. I can finally enjoy my anger
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S3E26 - New York Attack, or ‘Where The Hell Is Uzbekistan?’
This week the pair take a look at the New York attacks, the US diversity visa program, the furore over ‘It’s Okay to Be White’ posters, The Guardian's exciting expose on how Russia made the sorts of people who read the Guardian lose the referendum, Saudi Arabian political manoeuvring and some aussieposting to finish.
LINKS:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l6tSqGCfoCI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jI3v6AMDkBs
https://news.vice.com/story/white-nationalist-posters-are-popping-up-on-canadian-university-campuses
https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/post-nation/wp/2017/11/03/its-okay-to-be-white-signs-and-stickers-appear-on-campuses-and-streets-across-the-country/?utm_term=.00b3956dfd82
https://stv.tv/news/uk/1401484-unexploded-second-world-war-bomb-confirmed-to-be-huge-courgette/
https://www.theguardian.com/politics/2017/nov/04/brexit-ministers-spy-russia-uk-brexit
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r9DWep5G4BY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nt0NcaxmGHo
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