i've got the strangest feeling (this isn't our first time around)
by @chironshorseass @posallys
Landscapes change and empires crumble, sending their marble and gold and silver into the greedy ocean—and through the millennia this is the game they play: one life, then another, and then another.
It begins like this:
Rain pouring from the sky, pelting anything it can reach. He lets it hit him, reveling in the sting. Clouds cover the sun, turning everything around him a dark, eerie grey. There’s wind, too, kicking up any dry sand that may remain, and blowing branches off trees in the distance.
The waves are rough and choppy, violently crashing against the shore. The tide is far too high, the crests far too tall, threatening the town that sits just beyond the sand. The ground trembles beneath him, only serving to make the waves more brutal.
Thunder crashes from atop a mountain in the distance, a flash of lightning following in quick procession. A warning, perhaps, though not one he intends to heed.
That "sometimes I wish I could forget some parts of my life. Like today." when you exit that one building on Thessia and you're suddenly face to face with a fricking Reaper was a Mood(tm)
I'm also choosing to take the Kai Leng email ironically because it legit reads like the Giacomo hate mails from BKO 😭😭
I am so CLOSE!!! to being done w/this fuckin fic I'm writing!! I can taste it!!! and the ONLY thing!! keeping me from finishing this shit today!!! is the fact that I have to work!!! capitalism u skank!!!!
I discovered Big Top Burger a few days ago, and in a short period of time, I've managed to not just convert my fiancè, & he went and showed his coworkers.
Jealous! Ex Boyfriend Isagi who's gonna do anything to get you back. Refuses to change his wallpapers on his phone or your contact name because "We'll be back together by next week, she's just pissed".
Jealous! Ex Boyfriend Isagi you calls you a million times a day to try and talk to you. "Come on Baby, come back home" "miss you, dinner later? Awe come on bunny you know I want to see you, let's talk this out" "Babe, it's been almost two weeks, I'm getting clowned by all the guys you need to come home" 🤡
Jealous! Ex Boyfriend Isagi who cant stand the fact this shit has gone on two weeks, and nearly implodes when he finds out you went on a movie date with some guy. Some asshole who doesn't love you. Not like he does. Movie dates were your thing you did together.
Jealous! Ex Boyfriend Isagi who might have sent a death threat with a burner phone... but you can't prove that. It's pure coincidence that "movie guy" dumps you almost immediately.
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Jealous! Ex Boyfriend Isagi who still sends you daily mirror/dick pics. You save them even if you are completely ignoring him, you'll never admit that to him. It's not fair that he looks so damn good.
Jealous! Ex Boyfriend Isagi sends almost nightly cum shot videos too. Moaning and whimpering about how much he loves you as he stroked himself, the precum that leaked out from edging himself slicked his cock till you could hear it through the video. "Look how much I miss you baby girl" he groaned, slapping his dick down on his sticky abdomen, "Wanna feel how much that pretty pussy misses me too".
Jealous! Ex Boyfriend Isagi who corners you at Reo's house party to resolve the issue before pulling your skirt up to eat your pussy, couldn't care less that the bozo you were dancing with earlier finds you two with beers in hand until he decides to try and speak up. Yoichi stands and takes the beer that was meant for you out of his hand, taking three big drinks from the bottle before tipping it and spilling it down the front of the guys shirt. Yoichi's eyes are dark as he takes your hand "better get cleaned up buddy, gonna take my girl home".
— TiTLES : the clown , the one in rainbow attire , the jester , the trickster , the creator of balloon animals , (pronoun) who has the ability to make an entire room light up with joy , (pronoun) who has the ability to make an entire room fill with laughter , the one with a red nose and oversized shoes , the last clown in the clown car