#better off dying

[unexpectedbrickattack]

"A Dad helping his kids beat a hard level in super mario land; 1990s"

Ref under the cut!

#pizza tower #peppino spaghetti #peppino #toppins #arts #mine #i couldnt decide which one was better #so i just included the five o'clock shadow vers in it #dont @ me #its SO funny; drawing that literally transported me to my tf2 era #YEARS of drawing soldier finally paying off lmao #anyway ive been thinkin of the toppins..... #little babies #hes like??? the kids are congregating....what happened?? #and its one of them dying repeatedly on a stage #IMMEDIATELY they r like MR PEPPERONI CAN YOU HELP!?? #'peppino-' ' MR PEPPINO!!!!!!!!!!' #pls imagine the mush toppin yellin that w the cadence of a six yr old girl and wiggling their arms in the air #prob the pineapple toppin that was playin; like the cool older sibling(tm) #they just hand the system over to him bc hes GOTTA know what to do #he LOOKS inconvenienced but hes got resting bitch face; hes just vibin rn #hfdjkfdhkfsd everytime i finish a thought im like god im writing a fucking paragraph #the wall of tags in the editor takes up my ENTIRE page #ANYWAY x2 #GAMER PEPPINO !!!! #no its more like how my mom used to help me in zelda and starfox #watching her clear stages for me after work is a v fond memory of mine #and my dad too! but he helped more with shooters #like jet force gemini and quake #heehee

[lotus-pear]

i think you guys are onto smth..

i unironically got invested in this HELP

#WHERES THE FIC AT IF SOMEONE WRITES THIS I WILL PAY THEM A HUNDRED DOLLARS😭😭 #kunikida serving the country while dazai's serving cunt😔 #dazai was born to malewife but forced to manipulate and i think that's the greatest tragedy of bsd #anyway some facts i would like to share abt this au thay i came up w while drawing!! #takes place in 1939 (start of wwii) and there was a mandatory draft that required one male over eighteen from each house to serve #both of them are still twenty two and had been engaged for abt two years before getting married that year #newlyweds! unfortunately kuni had to go fight and they were seperated :( #before the war kunikida was a math teacher at the local high school and dazai obviously managed the household and didn't work #he's hopeless at cooking and meal prep even w recipie books so they either get those prepackaged meals or kuni makes dinner when he gets ba #so like when he's making lunch for kunikida he normally just packs a basic sandwich w raw fruit #kunikida always appreciates the effort even tho hes probably sick of having the same thing everyday but he won't complain abt it #when kunikida joined the army he was relieved that the mess hall had better food than dazai #he was the only one in his platoon that never complained abt the food so his fellow soldiers assumed it was bc he came from a tough bg #when in reality he was just used to being poisoned on a daily basis from his dumbass husbands cooking and was hardly fazed from army ration #they write to each other although its more dazai sending and kuni receiving bc hes off fighting and doesnt have time to write back #dazai talks abt life on the homefront and how he has to grow a victory garden (everything is DYING HE CANT EVEN RAISE TOMATOES) #and kuni writes abt his fellow soldiers and how the war is going and when he thinks he'll be home and how he misses sleeping in a bed #ANYWAY yea thought i'd share sry for infodumping in the tags again #this post is for like the four ppl that care abt this specific flavor of knkdz so hopefully this gets four notes at least #bungou stray dogs #bungo stray dogs #dazai osamu #osamu dazai #kunikida doppo #doppo kunikida #kunikidazai #knkdz #lotus draws #bro sry for posting at two in the morning i couldnt sleep until i got this out of my head they have infested my brain

[purpleshadow-star]

Imagine if Nico could learn to control when he turns into shadows.

Like, in The Blood of Olympus Nico would start fading after shadow traveling too much, and sometimes Reyna and Coach Hedge wouldn't be able to touch him, and one time he even accidentally walked through a tree. Imagine if he learned to control that intangibility.

Imagine if he could just turn parts of his body into shadows. Imagine if, in a fight, someone swings at him, and he knows he can't dodge in time, so he turns into shadows for a second so the weapon goes right through him, and while his enemy is confused he uses the distraction to land the final blow.

Imagine if he could just walk/reach through walls and doors and stuff.

I just think that, for someone with the title of ghost king (and as a child of the Underworld), he deserves more ghost-like powers.

#i might write a fic about this 🤔 #we'll see #i just think itd be so cool #he would be the best at a haunted house #and it would be so useful in fights #maybe now that he's taking better care of himself post tsats he'll have enough energy to not get so tired after using his powers #so itll be safer to start experimenting with smth like this #tbh i think nico has the best potential power-wise bc the underworld is so vast so he could potentially have a lot of different abilities #hazel too tbh #like we've seen that nico can control the earth/rocks so i bet hazel has some contol over the dead and she just hasnt really tried yet #but im getting off topic lol #point is i think nico should have the ability to basically become a ghost at will (but not in the dying way) #nico di angelo #riordanverse #rick riordan #heros of olympus #pjo hoo toa

[punchesyou]

SCOTT PILGRIM SWAP AU FANART⁉️⁉️⁉️ NO WAY‼️‼️

Alt ver

the sketch!!

#scott pilgrim takes off #scott pilgrim #mathew patel #art #ramona flowers #roxie richter #wallace wells #knives chau #matthew patel #spto #spto fanart #fanart #swap au #eats them up #i used the scott pilgrim brush can you tell #also found a way to get better quality pics YIPEEE #i gave ramona scott's little hair antena thing because she got loserfied or sumn #anyways hi hello matthew got his hair dyed!?!?! no way #i hate drawing weapons #would swap au ramona dye her hair differently yes or no

[doberbutts]

Google: hello I recommend this show to you based on your interest in 1600s Japanese modern period dramas and animations

Me: oh actually this show is pretty neat, I like that the Japanese characters actually speak Japanese and not *winkwink* they're totes talking in Japanese but for the viewer's sake they're using English *winkwink* and from the sound of it traditional Japanese at that because this is sounding very antiquated and out of date compared to my rough knowledge of modern Japanese

Show: :)

Show: have 10 minutes of a character being tortured by being boiled to death in a large cast iron pot :)

Me: ...

Me: WHY

#Seems otherwise good but #I wish shows had better warning than 'may contain violence' #Like yeah it's a samurai show of fucking course it has violence #I'm expecting to see people's heads get chopped off not Human Soup #I know I know it's an actual torture method that was used back then but come on #At least narratively I had plenty of warning so I muted the fuck out of that shit and looked away until he wasn't actively dying on screen #And tbf most of it was background noise during an exclusively Japanese dialogue bit so I could just read the subtitles and not listen #Also maaaaajor yikes on the origin of the English word 'Japanese' #English speakers don't be racist challenge: impossible

[bonefall]

considering spiderleg is like *that* and squirelflight being diehard fire alone i cant imagine them being friends in BB like they were sort of in the canon books. were they or did it disolve after time passed and spiderleg got more into traditional/thistle law. also who were her other friends? i saw daisy was in another ask but who else (really eager to know who booed at mousefur and thronclaw lol)

So to begin with, Squirrelflight is in an odd place, generation-wise. She is born while Firestar is on his quest with Brokenstar, and grows up in a period of peace and prosperity.

Unfortunately she keeps failing her goddamn assessments

So while Leafstripe is a fully trained Cleric, Sorreltail recovered from being hit by a car and graduated, and Ashfur tried to hold out for her for a while before moving up, Squirrelpaw is here absolutely eating leaf litter with her wrecklessness

Goldenflower, her mentor, even tries to tell Firestar that she's not being vindictive, just in case he got the wrong idea. He assures her that, no. No he understands <:/

So Spider, Shrew, and Squirrel end up as apprentices together. There was a time where they were really close, getting in trouble in spite of their three strict mentors. Bad influence trio, all of them coming from respected parents and doing their best to embarass them.

That only started to change when Squirrelpaw went on the Great Journey, but then returned just in time to see Shrewpaw die. A lot of things were different, now. Squirrelpaw came back exalted for being on a holy quest. Spiderpaw had watched a lot of his clanmates die. She was spending more time with Brambleclaw; he had become very protective of his little brother, Birchkit.

They had both grown in a flash. Hard times will do that to you.

During the Great Journey, Spiderpaw was really close to the other Clan apprentices while Squirrelpaw hung out with the Sundrown Patrol. Spider looks back at this time in his life with a lurch in his stomach that he can't put into words.

He was there when Paw Soup was made. Talonclaw and Smokefall were friends of his even more than they were friends of little Birchkit. Spiderleg just left it behind when they got to the Lake, where his little brother never could. Clan loyalty, strength, honor... all that. He felt like he had to make a choice.

As a person, Spiderleg is torn in many directions by all of the things that happened to him. His head-of-construction father, his educator mother, his friend who won status by breaking the rules, three dead siblings before his warriorhood, the destruction of his ancestral home, the journey that challenged everything, his mentor Thornclaw, the backfired meeting, ardor for Daisy, crashing down with unwanted kits...

His consistent trait is that he's easily swept up in whatever fills him with the most passion, tossing himself into things until a bubbling sense of disgust makes him break it off. Regardless of if it was the good thing to do or not.

Religious euphoria and self-flagellation just seems to stabilize that impulse, for him.

The last time he was friends with Squilf was during their vigil upon reaching the Lake. They did it together, because they were both long overdue. He thought about Shrewpaw, and wondered if she did too.

But neither one of them broke the silence between them. They still haven't.

#better bones au #BB!TNP #BB!Squirrelflight #BB!Spiderleg #Ppl don't talk enough about that horrible feeling of being at the deathbed of a friendship #Knowing it's dying in front of you #But not knowing how to say goodbye to it. Or if you can stop it. #But the worst part is that even when it dies it hangs in the air #Is it secretly alive? Or is it just haunting you #There's a history between us. Is the look of recognition in your eyes like a shared glance at a grave? #Or is it a silent prayer that what we had can come back from the dead #But too much has changed. #If they hung out past that vigil it was always with that tension in the air. #Until Squilf broke it off with Ash and their friend groups irrevocably split #Though any chance of reconnecting was definitely torched by that Backfired Meeting

[descendantofthesparrow]

Remember when the Audrey villain leaks came out and then we saw the offical c4 and s3 outfit reveals and saw the c4 on the isle and the s3 in an auradon forest and we all thought there had been some sort of time spell where Audrey twisted time and instead of the c4 coming to Auradon it was the s3 so Audrey stayed with Ben and there was a whole adventue to fix the timeline? no? just me? okay

#i remember the theories they were so interesting #like how dr. Facilier ran an underground motorrace and the vks had to race to get the key to Hades lair #and we all thought Harry and Gil had dyed their hair blue becuase that reveal photo of the s3 looked so odd for Harry's hair lighting and i #looked blue #and we all thought Audrey had gone to a wishing well like in ouat and had cast a time spell and the vks had to work together to get their #timeline back #Uma #Mal and Audrey and Hades are the only ones who remember the last timeline #aka demi-gods #person who cast the spell #and god #and Mal goes to see Hades and confronts him cuz hes a god and might know where cronos sundial is so she can get her timeline back #but she also notices alto of the isle is-way better than what she and her friends had done?? theres fresh food-no one is wearing ratty old #clothes that were trash from auradon #the air is better #and theres no propagana pictures #Mal asks-not so descretly-what happened and Hades just goes 'uma.' #Uma made it her whole ass mission to make the isle a better place in gernal becuase even if they're steadely getting kids off-its still a #really bad place and-ya know-HUMAN RIGHTS #Ben is very supportive and the isle becomes less an inhumane prison and more just a isle of solitude where the villains live without magic #the barrier was edited personally by FG and Uma to allow fresh air and water in and out of the isle becuase it was really fucked up that #once ANYTHING gets in it cant go out so the isle waters were really really poluted and bad and FG was like- "how did i not know it was this #bad!?“ and uma is just like ”....really?“ #anyway i have feelings about the fandoms old theories about d3 #anyway Mal goes through teh deliema of either going back to her timeline where the isle is still really bad but shes happy or #stay in the timeline where the isle is much better but she's still stuck and not with Ben/becoming queen #so she has the same choice in this alt timeine that she gets in d3 but its much more-just on her-becuase she knows Uma wont twist back #the timeline-shes happy #Harry and Gil are happy-lots of kids are already off the isle #and Ben looks happy too...hopefully

[rottmnt-residuum]

The Blitz starts Monday and updates every day till Saturday for a total of 6 updates in a week :)

Tw for the blitz: Police Brutality, Bruising, Knives, Guns, Sedation, Abduction, PTSD, Blood, Death, Drowning, Dismemberment, Major Character Death, Corpses

#the tw call #you don't see anyone being actively dismembered #but its there #also there isn't really a better word for 'in water unconscious but not dying per se' #so drowning it is #also there's a ...strike? protest? happening starting on the 30th #so while the last two updates are queued to go up during it. i wont be on durring those days at all #solidarity and all that #... i mean i could just not queue/post them but i don't want to sit on them until its over #becuase people seem to be wanting to make it indefinate? #i... don't want to stay off tumblr indefinately... :( #plus how would people know when to stop if its indefinate #i don't think news cites would cover it

[thii-nii]

The Eighth Sense Episode 7 & 8

#the eighth sense #여덟 번째 감각 #kdrama #oh jun taek #im ji sub #soomedits #(colouring is a constant fight between 'wait... is there too much red?' #and 'wait... is this not enough red?') #short rant about the subs: #the two times the sunbaes were talking about jihyun dying they did not use the word die #they used the word '뒈지다' which is kind of a curse word for dying #in english i only found it as 'croak'?? idk if there's something better #but they very definitely did not just say 'die' #they were being condescending and rude and hopefully wouldn't have used that word if jihyun had actually died #all the more reason for jaewon to go off like that #and jaewon didn't say 'i don't want a new camera' but: #'it's meaningless if it's not this camera' #sorry for the rant #there was another set i wanted to make... but i might not be able to.... *big sigh*

[ivan-fyodorovich-k]

from now on I think I might embrace a slight linguistic shift and stop saying that I want attention or special treatment and instead say that I want glory and honor.

meaning I want attention (glory) and special treatment (honor), of course, but said in a way that makes me sound like more of a man's man

#I dunno maybe I should be more of a dick swinging asshole #start leaning into the fact that I have three sons #a pretty wife #a house #a doctorate #and am a skilled artist and musician #and what the fuck are you doing with yourself pleb?! #I just have to exercise more #and make more money #should dust off the machining skills and get better at working on cars #and then #die of cancer at an early age #and all of it will have been for nothing #not that dying old would therefore make it worth it #mm #it is all vanity after all #what would I do if I could just do whatever

[carnivalcarriondiscarded]

pros of doing Physical Labor: i feel like a real person! i accomplished something!! it was rewarding work!

cons: Ow Ow Owie Ow Ouch Ow Ow Ow

#also cons: im a fucking dumbass and did not eat like. Anything #before doing uhhhh 6-7 straight hours of intense box-throwin' dolly-totin' heavy-liftin' #but hey! we stayed hydrated! #and we got a nice dinner to reward ourselves #also because we were both lowkey dying but yk yk #nah im kidding it wasnt that bad #we were both just exhausted overworked and nauseous #AND WE GET TO DO MORE TOMORROW!!!! #though this time we Know Better. we will Consume Energy before Spending It. #im very not excited #i want to lay on the floor and dissolve #absolutely unprompted #BUT!!! aha!!!! another pro!!! #despite my arms feeling like theyre about to pop right off at the socket #i got Art Motivation #i Scribbled! the ideas Flowed! #i only did like two things tho #one of which i will finish coloring tomorrow #the other will be queued #yall are getting some laughingstock in the morn' #a crumb.... i hope its tasty #the Spiteful Motivation after a full day of not being able to scribble is unparalleled #like HA! HAHA! YOU COULDN'T KEEP ME AWAY FOREVER!! #now if yall will excuse me im gonna answer One ask. go eat some leftovers. and pass out #i have so many bruises... so many.... everything Aches <3 #wish i had some Special Gummies rn smh

[majorshatterandhare]

Bert apparently is a diminutive of names such as Albert, Robert, Berthold, Umberto, Gombert. Bert means bright. And Bertie is just double diminutive.

What fucked up Bert name do you think Bertie is short for? Personally, I’m going with “Cookedbert” which is listed on the wikipedia page for the name, but I highly doubt is a real name. Although “Rawbert” is also listed there so maybe his name wasn’t Cooked until after he died.

#the mechanisms #rawbert is a funny play on robert and cookedbert is opposite to that #but the wiki page also lists ‘whitebert.’ ‘blackbert.’ and ‘orangebert.’ #as well as ‘nigerbert’ which im hoping is just a bert from niger #orangebert had no search results fyi. i mean it had results but not for ‘orangebert’ other than the Bert wiki #nigerbert had slightly better results but not by much #i didnt look up the others #also yes this post does play off of bertie dying by microwave #bertie #i have no clue what is going on on the bert wiki page though #someone should probably figure that out

[aqqleshiqqing-archive]

they had pokedonalds after this ☝️

#if you can't read my handwriting... im sorry #im so proud of this 🔥🔥🔥 im COOKING #i dont even know if they have makeup safe for pokemon but LET'S JUST PRETEND IF IT'S NOT THE CASE!!! I KNOW RUBY CAN DO MAKEUP #EVEN BETTER THAN HIS OWN MOM (I SUCK AT MAKEUP) #GARDEVOIR MY BELOVED RAAHHHHH #pokespe parents #~ art #♥️ memoryshipping #ruby.fam #🍀 s/i: jaide (mangaverse) #my hand is actually dying #FUFCIKCKCKC I CANT EDIT IT I TURNED OFF MY COMPUTER RAAGGH #jaide (mangaverse).insert

[evillandscaper]

consider: odd squad in which everything is the same except the partners are roommates (and also unsupervised children)

#odd squad #olive dyed her hair bright pink as well. to make him feel better #the thing is that she actually pulls it off #odd squad pbs kids #agent olive #olive odd squad #agent otto #otto odd squad #my art

[satans-knitwear]

Sorry I'm so special and delicious. Like its my fault...

Treat me ~ Tip me

#Help im dying. Zoom meeting with unknown work people approaches. I will NOT throwup. I CAN do this. I know how to breathe. #Putting my self out there is painful and terrifying. My chest hurts so bad. #This better pay off. Or at least not be the end of the world like my brain is telling me it probably is. #Lets admire me being an absolute genuine snacc to make us all feel better hm. Solid plan. #Proud of that look. A good time indeed. #Satans knitwear #Alt pinup #Pinup girl #Underbust corset #Pvc corset #Black lace lingerie #Strappy lace lingerie #Lace top stockings #Holdups #Pretty lingerie #Black lingerie set #Pasties #Tassles #Body chain #Gold chain #Tassle pasties #Lace pasties #blonde bombshell #my gif to you

[kimmkitsuragi]

the only dialogue options when astarion is trying to manipulate his siblings being "dont you have a heart????" and "yes definitely trust this guy" and keeping quiet..... sigh

#once again i find myself thinking long and hard at his cutscenes #at one hand they're trying to kidnap him which is obv fuck off #at the other hand baby cant you try to be better. maybe #just an idea #i get where he's coming from like this is great characterization i get it but #as your bf. baby. please snsndndjfhf #playing bg3 #i have yet to finish shart's business btw i just had to take a long rest #i was dying fr