#don't be stingy now

[dekuskeeper]

I just wanna fuck a dumb, cute boy.

Don't get me wrong, they're smarter than they let on, but so, so desperate for a girlfriend :(

I just wanna pursue them and see their absolute shock that someone actually wants them! I wanna see the little charade they do, trying not to scare you away with their weirdo tendencies and clinginess.

God forbid you see their browser histories!

-How to give head -How to last long on your first time -Penis enlargement pills -How to not act like you like it so much -How to delete browser history

What would be worse was you finding out the filthy little things they were into.

I just want to laugh at them, tease them a bit-

"You like this shit don't you, werido~"

I need to suck them off, just once. See them panic because their internet searching did nothing to prepare them for how fucking good it feels when your mouth is around them. See their legs jerk and hitch and hear their startled gasps-

They'll cum immediately.

Ride them while they recover, see them savor how warm and wet and tight your insides are-

"It's better than the fleshlight, right?"

See how quickly they'll go stupid, how their words die in their throats and come out as senseless moaning rambles.

They'll cum inside, they couldn't warn you, how could they?

They'll smile as they come down from their high, astonished anyone like you would show them such pleasure.

And they'll come back, each and every time, eager as ever~

Format inspired by @mysicklove (obviously)

#I'm thinking Denji #denki kaminari too #give mello her flowers #don't be stingy now #sub boy #sub bnha #sub chainsaw man #sub jjk #sub jujutsu kaisen #oh yeah #and itadori yuji too

[j-ellyfish]

They’re a lil’ tipsy

#hetalia #aph austria #aph prussia #pruaus #hws #blatantly inspired by that one scene where he calls him stingy :'D #yay I think I've finally figured out how to give the kinda painting/loose lineart look - I traced the lineart over the finished coloring #rather than tracing it before getting to the colors #not sure how visible the difference is but I'm kind of satisfied with the result #it still takes me too long so I don't think I'll keep this as my main working method for now #[I mean tbh it didn't take THAT long - I started digitalizing this yesterday - but it requires me to focus more than I usually do] #[so I find it a little tiring] #I know I already said I figured it out on that SpAus drawing I made a while ago but I understood it better than I thought I did back then #this was made by establishing spots of colors with a 100% opacity brush first and then defining shading with the watercolor brush #whereas the Spaus pic was done by tracing the base colors with a watercolor brush which made it harder to establish definite shapes #lmao sorry enough blabbering #ary makes art

[princesscallyie]

Me when I'm listening to the most stupidest story about my mom giving my brother $1500 for a down payment for a 2nd car while his in the shop for a deer hitting him and him losing the nonrefundable $1500 cause he drove 2 hours away to a scummy dealership and he didn't get approve for enough credit from the bank

#like... idk maybe cause I don't have a son but does anyone else have experience with a mom acting delulu for their son??? #like... 1st she paid $17k for the brand new 2022 which he traded in behind her back so he can get a 'fast car' #he got in an accident in the fast car mom put the parts to repair on her credit cards #since now the fast car wasnt pretty any more with mixmatch parts he traded in that car for a lexus for payments #which is dumb cause the whole excuse on why he traded in the 2022 cause he didn't want payments #he hit a deer with the lexus and i guess he thought they was gonna total the car cause he was already looking for a new one #but they gonna fix the lexus but he still went to try to get that car... #and that lady just agreed to it... #he owes her thousands of dollars... #she keeps on saying 'oh well he got a new job making $17 an hour and plus he's working a part time he's gonna pay me back #he's been saying that since he traded the 2022 and he barely paid you anything... #like why are you enabling his impulse purchasing??? #he thinks these cars are like toys or something and you just letting him use your cash and credit like that... #then she's like... 'well I would do the same for us' referring to us other daughters #but like... we're not idiots that would purposely put you in these situations... #why on earth does he need a 2nd car??? he only making $17 an hour plus a part time job??? you live at home??? why did you agree to this??? #just tell him no for once???? #idk I feel like I'm going crazy or am I just super stingy with my money and credit score? #callyie chat

[novirp13]

Pic is transparent~

I've been using Diluc as my main DPS since I accidentally got him a year ago (and cuz he's the only 5 stars character that I have, really. The other one is Qiqi) and now that I decided to play the game again, I realized. This team composition...

Kinda turned Diluc into a TIRED DAD, LOL!!! :'D

BONUS:

I got Scara yaaayy~

#genshin impact #diluc #bennett #xingqiu #chongyun #scaramouche #yea i only have 3 5 character #genshin is pretty stingy with their gacha #tho not as stingy as fgo #so unless I really want a character i won't roll #the only character i really want is bennett #and he's pretty easy to get because he's 4 star character #and now i want scara #i play the game again cuz of scara #i even said 'if i don't get scara i'll uninstall the game once again' #seems Mihoyo heard my grumbling as I got Scara in 4 roll only #i'm so happy lol #xingqiu go away for now please #i have to lvl up a long range attacker #or else oceanid is going to be a pain the ass!! #seriously. i hate her rng of flying monsters #get back here you stupid birds! i can't attack you with my diluc!! #edit: been using him now that he's lvl 70 and I can totally say #he's fun to play #but god DANG am I suck at dodging when he's flying #80% of his death is just me thinking I'm safe up here and then boom #the enemies slash me with their katana :'D

[thebirdandhersong]

The grumpiest I've gotten today is when I realised that I want snack and I have no snack

#cons of being stingy is that when you have the CHANCE to buy snacks at the store you DON'T #slings and arrows of outrageous fortune in year 21 #i used to avoid snacks at all costs but now i've learned that if i want a snack it's because i haven't eaten enough lunch #and so i SHOULD do something about it

[dazzlerazz]

So I scoured the entire map last night and got all the divine weapons! I thought there was one behind that beast that kept killing me (it was almost laughable how fast I actually killed it this time without a single one of them going down) but it wasn't anything. My last one to find was the staff and I felt I had searched everywhere so I went around the map again and eventually I found it, Ritsu here I come

#razz plays ot2 #bonus: I used Hikari's bribe ability for the first time in the playthrough outside the tutorial #I noticed a lot of npcs around the dock at night and I wanted to get more info on them but I couldn't inquire shit bc it was at night #that's when I remembered hikari's bribe ability existed #I don't think I've used it up until now because it cost money and I'm very stingy in games

[thatrandombystander]

Just tallied up the total costs of all materials and equipment used in for my TriStamp Vash cosplay 😬😬😬 You guys get one guess each

Fortunately since I'm a slow crafter and it was made across six months, the actual spend per month cost isn't too bad. Some stuff like equipment, the wig cap, some materials can also be re-used across projects, so that's also good.

...Not that I'm particularly planning on being cost effective for the next project. Do you think big mechanical wings are going to be CHEAP to make? Dream on. My slow crafting will once again save my wallet in spreading out the costs :)

#the thing about me. is i am both stingy in some ways. and impulsive on bigger purchases in other ways. #eg 90% of my clothes is from second hand charity stores and i very rarely buy food while out and about #really only if i'm out at an event or with friends. #otherwise I just resist until i get home for the ultimately cheaper option of Food At Home. #like the days I forget to bring lunch to work and just sustain myself on the meagre offerings of biscuits and fruit available in the kitche #instead of buying from the many nearby options #and i refuse to replace electronics until they are BROKEN for real #shout out to my 5 year old phone that's got terrible battery life now #and my... 8? 8 year old headphones. babey when those break I will be upset. #BUT THEN IN OTHER WAYS????? #all my anime figurine purchases????? the expensive bedside table I got earlier this year???? #some of my cosplay materials?????? why did i buy kinda expensive iron-on patches for the jacket without hesitation.... #don't worry about it. i'm still good at saving money at least. very strict in setting a portion of my income aside #yes i am very lucky to be able to do that. i will continue to live with my beloved mother until uhhh the Australian housing/rental crisis #and cost of living crises improves. if that ever happens. or the situation otherwise changes i suppose. #anyway. cheers for reading my effusive ramblings in my tags. tumblr is my diary and I'm subjecting you to it. #ramblings of a bystander #a bystander makes cosplay

[shiroselia]

Things that are gonna be annoying but will be necessary for the convenience of it all

Gonna have to ride a pony for the last weeks of Camp Western because I'm gonna be admired with the Fort Pinta Champ this week because I have two more champs left until that happens and I'm not gonna switch to a pony manually each time when it's the only champ I'm gonna do

This is fine had it not been for the fact that I haven't bought a day of stable care in my Life and that I'm gonna have to go through the general annoyance of getting whichever of my ponies I choose back to respectable mood

#Truly a stingy horse gamer problem but alas #Yes I know I can just start feeding it right now and it'll be atleast mid mood come the weekend but I can complain anyways! #This is also because I love my appaloosa and while I love the gotland I don't love it As much #So it's sad to switch for that reason as well #I have like 10? pony champs left and I'm assuming it's gonna take like three weeks if I'm having bad timing cause the pony champ's times ar #so fucking wackers #So maybe even four weeks depending

[slippery-minghus]

tonight's "late" night thought is brought to you by: i probably would be a lot less selfish if i had any siblings, but i'm glad i don't because becoming an adult and learning to care about myself and respect my own boundaries when i didn't have siblings to raise/defend was hard enough thanks.

#reason number 807 i'm glad i'm an only child #a sibling? oh you mean yet another person who would have hated me growing up? #a sibling? did you mean: someone else for my parents to compare me and my failures against? #a sibling? did you mean: another reason for my parents to neglect me? #i can't imagine a world where my hypothetical sibling would have been my ally #not with the hell i grew up in at least #and i know it's a lot more of a complex issue than whether or not i had a sibling but i am very stingy with sharing my resources #be them time emotional energy money or whatever #i can't not operate in a scarcity mindset #especially when managing my own needs is so hard #and i'm exceuciatingly triggered by anyone asking for my resources in a way that can even be remotely perceived as non-reciprocal #*excruciatingly #especially for emotional bandwidth #i've had way too many people try (and succeed) to use me as their emotional snot rags #and now i recoil at even the slightest hint of someone wanting to rely on me #like i'm one of those baby trees with all the supports still tied to it so it grows right don't fucking lean on me #and don't lean on my supports either they're all i've got and i need them as they are #maybe someday when i'm big and strong i won't need the supports and could maybe withstand some light leaning on me but #not fucking now #and that metaphor makes me feel a little less ashamed at least #personal

[blacklight-ghoulette]

I've spent literally 5/6 of my day sorting Legos to build mold casings.

I've yet to decide if this was a good investment of my time or not.

#It's been so hard to not just sit and build shit with them #I'm so glad I refused to let my brother give them away when he moved out #I may be a 'mean stingy bitch' for not giving them all to a friend so his kids could play with them #But I don't give a fuck #Also I find it a bit funny and odd that there's probably a good portion of these Legos that are about 30 years old now

[keeps-ache]

why is fruit always so sour?

sure most of the time it's cuz it's not ripe but very rarely do i eat strawberries and they're not Stingy

#just me hi #stingy as in the flavor not the sensation #blueberries are sour :/ and feel like dirt sometimes #raspberres- once in a very looooong while will i find some that AREN'T like a lemon's first cousin #cherries are a solid Ehhhhhhhh and they're mosted rotted out whenever we get them :// #i love tomatoes but the same thing w/ them; they taste so so sour now #sometimes they sting my mouth?? only once in a while though #PINEAPPLES will BURN and make my mouth ITCHY but they're also very very good so .-. #kiwi can kick rocks #grapes are okay i can only really eat the purple ones though; and they usually have dirt on them but i don't like the extra steps of wiping #off the dirt so i Don't #blackberries have a 50/50 chance of disappointing which is pretty neat. there's an actual good chance that they're sweet #though they are usually squished so it's just kinda :(( #bananas do not burn or taste stingy!! but i do not Like Them i can't tell you why #i think it's the scent? it's too much it makes me feel a little sick #i'll have one tho and it's like 'well yes i will have another [proceeds to have too many]' #dragon fruit looks weird and i made my brother eat the Pink Part once and he almost threw up lolllllllllll (i had like the tiniest bit) #star fruit looks weird and smells off i was Not about to eat that #watermelon my friend (though often tasteless when you find a rly sweet one it's like HEAVEN) #cantelope's gotta be the best when it's ripe!! when it's not it burns and stings (not in the flavor sense) #that green melon is blegh and gets no more from me (i will avoid when i can) #papaya is Evil #anyway t's prolly gonna cut my tags letsa see

[scentedluminarysoul]

#maybe don't overproduce #supply and demand are completely decoupled now #capitalism #avodcado #food waste #saw an article the other day saying millennials are stingy #and need to spend more #WELL WHAT IS IT #can we now buy the coffee again??

[guubiiz]

azul making me feral he will be mine

#i Don't WANT TO PULL BUT I HAVE TO #im being stingy w my pulls now cause i need whatever trey cards will come #but goddamn if they don't look good #jamil looks sooo good too i don't mean to neglect him #ace looks okay.. he always looks the same #HES not made for haute couture

[starryeyedclub]

My version of the Jimin girl trend 🌙🌸

#I've been seeing it all over my tl & I wanted to join in :) #but I don't own many pretty things cause I'm stingy lol #so my version is pics of the moon- befriending cats- BE photoshoot flowers all over my room- moon rings - practicing korean with his songs #now I'm practicing “reading” with like crazy :) but my calligraphy is shit so no pics 🙃 #nia talks #my pics #jimin girl trend

[thr3eguess3s]

can't tell if the handcream is stinging because it's working, or because I'm allergic to it

and even if i am allergic to it is that such a bad thing if it's also healing my dry-ass hands?

#like I have unknown allergies #because my mother never bothered to get it looked at when i was a child and I can't be bothered to do it now #it's fine it's only mild #but i do know that it's on;y in like cosmetic stuff and cleansing stuff #which works as a brilliant excuse to the question 'why don't you wear makeup' #but is less brilliant when you're out and about and debating whether or not to risk the handsoap #but yeah I got a new handcream #because i was allergic to the last one #and this one is really stingy #but it's also made my hands smooth as fuck #so maybe it's a fair trade off???? #idk #guess I'm stuck with it now anyway I can't throw it away and I can't give my mother yet another thing of handcream

[pierogi-png]

i'm so sick of our regional manager man like we are stupidly short staffed but she's not wanting to allow overtime ?? we've had hella callouts this past week + we've just been generally busy so i got like 8 hours overtime as well as a few of my coworkers so we r probably going to be bitched at abt that but like girly the building would not operate without the ppl picking up xtra hours !! i just don't understand her thought process

#it's so frustrating #i'm honestly getting so sick of my job tbh i might start looking for another one soon #it'd be so hard for me to leave bc i love most my coworkers and my managers r super chill but i'm so sick of our higher up bosses #i do not make enough money for the amount of work i do which also sucks #i haven't gotten a raise in like a year now and tbh i deserve way more than what i make now #i just don't understand why they r so stingy abt overtime pay like bruh y'all make PLENTYYY of money to pay us correctly #oughhgshhs #elijah.txt