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Oh I was living my best life while seeing Nicki. I had a blast and she put on a show. This was my first time seeing her and it for sure won't be the last. I have loved her since 2009 when I heard two classmates rapping itty bitty piggy. I have always loved female rap since I was young and there was no one popping off at that time then Nicki came to save female rap. It was such an emotional moment. ❤️
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PG and klay? Explain please
they Kiss.
LISTEN nothing Validates a bee more then two men wearing two similar outfits at two different times. Eccentric boat driver who babies his boat meets equally eccentric pilot who babies his plane. They race. They argue. Pg tries landing on Klays ship. Klay kills him. They kiss. It just makes SENSE to me but of COURSE im gonna help shed Light to the ethereals above ! Patron Saint of.. being a patron Saint! SO OBVIOUSLY, i have good reasons to put these two together and it's that they're both . Hot. Obviously. IM KIDDING i have more OK LISTEN just Listen
THEIR WHOLE THING is that it sounds Absurd. Because it DOES. and it IS. And that's why they're GREAT. On the surface they might have their stark differences, but i feel like emotionally they're Very similar and faced some similar things! Even their relationships with others are similar! But also not? It's that kinda foil kinda not comparison that's so unexplainable but interesting. They're both malewives to a girlboss (steph, kawhi). They both got a friend who feels very deeply which can get him in some fights (draymond, pat bev). They're goin different paths marked with similar stones but think they're totally different travelers just cus they see sights. Pg and klay carry the same chill possibly cryptic vibe when they're just having a good time with friends, but when something irks them, they can act a Lil a fool.. ( they both got leo moon disease.) Klay will throw up a shot he shouldn't cause he feels like he needs to be doing more so expectations won't be his downfall, pg will call a buzzerbeater a bad shot cause he's disappointed and disrespected. They're SIMILAR but the holy shit somebody is playin that nursery rhyme but Edgy shit on the speakers rn.. now i know what everyone's complainin about holy shit this song sucks! ANYWAYS they're way more similar than one would think, ESPECIALLY them. Cus they HAVE talked before... you kinda gotta in nba. That's why it's a league of people who have sex with each other. Tumblrinas are just talking on what's happened, what's BEEN happenin!! i mean LOOK AT THIS SHIT! SEX RIGHT BEFORE OUR EY E S !!!
Heads and tails of a coin men interacting. 100 killed 500 critically injured. Why they rubbin their Bodies so hard bro! It's just nervous mannerisms? Why do you, as a Man, have nervous mannerisms when engaging in a battle of Tongue with Another Man ? Hm 🤨? Scientists would like to know 🤔! Pg's little elbow rub, klay musing over his thoughts while smoothing over his hands. The article is about pg and klay discussing their future together and naturally chose a photo of pg asking klay out to prom! It just makes sense! They Kiss! They kissed!!
to be more In Depth, pg was still on the pacers but he was on his last year with his contract. And klay was coming to new discussions of HIS contract. Plus with it being the Olympics aka Tampering Holiday, it was a PERFECT time for pg to STRIKE!!! to ask klay out for A DATE! A date involving Los Angeles lakers unfortunately. But a date nonetheless!!!
Klay turned him down unfortunately. Not for the date though, he went the one day but he didn't want anything serious. Pg is charming, possible boyfriend material, but for like three days max. No way they could survive a Serious relationship. They both think the other is Too negative for something while they're too positive for something. Klay feels like pg is too immature compared to himself who is too mature. He waits until hes at a higher level to respond to criticism. But pg feels like klay is too tied down compared to himself who is too loose. Klays too busy pining for Mr golden boy steph while pg is free to chase whomever without weight. BUT THEY BOTH SHARE THE FACT THAT THEY LIKE HAVING HIGHER PERCEPTIONS OF THEMSELVES COMPARED TO OTHERS! Yeah they might have different THOUGHTS but they have similar thinking Processes. They bond on a problem but because it's a problem, they just refuse to really talk so they wont have to acknowledge it. Ships that have more in common than they think yet refuse to think is just MWAH. So complex so compelling! GOIN OFF pgs Olympic flirtations...
Think injuries. They both had injuries they had to climb back from. Are WORKING to climb back from. Maybe klay visited pg after that awful leg incident. Showed pg he's not some tied down smhuck working all for the efforts of one guy as pg likes to believe he is. And cause of klays actions, pg calls klay when he's rehabbing off HIS injury, which in turn shows klay that pg has more character to him than once thought. IT'S THE WAY they both can Change each other by actually putting effort into helping the other. They're two gears that need to spin in each other's directions in order to get the motor movin, NAMEAN? They got an unlikely relationship where one builds off another, and NO ONE expects it. That's what makes it so GOOD. It's UNEXPECTED unlocked potential! That starts something new! And GOOD! When no one takes anything serious, nothin gets done. But when they really start makin an effort to get connected, shit happens
IN SHORT
Guy who thinks guy is cringe + guy who thinks guy is cringe = Unexpected Romance of a Lifetime
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if ur ballin im fallin 4 u 💸😍✨
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Hello! Seeing this blog was an insta-follow. JW, did u do a translation somewhere of…whatever this is? https://youtu.be/tfAqq15hv5s?si=xXzvWG1ImZ_qGGGb
I’d love to know what she’s saying, I’m scraping and scrounging for more Goromi content. There *is* a translation in the comments section, but it’s worded strangely…
hey thanks!! I am waaaaaaaaay less confident in translating spoken stuff, especially with Goromi's wildly fluctuating accent and general screeching but at one point I did go through and do some of the easier ones. however!! a kind soul has transcribed everything in the comments since the last time I checked so I'm doing this proper now. under a cut because it got long lol
italics is Goromi dropping into the masc Majima-style voice
0:00 どーもー ゴロ美でーす。真島? あ? 誰やそれ つべこべ言わんと はよドンペリ入れんかい!
Hiii I'm Goromi. Majima? Huh? Don't talk about whoever that is, hurry up and bring out the Dom Perignon!
0:13 はぁあん 仕事もできる女 それがゴ・ロ・美 またモテてまうわぁ はぁ 参るなぁ
Haaa~ A woman can do work too. That's Go - ro - mi. She'll be popular again. Haa~ Give me a call~
0:28 めっちゃジロジロ見られたわぁ 嫌やわぁ セクハラちゃうー?
I'm gettin' stared at so much. I don't like it. Is this sexual harassment?
0:35 よっしゃー! 暴れるでぇお前らー!
All right! I'm gonna go ballistic on you all!
0:39 あ? パンツ見えてる? だからなんやねん
Huh? Ya can see my panties? Watch where you're lookin'!
0:46 あーあ 早う桐生ちゃん来んかのぉー
Ahhhh… won't Kiryu-chan hurry up~?
0:53 なんや 俺は安い女とちゃうで
What is it? I ain't a cheap gal.
0:59 あ? パンツ見えてる? いやーんこのドスケベー 目ん玉くり抜いたろかぁ!
Ya can see my panties? Ooooh ya perv~! I'll gouge out your fuckin' eyes!*
1:08 いやーん ええ飲みっぷりやないかぁ ちょっと見直したでぇ
Oooh, you seem like ya can hold your drink~ I'm startin' to come around on ya~
1:16 うち 強い奴が好きやねん うちを その気にさせたいんならぁ 殺す気で来いやぁ!
Me, I like strong guys. If ya want me to like you… then ya better come at me like ya want me dead!*
1:27 やだ ゴロ美ったらドキドキしてる 気に入ったでぇ おぉ! ドス持ってこいやぁ! いっちょやり合おうやないかー!
No way, ya got Goromi's heart all flutterin'. Oh! This is perfect for my dagger! Time to fight!"
1:39 うちも一杯もらってええか? 今日はなんだか飲みたい気分やねん
Is it alright if I get one too? Today I'm in the mood to drink.
1:48 はい どーぞっ! ゴロ美特性 ゲロマズカクテルやでぇ なぁ 飲めや
Here you go! Goromi's special super yucky cocktail! …Hey, drink it.
1:57 桐生ちゃん 驚くやろなぁ
Kiryu-chan's a surprisin' guy~
2:01 ゴロ美 ドキドキしちゃう
You're gonna make Goromi's heart flutter.*
2:04 うちが ナンバーワンキャバ嬢 ゴロ美や 覚えときー
I'm the number one cabaret girl Goromi, ya better remember that.
2:12 ヒーヒッヒヒヒー 惚れても知らんでぇ
Hehehehee not my fault if you're fallin' for me~*
2:16 ますますべっぴんになってくでぇ
I'm becoming more and more beautiful~
2:20 奇麗なバラには トゲがあるんやでぇ
A beautiful rose still has its thorns.
2:26 魔性の女 それがゴロ美やでぇ
Goromi, a woman with a devilish nature~
2:31 ゴロ美の新たな魅力 感じてやぁ
Experience Goromi's fresh new glamor.
2:36 ふぉーん なかなか見どころあるやないかぁ ま、けどアフターはお預けや
There's a lot of good things to see, aren't there? Well, that will have to wait for the after hours date.
2:45 やるやないかぁ へえぇ ゴロ美アフター権 進呈したるわ このボケがぁ!
Well it can't be helped. I'm presentin' ya with the rights to an after hours date with Goromi. Ya dumb ass!
2:56 ご指名 おおきに
Thank ya for requestin' me.*
2:59 男女がやる事いうたらー 喧嘩しかないやろがぁ!
There's a thing that men and women do together… They fight each other!
3:06 か弱いレディーに 何するんじゃボケェ!
This weak lady, what the hell are ya doin' to her, idiot!
3:10 あかーん そんなんじゃゴロ美は濡れへんでぇ!
Siiiilly, that kind of thing won't get Goromi wet! (tl note: I……………………. I feel like there's something I'm misreading here. but. turns out I'm not!!)
3:14 当店はお触り禁止じゃぁ!
We don't allow touching in this establishment!!!
3:17 野暮な男は嫌いやでぇ!
I hate men with no manners!!
(tl note: the rest of these are various battle callouts)
3:24 ボトル入りまーす!
Bottle comin' through!
3:26 これ うちの名刺!
Here's… my business card!
3:30 ゴロ美に惚れたら 火傷するでぇ!
If ya fall for Goromi… You're gonna get burned!
3:35 お客様は神様 なわけあるかボケェ!
The customer is king… what a stupid idea!
3:41 イーヒッヒヒヒー 太客認定したるわぁ!
Eeehehehehee, I just bagged a big spender!
3:46 シャンパン入りまーす!
Champagne comin' through!
3:49 花は いつか散るんやでぇ
Flowers will… always scatter…
3:54 終わりがあるから 美しいんやでぇ
Because they must end… They are beautiful…
4:01 またのご来店 お待ちしてまーす!
We look forward to seeing you agaaaaiiiin!
4:05 はぁ うちをもっと燃えさす奴はおらんのかいなぁ
Haaa… is there no one left who can get me fired up?
4:11 ゴロ美の「み」は 皆殺しの「み」じゃぁ!
The "mi" in "Goromi" is… from the "mi" in "minagoroshi"! (tl note: wholesale slaughter)
4:16 稼ぎ時を逃さん女 それがゴロ美じゃボケェ!
Goromi, a woman who's never let a chance to make a profit escape her!
4:23 ヒヒッ ゴロ美 ほてってきたでぇ
Hehe, Goromi's burnin' hot!
4:29 ヒヒッ 延長やぁ 当たり前やろ!
Hehe, an extension. Obviously! (tl note: for using a continue in a fight)
4:36 ごっついのぉ
Real strong, huh… (tl note: for losing)
whew! as usual if I fucked something else please tell me some of this stuff gets real in the weeds. all I can do is my best
thanks again for the follow and for suggesting this! I'm real glad I took another look, that minagoroshi line really made me laugh. unrelated to Goromi but I'll have a new event up in a week or so because the one going on right now is so incredibly funny to me. it's a Saejima event. look forward to it
* Edit: a couple of line corrections thanks to @imustbenuts Thank you again!!!
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Oh I was living my best life while seeing Nicki. I had a blast and she put on a show. This was my first time seeing her and it for sure won't be the last. I have loved her since 2009 when I heard two classmates rapping itty bitty piggy. I have always loved female rap since I was young and there was no one popping off at that time then Nicki came to save female rap. It was such an emotional moment. ❤️
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