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bullet-clubs-bitch · 3 months
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Inspired by Older by Isabel LaRosa
Cm Punk X fem reader Word Count: 1300
Summary: Cm Punk was always jealous of the relationship between Y/n and Wardlow, he never understood their relationship. Sure he and Y/n had an 18-year age gap but he knew he would treat her so much better. When Wardlow cheats Punk knows now is his only chance to get with Y/n. “I can be your new Daddy” 
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Die For You (Pt 2) Obsessed (Part 3)
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I knew it was wrong, everything about this was wrong. Y/n was young, way younger than I, 18 years to be exact but I couldn't help the feelings I had for her. I was jealous of the guys that spoke to her, they were head over heels in love with her and I couldn't blame them, she was the most gorgeous thing I had ever laid my eyes on. She was delicate like a flower, yet wrapped in barbed wire. She had a sensitive soul yet she hid it from the world, building walls around her years ago. I watched as the blond girl ran past me with tears in her eyes and I knew something was wrong. I walked to catering and noticed Wardlow trying to run after her. 
“What the fuck did you do?” I yelled walking up to the large man, stopping him in his tracks 
“It’s none of your damn business Punk” He spat, shoving me out of the way. Without realizing it I went to swing at the man when I felt someone grab me from behind. 
“Woah there big guy, he’s not worth it” I turned to find Cash and Dax, both having concerned looks on their faces. 
“What’s going on?” I asked the two men in front of me
“He cheated on her” Dax replied 
“What a jerk!-” I yelled
“Okay man, I love you but you are causing a scene” Cash interrupted me “Let’s talk somewhere else” I looked to see everyone looking at the three of us like we were madmen. 
We walked down a few halls to the private locker rooms and passed Wardlow pounding on Y/n’s door. “Y/n, I’m sorry, okay. Open the door” I gave him a nasty look before heading into my locker room. 
“Okay, what really happened?” I asked Cash and Dax, closing the door behind us
“Do you remember how she was upset after he had that fit at Revolution?” Cash said 
“No-” 
“Oh that’s right you weren't there” I gave him a nasty look. “My bad, so anyways he lost the TNT title, blew a fit and left right before Y/n won the title”
“What an asshole” I muttered under my breath
“So apparently when he left, he got with some groupie. Fucked up right, worst part is after she finally forgave him and everything because he was literally begging on his hands and knees for her to take him back he kept sleeping with randos in each town we went to” 
I said nothing, I just sat in shock, trying to comprehend what I just heard. I never understood the relationship between the two of them, she was too good to be with someone like him. Their relationship always seemed weird, like something was always off, but I could never place it. I was lost in my thoughts when I was interrupted by a loud knock on the door. 
Cash and Dax exchanged a confused look before opening the door, revealing a quite angry Wardlow. “What the fuck do you want?!” I asked the man who now stood in front of me. 
Sure the four of us were friends but for some reason I never quite liked Wardlow. I was always civil with him but maybe it was my jealousy that made me secretly despise him. 
“Can you get her to open up?” He asked, referring to Y/n who had understandably locked herself in her private locker room. “Why should we help you?” Cash asked, “Your just going to cheat on her again” I spat “You have no idea what you are talking about Punk” Wardlow spat back “This is none of your business” “Well it sure seems like my business if you are out here asking for our help” “Tell us why we should help you?” Cash asked, not buying a thing coming out of wardlows mouth. “She’s mentally unstable, she is literally crazy. I’m scared she is going hurt herself in there” I could tell his words were sincere, however, I did not buy the fact that Y/n was mentally insatiable. Sure her whole gimmick was being a hardcore Barbie but I knew deep down she wasn’t really crazy, or was she? 
We agreed not to help Wardlow but to help get inside Y/n’s locker room. “You two stay with him, I will check on her,” I told Cash and Dax, not trusting Wardlow within a square inch of Y/n. 
I carefully knocked on Y/n’s door, waiting for a response. “Go Away!” She yelled through the door “It’s just me” “What do you want Punk? I’m not talking to him” “This has nothing to do with Wardlow, I just wanted to see if you are alright. I saw what happened.” Y/n opened the door and let me inside. “So everyone saw,” she said as the tears began to reform in her eyes. “Don’t worry about them” I told her sincerely, joining her on the small couch which sat in the middle of the locker room. “So what happened love?” “I don’t wanna talk about it” I know I shouldn’t be asking such an invasive question but I just had to know “What do you see in him?” “What?” “Wardlow? What do you see in him? He is a big idiot with big muscles and probably a big dick” Y/n laughed at my comments, which made me happy to see her smile. “So you’re only interested in his dick?” I asked playfully “No” “Then what is it?!” “I dunno, he made me feel safe. I know that sounds stupid but it’s true. He’s huge, he kept all the creeps away, and the sex was a nice bonus” I mean it made sense. When they were first an item I noticed how protective he was of her, I wonder what happened. “I could take better care of you. I know I’m not as tall as him or as muscular but the difference between the two of us is that Wardlow is a boy and I am a man. I bet I could make you feel just as good as he did. I would do anything and everything for you.” Y/n said nothing, I knew she was shocked at my words. I knew I was better for her, I would spoil her with expensive gifts, and praise her every day. I knew she was into older guys, she and Wardlow had an eight-year age gap, the only thing the two of us would have was eighteen years. 
“I mean it,” I told Y/n softly as I carefully lifted her chin so she could look at me. “I will give you the world. You will never have to worry about a single thing. I know you Y/n, you act all tough, you live for violence, love the taste of copper on your tongue. Fuck, I’ve seen your matches the title of ‘The Queen of Hardcore’ serves you well but I know that’s an act to hide who you really are. All you want is to be cared for. You like being with older men, the way they protect you, the way they love you better, the way they spoil you. You kill yourself in that ring to have someone like me put you back together, hold you close when you cry, love you to death. Tell me when I’m telling lies” I could tell by the look on her face that she knew I was right 
“Forget about Wardlow, I can be your new daddy” 
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dirtywrestling · 9 months
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CM Punk - Masterlist
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💦 = Smut, 💖= Fluff, 🌩 = Angst, 🚫 = No Warnings
Series:
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One Shots:
The Very Best -💦
Summary:  After General Manager Aj Lee tries to screw over Punk, Simon comes up with a grew plan to protect Punk and his championship. (Commission, 18+, Smut, Minors DNI)
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punksdoll · 4 months
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hi!! can i request a cm punk x reader?? do it of whatever u want (fluff pls)
~~~𝑺𝒖𝒓𝒑𝒓𝒊𝒔𝒆 𝒅𝒐𝒍𝒍~~~
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𝑪𝒎 𝑷𝒖𝒏𝒌 𝒙 𝒇𝒆𝒎!𝒓𝒆𝒂𝒅𝒆𝒓 ^owner of gif
𝒔𝒖𝒎𝒎𝒂𝒓𝒚: 𝒔𝒖𝒓𝒑𝒓𝒊𝒔𝒆 𝒔𝒖𝒓𝒑𝒓𝒊𝒔𝒆
𝒂/𝒏: 𝒕𝒉𝒊𝒔 𝒐𝒏𝒆’𝒔 𝒕𝒉𝒆 𝒐𝒏𝒆. 𝒚𝒆𝒔 𝒊𝒕 𝒊𝒔. 𝒕𝒉𝒊𝒔 𝒊𝒔 𝒎𝒚 𝒏𝒆𝒘𝒇𝒐𝒖𝒏𝒅 𝒇𝒂𝒗𝒐𝒓𝒊𝒕𝒆. 𝒕𝒉𝒂𝒏𝒌 𝒚𝒐𝒖 𝒇𝒐𝒓 𝒓𝒆𝒒𝒖𝒆𝒔𝒕𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝒊 𝒉𝒐𝒑𝒆 𝒚𝒐𝒖 𝒆𝒏𝒋𝒐𝒚<𝟑.
𝒘𝒂𝒓𝒏𝒊𝒏𝒈𝒔: 𝒔𝒐𝒇𝒕 𝑷𝒉𝒊𝒍𝒍𝒚 𝑷𝒉𝒊𝒍𝒍, 𝒉𝒆 𝒍𝒊𝒕𝒆𝒓𝒂𝒍𝒍𝒚 𝒍𝒐𝒗𝒆𝒔 𝒉𝒆𝒓, 𝒓𝒆𝒂𝒍𝒍𝒚 𝒍𝒐𝒗𝒆𝒔 𝒉𝒆𝒓, 𝒉𝒆 𝒌𝒏𝒐𝒘𝒔, 𝒉𝒆 𝒍𝒊𝒔𝒕𝒆𝒏𝒔, 𝒉𝒆’𝒔 𝒆𝒗𝒆𝒓𝒚𝒕𝒉𝒊𝒏𝒈 𝒊’𝒅 𝒘𝒂𝒏𝒕 𝒊𝒏 𝒂 𝒎𝒂𝒏, 𝒇𝒍𝒖𝒇𝒇𝒇𝒇𝒇
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Y/n lets out a deep sigh as she pulls up into her and her boyfriend’s driveway. All she wanted to do was curl up in her boyfriend’s arm and force him to read a book to her to lull her to sleep. She found his voice rather calming to her and the easiest way to fall asleep. She also adored his side commentary whenever a character would do something stupid in the book.
Y/n gets out the car and makes her way towards the door, unlocking the door and walking in. “I’m home.” Y/n broodingly says with no enthusiasm whatsoever. Y/n throws her stuff into a corner and starts walking away to try and find her boyfriend.
“You sound excited.” Cm Punk says sarcastically as he pops up from nowhere. Y/n turns towards him and rushes over to wrap her arms around him and shoves her face in his neck with a sigh.
“Now I am…” Y/n closes her eyes and Phil can feel her lashes flutter down on his neck as he wraps his tattoo covered arms around her.
“You ok?” Phil rubs her back with his thumb as he lays his head down on her head.
“Just tired…can you read to me after i take a shower?” Y/n moves her head away to position her chin on his chest to look up at him.
Phil chuckles and shakes his head, “No.” He says making y/n face drop immediately. “I have a surprise for you instead.” He smiles, moving his hands to brush away her hair from her face.
“Oh?” Y/n smiles, “What is it?”
“Go take a bath and you’ll see. The bath is already set and warm just for you.” Phil gives her a quick kiss before y/n could break away and rush to the bathroom where the bathtub is indeed filled up with hot water.
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Y/n walks inside her shared room and sees Phil lying down and waiting for her.
“I’m doneee.” Y/n smiles as she grabs one of Phil’s hoodies and puts it on herself.
Phil smiles and throw his phone on the side and gets up, “C’mon.” He grabs her hand and leads her out the bedroom and towards his office. It wasn’t actually his office, it was more like a storage room for all of his old wrestling stuff such as titles, old merch, etc.
“Are you gonna show me some new title or something?” Y/n questions with a frown.
“Nah…that’s nowhere near what i’m gonna show you.” Phil stops in front of the door, “I actually have been fixing this room up to surprise you.” Phil opens up the door and lets y/n go in first and when she does, she feels herself get emotional almost automatically.
Instead of seeing a bunch of wwe championship titles and old merch, you see books. You see bookshelf’s merged together with books all in them. Some being y/n’s and some even being new ones that she had put on her wish list on amazon. Around the bookshelf’s there were fairy lights and in between two bookshelf’s was a big fluffy bean bag that already seems like it’s been broken in. Next to it is a y/f/c record player that settles on a night stand with an open shelf that holds different vinyls. Y/n finds herself walking over to it and grabs a vinyl and sees it titled with her boyfriend’s messy handwriting.
A Sky Painted Gold, read by me. your boyfriend weirdo.
Y/n giggles and puts it back then looks over at Phil who is leaning against the doorway with a proud smirk. “Like it?”
Y/n lets out a high pitched squeal as she jumps up and down, clapping her hands and falling back on the bean bag, immediately sinking into it. “OH I LOVE IT!” She shouts, standing up and running towards Phil, throwing her arms around him. “Thank you! Thank you! Thank you!” She thanks him multiple times, giving him multiple kisses.
Phil smiles and gives him a big kiss, “Now whenever i’m away and gone and you miss my voice? Just play one of those vinyls and it’ll feel like the real thing. If you wanna take it with you?” Phil pulls her phone out and goes on spotify where he made a private playlist for her that’s filled with him reading multiple books, “Just go right here, doll.”
Y/n feels her eyes burning as she looks between her phone and back at him, “You’re so good to me…”
Phil smiles and gives her a big kiss, “Marry me.”
Y/n eyes widened, “What…?”
Phil smiles and pulls out a box, opening it up to reveal a pretty black ring. “Will you marry me?” He repeats himself, “I’ll do a lot of things but getting down on my knees can’t be an option. I’m too old for that.”
Y/n stares at the ring then back at Phil then at the room that he turned into her own library, “YES!” Y/n shouts as she throws herself at him, wrapping her limps around him.
Phil laughs and holds her close to him, fumbling around before grabbing her hand and putting the ring on her. “Hello to you Mrs.Brooks.”
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dogcollarpunk · 2 years
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" Like I said man, I don't know why you're so angry... I don't know why you're taking this so personally- "
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shes2real · 26 days
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d-lanx · 20 days
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I transcribed what McIntyre said to Punk after his mania match
(I did this instead of working on my dissertation and it took an hour of messing with audio and replaying it until I could hear properly)
Essentially, he was saying that Punk is a good commentator and should keep doing it because if he ever wrestles again, McIntyre will end his career. He also really just wanted to rub his win in Punk’s face. Full Transcription is below the photo if you care.
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Speakers
P: CM Punk
D: Drew McIntyre
M: Pat McAfee
G: Corey Graves
C: Michael Cole
(ST) is used when multiple things are said at the same time.
Transcription
P: Well, my hat goes off to the champ. I’m not gonna tell him he’s gonna keep it warm for me because I don’t know what the future holds.
*McIntyre stares at Punk, who stares back.*
M: I think he has an idea of what the future holds.
*McIntyre walks towards the commentary table.*
P: Ah. I’ve been here before.
*McIntyre gestures for the other commentators to move out of the way and they do.*
C: Ok.
P: Be careful. Be careful, Drew. Your wife’s here.
*McIntyre climbs onto the table and crawls towards Punk, pushing the belt towards him.*
M: Like a jungle cat on our commentary desk.
*Punk applauds him.*
P: Congratulations. Have fun taking selfies on the internet with it.
*McIntyre kneels on the desk in front of Punk.*
D: I want you to know, every single thing I’ve said about you, I meant every single word.
P: I want you to know that I can’t hear a word you’re saying because I have cans on.
D: And let me tell you something. Right where you’re sitting, I’ll give you props, you got that down like nobody else. Step back in that ring ever again, I won’t put you out for a few months, I’ll end your career.
*Punk laughs.*
D: I’m not playing you; you think it’s funny? I’m not playing you.
P: I think it’s hilarious.
(ST) P: People bigger than you have told me that my career is over.
(ST) D: You’re welcome here.
D: Step back in the ring, I’ll end your career. This is my moment.
P: It is your moment. Why are you- why are you here? Why are you in my face? Why are you making it about me?
D: Because I want to rub it in your goddamn face!
*McIntyre gets up to crouch in front of Punk with the belt.*
(ST) D: Get this shot! I want this framed on my wall!
(ST) P: Alright man. Alright get it.
*Crowd starts chanting “CM Punk”.*
P: I ain’t never won a title and heard other people chanting somebody else’s name.
*McIntyre stands up and gives the DX “suck it” gesture with one hand while holding the belt in the other.*
M: Oh geez.
P: Alright. Ok.
M: Right in his face. He did that right in his face.
*Punk knocks McIntyre over and starts a fight.*
G: Wait a minute!
C: Oh my God!
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magnoliacharmed · 10 months
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Godless
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(not my gif!)
18+, CM Punk x Fem!Reader one shot
[Also available on Archive of our Own!]
Word count: 1,091
Tags: Referenced alcoholism, Religious imagery/symbolism, blow jobs, come swallowing
Summary:
This was the blessing you worked for. This was the blessing you deserved. To worship at the feet of CM Punk.
Author's note: Inspired by this wonderful fancam & Godless by Banks.
…And so you worshiped at the feet of CM Punk. 
It was a downward spiral and you circled the drain before you’d even known it. Oh, to trade one addiction for another… you hoped God could forgive you. 
The thought brewed in your mind. Dark storm clouds filled your head heavily with an impending sense of horror. When you felt the gentle caress of Punk’s fingertips across your cheekbones, the clouds broke. Tears flooded your eyes and began to roll down your cheeks and over his fingers. 
“Don’t you feel better? Don’t you feel clean? ” Punk whispered. His voice echoed around you like a haunting. You would’ve liked to say that there was no semblance of wickedness in his eyes, but why play God for a fool?
“Yes… but…”
Pain radiated through your nerves. Every muscle in your head twisted and stretched with exhaustion. You’d do anything for another sip of liquor. You’d do anything for Punk’s admiration. 
“But what?”
“For how long will this go on?”
His hand came to rest on the back of your head. It scared you how much you needed his touch. It calmed you down almost immediately. Now you knew it was okay to relax. Your body bit back at your now rested weight pushing down on your knees. Let them get scraped.  
“What if I told you I could make it all more bearable?”
The fluorescent lighting seemed to brighten behind his head, an aura of yellow-white glistening through strands of dark hair. If you reached out to touch him would he really be there? Was he not a trick of your mind, an illusion to sink you further into despair?
“I’ll do anything.”
“Anything… anything. Close your eyes for me.”
You squeezed your lids shut. The darkness behind them was well needed. The light from Punk was getting to be overwhelming. You wondered just what he could do for you to make all the pain go away. 
“Will you bless me?”
Punk paused at your words. He didn’t expect the desperation in your voice. If anything, it only spurred him on. Made him more comfortable with what he wanted to do. 
“Yes.”
Things were all a blur. There was no point in thinking about the circumstances that led you to this point. The only thing that was worth focusing on was how to please. And to please was to pray. There was more than one way to pray, not only through the act of speaking. Your mouth opened as if to sing a hymn and slowly became filled with him. 
It was a slow affair. There was no need to make the act more obscene than it already was. Punk knew what this was. It was more about the means to the end, the journey of it all. To see you so pliable below him was more pleasurable than the act itself he realized. A contented sigh escaped from his lips. The warmth of your mouth was slightly overbearing. 
“I look down at you now and see a saint. My saint.”
The bobbing of your head came to an abrupt stop to look up at him with a red rimmed wet sparkle in your eye. A saint. You couldn’t believe it. Yes, this made all of your former suffering worth it. Doing anything for this man, this— 
Prophet?
When he pushed deeper down into your throat, you thought that was it. You’d reached your end. Breathing was still possible but wasn’t even a priority in your lust soaked brain. You wondered why a sinful act made you feel so holy. Perhaps it was due to the sounds Punk made above you. Deep breaths and strained moans healed your tainted spirit. You were on your way to true salvation. 
The thrusts of his hips began to pick up pace. He was ready to give you what you needed. Out of all his followers, you were his favorite. You were the one who had put in the most effort and the one who’d suffered the greatest. You’d walked the straight and narrow path to a clean life. Now it was time to show you just how proud he was of you. 
“You’re perfect. I’ve always believed in you.”
All of his words had sent you careening towards the edge too. You were sure that if you reached down to pleasure yourself you’d be reprimanded and punished, and there would be nothing worse than that. Restraint was difficult but much better than the alternative. Your mind conjured images of reaching down to touch yourself and show Punk just how much you respected him. All you wanted to do was chant his name, over and over in the throes of ecstasy. Maybe one day after you continued to prove yourself. 
“Here it comes—“
Warm fluid filled your mouth in a rush. It was bitter tasting but no more bitter than any liquor you’d ever consumed. Even though you’d been down on your knees for what felt like hours, the peak was reached so soon. Punk’s nails dug into your scalp as he pushed your head to the base of himself. He knew he was choking you. It took him a few seconds to actually care. He slowly dragged himself out of your mouth, like he was in pain to leave. The saintliness you emitted had faded from his vision. You were once again just you. In that moment, just you was good enough.
The deep breath you took made you feel alive like you’d never felt before. It was amazing— your muscles no longer ached. Your memory must have played a trick on you… you weren’t even sure if you were truly feeling real pain before he entered you.
That very special light glowed behind Punk again when he held his hand out to help you raise off of your knees. His lips planted a loving kiss on your forehead, the metal of his lip ring feeling alien on your overheated skin. Your body flooded with affection and desire for him. 
“Let’s go. It’s time to spread the good word.” His smile was easy, yet mocking. Most likely because of how absolutely wrecked you looked with smudged mascara and a wet chin. It was easy to ignore his expression when he kept his grip on your hand, fingers wrapping around yours. You were his best disciple. The people had to see just how devoted you were. 
This was the blessing you worked for. This was the blessing you deserved. To worship at the feet of CM Punk. 
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livsbrutalitys-blog · 5 months
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MASTERLIST AND RULES
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Hi guys I’m a new writer here on tumblr and I already have some stuff written and I can’t wait to share them with you! Here are the things/people i write for so if you have any request lmk!
➰-smut ✔️- fluff ➿-angst
• WWE
- Rhea Ripley
homecoming✔️
series
Unfinished business ➿
part 1 | part 2 | part 3 part 4
one shots
rhea ripley x fem!reader ➰
ex!rhea x fem!reader ➿
homecoming ✔️
- Dominik Mysterio
- Damian Priest
one shots
damian priest x fem!reader ✔️
untitled w fem!reader✔️
enemies to lovers?Damian priest x fem!reader ➿
- Becky Lynch
- Bayley
- Sasha Banks/ Mercedes Moné
- Liv Morgan
- Dolph Ziggler
- Drew Mcintyre
- Roman Reigns
one shots
roman reigns x fem!reader
- Jey Uso
- Jimmy Uso
- Trick Williams
- Carmelo Hayes
- Wes Lee
- Roxanne Perez
- CM Punk
- AJ Lee
- Nikki Bella
- Brie Bella
- Dean Ambrose/Jon Moxley
- Baron Corbin
- Shayna Baszler
RULES
Here are some things I WILL NOT write about.
- p3dophillia
- n3crophilia
- inc3st
- non-con (cnc i will but nothing where one party is non-consensual/r@pe)
- any kind of bodily fluid play (bl00d is fine but no golden showers or anything like that)
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bullet-clubs-bitch · 2 months
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Okay, hear me out: Do you mind writing a NSFW alphabet about CM Punk? :P
CM PUNK NSFW ALPHABET I8+ NSFW content
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NSFW ALPHABET MASTERLIST MAIN MASTERLIST
CM PUNK MASTERLIST
A = Aftercare (What they’re like after sex)
He is very loving and nurturing 
He will hold you close and tell you how much he loves you as he whispers sweet nothings as you fall asleep
Although Phil has a bit of a mean streak, intimacy is something he won’t take for granted with you
B = Body part (Their favourite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)
On him, his favourite part is his tattoos (which you agree)
He loves the way his painted canvas looks against your bare one
He loves the sight of his tattooed hands around your throat 
On you he adores everything 
He could never pick just one thing
He is obsessed with you, he worships your body like a god
C = Cum (Anything to do with cum basically… I’m a disgusting person)
He is a dirty old man, he loves the sight of you covered in his seed
Whether it’s pouring out of you or dripping all over you, he loves it
D = Dirty Secret (Pretty self-explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)
His little secret is how obsessed he is with you 
He completely obsessed with you, in an insane crazy way
Even before you started dating he would stalk you
Punk would kill with his bear hands if it meant he could have you
E = Experience (How experienced are they? Do they know what they’re doing?)
With age comes experience, he is very experienced 
He has been with many many women in his age so he knows s thing or two
F = Favorite Position (This goes without saying. Will probably include a visual)
Missionary; he loves the intimacy it provides 
Cowgirl; he loves it when you ride him
G = Goofy (Are they more serious in the moment, or are they humorous, etc)
He is very serious, almost a bit mean
H = Hair (How well groomed are they, does the carpet match the drapes, etc.)
Clean shaven 
I = Intimacy (How are they during the moment, romantic aspect…) 
When he wants to be Phil can be quite the romantic
Worshiping your body like a temple
Slowly making you come undone
He loves to take his time with you
J = Jack Off (Masturbation headcanon)
Multiple times a day
He needs that release, mainly because he is always turned on around you
K = Kink (One or more of their kinks)
dd/lg (heavy on this)
Daddy kink
Hair pulling 
Impact play 
BDSM
Breeding kink
Pregnancy kink
Bondage 
Biting 
Cock warming 
L = Location (Favorite places to do the do)
Anywhere and everywhere he will take you anywhere he can 
Besides the privacy in your home or hotel, he loves water sex, the beach, the pool all of it
M = Motivation (What turns them on, gets them going)
Anything 
He gets turned on by anything 
Your sent, your smile, the way your fingers linger on his for a second too long
He’s embarrassed about the effect you have on him
He’s like a horney teenage boy around you
N = NO (Something they wouldn’t do, turn-offs)
Sharing, he’s a selfish man
O = Oral (Preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc)
Although he gives he would rather receive 
He loves the sight of you underneath him gagging on his cock
P = Pace (Are they fast and rough? Slow and sensual? etc.)
He is hard and rough
Fucking you into obliviation 
He loves to turn your brain into mush 
He can be mean during sex but behind the tough guy act there is so much love behind it
Q = Quickie (Their opinions on quickies rather than proper sex, how often, etc.)
When he needs you he needs you
Although he is not the biggest fan of quickies they occur more often than you think
They will occur backstage before a match or when one of his co-workers gets a bit too friendly with you
Sometimes he might take you in the car if you misbehave 
R = Risk (Are they game to experiment, do they take risks, etc.)
Phil is a risky man, he likes to play games
However, he will always pass them by you first before trying something new
S = Stamina (How many rounds can they go for, how long do they last…)
I don’t see him lasting very long, typically before you
However, he can go several rounds in a row before getting tired
T = Toy (Do they own toys? Do they use them? On a partner or themselves?)
He has a special collection just for you
Silk handcuffs, a variation of vibrators 
He loves to use them with you
Oh and don’t forget the collar (IYKYK)
U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)
CM Punk is a big tease, he loves to mess with you all the time 
He will feel bad for it after but in the moment he loves it
He loves it when you beg him to go faster after purposely going painfully slow
Begging for your orgasm
V = Volume (How loud they are, what sounds they make)
He’s quite loud
W = Wild Card (Get a random headcanon for the character of your choice)
👀👀👀👀
X = X-Ray (Let’s see what’s going on in those pants, picture or words)
6 inches
Y = Yearning (How high is their sex drive?)
So high, like a teenage boy
It’s not normal
Z = ZZZ (… how quickly they fall asleep afterwards) 
He doesn’t fall asleep fast at all
He would probably watch you sleep tbh
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danwhobrowses · 17 days
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So, people naturally have opinions with the AEW All In Footage releasing - something I'm surprised was genuine footage and not some work or swerve. Here's my cents about it;
Just because CM Punk didn't lie about the altercation doesn't put him in the right. He still deserved to be fired still because he attacked an employee. This doesn't make Punk look strong, or tough, and it doesn't mean he's truthful about everything, he just didn't lie about something there were several witnesses for.
People are forgetting that Khan 'fearing for his life' is a separate interaction to the Perry fight, reports beforehand have made a point that they talked after the altercation - since Punk was immediately in a match afterwards - one to one.
AEW never said Punk was lying, most reports after All In match what Punk said, including Samoa Joe's own comments about it. Showing the footage was framed in the way of the Bucks' EVP character delusion that many have missed the point of. FTR even came out and questioned why the footage was necessary, which means there is awareness of it.
I don't know why they're blocking the footage, don't ask me because I don't have the answers I'm just a guy in England seeing this unfold; maybe it's down to the negative response, maybe there's some other legal things about it given how Punk is a WWE wrestler, I sincerely don't know.
Nobody wins from this for sure, but Tony Khan could never win from this anyway. Punk did a full on interview about the incident with a known Pro-WWE Anti-AEW guy and people waited for a response; when they didn't get the 'twitter meltdown' he gets mocked, when Copeland does a promo talking about the positives of wrestling he gets mocked, he shows footage of the altercation validating Punk's firing and he gets mocked.
Many just want Khan to be Vince 2.0 or failing that someone out of depth with money and a toy box of wrestlers, even though that's exactly what Triple H is too he just inherited it rather than built it from the ground up.
In an ideal world AEW and WWE wouldn't take shots at each other, but they do, fans however only give AEW shit for it. Punk buries AEW on an interview, Triple H takes subtle shots at AEW talents in the build to Wrestlemania, Punk and other wrestlers also take shots at AEW during and after Wrestlemania and it's treated as banter, but AEW wrestlers respond and it's 'rent free' comments. The reality is that WWE and AEW both live rent free in each other's heads, because they are in competition with one another.
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dirtywrestling · 1 year
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CM Punk - Masterlist
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💦 = Smut, 💖= Fluff, 🌩 = Angst
Series:
None
One Shots:
The Very Best - 💦
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punksdoll · 5 months
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~~~𝑨𝒏𝒅 𝒚𝒐𝒖𝒓 𝒏𝒆𝒘~~~
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gif not mine like,comments, & reblogs appreciated
𝒄𝒎 𝒑𝒖𝒏𝒌 𝒙 𝒇𝒆𝒎! ^owner of gif
𝒔𝒖𝒎𝒎𝒂𝒓𝒚: 𝒔𝒉𝒆 𝒊𝒔 𝒚𝒐𝒖𝒓 𝒏𝒆𝒘 𝒅𝒊𝒗𝒂𝒔 𝒄𝒉𝒂𝒎𝒑𝒊𝒐𝒏
𝒘𝒂𝒓𝒏𝒊𝒏𝒈𝒔: 𝒓𝒆𝒂𝒅𝒆𝒓 𝒊𝒔 𝒏𝒂𝒎𝒆𝒅, 𝒇𝒍𝒖𝒇𝒇
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“Here is your winner and the new divas champion…Shivani Guerrero!” The announcer says through the microphone as the arena buzzes with loud cheers.
Shivani leans herself down on the ring mat, catching her breath and trying to think back on the match that happened. It was brutal and it was nerve racking. Every slam, finisher, jump, and punch could have led to her either losing or winning. That’s what it did, led to her achieving one of the most biggest achievements she has ever accomplished in her wwe career.
Shivani sits herself up right as the referee holds the divas championship belt and it’s then that she realizes that she’s crying when she feels a drop on her hand.
“Oh my god.” Shivani lets out as she shakily grabs the title from the referee who helps her stand up on her shaky legs.
“You ready?” The ref asks her and all Shivani can do is nod before her hand is raised up in the air. The championship being held high for everyone to see that she is their new divas champion.
“Eddie! Eddie! Eddie!” The crowd chants and Shivani lets out a sob as she looks up at the sky and blows a kiss up.
I did it for him. She tells herself.
Shivani looks down when she feels the ring shake and sees her godfather climb inside the ring.
“You did it, mama.” Rey Mysterio says with a big proud smile on his face as he brings the girl into his arms as everyone around them cheers even more.
“I did. I really did.” Shivani sniffs, holding onto him tightly.
The ring shakes again and she pulls away and looks to see her long time boyfriend, Cm punk, stand in the ring with his own championship.
Shivani breaks out into a smile as she rushes over to him and throws herself at him. Wrapping her limbs around him while keeping a tight grip on the championship, feeling his arms wrap around her and give her a squeeze.
“I’m so proud of you.” She hears him say closely to her ear with a kiss following after and on her temple. “He would be too.”
Shivani pulls her head away from his neck and gives him a shaky smile, nodding. “Thank you.” She gives him a kiss before getting down and feeling both her arms being raised up by him and her godfather.
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thlayli-ra · 1 month
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WIP Timeline
I enjoy writing a list. So that I can eventually tick things off that list. Which is why I wrote this list to map out what I'm writing/drawing in the next wee while and cross them off as I go. Maybe some of you out there might be interested too.
- The Moon Rises Red Tonight - final chapter is about 90% complete and I'm aiming to post it later this week.
- Rise of Knight, part 6 - I've banned myself from drawing anything else until I've finished the next page, which I have already started to 'ink'. After that, there's only one page left and it's the whole reason I made it in the first place so I hopefully won't leave it too long.
- Hunter/Prey Au (CM Punk/Drew McIntyre) - Aiming for this to be a one-shot/two chapter fic. About 20% done but will be my main focus for now alongside Ashes.
- Out of the Ashes - next chapter is about 70% complete, maybe more. Now my main focus until it's complete.
- Cody Valetverse Fic - A request that I'm keen to work on. Likely to be a one-shot, it'll be a side project after Hunter AU.
- Valetverse ficlet - Have an idea rattling around my head for a follow-up to 'When Hell Froze Over'. Probably a day or two's work.
- Winners Rooms AU (LA Knight/Roman Reigns) - Delayed. Currently about 30% complete but I'm struggling to nail the tone I'm wanting.
- Valetverse one-shot - Knowing me, I do need a little distraction once in a while when I'm writing a multi-chapter fic so will probably dip back into the valetverse, either for another LA Knight sequel or the Phil Calaway prequel. Ooh, there's also the Finn/Samoa Joe one!
- Art (various) - Soooo many things I want to draw right now! I promised an LA Knight/Roman Reigns sub/dom pic and I will deliver, I promise! Also really, really want to draw some scenes from Red Moon. More Punkintyre and finally introduce some Punknightyre (that works, right?)! Not forgetting the last of the CM Punk requests.
- Flint and Steel, Part III (Finn Balor/Seth Rollins) - It's feels like a lifetime ago since I immersed myself in the F&S AU and I'm missing it terribly. Once Ashes is complete, this will be my next focus.
- Valets of WWE Sequel - Ideas keep creeping in for this but like before, there will be plenty of room for reader requests.
As always, there will be new ideas and distractions come up but that's the general plan anyway. Oh, and I'm always happy to share snippets of my WIPs or ideas I have for them so feel free to send me asks. 😘
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ronon-dex · 20 days
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OK I slept for 9 hours and eated a sandwich. I will now speak about why the events of this past week made me clinically insane, especially last night. long post, sorry. I'm normal I swear just not about this or most things
basically I started watching wrestling on new year's day '24 because a podcast host I like said he liked it, so I said let me give this a shot, everything I've ever heard about wrestling makes it seem stupid asf but why not I have a free day. and.
the podcast host (it's anthony burch) was talking about a guy called cody rhodes so I typed that into youtube. watched clips of the 2023 wwe wargames because that was topical at the time. I saw cody, sami, jey, seth, randy and the judgment day, and instantly liked rhea, damian, seth and cody in particular. watched the latter 2 in hell in a cell. more clips. watched even more. seth was flashy and cool and oh what's that, a clip called 'the shield implodes'. roman reigns is there, I know him from pop culture as being hot and despised and now, from being linked to jey. holy shit why did seth do that. that other guy looks like he's gonna cry. hold up why he kinda..
2 months later. I'm 2 years deep into dean ambrose's wwe career. I've seen dozens of hours of his best friendship with roman and situationship with seth, and cody rhodes has even popped up as a cartoon character. I've seen moxley matches from czw and fcw. his angy promos. seth and roman pop up occasionally. I'm leery of aew because nobody I know is there except dean, but let me just try out a match. bcc vs the elite. holy crap that was fucken sick let me check out others whooaahhh these guys are FLIPPIN wait is that.
I start watching being the elite and cody is there. I switch between aew and wwe and get the grim tale of wrestlers transferring over and back, the feuds, the pettiness, the amazing matches. in one tab the rock is announcing he's fighting roman at wrestlemania and in another the bullet club are picking a new founder. I'm also watching njpw at this point. I participate in the we want cody movement. shit happens.
wrestlemania week. I'm seeing cody and the bucks and kenny get giddy over starting a new company in 2019. cody is wearing suits to monday night raw even though he talked mad shit abt wwe as recently as 3 yrs ago. mjf. luchas. dark order. house of black. performers I'm watching in 2014 that died last year. cody vs roman announced and seth is there and roman calls him 'little brother' and moxley is not beside them. cm punk spills abt drama on a podcast. the bucks fire back. I learned about this beef A WEEK AGO and it happened LAST YEAR and NOW it's coming to a head
night 2. roman is assisted in defeating cody except the shield music plays. I have seen every single shield match AND dean, roman and seth match between 2012-2015 in full at this point. I get shocked so bad I almost have a panic attack bc I am. certain that moxley is about to rock up with seth. he doesn't. but roman hears that music and sees seth in his old gear and like a war veteran is transported back to the moment his world shattered, the moment seth destroyed the shield and set into motion events that would lead to seth becoming a solo champion, dean leaving, and roman being left so vulnerable afterwards that the first chance he had to use his cousins - his last remaining friends - as tools he took it. roman has the opportunity to end cody or inflict pain on an already downed seth and he cannot help himself. at the time I'm typing out a post before he even does it because I'm that certain he will, and the chair goes into seth's back and roman goes down, and he's smiling as he's pinned because that sliver of revenge tasted so much sweeter than 3 years at the top, alone. destroying seth wasn't getting his brothers back but at least he has crushed this monster inside him that grew teeth and claws from being hated and abandoned and hurt. moxley isn't there and seth is and that's kind of the point, that's the reason for the rage and the pain and why roman had to make it end. had to.
and cody wins. and I'm searching him on youtube. and its after over a decade of this story but it's only been 3 months for me
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