#god im so vanilla

[kogglyuffs]

theyre SOOOOO married oHMYGOD

#digital art #my art #fanart #cookie run #cookie run fanart #cookie run art #cookie run kingdom #cr kingdom #crk art #crk fanart #OOOH MY GOD THE BLORBOS #THEYRE SO PRETTY AND THEYRE GETTING MARRIED #I CANT BREATHEEEEE #I LOVE THEM SO MUCH IM SO HAPPY FOR THEM #pLEAAAASEEEEEE #pure vanilla cookie #pure vanilla crk #white lily cookie #white lily crk #purelily #crk

[stuffy-just-doodles]

Hehehe see wut i did in the first one :)))

#cookie run kingdom #cookie run #cookie run fanart #crk pure vanilla cookie #crk shadow milk cookie #shadow milk cookie #pure vanilla cookie #stuffy doodles #soooooo I've been busy.... mainly with cookie run cuz i like the lil pastries on screen for all reasons #i gotta mention this cuz this was when i logged back in after a long time #so i decided to pull to see wut i would get the usual but somehow i was blessed by the gacha gods and got stardust cookie #soon i got enough soul stones to get capsaicin cookie too #crazy ass luck after not touching the game cjfjfjvjxhxv #also you can probably tell i like shadow milk cookie lil chaotic evil boi #that exclusively jaywalks and a gatekeep gaslight girlboss dude #yes im talking about a fuckin pastry im aware djdbdbxjkdkd

[yanagiineko]

two sides of the same coin

#cookie run #cookie run kingdom #fanart #cookie run fanart #cookie run ovenbreak #crk #crob #my art #art #pure vanilla cookie #shadow milk cookie #im in the middle of midterms lol #i had to draw this or im going insane #silly vanilly #god i love shadow milk cookie so much

[b0nelessdoodles]

fellas, is it gay to get flustered when your colleague wraps his magic around you to keep you out of trouble? 🤔

#cookie run #shadow milk cookie #shadowvanilla #pureshadow #creme university au #ive been sitting on this doodle for like a month now lord have mercy on my soul #god im mentally ill about what my friend and i did with these two #shadow milk used to be blueberry yogurt but he did a fuckin huge amount of forbidden magic in one go and it shattered his mind #so now hes unhinged as shit and insane but being around pure vanilla sometimes calms his mind #and he sometimes feels like his old self again #this is only possible because pure vanilla Did Something after the accident to try and save blueberry yogurt #cause they were pining after each other like the idiots they were #and now they are linked on a magical level #and pure vanilla is still trying to reverse the effects of the forbidden magic on the love of his life #shadow milk had no fuckin' idea but in this scene he ended up piecing some things together #i should try drawing pure vanilla's lab but omfg room drawings are not my strong point #okay ill shut the fuck up now i love them so bad

[grubloved]

u dont get it they turned out PERFECT this time

#working on writeup :3 #IM SO SO SO PLEASED #theyre crispy on the edges and along the bottom and tender chewy in the middle.... #the bites w/o a chocolate chip are honestly better than the bites with one. u get all the vanilla the brown butter the caramely sugar #but then u get a dark choco chip and it breaks it up it changes the pace GOD im proud of these cooky #pardon my uhhh windowsill photo i needed to stand in the light lmfaooo #birdenest #birde bakes

[picsani]

Imagine meeting Jack for the first time and he gently takes your hand and kisses it 💕

Or holds your hand as you two walk down the stairs... like a gentleman.

Or just him comparing your small,delicate hand to his 💜

#jack horner #big jack horner simp #big jack horner #jack horner x reader #god im so deprived #melting while imagining this #vanilla today arent we #feel free to add more

[paintedvanilla]

peace and love every man at my fucking university is either so stupid I’m surprised he found his way to class or so pretentious I’d rather light myself on fire than have sex with him.

#please dear god IS THERE ANYONE OUT THERE WHO IS DECENT COMPANY #every time I walk into a classroom and go ooo attractive man HE IS EITHER SO STUPID OR THINKS IM SO STUPID I NEED MY OWN IDEAS EXPLAINED #TO ME #and every woman on this campus who likes women is like. what’s your star sign. #ITS SCORPIO. LEAVE ME ALONE. #i need a nonbinary bitch who lives under a rock please #and I need to get laid. not to be tmi but good god 🧎‍♀️ #op #vanilla coke

[kisekiii25]

i love my traumatized cookies they are my everything <3

#cookie run: kingdom #cookierun #cookierun kingdom #cookie run kingdom #???? #kise.art #pure vanilla cookie #hollyberry cookie #dark cacao cookie #crk #crk fanart #crk pure vanilla cookie #crk hollyberry cookie #crk dark cacao cookie #god theres so many tags!!!! #im done o(-(

[fagdykepearlescentmoon]

It's almost summer again, time to fight off the heatstroke and seasonal mental health issues(tm) by doing an ungodly amount of baking

#im gonna make a vanilla and strawberry cake today #its gonna be so good #mutuals I am sending you a piece #just saying words #god bless australia or something #baking #cake #summer

[jasper-crow]

So I made some cider today out of scraps I had while I was making apple butter

Behold, scraps! Mostly peels, cores, and little bits and bobs of apples bugs had bitten into or the like. Nothing worth wasting or that wouldn't be sanitary after a hour long boil lol 🤣

Added in sugar (dunno, just what was left in the bag 🤷‍♀️), nutmeg, cinnamon, allspice, and an old vanilla pod I fished out of the homemade vanilla sugar.

(Great use for spent vanilla pods y'all, make the sugar from the scrapped pods, then grind the pods into extra flavor for stuff like coffee and tea once they've released all their oils into the sugar )

And straight up it looks so good after I strained it and added sugar and spices. I have never made a cider so good that it's fucking PINK!!!

Anyways this has been great to have and to share with my wife while I finish making the apple butter 💙

#lesbian island life #love this stuff #apple cider #homemade apple cider #gods this is only harvest one of apples #im gonna need to give a whole load of these away #vanilla sugar #seriouslu make your own #ive been building up vanilla pods for like a decade on the rare occasion ill get some for a recipe #and the sugar is so so so good in morning coffee #i should put the coffee i make for Ash on here sometime

[mocha-tapioca]

literally i love just LURKING on here. i have truly become eldritch horror. my ass is a CRYPTID. i log on, dm a couple people, like a post or two and then fly under the radar again for the next 24 hours

#ai.txt #anyways ive been playin a lot of splatoon lately!!! #school started up again but its okay because im so iconic <— im lying thru my teeth i got twelve assignments in one class within week 1 #no but fr splatoon is sk fun i love maining blob in this game too #regularly cycling between inkbrush nouveau and vanilla blob like im an underground idol tryna pay rent w the ones im good at #shiro is also very fun to play with but i apologize to my screen whenever we’re on diff teams and i splat them 😭 #oh ive also been developing this one thing ive been OH MY GOD YOU CAN EDIT TAGS YOU ALREADY WROTE NOW LETS GOOOOOOOO #so anyways what i was GONNA say is that ive also been developing magnum artifice!! which is!!! a dgr fangame w my friends!!!!! #very fun btw plotting their deaths is very fun despite that statement cementing me as some sort of horrendous person

[vaugarde]

for a romhack thats supposedly about darkrai, eots is reallyyyyyyyy obsessed with chatot. it also reallyyyyyyyy hates chatot.

#we gave the game an unreliable protagonist and narrator who is meant to be kinda terrible bc this is an ‘’off’’ take on the game #meant to feel uncanny and its supposed to be uncomfortable and creepy when the guild members reject you for your behavior #but god chatot is apparently sooooooo nasty and evil and lazy and corrupt we gotta introduce a whole new guy #just to back up the hero that yep!!! hes evil incarnate and nasty!! #the hero is unreliable except for when we wanna vent abt the characters we dont like #its not even that i like chatot and want to defend him it just feels so exhausting and weird #like i thought this was about darkrai why are you spending all these scenes talking about how chatot is horrible and mean #im sorry im not over brelooms backstory. its supposed to be unfair and gross and ik he didnt exactly deserve to get evicted or anything #but seriously???? it comes across like a teen throwing a fit that his mom asked him to do the dishes for one night #and then got upset when the dishes werent done the next morning and asked their mom why she didnt just suck it up and do them #i feel like a factor here is that people forget that the apprentices arent kids. even hero and partner while implied to be young can be seen #as young adults but everyone else comes across like an adult to me. so its not like theyre exploiting babies #echoed voice #it sucks bc other than this i like this romhack quite a bit! i think the stuff with hero is really interesting #i like the second timeline i like the uncomfortable changes i like how you actually make partner worse as an inversion to the vanilla game #but when the chatot stuff happens it takes me out of it. free my man he did some bullshit but not all that

[erkythehero23]

your name is VANILA EXTRCT and wait why the fuck are they so cute

#shout out to the djbb server for this #i was inspired #by some stupid ass meme #erky art #homestuck #vanilla extract #this is stupid #this is so fuckin stupid #im not great at character design #meme #please dont let me get famous over this i swear to GOD

[eructophile]

Fine whatever. Here's my funny hcs for elec snake and plant bc those r the bots I want carnally. Haven't written anything like this in actual Years so it might be a bit rough 👍 just enjoy them ig

Again this is like.... All based on the idea they can eat and get sick and etc. Just because. Wouldn't it be funny if this weird metal guy could eat and burp.

Snake

Cold, pragmatic and cynical. This guy isn't ashamed of most bodily functions, and rarely apologizes after a loud belch.

Well, actually, it depends on the company - if he's among friends, people he's comfortable with, he won't bother covering them up at all. If he's among people he doesn't know very well, he'll apologize politely about it. Still lets them out, sure, but he's not a complete jackass.

His stomach is tough, what with his diet consisting of whatever the fuck he can survive on while working. I'm convinced it can eat through steel, if it has to. Very hard to upset, but not impossible.

Due to being snake themed, he should be able to eat quite a lot. Not like, a cartoonish amount of food that leaves behind an unrealistic bulge, but he'll go for thirds and fourths - maybe fifths - on a good day.

And when he's full, his belly gets *loud*. Like, "drowning out a movie if the volume is low enough" loud. He thinks nothing of it - he's not ashamed or proud, it's natural. Belly rubs after eating can churn out even louder gurgles, making him chuckle softly. He has to admit they're quite amusing.

Snake also takes the longest to notice something's wrong with his guts. Usually, he's so focused on his job that everything else gets tuned out - it takes an especially sharp pain to snap him back into reality.

If he's unwell, it's unusual for him to keep working. "Working through it" is useless to him, since he can't focus on a mission at all. He knows better than to let himself suffer for something that isn't worth it. This also means he won't mourn for a day lost in bed or hovering over the toilet - it wouldn't help anyone to walk around sick and bloated.

Won't hesitate to ask for help, but only if he needs to. He won't turn down an offer for tummy rubs, but he'll only actively seek them out if he can't take care of himself.

Likes cuddles and general warmth, especially after a particularly large meal. Again, snake themed and all. It helps him digest, and lulls him into a comfortable, sated sleep.

He doesn't show it because it's not in his nature, but he likes to be pampered. A lot.

Plant

Oh so shy and sweet… This guy will turn beet red if his stomach so much as burbles when he's with company, so you can imagine how embarrassing burping is for him.

Plant man can be described as a "reverse vegan", i guess. As in, he'll only eat animal-based foods - like meat, milk, and eggs. Literally just because it'd be funny as fuck. His stomach is very active after any meal, which embarrasses him even more.

Due to his diet, he gets full and sleepy fast. All those steaks will make your stomach work overtime, sapping your energy all at once.

Has to take a nap after lunch, or else he'd lose an entire day's work. It's easy to get him bloated and burpy if his meal hasn't had time to digest properly, and his mood tends to sour when he's sick without relief - overall, not a good situation for anyone involved.

His stomach is more delicate than Snake's, but still pretty tough. He'll handle dairy and heavier meals well, if only for the energy drop mentioned earlier.

Still, he's a picky eater, and prefers his food prepared in a specific way. Not that he'll complain if he has to eat something different (as long as it follows his dietary restrictions), since he doesn't want to be rude. His stomach will clench and gurgle around the dishes it's not used to, however - serving only to embarrass him for not speaking up.

Honestly, Plant is quite needy. If he's with someone that's earned his trust, he'll ask them to rub his stomach to help it process all the heavy food he's eaten throughout the day.

If he's feeling sick, he'll still try to force himself to work - his garden needs him, after all. But, as mentioned previously, he doesn't last long in the field with a bellyache.

If you try talking him out of work, he might snap at first, but don't hold it against him. Feeling off in any sort of way makes him annoyed and exhausted, he needs to be handled with care. It doesn't take long to convince him to rest, as long as you promise someone else will take care of his duties. Once he's feeling better, he'll apologize profusely for being a jerk.

He loves cuddles when sick, in fact, he needs it. Feeling safe, warm and comfortable helps him relax, making it easier for his stomach to do what it needs to. Likes being the little spoon, but also cuddling belly to belly, so to speak. It warms his tummy and feels great.

His stomach is not the noisiest, but the gurgles are wetter, whinier. You can hear liquid, sloshy burbles if you were to press your ear to his belly, since it looks and works a lot like a pitcher plant. It's so wet and humid in there…

Elec

Oh, delicate stomach, through and through. Also has a noisy stomach that makes him gassy and bloated when upset, and is extremely embarrassed to betray his image because of some tummy trouble.

He's very picky about his meals, and rarely ever eats something that might upset his insides. He likes to play it safe with comfort foods, but that luxury isn't always viable.

He'll work himself to death before skipping work, though. His role in power plants is genuinely important, and he knows his absence will affect the workplace. No - if he's needed, he'll be there. His stomach can whine and gurgle all it wants, he'd rather embarrass himself.

Of course, it's not always his decision. He's gotten bellyaches that left him immobilized before. All because he didn't allow himself to lay down and rest, and now the pain is 20 times worse than before. Hes had to be carried out, bridal style, multiple times. He doesn't like remembering those instances in the slightest.

Prefers taking medicine instead of seeking help, and will often downplay his symptoms before accepting any. Stubborn and self centered bastard he is. Of course, if you poke and prod enough, he'll eventually resign.

He says it's only to shut you up, but honestly, he does like being taken care of. It's funny, you'd expect him to love the attention, but he's pretty meek under the magnifying lens of a caretaker. Let the man keep some dignity, please. Not that he's ever had any.

Once you've got him right where you want him - head on your lap, little spoon, head on his chest as you massage his stomach - he calms down. He forgets just how good it feels to be held in this manner, but his pride always gets the best of him.

His stomach pains can get pretty severe, as you've probably guessed. He's woken up to the feeling of being stabbed in his guts before, after going to sleep with an upset stomach.

His burps are airy and strained, sounding like he's getting little to no relief from them. With patience and care, you can knead some longer, more productive bubbles from the depths of his stomach, but the organ can be just as stubborn as the person it's attached to.

His stomach isn't very loud, not usually. Little burbles and whines are all you'll hear, and if it's upset, the noises will only really ramp up in volume, but not change all that much otherwise.

#👍👍👍👍👍 im so fucking embarrassseeeeed #also if a vanilla mgmn fan sees this. god im sorry. im so sorry. im so scared to post this LMAO #copernicium #gastric gabble #stuffing #stuffing kink #burping #kink hcs #⚡ #🐍 #🌻

[networkunsupported]

OH MY GOD OF COURSE

#of COURSE #IT WAS VANILLA. #'there wasnt any more chocolate so we made vanilla'- MR BOSCH #I AM PERSONALLY GOING TO STORM YOUR HOUSE. #I NEVER REALISED THAT BEFOFE. GOD. OF COURSE. #okay i need like four to six buisness days to process this #anyway tldr i lie we dont know his opinion on either chocolate or rice pudding #im a fake fan guys. sorry

[clericofkelemvor]

i should go to bed but instead i think im gonna go replay the last romance scene with astarion about ten to fifteen times. for reasons

#maëlle plays bg3 #and then tomorrow. its mod shopping time before i start my second playthrough #god i did olay an entirely almost vanilla run bc i HAVE to. for pratical reasons and also for respect for the vanilla game #(almost entirely bc i did use the mod that curbs approval which: absolute must) #but im so excited to look at mods i love modding #before that tho. im gonna inject astarion in my brain