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#can you believe this is my introduction to hermitcraft
dinnerbug · 20 days
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An introduction
(Because I just noticed I haven't done one)
My name(s): Dinnerbug!
Both just bug or dinner work too if you want to shorten it down, and I'm also very open to Nicknames :D
My pronouns: It's (very) complicated
Sometimes She/Him feels right, sometimes He/They, sometimes They/It. But I really am not sure, so any combination of those works for me!
Things I think people should know about me:
I don't care who, what or where you are, I don't care what you believe. As long as what you like, believe, identify as or do doesn't harm anyone (harm anyone innocent that is) then you do you. I'm sick of people bullying eachother over nothing and I've worked on myself to break that mindset of 'I don't like that so it's bad'. To put it short, I'm a very accepting person and I'm only judgemental towards assholes (edited to add this because I feel it's important and I forgot it when I first made this post)
I am very anxious and I have very little self-confidence. If you interact with me in any way, be it a message, comment or ask and I don't reply, I'm probably just drowning in anxiety trying to figure out what to reply with. So if something like that happens I'm so sorry if I respond late, it just takes me time and it is not your fault. Also sometimes I start writing weirdly formally and I have no idea how I developed that habit
Miscellaneous facts: This is gonna be long
I am autistic
I am british
I am asexual
I am non-binary
I have aphantasia (it sucks)
I love LORE
My favourite kind of fanfics are the kind where all my relatable favourite characters go through severe emotional turmoil and/or get hit into a wall with great force.
I can ride a bike
My favourite games are Minecraft and Portal 2
I love puzzles
I have an amazingly terrible sleep schedule. I will often be awake until 4am and asleep until 3pm.
I hope to learn to draw so I can interact with my favourite fandoms better and perhaps even make some friends
My hair is dyed
My favourite colour is black (boring I know)
My favourite word is No
My favourite foods are pizza, pasta, cheese and coconut
I'm very detail oriented
I don't tend to ship characters much
I tend to ramble a lot in posts like this I am so so sorry lmao
I'm so terrible at introductions I had to look at how other people format theirs for reference, and this probably still isn't very good :')
Fandoms I'm in and actively interact with: If any fandoms I list here are stereotyped negatively I promise I'm a nice, chill person and I just want to enjoy things peacefully (list may change over time)
Hermitcraft
(my favourite hermits: Grian and Mumbo)
Rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles
(my favourite characters: Leo and Donnie)
Avatar: the last airbender
(my favourite characters: Zuko and Iroh)
Hazbin hotel
(my favourite characters: Alastor and Vox)
I genuinely cannot think of any more but I promise I'm active in more than three fandoms (that's another thing, I'm terrible at thinking of things when put on the spot) 😭
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King Ren and King Cleo Fusion!
Ok so for my next fusion idea for the gemcyt au by @chrisrin I wanted to do Cleo and Ren. After the episode that both ren and cleo talked about the whole king arc and they were gonna cryyyyy ;-;. Because I think the king arc was so good and I wanted to show some appreciation for the hermits who have put in the work to make it happen. So I went with Ren and Cleo, the past and current reigning king of hermitcraft. Allow me to introduce you all to Moissanite, the false diamond.
Gemstone. The fusion of Cleo and Ren of course would have some connection to diamonds or emeralds so I decided to go with Moissanite! Moissanite is a naturally occurring false diamond. They have almost the same hardness as a diamond and an even greater radiance than a normal diamond. Now although the clear variety of moissanite is a lot more convincing as a diamond replica, this gem also has a version that is also green just like emeralds! With both Ren and Cleo being the king of Hermitcraft during their storyline I find this gem to be quite fitting. The introduction of the quest system was very beneficial and noble for the server as it began but the tiny crown of the dog slowly corrupted Ren into a being of greed and paranoia. The fear that someone can take his crown. The fear that he isn’t worthy enough to wear it. That aspect is why I think it would fit the King Ren arc. Now to Cleo, their coronation was not only invalid but also under the pretence of persuasion and deception. Cleo earned her crown not through the voice of the people but by convincing Sausage to give her the crown. Furthermore the crown that she was given was not even the actual crown and they have been masquerading as royalty unknowingly. These reasons are why I believe moissanite, a false diamond, would fit the fusion of the 2 generations of kings. And also fake diamond currency in the form of royal emeralds, the dots cannot have been better connected. Let’s now move over to moissanite’s colour! Both gemsonas of Cleo and Ren have green in them, so that fits green moissanite even more! So although the reference gem for moissanite is going to be clear there will be some greens in there to call back to both of the fusion’s components and the royal emeralds as well
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Appearance. Ok for this fusion since I wanted to lean heavily into the maleficent and bowser  villain aesthetic I want this fusion to be half dragon! So the base form of moissanite would be mostly grey, a middle section between the cursed king ren and cleo’s minecraft skin. The top half of the fusion would of course look like a beefier version of an emerald while the bottom half is that of a European white scaled dragon with massive wings. The joining point of these 2 being the neck of the dragon which now holds the fusion’s body. I’d like to think the size of this fusion would be the same as that of malachite from the show. A two gem fusion that is absolutely gigantic. The humanoid part of moissanite would mostly look like an emerald but slightly beefier due to the introduction of a jasper as part of the fusion. So the arms would be stronger and the chest and waist would be wider. Moissanite’s face would lean a little more masculine with the beard it has but there's also more feminine traits such as a softer jawline. Moissanite’s hair and beard is completely white and kept in braids which calls back to historical times, in which they were associated with nobility. Moissanite has four emerald green eyes. It would also have sharp tiny horns arranged in a circle on its head to resemble a tiny crown. And the gems would of course be white. For the outfit, I think Moissanite would be wearing a voluminous white fur lined grey coat, with specs of green in the fur. Inside the coat is Victorian nobility wear with frills and lace and silk with intricate details, in different shades of grey and white. Lastly, Moissanite keeps its bright green nails extremely long as another sign of wealth and power. The fingers of which are adorned with beautiful green gem rings. To finish off the appearance Moissanite wears a pair of green visors!
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Personality. As both Ren and Cleo have quite a high amount of dedication to their roles and to the bit. I think Moissanite would be an absolute villain. Moissanite is dedicated to being the most tyrannical villain hermitcraft has ever seen. Now the difference between the cursed king Ren and Moissanite is that while the cursed king is more of a disney villain or a bowser kind of character with a bit more extravagance and whimsy, I think Moissanite would be a lot more serious and dedicated to looking as evil as possible. What I’m trying to say is Moissanite is the absolute bad guy. In addition I think the paranoia of the cursed king and the restless ambition that Cleo has to take the crown this fusion would be very segmented in its personality and there are many moments where both Ren and Cleo shine through. However after the curse has been broken and the rule of the cursed king has ceased I think this fusion would be a lot more in sync with itself. The wonderful moment that Cleo and Ren shared reminiscing about the height of the royal emerald arc would be what I think the current Moissanite to be like. There is a certain confidence and pride it has that it succeeded at what it's meant to be, at what it's meant to do. After Moissanite’s villain arc I’m sure that Moissanite would be less manic and tyrannical, acting more like a benevolent but cautious king.
Fusion Stability. I think initially Moissanite would be an extremely unstable fusion and could barely exist outside of being in a conflict or battle of some kind where both Ren and Cleo would want to cooperate. But even then during the king’s arc Cleo was more than happy to have usurped him if he ever became weak enough. I think Moissanite would still hold some of that aspect and if a fight starts to go south, it would immediately unfuse. Although now that both Ren and King Cleo are on better terms I think this fusion would definitely be able to exist for longer periods of time and is even harder to burst than it ever was before. I’d like to think Moissanite would occasionally get reimmersed into its role again and just wreak havoc for fun.
Power. Other than being a massive fusion with giant dragon wings I think the only main ability Moissanite have would be fire generation and manipulation as that would be something that it would’ve inherited from Cleo who is a jasper. This appears in the form of a bright green dragon’s breath and in the form of its main weapon which is a flamberge sword where the blade is completely engulfed in the same green flame.
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roenais · 2 years
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Hi! I was wondering if you have any suggestions on the best way to get a hermitcraft crash course? I’d like to watch some of their POVs this MCC too so I can round out my participant knowledge some more, but I would like to get to know the hermits as much as I can before then if possible! Are there good compilations, big events with a lot of them in it, classic videos that everyone should see, etc, or is it best to just watch a recent video or two from season 9 for everyone? I’ve been meaning to get into hermitcraft for a while now because I know I’ll really enjoy it, but I unfortunately just haven’t had enough free time recently to properly get into it. Thank you for your help!
(I’m sending this same ask to the top blogs that Tumblr suggests under the “hermitcraft” tag to see what people suggest 😊)
my general advice is actually usually to watch 3rd life/last life first, as weird as it may sound. i think its a really good speedrun introduction to a lot of hermits (thought not all of them) and is also just a really good side series all around! plus if you're coming from a mcc perspective, i believe every hermit that is in the upcoming mcc is also in 3rd life? so you could easily pick a member, open their pov, and go from there.
HOWEVER if you want to get into hermitcraft in specific and skip that step, i think just jumping in at season 9 is a good way to go about it. its only just started and all the hermits are living close together so you can quickly pick up on somebody you like and stick with them. if you wanna go back and watch well known arcs of previous seasons then i believe every part of the season 7 turf war is organised into a youtube playlist and thats definitely one of my favourite segments of hc so far, even if its lacking the proximity mod that defines s8 and s9.
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vviridiann · 2 years
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unknown notes from paper books - #1 - is this thing on?
[Word Count - 379] - [UNPB - Hermitcraft AU]
PLAY ▷ An introduction is an introduction, I thought that it would be a good idea if I created a log as I learn more about the people on this server. While I want to see how things work and how they are designed more or less, I am also here to understand my fellow hermits. I think there is something so fascinating about life itself. Learning is an aspect of life, and learning about the people around me is even more exciting. So let's see how this entire test goes.
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“You think that this is more important than my build?” He asked, stepping inside of the pure white room door. 
Zed smiled, chuckling soon after, “I personally think you have the time to chat. It's a small experiment. I promise.” 
He rolled his eyes before he nodded slightly, moving towards Zed.
“Okay, just step inside the chamber and we will get a move on!” 
And so, the person did what he said.
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Zed…Zedaph speaking. Yes. Okay, so first subject is ImpulseSV. Is the SV your name or is that your middle initial and last initial? Okay, don’t answer that, moving on. So you have been here for how long? 3rd season…yes yes! Great! So, I will give you some instructions and you can follow them alright? So I want you to start towards the edge there and walk slowly towards the other side, no crouching!
Interesting. Interesting….*scribbling*
Yes yes! Everything is fine! Okay, we should start with the next test.
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“Thank you so much! I'll give you the results after this! Yeah, promise! Of course…promise. Thanks for coming!” 
“Next time warn me that I’ll get a little motion sick…” 
“Sorry bout that, but yeah! I’ll do that!”
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ImpulseSV. Joined Season 3. He is known as quite the creative person for caving and creating interesting concepts. I believe that perhaps his…hybrid sense is giving the longing for these fascinating caves. While I didn’t ask him more specifically. I think more or less he is…hm…perhaps a demon? He is far more human than many on this server. I will do some more analysis of the texts I have written. Zedaph, now ends…this recorder…yes uh how do I turn this off?
STOP☐ 
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avidstarling · 4 months
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Welcome to My Blog!🐐🌟
Since my last introduction's pretty outdated, thought I'd make a new one.
Heyo, The name's Aulia! I'm a 21yo Uni-student workin' to get an animation degree! I'll have posts of art and occasionally other things I'm interested in. You'll probably find me in some of these fandoms:
○ Animated shows- Smg4/TADC/Meta runner, Lackadaisy, Aggretsuko, Owl House, and several others
○ Youtubers including Jacksepticeye, Markiplier, Slimecicle, Jschlatt, Jaidensanimation, and more
○ Minecraft series- Hermitcraft, Life series, and occasionally qsmp
○ Games: Stardew Valley, Danganronpa, Cult of the Lamb, and eventually Ace Attorney
○ Ocs in general
Just some warnings:
-Please don't interact if you're under 16-18.
-I don't do mature content, and while I do tag wherever I can, I'm not responsible for what you don't wanna see. If there is something i missed on tagging, do let me know.
-Though you can tag me, just know things like mass post I will Not respond.
BLOCK ME IF:
You're Islamophobic, believe being anti-Zionist is anti-Semitic/is anti-Semitic, Pro-Isnreal, homophobic, political (especially right-leaning), pro/irl shippers, and honestly anything awful in general.
Outside of tumblr, I am on Twitter, Instagram, Discord, Youtube, and Tiktok. I'm pretty bad at checking Tumblr lmao
In the meantime, I'll have requests open. Feel free to ask anything within any mentioned fandom! It'll most likely be doodles, but ye.
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Hermit DSMP Swap AU: Part 6
George didn’t mind this Hermitcraft place too much. The people here were nice, even if he had only met two of them. X, their admin, had even offered to let George stay in what he was calling his starter base, though it was bigger than most houses on the Dream SMP. 
X was working tirelessly trying to figure out what was wrong with the server. Sometimes he would ask George to help him, or ask George questions but at this point it felt like they had tried everything already and George had been asked the same questions over and over again. 
There wasn’t much to do, the one time he had tried to explore, he got dreadfully lost and wandered around in circles for hours before X found him again. He didn’t want to build anything, he wasn’t planning on staying here. So mostly he just entertained himself by borrowing whatever he could find in X’s chests. There were these cool fish-cat things here called axolotls. He had become very attached to this yellow axolotl that he named Dream. Ok so maybe he did miss Dream... but that wasn’t anything new. 
X was taking a break and working on a tower for his nether portal and George was playing with Axolotl Dream in the shallows when several other Hermits showed up, and wait, was that Skeppy? What was Skeppy doing here? George scooped the axolotl up in a bucket and climbed up the rocky bank, not bothering to put on his shoes and his pants still rolled up to his knees. 
Skeppy stopped and pointed at George “You too!?” 
“What are you doing here?” George said holding the bucket with the axolotl in it carefully in both hands.
Skeppy just shrugged “Who knows.”
“Same,” George sighed.  
“Wait, there are two of you!?” the Hermit with wings and a red sweater practically squeaked. He looked a bit ruffled. “This is bad, this is bad,” He muttered as he started pacing.
“Um hi, I'm Scar and this anxious mess is Grian,” The other hermit introduced them. “He usually isn’t like this I promise.” 
“You don’t understand, this is bad!” Grian interjected.
“Um... I’m George,” George introduced himself, still not moving from where he stood.
X came down from his tower wiping his hands off on a rag and looking at the gathering group. “What’s going on? What seems to be the problem?” He asked. Then he saw Skeppy “Oh... we have another one... well maybe it isn’t that bad. I’m sure I’ll find a solution soon.” 
“No, no, no, you don’t understand. I think I broke the Server...” Grian interjected, “I may have... um- Well, you know, Watcher stuff-”
“Take your time, don’t worry about dumbing it down for me, I’m sure I can keep up,” X said, returning the rag to his inventory. 
“Well, I wanted to get into the Dream SMP. There is another Watcher who lives there. The only one aside from me that I know of who was able to escape the Organization. I needed to find him. But the Dream SMP is notoriously hard to get into, even for Watchers. So I used the Hermitcraft Server restart to give me a boost and get me through... I wasn’t able to find him before my window closed, I barely made it back as it was... But I think I may have inadvertently damaged the server. I think the two servers are leaking into each other.” 
X pressed his knuckle to his chin. “Well that would explain a few things, George showed up several days ago. The server thinks he is Etho and Etho is nowhere to be found.” He looked up at Skeppy, “I'm sorry, I’ve been rude, I’m Xisuma Void, this Server's Admin, I’ll do everything I can to fix this mess,” He said, reaching a hand out to Skeppy.
Skeppy squinted at X for a moment before taking the offered hand and shaking it “Skeppy,” He said as a means of introduction. He wasn’t sure if he believed him when he said he would do everything in his power to fix things but what other option did he have.
“Nice to meet you, Skeppy. If you don’t mind I would like to try some tests to figure out who the server thinks you are,” X explained.
Skeppy recoiled and screwed up his face, “Hell no, I’m not something to be kept in a cage and experimented on” He had never really trusted Dream and after he heard about what Dream had planned to do to him if Dream hadn’t been locked up in the Prison he knew he had been right not to trust him. This admin wasn’t any different, he just saw him as an anomaly to study. 
“Oh no, It’s nothing like that,” Xisuma quickly corrected, shaking his head and waving his hands as if to undo any misunderstanding. “I was just going to try and private message a bunch of hermits and see if any of their messages showed up in your inbox. 
Skeppy pursed his lips and squinted at X for a minute before relenting “Fine, I guess I’m ok with that.”
X proceeded to send a quick message that read ‘just ignore this, i am testing server stuff,’ to as many hermits as he could think of. He was almost at the bottom of the list when a whistle was heard from Skeppy’s phone. He picked it up and saw the message staring back at him. 
“It worked! So who does the server think he is?” George asked, looking around X’s shoulder at his HUD, still holding the axolotl. 
“TFC,” X said, looking up at Grian and Scar.
“That makes sense,” Scar said, “He showed up near Boatem and TFC’s base is just over the mountain from us.” 
“That’s all well and good but how do we fix this?” Grian interjected. 
“Well, I wanted to figure out what was wrong with the server and possibly why it thought George was Etho and now Skeppy and TFC too, but under the circumstances it might be best to send you two back now and we can work on getting our people back on our own. We have already inconvenienced you two enough as it is.”
Grian shook his head “We already tried that, Skeppy was rejected,” 
“Of course he was rejected, he didn’t have admin permissions,” George scoffed.
“Wait so you are saying that you need permission from your admin to leave your own server?” Scar asked. 
“Yeah, he didn’t usually give them though. I think I only left once after joining the server and that was to go with Dream to watch him compete against Technoblade,” George shrugged, finally putting the bucket down and sitting next to it, it was getting kind of heavy.
“Oh right, I think I remember hearing about that Deul. Didn’t Technoblade win?” Grian added. George pretended not to notice. 
“But this still doesn't make sense,” Xisuma mused “The Dream SMP server might not let it’s members leave but that has never been the case on Hermitcraft. And if the Server thinks they are hermits they should be allowed to leave... unless... if they are here then our hermits are Probably on the Dream SMP Server, perhaps if the Servers think they are someone else then they aren't letting them in.”
“But the error message specifically said they didn’t have permission to leave, not that they didn’t have permission to enter,” Grian pointed out. 
“Hum, true. Scar do you mind testing something for us. Can you try and leave the server and come back.” X asked
“Sure thing, where should I go,”
“Anywhere should be fine, a public server or a personal one. It shouldn’t matter,” 
“Ok, here goes,” Scar said, opening his HUD and pressing some buttons. He flickered for a second, going translucent and then returning to full opacity. His HUD read the same message that the others had “You do not have permissions to leave this server.”
“Well that’s not good,” Scar muttered.
Xisuma moved to look over Scar’s shoulder. “Well that complicates things. Grian, do you think you might be able to go back to the Dream SMP server if you had some help.”
“I mean, maybe, it was pretty sketchy the first time I did it, and that was before we were having problems on our end. I’ll do what I can though.”
“That’s all I can ask for,” X reassured.  
“Well for now Skeppy can stay with us in Boatem, and George you are free to join us if you want,” Scar said.  
“Beats hanging around here by myself,” George shrugged.
“Alright, with that settled, I think we're done here. Grian, can I see you here tomorrow so we can get started on fixing this server glitch-”
“Well it’s more of a crack than-” Grian started 
“Alright, crack then, are you free tomorrow,” X interrupted. 
Grian looked sheepish “Yeah, yeah, of course. See you then,”  
[Notes: Here you go, I hope you enjoyed. Things are really starting to pick up pace and I am looking forward to where this is going. I really got in the groove with this and just sat down and wrote out several parts at once so those will be coming out every couple of days. I still need to edit them and I don’t want to overwhelm you guys with too much at once.] 
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duckmumbo · 2 years
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trying to think of hermits who haven't been asked yet.... i don't think you've talked about impulse or pearl yet? can we get the rest of boatem?
You and me both anon sdksjfjks
ok I went through my blog and I have already done Xisuma, Mumbo and Scar, Etho, False, Grian, Zedaph, Impulse, Joe and Cleo, Ren, and now Pearl! Boy oh boy that’s a lot of hermits this has been so fun and I know I keep saying that but it’s true ok
First impression - I distinctly remember my first introduction to Pearl was Grian mentioning her in some of his hermitcraft eps and saying “my good friend Pearlescentmoon helped me with this design” like twice and I was like “wow his good friend that he’s mentioned more than once. I wonder if she’ll ever join hermitcraft.” Which first of all past me that’s not how it works ok second of all how did you guess that there was literally no talk of anyone else joining hermitcraft you weren’t even on hermitblr or in the fandom on any social media what. Also I went to her yt channel and the first thing I saw was the dragon video and I’m like ok. this is leagues above what I could ever build I am now a Big Fan.
Impression now - Pearl for most skrunkly in the server????? S o u p. If you were to compress and stretch her out like a spring she would make the whee noises she made with the trident. She is easily Most Noise hermit rn. I want to put her in a box and microwave it just to see what would happen. I want to put her on top of a lamp. I want to carry her in my pocket. She’s cousins with the moon. Pearl my beloved.
Favorite moment - think I have to go with the whee trident moment here. Or honestly any moment with soup. I love pearl sm.
Idea for a story - I had this thought a while ago and it is going to take me quite a few words so bear with me. So she said the moon in s8 is her cousin right. And I saw a post that said what if the moon in s9 is like her aunt or something. So i got to thinking what if all the moons from past seasons were related to her and they would tell her what the hermits were up to each season. This could be angsty if you want like watcher!grian with the s6 moon being like “PEARL YOU WILL NOT BELIEVE WHO JOINED THIS SEASON” and her being like “why would he join a bunch of strangers but not tell me he’s alive :(“ you could go comedy with pearl hearing all the shenanigans the hermits got up to from past season moons and immediately devising a master plan to get invited to hermitcraft that may or may not end with an entire server covered in glitter. You could go angsty but mostly awkward with pearl and the s8 moon seeing each other again at the yearly moon reunion. There’s so much potential here.
Random opinion - not really a pearl specific opinion but can I just say how glad I am that we’ve gone from characterizing pearl as the mom friend and only responsible one of the group (s8) to incredibly skrunkly now??? It’s really great and exactly what she deserves she literally tore down and rebuilt her entire starter base in s8 just because it was facing the wrong way. She had upside down creepers for pets. She was never the sane one in the group ok
Favorite relationship - listen. Sky siblings my beloved even though it’s mostly a fanon thing I think. But also soup squad my absolute top tier beloved
Favorite headcanon - this isn’t a headcanon that exists anywhere outside of my brain and the canvas I have where I’m working on the drawing but. Pearl with butterfly nebula wings. Need I say more?
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spruceplank · 3 years
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I told you I was brave but I lied
AN: based on this post by @blocklasagna
Or the AU from the time after Wilbur’s death and before Tubbo’s peaceful driven presidency can really begin because rebuilding has just started: The universe takes Tommy from Dreamsmp and asks the admin of Hermitcraft to help him heal. Cue Tommy now in Hermitcraft re-learning how to live again and not just survive because he deserves a chance to be a kid again.
Content warning: Descriptions of a panic attack
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When Xisuma asks him if he wants to go to the server shopping district, he immediately says yes. It doesn't matter that this meeting is going to be for Xisuma telling the rest of the server he's here for now. It doesn't matter that it's like twenty plus people he's never met before in his life. He's not worried about it at all! If it means he gets to see more amazing buildings like Xisuma's base but now from so many different people he's all for it! If only he could get himself to believe it. 
When Xisuma leads him to a nether portal he's starting to think this wasn't the best idea. He manages to pass it off as being worried about piglins and Xisuma assures him that their nether hub is spawn proofed, well at least the parts they'd be going through. 
That's not something he's sure of but he decides to continue to trust Xisuma for now, at least on this. When he goes through the portal though, if it weren't for the sweltering heat he would not believe this was the nether. He doesn't have time to even look around at the place because he's too busy trying to catch up to Xisuma who's already off walking towards another portal. Hermitcraft huh… Was everything on this server so extravagant and resource intensive? The only other place he's seen so much warped or crimson wood is in the respective forests they come from. 
He's too busy gawking at the massive tunnel, made out of crying obsidian of all things, that he almost misses Xisuma going through another portal. Thankfully he manages to catch a glimpse of yellow in the corner of his eye and he scrambles over to follow the admin through the portal. Upon stepping out the other side he immediately thinks that this has to be some sort of fever dream. There are diamonds in the trees. And not even like just a couple, like as many diamonds as Technoblade owns and that's a lot of fucking diamonds. He looks around and is just blown away. 
This is a fully paved and detailed shop like area. This is the kinda shit he remembers seeing on servers dedicated to shopping where days of work were spent to make a server area look nice. There's an entire series of stylized buildings that are all completely different scattered about and then he turns around - Holy Fucking Shit. There's a fucking diamond throne. There is a throne made of diamond blocks, literally only diamond blocks in the building behind him. It doesn't matter if it's only the front of the throne or its hollow on the inside, that, holy fucking shit. How many diamonds even is that? 
He doesn't even realize he's stopped walking until Xisuma is asking, "Tommy? Are you alright?" 
"What the fuck." Is all he manages to say. Why the fuck is there a dog in a jumpsuit. Do those sheep have sunglasses on? What the hell is going on around here? 
"Excuse me?" Xisuma balks.
There's, that's a fucking terraformed mountain. He bites the inside of his cheek to make sure he's not having a hallucination or in the middle of a fever dream. Nope, neither of those. He really can't put thoughts into words right now so all he manages to say is, "What the fuck is this place." 
"The shopping district?" Xisuma hesitantly supplies. He needs Xisuma to know how crazy this is to him. What the actual shit. 
"Dude, Xisuma, how? There's, there's fucking diamonds in the trees. The throne, the throne of diamond blocks. It's just sitting there? Hello? How has no one stolen that? Then there's the fucking buildings! What the fuck!" He yells, half laughing because he feels like he's losing his mind a little bit. 
"Welcome to Hermitcraft, your one stop shop for over the top." A new voice chimes in from behind him, sounding amused. 
"Hello Joe." Xisuma greets the other person, Joe. He turns to look at whoever it is and finds a dude with a basic blue shirt and jeans. The blue shirt has a white @ symbol on it. Brown hair hangs slightly over the edge of rectangular glasses. 
Joe gives Tommy a smile when their eyes meet and he feels like the man is staring into his soul when he greets, "Howdy Xisumavoid and guest, you're up and around much faster than I thought you would be."
"Right introductions! Tommy this is Joe Hills, pseudo admin and poet. And Joe this is Tommy." Xisuma 
"Hiya Tommy, nice to meet you." Joe offers a hand which he shakes.
"Thanks, you too." He nods to Joe.
Joe smiles at him again and he thinks that maybe its not Joe, maybe he just isn’t used to people being friendly without an ulterior motive that makes him so nervous about meeting the man. He’s distracted from his thoughts when Joe asks, "So did Xisuma tell you much about this server?" 
"Uh… No, not really?" At least he hopes not. He didn’t remember much of anything. It was called Hermitcraft. Xisuma was the admin. Uh…. 
Joe sends a look to Xisuma who merely sputters in response for a moment before defending himself with an explanation, "I didn't want to overwhelm him! He thought my base was a lot yesterday so I figured he could learn as he went."
"So you didn't want to overwhelm him but then you brought him to the shopping district for the emergency meeting where you're going to tell most everyone on this server that Tommy will be here for the foreseeable future with no other explanation? And you didn't want to overwhelm him?" Joe continues to send a look of what he can only call ‘displeased parental figure’ at Xisuma as he asks. Yikes, he’s seen that enough from Philza Minecraft to know that even if it doesn't mean you’re in trouble it certainly means this wasn’t your brightest idea. 
"Okay, fair point." Xisuma sighs.
"Is everything on this server like this?" He can’t help but ask nervously. There was no way right? But no, Xiusma’s base was insane. The nether hub was also insane too.
Joe laughs lightly, "Tommy there are things on this server that will blow your mind, this is just a small glimpse of what Hermitcraft is like."
"Fucking hell." He can’t help but mutter. 
"Well I wouldn't want to spoil the surprises of Hermitcraft either. After all, where's the fun in that." Joe grins at Xisuma who merely shakes his head in response to the man’s antics. Joe rolls his eyes but starts walking away only to call over this shoulder, "Alright follow me you two, Xisuma is going to be late to his own meeting."
"We'll have time! Someone else is always late!" Xisuma yells after Joe.
"Yeah but some of us, have things we would like to get back to. Remember this was just brought up yesterday." Joe yells back without stopping or turning around. Xisuma grumbles under his breath but gestures for Tommy to follow him after Joe. Well at least these two seemed like good friends. Hopefully that would bode well for him. But then again, he and Quackity used to be good friends too. 
"Hello everyone and thank you all for coming on such a short notice." Xisuma addresses the crowd gathered around the outside of a building. Apparently this was the moon area? He didn’t know what the surface of the moon would look like but here in the center of all of this it certainly looked out of place. Pretty bleak too but there were so many different blocks blended together he had to give whoever built this area props for the block varieties. He stands a little behind one of the various pillars in the ground near where Xisuma is so he’s not visible to the others because he doesn’t want people staring at him right now. Its weird to occasionally peek around and see all these people in the same place talking nicely with one another. He’s used to only seeing fighting when large crowds gather. The area gets silent after Xisuma talks.
"What's this all about anyways?" Someone asks.
He expects Xisuma to ask him to come forward but the admin doesn’t even look his way when answering, "We have a guest who will be staying here on Hermitcraft with us for the foreseeable future. I expect you to all be on your best behavior."
"Why did you look at me when you said that?!" Someone cries out, sounding offended.
There’s a round of laughter when someone teases, "I don't know mother spore, why do you think?" 
The first voice snipes back, "Hey! You're in on that too!" 
"Yeah but you started it! Besides everyone knows the HEP is the best around here." The second voice throws back with a huff, "Maybe we'll recruit our new guest to join us as well."
Someone else chimes in, "Oh no don't you dare! What if he wants to join our side? Not you HEP people!" 
"Nuh huh! He'd join our side after just touring our base!" Another voice retorts back and he peaks around the pillar to look at the group of people. He can’t really make out who is who or who’s been speaking. But now he’s curious.
"Sides of what?" He can’t help but ask, hoping that someone will answer without looking for him.
A man with a pinstripe suit talks without even realizing it was Tommy who asked, "The opposing sides of the war-" 
Opposing sides of the war. Opposing sides of the war. The opposing sides of the war. He’s running from the battlefield before he even realizes he’s gone. He hears someone call his name and a few others echo that call but he won’t go back there. Please, please, please no. He hears the sounds of withers and explosions. He can hear the opposing side’s cheers as his friends die. It was never meant to be. The final control room. Eret betrayed them. They all lost a life. He’s already lost two lives. He only has one left. His brother is dead. Wilbur is dead. That’s a good thing right? It means his brother won’t have to suffer anymore. He couldn’t save his brother. He couldn’t save his best friend.
He doesn’t know where he is. The ground is hard beneath him but he can’t breath. Is it possible to drown on dry land? Why is he just sitting here? They’ll catch him if he doesn’t keep running. He pushes himself off white walls and turns to run only to smack into someone coming around the corner of the building. 
He’s knocked back to the ground and the world spins. Over the sound of his own heartbeat in his ear he can sorta make out someone say, "A Kid?" 
"Oh no." Everything sounds far away. There are people here. He's walked right into two of the enemies. He's as good as dead. 
He has to leave. He has to run while they're distracted. He tries to get himself up from the ground only to fail and fall back down against the hard stone. Someone is asking him a question, "Woah dude, are you alright?" 
Are they asking him a question? He squints, trying to make out the people in front of him. The world comes together to see a person with a moustache and someone with a robot eye. He doesn't know these people. He shuts his eyes again and curls in on himself. He doesn't understand. What is going on? Why is he so scared? Why can't he breathe? 
"Iskall he's having a panic attack." One of the people says. He recognizes the words. A panic attack? It sounds familiar but when he tries to remember why all he can hear is laughter blending into explosions. The world is shaking. The ground crumbles beneath him and - there's something touching his arm. 
He wretches away from the touch, eyes shooting open to identify the threat. It's the person with the robot eye. They're holding up their hands in a non threatening way. They're not a threat to Tommy. Their voice is warm when they ask, "Can you hear me? Is it okay to touch you?" 
The thought of them not being a threat is quickly overrun by maniacal laughter. Let's be the bad guys, let's be the bad guys. Wilbur wasn't a threat before. People change. He can't trust anyone. The mustached person watches him before turning to robot eye and quietly saying, "Iskall I don't think he can hear us, we need to go get-" 
"NO!" He chokes out on half a breath. No, no, no, no, no. He doesn't know these people. He doesn't trust them. But what if they bring back someone he does know? What if it's an enemy? What if it's one of his brothers? He'd rather leave his fate to strangers than anyone he knew. 
"Alright alright, can you match my breathing? In and out, in and out, may I see your hand?" Robot eye, what was the name, he doesn't remember what the other person said. Robot eye asks for his hand, holding out one of their own like a request. He doesn't want to take it. He doesn't want to take it. A grounding presence. Calm the breathing. Match my breathing. Static fills his head in the places where memories should be. He holds out his hand. Robot eye gently maneuvers his violently shaking hand onto their chest, he can feel a steady heartbeat beneath his palm. The slow, exaggerated rise and fall of their chest. They're talking to him again, "See just time it with mine okay? Don't think about it, just follow what you feel."
He feels like he's drowning. He feels like the world is shaking. He chokes on his own sobbing and panicked breathing, "They, don't, don't let -"
"Hey, hey it's okay, it's okay. Just match my breathing okay?" Robot eye whispers to him. Gently tapping his wrist to get his attention. Through blurry vision he can make out the fact they're counting but he can't hear the numbers. 
"Can't, can't, too loud." Even his own words sound like a roar in his ears. He's going to die here isn't he? This is where they died, this is where it ended. The cramped walls of the ravine loom over him as yelling echoes from nearby. Its too loud here, its always too loud here.
"Mumbo, do the Sahara protocol." Robot eye says to mustache. 
Mustache, Mumbo?, looks bewildered at Robot eye who merely nods with a raised eyebrow as if saying to speak. Mumbo sighs but starts to explain something, "So you start by selecting the items you want which sends the order keys back -" 
He tries to focus on whatever is being said but it's so over his head that he doesn't even know what the hell is being said. In a brief respite of everything not being deafeningly loud, he can hear the Robot eye person quietly reassuring him, "There you go, just match my breathing. In and out, in and out."
"When the order key… gets sent back to the warehouse… the connected...." Mumbo’s voice fades in and out as he tries to calm his breathing. His heartbeat pounds loudly in his head and everything seems muffled as he tries to make sense of the world.
"Conn- connect the what?" He struggles to ask through shaky words. What the fuck is this dude talking about? Didn’t he hear something about pistons?
There’s a pressure on his wrist as someone, Robot eye, squeezes his arm lightly to get his attention. Its a little hard to hear but he can make out the concerned voice that tells him, "Hey, hey, don't speak, no speaking until you're matched up your breathing."
So he sits there and listens to whatever the fuck is being talked about. He closes his eyes and just listens. This has to be about redstone. He’s heard repeater and comparator which he’s pretty sure are redstone things? His knowledge of anything beyond basic pistons and stuff is basically nothing. Eventually it feels like he isn’t dying anymore. He opens his eyes to see Mumbo pacing back and forth as he talks. 
"And then once the shulker box loader is done," Mumbo is just making up words at this point. What the fuck is a shulker box? A loader? Are these english words? He’s too busy trying to figure out what the fuck a shulker box loader that he misses more of whatever is being said. He only snaps out of his own thoughts when Mumbo finally stops pacing, "Until finally the order arrives and you can remove your items from the shulker box." 
He stares up at Mumbo, hoping that he looks as confused as he feels. When Mumbo merely shrugs he looks towards the other person who asks, "Better now?" 
"Yeah, what the fuck was all that?" He questions, ignoring how raspy his voice sounds.
Mumbo looks at him like he’s the one making up words, "The panic attack or the redstone?" 
"You were talking about redstone!?" He can’t help but squawk.
"Yeah?" Robot eye hesitantly answers.
Everyday he is just a little bit closer to losing his mind like Wilbur did, "What the fuck."
The conversation forcibly switches topics when Robot eye suddenly points at him and declares, "Oh wait you're that Tommy kid!" 
"I'm not a kid!" He instinctively bites back before he realizes what was just said and pauses for a moment. He never told these people his name, "But my name is Tommy, how did you know that?"
"Dude we've met before, remember MCC?" Does he remember what now?
"What's MCC?" He asks confusedly. Why were these two saying fake words at him? Wasn’t it enough that he had a panic attack? 
"Minecraft Championships, run by Noxcrew? If you don't remember me then surely you remember False and Ren right?" Robot Eye person presses. The other two share a concerned look and he feels like he’s missing out on some inside joke. 
"Um.. You sure are saying words to me…" He tries to laugh it off but it really doesn’t work. He sure hopes he’s not supposed to remember these people.
"You're joking." Robot eye states and maybe he flinches a little at that.
"Uh…" He looks between the two of them trying to grasp any sort of name from his memory but he's only coming up with a whole lotta nothing. 
Mumbo awkwardly clears his throat, "Iskall I don't think he's joking."
They all sit there in the weird silence where the air hangs heavier than when he was in the middle of the panic attack. He realizes that his hand is still awkwardly held out against Iskall’s chest where he can still feel the other’s heartbeat. He bites the inside of his cheek, trying to push past the uncomfortable weirdness that he feels because everyone is going to be aware of what he’s doing and focus on him again at the movement. When he finally works up the courage to do so its right as Mumbo says, “We should probably tell the others you’re here.”
Immediately his world seems to darken at the edges of his vision. There’s hands on his shoulders and his eyes snap open, when did he even close them?, to see Iskall looking at him with concern, "Tommy, Tommy just breathe. It's to let Xisuma know you're safe. He becomes a mother hen when he's worried."
He nods weakly, trying to remember how to breath again. He hates this. Hates feeling like this. Hates having to rely on others for something so stupid. His breathing stutters to a more even pattern slowly. Mumbo holds up his communicator which is open to a private chat with Xisuma, "I'll even send a private message to Xisuma, do you want to watch me do it?"
He doesn’t understand why these two are being so kind to him. But he does want to watch Mumbo message Xisuma. Because even if they were nice to him, he still couldn’t trust them. He watches the messages pop up over Mumbo’s shoulder from where the man shifts to sit down next to him against whatever building is at his back.
MumboJumbo: Hey X, me and Iskall found your lost guest. We're probably taking him back to the jungle for a bit. 
He wonders what the jungle is aside from being a biome. Is that where these two live? He is thankful that wherever it is, its somewhere out of this shopping district.
Xisumavoid: Oh thank goodness you have him, is he okay? 
He feels bad for making Xisuma worry. Why does he always mess everything up? 
MumboJumbo: He's physically unharmed and a little shaken up still but he's okay
Xisumavoid: Okay? Why don't I believe that? 
MumboJumbo: Iskall says to remember the fifth? What does that mean? 
Xisumavoid: Tell Iskall I want to talk to him later but otherwise I'll leave Tommy in your hands. Thanks, you two. 
He can’t help but feel even worse at Xisuma’s trust. He has to clear his throat but he manages to rasp out, “Te- tell him I said hi. And, and that I’m sorry.”
MumboJumbo: Sounds good, Tommy says hi and sorry by the way. 
Xisumavoid: There's nothing to be sorry for Tommy, but hello back :P
MumboJumbo: :P
He zones out for most of the trip wherever they take him. The jungle right? It's only when he blindly stumbles into Iskall's back for a third time in the nether that he's forced into a piggyback ride. He passes out before they even leave the nether. Maybe letting other people help him is okay, just this once.
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