#even if he wouldnt admit it

[nibinsects]

#santa but. EVIL!!!! #jk he is not that evil #big dad moment #even if he wouldnt admit it #a hat in time #snatcher #hat kid #nib art

[fyodorkitkat]

If the PM had somehow been the primary target of all of these plots instead of the ADA I firmly believe half of the situations could have been solved with Kajii. I understand he isn't popular but listen there is a reason he is who they pull out first with a hat trick when shit gets real.

#like PM roundtable meeting have we tried bombing Fukuchi? no? Lets send Kajii #prison arc. easy peasy Kajii. you can just put him in prison for other reasons if he didnt get jailed in place of Dazai then you only have #to sneak the lemon bombs in #this is assuming the ADA gets vamped in this reverse situation instead of the PM #but you know who wouldnt hesitate to bomb the crap out some vamps to death? Kajii. look it isnt what you want but you cant deny it would be #effective #he is isnt even one of my faves but I have to admit as long as he isnt giving his philosophical rants and getting distracted by his own ego #dude is effective af yeah? #bsd kajii #bsd #also dont ask me how he literally would solve the prison arc because i legit was just thinking you know who could have already killed #fyodor if Fyodor can be killed? Kajii. also his bombs arent the ability so all those anti ability walls can still be blown up by his #bombs then. checkmate. #thank you for coming to my crack ada pm swap au ted talk

[overtake]

my 2024 driver ranking. thanks to @reigningmax for tagging me so that everyone can publicly discover I’m quietly the number one lando anti 😭

I don’t actually know who has already done this so sorry if this is a repeat, but I’ll tag @rb19 @blorbocedes @alexalbonbon @tyrannosaurus-maxy @karlmarxverstappen and you can find the sorter here if you wanna do it!

#alex being tied w lance is pretty fair #i think my charles and lando rankings might be cause for controversy but it is what it is #no h8 to charles #the low rankings through him are just indifference really #h8 to lando though ❤️ #* #anti lando #<- for the anon who asked me to add that! #i really only post about lando when he interacts with drivers i like #so dw i shouldn’t need to use that tag again lol #i wouldnt have even admitted to being an anti if this ranking didnt out me as one

[hella1975]

pulled a sickie 😎 <- shaking like a wet dog

#one of these days I really am gonna have to admit that I’m fundamentally a people pleaser #who feels physically sick if I think someone’s mad at me. like girl your manager is not gonna hunt you down with a gun for this #relax. chill even #‘if you’re ill you’re ill’ I KNEW HE WOULDNT BE MAD FUCK SAKE #TOOK ME 20 MINS TO WORK MYSELF UP TO ASK FOR IT OFF AND ALL 😭 stupid bitch oh my days #me: I have manipulated every situation I’m in to ensure everyone loves me and is never mad at me #me when no one is mad at me: what the fuck. start yelling NOW I refuse to have stressed over nothing #hella goes home

[stupidrant]

i think the most we will get is PC release (if that) this year but that means we gotta deal with those trolls bc changing angrb0da’s skin color is such a big deal to these mfs and i still dont understand that sweet baby inc shit bcuz all the information im seeing is just bundled bullshit LMFAOOO i feel like her actual character gets overshadowed by the made up problems and no one actually talks abt HER as a character or even analyses her fr (outside of here ofc) lol sms abt to make a banger with her and atreus istg

#Truth be told i dont even wanna talk abt this anymore but this topic gets brought up pretty much every week atp #How weird is it that u would only accept her if she were white #Thats literally you admitting you like her character but her being black is a deal breaker #I feel like no matter how much they want her to be a white girl changing her skin wouldnt change their opinion abt her #Theres this one (big) acct in particular thats constantly shitting on rag and its like bro u need to just leave if ur not happy #or take a long ass break and come back at times and then leave again cuz hes just miserable as fuck and yall know exactly who im talking ab #I do see more people getting annoyed with this topic and i dont blame them #its getting super out of hand and dragged out atp #Once again i do not want ppl to like her out of PITY. she deserves a very honest group of fans and if those fans are ppl #That disliked her at first but started to like her later on thats fine as long as its out of being genuine #I cannot wait for her to gain more fans fr but i have to be careful what i wish for bcuz i dont want ppl to become too crazy lol #I might just post smth on that god forsaken reddit as an appreciation post of her or smth idk yet LMFAOOO #I for sure will have to be more brave and visible with my love for her one of these days #also very grateful for that one ragnarok vp. he loves angie for sure #Anyways #Love angie for life #Gow #god of war ragnarok #rant

[kingcunny]

do you think that in the universe where rhaenicent happens daemon would be okay with it. had a thought to where he would at first be insane because He was cheated on but then he’d be into it because technically through throuple pemdas he’s sharing a wife with viserys.

throuple pemdas im laughing. his wife once removed.

im imagining the alicent x rhaenyra happening after rhaenyra takes kings landing, during the “queen in chains” era. and yeah at first it drives daemon insane. cause daemon inherited viserys ‘i can cheat on my loved ones but they cant cheat on me’. so it breaks his heart that hes not ‘enough’ for rhaenyra.

but then he justifies it to himself as like, ‘well rhaenyra just took alicent as a war prize shes not *really* in love with her.’ and then ‘rhaenyra *is* viserys so shes only picking up where he left off. if anyone has a right to claim alicent its her.’ right? :) right?? :)

then he pseudo kidnaps nettles and makes her watch while he goes on a bender that ends with him murder suiciding his nephew. that has NOTHING to do with his wife taking a mistress. dont say that it did.

#and another thing im not mad. please dont put in the newspapers i got mad #no hes not okay with it but he wouldnt admit it even under torture #rhaenyra targaryen #daemon targaryen #alicent hightower #alicent x rhaenyra #asoiaf #asks #my posts

[butchjess]

milo wanting jess to die is so funny how on earth they could have pulled that off in a slice of life family drama/comedy is unfathomable to me. how would they even have written that. he gets hit by a bus. he slips on a banana peel and hits his head dying instantly. but okay. seriously. the “jess haunts the narrative forever” thing would be 5000x worse and lorelai couldnt even say anything bad about him ever she almost says something about him and stops mid-sentence and rory is staring at her like no what were you going to say say it im fine im over it already say it just say it. and she says it and its just a stupid joke about how at least dean fixed the porch light that one time and rory doesnt talk for the rest of the night. the next morning lorelai voice kid im so sorry. im sorry. rorys staring blankly at the tv screen mom i’m literally fine :) <- is going to throw up in the toilet later bc of this. the j-word. luke and rory can’t look each other in the eye for like 4 years bc they both cope the same exact way which is avoiding everything forever. seeing guys who resemble ur ex and pursuing them no longer just about getting over that relationship now about chasing down the ghost of the only person you ever really loved to try and find them again but it is never them. s5 rory breakdown about her life and future that carries on into s6 but there is no jess to knock her head back on. she just has to do it herself. like jess would have done, if he could have lived long enough to do it.

#jess mariano #rory gilmore #literati #i was joking but then i started getting emotional about it #dead jess. dead as hell…………. #she would dedicate the book she eventually writes to him and richard. #it wouldnt be like that one movie w justice smith jess isnt like a manic pixie depressed dream boy who dies hes just like a person. who she #knew and loved and cared about more than she ever even admitted to herself. but he was like. just a guy… and thats the beauty of it #okay maybeee im losing it abt this idea. damn. #gilmore girls

[aroacettorney]

dont mind me. im simply just putting together a ludgercasey angst collection.

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#aro ludgercasey propaganda #''why cant u be normal abt them'' how can i be normal abt them when solid 80% of their interactions is either angst or stemmed from angst. #even their ''fluff'' moments were also angst. #literally no one does angst like they do. #ludger prefers to keep most of his connections extremely impersonal/professional. #but whether or not he wants to admit it theirs on the other hand simply does not... fit in that category. #he'd even tried to convert it that way but it just didnt stick bc neither of them could help but be themselves around each other lmfao. #ludger is seemly still oblivious to caseys attempt to mend their personal relationship. #which is not too surprising considering he was also oblivious to the existence of their past relationship. #after all there was no reason for him to believe that casey would want to have anything to do with him. except maybe putting him in jail. #so pushing her away seems to be the most logical decision right? personal relationship is a luxury to him anyway. #alas casey who wanted to believe in their past friendship takes it as a sign that ludger has no interest in maintaining it. #she now has to take a step back because ''if you force a relationship it may become more estranged.'' #so unless he takes the initiative they are likely stuck in this limbo. #(casey might use impersonal excuses to stay around but rn its all up to ludger to change the nature of their relationship) #casey girlie forget him i would have treated you so much better... is what i would have loved to say. #i wouldnt be suffering this much if ludger wasnt clearly holding himself back most of the time / if it was completely one-sided from casey. #i dont know if this is a slow burn or hurt no comfort but if casey gets no closure im gonna commit arson 😔

[alsojnpie]

HI hopefully this isn't a weird question to ask, but i was just wondering if you have any particular headcanon for what Papyrus would look like as a human?? :00

no it's not a weird question!! I'm delighted you asked me! but i hope you don't mind my answer which is: i hate thinking about that!!!!!! if i think about him being a human i am not attracted to him AT ALL and it feels weird! if he somehow got turned into a human i would cry real tears! sometimes i think about that just to check if anything changed but it never has!!!! SOMETIMES I THINK ABOUT THAT as angst fodder because it would be a pure tragedy if he somehow became a human!!!!!!!

oh anyway i just realized i didn't answer your ACTUAL question because you didn't ask me how i felt about it. as for his looks i have zero feelings. EXCEPT!!!! that he would have the cutest smile in the world to me. (that means it would look exactly like my husband's smile)

#ok wait it's funny to me to suddenly realize. his teeth wouldnt need to change if he became human????? #my husband has multiple gap teeth #so yes it would need to change (from canon depiction) #eheheheheHEHEHEHE it would be so cute #but still a tragedy!!!!!! I've never been attracted to a human in my life!!! #i absolutely have the capacity to be attracted to fictional characters(nonhuman) though #AAAAAAAAAA it's embarrassing to admit but. i think the goofier they are #😡😡 the greater that capacity is #nnnnnnnooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOO IT'S JUST MY GENUINE FEELINGS DO YOU UNDERSTAND!!! THERE'S NO JOKES TO SHIELD MYSELF WITH!!!!! #ah. #you: hi hopefully this isn't a weird question :) *sweetly asks a very normal question* #me: *answers you with incoherent yelling and thrashing about* ＼(◎o◎)／＼(◎o◎)／＼(◎o◎)／(maybe also it was rude idk i never know if so I'm sorry #sorry!! it's just a subject i have many thoughts and feelings attached to. ehe. hope you will forgive my honest answer :} #ngl i dont even like thinking of my own self as a human #i much prefer being a deformed vaguely person shaped blob

[stephaniedola]

i know hes my childhood friend and like we def have fun talking about all kinds of things but also hes literally just sooo annoying sometimes about the stupidest things like i simply cannot relate to his level of insecurity and buying into societal rules

#thots et al #'wearing the same shirt for 2 days in a row around the house makes me feel sad and lazy' #im a disabled autist i have been wearing the same rick and morty shirt around the house for the last week and i have zero feelings abt it #but like that alone wouldnt bother me so much but its coupled with CONSTANT bitching and moaning about shit idgaf about #like his stupid ideas of what he wants in a girl or how girls act and why hes still single #and his refusal to just listen to me when i tell him hes being stupid and he even admits i tell him the blunt truth #[screams in aromantic] #i literally just can't. i've always thought he was obnoxious even tho we were family friends but as adults it died down a bit #we've been getting along more overall but idfk man i feel like his therapist im so tired

[kraviolis]

im glad belos got what he deserved and is actually fully gone for good and wont ever hurt anyone ever again, but its also really funny and fascinating to think about shoving luz and ghost-belos into a locked room together where neither of them can physically harm each other and just force them to have an actual honest conversation for once

#krav talks #toh #toh spoilers #they wouldnt even try to convince the other to come to their senses. been there done that. even belos has to admit that he lost and luz won #nah they'd end up talking extensively about magic theory. #if belos was forced to be civilized and talk to luz like a fuckin equal for once he'd end up infodumping. i know it #also he'd ask so many questions about what the human realm is like after 400 years #belos could explain some things and luz could explain some things and they wouldnt 'bond' persay but more a grudging mutual respect #luz threatens to withhold information whenever he strays too close to any sort of 'witches are the spawn of satan and must die' talk #belos does the same when luz tries to preach about how witches are good and that his god probably isnt even real #so they dance around those topics bcus they both have constant hunger for knowledge and will make compromises to get it #and luz knows belos cant hurt anyone anymore so denying him it is pointless #he's also surprisingly really fun to debate with. at least about stuff that dont have any moral or ethical implications #like glyph combinations neither of them attempted before #i can fully imagine belos insisting that using fire and ice in such a way would only backfire #but luz arguing the opposite because of the way they interacted together in this other combo that she used once #but neither of them can prove it bcus the glyphs dont work anymore so it never really escalates beyond concepts

[358-2-genders]

Hi guys I'm finally playing Ace Attorney

(Dont spoil in the notes I'm only on the last day of turnabout goodbyes on the first game and I'm not even done with this case yet)

EDGEWORTH BABYGIRL YOU ARE THE *DEFENDANT* AT THE WITNESS STAND DONT SAY OBJECTION AND POINT. BABYGIRL DONT SAY *ANYTHING*. BABYGIRL PLEASE. BABYGIRL

#miles is my babygirl we're in love btw. and you cant prove otherwise because obviously he wouldnt even admit it if it was true #heart.txt #im not tagging who i am as an alter on this one... my friends already know damn well of the answer but i will not plead guilty to this.

[bonesrbleaching]

had the most braindead repetitive conversation/argument with my parents. buzz cuts are too masculine but if you dye a design on it it become effeminate which is bad because then you look weak and if youre weak then society falls apart (all societies ever that have fallen apart for any reason are actually because of feminine men) and we start sacrificing babies. and also all mental illness is invented because only 4 people had anxiety in the 90s and covid was made up so that we would all become gay and trans and then the government can control us better and be joe biden's little sex slaves. and also i need to keep my hair long because my father finds it attractive. what

#lolaa.txt #what do i even tag this with . my mother wouldn't let me leave and i kept asking for sources and she kept saying 'i'm your mother!!!' #'i wouldnt lie to you!' #okay. say that to someone maybe who doesnt know you lie to them all the time. #its tiring going around in circles with her.my father is better because at least he admits when he doesnt have a reason for feeling some wa #also what got me. she said 'do you own research if you want!! but im right!!!' #yeahh not seeing anything about anything you just said. i think you made that up. #i have a theory that my mother secretly hates herself because she believes all women are weak and must serve strong men #and my father has so so much trauma and anxiety that he cant be that strong man #so now she feels like shes betraying her very biology when she has to step up. #and also because i am stronger than her now and my hair is long and far far denser than hers and i have a younger face #that she feels that im wasting my precious femininity that she could be using. does that make sense. #shes so miserable trapped in her idea of what makes a man and a woman what they are. once you stop caring about what makes someone somethin #you dont have to worry about anyone else. #im queer because i dont really feel that connection to biological and social ideas of gender that my parents seem to #never really have #im not gonna theorize 'ohh shed be happier nonbinary' or stuff like that because it is up to you and you alone to define who you are #if you spend your whole life trying to fit a box for the sake of fitting the box #then when would you have any space for self discovery #youve invented personality traits to go along with your box. now you can never ever change or grow as a person. congrats #and you know what? one day she will die. and that will be the end of that. #and i will live and i will probably shave my head a thousand times. and come up with new names #and new ways to be a better person that makes me feel happy #and i will dress like a boy because its all made up anyways. who cares. #and if you care? that much about what im wearing or how i look? #then thats your problem and i wont be responsible to maintain your happiness. #SORRY RANT OVER. #im just so flabbergasted. what a sad life someone can lead poisoned by jealously and reactive rhetoric. #tw homophobia #tw transphobes

[jebiknights]

Forever crazy to me when people write characters who have canonically (or semi-canonically in Legends) struggled with the Dark side brush Anakin off as a lost cause. Obviously in order to return to the Light you have to want to, I do get that and the characters are likely going to know that, too. But it's just so disingenuous to me when people have these characters be unforgiving and skeptical, ignoring that character's past and experiences. I'm not sure if it's just a lack of knowledge of the characters in question or if they just like using characters as Anti-Anakin/Vader mouthpieces but it really takes me out of a story.

#ngl this is mostly about quinlan vos but like idk! the jedi are about forgiveness! #and doing better! #and i want to clarify like i get that vader is constantly choosing not to repent until luke i understand that #and i get to an extent that by the ot some of the remaining jedi like yoda have lost faith that he could return #but i read a fic where quinlan was warning obiwan OFF OF LUKE??? WHO IS A KID??? #bc 'they had no clue anakin would fall either' LIKE NO WHY WOULD QUINLAN #QUINLAN!!! #WHO WAS CREATED IN AND FOR LEGENDS! #WHO FAMOUSLY NEARLY LOST HIMSELF TO THE DARK SIDE WHILE UNDERCOVER! #WHOS FAMILY TRIED TO ASSASSINATE HIM AT AGE 6 #JUDGE LUKE FOR HIS FATHERS CRIMES? #AND THEN ACT LIKE ANAKIN WAS ALWAYS DESTINED FOR DARKNESS? #ill admit i havent read the 'canon' book that he is in yet maybe he said some bullshit in that that led people to follow this train #of thought but like hm #feels bad scoob #i think if it had just been quinlan saying something shitty about anakin it wouldnt have bothered me as much #even tho i hate the fanon that anakin hates quinlan/quinlan doesnt like anakin #but like... LUKE??? #thats not my quinlan THATS NOT #fandom wank #comm chatter #wow that was a long rant in the tags sigjirgs #the fic was so good otherwise too

[1amsprint]

Summer 24, Year 1

sebastian motorcycle heart event 😚

#normally i pick the 1st option but honestly i'd be kinda nervous to ride one irl... even though i wouldnt admit it lmao #wanted to see what would happen if i chose the 3rd #this mf think he's slick 😭😭😭 #(he kinda is) #sebastian sdv #slow burn mel x sebastian in progress #heart events

[skunkg1rll]

...

#idk i just feel so scared????? men are soooo terrifying #like i can think a guy is normal then the more i learn pfc he gets off to rape!!! #like it really feels like all men love rape and idk it's just so... #even if they use the excuse of only fantasizing abt it .. theyre fantasizing abt raping someone (mostly raping women lol) #if they watch a show and a horrific rape scene comes on they get turned on. bc they like the idea of raping a woman. they like rape itself #if i watch a scene like that i get distressed nd heartbroken nd sad bc *i* see the humanity of the woman nd the extreme pain nd suffering #she's being caused. i dont get turned on???? i feel sad and feel empathy for her #but men dont feel empathy for pieces of meat that much is clear #idk its just so sick and vile that they see a woman being caused extreme pain and they like it #they get turned on??? wtf is wrong w them how can u even do that?? #and im supposed to.... be in a relationship w a man??? who doesnt view me as a human who gets off on hurting nd abusing women..... #like even him i love said that he got off on the idea of me being asleep nd not being able to consent skksksks #how do u think like that abt someone u supposedly love????? if i love a woman i'd never think abt hurting her or seeing her in distress???? #and if you're w a guy who openly admits to jacking off to raping you how do u know that he wont actually do it? #if hes in a situation w you nd he has the opportunity means nd motivation nd he knows u wouldnt say anything.. why would he not rape u??? #idk men are so fkn terrifying i dont rlly wanna be anywhere near any man like theyre so sick #rape is heinous. and clearly men dont care bc theyre always the rapists so why would they care abt the fear of being raped #no idk. even if i love a man sm it hurts i dont think its safe or smart to be with one. they'll always rape or abuse or hurt u