(3 sets of 2 photos, all with the same joke)
Aoi, about Makoto: you're gay?
Aoi, about Byakuya: and for that?
Kazuichi, about Hajime: you're gay?
Kazuichi, about Nagito: and for that?
Kaito, about Shuichi: you're gay?
Kaito, about Kokichi: and for that?
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Random Incorrect Danganronpa Quotes
Mikan: I-If you eat 40,000 b-bananas in 10 minutes, you would d-die of radiation p-poisoning.
Hiyoko: Ah, yes. The radiation would kill you.
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Nagito: How petty can you get?
Hajime: I once edited a Wikipedia article to win an argument I was wrong about.
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Nagito: I just want someone to take me out
Hajime: like on a date or with a sniper gun
Nagito: surprise me
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Makoto: When will Ted himself...finally show up to the talk?
Sayaka: The final boss.
Chihiro: You guys know TEDtalks stands for technology, entertainment, and design talks, right?
Hina: I will not let Ted hide behind these lies any longer!
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Kazuichi: So that’s my plan.
Fuyuhiko : Are you alright with constructive criticism? I don’t want to sound mean.
Kazuichi: No, go ahead, I want to hear it.
Fuyuhiko : It fucking sucks.
Kazuichi: That’s not constructive criticism.
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Yasuhiro: I hate when people ask me, 'What did you do today?' Buddy listen, I woke up at noon and then it was five p.m., okay? I don't KNOW !
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Hajime: What doesn’t kill me, better start running because now I’m pissed.
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Kokichi: When crows remember people who wronged them and hold a grudge, it’s "interesting" and "cool" but when I do it I’m "petty," and "needing to move on"
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Yasuhiro: Hey! Do you wanna hear a joke about a ghost?
Togami: No.
Yasuhiro: That’s the spirit!
Togami: Never speak to me in public again.
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Byakuya: I was born a winner. I didn't even need nine months to be born, I came out in seven.
Makoto: That's... Not a good thing...
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I used ScatterPatter's Incorrect Quotes Generator
Hina: What did you guys get in your yearbook?
Chihiro: 'Prettiest smile'
Makoto: 'Nicest personality'
Mondo: 'Most likely to start a bar fight'
Sakura: 'Least likely to start a bar fight, but most likely to win one'
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[During THH]
Ibuki, via Monokuma: Attention, students! Izuru Kamakura is hot and ready to trot!
Junko, also via Monokuma: He is single and ready to-!
Izuru, grabbing the mic from them: Stop it. Stop it right now.
Class 78, who have no idea who Izuru Kamakura is and think Monokuma was just malfunctioning: ???
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Danganronpa as quotes I've said part 5 (Naegami Edition)
Makoto: What is the worst thing you've ever done for fun?
Togami: I was forced to play mafia with a group of people and was assigned the doctor.
Makoto: That doesn't sound so bad-
Togami: Me, knowing exactly who the mafia was, kept rescuing them out of sheer spite.
Makoto:
Makoto: Oh
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Asahina: Who's you're favorite classmate, Byakuya?
Togami: All of my classmates are idiots
Togami: No further inquiry permitted
Kirigiri:
Kirigiri: It's Naegi
Makoto: It's me
Togami, with pride: It's him
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(Btw, if you guys like this one, I can do another Naegami edition in part 6)
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#5
byakuya: we need to distract them
kyoko: leave it to me
kyoko: centaurs have six limbs and are therefore insects. discuss.
hiro, toko and hina: *immediately begin arguing*
makoto, watching in horror: oh this. i don't like this. i don't like this at all.
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Kaito: tbh I've never had my debit card info stolen and I chalk it up to the security number on the back being 666. like if I was a criminal out stealing credit/debit card info and I saw that? nah man I'm out
Kokichi: damn an whats the numbers on the front
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Genocide Jack/Jill: You fuckers won’t believe what type of weapon I have! It’s a knife stick, a knife attached to a stick!
Byakuya, without looking up from his book: Spear.
GJ: BLOCKED!
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kyoko, as cop: can you describe the woman who stabbed you?
hifumi, as male author: lithe, spirited, outgoing, and not afraid to speak her mind. she was a raw sexual force and she knew it. she was dandelion fluff on a summer day, gone in an instant, leaving you with nothing but the memory of her touch and the faint taste of strawberries on your lips
kyoko, as cop: great we have a motive, but we still need a description
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