i have booped many but no one has booped me in return
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the rush of peace i feel as i scroll past filtered content mentioning taylor swift, not having had to know anything about it at all
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just graduated summa cum loudly
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I actually love the idea of shallow people thinking I'm ugly. I hope I'm so ugly it ruins your day. There is absolutely nothing you can do about it and that thrills me
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me: *innocently writing smut*
my brain: what would your family think of you if they could see this? your fifth grade teacher? your great aunt? your high school english teacher? your grandfather? your childhood sunday school teacher? your
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i'm starting with the clown in the mirror, i'm asking him to change his ways
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imagine if a large segment of society just decided one day that left handed people aren't real, they're just faking it for attention. they're just doing it for the special scissors.
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going into subspace when the pharmacist gives me a shot
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hope and despair, two guards at two doors. one always lies and the other always tells the truth, but you don't know which is which.
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