#burrito madness

[byler-alarmist]

El unwittingly created the perfect day in Lenora for Max, not Mike

#elmax stranger things #elmax #el hopper analysis #el hopper byers #may mayfield #i bet max would love burritos for breakfast #skating #games #mad max #stranger things #st4 rewatch #st analysis #st tumblr #st brainrot #byler tumblr #anti milkvan #anti mlvn

[byanyan]

byan being sick but refusing to go to the doctor so you gotta lie to them, say you're gonna take 'em to claire's so they'll get in the car in that same way you'd tell a dog you're gonna take them to the park in order to get them to the vet

#then u gotta wrangle them into a blanket burrito like u would a cat so they can't scratch u while u carry them inside all hissing & growling #they can still bite tho so be v careful about putting any part of ur body too close to their face #then they're gonna be mad at u for like a week afterward so. have fun with that too lmao #they're a petty bitch when they're mad at someone ok....... gonna hide all ur remotes & replace ur sugar w salt #clog ur sink with glitter and maybe break a window if they're feeling really spicy #━━ ˟ ⊰ ✰ shitpost ⋮ bold of you to assume i've reached peak dumbass.

[idasessions]

Groupie/waitress Francine Brockey and singer-songwriter Gram Parsons, 1970. Photo by Andee Nathanson.

According to Francine’s close friend and fellow groupie, Nancy Deedrick, Francine was one of the reasons Gram and girlfriend Nancy Ross were frequently on-again/off-again throughout the late 1960s. Andee also claims the reason Gram’s appearance was so brief at the beginning of the 1970 Mad Dogs & Englishmen tour was because he was disappointed to discover Francine had moved on to Leon Russell’s drummer Chuck Blackwell.

#francine brockey #gram parsons #andee nathanson #groupies #singers #songwriters #country rock #country #folk #classic rock #the byrds #the flying burrito brothers #flying burrito brothers #mad dogs & englishmen #mad dogs and englishmen #faves

[hidefdoritos]

So I listen to Check Your Thread, and inspired by the episode about the Winter of Care and Repair, I'm trying to talk more about what I mend and fix.

A couple years ago, I thrifted a small shirt that said "Sorry I'm late. I saw a dog." I cut the text out and whipstitched it onto this navy blue shirt with tiny white polka dots. And I've worn it maybe 5 times, because it comes across as an attitude tee, which I don't like. So, I took the text back off!

I'll probably pass the base shirt along because I don't like it either. I'll recycle the letters for some other undecided project.

Also, the handle on my frying pan has been a ~wiggly boi~ for a while. I finally got out my screwdriver and tightened it back down. So happy that it has an actual screw rather than rivets or some other non-repairable fastener! It was the first thing I looked for (after food-safe-ness) when I went thrifting for pans.

#cj sews #diy #sewing #solarpunk #it's not waste until you waste it #use it up wear it out make it do or do without #winter of care and repair #thinking of using these letters and some letters from my old Burrito Joint job shirts to spell out CRYPTID across the back of another shirt #why the back? bc my cargo job keeps wearing logos off the fronts of my shirts #and i think it's funny to be able to put on a jacket and be business casual #and take it off #and there's something like “IM MAD AT THE IRS” on the back

[reuxben]

Here’s our MTGinktober for “Dagger,” starring Kaya, Ghost Assassin; Royal Assassin; Dowsing Dagger; and Quick-Draw Dagger! I used to love reading Madness Magazine and jumping straight to those zany gags in "Assassin vs. Assassin."

Click this post’s Source link for this piece’s Making-Of.

More MTGinktober here.

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Reuxben

#Reuxben #MTGinktober #Inktober #Magic: The Gathering #Kaya Ghost Assassin #Royal Assassin #Dowsing Dagger #Quick-Draw Dagger #Spy vs. Spy #Parody #Spoof #Mad Magazine #Slimy Burrito Illusion #Unfinity #Wild Ogre Bupkis #Unglued Pea-Brained Dinosaur #Inktober 2023 #Black and White #Traditional Art #Artists on Tumblr #MTG Fan Art #Stickers #Planeswalker

[chanrizard]

#brb im having an existential crisis a mental breakdown and an epiphany all rolled together in a nice burrito of madness #p

[lucasthecoffeshopguy]

haven't been able to cook something rlly good or eat my favorite foods in the way that I like them recently and it's doing horrors for my mental health. I would honestly settle for Kraft mac n cheese and dino nuggies rn (I don't like Kraft brand mac n cheese and much prefer homemade but that's ridiculously expensive and dino nuggies are fine I guess but I prefer something crisper like popcorn chicken or McDonald's nuggets)

#i want spaghetti and homemade meat sauce #i want lovingly made enchiladas #i want thick grilled burgers with crisp and bright lettuce #freshly fried wings in buffalo sauce #pulled pork sandwiches #hashbrowns and chicken fried steak and biscuits and gravy #freshly baked pineapple upside down cake #cheerios with frozen blueberries #bleu cheese and celery sticks #sharp and sweet coke with wet burritos and mexican rice and refried beans #tortilla chips and guac #hot fries that are almost soggy with grease and generously battered and fried fish #mashed potatoes and slowly braised beef with a thick gravy #cheese and carbs and meat and veg #im so. fucking. hungry. #and every time i look in the pantry or the fridge to cook something i can't come up with anything #we have no spices no pasta no cheese no nothing #cuz apparently even pepper is too fucking expensive #im gonna die #im gonna literally die #anyways would like to mention that this is all being caused by a new insurance that has been slowly draining every cent from this family #also my bones hurt im gonna scream and rip someone's face off and fucking eat it #even tho it sounds gross im just rlly mad

[wabblebees]

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#been fighting for my fucking LIFE against a 24hr migraine #after gettin home from work yesterday i tried Everything. #sleeping+water+food+meds+staggering MORE meds+showering w/the lights off+massaging to release my clenched jaw+tea+sunglasses inside+etc #gave up on getting rid of it a WHILE ago & have just been riding the waves #so tell me why. just now. after eating thee Worst microwave burrito of my entire life. its FINALLY RECEEDED. to be just my normal headache. #im not joking. #the last 24hrs ive been making SURE to have Real Nutrients in my body bc ik thats like. step 1 to ''make the Pain Brain bearable'' #and yet nothing. NOTHING has put a dent in it. save for the worlds soggiest shittiest frozen burrito #im like. legit kinda mad abt this lmfao #i microwaved that fucker and horked it down even tho what ive been craving all day is mediterranean food bc we dont HAVE any close enough #but what we do have. is frozen shitty burritos. and granted ! my headache is not Gone. but my headache is NEVER Gone #ive had the same headache since i was 12 #but legitimately 2 minutes after that stupid burrito. we went from a 7/10 on the headache scale to a FOUR #infuriating. i deserve gyro after all that. or maybe shawarma... #neither of which we have in the house. terrible #anyway. complaint session over lmao #if u read this ily. mwah.<3 kthanxbye #bee speaks

[fatmilkers]

tiktok should be banned from making food hack restaurant videos

#tt #workposting #these ppl want a 16 pound burrito they saw on tiktok n get mad when its $50

[your-local-grinning-cat]

WE HAVE 2023’S PUBLIC EXECUTION TONIGHT, HOW ARE FEELING ABOUT THAT???

😼

Last year the fireworks managed to catch me off guard, I admit. This year I am prepared. I will not be caught unawares this time! My guard will never lower! I will be vigilant until the end! They won’t sneak up on me!

I WILL DEFEAT THEM!

#ar: he’s going to defeat them by hiding under the bed while snuggled up in a blanket burrito #che’nya: it’s an effective strategy!!!!!!! #che’nya: and then after they leave it is time for the ZOOMIES!!! #ar: *sighs* #che’nya chats #twst rp #che’nya rp #broken + mad = fun #// ooc but psa please keep your pets safe! New Years is when most animals get lost and so many animals get stressed by the loud noises! #// ooc so make sure your furry friends are bringing in the new year as happy as you are too! they will thank you for it 💜

[leviiackrman]

Good deed of the day: I saved a hedgehog in my garden!!

#personal* #jess talks #I had a burrito hedgehog cuddle and it was the greatest experience #my doggo went mad at it trying to get it #and the poor thing was terrified #it didn’t come out of its ball for ages so my mum was so scared she had hurt/killed it #but I waited and he was breathing so I grabbed a towel and wrapped him up #walked him over to the other end of my garden and put him carefully in the hedge! #now he’s gone home cus I went back 10 mins later and he had moved!! #was so scared he was hurt but I’m so relieved he’s okay!! #Ps: how do I apply to be a zoo keeper

[gaytedlasso]

My Uber Eats delivery guy just used two emojis in every message he sent me, sooo earnestly said he felt bad that he didn’t grab me extra napkins, and rode a bike 2 miles to deliver my food… pretty sure that was Castiel

#he also sent me a message just to ask if there was anything he could do to make my delivery more special like?? #dude you’re just bringing me a burrito it’s okay you’re doing enough #literally so mad I didn’t screenshot the messages cuz they’re gone now #el.pdf #castiel

[kirishwima]

apparently not only will i bring forth the end of the world, but according to another patient, i will kill god too! what a busy schedule i got ahead of me

#he was so mad about it too :| #same patient said he will get into my stomach and become my child which send so many shivers up my back ill low key vomit #but alas we move on forwards and finish the pile of medical essays i gotta do #psychiatry is fun but good lord the PAPERWORK #burrito talks #delete later

[quitetheketch-moved]

I ordered a fiesta veggie burrito when i got dinner and saved it for after my nap and i just tore into it to find that whoever made it swapped my black beans for refried ones as if those are remotely comparable but especially when its going to be eaten cold later 

#i'm so mad 🤣 #i had to reheat it to make the beans edible and it made the lettuce wilt because of Course it did #i got half way through before i had to tap out #thankfully i've got another burrito i can grab in a bit but alkfdj;lsajdf;lkjsadf #who hates me

[eonars]

mmkay today i spent many multiple hours doing the most in depth ITchad shit ive ever done, put away 2 loads of laundry that had been sitting wrinkling in the basket for more than a week, sent off some proposals for some freelance data entry/transcription tings, AND got started on some planning stage things for a somewhat elaborate birthday gift im making for a friend. i think now it might be time for some chocklit and a blent and an early night

#im pmsing like mad as well #which means im at my peak of anemic #might throw a burrito into this equation #and then put on some dubbed norwegian kids movies and VIBE OUT MY BROTHERS

[littledisasterbabby]

i don't feel well!!!!!! :(

#i called in sick to work and i KNOW my boss is mad at me #i might have triggered a formal meeting or whatever too #and that's making me so nervous #but i've been tossing and turning and sweating and shaking all night #i can't go in #i gotta stay in bed and be a cosy burrito all day:( #i guess #im always pushing my colleagues to take sick days whenever they need #even to take the piss with their sick days #but i feel so guilty and unconvinced of my own validity :(