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let me explain the difference between forced and genuine inclusivity
(a rant)
Most of the time, even if there is a character who is brown they are so very wrongly represented, like Parvati and Padma Patil in Harry Potter: the clothes they were wearing were not just plain; they were a cultural trainwreck
Look at her dress.
The Ghagra or Lehngha (skirt), she is wearing had pleats in the front. These are usually worn in a sari which is a completely different dress. A ghagra is a very elaborate skirt, and has a gown-like fall
The blouse she's worn is practically a t-shirt, which doesn't quite resemble any of the Indian clothes. In a Kurti, the shirt-like top is much longer, and is anyway not worn with a lehnga. In a Ghagra Choli the top is a very short blouse.
Its like a *very bad* mix of like 2-3 Indian dresses
Also, Indian dresses are never so plain. Even day-to-day clothes have a pretty embroidery. My grandmom's tablecloth has better embroidery
Judging by the dress the costume designers were goin for, it should have looked like this
I understand why a costume designer in the UK would not understand the specifics of Indian clothing, but it is funny how all other clothes were well thought out and this is just - not even culturally accurate.
I do not find somebody talkin in my language or eating my food cultural appropriation; it is encouraged infact. Insulting and not portraying that culture properly is the real problem.
Thank you for coming to my ted talk.
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Hi my name is Ebony Dark’ness Dementia Raven Way and I have long ebony black hair (that’s how I got my name) with purple streaks and red tips that reaches my mid-back and icy blue eyes like limpid tears and a lot of people tell me I look like Amy Lee (AN: if u don’t know who she is get da hell out of here!). I’m not related to Gerard Way but I wish I was because he’s a major fucking hottie. I’m a vampire but my teeth are straight and white. I have pale white skin. I’m also a witch, and I go to a magic school called Hogwarts in England where I’m in the seventh year (I’m seventeen). I’m a goth (in case you couldn’t tell) and I wear mostly black. I love Hot Topic and I buy all my clothes from there. For example today I was wearing a black corset with matching lace around it and a black leather miniskirt, pink fishnets and black combat boots. I was wearing black lipstick, white foundation, black eyeliner and red eye shadow. I was walking outside Hogwarts. It was snowing and raining so there was no sun, which I was very happy about. A lot of preps stared at me. I put up my middle finger at them.
“Hey Ebony!” shouted a voice. I looked up. It was…. Draco Malfoy!
“What’s up Draco?” I asked.
“Nothing.” he said shyly.
But then, I heard my friends call me and I had to go away.
STOP flaming! if u flam it menz ur a prep or a posr!
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Put some respecc on it!
#LMAO#harry potter#albus dumbledore#dumblydore#lord Voldemort#tom riddle#i am lord Voldemort#tom marvolo riddle#ralph fiennes#slytherin
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Weeping Angel by @impossibleleaf has had me on a chokehold for the last 2 days and I've done nothing but read it lmao
I'd been thirsting for some Albus D x Harry since so long and this one's so plotty and marvelous I LOVE IT.
Harry time travelling to Albus Dumbledore's Hogwarts era is so rarely explored but it offers so many opportunities. The Harry and Voldemort interactions in the later chapters add even more flavour. The OCs are amazing too.
Love it!
#fic recs#hate me for it but i love my man albus dumblydore#he's kween#albus dumbledore x harry potter#teen dumbledore is such a cute redhead twink#alburry?? halbus? Idk
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(witcheschess) albert dumblydore
He was a poser prep and all anyone ever cared about was his first line, we need to be mean to him more. on the bright side though, he did have a blak bread so y'know, pros and cons
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she kinda reminds me of that part in my immortal where dumblydore becomes goffic and wveryone hates him
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A few mutates later Vampire came 2 da tree. He was wearing a blak leather jackson, black leather pants and a Good Chralotte t-shirt.
“Hi Vampire.” I said flirtily as I started to sob. Draco hugged me sexily tryont to comfrot me. I started to cry tears of blood and then told them what happened.
“Oh fuck it!” Vampire shouted angrily. He4 started to cry sadly. “What fucking dick did that!”
“I don’t know.” I said. “Now come on we have 2 tell Dumbledor.”
We ran out of the tree and in2 da castle. Dumblydor was sitting in his office.
“Sire are dads have been shot!” Draco said while we wipped sum tears from his white face. “Enoby had a vision in a dreem.”
Dubleodre started to cockle. “Hahahaha! And How due u aspect me to know Ebony’s not divisional?”
I glared at Dumbledore.
“Look motherfucker.” he said angrily as Dumbeldore gasped (c is da toot of crakter). “U know very well that I’m not decisional. Now get some fucking ppl out there to look for Series and Lucian- pornto!”
OH. OH GOD. IT'S MY IMMORTAL.
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so i was in a daze after gym class and wrote down an entire inktober-esque my immortal challenge?
i'll paste it all here since its too long to screenshot
@myimmortalfan666
ebony February
1: ebony dark'ness dementia raven way
2 bloody gothic rose 666
3 diabolo
4 my chemical romance
5 a bunch of preps stared at me
6 eboby's coffin
7 b'loody mary smith
8 snap and loopin
9 ebony's wardrobe
10 Morty McFli's blak tim machine
11 vampire potter
12 voldemort
13 crookshanks curse
14 tom satan bombodil
15 concert
16 professor sinister
17 Britney
18 draco
19 hargrid
20 dumblydore
21 willow
22 Volxemortserum
23 the eighties
24 XBlakXTearX
25 hedwig
26 dracula
27 draco's flying car
28 ebony getting fucking shot
#my immortal#ebony dark'ness dementia raven way#gun tw#tw gun#yeah she canonically gets shot by james potter#shes fine though dw#if you do this on a leap year for some reason you can just improvise
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thats why i dont believe people who are like... no one asked JK rowling to say dumblydore was gay. Like.. you're telling me, NO ONE wanted to know more about harry potter? when it was one of the BIGGEST franchises? i'm still interested in hungry games literally a decade after, you're saying NO ONE wanted to know more about harry pothead??
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top my immortal quotes that not enough people are talking about:
Evony isn’t a Marie Sue ok she isn’t perfect SHES A SATANITS! n she has problemz she’s depressed 4 godz sake!
“YOU ARE NOT FIT TO BE THE PRINCIPAL ANY LONGER!” yelled Rumbridge. “YOU ARE TOO OLD AND YOUR ALZHEIMERS IS DANGEROUS! YOU MUST RETRY OR VOLDEMORT WILL KILL YOUR STUDENTS!”
“Very well.” Dumbledore said angrily. “Butt we cannot do this. We can’t close the school. There is only one person who is capable of killing Voldemort and she is in the school. And her name is..........................Enony Darkness Dementia Raven Way.”
“Okay you can go now, see ya cunt” said Proffesor Sinister.
“Bye bitch.” I said waving.
“Oh fuck it!” Vampire shouted angrily. He4 started to cry sadly. “What fucking dick did that!”
“Sire are dads have been shot!” Draco said while we wipped some tears from his white face. “Enoby had a vision in a dreem.”
Suddenly dumblydore flew in on his broomstuck and started shredding at us angrily. “NO TALKING IN THE HALLS!” he had short blonde hair and was wearing a polo shirt from Amrikan ogle outfitters. “STUPID GOFFS!”
satan rolled his eyes “his so mean to us goffs and punks just becos we’re in slytherine and we’re not preps.”
I turned around angrily. “actually i fink mebe its becos ur da barke lord.”
“Well 2 be honest Snap wuz pozzessed by Snap bak den.” said James.
“Hey where the fuck is Dumblydore!111″ Draco shouted angrily.
‘STFU!” shooted Cornelia Fuck. “He is in Azkhabian now wif Snip and Loopin he is old and week and he has kancer. Now do ur work!111″
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Thea Mccafrey is dead (not really)
Meg Mccafrey -> Thea Mccafrey
Yo so like I'm making a new intro post (because I can)
archive- @chiefcrusadetree
also check out my actual url it looks kinda cool- https://megmcmeg.tumblr.com
I'm Meg, I'm a minor.
Pronouns: she/her. You can call me anything; gendered complements (and insults ) are fine. I'm bisexual btw
I've got adhd
I'm Indian (if that holds any relevance)
My phone is always dying, if I have a conversation with you I'm always gonna worry about how weird I was and I will kill anyone who is able to link my irl identity to this blog
Masterlist or something
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(I'm so sorry for tagging yall again I just wanted to save the list somewhere)
@eddiethebanished - youngest sibling
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@ballisticallytestedwensleydale - tax fraud uncle💀
@ali-da-demon - middle child u couldnt forget if you tried
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@parasite-2 / @shortgaything - gay cousin
@ezraisfallingapart -a parent u can go to 4 advice :)
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@url0cal-weird0 - cool witchy queer uncle
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Oh and to see if anyone actually reads all this,
if you came till here, could you like go into the comments and type
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(idk just feels like nobody would read this crap)
#megmcmeg#sheer queer#legends of tumblr#killer queen#divider dump#history huh#dumblydore#megmcbooks#megmcmemes#megmc~insecure girlfriend~#banana
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Dumblydore: Ow! My Arthritis!
Dumblydore: (Trying to be all cool and goffik) ...which I got from...er...playing too much Fortnite, of course!
(Source: Yu-Gi-Oh! The Abridged Series)
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I miss a headcannon for ONE chapter. ONE. Now I come back and what have I recieved on my plate.... a freshly baked PAIN AU CHOCOLAT WITH EXTRA PAIN. ✨👹
CHPT 11:
MC: You'll come with me right..?
Regulus: Always.
Harry: I fucking hate being friends with losers who pine after eachother, dear god I need new friends.
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CHPT 12:
MC: I'm going to stay to protect Dumblewhore..
Reg: Yeah, not like he's lived over both our ages combined, no yeah. He definitely deserves another solid year. Could be his defining year.
Harry: *whispering* I think he's being sarcastic-
Reg: Literally, read the room Potter.
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Thanks for the pain. Again! Ahahaha. Ahahahha.
Ahahhahaha. 🖤🖤
(This is a cry for help.)
PLSS this is so funny LOL, but I am sorry for the pain </3. Yes, Harry is indeed sick and tired of the pining going on around him with Reggie/Reader and Hermione/Ron haha. Poor Dumblydore, whomp whomp. But thank YOU, for always coming up with these amazing hc's. I swear I always have to take a minute to compose myself after reading them. I hope to see you again next chapter :) <33
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thinking about My Immortal and it's been ages since we read it, but we just had a mindflash of what if Albert Dumblydore died in it and then all the students held up their middle fingers
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Do you have a favorite Harry Potter character?
well, theres a lot of great characters. albert dumblydore, professor snap, hargrid, loopin, serious blak, ebony dark'ness dementia raven way. but am i going to be completely predictable here? am i...?
also flitwick. i just think hes a very nice guy, seems cool to hang out with. plus i would finally get to be the tall one!
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Ladies, Gentelmen, and Non Binary Folks, I present to you... the last chapter of My Immortal! brought to you by the one and only, Demo – InferKit. lets get this chaos started!
AN: well I hav noffing 2 say but evrt1 stup glamming ok!!111 if any gofik ppl r reading dis den u rok!!!11 omg I stil kant wait 4 da movie!!!1 tom fleton is so hot lol i hop harry wil bekum gofik koz mi frend told me he iz rlly emo in dis book!!!!1111 omfg im leeving dubya pretty soon kant wait!!! Diz wil prolly be da last chaptah until I kum bak.
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“Dat’s mi car!!!!” shooted Draco angrily. But suddenly it was revealied who was in da car. It wuz………….Snape!!!!!
“I shall free you Loopin but first you must help me kill these idiotic donderheads.” he said cruelly from the car as it flew circumamcizing above us. “Ebony Dark’ness Dementia Raven Way must be killed. Den the Dork Lord shall never die!!!!”
“You fucking prep!!!” yelled Draco. Then he loked at me sadly. “I forgot to tell u, Ebony. Snape made me do it with him. I didn’t really have sexx him but he’s a ropeist!!!!”
We all put our clothes on quickly except Satan. We were so scarred!!!!1 But Satan didn’t change. Instead he changed into a man with gren eyes, no nose, a gray robe and white skin. He had changed into………… Voldemont!!!!!!!111
“I knew who thou were all along.” he cackled evilly and sarcastically at me. “Now I shall kill thee all!!!!!!” Thunder came in da room.
“No plz don’t kill us!” pleaded Vampire. Suddenly Willow, B’loody Mary, Diabolo, Ginny, Drocula, Fred and Gorge, Hargrid, McGonagall, Dumblydore, Serious and Lucian all ran in.
“What is da meaning of dis?” Dumblydore asked all angrily and Voldimort lookd away (bcos dumblydore is da only whizard he is scared of.) He did a spell and suddenly his broomstick came to him sexily. Volxemort flew above the roof evilly on his broomstik.
“Oh my goth!” Slugborn gosped. (geddit kos im goffik)
“The Dark Lord shall kill all of you. Then you must submit to him!!!!” Snape ejaculated menacingly.
“You fucking preppy fags!” Serious shouted angrily.
“I know a four-letter word 4 dirt, CRUCIATUS!!!” screamed Harry but da sparks from his wand only hit Draco’s car. It fell down Snap quickly crowled out of it and picked up the cideo camera.
“Oh my fucking god!!!1” I cried becoze the video of me in da bathrum, the video of me dong it wif Drako and the video of Satan doing it with
“If you kill me then deze cideos will be shown to everyone in the skull. Then u can be just like that goffik girl Paris Hillton.” He laughed meanly.
“No!” I scremed. “FYI I hav da picter of u doing it with Loopin!!!!11”
“Whats she talking abott??????” Lupin slurped as he sat in chains.
“I saw 2 she’s gunna show evry1 da picter!!!111” Harry shouted angrily.
“Shut up!!!111’” Lumpkin roared.
“Foolish ignoramuses!!!!!!” yielded Voldemort from his broomstick. “Thou shall all dye soon.”
“Think again you fucking muggle poser!!!!!1” Harry yelled and then he and Diablo and Navel both took out blak guns! But Voldimort took out his own one.
“U guyz are in a Latin stand-of!!!!!!!111” I shouted despariedrly.
“Acco Nevel’s wand!!!11” cried Voldrimort nd suddenly Nevil’s wind was in his hands. “Now I shall kill thee all and Evony u will die!!!!!!!!11111”
He maid lighting come all over da place.
“Save us Ebony!” Dumbledark cried.
I cried sexily I just wanted 2 go 2 the commen room and slit my wrists with mi friends while we watched Shark Attak 3 and Saw 2 and do it with Draco but I knew I had 2 do somefing more impotent.
“ABRA KEDABRA!!!!!!!!!!!11111” I shooted.
And Vold’s body dissappeared in de flames.
We all screamed in apawwards of the gawrsh of tings, including my mom. The picture is going 2 the conney island island museum.
Leon the Loor enspeakd for himself. “Ah, mein freunde, wunderbar! Ganz normal schon! Ich glaube solltet es schon nehmen, dass das gesagt, dass er von Hargrid tatsächlich mal hätte sein kommen müsste, kurz gesagt, aus Geschwindigkeit gebe, ganz kurz gesagt, dass er meinem von Hargrid sehen kann, obwohl ich meinen von Hargrid sehen kann; nämlich dass er meinem von Hargrid sehen kann. Ich glaube nicht, dass er es gar könnte sehen! Ich glaube es ist, dass er es nicht könnte sehen. (And he broke the news to my friends of It )
“At FANG’S HEARTS!!!111”
And Waffle Jenkins is now in the hospitalfriends.
Bobby, on the other hand, saw a lot of bubbles, a lot of dead deeboyz. And a lot of lying sozinos
And the ‘Train of Thought’ is nothing more than a human-shaped helium balloon drifting through the air.
Bobby is the worst brother in the world. And he’s had his share of deeboyz. But it’s not his fault; he’s on a time loop.
And the time loop is over. Now, for the first time in 9 years, he’s seeing an alert, blathering man on a stick:
NOTE: For those who cannot scroll up, the alert you are reading is for the FANG’S HEARTS movie
Bobby: I’m gonna murder him.
Princess Buttercup: YEH, BUFFY, HEY SISTERS!
*BADASS MOMENT*
So while we’re waiting, let’s play Memory Games. Remember Twilight! YEAH I DO. I love Twilight and read all the books and stuff
YEAH, U GOT TO TAKE MY PICKS
LET’S GET STARTED
SAVAGE
LOSER
SINS OF THE PAST
FREAK
SUNRISE
THIS WAY TO SAVAGE
HIT YA
TO HELL WITH YOU
MISSING
MISSING HEART
WILD, AM I!
MISSING HEART
DEAD END, MY HEART
DEAD END I SWEAR TO EVERYTHING I AM
FIND ME ASSHOLE
BADBOT
ROBOT
GOOD MORNING
ASS OF RAGE
MOTHERFUCKER
BOO
DEAD END
FANG’S HEARTS
I BITE MY OWN LEG
COMMON MISTAKE
THE SHITTY END
DEAD END THE SHITTY END SHITTY END
MOMENTUM
DON’T FLOAT FAST
LONGEST HALF-HOUSE ENDING EVER
MISSING HEART
FAILURE
WHICH MAN
SO WHICH SISTER
MISSING HEART
MISSING HEART
MISSING HEART
MISSING HEART
…
Bobby: I’m going to kill him.
Princess Buttercup: YEH, BUFFY, HEY SISTERS!
*BADASS MOMENT*
And that, for my beloved Princess Buttercup’s golden birthday, is how you ride a roller coaster. “This guy’s going on a roller coaster.”
Now that you’ve all been adequately terrified, let’s go to the pics and shut up for a bit.
And, thank you all for coming. I’ll have another EP and then some other fun stuff by Christmas.
(Yeah, then you’ll die… it’s a long story)
See you all in a bit,
wafflejenkins
P.S. If you’re curious about how this story has unfolded, the one below shows the first time Waffle ever made an appearance.
Then the second time. And now a 3rd time…
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This sure was a wild ride. Tara turned into wafflejenkins for some reason. dunno how that happened.
#my immortal#ebony dark'ness dementia raven way#fanfiction#bad fanfiction#wtf did i just read#ai#written by ai
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