#crazytimes

[am-i-the-asshole-official]

WIBTA for sabotaging my boyfriend's hookup with his girlfriend by filling his sex playlist with DJ Crazytimes

I (28NB, they/he) have known my boyfriend (call him C, 29M, he/him) for some 15ish years now. As long as I've known him, he has been on and off again with his girlfriend (call him T, 29NB, he/him). Respectfully, and with love, C and T are two of the worst and most annoying people I know. I want to marry them both specifically so that I can study them under a microscope like a parasitic virus.

Technically they're monogamous, but they're both hooking up with other people (myself included), usually the same people, because they have the same taste in lovers (bad). I have suggested that they give actual polyamory a try, and they reject the idea wholeheartedly. I think they get off on their dynamic, and far be it from me to try more than the bare minimum to dissuade them from it.

A couple months back, they got into a fight and broke up (again) because T (who was unemployed at the time) stole $50 from C (who works at GameStop) so that he could pay for a tank of gas (using C's car) to go hook up with another guy a couple states over. C was not upset that T was hooking up with another guy (because he was Also hooking up with that guy and knew he would not have a leg to stand on), but because of the stolen money + car.

C and I currently live together, because you can't afford an apartment on a GameStop salary, and also, like I said, he's my boyfriend. I'm making carnitas tacos next Friday, and T is coming over, because despite everything, he has nothing else to do on a Friday night. I know that C and T are going to get into a huge fight, and I know that it's probably either going to end with them getting back together out of spite or with someone's vehicle getting keyed--I'm betting on both.

Here's where I think I might be the asshole. I would really like to get inbetween them. Not in a "I don't want you to date each other" kind of way, but in a "holy shit you are both so insufferable i would like to get in on that" kind of way. I currently have my thing with C, and I've hooked up with T once in the past, but I would really like to make it official with him as well.

My plan is as follows: C and T are going to be in the same space again next Friday. They're going to fight, then hook up, then get back together again. C is one of those cybersexual "i built my own computer and run it on Linux" people, which is to say, he thinks tiktok and youtube are evil, and he he thinks spotify premium is supporting megacorporations. So, his sex playlist for T (we do not have our own sex playlist) is just an actual folder of mp3 files.

While C is at work, I'm going to log into his computer and change several of those mp3 files to DJ Crazytimes' Planet of the Bass, which I play often, and he is frequently annoyed by. My hope is that he'll realize it was me, he'll come and yell at me for ruining their hookup, T will take my side to piss him off, and the tension will get to the point where they let me join their hookup, and I can ask to date both of them after that.

To be clear, I recognize that I'm also Incredibly Toxic for enabling and encouraging this behavior. That said, I feel like I'm justified in this scenario considering C and T are both Also toxic, and furthermore, it is a known fact that I'm dating C right now, so for them to hook up, C would technically be cheating on me. I asked C's sister (a childhood friend of mine) for her take on whether it would be funny or just annoying, and she just told me that we all deserve each other, so I think I should be good. Am I being uniquely shitty here?

What are these acronyms?

#aita #am i the asshole #one of the submissions of all time #the dj crazytimes saga

[meelvignetting-blog]

- All you magical people, that make this a better place ❤🦌 #fourthsonsouth #fokofbar #baracoustics #friends #crazytimes #xmastime #ekskeinheilig (at Fokof Bar) https://www.instagram.com/p/CmS-7ycD2Za/?igshid=NGJjMDIxMWI=

#fourthsonsouth #fokofbar #baracoustics #friends #crazytimes #xmastime #ekskeinheilig

[mitchelldraws]

I'm going to tell my kids that this is Barbenheimer.

#women are my favorite guy #kylegordon101 #dj crazytimes

[sunnifer]

spies. it never die

#women are my favourite spy etc #spies are forever #agent curt mega #owen carvour #planet of the bass #dj crazytimes #ms biljana electronica #art

[letmebegaytodd]

#dj crazytimes fnv opening cutscene cameo WHEN #benny #fnv #fallout

[harumiura]

the sasagawas as every european dance artist in the 1990s... because........???

#idk ryohei is the dj crazytimes of my life #khr #katekyo hitman reborn #ryohei sasagawa #kyoko sasagawa #it was hard to not just make haru the woman but for once im drawing ryohei with kyoko like a “normal” person

[jessiethewitchzard]

can't believe everyone's memeing about Planet of the Bass like Ms Biljana Electronica doesn't even exist. Does her "When god made man she was only joking" shirt mean nothing to you?

#ms biljana electronic #planet of the bass #dj crazytimes #aj oc

[homura]

you must be planet of the bass if you think we fuckin

#dj crazytimes

[wenightmareyou]

He made me breathe funny

Succession, Church and State // Phoebe Bridgers, Motion Sickness // Succession, Argestes // Clementine von Radics, There is a Lion in My Room // Succession, Church and State

#to the tune of that one tiktok: im dj crazytimes! #no but fr this is making me feel crazy #i dont have time to add in too much birthday but just know its in there in spirit #succession #succession spoilers #roman roy #web weaving #my post

[am-i-the-asshole-official]

AITA for not going to my brother's wedding?

I (35F) and my brother (29M) have always had a bit of a rocky relationship. Like, don't get me wrong, I love him, always have, always will. That said, we've been at each other's throats since he was capable of speech, and probably will be until one of us dies of spite.

My brother, let's call him Carter, has been in an on-and-off relationship with Taylor (29F) ever since they were in middle school. Personally, I hate Taylor, and I'm fine keeping it that way. She treats Carter like shit, she's cheated on him more times than I can count, she steals money from him, she is just an awful person to be around. Like, don't get me wrong, Carter's also an asshole, but can you really blame him considering what he has to deal with?

Now, a few months ago, they broke things off after Taylor stole his car to go and hook up with a guy in another state. He got the car back, told her to go fuck herself, and that was that. In the meantime, he ended up moving in with his best friend since high school (28M), let's call him Tim, and they have been no contact with Taylor ever since. About a month ago, I was talking to Carter, and he sheepishly told me that he had realized he was bisexual and was now dating Tim.

Honestly, I was ecstatic. Like, he and Taylor have been a thing for forever, and despite all of their breakups, I've never seen Carter actually date someone other than her. Also, Tim is someone that has a really good head on his shoulders. He can be a dick, but honestly, so can Carter, and he's really smart and down-to-earth. I was super accepting, of course, and I told Carter how happy I was for him, how glad I was to see him moving on and living his best life with someone that actually respects him.

Fast forward to last week. It's my day off, and I'm hanging out at my house, getting some chores done, when I get a call from Carter. I pick up and ask him how he's doing, and he tells me that he's doing good, but he wants me to come down to the courthouse. I ask him what for, and he tells me he's getting married! I'm kind of in shock, like--yeah, I'm glad he's with Tim, but isn't that a little fast?

That is, of course, when he drops the bomb on me: He's not marrying Tim. Taylor came crawling back yesterday and proposed to him. He's marrying Taylor.

I lose it a bit, I ask him if he's lost his mind, and we get into a shouting match over the phone. He tells me I'm being a bitch, I tell him it'll be a cold day in hell when I just stand there like a dumbass at his and Taylor's wedding. I don't go, they get married, that's that.

Yesterday, I went out to get lunch at my usual spot, and who do I see but Tim. I sit down with him and ask him how he's doing, ask him what's going on in his life, and so on. I tell him I feel so awful that things went sideways with Carter, and tell Tim that he's always a part of our family, even if Carter's lost his mind and dumped the best thing that's ever happened to him. Tim gives me a weird look, and asks what I'm talking about. I tell him that I heard about Carter and Taylor getting married, and that's when he drops the bomb on me that he's still in a relationship with Carter.

At first, I'm pissed at Carter for cheating on Tim, but Tim reassures me that he's into it--something I wouldn't have expected from him. I mean, I'm glad Carter still has Tim in his life I guess, but I still feel like he's being a dick to Tim. I don't tell Tim that, but I do tell him that I can't accept my brother marrying Taylor.

He tells me that he knows, but that Carter's been miserable since the wedding after I didn't show up. Tim tells me that Carter misses me, and that he's really been hoping I reach out. That's a surprise to me, because he's been saying he's not going to talk to me again until I apologize.

I really do care about my brother, but I can't pretend I support him marrying someone that's just going to keep being a toxic presence in his life. I don't care about how many people he's in a relationship with, or whether he's straight or bi or gay or whatever. I just want him to be safe and happy, and I know this relationship is really bad for him. Tim seems to think I should have just sucked it up and gone to his wedding anyways for the sake of my relationship with him. I'm starting to have doubts--I know I hurt him. But I also don't feel sorry. AITA?

What are these acronyms?

#aita #am i the asshole #the dj crazytimes saga

[visenyaism]

INCREDIBLE

#witnessing the apotheosis of biljana electronica and dj crazytimes?????

[roserocksrapidly]

people talking about the "women are my favorite guy" song, I am on my hands and knees BEGGING you to get into eurobeat. there is a wealth of incredible lyrics just waiting for you.... come, take my hand....

#dj crazytimes #eurobeat

[minty-spice]

#giving the main verse some love because women are my favorite guy #planet of the bass #dj crazy times #dj crazytimes #poll #polls #minty speaks

[incorrect-hs-quotes]

Dirk: I do not have the clubber’s temperament. My place is in the sanitorium

#homestuck #incorrect homestuck quotes #dirk strider #mod terezi #i'd make a dj crazytimes joke but apparently he's an asshole

[andielion]

#dj crazytimes #planet of the bass

[srcepiksla]

BOOM hear the bass go zoom have a body feel the groove

#my art #digital art #artists on tumblr #digital illustration #dj crazy times #planet of the bass #the guy turned out to be a prick but ngl idc dj crazytimes is OURS now #eyestrain tw #eyestrain