#eskel and lil bleater are chillin

[witcher-incorrect-quotes]

Geralt : Eskel isn’t answering the phone

Ciri : I’ll call

Geralt : Lambert and I have both tried six times each, what makes you thi-

Eskel : Hello?

#geralt #geralt of rivera #geralt of rivia #incorrect quotes #incorrect witcher quotes #witcher incorrect quotes #ciri #ciri and geralt #witcher lambert #lambert #help i'm falling in love with eskel #eskel and lil bleater are chillin #witcher eskel #eskel

[artistsfuneral]

The Witcher - Adventure Time

@hailhailsatan​ at this point I just couldn’t stop myself :D

lil carrot boy :3 i luv him

[more witcher time] [my ko-fi]

#the witcher #artistsfuneral about the witcher #the witcher fanart #eskel #lambert #lil bleater #goat daddy #carrot boy #adventure time #adventure time fanart #sometimes i wonder if the fandom is portraying the witchers as too soft but then i look at my own headcanons and am like naaaaah #lambert is baby and no one can stop me #no swords this time cuz they're just chillin with the fam #yes im using the same background again dont at me #artistsfuneral draws

[witcher-incorrect-quotes]

Geralt : How did none of you hear what I just said?

Ciri : I’ve been zoned out for the past two and a half hours.

Lambert : I got distracted about halfway through.

Eskel : Ignoring you was a conscious decision.

#geralt #geralt of rivera #geralt of rivia #incorrect quotes #incorrect witcher quotes #witcher incorrect quotes #ciri #ciri and geralt #witcher lambert #lambert #help i'm falling in love with eskel #eskel and lil bleater are chillin #witcher eskel #eskel #witcher ciri

[witcher-incorrect-quotes]

Eskel : Why are Geralt and Ciri sitting with their backs to each other?

Lambert : They had a fight.

Eskel : Then why are they holding hands?

Lambert : They get sad when they fight.

#geralt #geralt of rivera #geralt of rivia #incorrect quotes #incorrect witcher quotes #witcher incorrect quotes #ciri #ciri and geralt #help i'm falling in love with eskel #eskel and lil bleater are chillin #witcher eskel #eskel #witcher lambert #lambert

[witcher-incorrect-quotes]

Geralt : *Trying to fill out legal paperwork stuff* Were you guys born?

Eskel : Bold of you to assume I was born at all.

Lambert : I personally was created in a lab.

Ciri : I just straight up spawned lol.

#geralt #geralt of rivera #geralt of rivia #incorrect quotes #incorrect witcher quotes #witcher incorrect quotes #ciri #ciri and geralt #witcher lambert #lambert #help i'm falling in love with eskel #eskel and lil bleater are chillin #witcher eskel #eskel

[witcher-incorrect-quotes]

Eskel minding his own business hand feeding lil bleater some grass:

Everyone else inciting chaos:

[Geralts chasing Lambert around with his sword, while rocking a new hair cut]

[Lambert is laughing in Vesemir's hat, scissors in hand]

[Vesemir is trying to settle the horses]

[Ciri is starting a fire, avallac'h is trying to make her stop]

[Yennefer is with Triss drinking wine watching what's going down]

[Roach is stuck in a tree, scorpion is worried]

Eskel: this is fine. Everything is fine, right lil bleater?

#toss a coin to your witcher #witcher ciri #witcheredit #witcher geralt #white wolf #geralt of rivera #geralt of rivia #yenneferthewitcher #yennefer of vengerberg #yennefer #witcher eskel #eskel #witcher lambert #lambert #lil bleater #eskel and lil bleater are chillin #eskel is adorable #incorrect witcher quotes #witcher incorrect quotes #incorrect quotes #the witcher #the witcher roach #roach is the best horse #scorpion #scorpion and roach are friends

[witcher-incorrect-quotes]

No one:

Not a soul:

Not even roach:

Eskel: no one touches lil bleater.

#toss a coin to your witcher #witcheredit #witcher eskel #eskel is adorable #eskel and lil bleater are chillin #eskel #help I'm falling in love with eskel #falling hard #if this ain't a mood #idk what is #witcher incorrect quotes #the wicher #incorrect witcher quotes #incorrect quotes