Shane Stardew-Valley I Am sending nuclear warheads to your location (romantically)
Saw the weird al post and thought about it. You look like a guy weird al would impersonate. Idk. Your silly like weird al (should I draw Shane as weird al yankovic aka Jesus Christ)
when you say that, i see what you’re referring to. in a weird way… i don’t know how to feel about it.
is that good or bad in your opinion?
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Hi I wanna restart this blog. I'm into tdi now look at my wip. Idk who's gonna be his fella so idk
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"In front of you stands two guards, one always tells the truth, the other only tells lies"
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It’s so funny to look back at this blog bc I’m literally not even into tf2 anymore
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Do you think people stan or simp for your cheugy ass because they think your camp drip slaps or because they think you're a snack but wanna finnese your glow up?
...... i had a damn near stroke reading this. i think my brain just gave up at the first few words.
half of what you've just spewed out can't even be classified as english. you have to be messing with me because there's just no way. seriously, what the hell is "camp drip slaps"??? no amount of urban dictionary can save me here... buh.
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I got a confession. I’m a new Stardew fan AND HOLY SHIT I TOTTALLY THOUGHT SAM AND SEB WERE SIBLINGS WHEN MY BF TALKED ABOUT THEM. WHAT
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Sorry for like being gone and shit.
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I'm watching this for the 20th time, crying with laughter and ready to put on a ringtone
I'm thrilled, their voices are REALLY similar
They sound like vocaloids... and it's like they're both drunk to death.
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Evil Mario I did not need to know this.
Fuck im drunk and cant stop humping my couch thinking of how amazing the plot of Breaking Bad is and how brilliant Vince Gilligan is
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i hate this place i want to go to build a bear
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I love being a scout Kin
Because I accidentally just take anything I believe and make it canon to me.
Oh you’re into women with big Dicks? Yeah that’s canon Scout behavior.
You draw on yourself? Canon Scout behavior.
You respect everyone except the French? CANON scout behavior.
Too afraid to get top surgery? Canon.
Anything I do is canon Scout behavior because I just think of myself as Scout irl despite not being Bostonian nor blue eyed. I’m just him. I’m scout tf2.
Anyway I’m a horny FTM who is obsessed with Tf2 and women with dicks hmu (don’t really lol)
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Imagine if my liked posts were Visible. Oh lord.
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Holy splicer! A bioshock/tf2 Fanfic! And a good one at that:0
Chapters: 2/?
Fandom: Team Fortress 2, BioShock 1 & 2 (Video Games)
Rating: Mature
Warnings: Graphic Depictions Of Violence
Characters: Scout (Team Fortress 2), Spy (Team Fortress 2), Jack (BioShock), Medic (Team Fortress 2), Engineer (Team Fortress 2), Demoman (Team Fortress 2), Heavy (Team Fortress 2), Sniper (Team Fortress 2), Soldier (Team Fortress 2), Pyro (Team Fortress 2), Atlas (BioShock)
Summary:
It was an unusual job, to say the least. The information Pauling had given them raised more questions than it answered. But all of them knew better than to question a job that had come straight for the administrator herself.
And even with all of its questions, it should have been easy enough.
But the life of a mercenary is never so simple, and the sea is full of secrets.
Shoutout to my friend Kai for coming up with the name!
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Guys it’s cannon.
I’m scout Tf2 irl.
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