#but you probably already knew that

[11x13kyle]

Ngl y’all writing about what a white feminist Wendy is while being two white women writing about your favs being into raceplay feels a little like projection

someone sent me an anon asking if the canonically racist and deplorable character would do something racist and deplorable so i said “probably.” how you saw this as “projecting” onto my “fav” is absolutely WILD and beyond me.

also wendy in this au is a white feminist journalist because everyone is at their worst here! in this specific au, i believe that wendy at her worst would be a liberal vox journalist. and i’m not gonna lie, i think a lot of these kinds of asks are very disingenuous and willfully misinterpreting things, especially considering how many times both of us have explained this au on our blogs time and time again.

#do i think wendy in every universe is a white feminist? no. this is an au. where it is one possible outcome for her life. #but you probably already knew that #microceleb au #asks

[devileaterjaek]

#kh #kh2 #nobody #nobodies #kh nobodies #dragoon #kingdom hearts #the lesser nobodies are based on jrpg classes #but you probably already knew that

[the-blathermouth]

If you've been keeping track of Ken Pender's nonsense then you probably already know that he talked about how he wanted to put Sally losing her virginity to Geoffrey in the Archie comics and then spent a night defending it, this is already wrong on multiple levels but I wanted to see just how bad it was by finding out Geoffrey's age.

I did some digging and while I didn't find anything that said what his EXACT age was I did find that he was a growing child while Sally's older brother Elias Acorn was still an infant (and that's already pretty bad because Sally wasn't even born at that time), looking at this picture he seems to be around cream or tails's age at that time so he'd be around 6 to 8 at the time

Elias is 21 in the comics while Sally is 16 so there's a 5 year age gap between them, if we're to assume that Elias was 5 years old when Sally was born then that would put Geoffrey at about 11 to 13 years old

We already know that Sally was 16 when they were dating so if he was 6 years old when her older brother by 5 years was an infant and 13 years old when when she was born then that would make him 29 YEARS OLD NOW!

So yeah....an almost 30 year old was smooching up a 16 year old was almost written to deflower her as well...Penders what the fuck we're you thinking?!

if I messed up anywhere feel free to let me know, I just wanted to make this to show that treason wouldn't be the only reason that he's in space jail with scourge.

#sonic #geoffrey st. john #ken penders #elias acorn #sally acorn #i feel like i spent more time on this than i should have #why am i calculating a skunks age at three fucking a.m?! #in conclusion: penders is fucking gross #but you probably already knew that #first the Penders purge and now this #and also alot more stuff that i do and also don't know about #what the hell Penders #speculation station

[meeeeeeeep78]

Saiki K murder games,,

the site im using:

heres the export code so you can use the same cast -

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(couldnt get them images sorry) result of my first run of the game under the cut

AIURA IM GONNA CRY AKECHI HOW COULD YOU (taking away his wish ring I'm so mad /j)

Cant imagine this happening but bye saiko lmao

GO NENDOU. GOOD BOY. also WHAT HELLO KAIDOU???? (i gave him an ancient sceptre he deserves to get some magic here yknow?)

Saiki turning Nendou into a sheep feels pretty accurate honestly. Into stone even more so, but a sheep works too. ..does the sheep still have the scar and buttchin? is his wool cut the same way as his hair?????

BRO???? EXCUSE ME????????? HUH????? IMU WHAT?? HOW????

the only part of this that feels canon is Kaidou writing emo poetry

this is all reletively accurate, except for akechi not noticing bad food. and saiki turning saikos pancreas into cheese. that's not a possible apport unless you have a looooot of cheese.

saiki after season 3:

me too nendou

KAIDOU??????? WHAT????????

imu. imu honey. honey are you okay. are you trying to prove yourself to teruhashi?? are you trying to show her that's you'd be a wonderful girlfriend by committing multiple murders????

also i love that 'sheep accident' is listed as a cause of death

..oh no. the lesbians are gonna face off, arent they.

OH. honestly i thought imu would 100% win bc. yknow lasergun. but honestly common Teruhashi W

#murder games #hunger games simulator #saiki k #saiki k no psi san #cw murder #cw death #but you probably already knew that #riki nendou is a sheep and doesnt do very much

[bouncyballcitadel]

Hey Bouncy!! Saw you were doing asks! This is a variation of qn 9 - what inspires your dialogue! Do you record cool snippets that you overhear? Does it just come on the fly?! I love love love the dialogue in Citadel! It's snappy and real and funny and punchy and awesome!

Ooh also that author ask - do you draw from obscure life experiences in your writing? :D

So excited for your update, dude!!

AHHH THANK YOU SO MUCH

Honestly, dialogue is my favorite thing to write (description is my least favorite lol). If you've ever read "Hills Like White Elephants" by Ernest Hemingway, that's the kind of ✨ vibe ✨ I go for dialogue and description (or lack there-of) -wise.

For Citadel, I draw a lot on my experiences in medicine - as both a healthcare professional and a patient. But, in all honesty, Citadel is very different from the short fiction I write - as my partner so lovingly put it, "You like to write about people sitting in places and talking."

The first medicine-related short story I ever wrote was about an attending who had an ambiguous emotional affair with his resident where the resident dies in the first sentence and the rest of the story is just exploring his reaction. It's honestly the short story I'm most proud of.

#citadelwip #bouncy answers questions #i am a fan of the messiness of human relationships #but you probably already knew that

[vixlenxe]

@erabundus​ said:

it's not fine, it's not fine, there's a MESS.

“Leave it.” He says in a tone far too cheerful for the act he just committed, sounding & looking straight up deranged.

“Someone needs to leave a message for any other idiots who try the same stunt.”

#erabundus #[Country Destroyer] Scaramouche; IC #interaction; Ren #ren your big bro a little batshit insane #but you probably already knew that

[mystykmarigold]

GOD

DAMNIT

AND HERE I THOUGHT 5 DIFFERENT PEOPLE OR SOMETHING WERE PART OF THE CIRCUS

I'm sorry, I can't stop myself from making more Guys...

#The two members of the Crew that I can think of that aren't me are Red and Z #But you probably already knew that

[buggachat]

seeing a lot of talk of the season 5 finale, which is fun, i get that it was controversial (honestly the fact it was really risky is kind of one of the things i like about it lol) and wanting to add my two cents but can't think of much i haven't already said before

but something i do want to emphasize is that season 5 ending on Marinette telling the biggest, boldest faced lie she's ever told (that goes far beyond "protecting her identity") to kick off the Lila arc is by far the coolest thing they could've done imo, because I was not at all excited for the Lila arc before but now I'm totally invested. Now Lila isn't the Evil Liar to be taken down by Good Marinette. Marinette is the liar to be taken down by the very liar that she took down. It's not a story of "defeat that freakishly evil girl" anymore, but instead a story of "Marinette's own actions and decisions coming back to bite her". And the lie itself (WHICH LILA KNOWS IS A LIE!!) only exists because, and is most impactful towards, her relationship with Adrien, which is the core of the series!! I CARE about their relationship, and that's the stakes!!!

I just cannot get over how cool that is, and how much I didn't expect it. I know we all were expecting a big fight with Ladybug and Chat Noir just defeating Gabriel and then watching Chat Noir cry or whatever in the few remaining minutes of screen-time and then it's all over and done with, but that's a series finale. This was a season finale. And they did something really unique and unexpected with it, while making sure it's a juicy season-finale conflict that leaves me actually excited about season 6

also, a side note— I think the framing of the finale made this confusing so I totally get why discussions about it are kind of all over the place, but... 90% of the post-wish stuff we saw had nothing to do with Gabriel at all. It was all Mayor Bustier, who was already running for mayor and wanted to enact green laws and projected to win (she was up against D'Argencourt, the character whose schtick is that nobody ever votes for him in elections). I don't think Gabriel's wish included "Please, Gimmi, I want my son's school teacher to win the mayoral election this year" lol. So a lot of talk of "why is Gabriel's World presented in such a positive light?" is kind of weird to me. That's not Gabriel's World. That's Caline Bustier's. All we know so far about Gabriel's World is that Nathalie is in it and he is not. And frankly, the fact everyone is so happy and cheerful and living it up after his death is more a roast than anything

( also, just a reminder that the presentation of Gabriel's statue— the only scene discussing Gabriel in a positive light by someone In The Know— was done by Tomoe Tsurugi, a series antagonist, vowing to continue his work, with a song in minor key playing in the background. i feel like the question of "was this meant to be unsettling or triumphant?" is pretty obvious. just wanted to remind everyone. also by definition characters cannot celebrate gabriel as a "hero" without in the same breath celebrating monarch's, aka gabriel's, death. yknow? )

#ml s5 spoilers #re-creation spoilers #ml re-creation #recreation spoilers #ml recreation #as w all my posts this really isnt meant to be an invitation for you to tell me what you didnt like about it #i do GET IT because i think this finale was very risky and intentionally controversial so im not surprised/dont blame you if you hate it bu #i've heard a lot of arguments against it and tbh none have been able to change the fact that I actually like it a lot so #idk would probably be more productive to make your own post about it haha #also side note: WOOOOOOO THE MYSTERIOUS WOMAN CONFIRMED TO BE AMELIE WOOOO #me hearing that it was confirmed like ''why am I gasping? i already knew that''

[aromantic-diaries]

Honestly I'm glad that the aro community is moving from "we still love our friends and family we're not heartless!" to "we don't need to make up for our lack of romantic attraction with other forms of love" because yeah, our platonic and/or familial relationships are not romance-lite or a substitute for romantic love and a lot of aros reject the idea of love altogether. So yeah fuck trying to appeal to alloromantic people with the whole "we swear we're normal" thing. I don't need to make sense to anyone

Either you accept me as I am whether you understand me or not or you leave me the fuck alone

#aro #aromantic #arospec #not to mention my already existing struggle with connecting to people which was a problem before i even knew i was aro #and probably isn't related to it and has more to do with my history of rocky friendships full of dissapointment and letdowns #so my lack of romantic feelings are not to blame for my antisocial tendencies #of course there definetly are aros who are lonely souls like me and their aromanticism is connected to that but guess what #they don't owe you shit either and are not ''proof'' that aromanticism is miserable and lonely #those of us who are alone are not ''proof'' that we're incomplete without romance

[smilesrobotlover]

I made something terrible

Original:

#I JUST NOTICED THAT THIS IS LOSS #IM GOING TO #IMPLODE #I PROBABLY ALREADY KNEW TJAT BUT I JUST FORGOT #gosh I need to go to bed #midlink #twilight princess #legend of Zelda twilight princess #I mean maybe it’s not loss maybe I’m being silly but #whatever #suggestive #idk what this is don’t ask me #I’m sorry to drag you into this Renado

[knifefightandchill]

why do you reject serenity?

#because fuck you old man #re #re4r #resident evil 4 remake #my gifs #reedit #residenteviledit #re4redit #gamingedit #videogameedit #dailygaming #sounds more like an alien invasion to me #but no really why am i on a saddler kick who is to blame for this #and man this part was like holy shit at that lack of personal space #i was like :0 #i've got issues but ya'll probably knew that already lmao #also saddler please share your eyeliner game because damn

[front-facing-pokemon]

#oooohhh hell this generation is gonna be reeeeaaally rough on me. the textures on these models are Completely different from the 3ds #versions. and i do not!!! know how to do it!!!! #grookey #ANYWAY. welcome to generation eight!!! this generation will always hold a special place in my heart because it's the one that #reintroduced me to pokémon as a whole #i've talked about this multiple times in small references in the tags so i'm sure you all already know this but #when i was younger‚ i had a Passing interest in pokémon. didn't really need to play every new game or know every pokémon #but when i turned 18‚ on the SAME day pokémon sword & shield released‚ i ended up getting it for my birthday #mostly because my parents hadn't figured out what to get me for my birthday and heard that the new pokémon game came out the same day #which‚ now that i look it up‚ apparently it actually came out 5 days before my birthday. and i was just Told it came out that day #who knew. anyway‚ i got swsh for my 18th birthday. and i played the shit out of it. hyperfixation material #and that's what got me back into pokémon Properly. back into it as an Autism Special Interest type beat #and now it's stuck with me ever since. so swsh is probably always gonna be one of my favorite games in the series‚ and gen 8 one of #my favorite generations just because of what it means to me personally #gen 8 was also the last pmd game we ever got so .

[druidshollow]

ugly baby rivers is gonna be in my brain forever

its not his fault..... newborns are just ugly

(i did some rambling in the tags if u wanna look at it lol)

#species swap au #ss descent #ss rivers #ss fire #theyre so weird. puppies. i think ancients used to have....... litters. i guess. of two to three babies #but they began to evolve to have less #and now its like. twins are pretty common but more often than not you have one #lots of people are opposed to having kids at all because its viewed as cruel to introduce someone to a cycle where they are so aware of- #-their entrapment #i dont think either pregnancy was intentional but fire was probably more welcome #they didnt know she was pregnant with rivers until shed already been for a couple months- and then he was born.... probably like 7 or 8- #-weeks early #fire wasnt on purpose either but they knew earlier and didnt have any complications #they were probably recommended not to go through with fires pregnancy since rivers birth was so hard on her and he was so sick #but i think now that shed had a kid and come to like the idea shed probably be happy to have another baby #i think they have fire mmmmmmmmmm three years after rivers (this is the same gap as me and my sibling. easy to remember) #takes your ask as an excuse to babypost #druid draw

[cerise-on-top]

heyhey!! just wanted to say your works are amazing and i love them so so so SO much aagghhh!!

now onto the request— what if,, what if reader knew a ton of languages like nikolai does, and they call their s/o pet names in those languages. an example would be,, maybe if they knew french they would say 'mon chéri' or perhaps they picked up romanian at some point and would call them 'dragă'

the characters i have in mind are price, nik, alejandro, & rudy, if that's okay !! (´▽`)

sorry for the super long ask, lol :')

Hey there! Thank you, that makes me really happy to hear :D And don't worry about sending longer asks, I really don't mind ^^ Also, that request is really cute! I love reader speaking several languages and being a sweetheart in all of them :D

Price, Alejandro, Rodolfo and Nikolai with an S/O who Knows Many Languages

Price: I think he knows quite a few languages himself, being a captain in the SAS and all. Not nearly as many as Nikolai, but he probably knows a good three to four languages, so he likely wouldn’t be entirely clueless when you call him something along the lines of mon petit chou fleur. While he won’t understand every term of endearment you call him, it does warm his heart to hear you speak a language he doesn’t know. It flows off your tongue very nicely and he just loves listening to you. Depending on what kind of language it may be, even the profanities sound nice. Although whenever you want to get his attention, just to call him something in a language he doesn’t understand, he sort of expects it to be some cute pet name. Will always smile at you, even if you were to call him your albernes kleines Kaninchen. Retorts with a pet name in one of the languages he speaks. Sometimes he does feel the urge to learn a new language, just for you. Or maybe you could learn a new language together? Practice with each other and just have a good time overall? He might bring up the idea at some point.

Alejandro: Like Price, he probably knows a few languages himself. More than the average person, but not nearly as many as Nikolai. So probably three to four as well. However, because he knows Spanish there’s a good chance he can derive most words in a Romance language. Call him something along the lines of giliw and he’ll always retort with some embarrassing pet name in Spanish. Yes, he knows several languages himself, but that doesn’t mean he won’t almost always revert to Spanish anyway. Pretends that you’re using your languages against him and calls you a traitor. And, as is the rule in your household when you’ve betrayed him, you will be held accountable. Lots of chasing through the house. Will “interrogate” you to get you to tell him what you said. Call him a term of endearment in Spanish and you won’t ever hear the end of it. No matter how many times he hears you call him guapo, he always gets that goofy grin on his face. Might research embarrassing terms of endearment to use on you in any other language. And yes, his goal is to find a language you don’t speak. Once he’s found one? He’s not gonna let you live it down. He’s bested you, and that’s all he wanted.

Rodolfo: You’d actually have to call him by his name if you want his reaction since he usually just tends to block out people speaking a language he doesn’t know. Why bother trying to understand someone like that? It’s not like he’ll learn the language overnight anyway. Rodolfo knows about three languages, so not as many as Alejandro. But he knows English and Spanish, which means he can communicate in most places anyway. He thinks he knows enough languages since learning one takes roughly an eternity and he doesn’t have the time for that anyway. Call him Cục vàng and he’ll just look at you as though you’ve grown a second head. You’d have to tell him what it means and then he’ll smile. While he will always appreciate a good Hartlam, he might look at you confused until you tell him you love him. Might not always retort with a pet name of his own, but will mix it up among the languages he does know since he doesn’t wanna seem too stupid next to you. Will also sometimes look up new terms of endearment in languages he doesn’t know so he can surprise you, but might get a bit shy since he might botch the pronunciation a bit. But he tries, and that’s all that matters.

Nikolai: He canonically knows eight languages, so there’s a good chance he knows what you’re saying. Even when you’re saying something in a language he might not entirely know, he might be able to derive the word from a language he does know. Although he may love any pet name you give him, he especially loves any Russian ones since he’s very attached to his country and his native tongue. Goes absolutely wild whenever you call him radnoy. There’s just something so sweet about you calling him something nice in Russian, doesn’t even matter if you botch the pronunciation. Will always give you a hug and a kiss to your forehead since he will always be reminded of how much he loves you. But even a simple min søde skat will get him to smile, even if he has no idea what it means this time. Because of you he might be inspired to pick up some new languages along the way, maybe even ones you don’t know so you can get the same treatment he does with you. Whenever you speak a language he doesn’t know he gets heart eyes for you. You’re just so gorgeous, you’re just so very smart. However, at some point he will just start speaking Russian to you, even if you don’t know the language. He won’t say anything mean, he’ll just tell you how precious you are and how much he loves you.

#cod #cod x reader #john price #john price x reader #price x reader #alejandro vargas #alejandro vargas x reader #rodolfo parra #rodolfo parra x reader #cod nikolai #nikolai x reader #I wish I knew more languages than I actually do #I'd love to be at least trilingual. I suppose one of these days I shall learn another language #I've already started the same one twice but I never got too far since something always came inbetween #Oh what I'd give to be lovey dovey with someone in three languages #I wish I still knew Italian. I learned it in school but I never needed it again #I also had Latin. If you give me a dictionary and some time I could probably translate some sentences still #or maybe not. it's been three years now #but I suppose being cringe in German and my own dialect is just fine #I've always loved speaking my dialect to my best friend who only knows English #I've also always loved texting him in said dialect #“Your impossible to Google translate German” I love that guy so much he's so silly #I will never cease my silly dialect!! that's why there will be plenty of König to go around :-) I don't care. he speaks my dialect #gonna hit y'all with a good old Servas griaß di #König is my little Barbie doll: I make him do whatever I want #sorry this derailed into König again. I just love shaking and rotating him violently in my head ^^

[corallapis]

do love stuff that demonstrates that the master is waaay more in line with the whole gallifreyan ethos than the doctor. he like, just fits on gallifrey, you know? even his desire for control, his love of pomp and ceremony, his ambivalence edging to cruelty towards the suffering of lesser species, his conviction that things are owed to him through birthright — aren't those all just aspects of a good time lord? i like to think he could've easily stayed on gallifrey, had a truly successful and lauded life there, if something hadn't happened. and, yes, as a child, he dreamed of escape with the doctor, of seeing every star in the universe together — but was that really about leaving gallifrey to him, or being by the doctor's side? in a reality where the doctor never left gallifrey, the master wouldn't have. in a way, he sacrificed his whole rightful life for the doctor.

#i need you guys to know that in bf's short trips ''the toy'' five is literally like. #'oh he probably left gallifrey chasing after me. couldn't contemplate not crossing swords with me.' #like. we all knew that already but. the doctor has said it too. on some level he's Aware of that #doctor x master #dw

[sporadictimetravelgarden]

jet and zuko are the type of people to never admit they are together. like no wtf him ew no way after theyve been together for two years. theyre in their thirties and live together and its like what, us? dating? ha, thats crazy man, like they aren't basically married, and then no one finds out until someone accidentally find an official document that they actually are married, they did it while blackout drunk when they were nineteen and just never annulled it and kind of just stayed together

#atla #jetko #jet #zuko #you know toph already knew #aang may have felt a little betrayed but you know that katara and sokka would think that was hilarious #azula would also already know #zuko probably told his uncle but if he didnt iroh probably does think theyre just two very good friends