#but also just straight up facts

[clouvu]

Offering lil doodles of them bc my eyes have been opened

#genshin impact #furina #clorinde #furinde #furina's character story 5 and her voicelines about clorinde has left me so mentally ill in the head #THE WAY FURINA FELT THAT SHE WAS NO LONGER WANTED AND ALMOST IMMEDIATELY CLORINDE POPPED UP TO INVITE HER TO A LIL GATHERING AMONG FRIENDS #NOT TO MENTION THAT CLORINDE IMMEDIATELY OFFERED TO PAY FOR HER TO HAVE BETTER LIVING CONDITIONS #EVEN WHEN DECLINED SHE STILL HELPED FURINA TIDY UP HER NEW APARTMENT BEFORE THEY WENT OUT FOR DRINKS TOGETHER #the way clorinde was no longer bound to any sort of contract but still went to visit furina and help her out of her own volition is so????? #AND the fact that little miss stonefaced 24/7 clorinde actually SMILED at furina???? chewing on aluminum foil #oughhhh they scratch at my brain so nicely #ALSO!! ALSO!! THE LONGING IN FURINA'S VOICE WHEN SHE SAYS HOW MUCH SHE TRUSTS CLORINDE AND MISSES HER IS SO!!!!!!!!! #crawling on the walls and howling as we speak #4.2 had made me already so deranged about furina to the point where she shot up from being just a funky lil guy to straight hyperfixation #I just thinjk;;;;;;; she deserves to be happy for once in her life (and have her lil emotional support bodyguard gf w/ her to smooch)

[puppetmaster13u]

Prompt 168

So. Apparently halfas are like phoenixes or something, which Danny would’ve really liked to know. 

See, usually with ghosts if they’re forced to retreat to their cores they reform as was, but apparently, since they’re still partially living, schrodinger's people and all that, halfas have to regrow their body from scratch. At least that’s what he’s understanding from Frostbite. 

But how come he has to deal with it? It’s Dan’s fault for trying to pull such a stunt! Oh, it’s either him or Vlad? Well fuck, he might have calmed down and is going to therapy in both the living realm and the Zone, but he’s waaay not equipped to raise a child except for like, monetarily wise. 

Well dammit, how long will this core incubation thing last, he has his new job in… let him check which offer he accepted again… He has his new job in Coast City that he needs to finish packing for and then all the rest of the stuff to do. 

What do you mean it’ll take months?! He doesn’t have months?! Urgh, fine. At least being a mortician isn’t that exciting, nor dangerous. Just hand him Dan’s core and he’ll figure things out for the living side of things. He’s sure Tucker and Sam wouldn’t be against helping, if only to try and claim favorite aunt or uncle spots. 

#dcxdp #dpxdc #prompts #Coast City is where Hal Jordan lives hilarious enough #I just chose a random city but honestly a green lantern city is hilariously on brand for where Danny would choose to move #He’s just a cheerful space core dude who is glaring down several ghosts & helping others move on while he’s working #He’s also slightly uncanny valley to people outside of Amity & doesn’t realize it #He runs into a reporter Wes at some point & okay the fact he looks like the lady doing math meme when seeing Dan? #Utterly hilarious #Danny holding a newborn with matching slightly pointy ears and claws :) #Wes who is *pretty sure* Danny is cis but is second guessing everything now: #Danny is going to do his best to avoid any hero BS #He’s trying to do his JOB #Who cares if he brings his baby to work he needs to eat and he isn’t going to hire a babysitter #Bby Jordan tried to set the house on fire during his last tantrum do you THINK anyone else can deal with him? That’s what he thought now ou #Ellie visits as well & straight up melts out of the wall sometimes like a horror movie #She has weaponized her goo powers and is also excited to show her dad her new gravity ones #Space Core Danny + Fire Core Vlad = Sun Core Dan #Ellie has a Moon core (something something phases of the moon & travelling across the night sky) #Danny is encountering so many rogues and heroes and just doesn’t acknowledge it because he has a literal BABY who can destroy the entire JL #He’s very tired and would like a nap now

[gunpowdercarousel]

Shadowheart: Lae'zel, how would you punish someone who had wronged you?

Lae'zel: Wronged me how?

Shadowheart: I dunno. Murder... or theft.

Me: Haha what a funny hypothetical question, but I guess it's good that Shadowheart wants to learn about Githyanki culture. Of course she would be curious, and clearly she's just using a theoretical scenario as a basis for her questions.

Me:

Me: HEY WAIT A MINUTE OH MY GOD YOU

#yes it took me until like a week ago to figure out why she asks those particular questions #like #like it's not even subtle I'm just a fucking idiot apparently #also shoutout to the fact that shadowheart sounds weirdly aroused by how sadistic the gith are #lae'zel straight up says they would torture someone who stole from them #and shadowheart's like “heh. nice.” #baldur's gate 3 #baldur's gate iii #bg3 memes #lae'zel #shadowheart #shadowzel #bae'zel

[bloody-teared-angel]

I don't know if I'm sad or angry about *H*H* and how it portrayed Hell and its Highest Princes, Kings, Presidents and Marquis or lack thereof. If Miss Medrano truly wanted to criticise Christianity, she could've utilised Demonology and people who work with them. And no, not all Demons are evil.

There are also videos of people having some experiences working or conjuring them and some Demons also want to share their knowledge.

King Paimon - There are videos of people talking about working with King Paimon and I highly recommend watching them. He teaches all arts, philosophies and all secrets things - an offering to him must be made.

Prince Orobas - faithful to the ones that conjure him, never deceives them, gives true answers to past, present and things to come, divinity and creation of the world, confers dignities and prelacies, and favour of friends and foes. - this Prince could be a nice depiction of Demons working with humans, since Prince Orobas along with King Paimon love sharing knowledge -

Prince Stolas - astrology, knowledge of herbs, plants and precious stones. Again, since he's the 'main character' in *H*B* they could show him teaching humans or those who desire to know more - imps or sinners. Then again....

Marquis Gamigin - teaches all liberal sciences and gives an account of the souls of those who died in sin and drowned in the sea. Stays with the conjurer until they are satisfied.

There are also tortured demons, who still wish to return to heaven - Phenex for example - also a pacifist demon, who got casted out of heaven due to not picking a side (no, not Belphegor who was just lazy). All of this could be written as a tragedy, a criticism of God and Christianity, that not all Demons are evil, how Satanists (not in horror movies) and others worship someone else other than God.

(TLDR, I still don't understand why they want to redeem sinners when heaven was shown to be worse than hell.)

#wasted potential to hell and back #anti hazbin hotel #anti helluva boss #hazbin hotel critical #hazbin hotel criticism #helluva boss critical #helluva boss criticism #they keep failing to utilise hell as this place of punishment #it's just second earth nothing more #criticise Christianity but do not whitewash POC figures in it #the fact she also got demonology wrong and is straight up spitting on canonical fall of Lucifer - his pride was his undoing #and his characterisation is truly laughable #everyone is an uwu angsty soft boy in hell #heaven is worse than hell hell is just another earth #anti vivziepop #vivziepop criticism

[cherubytes]

ultrakill is the only fandom where i've actually enjoyed the fact that people will literally ship anyone with anyone

#it usually bothers me a bit like. c'mon there's more interesting things to focus on #but the dynamics people come up with over here. they catch my attention #yes i will read your essay on this important characters relationship with Random Enemy number 3. please tell me more <3 #also its funny sometimes #i just saw sisyphus/sisyphean insurrectionist. i never would have thought about that but i love it #ig when no character is even slightly normal every dynamic just has its own interesting thing idfk #and the fact that half the characters are just straight up blank slates #there's stuff that makes me roll my eyes a bit obv i dont like everything. but i've never enjoyed this many dynamics at once #ramblings #ultrakill

[m-o-o-n-f-i-r-e]

help i’ve fallen for another ship comprised of two insane autistic queers that want each other dead despite also being willing to do literally anything for the other even at risk to themselves

#nygmobblepot #i literally never gave a shit about the penguin and the riddler #but the moment my brother makes me watch a show where they are portrayed by theatre nerds who care about the characters #i become obsessed instantly #i would watch the show out of the corner of my eye while my brother and dad were watching it and see oswald and id just think #that little weirdo is the only thing that makes me like this show its so fun when hes on screen #then ed starts showing up more and i start to love his autistic ramblings and general energy #then ed kills a guy and i think fuck i love this show so much #then i see them interact and find out that they are semi canon??? #like oswald is canonically in love with ed but the show seems to want you to think that ed just doesn’t reciprocate #but he obviously does and just doesn’t realize at the beginning because he thinks hes straight #but by the end that man is NOT hiding how much he loves oswald #like what the fuck was that hallucination scene if not his concince trying to make him realize how much he loves oswald #and there scene in the last episode in the car??? #like that man has finally accepted that hes in love and is finally ready to act on it #anyways rant over they are just like hannigram and danbert and i will never change my mind #also their actors fucking killed in their rolls i love them #and fun fact: edward was cory michal smith’s first role outside of theatre and it fucking shows in the best ways #him being a mostly theatre person just adds so much to edward and makes him just so enjoyable to watch #now the rant is actually over #gotham #gotham tv

[nevarroes]

can i be honest i never understood artists getting so mad or hurt about breaking mutuals or whatevr. like unfollowing without soft blocking or actually blocking

#its always giving insta mentality to me #not artist insta private one w the “im not ur fan remove me” #most mutual follows happen because i liked someones art nd they liked mine why does it matter so much if one party stops #like maybe smth u draw just makes me uncomfortable. maybe i just dont fw ur current fandom why do we make it SO personal #u couldnt pay me to care that much unless we actually were friends nd talked before and not just mutuals #im not saying that u cant feel hurt about unreasonable things right but the fact that this is the default idk…. idk dawg #maybe someone just doesnt like the art anymore im sorry why do u always assume its max level malicious #i also say artists specifically because i feel like that? should not just be about the person? #if someone doesnt like my art anymore (without straight up hating ME) I still like theirs like why r u guys always so petty

[doctorwhoisadhd]

one thing about me is that i am aroace. please take everything i ever say as the opinion of an aroace person who will relationship anarchy everything on the earth. do not forget this

#ari opinion hour #any time i talk about any kind of sex it is in an entirely aroace relationship anarchy way. there is no such thing as romance also #romance is in fact less real than sex imo #at least sex is an activity. romance just straight up does not exist To me

[dustofthedailylife]

Just found this [picrew] on insta with the prompt to create the anime male version of yourself. And I thought it was kinda cool!

Feel free to participate and tag someone, no pressure though ❤️

Also why do I low-key look like Thoma with glasses? HELP 😂

Tagging: @hiraya-rawr @the-travelling-witch @ainescribe @polalcee + whoever else wants to participate.

#picrew #reblog game #I straight up look like Thoma and that kinda scares me #Given the fact I also love Japan and am from Germany and would have a pyro vision according to some quiz... #I'm just female Thoma omg #is it appropriate to say that I would date me #because I totally would #also kind of makes me want to be an anime guy now

[coldgpa]

Ok but I just wanna say Joseph Quinn's acting here... I feel like I can literally see Eddie's nervousness at interacting with steve. How he messes with his hands and keeps glancing over to gauge steves reactions.

You can literally see his character THINKING and contemplating about getting into Steve's face before he commits to it

And I just love that we see him just give a satisfied full blown smile at making steve get nervous, like he got the reaction he wanted to. Like...? This is what's happening in this scene and people still dont think eddie had some kind of a crush on steve?

#stranger things #steddie #like god this scene alone was enough to make me completely reevaluate all their other scenes together #before this scene i hadnt even considered them #and then i was like... holy shit #stranger things 4 #eddie munson #like i dont get how someone could watch this scene and not immediately think it gave gay vibes #joseph quinn was playing for romance #the guy is gay. just is #the proof is jist the goddamn show #also the fact that steve is straight up giggling about another man getting up in his space? no str8 nan is reacting like that #analysis

[fahbev]

hey @sillysealll!! Im the anon who sent you this ask. I did in fact end up doing it.

So here’s my… I don’t even know what to call it? It’s not a redraw because I definitely traced it, but it’s also more than just a coloring job. I guess I can call it an edit?

Here’s my edit of the first page of sillysealll’s amazing kid gang au!

and down here is the original ⬇️

soooo… you may have noticed that I changed Jason’s outfit. That was by accident 😔. I misunderstood his clothes and by the time I realized, I was already committed. So then I thought… what if he’s just borrowing Dick’s hoodie? So I colored it red and here he is. Wearing Dicks hoodie.

also, I tried to keep with the original style, but by the time I got to inking that was kind of out the window bc I got super pen-happy.

Oh, also also! Nobody asked but this was my Batmobile ref (I flipped it)

I gotta find a faster way of coloring— I literally traced your art and it still took me 11 hours

#That Batmobile prob took the longest #I copy pasted it so I only drew it twice #but I made a bad decision with my layers so I had to ink it all four times separately #coloring it was confusing as hell and now that I’m zoomed way out I can see how odd it looks #Guys I’m not used to drawing metal that isn’t curved #I didn’t know where to put the highlights so I just shaded it like hair 😭😭 #There’s a few other things I changed but all in all I tried to stick close to your vision #also that tire and his shoes took me awhile #Want you to know also that I sketched in bright magenta #fun fact I didn’t even ink the third panel #that one was very closely traced so the sketch was super clean and I didn’t wanna ink all those details #so I just turned it black and moved the layer up #I inked the Batmobile tho #This is probably gonna be the only page I do #Anyway y’all know that hyperfixation state where you draw for four hours straight and then suddenly you realize you’re starving and also — #have to pee super bad and you don’t even know what room to go in first? #Been awhile since I’ve been able to activate that

[dailykugisaki]

Day 152 | id in alt

Fushiguro but the only facts he says are animal facts ONLY related to the animals that his ten shadows take. And also we won't stop shoving in frog facts around Kugisaki, She's going to kill him.

#dailykugisaki #jjk #kugisaki nobara #fushiguro megumi #the fact i stopped coloring in the middle of this to do a word search might be bad #I WAS ALSO BUSY TALKING WITH MY NEW OOMFS OKAY #THEY'RE FUN TO TALK TO #Also Kugisaki just straight up insane hates frogs and every time Fushiguro mentions them a year drops off his life

[stewyhosseini-bf]

No but what’s so funny (sad but. Also funny) to me about Kendall and Caroline‘s relationship is that she’s so disinterested in him as a whole, the narrative doesn’t even care to dig into that. We know literally nothing about their relationship, there’s no like. Childhood-moments they bring up, like we get a lot with shiv, nothing about their present relationship like we see with her and Roman. It’s literally just. Kendall bores the shit out of mom, can we talk about this in the morning (leaves before he wakes up), can you maybe please not partake in my wedding events, your father/ my ex-husband doesn’t want to see you, are you sure you want to come here (to Barbados) after specifically asking Shiv to come though. She doesn’t give a fuuuuuuck lmao….

#it’s so fucked but also this is also a win for my Connor Kendall understanders agenda #they both understand the very unique relationship of a parent just not caring about them at all like. whatever the others got going on #that‘s not part of it lol #and I do believe both of their insistence on being the eldest son at least partly stems from that or maybe it’s just Kendall idk. but like #when your parent just straight up ignores you I guess you‘re gonna take what you can get which is. well maybe they care more about you but #I WAS THE FIRST ONE. and that’s a fact ! #actually maybe I’m onto something bc even if Kendall is not the eldest son of Logan he IS the eldest son of Caroline #so yeah idk. rotating this in my head #kendall Roy #Caroline collingwood #succession

[hattiestgal]

I think we should normalize bellyrubs

#hat talks #important opinions only from me today #posts a puppygirl would make #but also theyre just actually nice #beyond the fact that youre straight up getting your tummy rubbed #its also just like #pleasant intimate touch #like thats your softest part and youre letting someone pet you there... #(im normal about bellyrubs)

[chaoticdumbassary]

Seven Kings Must Die + Onion and Reductress Headlines 

7KMD Trailer & Promotional Materials + Headlines

#seven kings must die spoilers #seven kings must die #the last kingdom #half of these are edited and the screencaps are so choppy it makes me want to scream but whatever #and try as i might i could not find a headline to repersent the fact that they straight up forgot that sihtric has a wife and kids #so i decided to just frankenstein one together #because why not #anyways i can't believe that reductress didn't have a headline about fridging #also I know aelfweard isn’t actually supposed to be a teenager #but he and aethelstan felt so young in the movie #and not just because their actors were 20

[enbygunderson]

If you crash a post made by a victim discussing their experiences with narcissistic abuse with walls of text and preface it all with "I have NPD": ...yeah, no shit you do.

Literally no one is saying "all NPD people are abusive", but those who aren't wouldn't be going out of their way looking up certain tags on tumblr just to finger wag and play victim on strangers' tumblr posts.

#anti npd #narcissistic abuse #die mad about it #some of y'all are straight up emotional plague rats i stg #the fact that y'all have decided any mention of someone being narcissistic is about people with NPD specifically is batshit too btw #newsflash: narcissistic is an adjective that exists outside of the full-fledged disorder #and regardless it's your responsibility to be aware of your own bullshit and do something about it #don't really gaf if an abuser has a disorder that's not a damn excuse #don't really gaf if an abuser has trauma that's also not a damn excuse #do you also argue that a school sh00ter that was bullied can't be accountable or is it just because you relate to treating people like NPCs