#cannot relate

[strawberrycowtime]

wow…rude

#imagine being a flower #cannot relate #my art #art #undertale fanart #undertale #frisk #flowey #comics

[emrystheedgedancer]

Do y’all ever wonder what it would be like to just casually read Brandon Sanderson books

#and not make it a key facet of your personality #cannot relate #cosmere #brandon sanderson

[creativewaste]

10 year old me reading Percy being a smart-ass to everyone: Wow, he is so me.

18 year old me watching Grover be grumpy as hell when being woken up by children: I have never related to anyone more.

#the older you get the more you understand the older characters #i would just like to give that man a medal for going to school with middle schoolers and not losing his mind #cannot relate #percy jackon and the olympians #pjo tv show #percy jackson spoilers #pjo tv spoilers #pjo tv series #percy and grover #grover pjo #grover underwood #percy jackson

[starbuck]

characters aren’t supposed to be likeable, characters are my weirdo neighbors and i’m jimmy stewart in rear window watching on the edge of my seat to see what freak shit they’re gonna do next

#general sentiment but also re: the book i’m reading rn #i don’t LIKE any of the characters - but i DO love them - do you understand? #you don’t have to think they’re good people - you just have to be Invested #and if you can only get invested in ‘morally good’ characters then… okay?? #cannot relate

[roncheg]

Pian Ran, my beloved💔

#my art #fanart #till the end of the moon #pian ran #the only character i was sincerely heartbroken about #the others...too much xianxia larger than life suffering #cannot relate

[27treks]

this game is unplayable why can't I romance omeluum. i can romance/sleep with several people who are undeserving of love, but not the nice mind flayer who basically confesses its love to the mc???? it's such a cute scene and afterwards you just leave like yeah thanks for the shit dumbass bye

and then you can go to camp and bang the racist fiend????

unplayable

#baldur's gate 3 #bg3 #omeluum #im on my 4th playthrough and every time i talk to it i get irl heart eyes #it breaks my heart how so many of the best characters arent romance options #aylin when she snaps that bastards spine in half? good for you isobel like 🥵 #jaheira is so beautiful and i love her sm I only want to play the older games just for her #barcus who has the angstiest storyline and just wants his friends to love him? i love you barcus dw #blurg when he gives his own heart eyes to omeluum every time they talk in cutscenes #bernard the first time i asked it to hug my mc i legit i melted i love robots i fucking #and yall wanna smash gortash????? #when all these other not karlach betraying beautiful souls exist? #cannot relate

[bayleymania]

The Bucks and Kenny losing two matches in two freaking ppvs in a row

#aew #all out #imagine thinking they always book themselves to win #CANNOT RELATE #lexie speaks

[frodo-of-the-nine-fingers]

i don't trust people that can regularly read more than like 10 books a year

#even 10 books is stretching it #this isnt like an anti intellectual thing this is a like 1) how do you have time 2) dont you have other hobbies 3) do you let things Simmer #im taking like physically reading a book too not audiobooks i can get that like how do you have the time and brain to physically sit down #and read a book???? #cannot relate

[lucky-clover-gazette]

see the thing about me is i get very intense hyperfixations but 1) it takes something really special to hook me and 2) it never passes. i will always care very deeply about the thing, literally forever, even if the caring is negative

#txt #i always feel weird calling it hyperfixation bc like part of the definition is the interest fading quickly right? #and then the thing not really mattering with the same intensity #cannot relate #this explains how i've been on my four swords bullshit for like months with no sign of slowing down lol #i've already been in zelda hell for like two years

[ophernelia]

sneak peek??

#they are absolutely the ‘let’s take a bath together’ couple #cannot relate #the bathroom is locked stay tf out the tub or shower when I’m in there #ain’t enough love in the world #lykaia

[moadeep]

Someone on another platform took it real personal when I was trying to explain that tumblr wasn't aimed towards or optimized for the type of engagement influencer-friendly social media has. I probably could have phrased it better but YIKES, defensive.

#i was actually trying to be sympathetic #since obviously engagement is something they need from sns #cannot relate #but #yeah this is definitely not the site for someone who needs that

[loverboybrightsideghost]

people who listened to rqg and then tma you're so strong

#cannot relate #just heard a clip of martin speaking for a sec and i was like ALEX JUMPSCARE #damn. speaking of containing multitudes huh. #rqg #tma #bluebird.txt

[sassyredheadedmess]

Blows my mind that this happens on ppl’s property and they think/feel anything other than “I have been chosen” with floaty hearts and big warmth inside.

#imagine being mad or annoyed that this lil creature made a home on your home #and your stupid ass is mad about it #cannot relate #there’s lotsa stuff wrong with the world #we are literally inside their house ya dummies

[restlesshush]

Listening to Adele is always such a trip because it’s someone being like “here are all these life altering love affairs I’ve had!” as though that’s relatable and normal while explicitly several years younger than you

#CANNOT RELATE #this why i like 25 though because there’s a lot about nostalgia for being younger while you’re still objectively very young #which is both more relatable and also much more unusual and interesting

[sometimesdesperate]

A lot of photographers are freaking out about AI right now which is absolutely fair, but there's this weird subset of photographers who are freaking out about AI because they've been using it and can't remember the last time they finished a photo without using it but now AI is better than them and so they believe photography as an art form is dead and are giving it up.

Rip to them and their "the only thing that matters is getting an absolutely perfect image" but it's actually really easy to not use AI.

#i genuinely have to wonder if these people ever actually had fun taking photos #ai can do a lot of shit and a lot of it is very scary and threatening to artists but ai cant have fun for you #these people are talking about how all their enjoyment of photography is gone #bc they cant make the perfect image without AI but now AI is better than them #cannot relate

[alisonstudios99]

Don't you hate it when you're a hero vigilante and set off an explosion for good reasons but when you have to explain it to the police, your friend, whose a criminal "genius" and had fun during it, worded it SO WRONG so now you're wanted by the government?

#Catninja #epicbooks #comics #Master Hamster #Mr. Squeaks #Claude Kwon #also the explosion at the last pic was taken from RotTMNT Movie #I used that as reference because I SUCK at drawing explosion #imagine posting fanart and content that no one knows about??? #cannot relate