I will never get over how hysterical it is that Christopher Pike gets along with E V E R Y B O D Y
But NOT Ash Tyler, he’s just, he’s just that one fuckin guy, I mean, for real.
Tilly: *has a meltdown because of the angry mushroom who looks like a dead middle schooler in her head*
Pike: Eh it’s okay people get nervous, no biggie ☺️
Saru: *let’s two officers fight in the mess hall*
Pike: Just don’t let it happen again ok? 😅😮💨😁
Burnham: *does crazy risky shit, is just her intense ass self in general*
Pike: You’ll make a great captain, you and your brother are gonna give this captain an ulcer from constantly scaring the shit out of me but it’s fine! 😌
Mirror!Georgiou: *casually talks about murder and genocide and things like it’s super chill*
Pike: I don’t trust you, but I’ll get Michael to babysit, mirrorverse who? 😉
Ash Tyler: *breathes*
Pike: Oh my God shut the fuck UP Tyler, ugggggh I hate your face and Section 31 SO MUCH 😒🙄😡🖕🏻😒🙄😤😫😩😮💨
Monk and the gang where stuck in the vault and the Captain picked the locked box just to give him Trudy's bracelet so Monk could have some relief ASDFGHJDLHFLIDuhguirahgiaurKLAHNRGKLHAHUIHAGUI
if someone says Leland doesn't love Monk I will bite them ;_____;
"Average Star Trek show has 3 captains" is a statistical error. Average Star Trek show has one captain. Captains Discovery, who has like 7 captains and two admirals running orders on a single ship at any given time, is an outlier and should not have been counted.
"I know it's late." The words leave Leland's lips as soon as the door open. After a long seventy-two hours all he wanted was the sanctuary that was home, even if home was broken by a divorce months ago. "Any chance I can see her and tell her good night?"
part six is here! this might be the last one for a little while bc it’s a lot of effort to scan through episodes and find moments to record lol, but if anyone has suggestions for a part seven lmk!