#dontshootmespence

[dontshootmespence]

Babes I’ve missed you all. Mama’s not fit for capitalism. I’ve had a week off for spring break and now I’m into my fourth month of clinical tomorrow. Why do we all act like this day in day out bs is okay when it robs of inner peace?

#dontshootmespence #musings #sleepy talk #back to the grind

[imagining-in-the-margins]

S.R. Series Recs (Completed Works)

Hey friends! I’m back with another fic rec list for Completed Series! If you have any other recommendations not included here (including your own work), please send me a DM! I would love to add it.

SFW S.R. Series

Valkyrie by @illegalcerebral: Unsub!Reader. You live two lives, one where you protect and serve and one where you hunt. You have always had control over the two sides until the BAU are brought to your doorstep.

Shifting Narrative by @/illegalcerebral: The BAU are called in on a case. Complicating matters is a tenacious filmmaker making a documentary on the case and Reid’s residual emotional trauma from being in prison.

Flight Risk by @brywrites: In which a pilot and a profiler become closer than originally planned when Reid finally meets one of the elusive individuals flying the BAU jet.

NSFW Series Below...

NSFW S.R. Series

Here to Misbehave by me: Spencer meets a girl he can’t get enough of at the nightclub, then quickly realizes she is not supposed to be there.

Phoenix by me: Spencer Reid had a secret, and now you have a funeral to attend… and your own secret to keep. Or not. Rewrite of the Emily/Doyle arc with Spencer taking Emily’s place.

Lily of the Valley by me: Unsub!Reid. Spencer was found guilty but mentally ill after the torture and murder of several men. He finds solace in his psychiatrist at the institution.

26 Things by @foxy-eva: Spencer Reid is determined to help his girlfriend check off everything left on her bucket list - even the explicit parts.

Pretty Please by @mercy-burning: Reader hears something surprising from her next door neighbor, and it throws her off.

January 16 by @aperrywilliams: Reader and Spencer Reid share the most intimate part of their lives through the years around a fateful date.

Virginia Kisses by @twentysomethingloser92: Every single time Spencer and Reader kiss.

The Most Natural Thing in the World by @dontshootmespence: An experienced Dom and a Virgin meet in a bar. Can he introduce her to a world she’s always imagined but never known before? Sequel.

Lock and Key by @/brywrites: Prison is a tough place to find hope in. But when Spencer Reid stumbles upon a GED class, the teacher makes him think it might not be so hopeless after all.

Say Something by @fortheloveofwonderland: In which Spencer and Reader are in a toxic relationship trying to navigate through the intrepid waters of love in a depressive state.

Losing So Much Time by @/fortheloveofwonderland: Fifteen years is a long time to be in love with someone you only see once a year. But when you live on opposite ends of the country and once a year is all you get you just have to try and make the most of the time you get.

Teach Me Something by @homoose: Spencer meets Michael’s kindergarten teacher and finds he still has so much left to learn.

Thanks, everyone! Happy Reading!

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[foxy-eva]

hey! do you have any fic recs about reader-maeve-spencer love triangle? girlies just love good angst :)

Hi! I compiled a little selection for you with the help of my discord friends. Enjoy!

Alone and Move on by @bucky-smiles

Regrets and Sorrows by @/bucky-smiles

Long Way Down by @cherrywineandmagic

Happier by @mmmatchasay

Me or Her by @dontshootmespence

End to Denial by @/dontshootmespence

Steal my Heart by @andiebeaword (NSFW, minors DNI)

#spencer reid #spencer reid fanfic #spencer reid fanfiction #spencer reid angst #spencer reid x reader #criminal minds #criminal minds fanfic #criminal minds fanfiction

[reiderwriter]

Recommendations for fanfictions on bau!reader who has an established relationship with spence and is in danger or something please?I had found one where the reader is Reid's wife and they have a daughter and the unsub asks to go on a date with spence but then figures out he has a family and targets them.I loved that one and can't find anymore like it.If you would please have any recommendations I would love to hear them!!

Hi! Sorry this one took me a few days to answer! I'm actually not great with specific fic recommendations because I don't really save fics anywhere after I read them and I have the WORST memory 😭

However, the lovely @dreatine, @imagining-in-the-margins and @andiebeaword gave me some recommendations for this post so here they are:

From The Trees by @/imagining-in-the-margins

No Corner of the Globe by @dontshootmespence

Peace by @sometimesiwritebadly

Life Saving Thoughts by @/sometimesiwritebadly

Spencer Reid x Reader by @tweedlydumbtweedlydee

Unknown Targets by @writer-in-theory

Follow My Lead by @actuallyspencerreid

Survivor (multi-part) by @/actuallyspencerreid

Bring Her Home by @/dontshootmespence

A Living Nightmare by @/dontshootmespence

Before It's Too Late and Aftermath by @/dontshootmespence

No Ordinary Day by @/dontshootmespence

When I Close My Eyes by @/dontshootmespence

Bad Feeling by @/dontshootmespence

Two Days by @/dontshootmespence

Caged (series) by @/dontshootmespence

From AO3 as well:

White Knight by brittishmenorbust

Finding a Rhythm by brittishmenorbust

Hope this fits what you were looking for!! ❤️

#spencer reid #criminal minds #fic recommendations #reider recommends #reiderreplies

[nana1000night]

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#writer rec

[stusbunker]

I was tagged by @brrose-apothecary to post ten songs I love with songs with names as the title.

1. Jolene by Dolly Parton

2. Jolene by Cake

3. Amanda by Waylon Jennings

4. Mandy by Barry Manilow

5. Christie Lee by Billy Joel

6. Calypso by Spiderbait

7. Gloria by the Lumineers

8. Ophelia by the Lumineers

9. Maggie by Union Pulse

10. Bruce Willis by Eli Cash

Love to see what everyone comes up with! @there-must-be-a-lock @dontshootmespence @cosicas-cuquis @illegalcerebral @itmighthavebeenintentional @rockhoochie @lastactiontricia @katwillrise @princessmisery666 @flamencodiva

#stu overshares #tag game #song inspired #not spn

[sharon6713]

Indiegogo for my upcoming short film!

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#indiegogo #fundraiser #short film #filmmaker #filmmaking #Instagram

[stunudo]

So @dontshootmespence and @heycasbutt are getting hitched today.

And I get to play officiant. 😏

Tumblr friendships are the best.

#stu overshares #this is the lgbtq+ agenda #not cm

[brywrites]

This is just an appreciation post for @dontshootmespence who made me a blanket that has been with me through 3 moves and is still keeping me warm on late nights doing grad school rewrites 💜 

I think often of the many wonderful people I’ve been so lucky to meet through this fandom and this hellsite and whether we keep in touch often or not I hope you all know I am sending all my sweetest wishes to you, wherever you are!

#bry is sentimental

[imagining-in-the-margins]

Disabled!Reader CM Fic Recs

Hey friends! I’ve wanted to make a collection of headcanons and fics involving a Physically Disabled Reader for future reference. Everything is Spencer Reid unless marked otherwise.

If you're interested in Neurodivergent!Readers, be sure to check out my lists for Autistic!Reader and ADHD!Reader!

If you write/already have a fic involving an Physically Disabled!Reader, please let me know and I’ll add it here ❤️

GN!Reader

Diamonds by me: [Pain, unspecified] Spencer comforts Reader when they have a bad pain day.

Invisible by @spookydrreid: [Pain, Unspecified] Spencer wakes to reader on the bathroom floor as they experience a pain flare.

Breathe Easy by @foxy-eva: [Asthma] Whenever life takes your breath away, Spencer makes sure you find it again.

Lavender by me: [Migraines] Spencer is no stranger to headaches, and he tries to help however he can.

Fragile by me: [Arm Crutches] Spencer has to stay behind on a case and gets to know the new technical analyst.

Headcanons by @bellanotchewrites: [Ehlers Danlos] Dating Spencer Reid and being chronically ill would include…

Lost in the Moment by @writer-in-theory: [Hearing Aid] Spencer finally works up the courage to ask you out, but what he doesn’t realize is you’ve taken your hearing aids out after getting overstimulated.

Fem!Reader

Sick Day by @spookydrreid: [Pain, Unspecified] Reader has a bad pain day.

Brain Pain, Not Brain Power by @rupurts-morgue03: [Migraines] Spencer cares for reader when she gets a migraine on the jet.

Flare Ups Can Fuck Off by @dontshootmespence: [Crohn's] Spencer hates to see you in pain, so he helps as much as he can.

Secret Staff by @dontshootmespence: [Von Willebrand] Spencer notices Reader's medic alert bracelet.

In the Spotlight by @pretty-boys-book-club: [Blind!Reader] Reader finally works up the nerve to introduce herself to her professor.

Chronic Pain Series by @natashxromanovf: [Wheelchair User!Reader] A series of oneshots featuring a disabled Reader.

Other Characters

Going in Blind by @reidgraygubler: [Luke, Blind!Reader] Penelope sets Luke up on a blind date with one of her friends… What could possibly go wrong…?

Happy reading, everyone!

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[dontshootmespence]

Under the Boss’s Nose

Summary: Spencer is head over heels in love...with Section Chief Erin Strauss’ daughter.

Pairing: Spencer Reid x Reader

Word Count: 788

Warning: Little kissing and lead up to smuttiness but no smut.

A/N: This fulfills my boss’s kid square for @cmbingo​. This is an AU of sorts in which Strauss has an adult child around the 7-8 season of the show (no Maeve). I think you see where this is going ;)

If someone had told Spencer a year ago that he was going to be head over heels in love, he would’ve thought they were insane. But here he was, heart racing, sweaty and laughing with his girlfriend in his arms. “That was, um, wow. Yea.”

She giggled into his chest and nipped playfully at his arm, pulling the covers over them both. “Abso-fucking-lutely.”

Smiling, Spencer kissed her on the forehead and took a deep breath. “Do you think we can come clean to your mom soon? I’d like for her not to kill me.”

She replied with a snickering laugh. “We’ll tell her soon, I promise. I’m just...mom’s always been a pain in the ass with me dating in general.” Her voice was muffled into Spencer’s chest. “So having to tell her that I’m sleeping with one of her agents is probably going to knock the wind out of her.”

The thought of telling Strauss that he was dating, i.e. sleeping with, her daughter made his stomach churn. Despite the macabre work, he loved his job. He was good at it and he wanted to keep it. “You think she’ll fire me?”

“No way,” Y/N laughed. “She gives you guys grief sometimes, but she constantly talks about the BAU. She calls you the BAU’s walking, talking computer.”

Spencer laughed under his breath. “An eidetic memory has its perks. But you promise we’ll say something soon?”

“Definitely.”

-----

Nearly two weeks later, they still hadn’t said anything and the relationship was heating up fast. On her way out of work, Y/N texted Spencer. 

Y/N: Do you want to tell mom now? I could stop by the bureau and we can get it over with.

S: Please? I think she stepped out for dinner but she told Hotch she’ll be back in a little bit.

Y/N: Okay. Here goes nothing! lol. On my way.

Thankfully, Y/N only worked a few minutes away as a chemical engineer, so she walked off the elevator into the bullpen just 10 minutes later. 

She strode across the floor toward Spencer and gave him a quick kiss. “Mom back?”

“Not yet,” Spencer grimaced. The closer they got to telling Strauss about their relationship the more he wanted to hurl his guts up. “How was your day?”

As she regaled him with the findings of her latest research, Spencer relaxed into his chair with dopey, lovestruck smile. 

“What?” Y/N asked with a laugh.

Spencer leaned forward and grabbed her hands. “Oh, you know, just marveling at your brilliance and falling more and more in love.”

Laughing, she blushed. “Flattery will get you anywhere you want to go, Spencer Reid.” When she leaned into him, she brushed her hand against his inner thigh. “There somewhere around here we can be alone?”

Immediately, the recently vacated office of Dr. Blaine Ledbetter came to mind. Grabbing her hand, he led her to the office and shut the door behind them. Her hands ghosted over his neck, teasing at possibilities before her lips meet his. As she slipped her tongue passed his lips, he groaned and pulled her close by the small of her back, his fingers sliding underneath the hem of her shirt. “God, I love you.”

Chuckling softly, Y/N replied. “I think I love you more.” She slipped her hand under his belt, grabbing his ass as he pinned her up against the wall. In an instant, heat dissolved when they heard a voice on the other side of the door. “Hello? Who’s in there?” 

Spencer went wide-eyed. Chief Strauss. His boss and his girlfriend’s mother. It couldn’t get worse.

“Hi, Mom.”

“Y/N? What are you-?”

When she opened the door, she shielded Spencer from the death glare. “Um, Mom. I believe you know Spencer?”

“SSA Reid, what’s happening here?”

Swallowing against the lump in his throat, he summoned every bit of courage he had. He’d talked down dozens of unsubs; he could do this. “Chief Strauss, I know this looks bad and obviously being in this office is pretty inappropriate, but this isn’t random. I’m-I’m i-in love with your daughter.”

Her eyes softened.  “Y/N, why wouldn’t you tell me?”

“I didn’t want you freaking out. You’ve always been judgmental of the guys I’ve dated and you’ve told so many stories about the dangers of working at the Bureau that I didn’t want you to try and stop this before it started, you know? But it’s true. I’m in love with him, too.” She squeezed Spencer’s hand and leaned her head into her shoulder.

Sighing, Chief Strauss gave her blessing. “You’re a big girl, Y/N. I trust your judgment. And SSA Reid is a good agent. Agent Reid?”

“Yes, ma’am?”

“Hurt her and I’ll end you.”

“Yes, ma’am.”

#cmbingo #cmbingo21 #cmbingo 2021 #criminal minds #criminal minds bingo #criminal minds fanfiction #criminal minds masterlist #spencer reid #spencer reid x reader #spencer reid x you #spencer reid x y/n #spencer reid fanfiction #dontshootmespence #under the boss's nose

[stusbunker]

Tag 9 People You Want to Know Better

Tagged by @princessmisery666

3 Ships: Dean/Cas, Penelope Garcia/Luke Alvez, Jane Foster/Thor (I’m multi-shipping trash, those and more I’m down for polycules, just sayin’)

First Ever Ship: Dawson/Joey

Last Song: Check it Out by The Beastie Boys

Last Movie: God, probably CA: The Winter Soldier bc I always put it on in the background, that or Civil War.

Currently Reading: I’m still reading Raise the Black by valleydean and Breathing Into You by casblackfeathers, savoring those.

Currently Watching: Not exactly right now, but I’m rewatching the Good Place (but I don’t watch season 4 bc I don’t want it to end)

Currently Consuming: The most amazing lemon bar from a local cafe. And an iced soy latte.

Currently Craving: tongue, tmi I know.

No pressure tags: @cosicas-cuquis @outdean @ilsawasanacrobat @dolphincliffs @deanwinchesterswitch @kickingitwithkirk @itmighthavebeenintentional @dontshootmespence @heycasbutt

#tag game #stu overshares #just fandom things

[leahxx129]

Truth or Cut (Dean Winchester x Reader x Sam Winchester)

Hello there! This my * very VERY * late submission to @dontshootmespence​ ‘s   Alphabet Angst for 8k Challenge. I am incredibly sorry for this delay but I had to take a break away from Tumblr and social media in general in order to focus on my mental/physical health & other issues in my private life. Now I think I’m ready to return and create content again. As for the story, I hope you like it. This is my first attempt at a love triangle. Important: does not include Wincest so it’s safe to read for anyone who’s not into that. Also, I inserted a ‘Keep reading’ line, I hope it’s visible.

Summary: The British Men of Letters try a new approach to acquire the Winchesters’ cooperation, which leads to heartbreaking revelations. 

Warnings: cursing, bloodshed, mentions of sex, character death

Word count: 2.750-ish

* Moodboard is mine, pictures used are not.

You gain consciousness to two male voices calling your name frantically.

“She’s opening her eyes, Sam! She’s alright… Look!” the hoarse baritone belonging to the elder Winchester reassures his brother a second after your eyelashes have started fluttering.

“Well, that’s the overstatement of the year, Dean… Let’s just say I’ll live.” you grumble once you fully come around. “What the hell?!”

Usually you’re more eloquent than that but at the moment it’s the best you can muster, considering that you’ve awakened in what appears to be an abandoned warehouse and all three of you are handcuffed to uncomfortable metal chairs organized in a neat triangle, facing each other. The only source of light are a few flickering candles placed on a table nearby.

“That’s what we’re trying to figure out, babe.” your long-term boyfriend Sam replies in a soothing tone.

His handsome face seems intact – minus a couple of scars he obtained in previous fights – so being ambushed is crossed off the list of possible explanations on what happened and how you got here. Maybe you were drugged? If yes… by whom? The things that go bump in the night prey upon their enemies and slash their throats open, not abduct them.

A heavy silence falls on the place, only the crackle of the candle flames can be heard.

You have no idea how much time has passed – it could’ve been an eternity as well as ten minutes – when suddenly a consecutive knocking sound fills your auditory canals.

“Are those… are those high heels?” you ask aloud incredulously.

“Louboutin’s to be exact, my dear.”

Every head snaps to the accent’s direction just in time to see an elegantly dressed slender woman step into the candle-lit area.

“But excuse my manners… talking about fashion before introducing myself? How rude of me. I’m Lady Toni Bevell on behalf of the British Men of Letters.”

“You’ve got to be kidding me!” Dean growls “You know, here in America no means no, Lady! We’ve already told your stupid little boyband to fuck off. We’re not here to do their bidding, we’re here to save lives.”

“So I’ve heard.” She nods in understanding. “But yet, we’d still like to gather some information, one way or another.”

She walks over to the table and unfolds a neatly wrapped package, revealing a knife. Suddenly, Sam’s sarcastic chuckle fills the place.

“And you think you can get us to spill by torturing? Seriously?”

A predatory smile spreads across Toni’s face as she casually picks up the weapon of her choice.

“I was thinking about playing a game that may involve torture. It’s up to you whether it does or does not.”

“What game?” you ask suspiciously.

“I’d like to call it Truth or Cut. Maybe Truth or Stab, depending on the importance of the information you intend to withhold. The rules are the following… I ask something and if you reply, that equals truth, and nothing will happen. If you do not wish to answer, just say cut and I’ll sink my knife into your flesh.”

“You’re crazy!” Sam exhales in disbelief.

“Thank you, Sam! I’m going to take that as a compliment. And since we are already engaged in a conversation, let’s start with you.” She walks to the center of the triangle to face the younger Winchester. “I’d like you to give me the names of American hunters you consider the best.”

Sam leans a bit forward, his face is unreadable.

“Bite me!” he hisses through gritted teeth. “I’m not gonna participate in your psychotic game. You can’t make me.”

Toni flashes a dangerous smile once more.

“Are you sure about that?”

She slowly walks behind your chair and places the blade under your right collar bone.

“If you refuse to pick either truth or cut, your loved ones will pay the price for it, big guy.”

Sam’s eyes search yours for confirmation of the next step and you nod.

“You’re bluffing.” He counters Toni.

The next second you feel the metal pressed against you slash into soft skin and you can’t suppress a loud grunt of pain. Blood starts oozing from the wound and your white tank top soon begins to acquire a shade of crimson.

The brothers yell ‘No!’ in unison, then Dean delivers an impressive selection of curse words – sneaking in some that were new even to you.

Toni strolls over to Sam.

“Now I ask again. Name the best American hunters you know.”

“Cut.” Sam responds in a tone just above whisper. He soundlessly flinches when the woman draws blood by sliding the blade across his left forearm.

“Alright… Who wants to be next? Perhaps Dean? List all the places where we can find extensive knowledge on the supernatural, not counting the Man of Letters safe houses of course.”

Dean’s gaze meets Toni’s and for a second you think you can see her confidence falter because of the deadly rage and utter disdain that radiates from the hunter, but she soon regains composure.

“So? Is it truth or cut, Dean? You know what will happen if you refuse to choose.”  

“Cut!” he emphasizes the t at the end.

You’re next and you pick cut as well. Then the cycle starts all over again...

You’ve made three rounds without anyone breaking and giving Toni what she wants, which visibly annoys her.

“Let’s shake things up a bit by changing the topics, shall we?” she announces out of the blue, making all of you knit your brows.

Spinning around on her heels, she turns to Sam.

“Sam! Did you manage to decide where you want to propose to Y/N? In my personal opinion the place where you said your first I love you-s is more romantic than the place where you first met, but that’s just plain old me.”

Sam’s eyes widen in shock, reflecting your own facial expression.

“Sam? What is she talking about?” you question in a thin voice, perplexed.

A shy, boyish smile appears on his face as he looks deep into your eyes, reminding you of the very first time you’ve seen him.

“Uh, yeah. She’s right. Although I have no idea how she knows this, but I did indeed plan on proposing to you at one of those places, probably where we met… up until now. Now I have to come up with something else I guess.”

A mixture of emotions floods your heart, making you undecisive what to say first. You finally open your mouth to speak but before a sound can escape, Toni directs the next question to Dean.

“Alright, that was a truth, so no cuts. Now, Dean! I am certain she will not get offended so you can tell me honestly… Is Y/N a good kisser?”

“How would I know?” he asks back, lacking any hesitation. “I think you’re mistaking me with Sam, her boyfriend. You know, the tall guy whose proposal you’ve just ruined? Next time you play this game with someone, have your facts checked first, Suit pants.”

The confusion on Sam’s face slowly starts to fade away, but Toni presses on relentlessly.

“Oh, Dean... That was a very convincing performance! But, unfortunately for you, I did have my facts checked. And according to these facts, you and Y/N locked lips passionately just two years ago, in 2015. Isn’t that right, Y/N?”

Everybody’s eyes are on you waiting for your reaction, and you can’t help but reminisce about the event in question.

You were having a hard time finding the key for the motel room you were renting - courtesy of the bottle of bourbon you’d consumed earlier. All those keys on the chain looked the same and neither of them seemed to fit into the lock, let alone open the damn door… In addition to that, the world slowly started spinning and you had to prop yourself against the doorframe to prevent an ugly fall.

“Need a hand there, Sweetheart?”

Your heart skipped a beat from the scare but soon calmness washed over you as you identified the person. You could recognize that husky voice anywhere, intoxicated or not.

“Dean Winchester!” you exclaimed, turning around to find him leaning against your car you’d parked near the doorway. “The world’s deadliest hunter and mightiest panty dropper turned hell’s cruelest demon! To what do I owe this pleasure? Considering that you’ve gone out of your way to ignore both me and Sam in the past couple of months.”

He leisurely pushed himself from the car and started walking towards you.

“I needed a breath of fresh air, that’s all. But speaking of whom… where’s Sam?”

He almost left no distance between your bodies when he finally stopped. What was he doing? If he wanted to kill you, he probably would’ve done it already…

“I don’t know. Why don’t you give him a call, huh? Ask him how he’s doing? You could make him the happiest man alive…” you replied with a bitter undertone.

A shit-eating grin formed on Dean’s handsome face.

“Uh-oh. Is there trouble in paradise?”

“Shut it, Dean! It’s really none of your business.” You said, crossing your arms and averting your gaze.

His comment hit a nerve – you both knew that – but the last thing on Earth you wanted to do was discussing your relationship crisis with him. If you still had a relationship, that is.

To much of your surprise, the next second he grabbed your chin, forcing you to look at him and pressed his lips against yours. It felt terribly wrong but incredibly right at the same time… It took you half a minute to gather all your willpower and push him away.

“Y/N? Is it true?” Sam’s voice brings you back to reality.

Tears start dwelling up in your eyes, providing a wordless answer. He swallows hard.

“Why?”

“It’s all my fault, okay?” Dean speaks up as you’re clearly unable to form a coherent sentence. “I kissed her, man. It happened when I was a demon… I figured if I kissed her, I’d piss you off enough to leave me alone. Besides, she was totally hammered and still pushed me away.”

“Is that supposed to make me feel better, Dean?!”

“I don’t know… a little, maybe?”

Sam scoffs then all of a sudden realization hits him.

“You didn’t answer the question.”

“What?”

“Is my girlfriend a good kisser?”

Both you and Dean stare at him in shock.

“C’mon man, you can’t seriously want me to answer that…” Dean attempts to change the subject but doesn’t succeed. Sam’s stare makes it obvious he won’t let this one slide. He won’t let go until he hears the truth no matter how unpleasant it may be.

“Yes.” Dean blurts out. “She’s a good kisser. In fact, she’s one of the best kissers I’ve ever encountered in my entire life. Happy now?”

The only response is a nod.

“Oh wow…” Toni lets out an excited sigh. “Changing the topic was the best idea ever, don’t you agree? Now, let’s move on to Y/N. She’ll get the most interesting question in my repertoire.”

She slowly walks over to you, her Louboutin’s menacingly tap against the concrete every step of the way. She crouches down, tucks a strand of hair behind your ear and asks the most ruthless question in the sweetest voice.

“Which one of the Winchester brothers is better in bed?”

The tears you’ve been holding back for quite some time now break free and roll down your cheeks swiftly.

“I mean, it’s not entirely true what Dean said, now is it? You did push him away but then you pulled him back...”

Complete silence ensues and you swear you can hear three hearts break if you listen closely.

You were standing there more confused than ever. What the hell was Dean doing?! Was this a long time coming or was he playing some sort of a game? Either way… If you were sober, you most certainly would’ve punched him in the mouth. But due to your condition – or at least that’s what you’ve been telling yourself ever since – you pulled him back and kissed him there instead. The part of how you got inside the room was a blur, but soon enough you found yourself tangled up with him in the sheets. Torn clothes peppered the floor, a smell of bourbon lingered in the air and Dean treated you as if you were the single, most important person in the entire universe. You truly thought you’d never been happier – then came the morning and shattered everything to a thousand pieces.

“You know, to encourage picking truth regarding this question, I am going to tell you something you yourself may not even be aware of, Y/N.” Toni breaks the silence. “There is something else that’s not true in what Dean said. He did not spend that night with you just to piss Sam off… He’s been attracted to you ever since you’ve met and being a demon allowed him to shamelessly do something about it.”

You whisper ‘Cut’ as a reply and Toni’s face hardens.

“Oh, honey… withholding this information is worth a stab.”

Before you can comprehend her words, she swings the knife and it ends up in your right thigh. You don’t think you’ve ever seen this much blood come from a stab wound… Both Winchester men yell in protest, but their voices become distant as you slowly slip into unconsciousness.

Mary and Castiel tracked down your location and arrived just in time. You almost bled to death, but the angel managed to heal the wound. For a while you wished he didn’t.

Three weeks later you’re sitting in your car at an abandoned gas station. About fifteen minutes after your arrival, a black SUV parks near you. You limp to the vehicle and tear its door open, barely containing your fury.

“What the fuck was that, Toni?!” you question while getting in and pointing a gun at her.

She glances at the weapon then looks you in the eye.

“Is that necessary?”

You cock the gun in response.

“Alright. So, as you know, the management decided that you delivering information to us about the Winchesters is not enough anymore.”

“Yes, that’s why you’ve contacted them directly, I know.”

“Correct. But since they refused to cooperate, the management came up with a plan of disrupting their unity. This way it’s just a matter of time and one of them will be knocking on our door. I suspect it will be Sam.”

A bitter laugh escapes you lips.

“So that’s what this was? A disruption of unity? Really?! And why didn’t I know of this, huh?”

“We needed your reactions to be genuine.”

“God, you’re a bunch of psychopaths… You know what, I’m not gonna do this anymore. I quit.”

She lets out a loud scoff.

“Please… what are you going to tell them? Furthermore, how do you think they will react when they learn that the love of their lives is a snitch?”

You let your gun down.

“I’ll make sure they know why I became a snitch... I’ll make sure they know how I made a crossroad’s deal years ago to save them both. I’ll make sure they know how you offered to delay the hellhounds in exchange for some information every now and then. I have no idea how they’ll react, but maybe someday they’ll understand and find it in their hearts to forgive me.”

Toni stares daggers at you.

“I suggest you think this through carefully, Y/N, as we still hold your deal. One bad move and the hellhounds will come and get you. No more delaying.”

You flash her the biggest smile you can summon.

“Well, it’s been a while since the last time I played with puppies from the pit… I think I’m ready.”

Not waiting for her reaction, you get out of the car and start limping back to yours. By the time you get in, Toni is gone.

You’re all alone.

Well, not entirely alone to be fair.

The grumbling hellhounds in your backseat keep you company.

You take your phone out of your pocket avoiding any sudden movements and type a quick message to the Winchesters:

‘My nightstand, second drawer.’

Toni thought she could prevent you from exposing the truth by taking action quickly, but she wasn’t paying attention. You never said you were gonna tell them everything. You said you would make sure they know. And the detailed farewell letters you left for them in your drawer will serve the purpose well.

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