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#incorrect danganronpa
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😛😛😛 blehh
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Aoi, about Makoto: you're gay?
Aoi, about Byakuya: and for that?
Kazuichi, about Hajime: you're gay?
Kazuichi, about Nagito: and for that?
Kaito, about Shuichi: you're gay?
Kaito, about Kokichi: and for that?
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sleepinghellokitty · 8 months
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Rantaro: Time freezes for everyone but you one day. What do you do? Kokichi: Oh… I’d mildly trouble everyone. Rantaro: Alright, so what would you do? Kokichi: I’d shave a one-inch thick line in every thick beard I saw. Kokichi: I’d twist all the lightbulbs just a little bit so no one would know when they aren’t working. Kokichi: I’d make every wing on girls eyeliner just a little bit higher than the other one. Kokichi: And I’d tie everyone’s shoelaces together. Kokichi: And then lastly, I’d snip a little hole in every tea bag. Rantaro: Rantaro: Remind me to never allow you to have power.
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plainly-plain · 1 year
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Mental stability
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kirigiricup · 1 year
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#15
taka: i miss mondo makoto: taka... taka: he used to call me that. :( makoto: makoto: taka that's your name
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thirdeyedspirit · 2 years
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celeste: women can’t gaslight you, it’s called manipulation not womanipulation
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catgirl-catboy · 2 years
Conversation
Kinjo: Your Honor! This woman is accused of killing her spouse.
Kakeru: Mrs. Taira, what is your defense?
Akane: He stepped on my freshly mopped floor!
Kakeru: I see... *looks at Kinjo* And... why did it take you thirty minutes to arrest her?
Kinjo: THE FLOOR WAS STILL WET!
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Hajime: maybe he's just a chill guy?
Nagito: now how am i going to make this guy hate me and love me at the same time, lets see
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hyundaii-sonata · 2 years
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My cousin and I have determined that Izuru Kamakura is the Ultimate Gaslight, Gatekeep, Girlboss. Take this information as you will.
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i love everything!! life is a joyous miracle!!!!!!
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Kokichi: if I was a court jester I'd flirt with the king at any given opportunity. subtle at first but if he was interested and we'd share banter then I'd sit in his lap. then he would say I'm the funniest silliest little man alive and kiss me with tongue
Kokichi: how could he NOT fall in love with me though like I am literally there making him giggle, daily. a grown man covered in gold and he is just laughing at my stupid little jokes. I have that bastard wrapped around my finger. He knows it
Shuichi: op this is so fucking funny
Kokichi: (a painting of a man in red court jester garb, sitting on a chair and smiling as he points behind him with his thumb.)
Kokichi: All part of the plan
Korekiyo: my liege why does thine jester call you babygirl
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sleepinghellokitty · 9 months
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Naegi: Listen, in the wild wild west there is always a woman in the saloon and nobody messes with her even though they all have guns. Kirigiri: That's because she's a prostitute. Junko: YASSS QUEEEN
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plainly-plain · 1 year
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Not for long!
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kirigiricup · 1 year
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#19
kyoko: and i'm telling you for the last time, makoto and i do not have petnames for each other. byakuya: right. what do bees make? kyoko: honey? makoto, popping out of his room: yes, love? kyoko: kyoko: ...makoto, we talked about this. byakuya: don't ever lie to my face again
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Haruto: You really should relax, Matsuda-san. These aren’t going to kill you.
Yasuke: I don’t trust like that, you piece of shit. *eyeing the box of chocolates* I haven’t spoken to you once, and just after you’ve basically become the school incubus you’re acting all buddy-buddy.
Haruto: *not the least bit bothered* They’re cinnamon spiced milk chocolate. You mentioned that candies and such are starting to taste the same to you, so maybe these will bring a bit of joy to your day. ^_^
Yasuke: How are you so charming and so goddamn terrifying at the same time
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the naegi siblings bully byakuya
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