#barzum dont look

[the-silent-hashira]

!!! I love talking about homestuck thank you. tell me about you selfship first? what the story? what are your ghb thoughts? do you have any thoughts about kurloz that go with it? how about the clown church as a whole? have you seen the "playing with the big boys now" animatic because i think of it as a requirement to show others when they like the makaras -🔮

YESSSS, thank you so much!! im actually gonna use a readmore cuz this is gonna be LONG u can also talk to me abt any of my general headcanons or w/e, ive been a homestuck since like 2011 and lived through homestuck canon rp tumblr + the end of the series so i have Opinions^tm

my s/i for my GHB selfship is actually a troll that i lazily gave my own name (Auriel Soleil, since it fits in with the 6/6) but their title is the Producer! they're running a colony thats focused on stripping planets of their resources and registering trolls for those types of jobs, as well as training subjugs on how to successfully control and maintain order by assigning them managerial jobs over these trolls.

they originally started out as a Barzum/Baizli ancestor, but they only have Baizlis sign and part of their backstory is that prior to Ascension they were a very well trained laughassasin who had twin matesprits/kismesis that were psionic inventors, who were eventually culled due to some unknown circumstance(possibly a dispute over patent rights, they were not told)

the way they met GHB was post-ascension they had a prior mentor who was rather cocky about their abilities as they were chosen as one of the best out of their Ascension group, who brought them to a 'party' that he was also attending. at some point, someone spiked their drink with something that was a very intense stimulant, and apparently the carnage that ensued after made the Highblood so entertained that he basically told their mentor to fuck off and decided to have them work for him.

at some point they were 'gifted' the colony and attained their title, but the actual point where they became involved with him was over time they began talking more outside of mandatory reviews. they struggled very much with accepting any feelings for him, many pillows were bunny kicked in anger and frustration, but eventually he asked them to visit them and, as a mild germaphobe, spent the first day of that visit scrubbing him clean and giving him physical care.

as for my thoughts on GHB, he is a big scary man who enjoys terrorizing people, and is actually quite (morbidly) funny and likes being around people who are also like that. i DON'T think he likes the Empress or any seadwellers whatsoever, though he obviously understands that his place in the hierarchy offers him more benefit than it would if he turned against the empire.

i also think hes much like Kurloz, hes not a loud man unless hes angry or wanting to actually frighten someone and he is actually quite well composed and socially aware, able to read people very well through observation alone. he is very devoted to his religion, far more than his loyalty to the Empire, and is very strict about the rituals and rules that come with it when it comes to his self discipline.

my opinions on Kurloz as a separate entity is 'hot, terrifying, tore his tongue out for hurting his gf and drank respect women juice.' hes also how i got my girlfriend to be open to more clown stuff and now she f/os like a bunch of clowns, so thank u for ur service in making my gf sorta like clowns. you walked so i could wear facepaint without making her shit her pants.

majority of my headcanons when it comes to clown church is that the kids on Alternia fundamentally misunderstand the actual full scope of the religion itself- even those Ascending like Chahut and Marvus will not have experienced the real world of how the church works, much like how children don't understand the corruption of churches irl.

facepaint is sacred and unique. it must be applied a specific way, with specific tools, and to be seen without face paint is a major faux pas to say the least. only the troll themselves and their moirail/trusted quadrantmate should remove their face paint, in private and with a special cloth and removal materials.

culling is not something that you do on the daily, and its meant to be done in a way that either is funny, 'accidental' blind rage, or in a sacrificial manner during festivals or other such congregational meetings.

i do believe that the church, as an entity, is inherently abusive in this way even if its individual members are not. highbloods are given a lot more leniency, but this doesn't mean that the internal workings of the church itself aren't rife with judgement and personal misgivings about how someone behaves or appears.

having 'minor' deformities that wouldn't get you culled by the empire can be seen as bad, such as polydactyly which normally might not get you culled, but you will receive ridicule for it as 'its funny' which is a common thing to do similar to hazing where a newly recruited subjug will be scrutinized and have their nickname become their 'church name' and something they'll be called until they either leave that colony/congregation, or until they do something that makes them 'funnier' than having a rude nickname.

I HAVE, my moirail showed me and i felt like id been shot multiple times. they also f/o him!

heres the nonbinary icon themselves in all its shitty phone editor glory, they/them or it/its plz!

#📬 an offering of blood || ask/submission #🖋️ object of affection || self #homestuck #ill probably make a tag for him and my other homestuck f/os #also you cant see it but their tiddy right out there this is their 'formal' outfit and meant to look similar to Barzum and Baizlis outfit #just with a more regal flare and more asymmetrical #i dont have colored stuff because id prefer to do it digitally #they also enjoy mask making as a hobby!! #drugs #holy fuck i almost forgot to tag tws #religion #abuse

[gingerbravecookie]

#my edits are either a curse or a blessing- #bellota's edits #bellota's shitposts #cookie run #cookie kingdom #cookie run kingdom #cookie run shitpost #angel cookie #barzum dont look

[goldiipond]

following tags can be a mixed bag sometimes because usually you get posts that you are like hey nice n sometimes you get ones that you absolutely love but then there's also a chance to see a post that makes you go what the fuck. what is this. who are you. how dare you. why in gods almightiest fuck would you put this in the tag

#skye's ramblings #yes something did prompt this <3 i hate people on tumblr sometimes #following a wholesome ship tag and getting recommended a fucking y//ndere blog should earn me some kind of compensation i think #barzum dont look

[heavenlysphere]

merry christmas @sams-superb-sketchwiches, i’m your secret santa for @cr-secretsanta santa! have a happy holiday!

#my art #cookie run #barzum dont look

[derseglam]

Will steal your matesprit. (Click for better resolution (I have no idea if resolution is the word I'm looking for))

Also this

#hiveswap #hiveswap trolls #homestuck #hiveswap baizli #barzum and baizli #baizli soleil #i just thought the second one looked pretty cool :0 #digital art #digital drawing #the colors didnt looks that bright on my computer #im trying to get used to digital painting #i just used the eater color brush for this #i had no idea what i was doing #i still dont know what i did

[shilo-morkaisin]

Okay, I lied. I colored the linework for Barzum. I'll deal with Baizli MAYBE tomorrow.

#Hiveswap #Barzum Soleil #they look really cute now #the blending on their horn could have went better #but my yellow and that orange dont want to mix on anything #im proud of this still tho #They're one of those characters that has the weird ass hair that is either really easy to draw ror fucking impossible #it should be easier if i ever draw them again #ill try to draw some of the other troll call kids #Eventually #my art

[impulsivexcreator]

Hey, just letting you know that Dog changed their BL tag. It’s ‘barzum dont look’ now.

AH SHIT LEMME FIX THAT

[honey-sickness]

friendsim 18 looks good (im very excited for barzum and baizli!) but i really dont trust lanque in a flowercrown

#tumblr prettyboy bait #snoozing emoji #like otherwise im excited for him and it is a cute talksprite #but tumbr has ruined flowercrowns for me!

[ainaraoftime]

hey do you have any good recs of homestuck/hiveswap blogs to follow? or at least mutuals of yours who post abt it fairly often? i'm suffering from a dearth of good hs content recently and it's very tragic

hmmmm i dont think i follow any blogs who MOSTLY post HS? whenever i wanna look for content i go into tags and whatnot

clock-heart draws a lot of HS art, maybe youve seen em around a lot since they tend to draw all troll call trolls… same can be said for nekurothings

i see barzum-and-baizli around a lot, i think. he also seems to reblog a lot of HS content so you’ll probably find some other cool blogs from checking out his blog??

haha sorry this is kind of a non-answer, i just don’t follow many people

#ask

[imlovehomestuck]

my kins

alright so my kins,,, i have a lot of them and I have some info about them too, but i dont really know that much, but anyways, here we go!

My kins:

-Sollux

-Aradia

-Aranea

-Eridan (of course), Karkat = redrom, Sollux = blackrom, I also gave kar some of my jewelry,and honestly he was the best i love him and miss him so much, and i look like my avatar, which i’ll post soon!

-Lime Blooded Karkat

-Karkat, Sollux = redrom, John and Gamzee = greyrom, Gamzee = blackrom

-The Psiioniic, The Signless = redrom/blackrom, i was pretty tall, and I had pretty messy hair with freckles all over, and I really loved my singless,,,,

-Dave Aradia = redrom, y’all okay, i was dating aradia, and like,,, i miss her a lot??? i’ll post a sprite of what i looked like (if i have already then oh well) but like,, it was lit

-Kuprum

-Barzum

-Tegiri

-Davepetasprite

-Rose

-Davesprite

-Jake

-John

-Kankri

-Gamzee

-Nepeta Meenah and Kanaya = redrom, Vriska and Dave = greyrom, i was trans (ftm) and i loved my girlfriends sm ahhh!!! im working on a sprite of what i looked like

-Jude

-Galekh 

yall i have so many kins,,,

#personal #personal kins #mod eridan

[gingerbravecookie]

#i'm right and y'all know it-- #we finally getting some fucking lore hwhshshshsgs #it feels unreal but still-- #bellota's edits #bellota's shitposts #devsisters #cookie run #cookie run kingdom #cookie kingdom #cookie run shitpost #barzum dont look

[goldiipond]

🍓👉👈 :0??

HIIII MADELEINE :) my cookie run mutual,,,, hough idk anything about cr but I love seeing you get so happy over it it puts a smile on my face :) u go u funky cookie

#skye's ramblings #ALSO YOU POST ABOUT THAT SHINING GLITTER COOKIE ALOT AND UM. I LOVE HER DESIGN A LOT #i dont know her but shes pretty and i love her #fluffycinnamonroll #barzum dont look

[heavenlysphere]

merry christmas @anime-polis, i’m your secret santa for the @cookierunsecretsanta2020 santa! hope you have a happy holiday!

#my art #cookie run #barzum dont look