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thelemonsqueezr ยท 9 days
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Happy Birthday Kazuki-Mama!!
and belated mother's day :)
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men-and-their-pipes ยท 1 year
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waiman69 ยท 5 months
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rexxdjarin ยท 2 years
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I am so fucking feral I think I need to be hospitalized
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kingdaddydaichi ยท 1 year
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GUYS?? GALS?? NON-BINARY PALS?? ๐Ÿฅน๐Ÿฅน
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SKNFNNGNMRKNSBVVACGSIROJFJDKEHWHENFNDJEOWOWHGGRHFJ ๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€
Iโ€™VE BEEN DYYYIIING TO SHARE THIS. My very first Daichi comm by the INCREDIBLY LOVELY AND TALENTED @aikk00 (tysm for being such a darling human ๐Ÿฅน๐Ÿคฒ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿค)!! I highly HIGHLY recommend commโ€™ing them if you get the chance. They are ADORABLY SWEET and an absolute JOY to work with! ๐Ÿฅฐ๐Ÿซถ๐Ÿป
BUT LOOK HOW HAPPY AND IN LOVE DAICHI AND I ARE ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜ญ THE WAY Iโ€™M HOLDING ONTO HIS COAT ๐Ÿฅน๐Ÿฅฒ THE WAY Iโ€™M 10 INCHES SHORTER THAN HIM ๐Ÿ™ˆ๐Ÿ˜…๐Ÿ˜ฉ๐Ÿ˜ฉ HOW INSANELY HOT HE IS ๐Ÿฅต๐Ÿค’๐Ÿ˜ฎโ€๐Ÿ’จ Iโ€™m gonna find a wintry background for it but couldnโ€™t wait to show everyone! ๐Ÿ’ž NOW IF YOUโ€™LL EXCUSE ME Iโ€™M GONNA GO BURY MY FACE IN A PILLOW AND SCREAM AND CRY AND KICK MY FEET ๐Ÿซ ๐Ÿ’€
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munson-babe ยท 2 years
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feelings-flooding-away ยท 1 year
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berberriescorner ยท 2 years
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sry Iโ€™m a thirsty hoe for Rio ๐Ÿซฃ
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Maโ€™am, move around! Iโ€™m paying attention to my other husbaeโ€™s right now๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿฅฐ.
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You right baby boy fine as hell. Just look at him!
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๐Ÿคค๐Ÿคค๐Ÿฅต๐Ÿฅต
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90363462 ยท 1 month
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ham1lton ยท 2 months
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i fell for you.
pairing: lando norris ร— reader (no faceclaim).
warnings + summary: nothing!! just lando going on his prince charming looking spree after a trolley hit and run.
author's note: thanks for the request! hope i did it justice lol. iโ€™m currently on a long bus journey home so let me know if you have any more requests. i have exhausted my spotify playlists ๐Ÿ˜”๐Ÿ’”
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yourusername: GUESS WHO JUST PASSED HER TEST ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜ took my girls out to eat like the true sugar daddy that i am.
bff2user: thanks for the food!!! ๐Ÿคค๐Ÿ˜
-> yourusername: ur welcome bbg ๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿ’
yourbffsuser: ROAD TRIP ROAD TRIP ROAD TRIP
-> yourusername: YASSSSSSSSSS
-> bff2user: girl come get on a ft call with us!!
-> yourbffsuser: she can do us one betterโ€ฆ she can DRIVE to us now.
-> yourusername: BOOOOOOOO!! i canโ€™t!! iโ€™m supposed to be taking my little brother grocery shopping. my parents are in work till late today.
-> bff2user: BOOOOO!! call us afterwards!!!
-> yourusername: I WILL ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜˜โ€ผ๏ธ๐Ÿ’•
โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”โ€”
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yourusername: i like to think iโ€™m halfway decent at this photography shit.
yourbffsuser: WHOS THAT??
-> yourusername: itโ€™s you guys? duh ๐Ÿ™„
-> yourbffsuser: bffr ๐Ÿ˜’ you know what i mean.
bff2user: we look so good in the first pic!! donโ€™t we yourbffsuser?
-> yourbffsuser: WHAT ABOUT THE MAN IN PIC 2!!
-> yourbffsuser: WHOLE ASS MAN ON MY TL NO WARNING NO APOLOGY NO NOTICE NO NOTHIN!!
-> yourbffsuser: SHES SOFT LAUNCHING!!
-> yourbffsuser: althoughโ€ฆ. youโ€™re so right. weโ€™re both so cute ๐Ÿ˜
-> bff2user: exactly we are ๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿ˜
landonorris: when you said youโ€™d post me i wasnโ€™t expecting just my torsoโ€ฆ. donโ€™t worry pookie, my side hoes arenโ€™t following you. no need to hide me. ๐Ÿ˜˜
-> danielricciardo: yes tf we are.
-> yourusername: JAIL FOR BOTH OF YOU! ๐Ÿ˜ญ
-> yourbffsuser: THIS IS UR MAN? ๐Ÿ˜ญ
-> landonorris: yass ๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿ˜
-> yourbffsuser: godโ€ฆ the men you put on this earth to provide and protect are using kissy emojis on the internet. ๐Ÿ˜”
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isimpoveryou ยท 2 months
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oscar piastri x reader
fc: avantika vandanapu
{๐Œ๐€๐’๐“๐„๐‘๐‹๐ˆ๐’๐“}
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lovingf1wags Y/N L/N today at the mean girls premire
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user01 SHE'S SO G0RGEOUS LIKE WHAT THE FUCK?!?!(
user02 can oscar fight? like seriously?!
user03 mommy?!?!
user04 OSCAR YOU ONE DAMN LUCKY MOTHER FUCKER
user05 i know oscar is a rather private person but if i was him my whole damn instagram would be dedicated to y/n l/n
user06 SO REAL!??!
user07 NO CUZ I WOULD TOO IF I DATE THE Y/N L/N
yourinstagram โœ”๏ธŽ
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yourinstagram mean girls premire ๐Ÿ’ž๐ŸŽ€๐ŸŒธ๐Ÿฉ๐Ÿ’Ÿ๐Ÿ‘š๐Ÿจ
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user01 SHE'S SO AGHSJSUDUUDD
user02 mommy?!
alexandrasaintmleux pretty girl ๐Ÿซถ๐Ÿซถ๐Ÿซถ
yourinstagram awww love you alex
user03 SHES SO PERFECT IN EVERY WAY
user04 LITERALLY?!? LIKE WHAT THE FUCK?! CAN OSCAR FIGHT?!
oscarpiastri ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜
yourinstagram ๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿ˜˜
user05 i cant believe we lost to a guy that vroom vrooms in circle for a living
lilymhe right?!?! its so unfair
alex_albon ๐Ÿคจ๐Ÿคจ๐Ÿคจ
yourinstagram LILYYY ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ
yourinstagram โœ”๏ธŽ
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yourinstagram get in loser we're going shopping @mclaren
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user01 literally us : ๐Ÿƒโ€โ™€๏ธ๐Ÿƒโ€โ™€๏ธ๐Ÿƒโ€โ™€๏ธ๐Ÿƒโ€โ™€๏ธ๐Ÿƒโ€โ™€๏ธ๐Ÿƒโ€โ™€๏ธ๐Ÿƒโ€โ™€๏ธ
user02 ANYTHING FOR Y/N
user03 MOMMY?!?!?
yourinstagram yes child?
user03 INXJIZJIAKWJSIIZSJSJSIS
user04 does that mean oscar is our daddy?
lilymhe lets drop both alex and oscar, date eachother instead
yourinstagram ๐Ÿƒโ€โ™€๏ธ๐Ÿƒโ€โ™€๏ธ๐Ÿƒโ€โ™€๏ธ๐Ÿƒโ€โ™€๏ธ
alex_albon @oscarpiastri are you seeing this?
oscarpiastri i pretend i didnt
mclaren our fav papaya girl ๐Ÿงก๐Ÿงก๐Ÿงก
yourinstagram @landonorris TAKE THAT!
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oscarpiastriupdates ya'll in y/n comments "can oscar fight" UH YES?! HE'S FUCKING JACKED?!?!
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user01 OSCAR?!?!?
user02 i wanna put bows there
oscarpiastriupdates me too girl me too
user03 DAYUM OSCAR 'JACKED' PIASTRI
user04 y/n or oscar correct answer wins
user05 both
user06 both
user07 BOAF
yourinstagram why wont these damn app swipe right?!?
oscarpiastriupdates OMG?!?!?! IM DREAMING!??!?!!
oscarpiastriupdates maam tell him to spill his work outs
yourinstagram โœ”๏ธŽ
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yourinstagram he certainly can fight
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user01 I CANT BELIEVE I LOST TO A WHITE BOY
oscarpiastri My pretty girl, I love you โค๏ธ
yourinstagram Lover boy, I love you more โค๏ธ
user02 someone please run me over with a car they're so cute ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ
user03 MY PARENTS
user04 after seeing THAT pict yeah this man can fight us all
user05 i mean he is OSCAR 'JACKED' PIASTRI
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nouvellevqgue ยท 6 months
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GODDESS
pairing: oscar piastri x model!reader
summary: when they said girlfriend effects is real, now take a look at oscar and his significant change on his aesthetic and self.
warning: timeline inaccuracies, daniel appearing on sus moments, lovesick oscar
a/n: i think i haven't made smau for oscar just yet, and this time i'll make him so in love with his gf as he always do.
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yourusername i'm here for you wmagazine
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naileadevora you are so gorgeous i don't understand
ellefanning that magazine is from the waiting room, i believe...๐Ÿค”
โคท yourusername indeed it is๐Ÿ˜„
username is she the rumored wag?
โคท username girl she IS the wag.
username she is so magnificent damnnn
username this is so blair waldorf coded
username mommy sorry? mommy? sorry, mommy?
bellahadid pretty pretty angel ๐Ÿ‘ผ๐Ÿป
username who is she rumored with tho?
landonorris ๐Ÿ“ท
username i thought y/n is oscar's wag??
โคท username she is
โคท username so why's lando commenting and not him
โคท landonorris phone limit is real in here
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oscarpiastri ๐Ÿ‚๐Ÿด๓ ง๓ ข๓ ฅ๓ ฎ๓ ง๓ ฟ
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username oscar why are you switching your aesthetic to this what happened?
username since when did he becoming so aesthetic
username girlfriend effect is real y'all
username AESTHETIC OSCAR๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜
yourusername what happened to your usual orange related posts?
โคท oscarpiastri washed it up
โคท username wdym washed it up?
username he is so gorgeous (i just see his lower body)
username he does this on purpose
landonorris yo yourusername look at your boyfriend
โคท yourusername i am looking respectfully ๐Ÿ‘๏ธ๐Ÿ‘๏ธ
โคท username i believe that is respectful enough
username but imagine oscar being like this everytime like oh shiii
username bro is changing his aesthetic overnight is crazy
username i mean if your gf is y/n i'll be doing that too
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username OSCAR WITHOUT ORANGE???๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿซต๐Ÿปโ€ผ๏ธ๐Ÿ—ฃ๏ธ
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yourusername how's your sunday going?
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oscarpiastri going perfect with my beautiful lover
โคท yourusername wonder who she is
landonorris enough flirting in the comments section guys
username i understand oscar i understand
username that prada sunny is looking real good omg i want itttt
carmenmmundt so beautiful ๐Ÿ˜˜
username ok now paddock visit when?
username i'm excited to see her on the paddock with the wags
โคท yourusername i mean... ๐Ÿคท๐Ÿฝโ€โ™€๏ธ oscarpiastri
โคท oscarpiastri ๐Ÿซฃ
username don't be like that oscar i know you want it too
username deep down he wants it too
โคท username ikr ๐Ÿ˜Œ
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yourusername tell them daddy's home
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username the way i choked on my coffee
username with just this i am feral like oscar pls pick up your gf
username he wasn't wrong when he said i'm in love with her bcs so do i
username ASJSKWSMSNSAK@!#$&+)#(_38
oscarpiastri my pretty pretty angel
oscarpiastri my angel, my goddess
oscarpiastri you are truly a blessing from god to me
โคท yourusername oh pleeeeeeaasseeee
โคท username i bet she's blushing when she typed that
username why is she naked
โคท username it ain't naked, it's fashion
โคท username as long as she showed her boobs out i think it's naked
โคท username and as long as i see you here i think it's useless
username AWWWW PLS I'M SINGLE LET ME CRY IN PEACE
โคท username username cry with me then๐Ÿ˜ญ
username DADDY'S HOOOOMEEEEEE
username slaying the office look down
username balenciaga really said: say no more we're gonna making you a daddy
โคท username if she's daddy, oscar's the mommy then
โคท danielricciardo i love what we're talking about here
โคท username danielricciardo WHY R U HERE๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ
yourusername and lailahasanovic
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yourusername girl dinner?
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lailahasanovic girl dinner indeed
username WHAT THEY'RE TOGETHER NOW
username i used to pray for situation like this
lailahasanovic so much fun with youuu๐Ÿ˜š๐Ÿฉท
โคท yourusername u too my babyyy<33
username literally blair and serena irl
โคท yourusername xoxo๐Ÿ˜š๐Ÿ’‹
sandyliang two of a very beautiful friendship
username girl dinner indeed๐Ÿฝ๏ธ๐Ÿ˜‹
username you can see the efforts of her taking a perfect picture for the earrings
username we love a full efforts queen
mickschumacher ๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿฅฐ
username mick ๐Ÿค oscar = their gf biggest supporter
username i never thought of this crossover to even happen
username i mean the both wags are model, but i am waiting for her to join rebbeca or smth idk
oscarpiastri ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿฅด
โคท landonorris i can see him smiling while replying this. he is too lovesick with you please pick him up
โคท charles_leclerc i see him too
โคท danielricciardo i have his picture
โคท oscarpiastri why are you always doing that
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caption: here we go, rocking it again
oscarpiastri added to their story!
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yourusername so scarlet it was maroon ๐Ÿท
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mclaren no y/n this is not you๐Ÿ’”๐Ÿ’”...
username ferrari's liking...
username she showed up, posting after the show and looking red not orange what is this all about actually
username omg i have a crazy idea here
carlossainz55 i swear we did not tell her anything
username she rocking every color and i am so jealous of it
oscarpiastri my beautiful girl
oscarpiastri ๐Ÿท๐Ÿ˜
username what happened to her hair?
โคท yourusername i trimmed it just a bit
โคท username BUT SHE LOOKS COOL ANYWAY๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ
username i know she listens to taylor bcs who didn't
โคท username ...probably oscar
โคท username she'll make him a swiftie in no time
username she looks stunning in red, wonder what she'll looks like in orange
username orange dresses are quite hard to get tho
โคท username i know, but because of that rareness, orange is quite luxurious too
โคท username it's papaya tho, not orange
โคท username as long as it looks orange, i called it orange
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f1wags international model and oscar piastri's girlfriend, y/n l/n is finally coming to monaco grand prix after a long while not attending the gp. the model's shared a long awaited hug with her partner and also had her time to visit a monaco yacht show a moment before that. other than that, she looks very beautiful with an elegant combination of her fits when she attended the monaco yacht show.
photo credit: @/vivienecarolf1 on x.
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username even admin is a y/n fan
โคท username everybody is a y/n fan, even if they're not, they are a y/n fan
username she looks so darn gorgeous
username as they always said, oscar is never wrong in choosing his partner bcs she is sooooooo glorious
username oscar's right she is a goddess
username i might be switching side
username rich girl energy
username she's got that carlos energy type of richness
username that prada sunglasses is everywhere
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username she is so pretty
username literal fairy i agree
username my favorite y/n picture is out y'all
oscarpiastri ๐Ÿฅด
gigihadid pretty bb<3
anokyai ๐Ÿ˜š๐Ÿ˜š๐Ÿ˜š๐Ÿ˜š
barbarapalvin when are we going to do it together
โคท yourusername chanel?
alexandrasaintmleux the prettiest ๐Ÿฅนโค๏ธ
โคท yourusername no uuuu
username i need to know where is the top from
โคท username oscarpiastri
โคท username NOT THAT TOP๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€
username the neck is inviting i know
username her pose is always the best
username i want to be her๐Ÿ˜ฎโ€๐Ÿ’จ๐Ÿ˜ฎโ€๐Ÿ’จ
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oscarpiastri saturday going great
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username her morning face>>>
username i love when she looks all shy like this, it's adorable
username y/n captured by oscar is top tier
โคท danielricciardo oh??? so y/n captured by me is low tier?
โคท jackdoohan don't get jealous here boomer
โคท username "BOOMER"๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€๐Ÿ’€
username it's quite hard to adapt that this is oscar's ig
username y/nโ€™s effect on him is so strong
username her shy face is sooo cutee
username in her super shy era
username mama
username wondering what their kids gonna look like
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yourusername sunday going great
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username my my, date night with oscar
username damn his handddddsssss
landonorris i love the matching post between these lovebirds
estebanocon i love your love life. fascinating.
โคท landonorris same
โคท username aren't we all though??????
oscarpiastri the best day of my life
โคท yourusername wait for this night
โคท username AWOOPโ‰๏ธโ€ผ๏ธโ€ผ๏ธ๐Ÿšจ๐Ÿšจ
โคท username IN THE HOTEL ROOM
โคท username PUBLICLY???!?!?!!!๐Ÿซฃ๐Ÿซฃ๐Ÿซฃ๐Ÿซฃ
โคท username thank god daniel's not here
โคท danielricciardo i will have their pictures
โคท oscarpiastri wait why are you always appearing at this type of moments though
โคท landonorris and how did you have their pictures?
โคท danielricciardo internal sources
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oscarpiastri artwork
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username ARTWORK YOUR ASS IS THAT A HICKEY??????
username oh i mean daniel wasn't wrong
โคท danielricciardo i was never wrong
yourusername ๐Ÿซฃ
โคท username EXPLAIN YOURSELF RN
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hotvampireadjacent ยท 5 months
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Twas the night ๐ŸŒ‘ ๐ŸŒ™ before ๐Ÿ˜‚ DICKmas ๐Ÿ†โ„ ๐ŸŒŒ๐ŸŒ ๐ŸŽ„and all ๐Ÿ’ฏ through the house ๐Ÿ  ๐Ÿ , BIG ๐Ÿ˜ฑ ERECTIONS โฌ† ๐Ÿ† WERE STIRRING ๐Ÿ’ฏ๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿ‘€, AS BIG ๐Ÿ˜ฑ๐Ÿ˜ฉ AS A MOUSE ๐Ÿญ. ๐Ÿ˜ฎ๐Ÿ™Œ๐ŸŒญ๐ŸŒฝTheir SCHLONGS were hung ๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ‘ โฌ‡๏ธ from their groins ๐Ÿ† with good ๐Ÿ‘Œ care ๐Ÿ’…, ๐Ÿ’ In hopes ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿ™Œ ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿผ MAGIC โœจ๐Ÿง™โ€โ™‚๏ธ PUSSIES ๐Ÿฑ ๐Ÿ˜ป๐ŸŒˆ๐Ÿ˜œ soon ๐Ÿ”œ would be there. ๐Ÿ˜ฎ๐Ÿ˜ฎ The SLUTS ๐Ÿ‘…๐Ÿ’ฆ were all ๐Ÿ’ฏ nestled, snug โฌ† in their beds ๐Ÿ›Œ ๐Ÿ˜ด๐Ÿ›Œ while dreams๐Ÿค”๐Ÿ’ญ of RED ๐Ÿ”ด โค๏ธ๐Ÿ”ดDILDOS danced๐Ÿ‘ฏ๐Ÿ’ƒin their heads๐Ÿ˜Š๐Ÿ˜ด๐Ÿ‘… And daddy ๐Ÿ‘จ๐Ÿ’๐Ÿ˜ in his ๐Ÿ’ฆ G-STRING๐Ÿ˜‰๐ŸŒš, and I ๐Ÿ‘ฅ in the SACK๐Ÿ›๐ŸŽŠ๐Ÿ˜„ had just settled ๐Ÿ‘ down ๐Ÿ”ป for a LONG๐Ÿ˜‰๐Ÿ“๐Ÿ“•๐Ÿ“™ winterโ€™s THWACKโ€ผ๏ธ๐Ÿ”ž๐Ÿ—ฏ๐Ÿ˜
Only a few โฐ more hours ๐Ÿ• ๐Ÿ•ฐ til โฌ† Santa ๐ŸŽ… ๐ŸŽ…๐ŸพCUMS!!! ๐Ÿ‘Š๐Ÿป๐Ÿ’ฆ๐ŸŽŠ Make ๐Ÿ’˜ sure ๐Ÿ’ฏ your ๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ’ฆ cookie ๐Ÿช๐Ÿ˜ณ ๐Ÿช is yummy ๐Ÿ˜‹๐Ÿคค โœ”๏ธenough for him ๐Ÿ‘ด ๐ŸŽ…๐Ÿฟ to eat ๐Ÿ‘…๐Ÿ‘! ๐Ÿ‘…๐Ÿ‘… Send ๐Ÿ“จ๐Ÿ“ฌ this to 1๏ธโƒฃ2๏ธโƒฃ of your ๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿฟ SLUTTIEST ๐Ÿ‘„ ๐Ÿ˜ˆ DICKMAS ๐Ÿ†โ„ ๐ŸŒฝCOCKSUCKERS ๐ŸŒฝ to get ๐Ÿ‰ BUTTFUCKED ๐Ÿ˜ต๐Ÿ˜ต๐Ÿ˜ต by Santaโ€™s XXXtra ๐ŸŽ…๐Ÿพ long ๐Ÿ•š ๐Ÿ’ˆ North ๐Ÿ‘† Pole ๐Ÿ’ˆ! ๐Ÿ’ˆHave a MERRY ๐ŸŽŠ DICKMAS ๐Ÿ˜œ๐Ÿ‘ƒ๐Ÿป๐Ÿ’ฆ and a SLUTTY ๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ’ฆ ๐Ÿ˜œ NEW ๐Ÿ†• YEAR ๐Ÿ“†๐Ÿ“… ๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿ˜˜๐Ÿ˜˜
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Mine and Ericโ€™s baby ๐Ÿ˜ป he loves his daddy so much ๐Ÿฅฐ
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ASTRO SEXOLOGY NOTES๐Ÿ”ž - NATAL CHART3
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Venus in 12th house, or 5th/8th house ruler in 12th house can get into "love" affairs while being on vacations/retreats/In foreign countries/while they're in a hospital/psych ward, and even in prison
Mars square/quincunx MC makes u so damn fine! U can carry yourself a bit "rougher" tho/look unapproachable = "people being intimidated by u", & u being a little "what the fuck u staring at", and we love it๐Ÿ’‹๐Ÿคฃ. People with Venus conjunct/trine/quintile Eros asteroid - 433) r really sexual individuals. But they most of the time need a "personal connection" of some kind, before jumping in2 bed with someone. They ooze sexual confidence tho, because they know what they want&need sexually๐Ÿคค๐Ÿซฆ. Casanova asteroid - 7328) in Libra/7th house/aspecting Jupiter can โ€œstray" away from their partner, quite easily. They can quickly find somebody else, that they find more "fascinating". They get bored fast! But this mostly applies 2men tho๐Ÿ’ป๐Ÿ““.
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Inner planets in earth signs = very sexual beings, so idk what the fuck people r on about. We just don't fuck the 1st John we c on the street๐Ÿคทโ€โ™€๏ธ. Really picky when choosing a sexual/romantic partner, and we also need 2 know that you're trustworthy 1st. But when you finally pull through, we'll show u what freaky means๐Ÿ˜˜.
Scorpio Mars in/8th/12 house in a MAN'S chart can go 4 hourssss ๐Ÿ˜ตโ€๐Ÿ’ซ๐Ÿ˜ตโ€๐Ÿ’ซ๐Ÿซ ๐Ÿซ . Unless Mars is afflicted by other planets, like Saturn, or Jupiter. Saturn ruled people got piercings almost always - body/head/genitals๐Ÿซฆ๐Ÿ‘…). Saturn rules piercings, (restriction, and Steel). Add a little pain 2 the mix, &๐Ÿ˜.
Pluto conjunct Mars in a MAN'S chart = some serious sex appeal. They're so fucking smooth2, and have no problem with showing their dominant side. They can easily steal yo girlโš ๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ”ฎ. Everyone wants a piece๐Ÿ’ฆ๐Ÿ™„๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿ‘„.
Venus/Mars/Pluto in 3rd house likes 2 talk during sex. "U like that baby?" "tell me how much u want it", "yeah I like it, when u got your mouth full๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ‘". They also get off on how much u can "out smart them" - Book smart or Street smart, either way๐Ÿง๐Ÿคญ๐Ÿค“.
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Sun opposite Black Moon Lilith can look for sexual partners that looks, or reminds them of their dad๐Ÿคทโ€โ™€๏ธ(Daddy issues).
Funny how people say that Mars/Venus in 8th/8th house in Scorpio people gets more interested, if u make us jealous??? I will literally erase u๐Ÿซ ๐Ÿง. If we wanted to share a person, we would have gone 2 a strip club instead.
Venus square Jupiter does not mean that the individual is "addicted 2 sex", unless anything else shows so.
Jupiter in 9th house/Jupiter aspecting 9th house can show that u have big hips/big thighs/long legs๐Ÿ’›๐Ÿ‘….
Asteroid Varuna (20000) conjunct/trine your 7th house means that your sexual partners makes u famous, "worldwide attention" because of who u date/have close relationships withโœจ. If it's in Gemini (example), then u could date famous singers, actors, motivational speakers, things like that.
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POF conjunct 5th house can cause the individual 2 be very experienced in the department of love, by the end of their lives. They've dated a lot of different people most of the time, and have had all kinds of relationships - polyamorous with some, monogamous with others - examples.
Records asteroid - 30718) conjunct/opposite Mars in a MAN'S chart, can show that he "enchants" people (usually worldwide) with his sex appeal๐Ÿคค๐Ÿซ . The opposition shows a "complication", when it comes 2 this = wanting 2 break records for your talent/s/work, & not only4sex appeal๐Ÿ‘ฝ.
U don't have 2 have Venus/Mars aspecting each other 2 be fine af/gain a lot of attraction from others bc of your looks/sex appeal. Look at Zac Efron - when he was young, Jungkook - BTS, Tupac๐Ÿคค, Jackson Wang, Hyunjin from Skz, Rihanna, Marilyn, Austin Butler, Justin Bieber - I don't think he's hot, but some people do - I could keep going.
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Women with Mars/Venus conjunct/in 8th house = typically sexually attracted2 "misunderstood individuals" - "someone who's bad, &only good4her" kind of thing. She needs an EVERYTHING BUDDY! A loyal lover/best friend/partner in crime! someone who will never doubt her, but challenge her/someone who brings a healthy amount of โ€œcompetition"/sexy bantering. She also want someone who's REALLY ready2dominate the fuck out of her, bc she's so used2 dominating people on a daily basis๐Ÿ’โ€โ™€๏ธ.
Eros - (433) conjunct 11th house = being sexually attracted 2friends/finding fwb relationships 2be the perfect "arrangement"๐ŸŽ‰๐Ÿ’ƒ.
Mars conjunct/trine "Dominiona" asteroid - 24899) in a MAN'S chart = a VERY sexually dominant man๐Ÿ˜ค๐Ÿ‘…. "Big daddy takes little daddy energy" - they can command 10 men like that๐ŸคŒ. Won't let anyone try2run up on em, at any time๐Ÿซ ๐Ÿคค. Masters at dominating "brats"2, they'll put yo ass in place babe๐Ÿ’‹.
Venus quincunx Eros asteroid - 433) shows us that an individual typically feels like they're not as sexually "appealing" as people say they r/they won't believe others words. They won't "realise" that they're sexy as hell! They let their insecurities speak4them a lot. But once they start getting that โ€œself assurance/self confidenceโ€ = they'll quickly realise that they're the shit, when it comes 2 "seducing" - "enticing" othersโค๏ธ๐Ÿ’.
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APPRECIATE U, ALWAYS๐Ÿ’‹
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Fashion n' Cars (Part Four)
Pairings: F1 Grid x Verstappen!Supermodel!Reader Summary: Max Verstappen has a sister who is a famous supermodel but what happens when other F1 drivers start taking interest in her? Warnings: we still have overprotective maxie and a lil cutie maxie <3 fluff!! Fc: Emily Ratajkwoski Proofread!! A/N: woohoo! happy 500 followersss, love u all so much <33 im so happy that we reached this far and i can't wait to continue writing for u guys and giving u the best <3 and again if u want to be added on my taglist u can input ur user on this form ^^ https://forms.gle/4Pk1HSDjTEg51Xo79
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maxverstappen1 YOU SAID I WAS GONNA BE WITH YOU WHEN YOU GO TO LONDON ๐Ÿ˜
ynverstappen had to take an expert maxverstappen1 you're replacing me with Lewis??? ynverstappen it depends
lewishamilton had fun in London with you darling :)
maxverstappen1 can't wait for the british grand prix so i can crash into you :) ynverstappen thanks lew lew!! maxverstappen1 lew lew my ass
user5 SHUT UP LEWIS AND YN DATE IN LONDON??????
f1 ๐Ÿ˜
maxverstappen1 are you serious?
ynverstappen love ya f1 <33 user3 AAAA F1 ADMIN SUPPORTING LEWIS AND YN maxverstappen1 no. admin does not. and so do i.
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ynverstappen maybe if i don't wear rb merch my brother won't win ๐Ÿ˜‹
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maxverstappen1 yeah sure ๐Ÿฅฑ
landonorris WILL YOU BE MY FUTURE MRS. NORRIS ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜
maxverstappen1 i'll kill you before the wedding. landonorris what :( but then i can't marry her!?!? maxverstappen1 exactly.
charles_leclerc red is the only way to go mon amour ๐Ÿ˜˜
maxverstappen1 it also means danger.
georgerussel63 wear merc, we'll be matching ๐Ÿฅฐ
maxverstappen1 why are there so many british guys here.
user8 WE LOVE OVERPROTECTIVE MAXIE :<< <33
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f1 our podium for this weekend ๐Ÿคฉ
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ynverstappen awh :( i wore ferrari merch but he still won (congrats to carlos tho <3)
maxverstappen1 that's called karma. carlossainz55 muchas gracias hermosa
lewishamilton thanks for not crashing into me @maxverstappen1
maxverstappen1 you're walking on thin ice.
landonorris i sprayed you champagne brother in law, can i marry your sister (2) ?
maxverstappen1 no (2) pierregasly since when do you know how to use "(2)" maxverstappen1 i'm not that old.
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ynverstappen appreciation post to the first man in my life other than my daddy @josverstappen7 <3
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maxverstappen1 that's better, i love you schatje.
ynverstappen love u too maxie <333
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ynverstappen back in the uk but with some french guy ><
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