#fuckin wild

[oldwitchsleep]

pov you are a casual passer by in nbc hannibal. apologies, this concert is cancelled due to a human violin being found on our stage, please contact the box office for refunds. no dog walking on this beach due to human totem pole and assorted loose body parts. no parking : human tree. court is adjourned for the week as the judge has recently been murdered and displayed from the ceiling. no horse riding today : man in horse. museum closed : human head found on skeleton. we are sorry but we are not open for tourists today due to a human origami heart being discovered in this church. private painting viewings forbidden from now on : priceless artwork has been eaten.

#fuckin wild #hannibal

[thefreshprinceofjunes]

yall ever just

#kingdom hearts #soriku #kh3 spoilers #melody of memory spoilers #disney #disney princess #kh meta #ali's kh meta #this has already been pointed out numerous times #i just never realized they actually used the og dialogue from cinderella in khux #aka 'be gay' #fuckin wild #fairy godmother is also basically in the same position in both pics #while riku is where cindy was #more or less

[gay-mooshrooms]

wow i always forget the physical reaction i get to fanfics

im relistening to passerine and feel physically ill from dread cus i know whats coming

#fuckin wild #moosh sploosh #passerine #mcyt fanfiction #dsmp fanfiction

[fat-psychward-sockgrippussy333]

IL dispensaries ain't SHIT

But i still got my two vapes😭

#you basically taxing $10 now #fuckin wild #i forgot they started doing that #i havent been since before they started doing that lmao #imma just save for when I go out of state #bc what the fawkkk #personal #im vv high and rambling excuse me lmao #excuse me $11 basically

[tearlessrain]

I can't figure out a way to articulate this that's getting me answers, probably because I did not get enough sleep last night but like. I wonder about this all the time. do they understand why they're spinning webs or are they just compelled and then food happens? and like I fell down a wikipedia rabbit hole and there's this one species that practices apparently voluntary matriphagy where a female spider will actively encourage her young to eat her after they reach a certain stage of growth and it's like. does she have some comprehension of the fact that she's going to be eaten? obviously it's advantageous from an evolutionary standpoint but on a personal level what's motivating her to do that? is it total autopilot? is it calculated? somewhere in between? why do male black widows seek out mates that will attempt to eat them? like idk humans have been known to risk their lives to fuck but spiders don't even fuck the male just kinda shoves sperm at her with its arms and books it so like do they get happy chemicals from that interaction or do they just have some kinda brain program running that tells them to do that? I just have a lot of questions about the motivations of spiders.

#and then I'm like are there aliens that might have similar questions about us #I mean good luck to them I don't know why I do shit either but I think not the same way to how a spider doesn't know #or maybe spiders do know that's really my whole question #the matriphagy thing fucks me up for some reason I can't stop thinking about that #they're not the only species of spider/bugs in general that practice it but the fact that it's like. on purpose #fuckin wild

[doodles-with-noodles]

Ik I have made a lot of textposts today but I’ve just had an idea:

I’ve asked myself a lot should I add in a fourth character? When thinking about my Egyptian mythology story and then thought: eh, that can come later in the storyline. I didn’t know how, though. Until now.

It occurred to me that I

Could make a mentor-like character

Could make that character older because not everyone is the same age

Can do whatever the fuck I want

And so, I have a concept. After big storyline 1 (book one? Idk I’m not making myself high hopes) the team has proven themselves as capable enough to do field work, but they are all very inexperienced and fucked a lot of shit up while saving the museum. So, they do get promoted, but Malik gets relieved from his role of being the team‘s leader and the new leader is. Just a dad. Just a middle aged single-parent who’s doing this terrible job because good money. And he ends up with these three kids as coworkers- a girl who really likes her job, another who’s searching for someone she’s lost and the third, who seems normal at first but turns out to be fucking undead.

Found family at it’s finest :)

(also I can use my dad’s dad jokes)

#oc story #oc stuff #this is the best thing honestly #I think their groups gonna expand even more after this #the character is just gonna have a regular ass name and it will be funny #Imagine ur just a guy called dean and you find out your young coworker is actually supposed to be a crusty ass mummy #And the others knew the whole time #AND NO ONE TOLD U A THING #like u were like #oh yeah hes a little weird but very nice actually #„I died once“ ??? #fuckin wild

[mageofcolors]

sometimes i forget not everyone is neurodivergent/mentally ill/etc like... i mentioned i was depressed because it's winter to my mom and she went "what does winter have to do with anything"

#imagine not even getting seasonal depression #fuckin wild #mage post #mage text

[theangrypomeranian]

I'm almost done writing the second to last arc of Baby Steps, which means I'm going to start the last arc soon

my heart isn't ready for this lol

#sally speaks #casual affection au #baby steps #final separation arc #bro...this shit is gonna HURT #I'm not ready lol #plus this means that baby steps is almost over and that's crazy to me #I've been working on this fic for almost a year now #fuckin wild

[babygirltanaka]

actually y’all ever think abt how insane it was that kai received a call on his phone and immediately knew it was kei. literally they haven’t spoken in years and kei publicly denies knowing him, but he knows it’s him??? and is literally prepping to help him At That Moment????

#kaito #ajin #fuckin wild

[trial-by-yuri]

peace and love on planet autism !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

#sorry I just remembered colors exist #fuckin wild

[charactersaremylife]

First thing I've got to say about The Magnus Protocol, first episode: working a government job with an ancient computer that's running outdated software because the essential program lives on it and no one knows how to fix it? Wildly relatable to my last job.

#i know I'm late on the draw #I was listening to the first series over again #tmp spoilers #tmp #honestly theres way more thats stupid relatable to me #like #oh look night shift where you slog away at some stuff #and sometimes the stuff is Really Bad #and your boss is kind of austere asshole #oh and 'do you want it fast or do you want it right?' almost one to one #and 'dont let her train you with bad habits' #fuckin wild

[pens-personal]

Sometimes I'm just vibing and then I remember my ex did modeling. I dated a model guys.

#like. like a runway model. #they were also an incredibly talented athlete #and a poet #AND they sold homemade jewelry #AND they made clothes #and could cook #fuckin wild #I don't miss them or anything btw I'm incredibly happy and fulfilled in my current relationship #it's just kinda cool to be able to say I dated a model

[batbaffle]

just finished episode 49 of zexal

#fuckin wild

[theadventuresof-freddie]

No wonder I am such a weirdo

#people expect you to act normal after this #and understand social norms #fuckin wild #cptsd #cptsd memes #just cptsd things #abuse survivor #complex ptsd #mine #Freddie’s land

[fat-psychward-sockgrippussy333]

No idea if it's fate or I need to stop making myself available

#fuckin wild #like? #personal

[jarojam]

How's lifestealblr holdin up ? Yall okay ?

#lifesteal smp #this is abt the mcclutch situation btw #fuckin wild