#but i will if i have to

[therubyreader]

I’m not done with the book yet but if anyone can point me to a pirated Foul Heart Huntsman B&N exclusive epilogue link I would be extremely grateful

#I don’t want to walk into Barnes and noble to just read the epilogue #but I will if I have to #but I believe in this community #foul heart huntsman #foul lady fortune #secret shanghai #these violent delights #our violent ends #chloe gong

[veronicathegoddess]

it's summer so this is a psa for all of you dehydrated hoes. if you bitches don't start drinking enough water everyday, i will find you wherever you are, grab your throat and force it down your mouth myself. you will hydrate, it's your choice if it's willing or by force

#please drink water #like please #i dont want to force anyone #but i will if i have to #rants and ramblings

[live-laugh-love-aziraphale]

I need a Ghost x Soap fic about an undercover mission type thing where they dress up nice and stuff and have "oh no he's hot" moment before I write it myself

#cod mwii #cod mw2 #cod mw2 fanfic #simon ghost riley #john soap mactavish #ghost x soap #soap x ghost #i can't write for shit #but i will if i have to

[blackbarbooks]

I want to gush about one piece so bad y'all, is there a non toxic and chill discord server or something out there that i can be invited to, i'm drying up over here for real

#the reddit is poison #i just want to cry about one piece #without homophobes or powerscalers cramping my fun #yeah so i think nami and zoro are gay as hell #you think pirates are straight? lol nice try #i don't want to make another discord server im drowning i have so many #but i will if i have to

[norfkid]

i’ve conditioned myself on student-living food for so long now that while i’m back at my parents’ during the holidays i’ve started craving the dissatisfaction of eating shitty packet instant noodles

#personal #uniposting #ok i lied #i just miss making stuff like shoyu ramen for myself in the late afternoons #like. i love my mum’s cooking at home but at uni it ruins going out for indian while bc it doesn’t live up to her cooking sometimes #(<- ignore the random “while” i fkn hate typos in the tags) #also we have a lot of indian takeaway places in england. it is statistically inevitable you’re going to get the shits after one of them #i’m also rly bad with food in general but i found that ramen and soup related things are foods i can actually enjoy for change #and i just never enjoy food. i never want to eat food (until it’s out of necessity) #so i just miss that a bit. i think #the privacy too! #i’m shite at cooking and i don’t enjoy it (the time spent with prep & cooking & clean to time spent eating ratio is ridiculous) #but i will if i have to #idk. as a result i’ve always been insecure about cooking at home with the family around considering i’m not good at it & wasn’t taught much #i like my lonely little ramen rituals

[saiikavon]

Is this anxiety or am I just hungry

Had a snack so I guess I’ll find out soon?

#anxiety #don’t really want to have to call the warm line again #but I will if I have to

[sasdavvero]

you have no idea how sad I am

#it's so little works I- #and i feel like i would have a very rough time writing Johan #but I will if I have to #tay parla

[astral-from-afar]

with the power of friendship I will win this bid on ebay

#Astra writes #Buying a bday gift for a friend #But it’s only found in the US #Im begging that i win #Don’t want to put in more than £25 #but i will if i have to #I must commit to the bit

[sneezemonster15]

Hinata stans, either stop trying to interact on this blog or get much smarter.

One of these two things needs to happen, something's gotta give.

#why stalk anti tags? #you clearly dont like the results #and then on top of everything you force me to make fun of you #i dont want to be impolite #but i will if i have to #so stop harshing my buzz? #or bring better arguments #anti hinata #anti nh #naruto

[convectionbo]

WHERE IS MY KANEJ AU WHERE KAZ SOMEHOW ENDS UP LIVING W A SULI GROUP AND HE MEETS INEJ AND THEY FALL IN LOVE AND HE STILL HAS HIS CANE AND EVERYTHING BECAUSE THAT IS SO IMPORTANT TO HIS CHARACTER AND HE AND HE WATCHES HER PRACTICE THE HIGH WIRE AND HELPS HER OUT EVEN THOUGH HE CAN’T DO IT AND HE GIVES STUPID POINTERS BECAUSE HE DOESN’T KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT IT  OR  HE WAS ADOPTED BY ANOTHER SULI GROUP TO THE ONE INEJ IS FROM AND HE BREAKS HIS LEG FALLING OFF THE HIGH WIRE SO WHEN INEJ AND HIS SULI GROUPS MEET/MERGE HE CAN GIVE HER POINTERS AND HELP HER OUT GODS I LOVE THEM SO MUCH I NEED THEM TO BE HAPPY

#kanej #i dont want to write it myself #but i will if i have to #inej ghafa #kaz brekker #or kaz rietveld??? #maybe???? #six of crows #i want the rest of the crows to be vaguely mentioned #or in it #because you cant have 2 #without the rest

[obvious-captain-rogers]

I know Game of Thrones is sort of dead, but does anyone know if there’s a fic that’s a role reversal for Arya and Sansa??? Like where Arya is the one stuck in King’s Landing and Sansa’s the one that Yoren manages to smuggle out and towards the Wall

#i wanna read one #but i don't wanna have to write it #but i will if i have to #game of thrones #game of thrones fic #got #fic rec

[arrowpunk]

haha I'm not normally one to do this on tumblr but certain things have gotten rather dire and I would appreciate any and all prayers for my family, specifically my younger sister.

#ramblings of an arrow #don't worry she's physically unharmed and okay #things with my parents have just gotten STUPID BAD APPARENTLY #like I knew they weren't the world's best parents but I didn't think it was gonna get this bad #anyways here's hoping that I don't have to help my 15 year old sister get emancipated and then move across the country to live with me #but I WILL IF I HAVE TO #ugh I am UPSET #gonna try to have a CONVERSATION with them later and either they'll listen to me and make some major changes #or things will get exponentially worse because how dare I try to tell them how to parent #SO WE WILL SEE #prayers appreciated #also b/c my sister doesn't have a phone and my only way of communicating with her is if she borrows my mom's phone #so if drastic measures *are* necessary then it'll be rather difficult to coordinate with her #because my parents don't really let her have privacy which isn't Good.

[genderfluid-druid]

hurr hurr I'm a human body hurr hurr I'm gonna solve all my problems using mucus

#i have not enjoyed my bout of covid #but this part seems to be over now 🤞

[mayhemchicken-artblog]

in the hour or so it took me to draw this op turned reblogs off

EDIT: reblogs are STAYING OFF. op was right and correct and i have never regretted making a post as much as this one. if you want to reblog my art you can reblog something else from my blog. or commission me, lord knows i deserve financial compensation for the nightmare this post has put me through

#art #i had to block multiple people because of this post and i easily could have blocked more #do you guys have any idea how exhausting it is to hear 400 people make the exact same unfunny joke each thinking they're being original #or worry that another person might get harassed over a post i made because of the way people are talking about them #or be harassed/insulted YOURSELF because some people don't know how to fucking behave #you guys don't get reblogs back. you should be grateful i'm leaving the post up at all.

[girlstressed]

can’t stop smiling in inappropriate situations

#personal #ITS A REFLEX IDK WHY I USED TO HAVE A RBF AND NOW I HAVE A RESTING SMILING FACE???

[sasdavvero]

every time I see a hetalia fanart I take a step towards rereading the Veraverse and all the hetaoni stories I saved years ago

#this is getting out of hand #i don't wanna go back to my hetalia phase #but i will if i have to #tay parla #hetalia #veraverse #hetaoni