#don'tkillme

[iloveplayrehersal]

Look y'all I'm a boy mom 🤪🤪🤪

#chucky #charlesleeray #boymom #toxicboymom #toxicinthesenseiletmysonkill #quirky #childsplay #childsplay2 #childsplay3 #brideofchucky #seedofchucky #curseofchucky #cult of chucky #joke #THISISAJOKE #don'tkillme #dolls #horror #scary #slay

[itsxroxannex]

Dang its been a while since the last slash torture content, i think

Slash is still alive guys, don'tkillme💦

Killer belongs to RahafWabas Dust belongs to Ask-DustTale Horror belongs to Sour-Apple-Studios Silver belongs to me

#slashandsilver #slash sans #silver sans #killer sans #dust sans #horror sans #bad sanses #utmv

[hypertextdog]

btw i wont use terms like "w rizz" uncritically in my life unless its at the end of a post 2025-era irony spiral. i think that shits a brand invention i think pepsi made up rizz or some shit. and i think walgreens made up clean girl aesthetic to sell more Maybelline poreless foundation. its these uber-palatable tiktok memes, they all take less than a sentence to explain... its all a manufactured culture, its all just created, none of it's derived from anything. spontaneous generation, with new ideas put on the platform -- the ecosystem -- by its cavalry of lesser gods, makeup saleswomen and inventors of new brands of competitive masculinity. the ideas, 1 each off a reverent minimalist play on noah's ark, fundamentally do not reproduce. all reverent. never done anything but palatably revere... and fitting with its censorship bylaws it's asexual. it's in fact antisexual. the people all fuck but they have no language to describe it. they have no language to describe the language. the language itself is not-real-speak: it's hulu board room conceptualization dripfed to micro-influenciers dripfed to teen purveyors of the urban dictionary -- a kind of entropic teenage spreadsheet which hasnt fared much better -- dripfed in turn to macro-influenciers by comment section influence, and then to the general vertical video populace, forming an almost-square. kelloggs new "Going Keebler Mode" challenge costs only $80 a run, "Keebler Mode" enters the whiteboi's dialect... washington post instagram reel references "Keebler Mode", then rachel maddow, then ocasio-cortez. a celebrated ad campaign becomes a tradition. a sort of ownership comes about.

in the end psuedolects made in place of any of it -- of effort. as an app its mission is contrary to effort, and i'm not one for arbitrary prowess, but i am one for anything at all. i'm team stealing i'm team adrenaline. team blood on the table. team don'tkillme bc i'm team real life. TikTok: Nothing Beside Remains

[spookyowlman]

Imma give you a boop! 🐾

Don'tkillme-

"Heeheeheee!!!!! Now, don't you worry, I won't kill you, I'm just gonna boop you back..."

"WITH MY KNIFE!!! HEEHOHOHOHOHOHOO!!!!"

#Ic #Alex-frostwalker #// thanks for the boop now RUN

[bhaalswn-arch]

Raphael's favourite colour is blood. That is nice to know! The Dark Urge favourite colour is blood too! See, Raphael? We have things in common. Don'tkillme

#[ OOC ] ── * MUN ( 𝘪 𝘯𝘦𝘦𝘥 𝘢 𝘤𝘶𝘱𝘱𝘢 𝘵𝘦𝘢 )

[kynori]

assignment: A0 week 3 sketch | fantastical creature design based on nature or industrial design

tools: ipad, procreate

description: meet my first ever fakémon, roombug! (and its evolution) note: i'm not an expert on pokémon so i don't know all the terms don'tkillme

roombug is an electric/bug type that evolves into an electric/steel in its third evolution!

roombug is a cleaning creature that eats primarily dust mites and small debris. it sucks these items off the ground using a strong gust of wind, and like a whale, has multiple filters to allow it to only eat small items and then trap it once its inside them. the various brushes on its body collect + absorb much smaller dust mites, especially airborne ones

has many sensors on its front, but not many on its back or top. in the front it has whiskers, eyes (that do not see much), and little arms it crawls on. on its back, it has a tail that picks up any debris it may have missed and helps keep it balanced

roombug + evolutions can fly! roombug has a set of brush wings at its sides that help collect more dust/food, especially floating ones in the air! it flies less as vacuwaddle and barely at all as hooverboom, due to its size (vacuwaddle and hooverboom have an extra set of brush wings).

to help control itself in the air, it has two fin-like attachments that raise and help control itself, along with a tail for balance

all roombugs + evolutions don't have the best sight so they tend to run into objects at eye level and are not the best with stairs

all roombugs like to rest in small spaces! especially after a long day of feeding/cleaning, they prefer to return to their home base (of their own creation) and rest. dust & debris that was too big for them to eat will fall out of their metallic filters in their nests, and this will need to be cleaned up by their caretaker.

roombugs prefer to live in more industrial spaces and are nearly an invasive species - nature of course provides plenty of dust, but indoor human spaces provide much more of it in a condensed space, allowing roombugs to thrive (almost too much).

do they actually like to clean? yes! they don't fully realize they're doing it, and humans love having them as pokémon pets because it's a symbiotic/mutually beneficial relationship - they used to be hoarded by the upper class but they were quickly overrun and it became more commonplace to see them in homes, regardless of class/economic status. they are also a popular emotional support animal/pokémon in the pokémon world

when it evolves into vacuwaddle, its basically an awkward growth spurt. vacuwaddle has slightly below average stats compared to its evolution brethren, and that's because its head is heavy but its arms and legs are not long or big enough to allow it to crawl on all fours, so it lacks a lot of balance and will bash its head a lot on furniture and walls. also, its eyes are better suited for all-fours so it can't see as well either.

vacuwaddle has extra brushes to help, which allows it to collect and absorb even more

important note: vacuwaddle is perfectly capable, and with enough love and care it'll turn into a lovely and strong hooverboom!

hooverboom moves much less than its two counterparts and has even more brushes to allow it to eat more (which it needs, because its bigger)

hooverboom's tail is much longer and tends to drag on the floor a lot, so try not to trip over it lollll

hooverboom's brush wings grow much larger to allow it to fly though it prefers to be on ground and can't fly very long

hooverboom's shape it allows it to traverse stairs on foot (previous evolutions require it to fly to different floor/elevations)

feedback: ngl i don't have a lot of feedback here, i am stupidly proud of this creation and if this is my peak, i'm happy LMAO

(no but fr tho, i could definitely improve my rendering for objects, i'm not the best at that rip)

references: pokémon LOL

pls ask me questions about these lil dudes i absolutely LOVE them

#00sketch #yes thats my pokemon trainer oc shhhh #i unironically LOVE roombas i would die for them #roombug

[kpopxx]

What's your favorite kpop group? What about your favorite song?

Uh oh...admission time: I'm not actually that into girl group Kpop music. I like a couple of older RV songs, but other than that I've never had anything catch my interest. I'll be the first to admit I haven't tried too hard to seek out groups I enjoyed musically.

That's not to say I don't like Kpop as a genre--I legitimately love almost everything IU has put out since 꽃갈피/Flower Bookmark. I also like Akdong Musician and Lee Hi. This channel (possibly defunct now?) is also full of insanely talented Korean musicians. I think I trend towards the indie-ish stuff because that's what street musicians played when I lived in Seoul and spent my weekends in Daehakno (trendy/artsy university district, highly recommend to anyone living/visiting Seoul who wants a good place to take a date btw).

I guess that's all to say that my interest in Kpop comes a lot from the visuals (and by god they're amazing!), but also what I learn about the girls when they act in dramas or appear in variety/interview shows.

Outside of Kpop I love The Beatles first and foremost (so unique, I know). Otherwise it's a weird mishmash--I love old blues from the 30s and 40s, and I've been on huge Wilco and The Shins kicks recently. Also Streetlight Manifesto is the greatest ska punk band ever.

Thank you for allowing me to blather on about what kind of music I like! I hope you'll all forgive me for this indulgence.

#deep dark secrets #don'tkillme

[helphowdoiusethisthing]

Tumblr.

Whenever i click on the tags i use (i started doing that like 4 minutes ago) people are posting deep pinterest boring-y stuff >:(

TF I THOUGHT THERE WOULD BE PEOPLE TALKING ABOUT CRABS OR CHEESE OR ṡ̶̻̫̤́̈́͋̐̎̍̔̋́ȃ̴̲̺̣̥͔̜̩̤͋̈́̿̓͠c̶̛̬̥̱͚̤̣̉̽r̷̜̯̪̣̮̪̾̀̾͒̇̚ĩ̷͙̬͓̬̯̩̖͚̼̱̅͑̃̽̈́̍̽͘f̶͈͈̫̻͙͍̭̊̈́̉i̶͈͑̍̅͊̍̇̈̅̏͠��̙̖̥̯ç̵̩̩̥̜͔̹̣̺̈͗̊̎̃͑̔͜ĩ̶̞͕̮̓̐͊͊́̾̅͜ǹ̷̲̰̠̓g̷͉̟̝̖̹̠̙̩̩̱̏̓͝ ̸̘̮͔͖̰̿̒̔̐͋y̴̛̦̔̽̉͊̅̈͘ȯ̸͕͍̰̖̙͎̯̓̾̔̒͋̀̏͝ư̷̤͋̉͐͌͗̚͝r̸̨̛̥̒̐͒̋̕͜ ̸̨̍͆̔ő̴̢̨̬̣͔̰̦̫̟̟l̶̛̈̿̈ͅd̷̢̜̠̭̩̬̬̫͍͂̌̀́̐̋͗͐̈ę̸̲̦̩͒̉̽̑̚̚͝r̸̳̻̾͆ ̸̼͈̠̠͚̏͋̄̑b̶̛̫̝̗̻̖͆̍̏̏̀̕͝ͅr̸̢̙̬̉̉̈́͂́̾̍ō̵̧͎͈͔̜̞̈́̄͂́̂̋̇́t̷̮̤̹̻̟͆̈͗̂͊͆͊́̉̚ḧ̶̡͉̬̥͍͓̖̰͚̍͑̅̈́͘e̴̢̤͎̲̥̫̫͖̠̞̎́͋̽̓r̴̛̫̣͌͛͌͝ ̴̨̯͎̥̲͌̈́͐ṯ̷̤̜̉̈o̷̭̰͖̍̎̈́̔̅͊̽̓̕͠ ̸͓̝̳̫̜͙̒̒t̸͈̗̰̗̺̲̥͖̯́́͆̈́͆̊͘͘h̶̢̬̒̈͒̋̈́̾̔̅ẽ̸̺̰̘͗͗̌̍̊̾͘ ̵̢͉̺̝̠̅̍̒̇̈́͘͝á̷̹̙̭͈̼̝̻̽̓̉́͘͘n̸͚͎̏̊̑̉̈̒͝c̴͎̭̙͕͕̈́̏͆̂̋͜i̸̜͔̘̲͙̣̘̰͂̈́͜e̶̥̲̪͇̲̊̈͜͝ņ̶̦̂̓ṱ̸̡̠̗͕̗̻͊̒̀͆̈́͛͊̚͜ ̴̧̜͍͖͚͖̳̮̗̌͒g̵̨͉̳͈̏̒ò̶̡̨͈̰̣͓̫̩͑͑́̄̚ͅd̷͔̫͍̩̝̘̬̮͂̚ͅş̵͙̻̻̝͎̆̀͊̽͌͜͠͝ͅ OR SKYRIM???

BUT NOOO LETS POST 𝓪𝓮𝓼𝓽𝓱𝓮𝓽𝓲𝓬 PHOTOS OF PHONES??? ??????????????????????????????????????????

ʸᵒᵘᶜᵃⁿᵖᵒˢᵗᵃⁿʸᵗʰᶦⁿᵍʸᵒᵘʷᵃⁿᵗᵇᵘᵗʷʰᵉʳᵉᵃʳᵉᵗʰᵉᶜᵒᵒˡˢᵗᵘᶠᶠᵐᵃⁿ:⁽

#pinterest #boring #>:( #bruh #a. #cooltag #don'tkillme #but #im right

[forever-honks]

Have this fucking Homestuck fantroll that I've already edited twice today after making him yesterday. IM NEW TO HOMESTUCK, ONLY ON ACT 3, I JUST THOUGHT THIS WOULD BE FUNNY. HOMESTUCK FANS, DONT @ ME.

#homestuck #fantroll #homestuckfantroll #don'tkillme #imfucked #jadeisbestgirl #commaxpumkem

[usagi1010255-blog]

Nya!

#foundthisontheweb #don'tkillme #notmine

[spindlebeforesunset]

LeoVil

But its only Vil singing The One that Got Away by Katy Perry.

don'tkillme

#twisted wonderland #leona kingscholar #vil schoenheit #leovil #soft baby hours are gone now #its sad leovil hours

[zealousdarkness-blog]

tungsten dioxide what’s this

#thisphysicallyhurtsme #don'tkillme

[rainecloud020604]

Have ya’ll ever ended your own cannon ship?

oh boi, here i go....i did this a while back and never posted it. don’t hate me @lil-em14 but...Universecloud is over. Universo and Rainecloud have split apart...sry....

#i'm sorry #its for their own good #don'tkillme

[randomjinx]

Inktober Day 3,4,5: Pumpkin, Treat, Trick

Don't like school.

Anyway for awhile a had trouble thinking for something for day 3, and honestly I still not that satisfied, and 4 and 5 was just backward for me. Still had fun with them. Maybe I can do 5 more tonight..... maybe.....

IhavenoideahowtoproperlyuseTumblrplease don'tkillme

[brokenxfragments]

Smash or Pass Aridem (don'tkillme)

smash or pass | accepting

❝P A S S.❞

     No explanation should be needed, if the harsh glare was any indication.

#._;rosalia;_.theyre.written.down.in.eternity.(.ic.) #Anonymous

[roku-mtg]

Hey hey Meet this new baby Kels! He(?) is the child of Template and Pale. •personality:he(?) is an internal screamer, think more than talk. His(? XD) face is quite a blank cold, just emotinal when he loves you(like papa and mama). He especially love the way his papa kisses him. If Kels doesn't like you, this child would just ignore you, look at you no blink. •Gender:I DON'T KNOW. I think it's male but you have to start writing He(?) when you're talking about Kels. •Hobby:read Comic book, write action story, look at the mirror can't count times and think "why am I here." "do I look handsome?" "or I look pretty?". •fun facts:Kels hate cat and monkey, he(?) thinks they're creepy somehow. This child also has milions/1s questions. Kels prefer hot, hates cold. That's all I can think about! Template and Pale belong to @unu-nunu-art with free supporter(XD don'tkillme) @lyoth737

#Template #Pale #Sans(?) #Kels #my art #SwappedTale(?) #Unu-unu