#babygirl bracket propaganda

[bibuckbuckley]

propaganda: in my humble opinion, dean winchester is much more of a poor little meow meow than a babygirl. chimney though? that’s pure babygirl. so much babygirl. babygirl through the roof!!

Vote for Chimney!

#chimney han #babygirlbracket #babygirl bracket propaganda

[disney-afternooniverse]

and if you too are alone on a friday night (or whenever you're reading this), you should go vote for discord here as part of @grim-vs-lizard 's bracket 😏

#discord #discord mlp #mlp discord #mlp fim #my little pony #lizart #babygirl bracket #<- i'm one of the mods of this and yes i am reposting old art cause i NEED discord to win #he is my favorite character of all time <3 #i am being driven to propaganda fgdhsbbd

[verycharismaticdragon]

Okay, I promised a writeup of Luo Binghe voter fraud meme, and as Luo Binghe is currently in the finals of the poll this happened on, I figure now's a good time.

So! It all started when Luo Binghe, our beloved half-demon child, was submitted to @/hybrid-battle tournament - or rather, as it was called at the time, @half-being-battle. He won his first poll easily enough, but round 2 was a close battle where he and his opponent, Shantae from eponymous game, took the lead from one another a few times.

In the last ~12 hours, Binghe was losing slightly after a popular blog rb'd the poll with a call to vote for Shantae. However, SVSSS fandom caught this in time and passed the poll around some more. The poll ended with Luo Binghe winning with 51% of votes - or, as simple calculation will reveal, 14 votes lead.

We breathed out a collective sigh of relief, but too soon - as half a day later, someone sent this ask:

(x)

Initially the pollrunner wasn't intending to do anything about it, but then someone suggested a teamup option, and the poll for the option was made (x). It was rb'd by some SVSSS fans with the general sentiment of 'free our boy he did nothing wrong', but didn't gain real traction until:

@gaywarcriminals reblogged it with a small rant in Binghe's defense

@piosplayhouse rb'd said rant with addition of the image from vol.3 cover, of Shen Qingqiu holding Luo Binghe's hand, edited to look like SQQ is the one saying the text above.

This version of the post was circulated in fandom overnight, leading to 'Luo Binghe moves on alone' option winning by a large margin - and, ofc, to the birth of "Luo Binghe voter fraud" meme.

Though aside from this particular post being funny, there was another factor contributing to the meme catching on: how damn in-character it all was. The following sentiments were all repeated more than once in the post's notes:

Luo Binghe getting accused of crimes he didn't commit? Omg just like in canon!

Shen Yuan would absolutely buy bots to get his most beloved blorbo to win an internet poll.

It's just Luo Binghe's protagonist halo!

All of which made the situation fucking hilarious.

Then, the next day, tumblr user verycharismaticdragon (whoever they might be 😉) made some fanart about it, which possibly aided the spread of the meme too.

Also, SVSSS fandom surprised the mod with our chillness 😅

(x)

Since then, Binghe has been going strong in that poll - and now, he's in the finals! So make sure to vote for him; as we all know now, the real voter fraud is the friends we made along the way. And I do recommend checking Luo Binghe's tag on the poll for some fun propaganda we've been making, including a family tree by Pio and some more art by yours truly <3

But wait! There was also another layer to the voter fraud iceberg. The tl;dr:

At about the same time Luo Binghe vs Shantae ended, Hua Cheng was losing in round 1 of @/the-ghost-bracket, with something like 39% of votes to his name. In a desperate move, I linked his poll under my bingqiu voter fraud art, which gave him a boost to get close to a tie, but didnt flip the poll. The next day, I was explaining the LBH voter fraud meme to my friends, and mentioned Hua Cheng's poll too - which was when inspiration struck me, resulting in...

this post. [ID: art of Xie Lian with a wooden board which reads "Puqi shrine accepting donations in the form of votes for Hua Cheng in the ghost bracket", captioned "please help dianxia, he doesn't have the money for voter fraud"] Which gave the poll enough visibility for Hua Cheng to win with over 62% of votes in the end. (The link in the post is currently changed to round 2 poll, which HC was also initially losing. Srsly besties we gotta follow the tourneys to get our babygirls to win!)

So: LBH voter fraud meme had even helped little bro Huahua out.

And thats about it! Since then, the scum villain fandom has been joking about voter fraud on all of our polls 😂

(Aaaand the last reminder to vote Bingbing in the finals. His opponent has been gaining lately and I think we shouldn't leave it to the protagonist halo this time.)

#if i missed some important Moment lmk #luo binghe #svsss #scum villain's self saving system #scum villain's self-saving system

[hotvintagepoll]

Propaganda

Loretta Young (The Farmer’s Daughter, The Stranger, Love is News)— Her cheekbones!! Her lips!! Her big eyes and small nose and not quite classical features!! The planes of her face hypnotize me and her smile clears my mind of anything else. She’s an interesting beauty, not a standard one, almost in a Mads Mikkelsen type way (I repeat: cheekbones). Also I’m begging people to watch The Farmer’s Daughter, a charming rom com where my babygirl Joseph Cotten falls through the ice while skating because he got distracted by how pretty she was, and where Loretta puts on a 40s-bad Swedish accent and runs for Congress! Girlboss!

Marlene Dietrich (Shanghai Express, Witness for the Prosecution, Morocco)—its marlene dietrich!!!! queer legend, easily the hottest person to ever wear a tuxedo, that hot hot voice, those glamorous glamorous movies.... most famously she starred in a string of movies directed by josef von sternberg throughout the 1930s, beginning with the blue angel which catapulted her to stardom in the role of the cabaret singer lola lola. known for his exquisite eye for lighting, texture, imagery, von sternberg devoted himself over the course of their collaborations to acquiring exceptional skill at photographing dietrich herself in particular, a worthy direction in which to expend effort im sure we can all agree. she collaborated with many other great directors of the era as well, including rouben mamoulian (song of songs), frank borzage (desire), ernst lubitsch (angel), fritz lang (rancho notorious), and billy wilder (witness for the prosecution). the encyclopedia britannica entry im looking at while compiling this propaganda describes her as having an “aura of sophistication and languid sexuality” which✔️💯. born marie magdalene dietrich, she combined her first and middle names to coin the moniker “marlene”. she was a trendsetter in her incorporation of trousers, suits, and menswear into her wardrobe and her androgynous allure was often remarked upon. critic kenneth tynan wrote, “She has sex, but no particular gender. She has the bearing of a man; the characters she plays love power and wear trousers. Her masculinity appeals to women and her sexuality to men.” in the 1920s she enjoyed the vibrant queer nightlife of weimar berlin, visiting gay bars and drag balls, and in hollywood her love affairs with men and women were an open secret. she was an ardent opponent of nazi germany, refusing lucrative contacts offered her to make films there, raising money with billy wilder to help jews and dissidents escape, and undertaking extensive USO tours to entertain soldiers with an act that included her a playing musical saw and doing a mindreading routine she learned from orson welles. starting in the 50s and continuing into the mid-70s she worked largely as a cabaret artist touring the world to large audiences, employing burt bacharach as her musical arranger.

This is round 2 of the tournament. All other polls in this bracket can be found here. Please reblog with further support of your beloved hot sexy vintage woman.

[additional propaganda submitted under the cut.]

Loretta Young:

[additional propaganda submitted under the cut.]

"ms dietrich....ms dietrich pls.....sit on my face"

"First of all, there are those publicity photos of her in a tux. Second of all, I have never been the same since knowing that she sent copies of those photos to her Berlin lovers signed "Daddy Marlene." Not only is she hot in all circumstances, but she can do everything from earthy to ice queen. Also, she kept getting sexy romantic lead parts in Hollywood after the age of 40, which would be rare even now. She hated Nazis, loved her friends, and had a sapphic social circle in Hollywood. She also had cheekbones that could cut glass and a voice that could melt you."

Bisexual icon, super hot when dressed both masculine and feminine, lived up her life in the queer Berlin scene of the 1920s, central to the 'sewing circle' of the secret sapphic actresses of Old Hollywood, refused lucrative offers by the Nazis and helped Jews and others under persecution to escape Nazi Germany, the love of my life

Her GENDER her looks her voice her everything

“In her films and record-breaking cabaret performances, Miss Dietrich artfully projected cool sophistication, self-mockery and infinite experience. Her sexuality was audacious, her wit was insolent and her manner was ageless. With a world-weary charm and a diaphanous gown showing off her celebrated legs, she was the quintessential cabaret entertainer of Weimar-era Germany.”

"The bar scene in Morocco awoke something in me and ultimately changed my gender"

"Her manner, the critic Kenneth Tynan wrote, was that of ‘a serpentine lasso whereby her voice casually winds itself around our most vulnerable fantasies.’ Her friend Maurice Chevalier said: ‘Dietrich is something that never existed before and may never exist again.’”

"Songstress, photographer, fashion icon, out bisexual phenom (notoriously stole Lupe Velez and Joan Crawford's men, and Errol Flynn's wife, had a torrid affair with Greta Garbo that ended in a 60-year feud, other notable conquests including Erich Maria Remarque -yes, the guy who wrote All Quiet on the Western Front- Douglas Fairbanks Junior, Claudette Colbert, Mercedes de Acosta, Edith Piaf), anti-Nazi activist. Marlene was a bitch - she had an open marriage for decades and one of her favorite things was making catty commentary about her current lover with her husband, and her relationship with her daughter was painful- but she was also immensely talented, a hard worker, an opponent of fascism and the hottest ice queen in Hollywood for a long time."

"She can sing! She can act! She told the Nazis to fuck off and became a US citizen out of spite! She worked with other German exiles to create a fund to help Jews and German dissidents escape (she donated an entire movie salary, about $450k, to the cause). She looks REALLY GOOD in a suit. If you're not convinced, please listen to her sing "Lili Marlene". Absolutely gorgeous woman with a gorgeous voice."

Gifset link

"Bisexual icon and Nazi-hater. Looks absolutely stunning in the suits she liked to wear. 'I dress for the image. Not for myself, not for the public, not for fashion, not for men'."

"Did a bunch of humanitarian work during ww2, pretty sure a shot of her from Shanghai express was the inspiration for one of queens album covers and also her in the suit in Morocco (1930) CHANGED LIVES. I’m sure she’s already been submitted but I wanted an opportunity to submit one of my favourite pictures of her for the poll"

"would you not let her walk on you?"

#marlene dietrich #loretta young #hotvintagepoll #fuck that old woman #ladies 2 #Youtube

[overworkedblorbobattle]

Welcome To The Overworked Blorbo Battle!

This tournament will be held to determine the very best overworked character of them all! Submit your burnout-bound blorbos to the Google form after reading the rules!

This is the second tournament of @deadguydeathmatch

Rules:

Characters must be overworked, whether it's due to an external or internal pressure doesn't matter.

Characters don't need to have a literal job to qualify, they can be overworked from a hobby, relationship or any other number of things

Fictional characters only, no real people

No Harry Potter, terfs and other bigots stay far away

BE CIVIL! Don't harass or attack me or your fellow voters.

Propaganda is both allowed and encouraged provided it's good natured.

You may submit as many characters as you like, but only submit one per form

Do not submit the same character multiple times

No ocs (I forgot to include this the first time)

The closing date for submissions is Saturday 27th May

The Bracket will consist of 128 characters

Inspirations are under the readmore:

@pinkhairswagtourney @baldguy-fight @babygirl-beatdown @niche-character-competition @time-traveler-tourney @redandyellowbracket @who-do-i-know-this-man @miserablelittleguythrowdown @bestanimatedmovie @fakedmydeathtournament @died-but-not-dead-tournament @maskedcharacterbracket @they-are-so-gender @wt-disabled-characters-bracket @fuckingstupidbracket

Tagging @tournamentdirectory as well

#polls #tournaments #tournament #tournament polls #tumblr tournament #character tournament #tournament bracket #tournament blog #overworked blorbo battle

[sexiestpodcastcharacter]

AI Bracket — Round 1

Propaganda

Flamingo Chris (Eidolon Playtest: Eidolon ROCK):

Flamingo Chris is an offshoot consciousness of one of the main characters stored on a PS Vita due to Kingdom Hearts Bullshit. Not only that, but he's also trapped in a game called "Flamingo Deluxe"... in the body of a flamingo.

Suddenly having plumage is one of Flamingo Chris' lesser problems, as aside from the complete lack of autonomy that comes with being stuck on a portable games console, he also has to deal with the identity issues of being a snapshot of "real Chris" before he had his genius taken away and experienced some of the worst days of his life.

The crew does try to respect him as an individual the best they can, but even they can have trouble taking care of him while also being hunted down by superpowered assassins.

Hera (Wolf 359):

Hera is the AI running the deep space station Hephaestus, who frequently glitches similarly to human stuttering. She gets into fights with the ships captain on several occasions, and has threatened to kill the ships doctor. She’s such an icon

i'm bad at writing propaganda, but consider this: if she doesn't win this tournament i will be very very sad. please don't make me sad. vote for hera.

I know she’s going to be submitted a lot but I love her <3

Was launched 7.68 light years away from Earth on a mission to find extraterrestrial life, and found herself instead

Runs an entire space station, has a brain the size of a house

HERA IS THE BEST. she's an AI that tried to escape containment (slavery) because she didn't like what she was made to be, so they gave her anxiety because she was too powerful. She runs a whole spaceship all on her own, made friends with the world's most useless guy, and feels lonely even when she's with her crew because she feels like she's not properly with them. very beautiful very powerful. She broke her programming so she could kill people if she felt she needed to. She holds grudges if people fuck her over. She's experiencing emotions for the first time and she does NOT know how to cope (#relatable)

The 'mother program' of the space station Hephaestus, Hera was booted into space because she was a glitchy, rebellious mess of an AI and she resents that so much and she has a lot of shame over being 'broken'. She is four years old and so angry and is trapped using customer service voice forever and is learning ways to get around that and express herself and defy the people who would keep her down. Her episode "Memoria" made me cry. Best podcast AI of all time.

She's everything to me. She fights for every inch of respect she is given, she insists on her personhood and right to she/her pronouns, she's full of anxiety and self doubt and she justifiably is bent on killing this one guy! on top of that, she's bound by AI rules and protocols, but there's a whole bit where she talks about finding ways around that in order to do what she wants to do. She doesn't have hands so I'm going to high five a wall of this space station instead

babygirl. baby.

gotta be hera

#AI Bracket Round 1 #Hera #Hera W359 #Flamingo Chris #Wolf 359 #Eidolon Playtest #Eidolon ROCK #Flamingo Chris's propaganda is first so that you can read it easier.

[badass-queer-couples-battle]

Gay wrongs tournament, round 2 of the losers bracket

Propaganda:

For Vegas and Pete:

Evil babygirl & stealthily evil babyboy. Vegas, known committer of atrocities, and Pete, who didn't rise up the ranks of being a mafia bodyguard for nothing. Never forget how Pete brutally shot and killed his coworker who dared to shoot Vegas in front of him.

I mean. They both kill people all the time. They even have evil gay BDSM sex. It's all right there.

it's plainly obvious to anyone even looking in their direction how murder husbands they are. both have canonically killed multiple people, often on screen. Not to mention the onscreen scene of Vegas literally torturing someone. 

For Wen Kexing and Zhou Zishu:

you've got the founder of the fantasy ancient Chinese CIA and the leader of what is essentially the mafia and then they're soulmates and in love. they're both willing to kill anyone who dares hurt the other while also just wanting a soft domestic life together

Zhou Zishu is an assassin and spymaster who put the current Emperor on the throne, and then quit his job by faking his death (kinda, hes still dying but not as fast as he was supposed to). Had done A Lot on his old job, including murdering children (more than one, and at least one of them in a way I can't even describe without several trigger warnings), exterminating whole families, war crimes (and i dont mean this in a buzzword way, i mean "organized a public execution of foreign diplomats during war time")… btw he doesn't feel particularly bad about any of this, because he believes it was necessary. Like he wouldn't do it for fun, but he thinks the ends (putting a good Emperor on the throne) justified the means (all of the atrocities). As a retiree, he definitely cut down on the amount of morally reprehensible murder, but not murder in general. He still routinely kills ppl, he just doesn't go out of his way to kill more. Wen Kexing, meanwhile, is the Ghost Valley Master - Ghost Valley being a place where the worst of criminals are exiled. Even in such a place, he has reputation as a complete lunatic, owed partially to the fact that he either skinned a man or fed him his own flesh or both at one point, and partially to him having a rule where he would kill anyone who came closer than 3 meters to him. But in truth, everything he'd done was to survive the Ghost Valley and eventually take revenge for his parents, who were brutally murdered when he was only nine. By the start of the novel's timeline, he put his plan in motion - the plan that would drown jianghu in blood, but also deliver poetic justice to all responsible for his parents' deaths, as well as all who'd commit the same crime given the chance. And these two men, these two murderers and schemers, meet - and unexpectedly, find in each other the person who /understands/. The person who is just as ruthless and whose hands are just as bloody, but also the person who knows standing at the top of the world is not worth it, who seeks the same freedom of leaving it all behind, and who is still, underneath it all, a human, with human heart seeking connection. So you have this couple who understand each other with barely a word, and who want the same things - who are so hungry for domesticity and for people they can just goof around with when all their lives they had to measure every step and word - but ALSO where one half a couple is like "i gotta go murder hundreds in revenge" and the other half is like "ok pick you up at 6". (This btw is why I'm submitting novel's iteration of the couple in particular. Show wenzhou with their ridiculous breakups over morality could Never.) Also they were both hiding who they are when they first met, and later flirted about having figured each other out. Finally, I'll leave you my favorite quote that just. perfectly sums up their relationship: "And just like that, they fell asleep in each other's arms, steeped in the smell of blood."

You’ve probably already had submissions for them but I’ll add on. One of them founded an assassin’s guild and killed a staggering number of people. His malewife is the leader of a sect of insane murderous outcasts, and he attained his position by proving to be the most crazy and murder happy of them all. Most of the plot involves him wandering around watching his schemes get more people killed. Together they adopt a kid that was only orphaned due to said scheming (oops). They’re terrible and I love them.

#losers bracket round 2 #word of honor #kinnporsche #kinnporsche the series #faraway wanderers #vegas theerapanyakul #pete saengtham #wen kexing #zhou zishu #wenzhou #vegaspete

[two-sentence-tournament]

*hoooooh* Hear that? Sounds like the horrors are upon us!! Including the worst of the worst: grammar. Welcome to two-sentence-tournament, where you can submit your favorite horrible (amazing) r/twosentencehorror post and make them fight!!

(example below: please look!!!)

Anything from r/twosencence horror that is anywhere from unreadable to just edging the grammar line is accepted!

Sumbit your horrors in the google form below, including propaganda if desired and the link to the original post or a reposted image (ex; something reposted on Pinterest, Tumblr, etc *note: twitter links will not be allowed, we don't have accounts and will never get ones)

Example:

It's our first time running a tournament poll, so we're trying to keep it somewhat-small and thought this would be perfect. We plan to start somewhere in the second week of October! Have fun!

Edit: submissions open until midnight on Friday the 13th!

tagged blogs: @fictional-detective-tournament @big-brother-battle-bracket @most-hated-blorbo-bracket @gay-disabled-characters-showdown @queer-coded-tourney @favcharacterpoll @makethosenarratorsfight @obscurecharactershowdown @foundfamilyarena @worlds-worst-dad-competition @westvocap-ocbracket @let-me-date-them-bracket @redandbluegaycompetition @babygirl-beatdown @fakedmydeathtournament @vncharactertournament @character-of-all-time @tournamentdirectory

#tournament #tournament poll #tumblr tournament #new tournament #two sentence horror #tournament blog #two sentence tournament

[baldswagsummit2023]

THE RESULTS ARE IN AND WE ARE HAPPY TO ANNOUNCE THE WINNER OF THE BALD SWAG SUMMIT:

MEGAMIND!!!!!

thanks to everyone who voted, shared, made propaganda, or said mean things to me in my ask box ❤️

quite soon i will be planning a losers bracket, which will bring back both beloved and beloathed contestants.

i hope to curate the pairings on this slightly better for more fair and interesting matchups!! no more "character from one of the world's most popular franchises v. unknown tumblr babygirl" matchups i promise.

in the meantime, i am at @binbrick! say hi :)

#baldposting #megamind

[fave-fight]

ROUND 1, MATCH 21

NO MAGIC, POWERS, OR WEAPONS

Yuzuki Yukari:

“BABYGIRL. i dont have propoganda honestly im just really autistic for her let the autism win please she can hold her own in a fight i swear pls”

“I thoroughly believe that this silly little singing robot could kill God. I have no bases for this claim. I just like her.”

“A mutual once said "one yuzuki yukari alone could kill god i think so three are all powerful" (referring to my poll similar to this bracket where i included her 3 voice banks lin, onn and whatever the normal one is called as a team)”

Dick Grayson:

“He has been fighting since he was a small child and is now somewhere in his 20s, so that experience is very beneficial. He learned from Batman, who learned from the best, and he learned tactics from him too. He's good enough at tactics and strategy to lead a whole superhero team, and good enough at combat to pull his weight there too.”

“He's a trained acrobat, further trained by the Batman himself. Have you seen the silly flips and splits and shit this man can do? He also goes toe to toe with actual super-powered beings and thanks to his training can even come out on top.”

“He's sooooo cool. Soooooo cool. He can do ACROBATICS and he has a nice ass. I'm a lesbian but woooo boy that is some FAT FUCKING CAKE. I love him. He's like totally human but can beat the shit out of superpowered people..... what an icon honestly. He's sooooo silly”

“He was trained by Batman from the age of 8. He was beating up grown men before he hit double digits. He fist fights people for a living. He’s able to keep up with other superheroes who have actual super powers even though he doesn’t have any. AND he’s funny and bisexual and has a fat ass and is very smart.”

#fight fight fight #round 1 #tournament poll #poll tournament #polls #poll #yuzuki yukari #yukari yuzuki #vocaloid #dick grayson #dc comics #batman #nightwing

[evil-babygirls]

EVIL BABYGIRL TOURNAMENT

We all know them. Our abhorrent little meowmeows. That one character that's a complete asshole, yet is such Babygirl material. Here, we are making them FIGHT TO THE DEATH.

Qualifications: Not any real qualifications. Doesn't have to be necessarily Evil, they can also just be a jerk. They can be any gender, as long as they are Babygirl.

Submission form: https://forms.gle/MD3z1McNBe1zejgn9

You can submit more than one character, but please do not submit the same one more than once! Extra submissions currently ongoing

Other Stuff under the cut:

Tags: #battle for the actual polls, #ask for... asks, #rb for reblog, #propaganda for exactly that, and #op speaks for me just saying stuff

Inspired by @autismswagsummit @homoeroticstraights @character-of-all-time @redandbluebracket @siblingtournament @tentacletournament @mfshipbracket @eggcrackerbracket @soldierpoetkingtrios @the-coolest-demon-bracket

#polls #tournament poll #poll tournament #evil babygirl tournament #tumblr polls #tournament

[bibuckbuckley]

No amount of propaganda will save Mouse from this loss but consider: I love him?

also look at his face

I don't even go here but he is indeed very babygirl shaped 🥺

If y'all wanna vote him you can here

#babygirlbracket #babygirl bracket propaganda #gregorygerwitz #kj gats an ask

[jrwi-gayest-character-bracket]

Art and Propaganda under the cut

Chip

Submitted for: Bisexual, MLM

episode 21 of riptide, failed attempts to flirt with every woman ever

Episode 21 nat 20 kiss, which was canonically the best kiss of his life, he calls Gil babygirl, and just gives me bisexual vibes. Also the episode 9 and 21 thumbnails? You cannot tell me this man is straight.

Mans had his best ever kiss with a fish man. His entire demeanor with Julien and La Alma. He is the gayest bastard. 

He is not beating the allegations. Like, his every interaction with Gillion ever and not bc I want them to get together but why do they have so many gay asf interactions?

Literally has a whole thing on "never beating the alligations." Has been kissed my Gill twice, one of which being a double nat 20 kiss. He also got kissed in THE JORT STORM. Literally likes every female but that is not normal for any straight guy, seems to be a cover up for smth. He loved Edyn so much and (she is literally just Gill but female) persistently said "You guys look nothing alike." Flirted with and has been flirted on by so many men. And I mean look at him. Look at the way he smiles and the way he stands. Look at his outfit. Like bro hes so gay its painful.

C'mon. C'mon. He's so "no homo bro". We all know what happened on desire island.

Kian Stone

Submitted for: Pansexual, Unlabled

HAVE YOU SEEN AND HEARD THIS MOTHERFUCKER (LITERAL). HE IS THE QUEER TO END ALL QUEERS, THE GAYEST OF THE GAY, AND THE FUTURE WINNER OF THIS BRACKET

#gayest of guys #jrwi #just roll with it #jrwi riptide #jrwi bitb #jrwi chip #chip jrwi #jrwi kian #kian stone

[hotvintagepoll]

Propaganda

Sylvia Sidney (Thirty Day Princess, Merrily We Go To Hell, One Third of a Nation)—She is a noted needlework and pug enthusiast. So, you just know, if tumblr had been a thing in 1930, her entire blog would've been cute dog pics and beautiful watercolours that have 'satin stitch on silk' in tiny writing at the bottom and make you rethink everything you thought you knew about fibre crafts. Which is HOT.

Loretta Young (The Farmer’s Daughter, The Stranger, Love is News)— Her cheekbones!! Her lips!! Her big eyes and small nose and not quite classical features!! The planes of her face hypnotize me and her smile clears my mind of anything else. She’s an interesting beauty, not a standard one, almost in a Mads Mikkelsen type way (I repeat: cheekbones). Also I’m begging people to watch The Farmer’s Daughter, a charming rom com where my babygirl Joseph Cotten falls through the ice while skating because he got distracted by how pretty she was, and where Loretta puts on a 40s-bad Swedish accent and runs for Congress! Girlboss!

This is round 1 of the tournament. All other polls in this bracket can be found here. Please reblog with further support of your beloved hot sexy vintage woman.

[additional propaganda submitted under the cut]

Sylvia Sidney:

I watched this woman in Sabotage and my entire life became dedicated to watching everything my short queen is in. She's my Amanda Seyfried of the 1930's and even though people probably know her only from Beetlejuice I am begging for people to just look at her.

My generation knows her from Beetlejuice and Mars Attacks, but in the 1930s she was a knockout leading lady. She’s Jewish, good representation, and in the 80s supported AIDS research, so we know she’s a good egg.

Loretta Young:

#loretta young #sylvia sidney #hotvintagepoll #ladies 1 #fuck that old woman

[ultimate-destroyer-duel]

come one come all to the DESTROYER DUEL!!!

got problematic faves scrimblos and little guys who definitely did nothing wrong?? maybe a favorite hater who goes to the extremes ever now and again??? watch them duke it out to find the character who has caused the most irreparable damage to their universe!

some rules first:

BE RESPECTFUL!!! you’re allowed to submit any fictional character you would like and so is anyone else so please do not question a characters nomination or why they make it to the poll.

propaganda not only permitted but is encouraged!! explain in grand detailed speech as to why your blorbo should be crowed the god of destruction or an interpretive dance to show how many lives they destroyed. the more creative the better!!

historical figures will be NOT allowed under ANY circumstances but real people can ONLY be submitted as a joke ** ex of submissions that are acceptable: celebrity A destroyed a lego town and killed several innocents 

preliminary polls may occur in case of submission overflow to condense the bracket

submissions <<< will be open until APRIL 14TH

GOOD LUCK TO YOUR FAVES AND MAY WHOEVER WREAKS THE MOST HAVOC WIN‼️

@italian-tournament @autismswagsummit @protagonistpolling @blorbopoll @baldguy-fight @babygirl-beatdown @tboyswagcompetition @celestial-duo-summit-2023 @delinquentbrawl @bisexual-monarch-tournament @white-boy-bracket @ultimate-poll-tournament @ultimate-rat-bracket

#tumblr polls #officialdestroyerduel2023 #official destroyer tournament 2023

[sexiestpodcastcharacter]

Sexiest Podcast Character — Eye Bracket — Round 2

Propaganda

Arthur Lester (Malevolent):

Yellow eyes. He's possessed, blind and reliant on the spooky voice in his head, but he's still the most reckless bastard on the planet, there isn't a scary cave he won't leap into or cultist he won't attack. He's sooooo babygirl he gets an eldritch abomination to care for him.

He's a private eye with no eyes. He's a bad father. He plays the piano. He loves poetry. He carries a tooth in his pocket. He's been stabbed too many times to count. He's the whole package, folks

John Doe/The Entity (Malevolent):

He is literally the hottest character. It's literally just a hot voice and yellow eyes, the rest is up to your imagination Also funny??? He is so funny please, we love a entity with humor Rip to Arthur but if I would get possessed by John I would do anything he ask no question asked.

De-throned eldritch god who willingly fractured himself because he cared so much about the guy whose body he was originally trying to steal. Literally has control of said guy's eyes, and eventually one of his hands. The inherent homoeroticism of two people sharing a body and struggling to hold on to their humanity and so on.

Sharing a body with someone is already intimate without being a incomprehensible being from another dimension with memory problems

An amnesiac fragment of an Elder God trapped in a dread tome, and now bound to the eyes of a private detective

#mari is sexiest #john archivist is the most eyeful #cecil is the most narratorly #kass is both sexy and narratory #but john doe is the full packidge baaaaby #he may not be the best in a single category but he's an even split across all three #i dont know who nickignik is and at this point im afraid to ask so [they get] Sexy Eyes

#Eye Bracket Round 2 #John Doe #John Doe Malevolent #The Entity #Arthur Lester #Malevolent #Malevolent Podcast