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[nicholasluvbot]

﹒ᐢ..ᐢ﹒ CUPID SCREWED UP !

﹒ᶻz﹒ BROUGHT TO YOU BY @NICHOLASLUVBOT

IN WHICH 🎀 your best friend, danielle, takes her job of getting couples together very seriously,  and so is called as 'cupid' at sunshine city school. after you tell her about the cute, tall boy with glasses that caught your attention, she makes it her mission to get you two together. but somehow she accidentally mistook his best friend for him… and you're in big trouble now.

STARRING 🎀 byun euijoo x fem!reader

FEATURING 🎀 (&team) ; danielle, hanni and minji from (newjeans) ; sunoo, niki and jake from (enhypen) ; leehan and woonhak from (boynextdoor) + many more...

GENRE 🎀 social media au ; fluff ; crack ; slightly suggestive (if you squint) ; microscopic amount of angst at the end

WARNINGS 🎀 my bad humor ; swearing ; shy joo ; the reader is also very introverted ; everyone else is very annoying and silly

STATUS 🎀 ongoing

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BY THE AUTHOR 🎀 this is one of my favorite smau and even though i had written like... two chapters i wasn't really satisfied with it. so i needed to make some improvements. the story is still the same but i am rewriting this for my own satisfaction. anyways, hope ya'll enjoy <3

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[softgrungeprophet]

Peter Parker swearing:

"Holy @$#%%" - ("Holy shit") (Amazing Spider-Man #597)

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"@☆xxx%#@ bureaucrats!" - ("Goddamn/Fucking bureaucrats!") (Amazing Spider-Man #244)

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"#$%& me" - ("Fuck me.") (Amazing Spider-Man #798)

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"#^&$!&!! Johnny Storm and then %#^@$#$&@! his %@#$^!!" - (your guess is as good as mine) (FF vol 1 #17)

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"Insulate the hell out of it." (bonus dirty talking his own suit, with his tits out) (Sensational Spider-Man vol 2 #27)

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"Aw, #$%&." ("Aw, shit," knowing Slott's Whedon-esque dialogue patterns, but I'm choosing to read it as "Aw, fuck" instead) (Spider-Man vol 4 #10)

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Will add more as I come across them.

I'm trying to amass a collection... literally no reason other than "for funsies" lol — so on the off chance anyone wants to send me any other scenes of Peter swearing or saying questionably inappropriate things, feel free! i just ask you to keep it to 616 comics peter/spidey only, preferably, and please include the issue number 🙏

(also don't send me the panel of Ben cussing out a news reporter (iirc), or panels of Kaine. I'm not putting them in this post cause that doesn't count as Peter; they're different people.)

#nadia reads comics #peter parker #spiderman #I have ideas of what he might be saying in FF no 17 but ultimately it's a mystery #fuck johnny storm and fuck his corpse?? maybe?? or some kind of unspeakable violence that must be censored #(or at least is censored to give the impression that it's the worst thing the reader can think of someone saying XD) #perhaps something about castration? #i almost included the panel where he says ''Me¸ I'm fagged out.'' from marvel team-up no 9 but idk if i consider that swearing necessarily #differences in linguistic roots aside #peter swearing #to make this easy to find and edit #have i mentioned lately that i think dan slott is a bad writer?

[presdestigatto]

Charles Leclerc was so fucking gone for Sebastian Vettel. He was just down so bad his dignity was like six feet under and rotting

#sebchal #just found out about the pictures in the 16 on his danke seb helmet like What The Fuck #normal???? no?????? #just thinking about how the helmet with the sebchal selfies is sitting in seb’s house somewhere #i was legitimately so confused when i found out the helmet was from ad20 and not ad22 because ffs he’s just leaving the team charles #(he was so real) #straight up telling him the team may not appreciate you but I DO!!!

[tacagen]

OKAY MY NEWFOUND AGENT BISHOP TMNT AUDIENCE. ANY THOUGHTS ON WHY THERE ARE

two of them?????

#or at least why he had time to change his jacket to a coat in the middle of a fucking invasion. #dude's got his priorities when it comes to actual alien threat knocking on earth's door in every iteration huh #anyway my theory: those are 2 diff bishops. one may be a clone. the 1st one references 2012 version more while the 2nd is straight up 03 #so i think there is smth up with that. also 1st one's face is catlike like in ff. and both ff and 12 are good bishops! im onto something! #also the headphones but s4 bishop03 battle armor look also had them i think #anyway the person on rise team who saw an alien invasion story and decided to insert not 1 but 2 bishop cameos in there is a genius. #like i feel this decision on every level. there are not enough xenophobic (or not so) fuckers out there. #i expected his cameo ever since i read the synopsis (tho also on the future part bc ff rent free in my head) and i was Not Disappointed. #you do not want to know the level of insanity i instantly reached when i first saw rise movie and got to the second one. #hell im still not over the fact they gave him WORDS #fucking printing those on a tshirt cause THIS IS AN ABSOLUTE WIN #agent bishop #agent john bishop #tmnt bishop #rottmnt #rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles #rise of the tmnt #rottmnt the movie

[thyandrawrites]

Free matsuhana fic concept: the team places mistletoe everywhere in a sweet but misguided effort to get them together, not knowing that they've already been dating for months. They still go along with it, wondering how many heated make out sessions it will take for them to catch on, since the double dates with iwaoi (who actually aren't together yet) haven't been evidence enough

#Matsuhana #Hanamatsu #hanamaki takahiro #Matsukawa issei #Haikyuu #Just posting this here instead of my sideblog for max visibility. Don't mind me #I haven't thought about them in AGES yet this was the first thing on my mind upon waking up this morning #Why a mistletoe fic? In the middle of june? I have no fucking clue #Maybe my subconscious is already craving the cold idk #Anyway this is up for grabs #I've never written hq fics and it's been years since I last read hq ff so I wouldn't know where to begin #But this has chaotic potential and it would be a shame not to let it roam free in the fandom. Hopefully someone can make this justice #Bonus: it's Kyoutani who figures it out the one time he actually shows up to practice #Despite not having seen the senpai in months #Because we all know kyoutani would never go along with the team's bs #Ok that last one is optional. No need to include it. But it made me laugh #Gosh I miss my seijoh children

[stellaskiesno1fan]

Honestly, the amount of yall who would (or in some cases fuckin' did-) actively liveblog apocalypses is. Concerning.

#Srsly how is Galar the most normal about this #WE MADE BEATING UP A MOB AN OFFICIAL PART OF OUR LEAGUE FFS- #pkmn irl #pokeblogging #pokemon irl #pokeblr #pokeblog rp #team yell

[constantvariations]

One of Hello Future Me's videos on revolution brought up an event from the Philippines back in the 80s: the dictator sent a battalion to crush a supposed revolt, only for the soldiers to be met with nuns and children offering food and water. The majority of the army defected as a result

I'm going to use rwby to try hammering this abstract concept into a coherent thought, but this incident got me thinking about how nonviolent protest is theater

If a similar event were to occur in rwby, for it to be successful, the protestors would have to be the cutesy faunus types: rabbits, cats, dogs, and the like because they're non-threatening. Attacking a sweet cat faunus would be akin to attacking a child or nun, paragons of innocence and virtue respectively. Only a monster could cut them down, and no one wants to be seen as a monster

A scorpion faunus, though? Their mere existence is a threat. That tail is dangerous, a weapon available at all times. Bull faunus have horns they can use to gouge out eyes and organs. Claim they attacked and most people would agree that killing them in self-defense is justified

Because nonviolent resistance relies on public perception, people who could possibly taint the image of the movement will get left in the dark no matter how important they are. Bayard Rustin was the one who taught Dr King about civil disobedience and was an organizer for many major events, but he opted to ride to events in the trunk of people's cars so his status as an openly gay man wouldn't harm the movement's image

There would be little wonder why the White Fang would be more popular with the "scarier" faunus. Public perception is already against them, so it's not going to change much for them if they join a violent organization, but this in turn will be seen as justification for discrimination against these types of faunus. A hellish self-perpetuating cycle

These faunus would also be far more likely to experience violence at a much younger age, akin to how black children are treated as adults even if they're literally six years old

The strategy behind nonviolent protest like the ones Dr King did is to show the world the mistreatment of the innocent, but when your existence is deemed a threat, there's little hope that you'll ever get enough support to change the system. This is why bigots constantly spew the "queer groomer" and black crime "statistics": by portraying someone's freedom as a danger to the innocent, any level of violence is justifiable defense. The police aren't attacking queers, black, and brown folk discriminately, they're attacking dangerous criminals, so it's okay!!1!

Theater can't save those already condemned and to try is wasted effort

#rwde #antiblackness tw #<- in the link #Claudette Colvin refused to give up her seat a whole 9 months before Rosa Parks yet wasnt the face of the movement #good choice considering she was only 15 and shoving a teen into the racist public eye is Not Good but her pregnancy was also a major factor #idk hopefully i got the point across #somewhat related is the trend of the privileged being the biggest advocates for peaceful protest #while the ones who've endured violence - both economically and physically - are the ones who call upon violence #which almost always means violent *self defense* #the few occasions ive read where there were actual attacks its been targeted like the BLA ambushing cops #cant say i blame them considering the mcfucking everything the cops had going on #the bpp was basically destroyed by the police and fbi at this point and that was probs a major factor in their decision #and targeted violence was exactly what the white fang was doing before cinder showed up and ruined everything #literally nothing the wf does in the show is actually for faunus liberation bc its all cinder/salems orders!! #and no one is allowed to have a brain or personality or anything so no one questions why theyre suddenly switching targets #gr8 discussion abt activism here shawluna. love that you reduced the anti racism movement to mercenaries to avoid saying anything at all #ffs they even fucked up weiss's side of the convo! obvs the fumbling of blakes ball is much worse but come the fuck on #'the wf may have assassinated company board members and family friends but were teammates now so who cares!! team rwby go!!' #fucking barf

[rhaenin-time]

Seeing the bigoted discourse around HotD as an Indigenous woman from an interracial extended family, one full of 'illegitimate' circumstances of births that the Canadian government has always been SO eager to weaponize, and especially as the daughter of a 60s scoop survivor who found his way back to his birth family which means we navigate belonging to two families, of two different races, in two different ways... it's actually hurtful and a little scary to see all the vitriol levelled against fictional 'illegitimate' children by a MODERN audience.

This is a weird example but it's also the most famous. You know that saying about how you shouldn't insult Trump for his body because he'll never hear or be hurt by it, but the people around you who might share those traits will? How when you insult a powerful or abstract figure in a really low way, that insult is not just for them?

Well, when you express bigotry over fictional characters, obviously said fictional character isn't going to receive it. But real people who share those traits will.

I swear, I know I'm basically setting myself up for a never ending 'to write' list at the moment, but I do intend to someday dive into the subject and SHAME the bigots.

#hotd critical #hotd fandom #asoiaf fandom #ffs even in 'western' culture adoption goes back thousands of years #it's literally how Caesar passed his power to Octavian #And how Matilda's son claimed the throne #not only was adoption a thing in MATILDA'S time but so was weaponizing how easy it is to dispute 'legitimacy' of birth #You know MATILDA? Rhaenyra's historical inspiration? #they were really like: we're not saying it's because she's a WOMAN. The problem is that her mother was “practically a nun!” #making her a bastard even though she was claimed and named by her father who also granted inheritances to many of his known bastards #though for some reason when Stephen agreed to a truce where he adopts her son as heir over his own 'trueborn' son that issue did not come u #bastardphobia is a weapon of the patriarchy wake up you guys #And of course it's been consistently used as a way for the Canadian colonizers to deny rights to both parents and children #hotd #hotd bigotry #asoiaf bigotry #team black #asoiaf #which shouldn't even be a thing because there shouldn't be 'teams' when one is literally team bigotry #anti team green #and anti HBO using bigotry to fuel bad writing to drive engagement with a previously non-existent “team” discourse #i say non-existent bc before hotd TG didn't exist in the same way because the bigotry wasn't obfuscated by misuse of social justice languag #ndn just trying to enjoy online spaces without encountering BIGOTRY at every turn #Yes I'm working on my fic it's complicated because work is complicated #My god in our unholy year 2024 I swear some of you are more bigoted than actual medieval lords #Because even in Matilda's time people would say “we're not bigoted for that OBVIOUS reason! We're bigoted for an 'acceptable' reason”

[daisiesonafield-blog]

So now there are articles about Harry and o talking engagement and articles that Florence is now just showing up for the red carpet and that’s it. This is becoming the entire kitchen sink pr.

This is straight up sewage.

They're really going with the most drama in the lead up to Venice and it's cheap, embarrassing and has 100% 'sullied' Harry's image. His team are IDIOTS and I am so fed up. Congrats Olivia, HSHQ and PR team, you've managed to turn him into a dickhead.

To be fair, those are all pretty irrelevant tabloids that just jump on any fire and add gas to it to get clicks.

But hey, it's accomplishing what they want, bc then you get this:

Which is all the attention they need to drive up interest in a shit movie nobody would see otherwise.

They're saying how Florence is dropping out of promo, how there's bts fights, cheating scandals, the works. They're creating all this drama in the press so EVERYONE wants to watch Venice and click on articles talking about it to know HOW IT ENDED UP GOING. Did Florence show up? Did she slap Olivia in the face on the red carpet? Did Harry Styles defend his girlfriend? Did he sneak off with Florence? Was Chris Pine there? Does he still like Olivia? What did Olivia say about Shia? Did Shia say anything after the red carpet aired?

yeah....it's full on shameless PR for a lost cause movie.

They just keep driving UP the drama:

So now Florence is just walking the carpet, not saying anything, and leaving.

AND they're casting doubt on Harry attending. Creating relationship drama between him and Olivia bc she's "his girlfriend".

IT'S ALL PROMO. AND PROMO IS ALL LIES.

#promo is all lies #fuck you olivia wilde #fuck yall #i am so done with everything #harry's team I AM UP TO HERE #IDIOTS #@ hshq yall are idiots #i cannot believe u got h involved in this crap #selling expensive ass concert tickets is not gonna save him from this one #yall better take a stand FOR ONCE in your careers and PULL HARRY FROM THIS #FFS #FUCK YOU #i hate this #fuck this #olivia wilde is an insecure asshole #venice film festival #venice film festival 2022 #dwd promo #gotta promo dwd #don't worry darling #olivia wilde is a narcissistic asshole #holivia september 2022 #holivia august 2022 #florence pugh #shia labeouf #sept 1 2022 #sept 2022

[twinkodium]

Me: *opening twt, seeing Oscar fans complaining about the team order*

Me: *silently closing the app and let things settle down*

#some people really don’t understand how team orders work huh? #or what does it mean to be a team player…. #yes it benefits Lando all the time BUT he’s faster ffs #Oscar was carrying damage #Lando would’ve been stuck behind him #or risking a move and let them fight… maybe taking each other other as both of them are aggressive on overtakes… #only reason mclaren doesn’t let them fight because they’re prioritising team result #season started awful and now they’re on a good run no need to mess it up with an unnecessary collision… #hence they ask for team orders #tyre saving plus minimising the time loss #I wonder how long these people follow the sport to not understand such a trivial thing (it is for me cuz I watch it for so long) #anyway #I wanted to let it out #Lola’s ramblings

[nicholasluvbot]

002. Rizzus Christ

CUPID SCREWED UP - byun euijoo smau

synopsis : your best friend, danielle, takes her job of getting couples together very seriously,  and so is called as 'cupid' at sunshine city school. after you tell her about the cute, tall boy with glasses that caught your attention, she makes it her mission to get you two together. but somehow she accidentally mistook his best friend for him… and you're in big trouble now.

MASTERLIST :: PREVIOUS :: NEXT

author's note : second chapter I'm enjoying this sm that idc if anyone reads or not

#cupid screwed up 🏹 #&team fluff #&team #kpop #kpop ff #&team ff #&team imagines #&team smau #&team byun euijoo #&team ej smau #&team ej ff #&team ej #&team euijoo smau

[zestyderg]

Wuh‐oh

Looks like someone's little plan to take back their vivosaur medals didn't work after all

#fossil fighters #fossil fighters champions #ff dina #joe wildwest #the corrupted joe au #that's right this is going directly into the main ff tags #my doodles #so uh... joe came back early (the storm cleared up fast) #Rupert lost the walkie talkie during the storm and thus couldn't warn dina (he got away safely though) #and once Pauleen and Dino saw Joe come back they did not get very far in their escape from Heracles + Bulgon #dina still couldn't find the medals btw #and now almost the whole patrol team have been caught (except Rupert)

[thedreadvampy]

Kinda pissy bc in my return to work interview (my line manager is on leave so my senior manager did it) she said oooh you've had 7 absences this year that's kind of a lot

but I just looked back through my calendar and I would say actually it's 5 1/2. Cause one I had a PTSD episode at lunchtime and called my boss in tears from my kitchen floor and I was gonna take the remaining 2.5 hours of my day off and work them back later and she was like nah man shut up you're off sick you don't owe anyone that time back. so that was not even a whole day it was like. A longish meeting's worth of time.

but also one illness is recorded as two absences because. and this'll teach me. I had flu but we had a tight deadline so I was off for a day, then came on to work for a day to meet that deadline, then I was off the next day, still with flu. so that's two separate absences. because I came into work when I should have been resting.

so like. Fuck me for trying I guess.

(it's not super relevant cause there's no real unifying condition that needs action. MH episode, migraine, flu, food poisoning, migraine, COVID. and we know about the migraines and have stuff in place to minimise them. It just seems fucked up to me that it counts more against me that I came in in the middle of 2 days of sick leave than that I've been off for a solid week.)

#red said #didn't tell her about the PTSD thing btw that's between me and the Good Manager for just now #i was writing something up and it ended up really worming into my brain and then when i broke for lunch i had a 2 hour panic attack #and i messaged my boss like hey man. can't get off the kitchen floor. will miss the next meeting. and she was like ffs go home. #but other than the ptsd and the migraines these are all viral infections and i don't think 3 viral infections in 8 months is wildly unusual #especially if one of them is COVID #idk i understand that many people get migraines very rarely but 2 work-disrupting migraines in 8 months is actually great for me #when i was in the old flat with the mould and the lack of natural light i was missing about 4 hours a month minimum to migraines #often we're looking at like. biweekly. #migraines Are a disability is the thing and the whole reason i have Teams and email on my phone is bc of how often in part jobs #i have woken up unable to move or sit up because of migraines and needed to call in with minimal movement

[radicalfeminismisntfeminism]

"FReE bLoCk lIsT iN tHe tAgS!!"

"FrEe bLocK lIsT in tHe RebLoGs!!" Is just so fucking funny to me when it's coming from a TERF. Like, yes, block me, tf, idaf, you don't need to let us know you're going to block us.

You honestly think that being blocked by a crazy anti-feminist attempting to disguise bigotry as feminism by utilizing her sex as a weapon that teams up with Nazi's blocking me is going to hurt my feelings?

I'm trying to sit here and read through intellectual discussions between people who aren't fucking stupid and you dumb chucklefucks just can't seem to stop commenting about your block lists as if anyone but yourselves gives a single flying fuck!

#anti terf #anti radfem #trans rights #transisbeautiful #terfs step on a rusty nail challenge #terfs dni ffs stay tf away from me i dont want your terf germs #like y'all are teaming up with actual fucking Nazi's #ive been nice but i just cant stand you guys #you're condescending idiots #you honestly think you're all that #nobody wants to be like you we don't careeee #just fucking leaveeeeee

[wallcrawld]

whenever peter is talking with people while in the suit or if he's around people who know he's spider-man, he almost always ends up sitting on the wall, hanging upside down, standing on the ceiling, or perching on something. he doesn't even always realize that he's doing it, it's just sorta instinct and it'll happen naturally as a conversation progresses

#u know when ur talking on the phone with someone and start making hand motions and walking around ur room #when peter talks on the phone with someone he is walking around on the ceiling like that's a perfectly normal thing to do #🕸️ ･ﾟ* headcanon #he is so silly i love him #literally any time i read a comic like ff or avengers the rest of the team will be sitting in chairs or huddled up and peter is just . #off to the side...standing horizontally on a wall or chillin upside down

[elysiumcalled]

I called in sick today and my boss just messaged me because something urgent came up lmfao sound like a problem for the people who are CURRENTLY AT WORK

#I’m currently ignoring her message I’m ‘asleep’ :( #but I actually was just about to fall asleep and the ding woke me up and now I’m wide awake because I feel conflicted about helping #but also I hate my job rn lol #so she can fuck off #there is not a team of 6 people for no reason ffs