#chat i'm cooked

[oat-pup]

@ramzguy this mf altered my brain chemistry into nothing but pim in a dress 💀..................

also there so cool follow them immediately

#smiling friends pim #smiling friends charlie #chat i'm cooked #charpim

[vaguely-concerned]

*in the tones of a man revealing the secret name of god to you* "beets... are a very misunderstood vegetable"

god I'm fucking crying... there's no one in this shot I wouldn't kill or die for in a heartbeat. sisko I love you so much I can barely speak

tfw BEETS??? this is the most scared bashir has looked in the whole show (julian baby boy it's a buffet you don't have to eat beets if you don't want to)

odo… no notes you are doing amazing sweetie keep up the good work

#the emotions within me right now defy description but I'm so full of them fdsjkahhfskjdfhkja #star trek #star trek ds9 #ds9 #benjamin sisko #julian bashir #odo #you see. this is what fiction is for. if this episode was nothing but sisko cooking and everyone chatting I would watch it on repeat #there's nothing that elicits the same 'fhdskjfhsakjfhsad????' in me as sisko's sudden quiet intensity it hits me like a brick every time

[nomoreloveontherun]

Wait

From things, I heard of this episode, it is Wolverine x Storm taking place in an alternate future. But like-Storm currently with Forge. And it be really weird to split up a potential pairing after their build-up in life-death.(Beside, Wolverine and Storm haven't interacted that much in the 97 show)

And the only potential pairing is possible Jean or holy shit

MORPH

#x men 97 #x men #Granted I might be reading too much into this but why would creator specifically this episode #Im definitely watching that episode later cause theorizing is fun #logan x morph #Chat Am I'm cooking or burning the kitchen down

[yaekiss]

white-knuckling the bathroom sink thinking of breeding the dragon men again…… hnnnnn all of them fighting over who gets to have you fertilize their eggs first……… when will my brainrot (and raging breeding kink) stop -🪻

oh my god 🪻 nonnie... ur mind is so huge. If I pictured 3 dragons fighting over me I too would be white-knuckling my poor bathroom sink. The mental image of neuvie, zhongli (or morax!), and IL dan heng on their knees, mouthing at your dick through your pants, peering up at you with the utmost desperation in their eyes...!

sigh, I'm typing this with 1 hand /j

#📜.qi chats #chats with 🪻 anon! #picturing the dialogue between the 3 of them is really funny too #morax to neuvie: I'm an archon. Know your place. #morax to IL dan heng: Are you even worthy of them? #feel free to fill in the rest of the dynamics my brain is cooked HAHA

[daincrediblegg]

same image

#these aren't men they're muppets! #I'm crying these screenshots have opened a whole can of worms in the chat tonight #a list is being made for the muppets terror now. you cannot stop it #we have come up with a concept so decadent #anyway more from prisma eventually probably but we're cooking let us cook #the terror #the muppets

[merakiui]

🎁with silver or Epel?

This one is for my beloved Silver!! <3

(ask game)

#twisted chit chat #i'm catching up on the leftover asks from picture description ask game!!! :D #also someone save silver from lilia's atrocious cooking >_<

[svtskneecaps]

i had arin for two days and i'm deeply endeared. i miss him. i miss arin, tails.

#qsmp #qsmp arin #the single only good thing that could come from this if arin does not come back is if luzu (the character) returns #worst case scenario we never see cc!luzu again i will be DEVASTATED #i missed any luzu qsmp streams by like a week i think he canonically passed out RIGHT before i got into qsmp #so the only chance i've rly had since then was purg and that was a mess #i got so damn scared when i heard he was contemplating leaving frrrrr #even if he stands by that i'll be pleased we got these two days bc they really Got Me emotionally #but i'm so deeply intrigued on how the code can evolve now that luzu/arin reappeared and closed the thread that summoned the code to begin #(the codes were first after arin; now they have him; now what?) #and considering etoiles and arin were chatting prison day 1 #and the code and etoiles lore have become intertwined #i'd be curious how arin and the code evolve and if/how that affects etoiles lore #i have full trust in luzu in the kitchen i'd be very interested to see what he could cook up #please return sir 🙏 please #as q!luzu or arin idcccc just don't be gone forever ;-; #(know going forward that if i ever say 'i miss arin' i 100% also mean 'i miss cc!luzu on qsmp' that is always implied; constant subtext) #shut up vic #block game brainrot #listen i'm a big fan of new ingredients shaking up established patterns #etoiles shook up luzu's code lore and luzu returning shook up etoiles' #i'm attaching the beaters and mixing the shit out of this ok i'd like to see this in the blender is that too much to ask #man all these tags and i didn't actually talk abt the character as i see it in real detail? #but like eh without the character history i'm reluctant to rly expound on it just know i am deeply endeared #it gutted me when he got dragged off deadass but was also such a cool moment in terms of character reactions #very very cool thank you luzu thank you qsmp

[babacontainsmultitudes]

Welp I have some incredibly kind mutuals so I went and finished(?) that Nicky sketch from the other day lol. :] Mostly the same but I gave him some silly little tattoos and bling (and sweatpants- I can't draw clothes for the life of me but he deserves to be cozy lol)

Also bonus repost of an old Taylor doodle lmao ignore the eraser marks pleeease

#dndads #nick foster #see normally this is where I would get all self-depricating but actually I don't have the energy for that rn lol #Didn't have the heart to delete the og post either cause y'all left some very sweet comments haha warmed my heart tbh 💜 #dndads fanart #“Now baba why on earth would Nick get a spider tattoo when he's afraid of spiders?” tbh idk either you should ask him #If you're wondering- I sort of imagine he's in the kitchen (Hell's kitchen) propping himself up onto the counter #to sit and chat with whoever is cooking- a habit that he got from Glenn which Jodie hates lol #dungeons and daddies #nicky freeman #taylor swift dndads #taylor swift #fanart #art #I imagine he would have gotten tattoos on his other arm too- maybe ones to remind him of his friends but. Well. #Also yeah I'm one of those freaks who draws Taylor without glasses lol- despite this I'm definitely pro Taylor with glasses #I do think he would wear contacts though- especially colored ones

[lucymargotedwards]

Who: Open Where: Chapman's Grocers

Lucy certainly wasn't the chef of the family, in fact most of the house related tasks didn't come naturally to her but she did her best to ensure that she pulled her weight. Her lack of natural talent in the kitchen though was why she ended up stood in the green grocers holding a vegetable that she had no idea what it was. "Excuse me," she said to the nearest person, paying no mind to whether they were a stranger or a friend, "what is this? And how would one cook it?" she questioned.

#Lucy has lived in town 9 years so please feel free to assume connections either professional or personal #I'm thinking it's celeriac but feel free to make it whatever as long as it's not like broccoli or carrot #she's inempt at cooking not an idiot #chat

[rocksanddeadflowers]

Starting to think I need to put The Starship Rangers in the Mech's universe. It would probably feel very crack treated seriously at best but I can't stop thinking about it.

#also i feel like brenn in the stars claim them fic (lyf's kid sister who i adore) would LOVE the starship rangers #their whole thing is exploring the galaxy meeting aliens and helping everyone out. or at least our main cast. #truly think her and bug would relate to each other #but maybe I'm just terribly biased for both of them lmao #also i think Megagirl would should get to chat with Brian and Aurora #let them bond. let them cook. etc etc. #the mechanisms #team starkid #starship starkid

[konigceo]

i just won the lottery (he's taller, nerdy, also korean, doesn't have socials, and is a genuinely good person)

#lala ⊹˚. ♡.𖥔 ݁ ˖ #I GOT HIS NUMBER TODAY AFTER 2 YRS OF KNOWING HIM #but i'm moving this year #:3 #and he probably doesn't like me #we're just friends #am i cooked #he's so nice #and silly #and he's friends w my brother #and he's also funny #and he's nice to my parents too #but he has a lot of female friends #who probably like him #am i cooked chat

[warmspice]

#CONFLICTING FEELINGS EVERYONE MUST HEAR HI #Sooo I have a li'l crush on this girl in my chemistry class and today was the last day of class so I was like 😤 last shot #And I have only talked to her once or twice before in passing I'm soooo some guy to her #But last week or so I complimented her jacket bc she always has a cool jacket!! #And today I was behind her in line for Smthn so I complimented it again but I think it was the same one #It's all an excuse (we know this) #Anyways FINALLY got her Instagram #But I do not think she is interested at all #The way I was LITERALLY SHAKING LIKE A PUPPY asking her 😭😭😭😭😭 GIRL #Rizzless #Anyways I think I will accept my fate but life is abt going out on a limb #It's been AGES AGES AGES since I've had a little crush and none of them ever work out #But maybe that's just on me 😐 #Void talks #We did a little chat!!! Abt cooking and idk she's like very cool n funny and nice and I wa spike WAAAAAAAH #^ insert that into after in line/ before instagram part I can't move this around 😭 #I ACTUALLY CHATTED I didn't just ask someone for their Instagram 😭 (which is valid) #I'm soooo not smooth I was soooo like biggest wettest puppy energy in that moment 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 #Life is about living and learning and loving tho so it'll be ok 😐 #I have a lot of love in my heart and someone needs to recognize this before I explode 😐

[wayfinderships]

FF guys, am i right?👉👈

#Pan gushes #“Panchi I think you may have a type” MAYBE I DO #But I love them all so much!!! #Zack is so sweet and handsome and funny and amazing-agjsngjsjfjdjfkd My favorite porcupine <3 #His hair is so spikey-agjsjfjdjf Makes me wonder what it looks like when it's wet #Also the earring!! gkdngkdkf I'm not an earring person but for the longest time I've debated getting one like Zack's so we can match👉👈 #My s/i does wear an earring though! it's so neat!! #Oh and P.rompto and Noct are so pretty!!! #Hehe my bfs! they're both the cutest ever! #I love hanging out with them so much! #Either it be playing video games to together or watching shows/movies or chatting while on the Regalia-It's all fun! #And it's extra fun to tease them both and make them blush hehe! #Years after the three of them are together and such-My s/i loves to fluster the two by calling them “my kings” #but it comes with the downside that it's easy to counter once Noct or P.rompto mention that the whole Royalty thing would also apply to them #Agjsjfjsjfkd Easy for my s/i to fluster and be flustered #Oh and of course I saved the best for last!! SNOW MY HUSBAND!! <3 #I love him so so much! #The fact that the new world at the end of the third game seems to just be the modern world #means that It's pretty easy for me to imagine him being with me when I do everyday things! it's so fun! #Sitting on his lap while I play games. or cooking dinner for the both of us. going shopping together- #gjdbgjdjf the smallest things make me all fluttery! #Earlier I was thinking about how he works out at the gym pretty often #and he'd absolutely be the type to send photos to my s/i after a workout. makes my s/i flustered every time! #Afjsbfjdjfk Apologies this gush post got so long! I just love them all so much!! smooch smooch for them! #f/o: ❄️ #f/o: 🐶 #f/o: 💤 #f/o: 📷

[yaekiss]

ive never. caramelized onions how do i join

join??? do u want me to caramelise you???? (cannibalism/gore(?), i'm caramelising u utc)

do you want me to slice through you so gingerly and attentively?? would you like me to butter the bottom of the pan and gently put you in, making sure the fire isn't to hot or else you won't cook according to plan??? what if I kept a close eye on you during the whole cook time, stirring once in a while and turning you so that all your sides are getting equal contact with the heat? perhaps I'll season you to my liking, maybe if you piped up I'll throw in a dash of your favourite flavour as a last gift??

don't worry, I'm sure you'll turn out delicious ! ♡

#📜.qi chats #chats with ainsel! #I'm wearing a cute apron that says “Kiss The Cook!” if you even care #sorry I read that lamb thing u rbed before reading ur ask and it got me a lil deranged...

[seagullcharmer]

also thinking abt the one post that's like 'how come when people talk abt time blindness they're only ever late? hurr durr why don't time blind people show up EARLY??' i hate it. i AM the sort of time blind adhd person who shows up early

#libra.txt #like yeah some of it's the anxiety #but i WILL be ready for stuff way in advance #if you've ever scheduled a voice chat with me please know that i start getting my computer ready at least twenty minutes early #like if you say 'yeah let's call at 6! :-)' at five i'll tell everyone in the house that i have a voice call please don't bother me #and have my mic ready by 5.30 and then just Wait. #unless something has come up and/or i am Inconvenienced #i'm the time blind person that assumes everything takes way longer than it actually does #(except cooking. i'm really bad at estimating cooking times) #it takes 20-30 minutes to get to most of my appts. most of my appts tell me to arrive 10-20 minutes before my actual appt time #if left to my own volition i would arrive to almost all of my appts half an hour in advance #(which works out well for my surgical oncologist bc for whatever reason he always seems to be running ahead of schedule) #(i'll have an appt for 10.30 and get there at 9.55 [check-in downstairs takes FOREVER] and he'll call me back at 10.05) #unfortunately the rad onc is the opposite. it doesn't matter what time i show up. an hour early. half hour early. #ten minutes before the scheduled time. she is only ever late. #i have waited half an hour in the waiting room and then an hour IN the appt room before seeing her. i know she's very busy but. um. please #anyway. yeah a lot of us with adhd run late (my irl friends are almost always late) #but some of us DO show up early to things #i have shown up to appts two hours early on accident #i can be ready to go in ten minutes flat #(which gets frustrating bc my parents will tell me to get up early and then i sit around for half an hour waiting for them to get ready. #that's a half hour i could have been asleep) #perhaps this makes me sound selfish and lazy. alas. i have chronic insomnia and chronic fatigue. i love to sleep. #would love to wake up well rested one day #libra's oversharing again #< should probably be a main tag at this point

[chazarusdre]

SPLATOON 3 SPOILERS

so yk how Deep Cut appointed Marie as their new boss (guessing they're the next games' squidbeak splatoon so cool) and Marie's probably finding this as unfortunate but imagine the found family content this could create. Marie warms up to the trio and is all 'if you even so lift a finger on them I will rain down the depths of hell onto you' do you understand what I mean

#complimentary hc that Shiver goes to Marie to rant about gay shit and how they can't comprehend their feelings for Frye #also I headcanon big man being a lover for cooking and cooks for Deep Cut #so hc that one of his and Marie's bonding times is him and Marie chatting while he cooks #trying to think of a hc for her and Frye but my brain gears are rusting immediately #I'm so sorry Frye I love u #splatoon 3 #splatoon 3 spoilers #splatoon #big man splatoon #shiver splatoon #frye splatoon #deep cut #deep cut splatoon #shiver x frye #bat be doin' the thinky